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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Taking pics of strangers

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- Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:25:55 EST E99Lg5MM No.100194
File: 1511313955715.jpg -(6352B / 6.20KB, 254x198) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Taking pics of strangers
You ever feel naughty and want to take pics of random hot people on the street or in a restaurant or somewhere without them know?
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Albert Claywell - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 20:05:54 EST iaRiXdmF No.100224 Reply
It's not illegal where I live, in the US, but it certainly would make people uncomfortable if they found out. I draw portraits for art practice and being that I work behind a register there are plenty of times where I've wanted to ask if I could take a picture of someone for reference but I never get around to asking.

Whenever a girl that I'm talking to romantically sees my portraits they get excited about me drawing them nude. As long as you're semi attractive and not creepy then I'm sure plenty of girls would be flattered over the fact that you want to take a picture of them because they're attractive.

Most girls actually like being complimented on their looks when they aren't worried you're about to rape them to death.
David Findlepid - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 00:26:09 EST e6nRJZMt No.100228 Reply
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I had an older woman come up to me while I was smoking a cig on my break at work outside on a bench. She asked if she could take my picture because I "looked cool". I said sure and it didn't weird me out at all. Think of how many pictures you are in the background of when you are out in public, people are constantly taking pictures and selfies. Besides, most people would probably be flattered if someone asked to take their picture especially women
George Fuzzlestut - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 21:24:36 EST GuZ8vPRB No.100247 Reply
Yes, sometimes I do, but I'm almost never satisfied with the results. I really envy all those guys doing candids or creepshots and posting them online.

Want my GF to Pee on my face

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- Thu, 27 Oct 2016 19:16:56 EST NYXBRM5p No.98672
File: 1477610216353.jpg -(114150B / 111.47KB, 500x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Want my GF to Pee on my face
Getting pee from my GF all over myself or drinking it directly from her pussy
is my fantasy!

While my GF peed while we showered together and I once held my hand under the stream (for "fun"), I don't have the guts to talk about this.

Whats the best approach?

Are there women who are really into this and not just because guys pay for it?
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Phineas Branningdare - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 10:36:35 EST ZaxVHD/v No.100234 Reply
Probably a rare view at least.
Like you still say you licked her pussy even if you didn't actually toungefuck her hole. I think that's the most usual interpretation of pussy, that it means the whole thing. Internals, outwards, lips and clit and all.
Nicholas Fuckingman - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:30:18 EST 1N7QfHPW No.100241 Reply

I wasnt into it really, but my partner hinted at wanting to try it once and we did and now I'm the one asking for it. Still on the fence and I dont ever fap to porn of it, but when it's there I take it, cum strongly, and feel immediate regret.

I'm a bit of a sub though and already have strong scat, fart, and vore fetishes so it was easy to get into and can feel good if you're in a femdom mood. It's not bad getting it in your mouth, just tastes like green tea. Avoid it like the plague first thing in the morning though, ugh, and be careful if you're getting it on your face because it fucking sucks getting it in the eyes or up the nose especially
Nicholas Fuckingman - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:32:28 EST 1N7QfHPW No.100242 Reply

My drug of choice is first and foremost my dick. I only do DPH really coz it's easy to get, have epic faps, and I can do it while maintaining a normie lifestyle. But man, from what I've heard about meth sex, what I'd give to take some with a girl and have some fucking awful filthy sex. Have her fart and shit in my mouth and both of us love it.

Sex life on decline

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- Sat, 25 Nov 2017 16:44:11 EST eCN370Yu No.100205
File: 1511646251717.jpg -(17750B / 17.33KB, 375x305) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sex life on decline
So, im a healthy 30 yo guy married with a wonderful 25 yo girl. We started dating a long time ago and fucked liked rabbits anytime we could (Long distance relationship in the beginning). Ever since we moved in together the frequency of intercourse and kinkyness have steadily gone down. Now we are lucky if we fuck at least once a month in short rounds (When we were apart we would fuck for hours, kink it up, do it even 3 times a day, etc). She got a major surgery that needs to rest her hips a lot so kinkiness and wildnesd went even lower.

we rarely start encounters anymore. I even started a no-fap and quit smoking to keep my libido up but i havent felt any drive at all, plus my work is physically and mentally demanding leaving me drained when I get home.

