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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Toys

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- Thu, 31 Aug 2017 17:24:57 EST Wv+xXARs No.99956
File: 1504214697202.webm [mp4] -(836134B / 816.54KB, 256x120) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Toys
Lets talk toys.

Where can I get the one from this webm?
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James Grandshaw - Wed, 25 Oct 2017 06:22:50 EST phA2qzdI No.100135 Reply
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>>99956
is this a dakimakura?

Do they come fuckable out of the box
or do you have to modify them?
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George Conkinlock - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 03:30:51 EST 5fwA1psP No.100309 Reply
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>>100008
>>100135

Zippers? Really? That's the most cost efficient solution they could find? God fucking damn it Japan, I already had to unzip once to get my dick out, now I gotta zip up 2-3 times to put it away?! And let's not forget that scene from There's Something About Mary...

Diapers and Strap-ons - unfullfilled.

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- Mon, 01 May 2017 17:09:25 EST m5IDHTN2 No.99605
File: 1493672965235.jpg -(97072B / 94.80KB, 453x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Diapers and Strap-ons - unfullfilled.
I've been through too many relationships that won't fullfill my (perverted) desires.

Getting fucked in the ass by a woman who wears a diaper is my holy grail of fetishes!
I had this fantasy even before the Internet told me I am not the only one!

Since I hit puberty I can't stop thinking about that!
I experimented with a guy, but its not the same.
Need breasts and a female voice while getting stuffed.

What do?

Anyone else into this?

Do you think there are girls who are into this, that aren't hookers of fakey actresses?
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Graham Backlestock - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 16:14:39 EST rl5Z8AAH No.100267 Reply
I'm just posting in this thread since this board is slow, I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING THOUGH

I can't in good conscience feed the egos of these cute little pornstars without feeling like I'm failing them, like there's a bigger picture here I'm refusing to see. Oh the confliction of this fetish! I can't stand mature women, how would I go about maintaining a satisfying relationship with one of these selectively retarded girls?

So why dick, why do you keep coming back like a junkie with no home but a hand, like a dog drooling over the sound of his master's tingling keys? Is there no end to this rabbit hole?

Sexual Dysfunction problems..

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- Fri, 05 Jan 2018 11:16:07 EST mBIWE0F7 No.100275
File: 1515168967147.png -(216275B / 211.21KB, 634x374) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sexual Dysfunction problems..
My partner has trouble with their genitalia: while they can touch their clit and it feels good, they lose all feeling if they trigger vaginal stimulation. Vag stimulation feels good too, it just ruins everything for some unknown reason. Evidently this makes both sex and jerking off harder.
My questions are
>Would you know of any substances that would help that wouldn't require a trip to onionland?
>Do you have any idea what's going on?
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Fanny Fanhall - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 08:26:08 EST CP7WQxPq No.100279 Reply
>>100278
The way OP has worded it this is a problem their partner has alone while masturbating so this probably isn't right.

If that's not the case then it's psychological/sex practice whatever.

One thing I'm not clear about, OP
>lose all feeling
but then
>vag stimulation feels good
So they lose feeling but it feels good? Do you just mean in their clit?

It could still be psychological but it might be physiological and it may just be how they work. If it is in their head then they need to be honest with you and themselves, is there a thought process going on that's a possible culprit, are they anxious or do they just expect it to go wrong now?
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Nigel Bardshit - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 15:17:47 EST neo9vEjw No.100280 Reply
>>100279

You pretty much went where i wanted OP to. Clearly OP wants some, but his partner has issues. Some sense needs to be made of his post. If it isn't purely physical then it isn't as simple as he wants it to be.
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Cyril Hirringbure - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 17:00:38 EST mBIWE0F7 No.100282 Reply
>>100279
To clarify, if starting from clit, then it feels good up until vag stimulation. equally, vag stim feels good, but clit stim will not work in conjunction. They've been like this for a while, and are typically a very chill and open person, so were it a problem with the relationship or me, they'd tell me. I suspect its a physiological/chemical problem, which is why I asked for suggestions for substances.
>>100278
We have good sex I just want to help them have better sex.

