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- Fri, 11 Oct 2019 21:32:58 EST SaWKafFy No.532090
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Growing up I would never have imagined that I would have so much personal suffering over not being able to get laid or have a girlfriend. All I want is to fuck an attractive female. But years pass and nothing. Everyone can't be getting fucked except me right? There has to be a good amount of guys around my age who are completely dumbfounded as to how they can't get laid, because I definitely am.

To whoever can give me actual advice as to how I can have sex within the next week, I can't do much but I will forever remember you and direct positive spirit energy in your direction.
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Barnaby Bebblemedging - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 21:40:01 EST 1VcUBcZx No.532091 Reply
if all you're looking for is poon why not just hire a whore?
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Molly Gerringfoot - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 21:45:30 EST B9tXEfAV No.532092 Reply
>>532091
Because OP will never falter in the face of hardship - he will never take the easy way out. Good on you, OP! Godspeed!
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Betsy Bidgeforth - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 07:47:20 EST Gem3aRVr No.532096 Reply
>>532090
Take a piece of paper and fold it in half. On the left, write out the kind of woman you want to have sex with. On the right, write out what you have to offer that person. See, if you haven't had sex yet and you're seeking it, then you need to make some changes to yourself if sex is your goal.
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Reuben Nubblewell - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 14:06:27 EST 2tz018tx No.532112 Reply
>>532091

This. OP just hire a ho because it sounds like that's all you want.
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Shitting Worthingbury - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 14:37:21 EST v7AXn4iw No.532113 Reply
>>532090
That one week deadline is a killer. Either go to a bar every night this week and try to pick up a skank or like >>532091 said, just buy one. Bonus to that is once you're done, you're done with them. If you're just out for sex and you lead a woman on just to get it, she's liable to burn your shit or key your car. And for good reason, one could argue.
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NAME - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:09:35 EST qZ9r/7bI No.532114 Reply
>>532091
Not OP but the physical action itself is only a component of what he wants. It's really not even about the physical act itself - it's about being desired, it's about feeling wanted, it's about being accepted by another, and yes, it's about participating in one of the most fundamental human experiences that transcends language, culture, and nationality. Getting a prostitute fulfills very few of these requirements. Sex with a hooker is meaningless - it doesn't provide any of the emotional and esteem benefits that having sex with a woman who is genuinely attracted to you provides. For all intents and purposes, prostitutes are fleshlights, only more expensive and can give you a disease or land you in jail.>>532091
>>532091
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Walter Chunningman - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 01:02:05 EST WHCUpefx No.532118 Reply
>>532114
he didn't say shit about any of that. if you want a cuddle go find your soulmate. OP wants to fuck. not a minced word in the post.

get you a whore if you want it this week OP. your erection isn't a divining rod leading you towards true love and acceptance and meaning and all that bullshit. get your needs met and clear your head.
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Hugh Brembleture - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 06:58:19 EST fclcDr9v No.532119 Reply
>>532114
If that's the case, it's pretty easy to not be a shit bag.
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NAME - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:22:19 EST qZ9r/7bI No.532122 Reply
>>532118
He didn't need to say any of that, that shit is implied when he expresses a desire to fuck. "Just get a whore" OH WOW, WHAT GENIUS, GROUNDBREAKING ADVICE! No one ever could have thought up that one unless you suggested it, obviously. OP knows whores exist,and he doesn't want one, for the reasons I laid out earlier.
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Beatrice Backlemock - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 15:39:05 EST 8AT2K0uc No.532126 Reply
>OP just wants to get his dick wet.
>OP really wants to be loved.

Yeah well, I'm betting like the rest of us here, he hasn't ever had either.
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Angus Sogglestock - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 17:55:24 EST k2Ft4Ntn No.532127 Reply
>>532096
this is a good way to lower your self-esteem

the foregone conclusion is that OP is doing something wrong and needs to change himself, because he cannot get laid. and because he cannot get laid, he's doing something wrong. this is circular reasoning "begging the question".

we know very little about OP. we don't know his age, how attractive he is, how confident he is, how he approaches women (if he even does), what his psyche is like...
it's certainly possible he's doing something wrong, but it's also possible he's not doing anything wrong but he's just not doing some things right.
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Lillian Goodridge - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 20:47:08 EST CmGaMC1v No.532129 Reply
>>532122
>I'm not OP but I know what OP wants

You sure be way more helpful around here.
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Name - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:11:58 EST Ptg5M1K1 No.532134 Reply
Let me tell you how this story ends if you keep up the bullshit.

You meet a girl in class or peripheral friend group. Fellow male friend also is interested. You exchange pleasantries. You hang out and talk a bit. You go on a pseudo date and you dont kiss. She hooks up with other dude. You cry and call her a bitch for leading her on. She is like wtf. You are like wtf.

Yes we are talking about love and not sex. And yes, you are cant be in a relationship right now because clearly you're afraid of intimacy and you cant be authentic.

Therapy, whores and fat women are what you need. Dr prescribes this to you.

Oh no that's not the right way to go about things rah rah rah. There is no right way. There is only fucking embarrassing yourself. Hahaha. Embrace.

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