I know this is the kind of shit that older couples go through but we are too young for this crap. We care and love each other madly but this is seriously worrying me. Any tips? I’m taking her on a big date tomorrow to see how thing go

Advice is deeply appreciated.

Tl;dr: Marital sex life went to hell and want to make it great again.
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Cyril Nennerfield - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 08:06:57 EST R2mmvylJ No.100218 Reply

Losing desire for your partner is entirely normal. How could it not be? When you do the same thing over and over again it gets boring.

Have you never had old people tell you to never get married??
Priscilla Chemmersore - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 23:35:39 EST Cl2oGbA0 No.100237 Reply
pretty much this

I don't think I've ever seen a marriage last

like i've seen 6 marriages fail, and I'm only 23
some of those marriages were over 20 years old
Phyllis Bembleken - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 11:57:39 EST RRkG4kqn No.100238 Reply

I'm in relationship 9 years and my sex drive is still high, maybe you're kid and don't love that person on the purely poetic way. That,s also normal in young age.

How do I stimulate my sexuality?

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- Sun, 29 Jan 2017 19:07:37 EST 6yd5j1Rr No.99178
File: 1485734857063.jpg -(82826B / 80.88KB, 472x698) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How do I stimulate my sexuality?
I've been with my boyfriend for almost 10 years (started dating at 16). My boyfriend has what I consider to be a normal sex drive.... and I don't. When we first started dating we'd have sex every day, as much as possible. I was a virgin and we spent a lot of time exploring. I wouldn't say I'm bored with our sex, but I only feel like having sex once every 2 weeks and he wants to have sex probably every other day (hard to measure). I definitely still find him attractive and love him.

Not really sure how to stimulate my sexuality. The closest thing I've done to exploring is fool around with another girl while he was in the room. He really enjoyed it, but I was really confused for a long time after. I wasn't raised religious or anything but felt weird about doing things like that with someone I didn't love.

Lately he really wants to have a threesome or some version of it, and I'm pretty opposed to the idea. I feel like I could never be comfortable in that kind of situation again. I worry if I did if once to make him happy he'd want more.

I can't explain it, but I have this weird knee-jerk reaction to sex (that's not ours). I've been in situations twice where I could hear others having sex and my reaction is to feel really horrified and disgusted. I hate that I'm such a prude!

I love my boyfriend, but can't ask him to spend the rest of his life missing out. I wouldn't feel comfortable marrying him until I was sure that he's sexuality was satisfied.

I'm a 25 yo female who is slightly bicurios.

tldr: How do I stop being super prude and satisfy by boyfriend sexually?

Anyone experienced something similar and have suggestions?
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Phineas Sanningridge - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 08:32:46 EST yv167v22 No.100230 Reply
How do you, "woman", have low libido, a general disgust against sex, and yet that's the picture you posted?
I'm inclined to think the girlfriend on this equation is not really the one who reached out to 420chan for advice. That perhaps OP is the boyfriend who, because this girl seems nice and kind and warm, can't envision the fact that she's probably cheating. Essentially filling her sexual quota outside of the relationship.
Just an idea.
Martin Pinkinfidge - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 01:06:15 EST TJVsNA1J No.100232 Reply
Listen, you're not a prude if you don't want to have a threesome. Don't ever feel that way. I'm pretty sure you don't want to have one due to your personal moral values right? I'm the same way. I consider threesomes cheating.

Instead of threesomes, why can't you just explore different kinds of kinks more? Try roleplaying, get more into BDSM. There is a million different things to do. Are you a sub or a dom? If you're a sub, explore what you might like as a sub. Be honest about it. Would you like to be his slave for a day? Would you like to be humiliated? Maybe you like getting treated like a slut. Maybe you like treating him like garbage. Would you ilke to humiliate him? Do you like getting hurt? If so, how much? Maybe you like hurting him. Maybe you'd like to dress a certain way or him to dress. People aren't born kinky. Explore your fetishes and kinks. Sex only gets boring if you let it.

tinder, man....

