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polemic polls

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- Fri, 28 Apr 2017 21:52:21 EST mkal/EhM No.99587
File: 1493430741264.jpg -(28570B / 27.90KB, 500x463) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. polemic polls
I wanna know how /sd/ thinks about the polemic sexual topics:

What should the age of consent be in your opinion? http://www.strawpoll.me/12853683
Are you gay if you want to fuck traps? http://www.strawpoll.me/12853696
Are you a pedo if you like loli and/or shota? http://www.strawpoll.me/12853691
Can animals consent to sex? http://www.strawpoll.me/12853708
Is homosexuality a choice? http://www.strawpoll.me/12853739
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Ernest Fadgehall - Sat, 13 May 2017 10:56:42 EST liHwCr+0 No.99660 Reply
  • No age of consent. It's a parent's responsibility to gradually and safely expose their kids to things and teach them coping skills and proficiency. Sex should be no different.
  • Not necessarily
  • Not necessarily
  • Not legally
  • Not intentionally
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Thomas Nicklewater - Tue, 16 May 2017 16:35:34 EST eIETGuWO No.99673 Reply
>>99587
>Can animals consent to sex?
I think that depends on the animal, some are more self aware than others. I can't reach a general conclusion on it.
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Isabella Brunderfuck - Fri, 19 May 2017 02:08:43 EST CdY4g2+l No.99679 Reply
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Sexuality is a spectrum and really traps are probably like the most heterosexual way to fuck another man
Liking loli/shota is a matter of reality/fiction separation. I know a lot of people have issues separating but if you don't do anything actually harmful who cares.
I believe some animals totally can, but that's just because dogs seem so excited and dolphins go out of their way to fuck us.
Homosexuality is partial choice partial mental makeup i think

Stories of bounceback?

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- Mon, 15 May 2017 21:57:53 EST PnhjQ/9o No.99672
File: 1494899873766.jpg -(198816B / 194.16KB, 500x445) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Stories of bounceback?
How much does jacking it less help with staying hard once you've been at it for awhile?

I was one of those former kids that got put on Adderall too young and have spent a few years now doing stims and being addicted to masturbating. And now, while I can still get hard, It's a sincere effort to have a really quality erection for more than a few minutes.

So I wanted to ask for feedback from people who had similar experiences for advice on recovery? How much did you have to cut back to become normative again? I've already had good success from taking vitamin d supplements, any other good advice?
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Barnaby Shakefuck - Thu, 18 May 2017 14:53:53 EST RYQE/RYC No.99677 Reply
>>99672

Try herbs like horny goat weed and longjack.

Girlfriend wants sum fuk I don't what do

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- Sat, 13 May 2017 10:13:32 EST DLtdphzE No.99657
File: 1494684812578.jpg -(4440B / 4.34KB, 184x184) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Girlfriend wants sum fuk I don't what do
Me and my girlfriend had lots of sex when we started dating a few years ago, then a semi-dry spell followed when I was horny, she wasn't. Eventually I stopped being horny as well. This period of rare sex lasted for a couple of years. Now my girlfriend got a stable job that makes her feel safe, and she keeps wanting sex, while I still don't. Whenever we fuck I keep thinking up ways to sperg out during sex and then have to keep myself from laughing. I can't take sex seriously anymore, I can't take porn seriously anymore, I can't take fapping to imaginary crap seriously anymore unless there's a massive fantasy power imbalance which I just can't bring into real life. What do?
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Shit Blablingway - Sun, 14 May 2017 10:56:23 EST VEXwlfFI No.99664 Reply
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>>99657

>massive fantasy power imbalance

Tell me more jokester
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Charles Blipperdock - Mon, 15 May 2017 05:39:05 EST DLtdphzE No.99669 Reply
>>99661
Could be. Should check it out.

>>99662
I doubt it's Coolidge and I don't wanna cheat.

>>99664
I dunno, like being a tentacle demon From Beyond TM and fucking all her orifices with heroin-secreting ribbed tentacles while telepathically mindfucking her? That sort of thing. A simple dick is not enough.
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Lillian Chunnerstone - Mon, 15 May 2017 17:19:23 EST 3Ocn0Q5c No.99670 Reply
>>99669

>I dunno, like being a tentacle demon From Beyond TM and fucking all her orifices with heroin-secreting ribbed tentacles while telepathically mindfucking her? That sort of thing. A simple dick is not enough.

