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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Inappropriate Erections

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- Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:56:07 EST AIIyQX4s No.100177
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It took me a very long time for me to decide to share this, even though this is an internet board.

Basically I get inappropriate erections very easily (and frequently) from seriously fucked up stuff. I hate it.

E.g. Hugging certain family members, even young ones, or even seeing my ex girlfriend cry did start one (that last one with precum too).

I am not even attracted to children or to the other people who provoked them. I have no fantasy of that shit. I fap to adult women and never have I been tempted to try something else.

Yet I am plagued with these uncontrollable erections and it makes me feel absolutely horrible. I want to remain single for this very reason. I feel like a freak.

About getting hard when my ex-gf was crying, maybe it was because I expected sex after the fight was over. I saw that as extremely fucked up, selfish, and exposing a complete lack of empathy from my part.

I don't know what to do. It's not like you can fix something like that, right?

I never abused anyone and I hate going through this.

The post would be too long but I also have a lot of other mental disorders that make my social life and my interactions very weird.

I only wish I could be mentally, emotionally and sexually normal.
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Phoebe Blucklelone - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 10:00:52 EST /x3V5e/q No.100182 Reply
>>100177
How often do you masturbate and what is your sleep pattern like?

If I am short on sleep or it's been more than 2 or 3 days since I last fucked or choked one out my penis has a mind of it's own. More the lack of sleep actually, my penis gets a full mind of its own then.
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:19:21 EST qF4XXlgR No.100183 Reply
>>100177
this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual. See a doctor about it (assuming you are past the age where this is normal, puberty)

Try wearing thicker trousers or underwear in the meantime.
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Charlotte Channinglock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 20:10:27 EST AIIyQX4s No.100186 Reply
>>100181
>you're a boy, it's normal
I turned 30 recently. :(

>>100183
>this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual
I hope it is. Because it really makes me feel like a bad person. I'm mentally unstable enough as it is.

Take for example my 10 year old cousin. I love her so much. I would literally die for her, no joke, just take me. The other day she hugs me so tight and doesn't want to let go because she had to leave and wanted to stay with me. That was such a heartwarming, truly genuine act of love, the kind I cherish. It was beautiful. But then, my penis starts moving. What the fuck man. Like, really? Am I attracted right now? Feels so fucking wrong.

I feel like a pedo towards one of the persons I love the most on the planet. These kinds of things make me feel AWFUL. I hate myself.

>>100182
>what is your sleep pattern like?
My sleeping habits are all over the place. I've been trying to fix it but I have terrible insomnia due to severe anxiety I can't manage. I try not to abuse it but I do have to rely on Xanax (daily). So often times I'll stay in bed until mid to late afternoon. Even then I don't get enough sleep and am constantly sleep deprived. Bad nightmares, terrors, etc.

>How often do you masturbate
I have to say I've been feeling quite hypersexual, for years now. Maybe because I only had sex with one person in my entire life. She was my girlfriend yet we didn't do it that often. The reason is that I had trouble getting hard and we both felt very awkward since she lacked experience as well and I often couldn't get it up. It also wasn't physically pleasurable for me. I barely felt anything. Yet another not so fun subject.

I fap about 3 times a night (when I can't sleep) which I consider to be too much, but it's a stress reliever for me (although a poor one).

I would also get tons of precum just by kissing and feeling my ex-gf up too.

I've always had a strange relationship with women. I had my first GF and lost my virginity in my late 20s even though I did have plenty of opportunities. Social anxiety was the cockblock. Due to this lack of confidence and my current shame it's hard for me to visualize myself with a girl anytime soon.

I am not lying when I say it would make my life a lot simpler if I could fap on the side and have an asexual relationship with a girl I love just to avoid all of it. I miss the affection as well.

You suck dicks because pussy don't like you

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- Mon, 29 May 2017 17:23:10 EST 6gvXPTMc No.99702
File: 1496092990354.jpg -(81446B / 79.54KB, 600x899) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. You suck dicks because pussy don't like you
Some of you are gay. Some of you are bi. Some of you were born that way. Some of you ended up that way because you failed when you tried.

