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straight male dreaming about giving handjobs to strangers by Darkside Mind - Sat, 22 Jul 2017 07:11:18 EST ID:VIPYO+Yz No.99850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I considered myself a straight dude my whole life.

But today I woke up with a raging boner after I had a dream of earning my money through handjobs.

It was some kind of huge massage-parlor but with many gay males lined up that were waiting to get a handjob.

I am not that much shocked, I am more intrigued now.

Out of curiosity:
Is this a way to earn a little extra money?
Or do they want to get full anal or blowjob?


Semen travel distance by Jarvis Nushwill - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 17:52:10 EST ID:IiGyvM8y No.99832 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did you ever cum so hard that your semen hit the ceiling? I never managed to get my semen on the ceiling, even when I'm real horny. Does this mean that I'm not "man" enough? What was the longest distance that you made your semen travel with an orgasm?
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Basil Brummerforth - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:35:06 EST ID:d4WsaeqI No.99846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Try edging for a long time before allowing yourself to cum. I've shot VERY far doing this.
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Nell Gellerhall - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 02:53:17 EST ID:Q26Tii5o No.99847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Alfred Kinseymeasured the distance of ejaculation, in "some hundred" of men. In three-quarters of men, the semen exuded from the penis, "In other males the semen may be propelled from a matter of some inches to a foot or two, or even as far as five or six and (rarely) eight feet".[8]Masters and Johnsonreport ejaculation distance to be not greater than 30–60cm.[9]During the series of contractions that accompany ejaculation, semen is propelled from the urethra at 500cm/s (200inches/s), close to 11 miles per hour.[5]


How long did it take you to cure death grip? by Meat - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 15:28:07 EST ID:GsorfEIe No.99813 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm coming up on almost 4 weeks of no fap/porn viewing after finally accepting I've had terrible death grip syndrome for the past few years. How long would you recommend abstaining from masturbating/watching porn all together? Should I also abstain from sex? Any advice would be nice!
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Walter Pozzlenetch - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 19:20:57 EST ID:59fCk60M No.99815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>nofap

Enjoy your prostate cancer. Orgasm at least 21 times a month to lower your chances of getting cancer in your plumbing.
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Thomas Givingbodging - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 23:26:32 EST ID:MSitl8C0 No.99842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
None at all? Just loosen your grip and take it easy on the fapping.
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Martha Turveyfoot - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 09:38:30 EST ID:4Zqr/h6C No.99844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
...But why? Why are some people forcing themselves against masturbation? If you feel the need then jerk off, if you don't, then don't. The only thing you're doing is fucking up your balls, you have to keep your hormones in balance if your body asks you to, just like eating or pissing. Unless you have chronic masturbation illness, then gradually


swipe right to fill void by Charles goodfooke - Sat, 06 May 2017 01:18:20 EST ID:bZO84gEp No.99621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have a personal inquiry that I'd want advice on. I'm 26, American and an attractive male, but ever since I started dating my earlier 20s, I dont think I've had a serious relationship. Almost every date I've gone on with women typically ends with me hooking up with my date whether thats sex, like a week ago or Monday when I brought a girl home from an okay tinder date and ended up eating out her out in my bedroom until she came and called an uber after an hour or s of cuddling/making out Ended up going on a second date with her Wednesday and she wanted to hold hands and kiss. I was okay with it but idk, felt like there was something lacking. To go back to my original point I guess it always feels like people I do end up meeting and vining with, sex or not always give me the response of not looking for anything serious or something rather.

How do I get out of this cycle? The longest I've been with a chick so far is 3 months and even then we're just 'friends' who smoke and fuck. I doubt things will work out with me and this chick I've talked to since february due to moving and distance implied but how do I move beyond being a one night stand or fuck buddies in the future?

Is any other relationship type worth it at this point?

Stop using okc and tinder?

Feels like these women want all the affection but none of the strings honestly. Go with the flow? Go abstinent? Fuck.
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Esther Fanspear - Sat, 06 May 2017 05:37:32 EST ID:5li4sIuT No.99624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>having sex on the first date
>expecting a serious relationship

people these days.... " - -
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Graham Gankinwill - Sat, 06 May 2017 11:49:16 EST ID:bZO84gEp No.99628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99624
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Eliza Dombleham - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 16:47:16 EST ID:vKySIGFB No.99841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I actually have this exact problem. I'm 21 and never have had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies for about a month, hookups, and one night stands

I literally don't know how to into gf
And what is having a girlfriend like? What do you do when you aren't fucking? I mean I've gone to dinner with girls and stuff but there's never been the "meat" where I really really really enjoy spending time with that person where just being with that person makes me happy, though that's what I'm longing for...


