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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

how to be the leader?

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- Thu, 20 Apr 2017 11:36:05 EST xX5obDOM No.99558
File: 1492702565908.jpg -(13728B / 13.41KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. how to be the leader?
so i like my coworker but he seems like a sexual brickwall. like being cute and nice to him isnt going to be enough to get him into bed. so i have to do all the leading which ive never done before. what are some ways i can slowly win him over without scaring him off? also he may be a 40 year old virgin lol even my other coworker has that vibe about him
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:46:44 EST s63MH99F No.99637 Reply
>>99558
> "Hey Anon! Close your eyes plz" kiss his lips or grab his dick
> Next him and have sex with a man
choose one
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Jarvis Fasslenatch - Tue, 09 May 2017 05:02:49 EST xev7E4Wk No.99639 Reply
>>99558
Two weeks ago, I would've thought you were talking about me. However, one of my coworkers got through to me and now we're screwing like bunnies and she's already hinting at marriage. So maybe I can help you.

She had flirted with me for a while. Touching and rubbing my arm during a conversation, talking about getting together for coffee, telling me she would be alone over a long weekend. I wasn't oblivious about her actions, I just didn't see it going anywhere since I lacked experience in how relationships started, didn't have the confidence to take a chance and felt comfortable and safe in my isolation.

She got me to commit to asking her out for coffee sometime. This was right before the long weekend I mentioned previously. I felt like I had a promise to keep, so I called her to ask her out. I intended to just get coffee (we virgins tend to take things very literally), but found a live band playing at a pub she recommended, which turned it into an evening date. She requested I pick her up and drop her off since she didn't like driving in the dark.

We never had coffee, drinking light beers / cider instead, and shared a platter of finger foods. She's a talker, and kept the conversation going all evening, with the occasional contribution from me. She got close and into my personal space - sitting face-to-face on a bench with knees touching, leaning close, really got my attention.

When I dropped her off, she invited me in for coffee. We talked late into the night, and when I finally left I kissed her goodbye. A long, intense hug from her before I got into my car convinced me to ask her if I could spend the night. She agreed, and gently guided me the rest of the evening, taking care never to push me but not letting me back out easily either. I wasn't ready to make any kind of commitment and told her so, she was ok with that. The rest has been a natural progression.

OP, I suggest you take it one tiny step at a time with your coworker. Offer an opportunity and let him take a step. If the steps are small enough and he's interested, he'll go where you want him to. Once the ice is broken with sex, his confidence will grow and he'll start to believe that there's hope for him too and he'll start to take some initiative.
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:26:36 EST WU21h0az No.99665 Reply
>>99558
ITT sexy icebergers meet normal chicks oblivious to the enthusiastic side of the moon

some penis-sheat

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- Sat, 13 May 2017 17:52:16 EST uTEcHCjX No.99663
File: 1494712336433.png -(600240B / 586.17KB, 744x749) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. some penis-sheat
  1. what happens when you get an erection in this?
  2. why am I aroused by this?
  3. whats the name for this thing?
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Thomas Shittingstone - Wed, 17 May 2017 19:35:27 EST /n8x5TJh No.99674 Reply
its to collect piss for people who cant control their bladders

When your grilfriend is "asexual"

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- Sun, 07 May 2017 03:59:12 EST 5li4sIuT No.99631
File: 1494143952320.jpg -(84056B / 82.09KB, 640x920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. When your grilfriend is "asexual"
What would you do?

Isn't this a slap in the face?
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Clara Goodlock - Sun, 07 May 2017 13:12:58 EST jhvfOtES No.99634 Reply
Maybe it makes me an asshole, but I think a securely asexual person should be ok with their non-asexual partner fulfilling his/her sexual needs with someone else. Ideally, asexual people will couple with one another, but everyone knows feelings don't always work out ideally and compromises usually need to be made.
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:49:40 EST s63MH99F No.99638 Reply
>>99631
She isn't asexual, she doesn't want you.
> asking for sex
> having an "asexual" gf
wtf is wrong with you?
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 09:38:09 EST mfzu8SJC No.99656 Reply
>>99631

Asexual is just another word for diminished libido and is an indication of a physical health issue, possibly depression but many other things can cause diminished libido.