Have any of you poofters fucked a 'queer' or 'bisexual' who was only one because the media deems them ugly? I'm not against gay culture, but I am against heteros using it as an escape haven to feel secure in because the other sex won't fuck them. It's not the type of hatred where I feel like heteros are trying to invade and take over. It's the type of hatred for people acting like something they're not and the types of varying damage it brings.

Anyways. Discuss the morality for all I care. Curious to see other povs on this.
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Augustus Bubberdack - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 15:29:19 EST kUF56Xs5 No.100152 Reply
>>100095
>sex is genetic
>but gender isn't hurf durf

You realize you're buying into it when you should be running away, right?
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Fanny Bellerdale - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 04:56:33 EST cBr/GpAu No.100167 Reply
>>100136
Most don't react violently. They just get really defensive and don't understand why you don't believe them or see their logic.
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Nell Dengerlodging - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:34:31 EST 1FBCpJtw No.100169 Reply
It isn't any easier as a gay man to get laid. Heteros and homos have equal number of partners, so the whole theory that some are gay because it's easier is bunk.

Holding onto Standards... Insanity or Rational Integrity?

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- Sat, 11 Nov 2017 04:06:09 EST N2owWJyO No.100164
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Chan... I'm probably going to get flogged but I'll try to keep to short and concise.. but I'm looking for some serious answers or insight...

My last serious relationship left me kind of shocked when it ended... We we're supposed to get married the whole shebang... So it's been about 4 years since I've even cared to meet someone and now I'm realizing I've been out of the game for years now... mostly just smoking and working on my career... Too busy or baked to care about finding real love because the last one suspended hope for some time...

Anyways.. so now obviously I'm pressured to just get laid or love where love happens... but I've always had a high regard for involving myself so much to have sex without really knowing or absolutely feeling like forever is an option... I have a lot of Love to give but am very committed to who I give it to... Call me ol' fashioned but that's just how I feel... So am I insane or or there people who feel similar opinions of giving someone your all? How do you handle performance anxiety after a long while? Do you discuss or just act like it's another Tuesday? What are the rules??? Fix Me Internet!!

Help with my gay relationship?

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- Sat, 21 Oct 2017 22:03:59 EST JTWgyd5W No.100125
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I really like this guy, like to the point where I gave him a blowjob after we cuddled and he finally got hard.

He is on these pills that just destroy his sex drive and its driving me crazy because I love him but he doesn't return my affection due do to these pills.

Is there anything I can do? He does kind of need the pills but I just can't take loving him so much only to receive very little back.
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Rebecca Gittingnit - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 13:10:35 EST buywB2of No.100128 Reply
>>100126
Not sure what its called, some kind of anxiety medication.
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Oliver Sackleford - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 22:31:41 EST PvMCffHj No.100134 Reply
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>>100130
He says he tried but just doesn't feel anything being with me or anyone else.

I'm extremely shy and it was so hard for me to tell him that I liked him and I just don't want it to end this way.

/SRSgen/ -Crossover Edition!

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- Wed, 18 Oct 2017 15:32:39 EST mVpHHoSI No.100120
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SRS General! Give me that hole!~

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Post your SRS vagina! (This is allowed right?)
Share our story!
Did you like your surgeon?
Who did your surgery for you?
Do you think if you scissor a cis girl will you gain her microflora?
Would you put lacto bacteria in your vagina daily to have cis microflora?
Are you interested in colonovaginoplasty? Why?
Have you ever seen a vagina?

