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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

cannot fulfill sexual fantasies even if paying for it

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- Fri, 06 Oct 2017 17:58:17 EST kRrRZfN4 No.100096
File: 1507327097148.jpg -(54488B / 53.21KB, 440x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. cannot fulfill sexual fantasies even if paying for it
tl;dr - see topic

Core of the post: recently tried to pay for human sexual intercourse of some sort with online-acquired volunteer who just stole my shit.

Further details: No, not a mugging, she just took advantage of my inexperience in the battlefield along with my raging boner draining all the blood that was supposed to go to my brain to flee with my cash and my phone.

Backstory and character development:

If you lurk /sd/ since a few years back, you might've seen one of my posts before. I'm that guy from Costa Rica who worships chubby/bbw-type females of the human species (this is no joke, if you have big thighs, wide hips and a tummy, you will appeal to me quite a bit, and if besides that you have a round ass, you WILL make my dick hard just by standing around doing nothing).

Being into big girls is very advantageous because, for whatever reason, they apparently feel unappealing and they find it refreshing when somebody like me jacks off to the mere thought of them... one of my problems however, is that my other fetishes are complete deal-breakers for 99% of women (at least in my small, 3rd world country) these include, but are not limited to: me ass-worshipping them, me sniffing their farts, me drinking their piss, them facesitting on me, them spitting in my mouth, dirty-talking and verbal abuse (and I mean DIRTY, like them whispering "how does my asshole taste, you fucking pervert? I took a huge shit not too long ago") and my interest in possibly trying scat. Even with all that, the biggest sexual road-block is my complete lack of interest in penetration; you know, I can (and do) fantasize about jacking off while being farted on and even shat on, but the concept of sticking my tiny, unworthy dick inside of the goddess I love is just foreign to me (being a 29yo male virgin and all, I've never actually tried fucking someone or something, so I can't really fantasize about it if I have no idea what it's like).
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Cyril Brookham - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 07:44:06 EST dYsBFUA0 No.100102 Reply
I regret reading this. Now I know spoilers outside /mtv/ have their use too.
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Archie Pickville - Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:28:39 EST GApSz5Q2 No.100118 Reply
Having a big booty woman sit on your face is a unique pleasure not to be missed. Just keep looking op, you'll find a girl one day that will indulge you, I did and it's great!

Raw poultry

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- Fri, 13 Oct 2017 11:44:33 EST qwiTQu76 No.100115
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Is this chicken or turkey?

And where to get poultry with the innards still intact?
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Fuck Nepperspear - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 15:02:02 EST qF4XXlgR No.100165 Reply
>>100115
looks like turkey... giblets i think they call the innards. Go somewhere where they sell turkeys with the heads and legs still on, farmers market or something. I have not done this i am just trying to help you out because you seem like a nice guy.

Pissing in art

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- Fri, 29 Sep 2017 11:08:02 EST Hzgn/neG No.100077
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Can we get a
pissing in the history of art
thread going?
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Emma Pittridge - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 05:41:33 EST xXFUhtA4 No.100112 Reply
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you just have to know how to ask wikimedia, and send jimmy wales three dollars
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Polly Callydodge - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 13:09:46 EST 8OJMaJEC No.100114 Reply
i'll scour the earth for a physical copy of OP's pic, god damn it

Chastity

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- Thu, 12 Oct 2017 01:57:01 EST yCSul36E No.100111
File: 1507787821231.jpg -(38715B / 37.81KB, 534x619) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Chastity
any chance anyone knows the brand of chastity device here or similar?

also chastity general

Protip: dont buy any chastity devices that are 2 seperate pieces of plastic together with the seam along the shaft of your cock, over time it will inevitably split and trust me it hurts when it clamps onto your skin. waste of cash hence the thread

Sexual compatibility and relationships

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- Thu, 21 Sep 2017 10:11:58 EST FpUomoa2 No.100036
File: 1506003118399.jpg -(28934B / 28.26KB, 800x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sexual compatibility and relationships
How much of a role do you feel sexual compatibility plays in a relationship? I am a 28 year old guy and I've been seeing/dating a 22 year old girl for the last 9 months. I've got a pretty average size penis. 6 in length and about 5.25 in girth at my base and 5in through the shaft. So I can satisfy most girls. But with this girl I could tell right away after the first few times sleeping together that she had been with guys much, much bigger than me in size. And I know lots of people like to say that bigger dicks won't ruin or permanently stretch a vagina but i am a very firm disbeliever of that because i've seen it firsthand. Like this girl told me that was the case.