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- Sun, 26 Nov 2017 15:28:12 EST o3QzzrY+ No.100212
File: 1511728092308.jpg -(294608B / 287.70KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. tinder, man....
So this happened to me this week.

I went out with this girl from tinder 2 weeks ago, and had another date for this thursday. She app'd me saying she was sick and if we could postpone it to next week.

I asked if she had another free day this week and she said sunday. I said fine with me. But that was it, we didn't set a time or place. We didn't talk since thursday, we didn't confirm that we were in fact meeting on sunday.

Thing is, today (sunday) she apps me again saying that she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

I said what? I'm sorry i didn't think we had set a meeting for today or anything, since we didn't talk since thursday. But still I apologized, said that i really screwed up etc.. and asked if she could forgive me. (I really have a bad time with hurting other people)

What does anon think? am I in the wrong here? is she wrong about being pissed because of this? Do you think she'll forgive me?

More pragmatically, should i call her? tonight?

Pic unrelated.
Jarvis Mondlestodging - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 03:57:39 EST oT8eUILc No.100213 Reply
>she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

Waited where tho?

help me understand why someone would want a std

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- Sat, 18 Nov 2017 21:38:52 EST /1e0UaXQ No.100187
File: 1511059132859.jpg -(34644B / 33.83KB, 319x315) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. help me understand why someone would want a std
My friend has been talking about how dreamy his hunky bf is, how he's so perfect etc. One time when I met him irl, after a couple beers he said said bf has unprotected sex with the goal of catching something (they have an open relationship). He's 100% gay, the bug chaser bf is bi.

Just help me understand this mentality, theorize, speak from experience, or whatever. Never met him, but he doesn't seem like his life is in total shambles, unlike my friend who's a total basket case alcoholic.

And yes, if I knew more than the guy's first name I would out him to the police or some mob because he's going around having unprotected sex with strangers apparently not caring he might giving in addition to receiving
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:01:32 EST 0SS8OfYe No.100190 Reply
assault with a deadly genital

um... hungry for microbes in their loins
Polly Drebberseck - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:15:18 EST /x3V5e/q No.100193 Reply
I always assumed it was mental illness but anxiety related. Like instead of stressing out about being ill, get ill so you have nothing more to fear, the ones who fantasise about spreading it then don't want to feel like outsiders. Maybe there's some power tripping. It seems to be predominantly gay men, maybe it's because the risk is seen to be (and is) higher? Maybe it's just part of the male sexuality the idea of creating a thing with your dick. I don't want kids but the idea of cumming inside a woman in peak fertility is always kind of hot at the time anyway.

But that's a pure guess.
Alice Crumblewud - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 01:51:25 EST JL2KXnts No.100197 Reply
makes sense psychologically. there was talk about "them swimming around in the balls" so it's kind of a nurturing, create a thing with your cock, thing.

and you can always get more sick and pass your shit on, so it doesn't really make sense in practice, the anxiety angle.

clit stimulation for dummies

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- Fri, 27 Oct 2017 14:49:11 EST Fbcy81Xy No.100141
File: 1509130151358.jpg -(149050B / 145.56KB, 1080x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. clit stimulation for dummies
Need some advice.

The past two girls I've dated were only into penetration - so my foreplay was just pushing my two fingers on their inner walls, the "come here" motion basically (which would get them off really quickly) on top of regular sex. One completely hated having her clit touched.

New girl I'm with is all about clit stimulation though. An electric toothbrush in the "right spot" gets her off in 10 seconds. We haven't had sex yet, but she got off by sliding up and down on my dick (no penetration). I ate her out for the first time and she loved it. (she's pretty inexperienced, I'm her second partner)

Prior to meeting her, I was fwb with a girl who was pretty impatient with foreplay, I couldn't find her "spot" for clitoral stimulation and it pissed her off. Woops. I'm feeling pretty inadequate over this - I really want to give my current partner an orgasm through foreplay or oral, and I've got no idea how.

