:(

bro it's just a toy you shouldn't have been so hard on yourself lol think of this way most girls own a dildo/vibrator so being a man with a doll isn't that crazy. anyway good luck on finding "the one that got away" maybe you can hold out until the robotic ones become more affordable?

>>100810
I actually have a gf now

>>100811
That's nice, how much did she cost?

>>100730
I know... but still. society and shit

>>100729
i think it's hot when gal's have big clits

>>100729

Does anyone else get disturbed by having a giant clit that you pee out of?

I mean it enables you to suck a tiny dick without being gay

>>100730

>all fetuses start off female

The early embryo stage morphology is unisex, because it trails the evolutionary changes we went through, if a trait predates the dimorphism then by definition its not female. It ought to be regarded as a cloaca (I guess minus the shit?) that some primitive vertebrates rubbed together to exchange material or sprayed on the ground.

The female embryo logic is backwards, if you applied it to nipples they'd be a female trait as well, just not reduced or altered at the later stage. Orifices, just like nips, predate the sexual dimorphism. The later just didn't get retroengineered to shoot spunk.

I point this out because I'm seriously tired of the "testosterone poisoning" line of reasoning some feminists try to force, where every human is either female or a deficient female with a dick. Like some bizzarro version of dysphoria projected onto other people. These seem to be a subset of "terfs" ironically enough.

>>100812


also doesn't have to be 100% an escort site just somewhere where we can find a girl to do this with us once

skipthegames but it's fucking broken and might be a honeypot

Other than that, you could put an ad out on doublelist. It's ok if you don't mind giving your phone number to a casual hookup site.

You have some baggage man. See a therapist or sex counsellor if you can.

Otherwise, google "sensate focus". I think you could do with some time where you get sexy with a lady without any PIV stuff. Sex is about so much more than just penetration. It's great that this girl wants to work it out with you - say that you want to spend time being intimate together with 0 expecations or pressure, and just enjoy the little things, like being close to each other, being touched lovingly, enjoying each other's bodies etc. If it's just 30 mins of you fully clothed cuddling each other that's fine, you just have to gradually erase your negative associations with intimacy and learn to tune out the bullshit worries of inadequacy. Every time a stupid thought pops into your head, take a deep breath and focus on the sensation you're experiencing. Even if you're giving pleasure, focus on what you're feeling too. In a way it's like mindfulness too - except you're focussing on touch rather than just breath. So maybe mindfulness will be useful for you, too.

I would say, slowly build it up. Stop viewing sex as this goal-oriented thing - don't try to "achieve" something. Let yourself enjoy it, and slowly broaden your comfort zone. Talk to her if you're uncomfortable, and if you're worried she's not enjoying it, ask her. Also, size isn't all that important - being a good, considerate, communicative lover is. Big dudes can be absolutely awful in bed too.

Finally, be easy on yourself dude. If you can't love yourself how are gonna love somebody else? Love yourself, take care of yourself, do what you need to do to feel happy and healthy.

Wow. Are you me? I genuinely had to stop and make sure I didn't write this thread a few months ago and forgot about it.

Anyway, my only advice is this. Cialis + GHB. The former seems to make your dick hard as diamonds with little stimulus, unlike viagra in my experience. The latter? Oh wow. I can't stress how brilliant this substance is for those struggling with sexual issues. On the one hand, it suppresses anxiety, just like all the other GABAergic drugs, and quite effectively I might add. But that's only half the story. It makes you horny as FUUUCK unlike any other drug I've experimented with and that's really saying something. The intensity of the lust felt while under the influence makes me feel more like a possessed monkey than a human.

Basically, when you got a sexy lady in front of you, a rock hard dick thanks to the cialis, and a head full of GHB, watch how quickly your sexual anxieties fly out the window. This drug gave me hope where nothing else worked. I honestly believe doctors should prescribe it to people struggling with issues similar to us.

Sadly, the girl who gave me the chance to experiment with it with her left me after a month for some Asian dude on holiday. But before her I genuinely believed I had no hope of a sexual future, and now I have reason to be optimistic. I still have a lot of demons that need addressing that haunt me every day, don't think it's gonna be a quick fix, but it may give you hope. I am *NOT* recommending it as a substitute for therapy - it sounds like you need it.

Just a disclaimer do some thorough research because it's pretty fucking dangerous if used without proper care. It has a poor therapeutic index and dosing without using proper measuring equipment carries risk of death. That should not put you off though, because controlled, sensible use has basically zero side effects. May also be hard to obtain depending on where you live, but good luck OP. I believe in you.

>>100766

>Sadly, the girl who gave me the chance to experiment with it with her left me after a month for some Asian dude on holiday

Well at least you no longer need to worry about your penis size being an issue

>>100741
not a board per se
but this tumblr:

https://puffyauntie.tumblr.com/

I would love to see a forum / board that focusses on grannies only!

Not MIlfs that are just some adults ot teens with grey wigs,
but true, ripe and old grannies!

>>100805

>Grann Squirt

I hope that was the work of the rng cause that would be cute

You waited 1/3 of a year to bump your niche, softcore fetish thread. Everything about you is so random, man. Let's get married.

>>100759

I like where this is going :3

>>100769
It's going nowhere fast if fucking isn't a woman with tight jeans tbh.

>>100770
I'm a man wearing track pants.

>>100774
Actually now I'm wearing dress slacks. Still a man tho.

