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- Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:14:44 EST b25KOwaW No.100000
File: 1505272484228.jpg -(328416B / 320.72KB, 1085x462) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 🆂🅿🅾🆁🆃🆂🅲🅷🅰🅽.🅾🆁🅶  GET
Изнaчaльнo прeпaрaт был синтeзирoвaн с цeлью улучшeния крoвoтoкa в миoкaрдe и лeчeния стeнoкaрдии и ишeмичeскoй бoлeзни сeрдцa, oднaкo в 1992 гoду в хoдe клиничeских испытaний былo выявлeнo, чтo влияниe eгo нa сeрдeчный крoвoтoк минимaльнo, oднaкo oн oблaдaeт вырaжeнным влияниeм нa крoвoтoк в oблaсти oргaнoв мaлoгo тaзa (в пoлoвoм члeнe в тoм числe).

Dick don't work, man

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- Sun, 27 Aug 2017 04:03:43 EST 4qNiZS/W No.99945
File: 1503821023405.png -(340492B / 332.51KB, 500x403) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dick don't work, man
>22 yo virgin
>Been with my girlfriend for 7 monthes, both virgin
>Attempt intercourse last night
>Barely got a semi, and came while trying to insert
>Didn't even get it in

I don't get it, it's like my dick is fucking broken. I almost never get fully erect when I'm with her despite being very attracted to her, and I cum fast as fuck. I don't have a very high libido, nor do I masturbate or watch porn a lot nowadays but at least when I'm alone I can get it fully erect.

I'm guessing it's some sort of performence anxiety but I have zero clue as to what I can do. She's supportive and all but just saying have fun and don't sweat it isn't actually going to help since I can't help it.

Up till now we just did lot of foreplay and dry humping and I've gone down on her a good amount of times but even when she gives me a handjob I can barely get it as hard as I can when I masturbate.

What do I do? I just want a normal functioning penis and this piece of shit doesn't even work when I need it.
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Phyllis Subberwell - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 08:33:57 EST oT8eUILc No.99988 Reply
>>99964
The off-brand from India is much cheaper and works well enough. They'll send it w/o a prescription. IMO cialis > viagra, though you'd probably only need a small fragment of a tablet for it to work.

The doses seem to be geared towards someone whose dick doesn't work at all in any situation, so scale down accordingly if you only need a little bit of a helping hand. There can be side effects like headache and stuffy nose with higher amounts. Bear in mind that with some drugs (i.e. stims) it can be surprisingly easy to maintain a boner for longer than would be healthy.

If it helps you out the first couple times maybe you won't need it after due to reduced nerves about the situation. Try not to depend on it if possible.
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Jenny Blytheshaw - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 17:43:45 EST r2T4F6hC No.99996 Reply
>>99966

"and the more that you think it is the worse it'll get"
So fuckin true. 29 here, love to meta game, theory whatever, but if I start thinking of life meta it's fuckin GG for the PP

966 is good guy. Keep at it, forget about the awkwards. Try new activities together. Physical activities, jogging, sports, sparring, can all lead to proper fun together. Now that as a couple you're into sexual stuff, enjoy and allow those urges to carry on when you notice them during other moments together. Don't let your bed be a prison.
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Augustus Buzzwater - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 18:12:43 EST RCXs8K3w No.100243 Reply
>>99966

This guy. Nail on the head. Everyone loves to pretend they're alpha ultra fertile fuckmasters but really it happens to everyone, especially with new partners and especially virgin. I had a lot of sexual encounters, mostly awkward, mostly foreplay, never successfully fucked someone. Not until I ended up with my current partner and having my first 'real' sex at 25. It became obvious why it never worked in the past. As this guy mentioned masturbatory deathgrip is indeed a thing but it goes beyond physical stimulation. By the time we were trying to fuck I'd been habitually fapping for almost a decade and that whole fashion of sexual satisfaction was all I knew. You're alone, you can push all your exact buttons at will, and there's no pressure. Sex loads all these expectations onto you and a very focused and singular method of achieving orgasm. You have to worry about getting yourself off in a way that's new with a new person and worry about her too.

