maybe weed? I get super horny after smoking weed

poppers

Shove something up your ass.

It's really ruined my relationship tbh. Boyfriend can't orgasm without it.

I don't have time to go into too much detail right now (leaving for work soon) but I'll probably revisit this thread later. Idk. It makes me really depressed overall. I just wish it wasn't a factor in relationships, but you can't really avoid it anymore.

>>100978
It makes me sad that I have climbed so many hills to be the man I am and fail to be more than a quick swipe left but there are people willing to accept this sort of bullshit. Porn is a poor substitute for intimacy and barely simulates the fun that comes from that interpersonal dynamic, which is what makes sex sexy. The fakeness and lack of genuine interaction leaves it lacking though I have to admit once a week maybe a fortnight I'll use porn. I've been single a long time too, it's not like I have anyone better to do right now.

Your boyfriend has a porn addiction. He should seek treatment for his illness.

>>101098
Lol just noticed the date, guess a spam got blocked. Oops. Well I hit nb but it was at the top anyway. Nb again. Sorry guys.

I want to say that your idea isn't too bad, but its got lots of flaws.

If you wanted a real drainage system in your mattress toilet, you'd need to hook it up to the sewage line, which is set into your foundation. The other option is that you hook it up to a tank that you have to empty.....I'd call it a "septic tank" but septic tanks are typically so big they have to be buried. you'd basically have a large bedpan under your mattress.
Although that might be the best solution since you want to cum in your mattress-hole and semen has clogged shower drains at some places...then again, you'd also have to CLEAN your fleshlight every so often.

Figure all that shit out and you might have a million-dollar idea.

Find somewhere you can spend some time naked, like a sauna or a beach or a forest, and just get comfortable with your body. Nobody had a pornstar dick. We're all average and like tiddy size, it doesn't actually matter all that much.
It's not sex that you need to get comfortable with, it's love. Love yourself, and the world will follow.

>>100756
I had an intense fear of sex too before I transitioned. I ran away from every femake that was ever interested and everything that was about to turn into a sexual encounter. Turns out I was repressing male sexuality because I function better in every aspect of life as a female. But I doubt this is your problem too.

> I think the issue stems from the shitty codependent relationship I spent 8 years in from the age of 14 until last year. She was mean and an alcoholic and every single time we had sex I was terrified that if I didn’t perform she would go on an abusive alcoholic rampage (happened often).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfHGqyMxuqI

>>101089
Currently it's actually eating out the ass of a female childhood friend. Had that on my mind since waking up this morning with a boner.
In general, I'm an ass man in every regard. Eating of booties is one step more appealing than getting to dick a pussy. Someday I'd like to have intentionally shitty buttsex with a romantic partner, that's an ongoing fantasy of mine.

It's because you don't nofap and you always give in and wank.

welp, now i have a boner thanks op

look into electro play

>>101033

I think you just have to commit to being one or the other if you really want to "cure" it.

>>101033
No offence OP, but I fucking hate bi people for their indecisiveness.
They seems to be so full of excuses too, like- I like men e optionally and women sexually...no one likes being a fuckin option and no one likes you beyond using you for sex

Hey, im a 30yo bi guy married to a 33 year old bi woman. neither of us are indecisive about what we want. but we were when we were younger! being indecisive is a youth think, not an orientation thing. im not going to say there is nothing wrong with you OP, but getting the tingles in your pants over both men and women isnt a thing thats wrong with you.

>>101048
lol 420chan is right where i left it, rofl

op this thread has me unbelievably horny

>>100765
when you first started how long was your time in chastity or did he not build you up and just lock you in there?

OP here. It's been a while, but I would like to confirm that I am still owned by my Master, and am still happy and content.

>>100775
There was no build-up. He just locked me up. I nearly went crazy the first two weeks. I was constantly horny and feverish with lust, it was pretty bad.

But I've come far! Been locked in chastity for over more than a year!
And speaking of, it was my birthday a few days ago, meaning Master let me cum, which was amazing.

So, go ahead and ask me anything, Anons. I'll be monitoring this thread!

If you're the dude from /b/ then please stop larping it's unhealthy

unironically do it

but don't go too far with it and don't stay too long

just have sex a few times so that you'll stop being such a whiny bitch

oh and don't lie, it's bad karma

>>101035
chastity
/thread

like seriously wtf kind of question is this. either you want that or you don't. at the same time there's no reason you should have to lmao

>It just doesn't seem worth it to become a bottom unless I do it this way.

stop believing porn. it occurs in a made up fantasy world that was created to seem sexy

Cut it off?

>>101073
fuckin' wish i had thought of this brilliant answer

>>101064
Wear a metal plug, it slightly slips out and feels amazing when you sit down and it slides back up

>>101064
buttplugs are great! but they suck when you have to fart, which tends to happen when you wear buttplugs. metal and glass ones are good because they don't get tacky and chafe if they dry off after extended wearing. Silicone ones are more comfortable imo though.

wear it with a thong to keep it in for extra fun!

>>101066

yea that's true, I do want to be able to far. Ok I'm just gonna wear panties it will probably do the same thing. Btw I'm super cute, ugly guys should NEVER DO THIS!!!! ew

>>101068
I hate foreskin. It's ugly and gross and unhealthy and despite what the fucktactivists say it does nothing for orgasm/sex feelings. There is that study they love to reference about "fine touch", but the kind of stimulation you get from sex or masturbation isn't exactly what I would describe as "fine touch", and anyway, my fingertips are pretty sensitive to "fine touch" too but no matter how much I rub my fingers it's never going to cause an orgasm.

I have a foreskin and I fucking hate it. I'm going to get circumcised as soon as I have the money and means.

There are studies in africa of men who got cut for the aids prevention asking how their sexual performance was affected by being circumcised, and the majority said it improved. If you look on message boards and such of people who have been circumcised as adults, most of them say sex is either better or no difference. Also, if you look for people who have undergone foreskin restoration, most of them also say that sex is better after restoring. To me, the fact that both groups say that sex is better after either getting circumcised or after undergoing foreskin restoration, that indicates that one's perception and expectations has far more to do with it than the actual foreskin.

>>101069
You care an awful lot about other people's dicks.

>>101070
Well he already said he was gay.
Straight guys care a lot about dicks, gay guys probably have that just increased by a power of magnitude.

Are you looking for suggestions?
I assume these dice rolls are going to be in succession?
What kind of thing would you be interested in as a punishment and what are your limits?

glasses are hot yes, especially round ones. as for talking to girls (ctfu) just talk to her like you would anybody else really, but show a little more interest maybe? be confident and try to be comfortable, ask her about interests and stuff idk man. try to relate to her in some ways and build connections. if you guys click then it'll happen but if nothing comes of it don't stress too much