Anyways, we still have had pretty great sex. Its always been good for me and i always go down on her and make her have a clitoral orgasm and then fuck her and give her 1 or 2 vaginal (g spot) orgams. But I could always tell that I wasn't really like blowing her mind. Theres been a few times after sex where her eyes start to water and thats when i know she has had a really good orgasm, but she told me i've only done that to her like 3 times. in 9 months...

So now we are 9 months into this and we both have strong feelings for each other but we fight a lot and have been very on and off. she told me last night that a couple weeks ago on a night where she bailed on hanging out with me, that she had ended up sleeping with someone else. I made her tell me in detail and she told me that he had a much thicker dick than me and he made her come two times when they fucked. and that the orgasms were the strong kind that made her eyes water.

I guess what im getting at is this... Obviously this doesnt sound like a healthy relationship. But should I have just quit while I was ahead earlier in the relationship? Was it just a lost cause? If it bothers me that much to be fucking a girl with a looser vagina should I just opt out next time? or keep it casual? Like what guy would want to be with, or spend their life with, a woman who they couldnt truly satisfy? Like always knowing there were other guys who gave her really great orgasms/pleasure and knowing you wont even come close to that. Are there guys here that can comment on that topic? Or do I just have a small dick? Do you just push it out of your mind? Like sex is a big part of life. I know I don't want to be having sex i don't enjoy completely. So why be with a partner who you are not giving that same pleasure to?

She told me how with her past lovers she could feel their dicks pulsing when they were coming inside of her. She told me she has never felt that with me. Like how is this not supposed to be completely disheartening and spirit crushing. I know that at 28 the chances of me finding some untouched virgin are slim to none, but am I really doomed to feel inadequate in any future relationship? Is this all me being super insecure? I know I can't be the only one who feels this way...

I'm trying to open things up to the idea of toys and such that are bigger than me, with her. but she is young and i think she gets kind of weirded out by the idea. but she told me her fantasy is to fuck another guy and come with him while i watch. like a real life porno she said.
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Nigel Sallerwodge - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 14:28:37 EST jQk/SBpP No.100062 Reply
>>100045
Remember, people can't be neatly put into two groups so it's not so much a "nice" girl as one who's just a bit less like the current one.

Also a lot of sexual pleasure is mental and I've heard lots of women say average sized dicks are better because the guys try harder. I think if she gets hung up on the size of the dick she'll never enjoy it as much. it's not that she's flirty and promiscuous, it's that she's petty, untrustworthy and probably insecure hence the seeking validation, she is definitely unreliable and probably a bit shallow (but maybe it's just the fixation on dicks, or maybe she just said it to upset you which is even worse). There's nothing wrong objectively (though for a lot of partners there is a lot wrong subjectively) with promiscuous or flirty girls (because that doesn't stop them being honest, faithful within the terms of your relationship or kind), however this girl is nasty.
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George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:38:25 EST zM5LnxwQ No.100075 Reply
>>100045
Do be careful though, problem is that it's hard to know who the whores are, whether man-whores or woman-whores. For example, someone might have had a lot of partners and be quite kinky but still not ever be capable of cheating.

Then you might meet someone who has had very few or zero partners but some day she falls for some guy just because he called her beautiful the day after the two of you had had a fight and she is so innocent as to think that is romantic, and she cheats and yeah, then she is a whore.

I am not saying this to make you suspicious of everyone I'm saying it so you'll know that this mormon idea of what makes someone a whore does not necessarily correlate with infidelity.


