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Little dick nigga

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- Fri, 28 Sep 2018 07:05:56 EST zstY4hE0 No.100878
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I haven't fucked a girl in years because my dick is too small and it makes me ashamed.
A girl has to really throw herself at me and not mind.
Its not even like microdick status just 4.5 hard which is somehow more depressing
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Wesley Greenstone - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 22:29:09 EST CJyx6cbZ No.101069 Reply
I hate foreskin. It's ugly and gross and unhealthy and despite what the fucktactivists say it does nothing for orgasm/sex feelings. There is that study they love to reference about "fine touch", but the kind of stimulation you get from sex or masturbation isn't exactly what I would describe as "fine touch", and anyway, my fingertips are pretty sensitive to "fine touch" too but no matter how much I rub my fingers it's never going to cause an orgasm.

I have a foreskin and I fucking hate it. I'm going to get circumcised as soon as I have the money and means.

There are studies in africa of men who got cut for the aids prevention asking how their sexual performance was affected by being circumcised, and the majority said it improved. If you look on message boards and such of people who have been circumcised as adults, most of them say sex is either better or no difference. Also, if you look for people who have undergone foreskin restoration, most of them also say that sex is better after restoring. To me, the fact that both groups say that sex is better after either getting circumcised or after undergoing foreskin restoration, that indicates that one's perception and expectations has far more to do with it than the actual foreskin.
John Pittville - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 23:58:29 EST OEZC93ob No.101071 Reply
Well he already said he was gay.
Straight guys care a lot about dicks, gay guys probably have that just increased by a power of magnitude.

kinky boardgames

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- Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:41:36 EST 175bg8nf No.101060
File: 1552286496717.jpg -(90736B / 88.61KB, 756x1069) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. kinky boardgames
hey so i was thinking of trying some sort of kinky game

possibly dice

roll even = reward
roll odds = punishment

2nd roll = post punishment/reward punishment or reward

double roll means you could end up doing something shitty with a reward, or double shitty or double good i guess, you get it.

the thing i need ideas for is a list of punishments and rewards, possibly a list of 1 to 12 for each and you roll both dice for that number

a reward could be use "X" toy
a punishment could be, clean "X" toy
Hannah Pellyheg - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 07:46:36 EST jz9bJRCN No.101063 Reply
Are you looking for suggestions?
I assume these dice rolls are going to be in succession?
What kind of thing would you be interested in as a punishment and what are your limits?

glasses fetish anyone? + how do i get a girl?

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- Sat, 09 Mar 2019 22:00:27 EST 6xq6gssg No.101055
File: 1552186827139.jpg -(157008B / 153.33KB, 1500x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. glasses fetish anyone? + how do i get a girl?
theres this girl i like in my school that wears glasses and is still really cute without them, how do i get her, ive like people in my school in the past, but this time im actually trying to get her, but like shes really hard to talk to. plz help me. ps no sus but i found men in glasses attractive like neil cicer
Phineas Honeyfuck - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 22:44:21 EST 1k/z5om1 No.101058 Reply
glasses are hot yes, especially round ones. as for talking to girls (ctfu) just talk to her like you would anybody else really, but show a little more interest maybe? be confident and try to be comfortable, ask her about interests and stuff idk man. try to relate to her in some ways and build connections. if you guys click then it'll happen but if nothing comes of it don't stress too much


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- Sat, 09 Mar 2019 07:25:04 EST iq1CCl2p No.101052
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Anyone else loves the outside of a swimsuit but not the inside-fabric?

Are there any swimsuit that are the same on the inside?

Who else has this fetish?
Caroline Pullerman - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 15:45:44 EST vWk6DKYk No.101057 Reply
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neoprene is hot
Sidney Crannerhood - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:46:55 EST 175bg8nf No.101061 Reply
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some of it is good but not all of it

upgrade to latex


where does my granny-fetish come from?

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- Wed, 06 Mar 2019 06:56:21 EST IkB1sp8i No.101045
File: 1551873381219.jpg -(100144B / 97.80KB, 500x667) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. where does my granny-fetish come from?
I am kinda confused.
Allways dated women my age,
but even when I am in a happy and stable relationship I can's stop staring at so many GILFS out there.
Always imagining how they look naked when I see 'em in the streets, thinking how they masturbate, how depraved of sex they may be
and who is possibly a cam-whore when at home.

