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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

who will join my army to destory the moon

- Sun, 14 Sep 2014 16:42:16 EST EVyOC35t No.54391
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jesus fuck I hate the moon

look at it sitting up there and being lazy while I have to work all day

I cant wait until im rich and powerful and can finally deal with the moon...

Whats our game plan guys we need to move quick so IT cant stop us
Robert Wilson - Sun, 14 Sep 2014 17:06:13 EST ksAXy5yQ No.54392 Reply
We kind of need the moon.

For, you know, tides and stuff.
Arno Penzias - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 01:40:18 EST 5O93DDXg No.54399 Reply
The moon has been a very important factor in how we tell time over the months and has indeed shaped most if not all cultures in this way. Life would be very different with out that useless ball of shitty rock.
Giuseppe Piazzi - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:45:59 EST eMyAc3hv No.54406 Reply
so we hold it hostage for all the money in the world since it's so priceless
Heinrich Olbers - Wed, 17 Sep 2014 15:07:01 EST VFweXWOA No.54412 Reply
The important thing about the Moon being the focus of our ill intent is that it doesn't give a fuck. We can blast away at it all we want, nuke it all to hell and spray horrible poison all over it. Not a shit shall be given. The Moon is way beyond that. It's a fucking miniworld, bitches. But yeah, that smug fuck needs to get slapped around a bit.
Stephen Hawking - Thu, 18 Sep 2014 23:10:16 EST WiWBst8g No.54415 Reply
I don't know what's wrong with you people. your hatred for the beloved moon is downright despicable
Karl Jansky - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 01:46:50 EST kviwdVC/ No.54419 Reply
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Shoot for the Moon. If you miss, you'll end up co-orbiting the Sun alongside Earth, living out your days alone in the void within sight of the lush, welcoming home you left behind.
John Riccioli - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 17:56:13 EST 5O93DDXg No.54421 Reply
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If the World does not meet our demands we shall....Blow up the moon.

We demand... one...MILLION... dollars.

muahaha, muahahahahha. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Galileo Galilei - Sat, 20 Sep 2014 21:36:58 EST eMyAc3hv No.54422 Reply
how about you stop defending that useless rock orbiting our nice, habitable planet
Allan Sandage - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 14:03:44 EST nUXzXsJc No.54426 Reply
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Just be thankful it's not this asshole.
Hannes Alven - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 01:58:13 EST zPGAzIMg No.54429 Reply
What's really funny is it's going to get further and further away and then go away altogether, at which point it will stop balancing our polar axis and stop regulating our tides and everything will go goddamn nuts.
John Bahcall - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 02:31:59 EST kviwdVC/ No.54431 Reply
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We will be devoured by the sun before that happens.
Pic unrelated, it's a star and blackhole.
Vera Rubiin - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 04:31:42 EST t/RGDr8M No.54432 Reply
It will never go altogether. The tidal acceleration will stop when an earth day equals a lunar month, even this is unlikely to happen in the life of the Sun.
Thomas Henderson - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 05:28:33 EST t1vMK9Uc No.54433 Reply
But also keep in mind chaos; the solar system is chaotic long before the sun will die. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stability_of_the_Solar_System

There's enough bodies interacting that before the sun kicks it off or month=day that something could throw it off some other way. There's a study that gives based on what we know of Mercury a 2:250 chance of hitting a bad resonance with jupiter that would distort it's orbit enough to reek havok on the other inner planets.
Vera Rubiin - Sun, 02 Nov 2014 18:43:35 EST NQdyVvD1 No.54621 Reply
The moon came here from a great distance and caused what every ancient culture calls the Great Flood. It even changed the tide of human evolution and now we're a bunch of stupid fucks.

I'm looking at you in particular. You know who you are.
Nicolaus Copernicus - Mon, 03 Nov 2014 00:20:14 EST Y/nfV9Yp No.54622 Reply
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if the moon is "really there", then how can its gravity stop the suns rays from making it go dark at night?
Wilhelm Beer - Sat, 08 Nov 2014 10:45:43 EST Kc+YGl6y No.54636 Reply
The moon took the responsibility of doing nothing all day in order to save us from tides and shit. It sacrificed its time for us. And for that, we are in great debt. So maybe the you do hate the moon, but I can assure you... the moon hates you too.
James van Allen - Sun, 09 Nov 2014 01:12:51 EST nqndeuny No.54643 Reply
the thing i like about the moon is hating it, it is just like a bad girlfriend, sure it is awful but it is fun to yell at and makes for some wild nights of yelling at it
Clyde Tombaugh - Thu, 13 Nov 2014 16:35:27 EST m2V5EK+8 No.54675 Reply
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Stay the fuck off my moon, filthy peasants.
Bernard-Ferdinand Lyot - Sun, 16 Nov 2014 02:13:26 EST MB3acsCp No.54691 Reply
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Friedrich Bessel - Sun, 16 Nov 2014 07:25:43 EST wK+Onyuj No.54693 Reply
I guess the light of that event hasn't reached Earth yet.

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