I'll tell you what I did with men and hopefully this works the same for both genders. You want someone who is horrified by the idea of cheating. If people cheat on TV your partner should have no sympathy with them, regardless of the situation. You want someone who is absolutely distraught by the statistic that 70% of men and women would cheat on their partners if they knew no one would find out. You want someone who says that they wouldn't forgive you if you cheated... but not someone who says they would murder you, or someone who reads your phone messages when you are out.

You also want someone who, regardless of the number of partners they have had, is not easily seduced by you in the early stages of the relationship. You don't want someone whose brain switches off when someone touches her nipples, like I don't want someone whose brain switches off when someone rubs his crotch. Ideally, once the two of you are intimate the person WILL be easy for YOU to seduce b... but that's the risk!


>So do you ever miss sex with past lovers who were more orgasmic or had bigger dicks?
Maybe at the very beginning things like that may have crossed my mind maybe.. but I can't imagine ever being with anyone else now, so it's not possible to miss that because the idea that I was ever with anyone else is so strange and alien to me. It's like an alien implanted a memory of me fucking a giraffe. I might remember orgasming but there is just NO appeal.
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Jenny Snodson - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 06:54:58 EST Tv/BEJO3 No.100080 Reply
Stop sleeping with her. It will only make moving on more difficult since you're still getting that oxytocin boost from her(and she doesn't deserve it anyway). All-in-all she seems incredibly immature, selfish, and cruel. My advice would be to stay single for a little bit so you have some time to heal. Also, you have an average dick size. Don't sweat it. You also seem to mostly have a reasonable perspective on sex, such as you said you don't want to slut-shame.

>>100062 and >>100075 seem to know what they're talking about. Good luck, brother.

Holding your genitals when sick (with the flu etc)

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 16:39:58 EST e9wcGr+Y No.100063
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Am I the only one who fondles his genitals when sick?

Caught the flu
and I do this everytime when I am sick with fever.

I like to fondle my genitals.
Too sick to orgasm, but I like to just hold my balls and my dick with my hands while lying down in my bed.

Do women do this too?

Preferences: Solo vs partner

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 17:44:54 EST PnhjQ/9o No.100064
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Do you masturbate to the same qualities that you find attractive in a partner?

Like for example, I basically only masturbate to huge tittied hairless girls. But in real life, I prefer girls a thick ass, a hairy pussy, and medium breasts.

Is this common?
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Shitting Turveyridge - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 06:17:56 EST aGBwdIiV No.100065 Reply
I've never thought about that. I don't really have a preference of girls, I like all kinds of girls as long as they're not too ugly. Thick, slim, short, tall, hairy, shaved, big titted, flat chested, penis, vagina, you name it. But I jerk off to women I deem perfect, porn isn't same as partners.
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George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:20:44 EST zM5LnxwQ No.100074 Reply
>>100064
and what is perfect then?


I watch women, I date men.

Dick not working

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- Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:55:03 EST Vkgl7Zap No.100051
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I'm a 22 year old male with a healthy life and once in a blue moon my dick will just magically not fucking work. Even if my brain is saying YES my dick is like "Dehhhhh." There's nothing more humiliating as a man than having your erection take a vacation at the worst possible time and there's nothing you can do about it. It is so embarrassing that whenever it does HAPPEN I often want to cry alone as a grown ass man. Not to mention the female things you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when non of the above are true.

Tl;dr, make me fail better and post dick failure stories so I don't fucking kill myself.
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Ian Serrybanks - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 19:53:58 EST 8ok+KgnP No.100061 Reply
hey you posted in my thread so

>the female thinks you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when none of the above are true

That last one is most likely true. you might not feel super nervous but the reason your dick won't work is because you're over thinking the situation and doubting yourself. I've had a few days to reflect on my situation and decided I just need to try again in a less frantic or unexpected scenario, also like another guy said try talking about it, so instead of apologising and giving up try saying 'why don't we try X?'