Any tips on what to do with my fingers or my tongue? I'm afraid that If I just touch the clit directly, it'll hurt her like my previous partners, or that I'll just be rubbing the wrong spot the whole time.
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:25:52 EST qF4XXlgR No.100185 Reply
everyone is different. Try hovering over the clit with your fingers and doing a circular motion, as if rubbing her (non existent) aura. Try very hard not to touch it, you will occasionally brush up against it by accident. See what happens.
Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:02:48 EST 0SS8OfYe No.100191 Reply

Inappropriate Erections

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- Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:56:07 EST AIIyQX4s No.100177
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It took me a very long time for me to decide to share this, even though this is an internet board.

Basically I get inappropriate erections very easily (and frequently) from seriously fucked up stuff. I hate it.

E.g. Hugging certain family members, even young ones, or even seeing my ex girlfriend cry did start one (that last one with precum too).

I am not even attracted to children or to the other people who provoked them. I have no fantasy of that shit. I fap to adult women and never have I been tempted to try something else.

Yet I am plagued with these uncontrollable erections and it makes me feel absolutely horrible. I want to remain single for this very reason. I feel like a freak.

About getting hard when my ex-gf was crying, maybe it was because I expected sex after the fight was over. I saw that as extremely fucked up, selfish, and exposing a complete lack of empathy from my part.

I don't know what to do. It's not like you can fix something like that, right?

I never abused anyone and I hate going through this.

The post would be too long but I also have a lot of other mental disorders that make my social life and my interactions very weird.

I only wish I could be mentally, emotionally and sexually normal.
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Phoebe Blucklelone - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 10:00:52 EST /x3V5e/q No.100182 Reply
How often do you masturbate and what is your sleep pattern like?

If I am short on sleep or it's been more than 2 or 3 days since I last fucked or choked one out my penis has a mind of it's own. More the lack of sleep actually, my penis gets a full mind of its own then.
Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:19:21 EST qF4XXlgR No.100183 Reply
this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual. See a doctor about it (assuming you are past the age where this is normal, puberty)

Try wearing thicker trousers or underwear in the meantime.
Charlotte Channinglock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 20:10:27 EST AIIyQX4s No.100186 Reply
>you're a boy, it's normal
I turned 30 recently. :(

>this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual
I hope it is. Because it really makes me feel like a bad person. I'm mentally unstable enough as it is.

Take for example my 10 year old cousin. I love her so much. I would literally die for her, no joke, just take me. The other day she hugs me so tight and doesn't want to let go because she had to leave and wanted to stay with me. That was such a heartwarming, truly genuine act of love, the kind I cherish. It was beautiful. But then, my penis starts moving. What the fuck man. Like, really? Am I attracted right now? Feels so fucking wrong.

I feel like a pedo towards one of the persons I love the most on the planet. These kinds of things make me feel AWFUL. I hate myself.

>what is your sleep pattern like?
My sleeping habits are all over the place. I've been trying to fix it but I have terrible insomnia due to severe anxiety I can't manage. I try not to abuse it but I do have to rely on Xanax (daily). So often times I'll stay in bed until mid to late afternoon. Even then I don't get enough sleep and am constantly sleep deprived. Bad nightmares, terrors, etc.

>How often do you masturbate
I have to say I've been feeling quite hypersexual, for years now. Maybe because I only had sex with one person in my entire life. She was my girlfriend yet we didn't do it that often. The reason is that I had trouble getting hard and we both felt very awkward since she lacked experience as well and I often couldn't get it up. It also wasn't physically pleasurable for me. I barely felt anything. Yet another not so fun subject.

I fap about 3 times a night (when I can't sleep) which I consider to be too much, but it's a stress reliever for me (although a poor one).

I would also get tons of precum just by kissing and feeling my ex-gf up too.

I've always had a strange relationship with women. I had my first GF and lost my virginity in my late 20s even though I did have plenty of opportunities. Social anxiety was the cockblock. Due to this lack of confidence and my current shame it's hard for me to visualize myself with a girl anytime soon.

I am not lying when I say it would make my life a lot simpler if I could fap on the side and have an asexual relationship with a girl I love just to avoid all of it. I miss the affection as well.

You suck dicks because pussy don't like you

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- Mon, 29 May 2017 17:23:10 EST 6gvXPTMc No.99702
File: 1496092990354.jpg -(81446B / 79.54KB, 600x899) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. You suck dicks because pussy don't like you
Some of you are gay. Some of you are bi. Some of you were born that way. Some of you ended up that way because you failed when you tried.