Favorite "little things" about sex by Eliza Dombleham - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 15:56:12 EST ID:vKySIGFB No.99839 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>when she's in doggie and you slide your bare penis into her pussyhole which is right down by the asshole and you watch as her vagina grips and welcomes it with warmth

>when she sucks on your finger while you fuck her

>making her cum so hard she can't talk for 20 seconds

>making her moan loudly when she's a very quiet shy, girl

>making out and knowing your going to fuck good so there's no rush or pressure
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Eliza Dombleham - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 16:06:20 EST ID:vKySIGFB No.99840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>the feeling that lasts about a day after sex where you feel like you've actually accomplished something in your life

nb


How to deepthroat by Clara Hozzlewater - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 17:14:57 EST ID:F8QGgPpV No.99822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So i've started seeing this girl recently and I really want her to go all the way down on my dick but she cant. She says that she gags very easily and is in experienced... How can I train her to start sucking sick like a vacuum?
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Clara Hozzlewater - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 17:15:46 EST ID:F8QGgPpV No.99823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99822
sucking dick* like a vacuum

nb
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Polly Blashlock - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 20:41:52 EST ID:wsz43tJm No.99825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99822
gagging is self reinforcing, like many things that dumb bitches have a hard time of sorting out

she has to want your dick in her throat for one thing

apparently brushing the tongue further and further back helps

and also sticking the tongue out will help make room for dicks

try weed
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Martha Chegglestock - Sat, 15 Jul 2017 09:16:05 EST ID:E99Lg5MM No.99827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got news for you... she probably doesn't want to or she would.
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Lillian Brorringlock - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 11:23:31 EST ID:8yEqpSTA No.99838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One thing I miss about my ex is her deepthroating skills. She could swallow my entire big cock with ease, never a word of bother from her. Swallowed it all too with glee. She gives fucking awesome blowjobs. Apart from that she was a bit of a cunt.

My current girlfriend tries but her mouth is just too small. Oh well.


Bump When Laid by Henry Bardcocke - Fri, 29 Nov 2013 06:21:52 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.83810 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bump when you're in that post-sex Fuck Yeah.
You could share a detail or ten
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Martin Blegglebanks - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 14:32:43 EST ID:i3asRRwc No.99830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Absolutely man-handled my girlfriend last night from behind, she was loving it. Pulled out and came on her back as her legs quivered. Feels good man.
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Oliver Cenningfuck - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 02:36:06 EST ID:ZATuOn4v No.99837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i just fapped
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Fanny Snodstone - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 08:13:42 EST ID:rXxp3NUb No.99843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
This has got to be the most unattractive female body I've seen in a long time, that guy can definitely do better. Disgusting, nb.
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Ernest Clublingbat - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 13:55:38 EST ID:i3asRRwc No.99845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99843
virgin
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William Dartcocke - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 12:05:40 EST ID:kW8a7K7n No.99848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99845
fattie


I like women but I feel it difficult to approach attractive women by Advice - Thu, 08 Jun 2017 13:11:11 EST ID:wjSnJdn8 No.99737 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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First of all I am a college going teen, and from my school days I've had very less exposure to the other sex, so I don't know what to talk with the girls or how to approach attractive women when I see them, even when they pass by me I just act like I don't see them automatically, I just turn my head or look away for just simply walk away from them, it has become like a reflex action, I dont know what to do... There is something wrong with me. What should I do? Please help this problem has become like inferiority complex which KS pushing me down hard even when I try to stand up, it makes me feel isolated and jealous of others... I feel so bad about my self... Please help.
(p. S fuckin clickbait)
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Matilda Pagglefet - Thu, 08 Jun 2017 20:47:17 EST ID:z+LAQEuP No.99739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99737
Booze and other drugs are helpful...
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Eliza Dombleham - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 01:46:52 EST ID:vKySIGFB No.99836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1) Knock the porn

I've found this to be very helpful. Porn tricks the brain into thinking you're Gangis Khan having sex with all these women but irl your having sex with your hand.

It's not easy, and you WILL relapse, especially in the first month of trying to cut it. But that's OK! As long as you actually make an effort. It'll be one day without porn, then two, three, a week, and before you know it you'll be off it for 3 months.

In my experience, it literally FORCES you to seek out women and sex. You've trained yourself not to naturally fall back on porn as a quick fix, masturbating to your mental fantasies only quickly delays your lust, and it's great. You really have to experience to get what I'm describing though.

2) Try and fail

You have to be OK with failing. You have to be OK with fucking up and being awkward as shit every once in a while. It's cliche as fuck but the only way to learn people (conversation, especially seduction, is an art) is by coming out of situations uncomfortable.

Eventually your range of dialogue will expand as you talk to more and more different women with different personalities and actions. You'll find yourself becoming more confident and more at ease going into simple conversations, and you might even begin to be really bold and take risks which payoff where you never would have before

3) Set goals
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Genital mutilation. In 2017. How to stop that? by Priscilla Fodgemit - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 04:16:51 EST ID:Yk4J+yvM No.99771 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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2017 and there are still sub-humans who mutilate the genitals of little girls!

What to do against that?

Whats the cause?

Poor education? Poverty?
Religious brainwashing?

What would be most effective to break the circle of father, mothers or shamans cutting away the pleasure-organs for generations and generations,
robbing the girls of enjoying sex for ever?!