it took me 3 months and her patience and understanding to get there. She also had to help me along by getting my fetishes I was used to involved (when you've spent so long fapping to no normal sex and only fart humiliation you get to a point where you cant fuck without a little ass in your face)

Nowadays 3 years in and it's me with the insatiable appetite and her that's bad at sex. The funny thing is I'm comfortable with this by DPH fapping to keep myself satisfied and whenever we do actually have sex it goes badly because my dick is utterly numb and beaten raw from DPH faps.

In conclusion I think you have to be either full normie or be with someone as fucked up as you are to have a functional sex life forever. And since you're here I doubt you fit the first category. Awkward and wildly variable sexual encounters are our lot in life I'm afraid.

Ambiguity

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- Thu, 31 Aug 2017 16:48:43 EST c2U554GU No.99955
File: 1504212523854.gif -(939787B / 917.76KB, 500x579) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ambiguity
I'm a gay guy. I have a friend who's a straight guy (as far as I know). We've known each other for years and we're weirdly close even though we don't see each other often.

A few months ago he came over to my place to hang out (a rarity). We got pretty drunk, and after a lot of heartfelt conversation we ended up cuddling on my bed (nothing else happened).

A few weeks after that we talked about the "incident". He said he really appreciated me as a friend and didn't feel weird about what happened. We left it at that.

A couple weeks ago I ran into him again while leaving a party. He seemed really excited to see me (he was also really drunk). We had a short conversation but then he had to leave. He kissed me on the neck (I think he was aiming for the cheek but, once again, he was really drunk).

So what am I supposed to do? Should I pursue this? Is he just trying to fuck me out of curiosity? Will this ruin our friendship? I'm pretty confused.
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Hannah Choffinghood - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 18:52:46 EST KpyOWbET No.99958 Reply
Nah, nigga, abandon ship. He wont do anything if he's sober and I am sure his feelings are just out of because he values you and your friendship.

I had, and I express had, hard, because a gay friend of mine did the same thing as you thinking and trying to do. I valued our friendship until he started making passes at me and started cock blocking me whenever I talked to other woman, until I sat him and had the "that" conversation. He took it pretty hard, but it wasn't the same there after.

Dont think too much of this, I am fairly positive he isn't gay and you're going to regret making a move. But, whatever, what the fuck do I know.
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Clara Hirryfuck - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 00:27:11 EST dVTv408w No.99976 Reply
>>99958
>it wasn't the same there after.
It should not have stayed the same. Was it good before? For you, yes, for him, no.
He did good to change the situation.

You're encouraging Walter to nurture a situation that is not beneficial for him.
Because you lost once lost some unearned benefits you had in a similar situation.
Not a good motive for advice.

What's the deal!

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- Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:30:29 EST 8bV2YaQm No.99948
File: 1503898229738.jpg -(3161873B / 3.02MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's the deal!
If I jack off I can't get off but I get off moments after putting I in a vagina...wtf is wrong with me?
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Shitting Pisslehood - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:52:42 EST WEmszGt3 No.99949 Reply
Normal? Somewhat excited? A young man? Not a pornstar or someone in a committed relationship who has sex all of the time and is kind of numb to it?

Men are so insecure, no one cares but you my dude just be polite and eat her puss
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Edward Craffingsitch - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:58:47 EST GXPJkl2F No.99969 Reply
>>99949
CORRECT

With time it gets better. Trust me. I was speedy mccumalot at first- the more I did it, the better I got at it. And I got *really* fucking good at eating chicks out, to their great enjoyment.


Virgin scared to have sex when the opportunity arrives

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- Thu, 08 Jun 2017 00:03:57 EST S+AqeTnV No.99733
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I feel like maybe this is a good place to talk about this. Essentially I am a 27 year old virgin guy and have over the course of the last month, met a girl on a dating site and things have been going well.