Period sex

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- Tue, 21 Nov 2017 23:21:59 EST Fbcy81Xy No.100195
File: 1511324519020.jpg -(161295B / 157.51KB, 899x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Period sex
Gf wants me to have sex with her on period. I'm down to try it.

Do I need to wear a condom?
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Clara Brookford - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 22:32:07 EST iDCypJGR No.100264 Reply
>>100195
It's fine just put a towel down. You will probably have to go slow for a bit, my wife is usually a little dry when shes bleeding, don't believe people who say blood works as lube, her using pads instead of tampons beforehand helps. also just take a quick shower or use a wet wash rag when you're done, if you don't get all the blood the smell can be pretty unpleasant to wake up to.
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Isabella Wabberdock - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 16:13:59 EST s+vwskP6 No.100266 Reply
Real sailors also sail the red sea. Also, next to tears blood is the best lube.
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Cornelius Gaddlestone - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 09:19:41 EST NKUsRPaZ No.100271 Reply
Hear you can put a little makeup sponge up in there and it will block off all blood. That's what prostitutes do.

Falling Asleep During Wank

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- Sun, 17 Dec 2017 13:14:19 EST SdT7uRCp No.100244
File: 1513534459392.gif -(546033B / 533.24KB, 369x287) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Falling Asleep During Wank
Often, when I'm in bed, I'll start to jack off and then... fall asleep before I come. It's not intentional, but it's fine and all, sometimes I get pretty win dreams when that happens.

I'm just wondering if this happens to any other guys.
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Hamilton Fuckingridge - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 23:24:28 EST RJpgD1kU No.100254 Reply
just go to bed man
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Nicholas Blemmlegold - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 19:46:47 EST ySxAYmro No.100259 Reply
Pavlovian response, lmao. I bet you've associated with jerking off to going to bed

FriendFiction

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- Tue, 08 Aug 2017 06:27:08 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.99880
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Is it strange to write porn about your friends? I am male and have a female friend I met in college that is bisexual and open minded, happy go lucky ,the first time we had a conversation we causally talked about what jobs we wanted when we were younger she said before she deiced on science she wanted to be a porn star.

We were chatting online about fanfiction and having crushes on the same friends. I told her I had written a story about two women we know, she said she wanted to read it. I told her it was raunchy and they are like lesbian porn stars and there is water sports and lots about their butts. She said she still wanted to read it. I sent it to her but have not heard back form her all day. She hasn't blocked or unfriended me but I am worried that it was too vulgar or my fetishes about the women creeped her out.
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Molly Socklehutch - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 12:08:05 EST 6uGd5Pgq No.100252 Reply
I hope it simply ended in a whole “oh sorry anon I did not see your messages”.

You gave me the idea to do the same, I have a shitload of fantasies that I will never be able to fulfill so writing them with hit friends involved would be a nice way for me to get off. But yeah, I wouldn’t show then to anyone
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Lillian Guvingfuck - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 09:51:58 EST rK1QPEOX No.100253 Reply
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>>100252
I do believe OP faked his death and left the country.
NB.
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Walter Greenridge - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 23:40:39 EST LE9nYqvo No.100265 Reply
>>100253
Didn't pokes stop being a thing long before 9gag became a thing?
Didn't you post this long after 9gag was a thing?

Weird seeing this just before 2018 kicks in.

Taking pics of strangers

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- Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:25:55 EST E99Lg5MM No.100194
File: 1511313955715.jpg -(6352B / 6.20KB, 254x198) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Taking pics of strangers
You ever feel naughty and want to take pics of random hot people on the street or in a restaurant or somewhere without them know?
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Albert Claywell - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 20:05:54 EST iaRiXdmF No.100224 Reply
It's not illegal where I live, in the US, but it certainly would make people uncomfortable if they found out. I draw portraits for art practice and being that I work behind a register there are plenty of times where I've wanted to ask if I could take a picture of someone for reference but I never get around to asking.

