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Holding your genitals when sick (with the flu etc)

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 16:39:58 EST e9wcGr+Y No.100063
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Am I the only one who fondles his genitals when sick?

Caught the flu
and I do this everytime when I am sick with fever.

I like to fondle my genitals.
Too sick to orgasm, but I like to just hold my balls and my dick with my hands while lying down in my bed.

Do women do this too?

Preferences: Solo vs partner

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 17:44:54 EST PnhjQ/9o No.100064
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Do you masturbate to the same qualities that you find attractive in a partner?

Like for example, I basically only masturbate to huge tittied hairless girls. But in real life, I prefer girls a thick ass, a hairy pussy, and medium breasts.

Is this common?
Shitting Turveyridge - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 06:17:56 EST aGBwdIiV No.100065 Reply
I've never thought about that. I don't really have a preference of girls, I like all kinds of girls as long as they're not too ugly. Thick, slim, short, tall, hairy, shaved, big titted, flat chested, penis, vagina, you name it. But I jerk off to women I deem perfect, porn isn't same as partners.
George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:20:44 EST zM5LnxwQ No.100074 Reply
and what is perfect then?

I watch women, I date men.

Dick not working

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- Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:55:03 EST Vkgl7Zap No.100051
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I'm a 22 year old male with a healthy life and once in a blue moon my dick will just magically not fucking work. Even if my brain is saying YES my dick is like "Dehhhhh." There's nothing more humiliating as a man than having your erection take a vacation at the worst possible time and there's nothing you can do about it. It is so embarrassing that whenever it does HAPPEN I often want to cry alone as a grown ass man. Not to mention the female things you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when non of the above are true.

Tl;dr, make me fail better and post dick failure stories so I don't fucking kill myself.
Ian Serrybanks - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 19:53:58 EST 8ok+KgnP No.100061 Reply
hey you posted in my thread so

>the female thinks you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when none of the above are true

That last one is most likely true. you might not feel super nervous but the reason your dick won't work is because you're over thinking the situation and doubting yourself. I've had a few days to reflect on my situation and decided I just need to try again in a less frantic or unexpected scenario, also like another guy said try talking about it, so instead of apologising and giving up try saying 'why don't we try X?'

i wish you luck, I guess the key here is don't panic and give up because it won't go up, just try some foreplay and relax

low sex drive

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- Wed, 20 Sep 2017 10:02:25 EST 8ok+KgnP No.100029
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so I'll keep the /qq/ part short, basically the love of my life (lol) recently came home from uni for a weekend and after a few drinks broke down crying and confessed her love for me. whether or not she was being totally genuine/whether i should pursue a relationship is another issue, the problem here is that later on i found myself in her house fumbling around nervous as fuck unable to get an erection while she begged me to fuck her and having to say 'sorry, i want to but i'm too drunk + a nervous wreck'

now while i was VERY drunk and nerves played a big part in my failure because i never get laid let alone with the girl of my dreams, i feel like there's also an underlying issue of low sex drive or low testosterone making me to much of a pussy to get my damn dick wet. what are some things i can do to give me more of a drive and natural confidence?

i'm trying
>no porn
>only masturbating when horny as fuck

is there anything i should be eating? supplements etc? things to avoid?

regardless of whether this thing works out for me, i want to have the drive and confidence to get laid at some point in my lonely life lol
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Matilda Gemmersut - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 19:38:08 EST UganRmo5 No.100050 Reply

Giving head pretty much always always always means sucking dick. Only in rare circumstances where it has already been acknowledged that you are referring to giving head as licking pussy is it socially acceptable, where I live, to say giving head.

Eating pussy has always been, eating out, eating a girl out, or eating pussy. The first time I heard somebody use giving head to refer to eating pussy I was like, "wtf?"
Martin Brookham - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:58:06 EST Vkgl7Zap No.100052 Reply
OP I literally just posted a related thread, but my issue is not very common for me. (I mean, at least I hope it stays that way... o_o) Fuck man, maybe it's the deadly male 20's... Men lose it and women become sex crazy.

(up the butt = best) = problem?