Too well in fact you could almost say. Now, even though I'm as old as I am I have pretty much zero experience in dating women and only very recently reached a level of comfort in myself where such a thing is even possible. Our second time meeting in person I slept at her place and we did some lewd thing and she was acting like she wanted to have sex.

Third time we meet I stay over there again, same kinda thing progresses only this time she straight up is telling me she wants to have sex, no just hinting or anything about it. I nervously respond that I like to really get to know someone before I have sex with them. She asked how long and I said until I know them really well. Maybe such behavior gave away that I was a virgin on its own but I did not tell her I was. I am nervous to do so as I feel it's a little embarrassing at my age. I am getting ok with myself that I am quiet to other people about it because it feels like such a mark of my social ineptness.

I guess where I'm going with this is after thinking for way too long, I realize the actual act of sex itself scares me. The chance of getting an STD or a pregnancy happening being two of the main factors. I'm still not sure if I even really want to date this girl either and I feel so indecisive about my feelings for her but that's more a story for qq I suppose. Maybe even this story is.

I know this is a fear most people would have gotten over as teenagers if they even had I'm just now getting to a place where having sex is even something that is really possible. I have also kinda wondered about how soon is it expected if I really do want to follow thru in dating this girl.

Is there any other people who may have felt this way or do feel this way that have any advice? Is it just because I'm not with the right girl possibly?
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Alice Mengerpock - Thu, 08 Jun 2017 19:27:36 EST UgaZyXgx No.99738 Reply
>>99733
i would just say something along the lines of "fyi i haven't done this since i was in my teens and i'm nervous as hell, but let's go." with any luck she'll take the lead a bit, after all you both want to have fun here.

  1. foreplay. important.
  2. awkward happens. don't get hung up on it.
  3. use a condom.
  4. communicate.
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Beatrice Crammerletch - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 15:29:06 EST fA+r/o+R No.99942 Reply
>>99733
Sorry to necro thread but just tell her you are a virgin dude. She will understand probably.
>The chance of getting an STD or a pregnancy happening being two of the main factors
Sex scares me for a lot of reasons but not those reasons. Just wrap your dick you dumb ass. Or make the girl get tested and prove she is on the pill. Sheeshers.

???

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- Sat, 12 Aug 2017 05:42:13 EST PsX0xBeD No.99894
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You guys ever start jerking off then stop because you're touching a dick and that's pretty gay
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James Brigglefuck - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 08:19:04 EST maYLC0U4 No.99927 Reply
>>99905
That's a waste of a perfectly good ball python.

Fappin

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- Sun, 20 Aug 2017 09:16:47 EST IoOyNBM2 No.99920
File: 1503235007572.gif -(3506022B / 3.34MB, 292x322) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fappin
I used to fap for hours on adderal. Ive quit that but miss being able to do that. Is there anuthing else that will help last that long? Booze? Weed? Dietary supps?
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Beatrice Fasslefield - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 12:09:41 EST hXGXnLjt No.99922 Reply
I fap for hours on tryptamine psychedelics all the time. They make me absurdly horny, especially 5-meo-mipt. The only catch is they prevent me from coming, which for me is a plus. It's like nonstop edging without the bother of having to stop, start, adjust your pace, etc. You can just go full blast with a good onahole and ride the pleasure vibes for hours, nonstop.

Exploring sexuality

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- Thu, 10 Aug 2017 15:39:04 EST rr0iKzdn No.99886
File: 1502393944288.jpg -(2981520B / 2.84MB, 3264x2448) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Exploring sexuality
My partner is worried about her low sex drive.

To me it's lovely enough that she does get moderately aroused and very wet, but since she is worried and intrigued, I'd like to hear suggestions about further exploring the sexuality of someone with low sex drive, someone potentially asexual. She has never had an orgasm (like 30% of all women) but wants to feel how it's like.