Whenever a girl that I'm talking to romantically sees my portraits they get excited about me drawing them nude. As long as you're semi attractive and not creepy then I'm sure plenty of girls would be flattered over the fact that you want to take a picture of them because they're attractive.

Most girls actually like being complimented on their looks when they aren't worried you're about to rape them to death.
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David Findlepid - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 00:26:09 EST e6nRJZMt No.100228 Reply
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I had an older woman come up to me while I was smoking a cig on my break at work outside on a bench. She asked if she could take my picture because I "looked cool". I said sure and it didn't weird me out at all. Think of how many pictures you are in the background of when you are out in public, people are constantly taking pictures and selfies. Besides, most people would probably be flattered if someone asked to take their picture especially women
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George Fuzzlestut - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 21:24:36 EST GuZ8vPRB No.100247 Reply
>>100194
Yes, sometimes I do, but I'm almost never satisfied with the results. I really envy all those guys doing candids or creepshots and posting them online.

Want my GF to Pee on my face

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- Thu, 27 Oct 2016 19:16:56 EST NYXBRM5p No.98672
File: 1477610216353.jpg -(114150B / 111.47KB, 500x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Want my GF to Pee on my face
Sooooo,
Getting pee from my GF all over myself or drinking it directly from her pussy
is my fantasy!

While my GF peed while we showered together and I once held my hand under the stream (for "fun"), I don't have the guts to talk about this.

Whats the best approach?

Are there women who are really into this and not just because guys pay for it?
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Phineas Branningdare - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 10:36:35 EST ZaxVHD/v No.100234 Reply
>>100184
Probably a rare view at least.
Like you still say you licked her pussy even if you didn't actually toungefuck her hole. I think that's the most usual interpretation of pussy, that it means the whole thing. Internals, outwards, lips and clit and all.
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Nicholas Fuckingman - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:30:18 EST 1N7QfHPW No.100241 Reply
>>98672

I wasnt into it really, but my partner hinted at wanting to try it once and we did and now I'm the one asking for it. Still on the fence and I dont ever fap to porn of it, but when it's there I take it, cum strongly, and feel immediate regret.

I'm a bit of a sub though and already have strong scat, fart, and vore fetishes so it was easy to get into and can feel good if you're in a femdom mood. It's not bad getting it in your mouth, just tastes like green tea. Avoid it like the plague first thing in the morning though, ugh, and be careful if you're getting it on your face because it fucking sucks getting it in the eyes or up the nose especially
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Nicholas Fuckingman - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:32:28 EST 1N7QfHPW No.100242 Reply
>>100211

My drug of choice is first and foremost my dick. I only do DPH really coz it's easy to get, have epic faps, and I can do it while maintaining a normie lifestyle. But man, from what I've heard about meth sex, what I'd give to take some with a girl and have some fucking awful filthy sex. Have her fart and shit in my mouth and both of us love it.

Sex life on decline

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- Sat, 25 Nov 2017 16:44:11 EST eCN370Yu No.100205
File: 1511646251717.jpg -(17750B / 17.33KB, 375x305) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sex life on decline
So, im a healthy 30 yo guy married with a wonderful 25 yo girl. We started dating a long time ago and fucked liked rabbits anytime we could (Long distance relationship in the beginning). Ever since we moved in together the frequency of intercourse and kinkyness have steadily gone down. Now we are lucky if we fuck at least once a month in short rounds (When we were apart we would fuck for hours, kink it up, do it even 3 times a day, etc). She got a major surgery that needs to rest her hips a lot so kinkiness and wildnesd went even lower.

we rarely start encounters anymore. I even started a no-fap and quit smoking to keep my libido up but i havent felt any drive at all, plus my work is physically and mentally demanding leaving me drained when I get home.

I know this is the kind of shit that older couples go through but we are too young for this crap. We care and love each other madly but this is seriously worrying me. Any tips? I’m taking her on a big date tomorrow to see how thing go

Advice is deeply appreciated.

Tl;dr: Marital sex life went to hell and want to make it great again.
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Cyril Nennerfield - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 08:06:57 EST R2mmvylJ No.100218 Reply
>>100205


Losing desire for your partner is entirely normal. How could it not be? When you do the same thing over and over again it gets boring.