Why is that?
Its an obsession for me, getting stronger every spring.
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Rebecca Branningwudge - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 18:23:47 EST WcjuHvo5 No.101049 Reply
Something exciting from your childhood? Anyone who might have aroused you of a certain age at some pivotal point?
Frederick Pittforth - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 12:58:51 EST 2ex+azH2 No.101053 Reply

I don't know, but I've got a thing for older women. The oldest I've been with was in her late forties I think. I've had sexual relations with a few other women in their forties and late thirties. It's not just that I'm sexually attracted to their age, but also their personality. Older people generally act like younger people. I'm a fan of their mature attitude.

I actually just found a 40 minute long video on my computer that I thought I had deleted of me and one of those women having sex. A 47 year old, long-haired redhead. We watched the video right after finishing and ended up getting turned on and having sex while watching us have sex. It was pretty hot to be honest.
Frederick Pittforth - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 13:00:45 EST 2ex+azH2 No.101054 Reply

>older people generally act like younger people

Sorry, typo. I meant to say that older people generally have different personalities than younger people. I just don't generally enjoy being around people my age because a lot of them seem so caught up in social pressure. Older women seem more aloof and grounded.

Blueballing because no opportunity to jerk off

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- Tue, 21 Aug 2018 06:17:50 EST rL7tybkx No.100825
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>me and my GF didn't have sex for months now
because her pill stopped working due to medication
>we could have sex maybe in a month
>then she got a sore puss from driving with wrong pants on a bike
>condoms make my dick limb
>no handjobs or blowjobs because it would be "unfair"

>blueballing hard, getting frustrated
>no time to jerk off because too much work and GF allways around

>no liabilities today
>preparing my fleshlight and some porn
>GF comes home early
>talks about household-stuff and shit
>sits in my room and wants to watch me play videogames
>lost interest in my dick for the whole day

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Eugene Tootworth - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:49:02 EST HFiY82Ds No.100982 Reply
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I haven't had sex in over 10 years. No kissing, no hugging, no holding hands-- nothing. I don't think I've had a conversation with a woman other than my mother in like at least 6 years. I only talk to my mom maybe once every other week, on the phone.

I haven't gone through with it yet, because I've given it a lot of thought, and I know how I want it to go, and I don't want my last moments to have to be a compromise; but the drugs I want to use for it are not easy for me to attain, and I worry about where my dog will end up when I'm gone. My greatest fear is growing old or messing up an attempt and ending up living a fraction of a life as a result, due to injury. Also, I feel the need to make some kind of grandiose statement on the life experience and society while I'm still here, but it's hard to stay motivated to put the time into anything like that.

Over time, the "weirdness" slowly drains away, and all that's left is Hungry Man dinners and internet radio. The radio has been getting pretty annoying these past couple years, but it's better than listening to just the noise from the box fans all day.

Forever wizard

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- Sat, 23 Feb 2019 22:38:22 EST JFehjtKz No.101019
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Any advice for a guy who can't get a gf, advice on how to make peace with being forever alone? im not looking just looking to stop sex needs, i also need to curb the need for a meaningfull, loving relationship
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!scyTheNg3k - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 01:38:08 EST axC9E8J3 No.101029 Reply
have you ever lifted weights?
if the answer is no, start now
Phoebe Pobbermure - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:24:01 EST VTx+BQY0 No.101042 Reply
If you really want a gf you're gonna have to want her more than video games, on an instinctive level. Right now it sounds like video games are your favorite aspect of your life, which isn't bad, but there are more ways to have fun. if you have a job or you go to school just try to befriend a girl who's as nerdy as you. and don't try to fuck her, don't even think about it bitch, you need experience understanding women in the first place. or so i'd imagine.

oh and what's your waist size

pimp Coping mechanisms

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- Sat, 05 May 2018 19:11:18 EST lGIktKN7 No.100555
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I'm involuntary celibate. I experience sexual urges and desires but I am sexually unattractive in many different ways. Aside from committing suicide I'm open to advice on how to get the most out of my life while dealing with these unrequitted, throbbing biological urges.
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Betsy Goodhall - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 22:55:06 EST OEZC93ob No.101017 Reply
PSA to pimps and people like you: There is no grand conspiracy to make sure that you don't get laid. I want people around me to be happy and succesful in life. I have no desire to keep people down just to perpetuate the half-baked idea that the way to progress is to imitate primitive and comparatively retarded pack animals.
Sophie Follerwidge - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 04:56:43 EST cGOvd4i8 No.101022 Reply
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Edwin Wudgegold - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:31:43 EST vbzE4hmr No.101024 Reply
That's really not how that works on either count. Queer is not a choice and even the biggest slut can work wonders with kegels, male or female.