Have u tried mutual masturbation to tentacle porn or sex in a vat of jello or perhaps learning hypnosis and hypnotizing her to sex you there's an idea

Child paintings

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- Mon, 01 May 2017 16:14:01 EST mkal/EhM No.99604
File: 1493669641760.jpg -(185418B / 181.07KB, 1021x1432) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Child paintings
Should super realistic paintings of children in sexual acts or poses be considered child porn? I mean, real children were often used as models for the paintings.

Asexuality and Sex Appeal

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- Wed, 19 Apr 2017 02:13:58 EST /pVCpj4o No.99549
File: 1492582438072.jpg -(73645B / 71.92KB, 658x743) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Asexuality and Sex Appeal
Would an asexual person feel attraction to features such as tits or ass? It's just sex they don't want, no?
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Shitting Hongerridge - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 23:26:11 EST b0uqe0+a No.99556 Reply
I've met plenty of asexual people, its really not that crazy of an idea. I'd say more of a lifestyle (be it choice or not) that people just get used to.
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Samuel Bangernad - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:19:58 EST liHwCr+0 No.99594 Reply
>>99549
It depends on the asexual person in question.
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:40:41 EST WU21h0az No.99667 Reply
>>99549
As a beautiful form yes especially faces. But the biggest part of the appeal of say an ass or tits is the sexual attraction part. and yes there are people with an extremely low libido without a doubt which is what asexuality is. I'm at least 90% hetero and yet I can appreciate a beautiful male body even if it doesn't cause me any arousal.

Identify fetish.

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- Mon, 08 May 2017 09:30:08 EST Yxrmvmv6 No.99635
File: 1494250208712.jpg -(127581B / 124.59KB, 579x567) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Identify fetish.
Hello!

There is a turn on I am wondering if there is a fetish - ish name for.
Having sex with one person and thinking about someone entirely different.
And even if you have sex with that entirely different person, you still get turned on by thinking about somebody else.

Is there a name for it?

(Picture unrelated)
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Phyllis Pankinson - Wed, 24 May 2017 17:22:44 EST hk2SFpV1 No.99692 Reply
I think this is just called 'the grass is always greener on the other side.'
I could see this developing, but the reality is it would make you always be an asshole to everyone you ever fucked.

how to be the leader?

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- Thu, 20 Apr 2017 11:36:05 EST xX5obDOM No.99558
File: 1492702565908.jpg -(13728B / 13.41KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. how to be the leader?
so i like my coworker but he seems like a sexual brickwall. like being cute and nice to him isnt going to be enough to get him into bed. so i have to do all the leading which ive never done before. what are some ways i can slowly win him over without scaring him off? also he may be a 40 year old virgin lol even my other coworker has that vibe about him
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:46:44 EST s63MH99F No.99637 Reply
>>99558
> "Hey Anon! Close your eyes plz" kiss his lips or grab his dick
> Next him and have sex with a man
choose one
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Jarvis Fasslenatch - Tue, 09 May 2017 05:02:49 EST xev7E4Wk No.99639 Reply
>>99558
Two weeks ago, I would've thought you were talking about me. However, one of my coworkers got through to me and now we're screwing like bunnies and she's already hinting at marriage. So maybe I can help you.

She had flirted with me for a while. Touching and rubbing my arm during a conversation, talking about getting together for coffee, telling me she would be alone over a long weekend. I wasn't oblivious about her actions, I just didn't see it going anywhere since I lacked experience in how relationships started, didn't have the confidence to take a chance and felt comfortable and safe in my isolation.

She got me to commit to asking her out for coffee sometime. This was right before the long weekend I mentioned previously. I felt like I had a promise to keep, so I called her to ask her out. I intended to just get coffee (we virgins tend to take things very literally), but found a live band playing at a pub she recommended, which turned it into an evening date. She requested I pick her up and drop her off since she didn't like driving in the dark.

We never had coffee, drinking light beers / cider instead, and shared a platter of finger foods. She's a talker, and kept the conversation going all evening, with the occasional contribution from me. She got close and into my personal space - sitting face-to-face on a bench with knees touching, leaning close, really got my attention.