Have you never had old people tell you to never get married??
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Priscilla Chemmersore - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 23:35:39 EST Cl2oGbA0 No.100237 Reply
>>100206
pretty much this

I don't think I've ever seen a marriage last

like i've seen 6 marriages fail, and I'm only 23
some of those marriages were over 20 years old
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Phyllis Bembleken - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 11:57:39 EST RRkG4kqn No.100238 Reply
>>100218

I'm in relationship 9 years and my sex drive is still high, maybe you're kid and don't love that person on the purely poetic way. That,s also normal in young age.

How do I stimulate my sexuality?

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- Sun, 29 Jan 2017 19:07:37 EST 6yd5j1Rr No.99178
File: 1485734857063.jpg -(82826B / 80.88KB, 472x698) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How do I stimulate my sexuality?
I've been with my boyfriend for almost 10 years (started dating at 16). My boyfriend has what I consider to be a normal sex drive.... and I don't. When we first started dating we'd have sex every day, as much as possible. I was a virgin and we spent a lot of time exploring. I wouldn't say I'm bored with our sex, but I only feel like having sex once every 2 weeks and he wants to have sex probably every other day (hard to measure). I definitely still find him attractive and love him.

Not really sure how to stimulate my sexuality. The closest thing I've done to exploring is fool around with another girl while he was in the room. He really enjoyed it, but I was really confused for a long time after. I wasn't raised religious or anything but felt weird about doing things like that with someone I didn't love.

Lately he really wants to have a threesome or some version of it, and I'm pretty opposed to the idea. I feel like I could never be comfortable in that kind of situation again. I worry if I did if once to make him happy he'd want more.

I can't explain it, but I have this weird knee-jerk reaction to sex (that's not ours). I've been in situations twice where I could hear others having sex and my reaction is to feel really horrified and disgusted. I hate that I'm such a prude!

I love my boyfriend, but can't ask him to spend the rest of his life missing out. I wouldn't feel comfortable marrying him until I was sure that he's sexuality was satisfied.

I'm a 25 yo female who is slightly bicurios.

tldr: How do I stop being super prude and satisfy by boyfriend sexually?

Anyone experienced something similar and have suggestions?
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Phineas Sanningridge - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 08:32:46 EST yv167v22 No.100230 Reply
>>99178
How do you, "woman", have low libido, a general disgust against sex, and yet that's the picture you posted?
I'm inclined to think the girlfriend on this equation is not really the one who reached out to 420chan for advice. That perhaps OP is the boyfriend who, because this girl seems nice and kind and warm, can't envision the fact that she's probably cheating. Essentially filling her sexual quota outside of the relationship.
Just an idea.
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Martin Pinkinfidge - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 01:06:15 EST TJVsNA1J No.100232 Reply
Listen, you're not a prude if you don't want to have a threesome. Don't ever feel that way. I'm pretty sure you don't want to have one due to your personal moral values right? I'm the same way. I consider threesomes cheating.

Instead of threesomes, why can't you just explore different kinds of kinks more? Try roleplaying, get more into BDSM. There is a million different things to do. Are you a sub or a dom? If you're a sub, explore what you might like as a sub. Be honest about it. Would you like to be his slave for a day? Would you like to be humiliated? Maybe you like getting treated like a slut. Maybe you like treating him like garbage. Would you ilke to humiliate him? Do you like getting hurt? If so, how much? Maybe you like hurting him. Maybe you'd like to dress a certain way or him to dress. People aren't born kinky. Explore your fetishes and kinks. Sex only gets boring if you let it.

tinder, man....

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- Sun, 26 Nov 2017 15:28:12 EST o3QzzrY+ No.100212
File: 1511728092308.jpg -(294608B / 287.70KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. tinder, man....
So this happened to me this week.

I went out with this girl from tinder 2 weeks ago, and had another date for this thursday. She app'd me saying she was sick and if we could postpone it to next week.

I asked if she had another free day this week and she said sunday. I said fine with me. But that was it, we didn't set a time or place. We didn't talk since thursday, we didn't confirm that we were in fact meeting on sunday.