i wish you luck, I guess the key here is don't panic and give up because it won't go up, just try some foreplay and relax

low sex drive

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- Wed, 20 Sep 2017 10:02:25 EST 8ok+KgnP No.100029
File: 1505916145940.jpg -(73246B / 71.53KB, 320x284) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. low sex drive
so I'll keep the /qq/ part short, basically the love of my life (lol) recently came home from uni for a weekend and after a few drinks broke down crying and confessed her love for me. whether or not she was being totally genuine/whether i should pursue a relationship is another issue, the problem here is that later on i found myself in her house fumbling around nervous as fuck unable to get an erection while she begged me to fuck her and having to say 'sorry, i want to but i'm too drunk + a nervous wreck'

now while i was VERY drunk and nerves played a big part in my failure because i never get laid let alone with the girl of my dreams, i feel like there's also an underlying issue of low sex drive or low testosterone making me to much of a pussy to get my damn dick wet. what are some things i can do to give me more of a drive and natural confidence?

i'm trying
>no porn
>only masturbating when horny as fuck
>lifting

is there anything i should be eating? supplements etc? things to avoid?

regardless of whether this thing works out for me, i want to have the drive and confidence to get laid at some point in my lonely life lol
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Matilda Gemmersut - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 19:38:08 EST UganRmo5 No.100050 Reply
>>100033

Giving head pretty much always always always means sucking dick. Only in rare circumstances where it has already been acknowledged that you are referring to giving head as licking pussy is it socially acceptable, where I live, to say giving head.

Eating pussy has always been, eating out, eating a girl out, or eating pussy. The first time I heard somebody use giving head to refer to eating pussy I was like, "wtf?"
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Martin Brookham - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:58:06 EST Vkgl7Zap No.100052 Reply
OP I literally just posted a related thread, but my issue is not very common for me. (I mean, at least I hope it stays that way... o_o) Fuck man, maybe it's the deadly male 20's... Men lose it and women become sex crazy.

(up the butt = best) = problem?

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- Thu, 10 Aug 2017 21:45:10 EST fga74s10 No.99889
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I'm a dude and and for the most part straight(I could bang a dude but couldn't hold a relationship with one), but I enjoy getting fucked/any kind of butt stuff more than actually using my dick and fucking.
I don't think it always physically feels better than normal sex/jerking off, but the psychological act/feeling of submission on top of the fact that I do enjoy it A LOT means that I would quite reliably choose it over normal sex every time.
I'm a fairly effeminate guy and I feel like I've been very lucky with the girls I've been with as its not been a problem yet, but I've been single for a while now so the insecurity about this kind of stuff is creeping back

I suppose it seems odd to do an "is it normal" thread about this because I know its not normal per se, but i guess i'm just asking if this is something people think is fucked up or if I'm worrying about it too much? although I imagine the answer will probably lay somewhere in between
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test gfgdf - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:59:01 EST KhHz0+dH No.100007 Reply
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>>99889
Only been peggerd by some 9" strapon, my cousin mentioned hat gy ho mastubated on webcam. Started a talk with him and my gf just said "wow, he gonnadominate you so hard", Sadly all we did was was doing handjobs, sucking, sharingg(gf if alot more "fuck him you got the bigger cock". I kinda hope I find a new one soon
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Hedda Grandspear - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:25:06 EST /arPx6cO No.100034 Reply
It is normal but you aren't completely heterosexual if you want to get penetrated by a dick.

Do girl like their asses smelt?

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- Thu, 15 Jun 2017 01:06:23 EST Omz8XrMS No.99760
File: 1497503183961.jpg -(529401B / 516.99KB, 900x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do girl like their asses smelt?
I have this fetish since teenager, i see some girls and i wish i coul smell their asses, imagining a facesit turn me on a lot... but does that turn on girls also?
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Betsy Bovingville - Tue, 20 Jun 2017 16:11:59 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.99764 Reply
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This is a big fetish for me also, if you can help the girl feel confident about her ass it can be a turn on for them too if you are sweet with them, letting them know you appreciate and admire their entire body. Start off by just complementing their butt, see if they will shake it for you or twerk. If you like eating pussy girls love that. If they like that ask if they are comfortable with sitting on your face, while you lick them. Tell them the pussy tastes and smell good that everything about them is nice and sweet. They may ask if you want to smell their ass too. Just communicate with your partner(s). If they are understanding express to them why you want to smell their ass.
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Augustus Bucklesetch - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 15:38:28 EST RQ1yKxt/ No.99768 Reply
Guy who loves sniffing girl's asses here. Definitely what
>>99764 said, start off slow. Don't just pitch sniffing a girl's ass right off the bat, it's a hard sell especially if they aren't very kinky. Face sitting is ultimately pretty degrading for whoever is getting sat on and a lot of women don't typically take the dominant role very often in my experience. I wouldn't even say, "Hey can I sniff your butthole?", just get them comfortable enough with you to sit on your face and then sniff away.
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Frederick Borryfoot - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:55:53 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.100003 Reply
>>99768
Its interesting, I don't really think of a girl face sitting me as being demeaning or her dominating, Women are generally mean to me in daily life so when I find one that likes me I prefer her to be sweet and accommodating, roleplay letting me command her to spread her cheeks for me
Is it rare for guys who like sub women to enjoy face sitting? I love ordering a girl to squat on me while we 69.