Sex for the socially anxious

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- Wed, 18 Oct 2017 08:52:03 EST fXg6kyAq No.100119
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With many successful relationships in my past I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything. I was young, had my fun, touched and licked everything I probably shouldn't have. Over the years though I've find myself becoming more and more physically distanced from other people. Mostly due to lack of interest/sex drive I haven't dated in a few years. Every once in a while I've had the intention to try dating again. Beyond a hookup or three I haven't been with any ladies. In the moment I have fun and can perform but aside from the physical aspect I don't feel anything.

tl;dr how do I make actual emotional connections after a long time of strictly physical connections?

cannot fulfill sexual fantasies even if paying for it

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- Fri, 06 Oct 2017 17:58:17 EST kRrRZfN4 No.100096
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tl;dr - see topic

Core of the post: recently tried to pay for human sexual intercourse of some sort with online-acquired volunteer who just stole my shit.

Further details: No, not a mugging, she just took advantage of my inexperience in the battlefield along with my raging boner draining all the blood that was supposed to go to my brain to flee with my cash and my phone.

Backstory and character development:

If you lurk /sd/ since a few years back, you might've seen one of my posts before. I'm that guy from Costa Rica who worships chubby/bbw-type females of the human species (this is no joke, if you have big thighs, wide hips and a tummy, you will appeal to me quite a bit, and if besides that you have a round ass, you WILL make my dick hard just by standing around doing nothing).

Being into big girls is very advantageous because, for whatever reason, they apparently feel unappealing and they find it refreshing when somebody like me jacks off to the mere thought of them... one of my problems however, is that my other fetishes are complete deal-breakers for 99% of women (at least in my small, 3rd world country) these include, but are not limited to: me ass-worshipping them, me sniffing their farts, me drinking their piss, them facesitting on me, them spitting in my mouth, dirty-talking and verbal abuse (and I mean DIRTY, like them whispering "how does my asshole taste, you fucking pervert? I took a huge shit not too long ago") and my interest in possibly trying scat. Even with all that, the biggest sexual road-block is my complete lack of interest in penetration; you know, I can (and do) fantasize about jacking off while being farted on and even shat on, but the concept of sticking my tiny, unworthy dick inside of the goddess I love is just foreign to me (being a 29yo male virgin and all, I've never actually tried fucking someone or something, so I can't really fantasize about it if I have no idea what it's like).
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Cyril Brookham - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 07:44:06 EST dYsBFUA0 No.100102 Reply
I regret reading this. Now I know spoilers outside /mtv/ have their use too.
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Archie Pickville - Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:28:39 EST GApSz5Q2 No.100118 Reply
Having a big booty woman sit on your face is a unique pleasure not to be missed. Just keep looking op, you'll find a girl one day that will indulge you, I did and it's great!

Raw poultry

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- Fri, 13 Oct 2017 11:44:33 EST qwiTQu76 No.100115
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Is this chicken or turkey?

And where to get poultry with the innards still intact?
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Fuck Nepperspear - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 15:02:02 EST qF4XXlgR No.100165 Reply
>>100115
looks like turkey... giblets i think they call the innards. Go somewhere where they sell turkeys with the heads and legs still on, farmers market or something. I have not done this i am just trying to help you out because you seem like a nice guy.

Pissing in art

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- Fri, 29 Sep 2017 11:08:02 EST Hzgn/neG No.100077
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Can we get a
pissing in the history of art
thread going?
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Emma Pittridge - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 05:41:33 EST xXFUhtA4 No.100112 Reply
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you just have to know how to ask wikimedia, and send jimmy wales three dollars
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Polly Callydodge - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 13:09:46 EST 8OJMaJEC No.100114 Reply
i'll scour the earth for a physical copy of OP's pic, god damn it

Chastity

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- Thu, 12 Oct 2017 01:57:01 EST yCSul36E No.100111
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any chance anyone knows the brand of chastity device here or similar?

also chastity general

Protip: dont buy any chastity devices that are 2 seperate pieces of plastic together with the seam along the shaft of your cock, over time it will inevitably split and trust me it hurts when it clamps onto your skin. waste of cash hence the thread

Sexual compatibility and relationships

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- Thu, 21 Sep 2017 10:11:58 EST FpUomoa2 No.100036
File: 1506003118399.jpg -(28934B / 28.26KB, 800x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sexual compatibility and relationships
How much of a role do you feel sexual compatibility plays in a relationship? I am a 28 year old guy and I've been seeing/dating a 22 year old girl for the last 9 months. I've got a pretty average size penis. 6 in length and about 5.25 in girth at my base and 5in through the shaft. So I can satisfy most girls. But with this girl I could tell right away after the first few times sleeping together that she had been with guys much, much bigger than me in size. And I know lots of people like to say that bigger dicks won't ruin or permanently stretch a vagina but i am a very firm disbeliever of that because i've seen it firsthand. Like this girl told me that was the case.