Thing is, today (sunday) she apps me again saying that she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

I said what? I'm sorry i didn't think we had set a meeting for today or anything, since we didn't talk since thursday. But still I apologized, said that i really screwed up etc.. and asked if she could forgive me. (I really have a bad time with hurting other people)

What does anon think? am I in the wrong here? is she wrong about being pissed because of this? Do you think she'll forgive me?

More pragmatically, should i call her? tonight?

Pic unrelated.
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Jarvis Mondlestodging - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 03:57:39 EST oT8eUILc No.100213 Reply
>she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

Waited where tho?


help me understand why someone would want a std

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- Sat, 18 Nov 2017 21:38:52 EST /1e0UaXQ No.100187
File: 1511059132859.jpg -(34644B / 33.83KB, 319x315) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. help me understand why someone would want a std
My friend has been talking about how dreamy his hunky bf is, how he's so perfect etc. One time when I met him irl, after a couple beers he said said bf has unprotected sex with the goal of catching something (they have an open relationship). He's 100% gay, the bug chaser bf is bi.

Just help me understand this mentality, theorize, speak from experience, or whatever. Never met him, but he doesn't seem like his life is in total shambles, unlike my friend who's a total basket case alcoholic.

And yes, if I knew more than the guy's first name I would out him to the police or some mob because he's going around having unprotected sex with strangers apparently not caring he might giving in addition to receiving
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:01:32 EST 0SS8OfYe No.100190 Reply
>>100187
suicide
assault with a deadly genital

um... hungry for microbes in their loins
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Polly Drebberseck - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:15:18 EST /x3V5e/q No.100193 Reply
>>100189
I always assumed it was mental illness but anxiety related. Like instead of stressing out about being ill, get ill so you have nothing more to fear, the ones who fantasise about spreading it then don't want to feel like outsiders. Maybe there's some power tripping. It seems to be predominantly gay men, maybe it's because the risk is seen to be (and is) higher? Maybe it's just part of the male sexuality the idea of creating a thing with your dick. I don't want kids but the idea of cumming inside a woman in peak fertility is always kind of hot at the time anyway.

But that's a pure guess.
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Alice Crumblewud - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 01:51:25 EST JL2KXnts No.100197 Reply
>>100193
makes sense psychologically. there was talk about "them swimming around in the balls" so it's kind of a nurturing, create a thing with your cock, thing.

and you can always get more sick and pass your shit on, so it doesn't really make sense in practice, the anxiety angle.

clit stimulation for dummies

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- Fri, 27 Oct 2017 14:49:11 EST Fbcy81Xy No.100141
File: 1509130151358.jpg -(149050B / 145.56KB, 1080x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. clit stimulation for dummies
Need some advice.

The past two girls I've dated were only into penetration - so my foreplay was just pushing my two fingers on their inner walls, the "come here" motion basically (which would get them off really quickly) on top of regular sex. One completely hated having her clit touched.

New girl I'm with is all about clit stimulation though. An electric toothbrush in the "right spot" gets her off in 10 seconds. We haven't had sex yet, but she got off by sliding up and down on my dick (no penetration). I ate her out for the first time and she loved it. (she's pretty inexperienced, I'm her second partner)

Prior to meeting her, I was fwb with a girl who was pretty impatient with foreplay, I couldn't find her "spot" for clitoral stimulation and it pissed her off. Woops. I'm feeling pretty inadequate over this - I really want to give my current partner an orgasm through foreplay or oral, and I've got no idea how.

Any tips on what to do with my fingers or my tongue? I'm afraid that If I just touch the clit directly, it'll hurt her like my previous partners, or that I'll just be rubbing the wrong spot the whole time.
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:25:52 EST qF4XXlgR No.100185 Reply
>>100141
everyone is different. Try hovering over the clit with your fingers and doing a circular motion, as if rubbing her (non existent) aura. Try very hard not to touch it, you will occasionally brush up against it by accident. See what happens.
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:02:48 EST 0SS8OfYe No.100191 Reply
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