# of sexual partners

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2015 18:03:30 EST l8c3DqOO No.93090
File: 1427666610633.png -(671525B / 655.79KB, 606x633) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. # of sexual partners
Mine is 4 whats yours? Male

Also tell me your gender
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Phineas Dendlefirk - Wed, 10 May 2017 04:21:08 EST Ju+f7H+6 No.99644 Reply
>>99642
Guys generally have low standards for casual sex so very attractive ones can just fuck new girls all the time.
This is detrimental for men and women since the natural choice for everyone is to pick the one you're most attracted to if several people want to be with you which causes women to just get casual sex with the most attractive guy instead of a relationship with a guy in her own league even if she'd rather have real relationships than just casual sex.
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 10:22:13 EST XzjG1Lkn No.99645 Reply
Male, 4 partners, 26 years of aging.

I lost my virginity at age 18 then had no sex for 7 years went to a mental ward and started getting it in again.

I have 4 now but anticipate like 5 more.
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 07:55:43 EST mfzu8SJC No.99655 Reply
>>99645

5 more in life I mean.

I'm not very ambitious.

Weird Sex

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- Sat, 06 May 2017 03:29:48 EST 5hJShYTU No.99622
File: 1494055788911.jpg -(52397B / 51.17KB, 583x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Weird Sex
So I have this girlfriend and I'm her first. We've been together for a while but I'm posted at a different town for three months, and it's the first time we've spent time away from each other for a long time.

She's always mentioned how she's open to anything, but was pushing that as soon as I come back, I'm off work for a month, as is she, so we're just probably going to fuck all the time. She's asked me to do whatever I want to her when I get back and she'll be open to it.

We've been pretty vanilla lately, but I've been slightly fingering her ass during sex and she seems to be in to that. I proposed adding another girl as long as she's in to that as well and she said she'd try to find someone. Is their any suggestions I should be thinking about? Those were the biggest kind of "fantasies"I could think of. She called me really vanilla after it so I think she was hoping that I'd say some more risque stuff, but I didn't want to scare her saying something really weird.
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Oliver Bunfuck - Sat, 06 May 2017 04:55:39 EST 5pzIvUpK No.99623 Reply
>>99622
she just needs to cum so weirder shit seems ok
just give her the d
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Ian Divingbanks - Fri, 12 May 2017 14:25:12 EST vCZ2nawx No.99653 Reply
Footplay is pretty accessible as far as kinky shit goes. Watersports might be fun, or diapers.
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Lillian Sigglelock - Fri, 12 May 2017 18:00:38 EST d4WsaeqI No.99654 Reply
>>99622
Clearly she has something specific in mind. Just ask her what she wants!

"You should come over, no one will be home"

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- Wed, 10 May 2017 16:08:18 EST r5qCGAJP No.99646
File: 1494446898700.png -(163193B / 159.37KB, 363x363) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. "You should come over, no one will be home"
>ok so there's this girl
>we've known each other for like 8 years
>strictly platonic, nothing romantic/physical
>over the years though, little bits of sexual tension and flirtatiousness here and there
>one day straight up tells me she's attracted to me
>can't do anything about it, she's dating this other guy
>such is life, I'm not all that busted up over it
>so we're hanging out two weeks ago
>she tells me to come over again specifically after a certain date because bf will be gone and she'll have the house to herself for like a month
>mfw

so is she DTF or am i reading way too fuckin far into what is most likely a regular hangout invite?


apologies if off-topic
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 16:23:04 EST XzjG1Lkn No.99647 Reply
>>99646

She's DTF if you don't fuck it up like the awkward sasquatch missing link piece of shit you are.
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Sidney Lightforth - Wed, 10 May 2017 23:18:13 EST FyJYFT2m No.99648 Reply
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>>99646
seems likely. an old roommate told me something super true which could be related.
it's never in the bag until its in the bag. if you show up, and the vibes aren't right, that's just the way it is. it does seem as though she wants your organs.

So this lady

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- Fri, 05 May 2017 16:20:47 EST C8E6MU+W No.99615
File: 1494015647652.jpg -(16517B / 16.13KB, 155x250) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So this lady
is coming to my house tomorrow and we most likely will get to fuckn

we met in the psych ward both completely nuts we take meds

anyway in the ward i talked about being tied up and she said it turned her on like a faucet of cum flowing from her pussy.

but later she said she had no desire for this.