Have any of you poofters fucked a 'queer' or 'bisexual' who was only one because the media deems them ugly? I'm not against gay culture, but I am against heteros using it as an escape haven to feel secure in because the other sex won't fuck them. It's not the type of hatred where I feel like heteros are trying to invade and take over. It's the type of hatred for people acting like something they're not and the types of varying damage it brings.

Anyways. Discuss the morality for all I care. Curious to see other povs on this.
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Augustus Bubberdack - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 15:29:19 EST kUF56Xs5 No.100152 Reply
>sex is genetic
>but gender isn't hurf durf

You realize you're buying into it when you should be running away, right?
Fanny Bellerdale - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 04:56:33 EST cBr/GpAu No.100167 Reply
Most don't react violently. They just get really defensive and don't understand why you don't believe them or see their logic.
Nell Dengerlodging - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:34:31 EST 1FBCpJtw No.100169 Reply
It isn't any easier as a gay man to get laid. Heteros and homos have equal number of partners, so the whole theory that some are gay because it's easier is bunk.

Holding onto Standards... Insanity or Rational Integrity?

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- Sat, 11 Nov 2017 04:06:09 EST N2owWJyO No.100164
File: 1510391169659.jpg -(77450B / 75.63KB, 700x933) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Holding onto Standards... Insanity or Rational Integrity?
Chan... I'm probably going to get flogged but I'll try to keep to short and concise.. but I'm looking for some serious answers or insight...

My last serious relationship left me kind of shocked when it ended... We we're supposed to get married the whole shebang... So it's been about 4 years since I've even cared to meet someone and now I'm realizing I've been out of the game for years now... mostly just smoking and working on my career... Too busy or baked to care about finding real love because the last one suspended hope for some time...

Anyways.. so now obviously I'm pressured to just get laid or love where love happens... but I've always had a high regard for involving myself so much to have sex without really knowing or absolutely feeling like forever is an option... I have a lot of Love to give but am very committed to who I give it to... Call me ol' fashioned but that's just how I feel... So am I insane or or there people who feel similar opinions of giving someone your all? How do you handle performance anxiety after a long while? Do you discuss or just act like it's another Tuesday? What are the rules??? Fix Me Internet!!

Help with my gay relationship?

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- Sat, 21 Oct 2017 22:03:59 EST JTWgyd5W No.100125
File: 1508637839970.png -(353007B / 344.73KB, 687x663) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Help with my gay relationship?
I really like this guy, like to the point where I gave him a blowjob after we cuddled and he finally got hard.

He is on these pills that just destroy his sex drive and its driving me crazy because I love him but he doesn't return my affection due do to these pills.

Is there anything I can do? He does kind of need the pills but I just can't take loving him so much only to receive very little back.
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Rebecca Gittingnit - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 13:10:35 EST buywB2of No.100128 Reply
Not sure what its called, some kind of anxiety medication.
Oliver Sackleford - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 22:31:41 EST PvMCffHj No.100134 Reply
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He says he tried but just doesn't feel anything being with me or anyone else.

I'm extremely shy and it was so hard for me to tell him that I liked him and I just don't want it to end this way.

/SRSgen/ -Crossover Edition!

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- Wed, 18 Oct 2017 15:32:39 EST mVpHHoSI No.100120
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SRS General! Give me that hole!~

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Sex for the socially anxious

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- Wed, 18 Oct 2017 08:52:03 EST fXg6kyAq No.100119
File: 1508331123438.jpg -(72897B / 71.19KB, 800x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sex for the socially anxious
With many successful relationships in my past I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything. I was young, had my fun, touched and licked everything I probably shouldn't have. Over the years though I've find myself becoming more and more physically distanced from other people. Mostly due to lack of interest/sex drive I haven't dated in a few years. Every once in a while I've had the intention to try dating again. Beyond a hookup or three I haven't been with any ladies. In the moment I have fun and can perform but aside from the physical aspect I don't feel anything.

tl;dr how do I make actual emotional connections after a long time of strictly physical connections?

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