I'm gay and I've gotten laid twice in the past 4 years. Our dating pool is strictly limited to a relatively hidden minority (Roughly 10% of humanity as opposed to 40%) and our courtship has no traditions to lean upon. This stereotype of the oversexed fag borders upon the surreal.


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- Tue, 11 Dec 2018 01:57:24 EST MB8x9+wV No.101012
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22 F Cali
Anime and video games
>looking for
Cute boys who need cuddles and love. Boys who need a mommy and will cling onto me as I change their diapers. Boys who are willing to send cute pics to me. Open with a pic and I will give you a big hug.
>not looking for
thots, dominant guys
>discord tag
Graham Grandson - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 11:05:42 EST NrzxeEOc No.101014 Reply
...what if I dont have a discord? 26 M. you have an email?

RIP bedroom

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- Tue, 30 Oct 2018 10:12:03 EST WbzGHLMz No.100937
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My partner's libido is dead. I don't mean simply reduced or low, I mean actually fucking dead.

We've been together for eight years now. The first two or so were wild: loud, satisfying sex, multiple times per week (sometimes per day), often included ass play, rope, blindfolds, floggers, and other fun stuff. Now twice a month is frequent for us. In the rare event that it does happen it's because I initiated and it always ends up being dull vanilla shit and she's clearly not all that into it. I ask if she'd like to change things up to make things a little more interesting. "No, not right now."

I talked to her about it before a few months ago. I tried asking her what turns her on, what she fantasizes about, what kind of porn appeals to her, what she thinks about while masturbating (back then she still did this once in a while, not so much anymore), etc. What am I supposed to do when the literal only response I get to these questions are "I don't know" and "Nothing"? She finds sex kind of awkward to talk about.

I think I know what happened. First she got depressed. Medication actually helped that for a short while, but then her thyroid started acting up. Apparently hypothyroidism is a known libido murderer. Fuck.

It's especially frustrating because my libido has always been super high, and now that I've been working out for the past two months it's spun out of fucking control. I just want to fuck anything with some goddamn legs. I find myself looking at and thinking about other women. Constantly. Seriously it's become a distraction in my personal and professional life. Also, and this is not exactly my finest confession, on some days when she's not home I'm wasting hours on porn (sometimes I'm a little late for work because of it) resulting in a stiff shoulder and a dick that's beaten goddamn raw.

My friend tells me that low libido has never been a problem for her and that she's the one that has to initiate a bonedown with her fiance. I read articles and posts in support forums and shit and high libido women frustrated with their low libido partners is apparently super common. How the fuck did I get to be so unlucky?

Anyway I dunno where I want to go with this. I think I mostly wanted to rant at a place that isn't r/deadbedrooms because I don't really have an interest in getting a circlejerk account and also circlejerk sucks ass. Maybe get some advice even though I know it's going to be either "find a sex therapist" or "your sexually incompatible, get the fuck out now" or both. Has anyone else been in this situation?

Pic very unrelated (was a Pornhub image search for "horny girl")
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!scyTheNg3k - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 22:11:26 EST axC9E8J3 No.100984 Reply
if you push someone too hard and hurt them you need to fix it. it's not any different than if you break somebody's window. it's your fault, you pay for it.

checking whether someone actually wants to do something is not a technicality, it's common fucking sense. i'm not playing some stupid college leftist everything-is-rape game, i'm describing how people interact when they give a shit about each other. "consensual" is not a synonym for "fun" or "good", and it was never intended to be. stop getting your panties in a twist about being judged and learn to be actually good instead of just not bad.
Ian Nibblefield - Thu, 29 Nov 2018 21:21:25 EST tIFxx/AY No.100996 Reply
Tricky situation.
First let me address the "How did I get so unlucky" part. Dude come on, be a little bit more understanding. Your girl just went through depression, medication and thyroid problems. I'm sure she is not living the dream either.

Is my understanding that thyroid controls hormones, so yea. That, plus medication, not a good combo.

I suggest really talking to her, and choose your words carefully, since she had or has depression. You will only make the situation worse if you hurt her. Try to understand where she is coming from.