Advanced foreplay tips? Good toys considering low sensitivity? Etc?
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Hannah Murdshit - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 00:55:40 EST dVTv408w No.99913 Reply
>>99912
Sorry, clicked something by accident, BRING BACK THE DELETE POST FUNCTION, GODDAMNIT. Anyway,

>>Educate yourselves on physiology and the differences between clitoral and vaginal orgasms
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Graham Picklock - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 14:42:39 EST KS3KrywE No.99931 Reply
Women who can come from their vaginas can probably also come from their elbows, there is nothing in there to make you come, it is purely psychological. Not that it isn't real, you can make anything release all those chemicals in your brain, in theory.

Alternatively, vaginal orgasm is just clitoral orgasm, the clit somehow managing to get stimulated on the way.

physically-impaired-porn?

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- Sat, 27 May 2017 03:41:13 EST gBlL8812 No.99696
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I am more than curious about disability-porn.

Can't take my mind of it.
Not found any, though but I am fantasizing about this every day!

Not affected by any disability myself, but I am horny af when imagining some things!

Is it really rare?
Could there be any explaination for this?
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Bender Offender - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:20:40 EST YaM59C5Z No.99778 Reply
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>>99696
Interested!

Anyone knows boards or forums with videos or more pics?

Favorite "little things" about sex

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- Mon, 17 Jul 2017 15:56:12 EST vKySIGFB No.99839
File: 1500321372505.jpg -(34590B / 33.78KB, 900x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Favorite "little things" about sex
>when she's in doggie and you slide your bare penis into her pussyhole which is right down by the asshole and you watch as her vagina grips and welcomes it with warmth

>when she sucks on your finger while you fuck her

>making her cum so hard she can't talk for 20 seconds

>making her moan loudly when she's a very quiet shy, girl

>making out and knowing your going to fuck good so there's no rush or pressure
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Basil Smallson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 10:33:36 EST HhlWXdrs No.99875 Reply
when i put my penis in my wife's vagina
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Archie Smalldock - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 13:06:48 EST TbCEaLyo No.99901 Reply
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>>99839

>>nibbling on her ear while we fuck super fast in missionary
>>when we kiss and my face is covered in juices after I've been eating her out for 30 mins
>>when my partner is willing to give me deep throat for 2 hours til I cum.
Only had one partner that would do the above :,( . It was sooo good, and so passionate.

How to deepthroat

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- Fri, 14 Jul 2017 17:14:57 EST F8QGgPpV No.99822
File: 1500066897682.jpg -(33662B / 32.87KB, 576x416) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to deepthroat
So i've started seeing this girl recently and I really want her to go all the way down on my dick but she cant. She says that she gags very easily and is in experienced... How can I train her to start sucking sick like a vacuum?
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Henry Dobblebury - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 13:35:05 EST e0qBzomd No.99854 Reply
Brushing the back of my tongue didn't help at all. What worked for me was getting a thick soft double dildo and shoving it into my throat repeatedly. Wanting to learn was essential, it can be traumatizing otherwise, and having the opportunity and the tools to do it at my own pace and without judgment helped a lot.

If I had to learn on a real guy, it would've had to be someone I trusted very much, like enough to play asphyxiation games and puke on him and still be safe and respected, who'd be extremely supportive and patient, willing to stand or lie there and get practiced on even if I just kept gagging and crying. Unfortunately, I don't know any such guys. :(
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Eliza Bardshit - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 14:02:19 EST KS3KrywE No.99857 Reply
>>99854
That sounds traumatic, I didn't have to go through that. Maybe you were in more of a rush, it took me about a year of tounge brushing and generally putting the toothbrush back there till my throat stopped freaking out.. never puked or anything like it
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Nicholas Muddlefoot - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 08:09:30 EST ghS4YcjF No.99877 Reply
tell her not to worry, you're hung like a shrew and won't reach past her eyeteeth anyway

