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Let's see your imagination. What do you try before suicide?

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- Thu, 17 Sep 2020 07:55:56 EST ZzBHnTwL No.536181
File: 1600343756299.jpg -(6913B / 6.75KB, 262x192) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Let's see your imagination. What do you try before suicide?
You will be dead anyway so you can do anything. Trying to rob a bank is lame because it is impossible to escape. It is 2020. So what is your ideas? Heavy risk actions which normally you afraid but not stupid.
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Riker - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 01:29:40 EST ouuQL+U5 No.536231 Reply
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Probably climb a really tall mountain. If I die I die, if I summit I summit. May give me renewed faith in myself.
Did it before when I was thinking of killing myself, worked better than I imagined it would.
14 thousand feet is not a joke.
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Hedda Clambleputch - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 11:41:54 EST m8gMi16v No.536234 Reply
Tbh why the fuck would you rob a bank, even if you thought you could get away with it, if you are gonna kill yourself? Get a bunch of money then...... i presume spend it all then die? Such a future oriented thing, maybe by the time you send it all you won’t even want to Jill yourself anymore. And if you got a bunch of money and got away w it... at that point why not just rob a bunch of banks and live the life? Just makes no sense
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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 13:15:36 EST e9eRuSB0 No.536235 Reply
If I was going to kill myself, I'd probably want to try working nightshifts at a petrol station first, or maybe go back to working as a dishwasher.
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Polly Gigglestodge - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 19:28:18 EST jnas4L6T No.536237 Reply
>>536235

maybe you could tell your family that you are a pedophile who lusts after family members at their underage sleepovers? hopefully they'd bash your head in
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Angus Finderman - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 23:29:30 EST pyDyT2Qr No.536241 Reply
>>536237
Vassera you missed the reference to what he was saying. Guy he was replying to had a thread about spying on his sister’s sleepover a while ago. But we appreciate your effort thanks nb
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Ernest Fabblechore - Tue, 22 Sep 2020 01:01:38 EST m8gMi16v No.536242 Reply
>>536241
yeah tbh i dont know how i feel about banning someone for getting mad about actual creepy pedo shit.
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Cornelius Hommerspear - Tue, 22 Sep 2020 13:16:45 EST kJ9SVVEA No.536244 Reply
>>536237
You're retarded vassera, pedo food goblin, is a legit pedo.
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Walter Clinnerwin - Tue, 22 Sep 2020 23:13:30 EST /a0EWK+P No.536250 Reply
I'd probably stalk and kill people for as long as possible honestly

but just don't do all that OP, or anyone here
User is currently banned from all boards
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Charles Sepperdock - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 20:02:20 EST X0hzfmTo No.536521 Reply
As lame as it is, therapy, still continuing to drink, hope I pass soon.
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Matilda Blythebanks - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 21:59:32 EST StwWjX3r No.536522 Reply
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>>536181
I've been thinking a lot about this lately, obviously right now with corona and the state of the world doing some of these is going to be more difficult if not impossible but so far i've got

>liquidate all your assists and (assuming you have enough money) go travel to some cheap, party-centric tourist destination and stay in a hotel fucking hookers and doing drugs and partying on the beach and in nightclubs until all your money is gone.

>Do the first part of that but instead of hookers and drugs just use the money to go travel the world, see everything you've wanted to see in person that you can

>Camp for a year, do either the Pacific Crest or Appalachian trail, occasionally get a cheap hotel room for a hot shower + bed but just spend an entire year camping outdoors, living cheap and as off the land as possible. Again money does factor into it but this option can be done on a shoe string budget,

>Get into religion, probably the most boring option but also the most likely to stop you from killing yourself, if you're still holding onto hope.

>Do some insane lone wolf act of sabotage, and no not some stupid petty mass murder of random people, like spend a couple years developing a scheme to disrupt a dam or a power plant, if you can code you could dedicate all your time and energy into creating a new type of virus. Find ways to disrupt multi-national corporations, but in a more meaningful way then Ted did.