Fucklicking

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- Thu, 14 Sep 2017 21:47:21 EST BWjjtyn5 No.100012
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is a guy eating out a chick while another guy fucks her?
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Fucking Tootcocke - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 06:36:07 EST 94kNv03r No.100018 Reply
People like you worrying about such "gay" stuff should just take it up their ass, finally make sure they're gay and call it a day.
>on a scale of 0 to 10 how gay it is to watch men eating sandwiches while driving to work?
This is how you sound.
Just fucking do whatever makes you nice you poser scum.

Buttsecks

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- Thu, 07 Sep 2017 11:00:08 EST OUfYhufU No.99983
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Guys, I'm addicted to ass.

Love fucking girls in the ass.

However, it's to the point that it's the only thing I want, and I feel really fucking weird about it. I mean, I can cum from pussy, but I always just want her ass. Been like this for.. over a decade now.

Never tried a guy, but I know I'm not physically attracted to them.

Part power game, part trust game, part wrong/dirty/filthy, part anti-catholicism.

Shit turns me on like no other.

So is this weird or what? Because I feel weird. Am I alone on this board?
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Martin Hunninghene - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 11:06:26 EST eALdNFcT No.99984 Reply
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I don't think it's weird at all, I love asses too. The only time when I don't like them is when it gets dirty, unless I'm super horny which I don't mind then.
Nothing strange about it at all, there are far weirder fetishes out there than the old fashioned anal.
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Eugene Gibblechig - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 15:44:36 EST 4WrE03iO No.99987 Reply
Just date a cute trans girl
Nb
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Doris Turveybanks - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 16:26:05 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.100020 Reply
I think I am Gulaanosexual, I like oral sex but I love asses, I love eating a woman's pussy and smelling their asses, if she doesn't want to try anal, I am happy if she lets me fuck her ass crack and ejaculate on her asshole. I like pussy but my last gf was really self conscious about her labia being asymmetrical and she always had problems with lubrication and arousal. I dated a trans boy for a few months but he was like a masculine girl, I don't know if I am bi I don't like male genitals, but he loved it when I played with his ass. I have really bad depression and I never want to have kids even when I have vaginal sex with a condom and birth control I get really anxious. I was abused by my first girlfriend in high school, she forced me to have sex with her and tried to extort money out of me because she new I fantasized about anal with her. I sometimes worry that I like the idea of anal so much because I know I have bad DNA and shouldn't have children. I also feel like it is something someone would do just to please me. I love eating pussy and ass but I feel like women I have been with don't really care about my pleasure and I try my best to fulfil their fantasies. I think its kind of hypocritical for women to cheer gay men at pride parades for having anal sex but then condemning men for wanting anal with women.

Sex Doll

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- Tue, 12 Sep 2017 21:46:31 EST sXZq0ac4 No.99997
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Anybody here have a sex doll? Are they worth it? Share your stories and some pics and whatnot.
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Edward Dubblegold - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:07:09 EST b25KOwaW No.99998 Reply
>>99997
Never thought about one before. That one in your pic must be pretty expensive but god damn I'd fuck it tbh.
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Betsy Nendlesturk - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:26:28 EST JISgJdM/ No.100005 Reply
lmao her face

"the things.. i've... seen..."

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