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- Thu, 10 Aug 2017 21:45:10 EST fga74s10 No.99889
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I'm a dude and and for the most part straight(I could bang a dude but couldn't hold a relationship with one), but I enjoy getting fucked/any kind of butt stuff more than actually using my dick and fucking.
I don't think it always physically feels better than normal sex/jerking off, but the psychological act/feeling of submission on top of the fact that I do enjoy it A LOT means that I would quite reliably choose it over normal sex every time.
I'm a fairly effeminate guy and I feel like I've been very lucky with the girls I've been with as its not been a problem yet, but I've been single for a while now so the insecurity about this kind of stuff is creeping back

I suppose it seems odd to do an "is it normal" thread about this because I know its not normal per se, but i guess i'm just asking if this is something people think is fucked up or if I'm worrying about it too much? although I imagine the answer will probably lay somewhere in between
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test gfgdf - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:59:01 EST KhHz0+dH No.100007 Reply
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Only been peggerd by some 9" strapon, my cousin mentioned hat gy ho mastubated on webcam. Started a talk with him and my gf just said "wow, he gonnadominate you so hard", Sadly all we did was was doing handjobs, sucking, sharingg(gf if alot more "fuck him you got the bigger cock". I kinda hope I find a new one soon
Hedda Grandspear - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:25:06 EST /arPx6cO No.100034 Reply
It is normal but you aren't completely heterosexual if you want to get penetrated by a dick.

Do girl like their asses smelt?

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- Thu, 15 Jun 2017 01:06:23 EST Omz8XrMS No.99760
File: 1497503183961.jpg -(529401B / 516.99KB, 900x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do girl like their asses smelt?
I have this fetish since teenager, i see some girls and i wish i coul smell their asses, imagining a facesit turn me on a lot... but does that turn on girls also?
Betsy Bovingville - Tue, 20 Jun 2017 16:11:59 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.99764 Reply
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This is a big fetish for me also, if you can help the girl feel confident about her ass it can be a turn on for them too if you are sweet with them, letting them know you appreciate and admire their entire body. Start off by just complementing their butt, see if they will shake it for you or twerk. If you like eating pussy girls love that. If they like that ask if they are comfortable with sitting on your face, while you lick them. Tell them the pussy tastes and smell good that everything about them is nice and sweet. They may ask if you want to smell their ass too. Just communicate with your partner(s). If they are understanding express to them why you want to smell their ass.
Augustus Bucklesetch - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 15:38:28 EST RQ1yKxt/ No.99768 Reply
Guy who loves sniffing girl's asses here. Definitely what
>>99764 said, start off slow. Don't just pitch sniffing a girl's ass right off the bat, it's a hard sell especially if they aren't very kinky. Face sitting is ultimately pretty degrading for whoever is getting sat on and a lot of women don't typically take the dominant role very often in my experience. I wouldn't even say, "Hey can I sniff your butthole?", just get them comfortable enough with you to sit on your face and then sniff away.
Frederick Borryfoot - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:55:53 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.100003 Reply
Its interesting, I don't really think of a girl face sitting me as being demeaning or her dominating, Women are generally mean to me in daily life so when I find one that likes me I prefer her to be sweet and accommodating, roleplay letting me command her to spread her cheeks for me
Is it rare for guys who like sub women to enjoy face sitting? I love ordering a girl to squat on me while we 69.


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- Thu, 14 Sep 2017 21:47:21 EST BWjjtyn5 No.100012
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is a guy eating out a chick while another guy fucks her?
Fucking Tootcocke - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 06:36:07 EST 94kNv03r No.100018 Reply
People like you worrying about such "gay" stuff should just take it up their ass, finally make sure they're gay and call it a day.
>on a scale of 0 to 10 how gay it is to watch men eating sandwiches while driving to work?
This is how you sound.
Just fucking do whatever makes you nice you poser scum.


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- Thu, 07 Sep 2017 11:00:08 EST OUfYhufU No.99983
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Guys, I'm addicted to ass.

Love fucking girls in the ass.

However, it's to the point that it's the only thing I want, and I feel really fucking weird about it. I mean, I can cum from pussy, but I always just want her ass. Been like this for.. over a decade now.

Never tried a guy, but I know I'm not physically attracted to them.

Part power game, part trust game, part wrong/dirty/filthy, part anti-catholicism.

Shit turns me on like no other.