When I dropped her off, she invited me in for coffee. We talked late into the night, and when I finally left I kissed her goodbye. A long, intense hug from her before I got into my car convinced me to ask her if I could spend the night. She agreed, and gently guided me the rest of the evening, taking care never to push me but not letting me back out easily either. I wasn't ready to make any kind of commitment and told her so, she was ok with that. The rest has been a natural progression.

OP, I suggest you take it one tiny step at a time with your coworker. Offer an opportunity and let him take a step. If the steps are small enough and he's interested, he'll go where you want him to. Once the ice is broken with sex, his confidence will grow and he'll start to believe that there's hope for him too and he'll start to take some initiative.
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:26:36 EST WU21h0az No.99665 Reply
>>99558
ITT sexy icebergers meet normal chicks oblivious to the enthusiastic side of the moon

some penis-sheat

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- Sat, 13 May 2017 17:52:16 EST uTEcHCjX No.99663
File: 1494712336433.png -(600240B / 586.17KB, 744x749) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. some penis-sheat
  1. what happens when you get an erection in this?
  2. why am I aroused by this?
  3. whats the name for this thing?
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Thomas Shittingstone - Wed, 17 May 2017 19:35:27 EST /n8x5TJh No.99674 Reply
its to collect piss for people who cant control their bladders

When your grilfriend is "asexual"

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- Sun, 07 May 2017 03:59:12 EST 5li4sIuT No.99631
File: 1494143952320.jpg -(84056B / 82.09KB, 640x920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. When your grilfriend is "asexual"
What would you do?

Isn't this a slap in the face?
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Clara Goodlock - Sun, 07 May 2017 13:12:58 EST jhvfOtES No.99634 Reply
Maybe it makes me an asshole, but I think a securely asexual person should be ok with their non-asexual partner fulfilling his/her sexual needs with someone else. Ideally, asexual people will couple with one another, but everyone knows feelings don't always work out ideally and compromises usually need to be made.
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:49:40 EST s63MH99F No.99638 Reply
>>99631
She isn't asexual, she doesn't want you.
> asking for sex
> having an "asexual" gf
wtf is wrong with you?
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 09:38:09 EST mfzu8SJC No.99656 Reply
>>99631

Asexual is just another word for diminished libido and is an indication of a physical health issue, possibly depression but many other things can cause diminished libido.

# of sexual partners

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2015 18:03:30 EST l8c3DqOO No.93090
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Mine is 4 whats yours? Male

Also tell me your gender
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Phineas Dendlefirk - Wed, 10 May 2017 04:21:08 EST Ju+f7H+6 No.99644 Reply
>>99642
Guys generally have low standards for casual sex so very attractive ones can just fuck new girls all the time.
This is detrimental for men and women since the natural choice for everyone is to pick the one you're most attracted to if several people want to be with you which causes women to just get casual sex with the most attractive guy instead of a relationship with a guy in her own league even if she'd rather have real relationships than just casual sex.
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 10:22:13 EST XzjG1Lkn No.99645 Reply
Male, 4 partners, 26 years of aging.

I lost my virginity at age 18 then had no sex for 7 years went to a mental ward and started getting it in again.

I have 4 now but anticipate like 5 more.
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 07:55:43 EST mfzu8SJC No.99655 Reply
>>99645

5 more in life I mean.

I'm not very ambitious.

Weird Sex

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- Sat, 06 May 2017 03:29:48 EST 5hJShYTU No.99622
File: 1494055788911.jpg -(52397B / 51.17KB, 583x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Weird Sex
So I have this girlfriend and I'm her first. We've been together for a while but I'm posted at a different town for three months, and it's the first time we've spent time away from each other for a long time.

She's always mentioned how she's open to anything, but was pushing that as soon as I come back, I'm off work for a month, as is she, so we're just probably going to fuck all the time. She's asked me to do whatever I want to her when I get back and she'll be open to it.