Should someone pay an army that would seek these motherfuckers out and put a bullet in each of their heads until this stupid idea dies out?
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John Meffingdock - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 12:47:24 EST ID:TbCEaLyo No.99819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99771
why does this even bother you? does this impact you in any way? people are fucking stupid, so it doesn't surprise me.
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Emma Pudgefield - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 14:39:00 EST ID:Q26Tii5o No.99831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99805
This was a very helpful infographic, thank you.
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Ramen Rama - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 17:53:27 EST ID:pMXeghYe No.99833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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imagine meeting a muslim or african woman who got mutilated,
she wants be be pure and wait until marriage because of catholic brainwashing and you discover that she is anorgasmic in your first night.

*shudder*
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Wesley Greenwater - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:01:14 EST ID:Pv99InCe No.99834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99831
It's so realistic and detailed.
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Interdimension Brainsurgeon - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 01:02:42 EST ID:3hH8Bh+N No.99835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99771
>>99833
You look at a child, a perfect gift, a precious human gift and think...."hand me a knife I need to saw at the genitalia"
only religion can create that idea.


How to please girl - not well endowed by Jenny Pickbanks - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 18:27:14 EST ID:6xBa3kgT No.99820 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do I do if I'm
  • a virgin
  • not well-endowed
  • going to have sex tonight with a girl that likes me
?

So all self-conscious issues aside, how do I please the girl and get her sufficiently sexually satisfied? I seldom say such salacious sensual shenanigans, so your sudden surge of sympathy would be superb.

Thank you
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Fuck Murdfoot - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 15:49:35 EST ID:PV4CcNDn No.99821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99820
This is your adventure, go experience it and work it out for yourself.
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Polly Blashlock - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 20:37:19 EST ID:wsz43tJm No.99824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ya how was your rope adventure?
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Cedric Forryford - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 12:05:24 EST ID:PnhjQ/9o No.99829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99820

pick up some vitamin d supplements


lol fuk by Priscilla Chennerkag - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 04:02:46 EST ID:UGUXoW8U No.99751 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so... does a genital wart almost always mean herpes...?

I mean i pretended it was an ingrown hair for the last couple days but like.... cmon.

its just one bump, and kinda blistered off..

If i go to test it are they gonna fucking swab the inside of my dick.... how bad is herpes really? am i a fucking terrible person if i get a chance to rawdog and go ahead and do it? fuck fuck fuck fuck fuyck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Thomas Clayfield - Wed, 14 Jun 2017 19:25:04 EST ID:OUfYhufU No.99759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99757

Yeah, I gave myself eczema all over my body from stressing about not wrapping my dick. Turns out it was me causing the symptoms.

Never truly believed in the mind over matter thing until I made myself sick with my own mind.

Don't freak out, don't make assumptions, and WebMD always spits out cancer along with 'common cold.'
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David Blackgold - Wed, 21 Jun 2017 14:09:23 EST ID:ORrPyyc4 No.99765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99759 dude I'm pretty sure I'm not Imagining having herpes
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Charles Blushson - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 18:31:37 EST ID:nBRzS2Ga No.99780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A genital wart is indicative of HPV, not herpes. They are two different viruses. Genital herpes causes cold sores, not warts.
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Betsy Grandridge - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 18:23:16 EST ID:197BBdHB No.99814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99751
its more common than you think, do a little research before you panic.
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Jarvis Billingville - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 07:51:33 EST ID:wnpDdUoy No.99828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Back when I was a dumbass kid, I hopped on back page and did the nasty with a hooker. I used a condom that suffered no damage, no leaks, no balls deep (nevertheless, fucking dumbto do in the first place), I got scabies on the back of my hand that went away fairly quickly, and no other symptoms. No sores on the groin, genitals, ass, mouth, NOTHING. Bloodwork has been good ever since, too. Makes me wonder, because I want to start a new relationship, testing is the responsible thing to do here. Good luck, hope it comes back as a simple allergy.


HIV by Polly Hucklecocke - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 17:42:59 EST ID:g5KD1sJx No.99779 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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almost positive this girl who wants to fuck me is HIV+, seems like its actually kinda hard to get if you wrap it up or thru blowjobs. any experience/tips????
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Jenny Dupperstidge - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 18:16:10 EST ID:oFzgNchi No.99782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99779
don't. why? there are millions, billions of girls without HIV you could potentially have sex with. Why risk getting HIV? Makes absolutely no sense
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Phoebe Suzzledut - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 09:12:25 EST ID:vcXjNBNw No.99786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99779
TAKE A RISK

According to Magic Johnson you have see that AIDS is not so scary. Maybe you are one of the chosen ones... Don't be fag
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John Meffingdock - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 12:45:25 EST ID:TbCEaLyo No.99818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99779
treat her nice and don't totally ignore, cuz that's rude, but find a different place to park. like others have said, there are many other non-diseased fish in the sea.
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William Subblesudge - Sat, 22 Jul 2017 05:07:41 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>almost positive


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