>>100776
You're good bro

last time I fucked I just sucked his cock in a parking lot. I heard it feels good if you suck his sperm out so I gave him a bj and sucked while he was coming. but then stopped.

and then I went home.

honestly it wasn't great.

I have a 6 months dry spell and honestly I don't see the end in sight because reasons so yeah fuck you guys

>>100801
be patient my son, life is ahead of you.

>>100801
3.5 year dry spell here, come at me bro

>>100785
I mean, it depends. Is she ugly? Fat? Smelly? Weird looking tits? Are you dating her? Maybe she just doesnt do it for you anymore? Maybe you dont even like her at all?

Gonna need way more details to give a proper answer. Dont take >>100787 too seriously as queers as infamous for calling every guy they see gay, or closeted. Everytime a straight guy breaks up with his girlfriend or calls a girl ugly there's a gaggle of faggles who start chattering about his sexuality. It's pretty creepy and gross. Although with how vague you were I suppose it cant be ruled out.

It's very possible that it's psychological, but you'd have to give more details about your situation. Sexual history, relationship history, past traumas or mental issues, all that shit. Otherwise who knows. You could be a fag, you could bored of your ugly girlfriend, you could have some sort of depression, or you could just be an unhealthy sack of shit who doesnt leave his couch and your body can barely pump blood to your dick.

My suggestion would be to not use pharms as a short cut no matter what. That stuff will fuck up your heart and libido.

>>100794
Yeah she's a bit overweight. I have to really force myself to get in the mood, and even then, as I'm doing the intercourse and looking at her, I'll lose my erection. This makes her feel bad.

Bought viagra. Fuck. I'll just have to change every aspect of myself to meet her "needs". No need for any compromise.

>>100795

>My suggestion would be to not use pharms as a short cut no matter what. That stuff will fuck up your heart and libido.

Could it create a dependence that would worsen my effects once I stopped? Because that would suck.

>>100795
But is she your girlfriend? Are you living with her? I dont see why your first idea is to start popping pills instead of just breaking up or moving on. Whats the point of staying with someone you aren't attracted to? There are other girls out there. If this girl is the love of your life and you cant stay hard, then it's very likely some sort of fear of sex or intimacy which can't be cured through viagra. Unless you want to use it for the rest of your life that is.

And yes, obviously once you start taking viagra there is a chance youll become dependent on it. I dont know what you mean by 'once I stopped'. It's not like your dick is on cooldown and you just have to wait a year for it to start working like normal, you will still have the same exact issue whenever you stop using the pill. The problem wont just disappear over time. There's also a chance you give yourself a heart attack at 40 because you overclocked your body with ED pills at a young age.

How much sex have you had before you met this girl? Did your dick work normally then? If the answer is "none" then you just need to drop the bitch and meet other people.
Also just going to reiterate, do not start self medicating with fucking viagra dude. Seriously that is mental. I dont know your situation, but that's not a rational response to having intimacy issues. It's for old men who cant pump blood to their dick, not for anxiety ridden stoners who are insecure about their tiny dick. Youll fuck up your libido for life

>>100794

>gaggle of faggles

that's_a_keeper.gif

poppers + lube

why do you need to peg if you have a cock

also the answer is use a fuckload of lube and just use one finger, then two, then three, then cock/dildo. But it's gonna take you days to work up to that unless he's very good at manual muscle relaxation. have him work on himself and use a plug/dildo on his own.

suck/jery him and have him fuck is ass also, easy way to do anal play

>>100791
The new posh SJW thing is to call any act of ass coitus involving at least one partner who isn't a cisman "pegging."

>>100723
Hey, did HRT make your vag juice taste different?

I must explore the mysteries of the universe.

>>100726
I mean, I don't taste my own vagina secretions, but I can smell them and sure. Went from salty pumpkin smell to stronger salty pumpkin smell with a mysterious "guy" addition. To be completely blunt, what was added in was that hot as fuck musty boy smell that would make me want to smell a friend's boxer shorts out of the laundry in high school.

Side note: I was warned and warned that I'd have less lubrication but nothing of the sort happened.

>>100780
So you have a slippery, pumpkin-ass literal boipucci. Thank you for contributing to my pursuit of enlightenment.

>>100781
no prob breh

>>100780
o that's too hot

>>100692
Whatever you choose don't buy a Fleshlight. They are shit, they're awkward and difficult to maintain, nasty to the touch and they just don't feel good. The fleshlight is just marketing and that's it. You have many other options out there.

If you used the Poco-Pen you surely know how great these are!

Even better than the real thing, if you ask me!

But I'd like something thats bigger than an onahole (with breasts would be better!), but small enough to not take up too much room!

>>100763
Christ Almighty that stunt butt is ugly

this thread lead me on a long and strange journey through parts of the internet i'd either forgotten or never been to before now. i know about lube quality (always import), obtaining goods from japan-only retailers, the vagaries of international shipping and sex-related products, also wayyyyyy more about tpe/silicon properties than i did before.

here i thought going beyond the hand for personal relief just meant grabbing an ok sleeve off amazon and a bottle of drugstore lube.

>>100768
don't post jimi next to this assemblage of shame and regret, he's better than all this shit.

>>100778
Fine have Dean Corll instead.

The handle of an electric toothbrush

>>100754
10 days late but i just got the cordless shibari mega wand in the large size its a a fucking dreamboat for 35$