So is this weird or what? Because I feel weird. Am I alone on this board?
Martin Hunninghene - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 11:06:26 EST eALdNFcT No.99984 Reply
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I don't think it's weird at all, I love asses too. The only time when I don't like them is when it gets dirty, unless I'm super horny which I don't mind then.
Nothing strange about it at all, there are far weirder fetishes out there than the old fashioned anal.
Eugene Gibblechig - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 15:44:36 EST 4WrE03iO No.99987 Reply
Just date a cute trans girl
Doris Turveybanks - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 16:26:05 EST Tg2Mtxgc No.100020 Reply
I think I am Gulaanosexual, I like oral sex but I love asses, I love eating a woman's pussy and smelling their asses, if she doesn't want to try anal, I am happy if she lets me fuck her ass crack and ejaculate on her asshole. I like pussy but my last gf was really self conscious about her labia being asymmetrical and she always had problems with lubrication and arousal. I dated a trans boy for a few months but he was like a masculine girl, I don't know if I am bi I don't like male genitals, but he loved it when I played with his ass. I have really bad depression and I never want to have kids even when I have vaginal sex with a condom and birth control I get really anxious. I was abused by my first girlfriend in high school, she forced me to have sex with her and tried to extort money out of me because she new I fantasized about anal with her. I sometimes worry that I like the idea of anal so much because I know I have bad DNA and shouldn't have children. I also feel like it is something someone would do just to please me. I love eating pussy and ass but I feel like women I have been with don't really care about my pleasure and I try my best to fulfil their fantasies. I think its kind of hypocritical for women to cheer gay men at pride parades for having anal sex but then condemning men for wanting anal with women.

Sex Doll

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- Tue, 12 Sep 2017 21:46:31 EST sXZq0ac4 No.99997
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Anybody here have a sex doll? Are they worth it? Share your stories and some pics and whatnot.
Edward Dubblegold - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:07:09 EST b25KOwaW No.99998 Reply
Never thought about one before. That one in your pic must be pretty expensive but god damn I'd fuck it tbh.
Betsy Nendlesturk - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:26:28 EST JISgJdM/ No.100005 Reply
lmao her face

"the things.. i've... seen..."


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- Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:14:44 EST b25KOwaW No.100000
File: 1505272484228.jpg -(328416B / 320.72KB, 1085x462) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 🆂🅿🅾🆁🆃🆂🅲🅷🅰🅽.🅾🆁🅶  GET
Изнaчaльнo прeпaрaт был синтeзирoвaн с цeлью улучшeния крoвoтoкa в миoкaрдe и лeчeния стeнoкaрдии и ишeмичeскoй бoлeзни сeрдцa, oднaкo в 1992 гoду в хoдe клиничeских испытaний былo выявлeнo, чтo влияниe eгo нa сeрдeчный крoвoтoк минимaльнo, oднaкo oн oблaдaeт вырaжeнным влияниeм нa крoвoтoк в oблaсти oргaнoв мaлoгo тaзa (в пoлoвoм члeнe в тoм числe).

Dick don't work, man

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- Sun, 27 Aug 2017 04:03:43 EST 4qNiZS/W No.99945
File: 1503821023405.png -(340492B / 332.51KB, 500x403) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dick don't work, man
>22 yo virgin
>Been with my girlfriend for 7 monthes, both virgin
>Attempt intercourse last night
>Barely got a semi, and came while trying to insert
>Didn't even get it in

I don't get it, it's like my dick is fucking broken. I almost never get fully erect when I'm with her despite being very attracted to her, and I cum fast as fuck. I don't have a very high libido, nor do I masturbate or watch porn a lot nowadays but at least when I'm alone I can get it fully erect.

I'm guessing it's some sort of performence anxiety but I have zero clue as to what I can do. She's supportive and all but just saying have fun and don't sweat it isn't actually going to help since I can't help it.

Up till now we just did lot of foreplay and dry humping and I've gone down on her a good amount of times but even when she gives me a handjob I can barely get it as hard as I can when I masturbate.

What do I do? I just want a normal functioning penis and this piece of shit doesn't even work when I need it.
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Phyllis Subberwell - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 08:33:57 EST oT8eUILc No.99988 Reply
The off-brand from India is much cheaper and works well enough. They'll send it w/o a prescription. IMO cialis > viagra, though you'd probably only need a small fragment of a tablet for it to work.

The doses seem to be geared towards someone whose dick doesn't work at all in any situation, so scale down accordingly if you only need a little bit of a helping hand. There can be side effects like headache and stuffy nose with higher amounts. Bear in mind that with some drugs (i.e. stims) it can be surprisingly easy to maintain a boner for longer than would be healthy.