Anyways, we still have had pretty great sex. Its always been good for me and i always go down on her and make her have a clitoral orgasm and then fuck her and give her 1 or 2 vaginal (g spot) orgams. But I could always tell that I wasn't really like blowing her mind. Theres been a few times after sex where her eyes start to water and thats when i know she has had a really good orgasm, but she told me i've only done that to her like 3 times. in 9 months...

So now we are 9 months into this and we both have strong feelings for each other but we fight a lot and have been very on and off. she told me last night that a couple weeks ago on a night where she bailed on hanging out with me, that she had ended up sleeping with someone else. I made her tell me in detail and she told me that he had a much thicker dick than me and he made her come two times when they fucked. and that the orgasms were the strong kind that made her eyes water.

I guess what im getting at is this... Obviously this doesnt sound like a healthy relationship. But should I have just quit while I was ahead earlier in the relationship? Was it just a lost cause? If it bothers me that much to be fucking a girl with a looser vagina should I just opt out next time? or keep it casual? Like what guy would want to be with, or spend their life with, a woman who they couldnt truly satisfy? Like always knowing there were other guys who gave her really great orgasms/pleasure and knowing you wont even come close to that. Are there guys here that can comment on that topic? Or do I just have a small dick? Do you just push it out of your mind? Like sex is a big part of life. I know I don't want to be having sex i don't enjoy completely. So why be with a partner who you are not giving that same pleasure to?

She told me how with her past lovers she could feel their dicks pulsing when they were coming inside of her. She told me she has never felt that with me. Like how is this not supposed to be completely disheartening and spirit crushing. I know that at 28 the chances of me finding some untouched virgin are slim to none, but am I really doomed to feel inadequate in any future relationship? Is this all me being super insecure? I know I can't be the only one who feels this way...

I'm trying to open things up to the idea of toys and such that are bigger than me, with her. but she is young and i think she gets kind of weirded out by the idea. but she told me her fantasy is to fuck another guy and come with him while i watch. like a real life porno she said.
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Nigel Sallerwodge - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 14:28:37 EST jQk/SBpP No.100062 Reply
>>100045
Remember, people can't be neatly put into two groups so it's not so much a "nice" girl as one who's just a bit less like the current one.

Also a lot of sexual pleasure is mental and I've heard lots of women say average sized dicks are better because the guys try harder. I think if she gets hung up on the size of the dick she'll never enjoy it as much. it's not that she's flirty and promiscuous, it's that she's petty, untrustworthy and probably insecure hence the seeking validation, she is definitely unreliable and probably a bit shallow (but maybe it's just the fixation on dicks, or maybe she just said it to upset you which is even worse). There's nothing wrong objectively (though for a lot of partners there is a lot wrong subjectively) with promiscuous or flirty girls (because that doesn't stop them being honest, faithful within the terms of your relationship or kind), however this girl is nasty.
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George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:38:25 EST zM5LnxwQ No.100075 Reply
>>100045
Do be careful though, problem is that it's hard to know who the whores are, whether man-whores or woman-whores. For example, someone might have had a lot of partners and be quite kinky but still not ever be capable of cheating.

Then you might meet someone who has had very few or zero partners but some day she falls for some guy just because he called her beautiful the day after the two of you had had a fight and she is so innocent as to think that is romantic, and she cheats and yeah, then she is a whore.

I am not saying this to make you suspicious of everyone I'm saying it so you'll know that this mormon idea of what makes someone a whore does not necessarily correlate with infidelity.