swipe right to fill void

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- Sat, 06 May 2017 01:18:20 EST bZO84gEp No.99621
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So I have a personal inquiry that I'd want advice on. I'm 26, American and an attractive male, but ever since I started dating my earlier 20s, I dont think I've had a serious relationship. Almost every date I've gone on with women typically ends with me hooking up with my date whether thats sex, like a week ago or Monday when I brought a girl home from an okay tinder date and ended up eating out her out in my bedroom until she came and called an uber after an hour or s of cuddling/making out Ended up going on a second date with her Wednesday and she wanted to hold hands and kiss. I was okay with it but idk, felt like there was something lacking. To go back to my original point I guess it always feels like people I do end up meeting and vining with, sex or not always give me the response of not looking for anything serious or something rather.

How do I get out of this cycle? The longest I've been with a chick so far is 3 months and even then we're just 'friends' who smoke and fuck. I doubt things will work out with me and this chick I've talked to since february due to moving and distance implied but how do I move beyond being a one night stand or fuck buddies in the future?

Is any other relationship type worth it at this point?

Stop using okc and tinder?

Feels like these women want all the affection but none of the strings honestly. Go with the flow? Go abstinent? Fuck.
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Eliza Dombleham - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 16:47:16 EST vKySIGFB No.99841 Reply
I actually have this exact problem. I'm 21 and never have had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies for about a month, hookups, and one night stands

I literally don't know how to into gf
And what is having a girlfriend like? What do you do when you aren't fucking? I mean I've gone to dinner with girls and stuff but there's never been the "meat" where I really really really enjoy spending time with that person where just being with that person makes me happy, though that's what I'm longing for...
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Eliza Bardshit - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 14:22:03 EST KS3KrywE No.99859 Reply
>>99841
It is like having a friend who you enjoy touching. You watch tv together and she puts her legs up on your lap. You read books while leaning on each other. You go to the park and you complain about how you hate the world and she gives you a packet sandwich. You go to the cinema and do not make out because fuck that cost 8 dollars and you can make out anywhere
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Oliver Cushshaw - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 19:24:20 EST kAYaJLjI No.99864 Reply
>>99621
tinder is obviously advertised as being for hookups and not serious relationships. i don't understand how anyone could be so stupid as to expect a serious relationship from tinder. otoh i fucked my girl on the first date and we're still together after four years. but we met in person like real human beings

How long did it take you to cure death grip?

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- Tue, 11 Jul 2017 15:28:07 EST GsorfEIe No.99813
File: 1499801287667.jpg -(84078B / 82.11KB, 701x396) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How long did it take you to cure death grip?
I'm coming up on almost 4 weeks of no fap/porn viewing after finally accepting I've had terrible death grip syndrome for the past few years. How long would you recommend abstaining from masturbating/watching porn all together? Should I also abstain from sex? Any advice would be nice!
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Martha Turveyfoot - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 09:38:30 EST 4Zqr/h6C No.99844 Reply
...But why? Why are some people forcing themselves against masturbation? If you feel the need then jerk off, if you don't, then don't. The only thing you're doing is fucking up your balls, you have to keep your hormones in balance if your body asks you to, just like eating or pissing. Unless you have chronic masturbation illness, then gradually
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Chadwick Bandersnatch - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 03:35:06 EST GJTBJXuo No.99852 Reply
>>99844
Not OP but some people just need to work extra to curtail their vices. Some people are inclined to smoke too much, and need to exercise extra self-control to avoid getting high every day and becoming unproductive. Same thing with drinking, same thing with jacking off, same thing with eating fucking sugary junk food that triggers your pleasure receptors quickly. I personally admit to struggling with two out of these four things.
No bump because I haven't managed to go a single day of nofap yet and have no relevant advice for OP.
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Oliver Cushshaw - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 19:21:38 EST kAYaJLjI No.99863 Reply
>>99813
you don't cure death grip by not masturbating, that's like correcting bad running form by not running. you have to learn to jerk off without squeezing your dick so hard unless you're never going to masturbate again

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