>Try the actual "Yes Man" approach and see where it leads you, take a bunch of benzos and throw yourself into social situations with whoever, you're gonna kill yourself anyways so just say yes to everything (that sounds like it could be good) and see what happens

>Throw yourself into fitness, diet and exercise. Like do steroids even, sincerely try to reach your absolute physical peak then once you are there see if you still want to go through with it.

>Finally, and this ones a no brainer, take all the cash to your name from said liquidated assets and go to the casino, do the lottery too, because if you hit the jackpot then at least you can move onto the more advanced "party it up before i kill myself" method
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George Fattinghidge - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 22:37:40 EST DeNTVPuJ No.536523 Reply
I don't really care, a lot of people commit suicide for good reasons if they're guilty. Saves me time. Don't bother anybody, just do it.
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Lillian Funningwell - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:17:06 EST nETD0oL7 No.536524 Reply
If everything you do and have done is completely wrong, your world view and view of people was completely wrong, and you have nothing else to live for, just wipe yourselves out. Works for me. Don't bother with hedonism before that because you won't remember. Leave a clean room.
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Matilda Blythebanks - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:31:09 EST StwWjX3r No.536525 Reply
>>536524
>>536523
Lol personally i was just using this as a fun thought exercise i'm quite content with my life. Both of you on the other hand sound oddly angry and bitter about this thread for some reason i don't get it
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Matilda Blythebanks - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:37:12 EST StwWjX3r No.536526 Reply
>>536523
Also i just have to point out

>saves me time

Whoa! we got a bad ass judge dredd who apparently hunts down depressed people and kills them? Damn what a bad ass lmao
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Rebecca Gollerwill - Fri, 23 Oct 2020 03:34:07 EST F7XBYwzs No.536608 Reply
>>536526
I saw that too lol like this guy goes out looking for suicidal people to kill?
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Graham Pickfoot - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 12:36:34 EST Z8E/qob6 No.536613 Reply
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You know it's fucked up that we provide euthanasia for the terminally ill (in more civilized sections anywas) in society but not for the majorly psychologically ill like destitute homeless with added on mental issues who have to survive on scraps and live in dilapidated environments with basically no hope for success. Doesn't have much to do with the thread just something I was thinking about.
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Samuel Crettingwill - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 15:30:59 EST +EZkavdf No.536615 Reply
>>536613
The problem with the "kill all the homeless and mentally ill" final solution is how will that be defined? And who will define it? If i lose my apartment/home for some non-criminal reason and am in between living situations living out of my car for a week before i can move into a new place, should i be immediately euthanized? Or if i'm a successful software engineer, but i have severe depression, should i killed because oh well, doesn't matter how good i am at my job?
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Graham Pickfoot - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 17:11:53 EST Z8E/qob6 No.536616 Reply
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>>536615
I was thinking more along the lines of someone with major schizophrenia, psychosis etc. that can't really function in the world being homeless on top of that, with access to voluntary euthanasia. Because it's pretty fucked up how awful some people got it and are made to suffer and there's not a lot that people could do to help.
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Molly Shittingshit - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 20:42:00 EST s0jfgpr4 No.536617 Reply
>>536193
>You are living dead guys. Fuck your imagination
Yeah but doing risky or fucked up shit because you want to die anyway is why America has a mass shooting every month. I get it, the thread is a joke, but coming up with ideas for this isn't actually very entertaining... like at all, and the fact these stupid fucks keep going out and slaughtering people and on top of that keep giving proponents of gun control a legitimate excuse to tighten restrictions and consideration of implementing some form of a ban taken seriously. Fuck giving up more rights to the government under the pretext of safety (not that regular people are being disingenuous about that concern, I'm talking about certain companies and individuals within the government and on wall st that have a vested financial interest in imposing greater restrictions and even outright banning guns). Don't need the police being even bigger and more dangerous power tripping assholes than they already are,
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Alice Toothall - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 00:49:11 EST mKdMQj4X No.536621 Reply
>>536616
Oh well if it's voluntary that changes everything i would 110% support a program like that at this point absolutely. It's dark and it's tragic but it would no doubt have a positive impact in terms of freeing up resources for people who can rise out of it

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