Now, this is up to her imo. You can't obligate someone into doing something for you. Is not healthy.
You should read about nutrition. And talk to her about it, that you've read and if she would like to try it out.
It's ok if you need to tell her, that you feel frustrated as well not only because you want to pound her, but because you miss her. Like i said, choose the right words.

Other than exercising. Eating clean is good for depression and thyroid issue. Some of the stuff that has worked for me, for libido, are incorporating cayenne pepper to my food, ginger, yogi tea, and maca powder (Macca powder tastes like shit, but you can put it in a juice with other veggies or fruits)

Hope this helps. Good luck.
William Dartway - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 02:04:04 EST fQ0y4M2z No.101013 Reply
Sounds like she's fucking someone else.

How can i be a better bottom?

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- Mon, 03 Dec 2018 22:03:08 EST RuwtCOY3 No.101002
File: 1543892588443.jpg -(68662B / 67.05KB, 926x439) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How can i be a better bottom?
I´ve seen lots of post giving tips to become a better bottom, these talk about cleaning/diet/lube but i think they´re forgetting something important, that is the top...
What they want? what can i do to give him more pleasure? what they consider a good bottom?
Shitting Sapperson - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:38:50 EST rh1s7TlP No.101007 Reply
what does that even mean?
Shit Crollersedging - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 17:13:57 EST vbzE4hmr No.101011 Reply
Each guy is different, communication is key. There is no one approach to sex that will please everyone.

That all said, I've been thinking that next time I get laid I'll try to wrap my legs around his torso in missionary. I loved it when girls would do that to me, so it's an idea to try I guess.

Crazy fantasy I want to live out.

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- Tue, 27 Nov 2018 03:55:35 EST mtawLJ23 No.100986
File: 1543308935632.gif -(1347851B / 1.29MB, 312x176) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Crazy fantasy I want to live out.
But probably won't, and that's to fashion a gloryhole and get a large group of STD free men who are willing to pay me small sums for blowjobs and slightly larger sums for anal ( because there would be a hole for my butt ) and to just live in a small, seedy apartment in a city doing this while cross-dressing all the time and smoking weed. THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
Doris Pellyman - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 04:00:06 EST mtawLJ23 No.100988 Reply
On second thought this sounds absolutely retarded and I'm just gonna continue doing what I'm doing.
Nug - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:41:44 EST QTVFImGA No.101010 Reply

no, you do you, apartment fuckbox is a completely kosher way to express your inner release

Dance floor sex thread

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- Sat, 08 Dec 2018 16:53:22 EST FQktMbXS No.101009
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whom here likes to get down and tear it up on the dance floor?

vibrators destroying sensitivity?

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- Sat, 06 Oct 2018 05:35:02 EST Glsah3kV No.100909
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Is it true that vabrators will make the clit unsensitive and unresponsive?
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Ian Nibblefield - Thu, 29 Nov 2018 21:05:39 EST tIFxx/AY No.100995 Reply
Since 10 years ago, I stopped using sex toys for masturbation. Like someone said here. Dicks don't move in circle in your pussy, dicks don't vibrate while they penetrate and dicks don't have little metalic balls that move in circles for stimulation.
So yea you are setting yourself up to not enjoy a real dick, imo. And there's nothing more frustrating then having a real dick and not have an orgasm.
Took me a bit to learn to masturbate with my hands. I started masturbating with water hose, bathtubs faucets, jacuzzi jets; as well as massagers. And yea I lost sensitivity for sure, that has never come back. Of course, I think these were much stronger than a vibrator. Some sensitivity did come back, (not the same tho) but took a while.

Anyways, I leave the toys for my partner to use on me, if he wants. I would recommend, just using your hands. But hey, everyone is different.
Charles Mezzlematch - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 15:49:46 EST 2ex+azH2 No.100999 Reply
One of my girlfriends said that whenever she would use her vibrator regularly it would make her clit less sensitive to ordinary finger stimulation, but that the sensitivity would come back after a few days or so since stopping heavy use. It only sounds natural that this could happen considering how much more intense of a sensation a vibrator provides compared to a finger.

I'm sure it depends on the girl too.
Esther Dollyson - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 21:23:04 EST 8z06sFUB No.101003 Reply
This thread makes me happy that most girls don't know how to satisfy themselves and they don't use vibrators. I used to think that's a lack of imagination but eh.

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