I'll tell you what I did with men and hopefully this works the same for both genders. You want someone who is horrified by the idea of cheating. If people cheat on TV your partner should have no sympathy with them, regardless of the situation. You want someone who is absolutely distraught by the statistic that 70% of men and women would cheat on their partners if they knew no one would find out. You want someone who says that they wouldn't forgive you if you cheated... but not someone who says they would murder you, or someone who reads your phone messages when you are out.

You also want someone who, regardless of the number of partners they have had, is not easily seduced by you in the early stages of the relationship. You don't want someone whose brain switches off when someone touches her nipples, like I don't want someone whose brain switches off when someone rubs his crotch. Ideally, once the two of you are intimate the person WILL be easy for YOU to seduce b... but that's the risk!


>So do you ever miss sex with past lovers who were more orgasmic or had bigger dicks?
Maybe at the very beginning things like that may have crossed my mind maybe.. but I can't imagine ever being with anyone else now, so it's not possible to miss that because the idea that I was ever with anyone else is so strange and alien to me. It's like an alien implanted a memory of me fucking a giraffe. I might remember orgasming but there is just NO appeal.
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Jenny Snodson - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 06:54:58 EST Tv/BEJO3 No.100080 Reply
Stop sleeping with her. It will only make moving on more difficult since you're still getting that oxytocin boost from her(and she doesn't deserve it anyway). All-in-all she seems incredibly immature, selfish, and cruel. My advice would be to stay single for a little bit so you have some time to heal. Also, you have an average dick size. Don't sweat it. You also seem to mostly have a reasonable perspective on sex, such as you said you don't want to slut-shame.

>>100062 and >>100075 seem to know what they're talking about. Good luck, brother.

Holding your genitals when sick (with the flu etc)

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 16:39:58 EST e9wcGr+Y No.100063
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Am I the only one who fondles his genitals when sick?

Caught the flu
and I do this everytime when I am sick with fever.

I like to fondle my genitals.
Too sick to orgasm, but I like to just hold my balls and my dick with my hands while lying down in my bed.

Do women do this too?

Preferences: Solo vs partner

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 17:44:54 EST PnhjQ/9o No.100064
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Do you masturbate to the same qualities that you find attractive in a partner?

Like for example, I basically only masturbate to huge tittied hairless girls. But in real life, I prefer girls a thick ass, a hairy pussy, and medium breasts.

Is this common?
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Shitting Turveyridge - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 06:17:56 EST aGBwdIiV No.100065 Reply
I've never thought about that. I don't really have a preference of girls, I like all kinds of girls as long as they're not too ugly. Thick, slim, short, tall, hairy, shaved, big titted, flat chested, penis, vagina, you name it. But I jerk off to women I deem perfect, porn isn't same as partners.
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George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:20:44 EST zM5LnxwQ No.100074 Reply
>>100064
and what is perfect then?


I watch women, I date men.

Dick not working

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- Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:55:03 EST Vkgl7Zap No.100051
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I'm a 22 year old male with a healthy life and once in a blue moon my dick will just magically not fucking work. Even if my brain is saying YES my dick is like "Dehhhhh." There's nothing more humiliating as a man than having your erection take a vacation at the worst possible time and there's nothing you can do about it. It is so embarrassing that whenever it does HAPPEN I often want to cry alone as a grown ass man. Not to mention the female things you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when non of the above are true.

Tl;dr, make me fail better and post dick failure stories so I don't fucking kill myself.
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Ian Serrybanks - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 19:53:58 EST 8ok+KgnP No.100061 Reply
hey you posted in my thread so

>the female thinks you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when none of the above are true

That last one is most likely true. you might not feel super nervous but the reason your dick won't work is because you're over thinking the situation and doubting yourself. I've had a few days to reflect on my situation and decided I just need to try again in a less frantic or unexpected scenario, also like another guy said try talking about it, so instead of apologising and giving up try saying 'why don't we try X?'

i wish you luck, I guess the key here is don't panic and give up because it won't go up, just try some foreplay and relax

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