I attribute herchange of desire to her fickle nature and mental illness as I, too, am a fickle man but what are some ways i can convince her to tie me up without being too obvious about it, i need subtlety.
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Hugh Begglecheg - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:25:59 EST kAYaJLjI No.99617 Reply
>>99615
i don't know just try some random stuff and don't get too attached to the idea because crazy people say things they don't mean sometimes. if she doesn't bite it's not worth pushing it considering the circumstances.

imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness
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Frederick Lightson - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:37:01 EST 4SF5KrAF No.99620 Reply
>>99617

>imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness

mm good point thanks,

Hooker or Escort

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- Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:48:38 EST GkJyaGGQ No.99595
File: 1493534918144.jpg -(39623B / 38.69KB, 333x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hooker or Escort
I wanted to know what do you recommend: a hooker or an escort

I don't know why but I've been longing for salivate all over a girl and eating her from head to her feet.

I suppose the escort it's the answer but I know nothing of sexual workers.

I can spend only 140 dollars on one bitch. So... I've been wanting to drink dxm or take acid before going to.

Any recommendations, advice will get you positive karma for life...
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Frederick Sinningbene - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 16:38:33 EST mZcoQx/S No.99600 Reply
>>99599

And by desperate I usually mean single mothers that don't got two nickles to rub together, and the whole thing usually bums me out in the end.
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Nell Smallway - Thu, 04 May 2017 07:31:51 EST DajCv22q No.99612 Reply
I do sex work for a living, and I'm confused:

What is the difference between a hooker and an escort? I mean, I understand they have different connotations of class/price/etc, but what??
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Charlotte Greenhood - Thu, 04 May 2017 14:53:38 EST mZcoQx/S No.99614 Reply
>>99612

None that I'm aware. Though hooker draws up images of trashy women on the curb, where as escort makes me think of just normal women for the most part.

The one I hate is provider. The first thing that pops into my head when I hear that is geriatric dementia patients being funneled around by their providers/nurses.

Slutty Girls/Guys?

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- Wed, 03 May 2017 23:30:33 EST pnZdci6t No.99611
File: 1493868633999.webm [mp4] -(3097240B / 2.95MB, 1040x1040) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Slutty Girls/Guys?
Guy here.

I've never posted here but I'd ask you guys

Do women have a carnal desire to fuck but keep a faithful relationship like guys do? It seems to me they don't show it.

Fapping to your friends

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- Wed, 09 Mar 2016 22:26:49 EST 7L5Z6YEl No.97018
File: 1457580409501.png -(525206B / 512.90KB, 640x1136) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fapping to your friends
Ok, so I've been thinking about this for a while, is it shameful to be Choking Nixon to your friends? After all, I have some good looking. friends, but they have mates and Im perfectly content with the idea of imagining them naked/have accidentally seen them naked/have been blatantly shown titties/dick

I'm just wondering, is it morally offensive to basically hang out with someone and then beat it like a madman because they turn you on but you'd never have the chance/would not act upon the chance to give them some D?
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Polly Monnerstod - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 19:28:38 EST AVkF5SOG No.99367 Reply
Nothing wrong with it if you're single and you can keep your shit together. I do it all the time when I'm single.

My last girlfriend (of 3.5 years) was emotionally abusive and for the last 6-9 months of that shit show, I was whacking it to my female friends pretty much daily. I probably shouldn't have, but meh, we had a lease to finish off together and she shouldn't have been such a cunt ALL the time if she didn't want my mind wandering.
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Samuel Bangernad - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 16:28:53 EST liHwCr+0 No.99593 Reply
Friends are the best fap material.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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- Fri, 14 Apr 2017 07:00:31 EST eq+YR15Y No.99528
File: 1492167631540.jpg -(724657B / 707.67KB, 2772x1966) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
God damn /sex/, what the fuck. I've had rejections, I've had fuckups, I've had one girl just break off the sex right in the middle of it, but this... this is something I can't take.