If it helps you out the first couple times maybe you won't need it after due to reduced nerves about the situation. Try not to depend on it if possible.
Jenny Blytheshaw - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 17:43:45 EST r2T4F6hC No.99996 Reply

"and the more that you think it is the worse it'll get"
So fuckin true. 29 here, love to meta game, theory whatever, but if I start thinking of life meta it's fuckin GG for the PP

966 is good guy. Keep at it, forget about the awkwards. Try new activities together. Physical activities, jogging, sports, sparring, can all lead to proper fun together. Now that as a couple you're into sexual stuff, enjoy and allow those urges to carry on when you notice them during other moments together. Don't let your bed be a prison.
Augustus Buzzwater - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 18:12:43 EST RCXs8K3w No.100243 Reply

This guy. Nail on the head. Everyone loves to pretend they're alpha ultra fertile fuckmasters but really it happens to everyone, especially with new partners and especially virgin. I had a lot of sexual encounters, mostly awkward, mostly foreplay, never successfully fucked someone. Not until I ended up with my current partner and having my first 'real' sex at 25. It became obvious why it never worked in the past. As this guy mentioned masturbatory deathgrip is indeed a thing but it goes beyond physical stimulation. By the time we were trying to fuck I'd been habitually fapping for almost a decade and that whole fashion of sexual satisfaction was all I knew. You're alone, you can push all your exact buttons at will, and there's no pressure. Sex loads all these expectations onto you and a very focused and singular method of achieving orgasm. You have to worry about getting yourself off in a way that's new with a new person and worry about her too.

it took me 3 months and her patience and understanding to get there. She also had to help me along by getting my fetishes I was used to involved (when you've spent so long fapping to no normal sex and only fart humiliation you get to a point where you cant fuck without a little ass in your face)

Nowadays 3 years in and it's me with the insatiable appetite and her that's bad at sex. The funny thing is I'm comfortable with this by DPH fapping to keep myself satisfied and whenever we do actually have sex it goes badly because my dick is utterly numb and beaten raw from DPH faps.

In conclusion I think you have to be either full normie or be with someone as fucked up as you are to have a functional sex life forever. And since you're here I doubt you fit the first category. Awkward and wildly variable sexual encounters are our lot in life I'm afraid.


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- Thu, 31 Aug 2017 16:48:43 EST c2U554GU No.99955
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I'm a gay guy. I have a friend who's a straight guy (as far as I know). We've known each other for years and we're weirdly close even though we don't see each other often.

A few months ago he came over to my place to hang out (a rarity). We got pretty drunk, and after a lot of heartfelt conversation we ended up cuddling on my bed (nothing else happened).

A few weeks after that we talked about the "incident". He said he really appreciated me as a friend and didn't feel weird about what happened. We left it at that.

A couple weeks ago I ran into him again while leaving a party. He seemed really excited to see me (he was also really drunk). We had a short conversation but then he had to leave. He kissed me on the neck (I think he was aiming for the cheek but, once again, he was really drunk).

So what am I supposed to do? Should I pursue this? Is he just trying to fuck me out of curiosity? Will this ruin our friendship? I'm pretty confused.
Hannah Choffinghood - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 18:52:46 EST KpyOWbET No.99958 Reply
Nah, nigga, abandon ship. He wont do anything if he's sober and I am sure his feelings are just out of because he values you and your friendship.

I had, and I express had, hard, because a gay friend of mine did the same thing as you thinking and trying to do. I valued our friendship until he started making passes at me and started cock blocking me whenever I talked to other woman, until I sat him and had the "that" conversation. He took it pretty hard, but it wasn't the same there after.

Dont think too much of this, I am fairly positive he isn't gay and you're going to regret making a move. But, whatever, what the fuck do I know.
Clara Hirryfuck - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 00:27:11 EST dVTv408w No.99976 Reply
>it wasn't the same there after.
It should not have stayed the same. Was it good before? For you, yes, for him, no.
He did good to change the situation.

You're encouraging Walter to nurture a situation that is not beneficial for him.
Because you lost once lost some unearned benefits you had in a similar situation.
Not a good motive for advice.

What's the deal!

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- Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:30:29 EST 8bV2YaQm No.99948
File: 1503898229738.jpg -(3161873B / 3.02MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's the deal!
If I jack off I can't get off but I get off moments after putting I in a vagina...wtf is wrong with me?
Shitting Pisslehood - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:52:42 EST WEmszGt3 No.99949 Reply
Normal? Somewhat excited? A young man? Not a pornstar or someone in a committed relationship who has sex all of the time and is kind of numb to it?

Men are so insecure, no one cares but you my dude just be polite and eat her puss
Edward Craffingsitch - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:58:47 EST GXPJkl2F No.99969 Reply

With time it gets better. Trust me. I was speedy mccumalot at first- the more I did it, the better I got at it. And I got *really* fucking good at eating chicks out, to their great enjoyment.

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