We've been pretty vanilla lately, but I've been slightly fingering her ass during sex and she seems to be in to that. I proposed adding another girl as long as she's in to that as well and she said she'd try to find someone. Is their any suggestions I should be thinking about? Those were the biggest kind of "fantasies"I could think of. She called me really vanilla after it so I think she was hoping that I'd say some more risque stuff, but I didn't want to scare her saying something really weird.
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Oliver Bunfuck - Sat, 06 May 2017 04:55:39 EST 5pzIvUpK No.99623 Reply
>>99622
she just needs to cum so weirder shit seems ok
just give her the d
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Ian Divingbanks - Fri, 12 May 2017 14:25:12 EST vCZ2nawx No.99653 Reply
Footplay is pretty accessible as far as kinky shit goes. Watersports might be fun, or diapers.
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Lillian Sigglelock - Fri, 12 May 2017 18:00:38 EST d4WsaeqI No.99654 Reply
>>99622
Clearly she has something specific in mind. Just ask her what she wants!

"You should come over, no one will be home"

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- Wed, 10 May 2017 16:08:18 EST r5qCGAJP No.99646
File: 1494446898700.png -(163193B / 159.37KB, 363x363) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. "You should come over, no one will be home"
>ok so there's this girl
>we've known each other for like 8 years
>strictly platonic, nothing romantic/physical
>over the years though, little bits of sexual tension and flirtatiousness here and there
>one day straight up tells me she's attracted to me
>can't do anything about it, she's dating this other guy
>such is life, I'm not all that busted up over it
>so we're hanging out two weeks ago
>she tells me to come over again specifically after a certain date because bf will be gone and she'll have the house to herself for like a month
>mfw

so is she DTF or am i reading way too fuckin far into what is most likely a regular hangout invite?


apologies if off-topic
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 16:23:04 EST XzjG1Lkn No.99647 Reply
>>99646

She's DTF if you don't fuck it up like the awkward sasquatch missing link piece of shit you are.
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Sidney Lightforth - Wed, 10 May 2017 23:18:13 EST FyJYFT2m No.99648 Reply
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>>99646
seems likely. an old roommate told me something super true which could be related.
it's never in the bag until its in the bag. if you show up, and the vibes aren't right, that's just the way it is. it does seem as though she wants your organs.

So this lady

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- Fri, 05 May 2017 16:20:47 EST C8E6MU+W No.99615
File: 1494015647652.jpg -(16517B / 16.13KB, 155x250) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So this lady
is coming to my house tomorrow and we most likely will get to fuckn

we met in the psych ward both completely nuts we take meds

anyway in the ward i talked about being tied up and she said it turned her on like a faucet of cum flowing from her pussy.

but later she said she had no desire for this.

I attribute herchange of desire to her fickle nature and mental illness as I, too, am a fickle man but what are some ways i can convince her to tie me up without being too obvious about it, i need subtlety.
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Hugh Begglecheg - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:25:59 EST kAYaJLjI No.99617 Reply
>>99615
i don't know just try some random stuff and don't get too attached to the idea because crazy people say things they don't mean sometimes. if she doesn't bite it's not worth pushing it considering the circumstances.

imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness
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Frederick Lightson - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:37:01 EST 4SF5KrAF No.99620 Reply
>>99617

>imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness

mm good point thanks,

Hooker or Escort

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- Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:48:38 EST GkJyaGGQ No.99595
File: 1493534918144.jpg -(39623B / 38.69KB, 333x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hooker or Escort
I wanted to know what do you recommend: a hooker or an escort

I don't know why but I've been longing for salivate all over a girl and eating her from head to her feet.

I suppose the escort it's the answer but I know nothing of sexual workers.

I can spend only 140 dollars on one bitch. So... I've been wanting to drink dxm or take acid before going to.

Any recommendations, advice will get you positive karma for life...
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Frederick Sinningbene - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 16:38:33 EST mZcoQx/S No.99600 Reply
>>99599

And by desperate I usually mean single mothers that don't got two nickles to rub together, and the whole thing usually bums me out in the end.
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Nell Smallway - Thu, 04 May 2017 07:31:51 EST DajCv22q No.99612 Reply
I do sex work for a living, and I'm confused:

What is the difference between a hooker and an escort? I mean, I understand they have different connotations of class/price/etc, but what??
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Charlotte Greenhood - Thu, 04 May 2017 14:53:38 EST mZcoQx/S No.99614 Reply
>>99612

None that I'm aware. Though hooker draws up images of trashy women on the curb, where as escort makes me think of just normal women for the most part.

The one I hate is provider. The first thing that pops into my head when I hear that is geriatric dementia patients being funneled around by their providers/nurses.

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