My and this girl had been dancing around eachother for 5 fucking years. 5 years. We flirted so much, we sent eachother so many pics and we sexted so much but it never really happened for one reason. She moved away and got a boyfriend and we still kept in touch, then she finally breaks up with him and the first thing she wants to do is come see me.

It finally happened, we finally got there, everything was perfect. The kissing was amazing, the way she moved her body, her moans, how she touched me, the whole date was just perfect.

Then, then she bends over and sticks out her ass for me to pull her trousers off and holy, fucking, shit. Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, it's literally one of the top 3 worst things I've ever smelled in my fucking life. What the FUCK. My dick just died instantly, I couldn't help it, it was so deep and instinctual. But this girl, fuck this girl is so fucking beautiful, so fucking hot, when she spread her legs and I took off her panties I instantly got rock fucking hard again and went inside. But then, after a few pumps... I smelled it again.

"Oh... you're not as hard as I always imagined you'd be". I never had the heart to tell her and she still believes I just had ED with her.

This was like two months ago and it's still fucking with me. There's something fucking magical and special about this girl. We've always gotten along so naturally, so comfortably. There's a cuteness about her that is just insane, her body is perfect and the way she moves her body is fucking entrancing. And her pussy is literally the best looking pussy I've ever seen, holy fuck.

We were so fucking hot for eachother, we would have created a fucking black hole of pure sexual euphoria from how hard we wanted to fuck eachother. How is it possible that a universe exists that is just so retarded.

I can handle rejection, I can handle ED, I can handle PE, I can handle fuckups and freakouts, but this... it just fucks with my mind so much that everything was literal and absolute perfection, only for it to be ruined by something so fucking retarded.

What the fuck. I'll gladly trade all the sex I'll ever have to have that moment again without her pussy smelling like someone took a dump inside a rotting corpse.
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Ebenezer Sedgepudge - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 21:19:04 EST cx0djmoj No.99582 Reply
>>99578
girls are more sensitive and shit. mine would def cry a bit. sucks to be you op
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Beatrice Blythebury - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:31:37 EST oT8eUILc No.99584 Reply
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Get yourself a can of febreze and go in there and show her who's boss.

Where to find dominant ladies?

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- Fri, 24 Mar 2017 10:44:49 EST fmUZ4yO+ No.99437
File: 1490366689446.jpg -(43794B / 42.77KB, 768x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Where to find dominant ladies?
I tried back-page and craiglist, and I can't find any dominant women. I kind of just want to get slapped around and verbally abused by an older woman, but haven't had much luck yet. Where can I find one?

halp
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Archie Wullylotch - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 22:31:23 EST MN1PpQ+n No.99548 Reply
>>99545
You're talking about just you right, because I sure has shit have.
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Emma Grandridge - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 09:40:32 EST Cl2oGbA0 No.99557 Reply
>>99534
I hate people who use Tinder looking for their soulmates

it's about fucking, they are ruining it for everyone
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Oliver Brarrybadge - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 23:43:46 EST RA00vXyS No.99583 Reply
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>>99545
Yeah I've slept with 4 women off tinder/okc (dated 1, so technically got laid 100's of times off tinder)

I feel intense pain when I ejaculate

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- Sat, 22 Apr 2017 17:04:48 EST AdY1v06E No.99569
File: 1492895088433.jpg -(380571B / 371.65KB, 1804x1072) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I feel intense pain when I ejaculate
What can be the cause of this and how can I fix it?
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Jack Piblingson - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 07:45:44 EST 4S41Qr2N No.99581 Reply
I agree, go visit a medical professional

Umm...

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- Sat, 22 Apr 2017 23:17:36 EST XIKXeeg4 No.99572
File: 1492917456843.jpg -(288775B / 282.01KB, 1253x849) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Umm...
Well this will sound retarded but.. I am going to be forward.
I think I like transvestites. Only convincing ones. Like any man being apparent kills it.
Yet, I like women with penises. What am I? Why is this? It has been a relatively recent change, or atleast I just noticed.
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Beatrice Fillermug - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 21:56:56 EST yxj63MQD No.99577 Reply
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Do you mean transgender i.e. women who have penises?

Do you mean transvestite i.e. men who like being feminized/more blurred?

Or do you mean both?

Anyway, don't worry about the what or the why, they're both a waste of time. Focus on the HOW!

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