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- Sat, 21 Apr 2018 02:29:35 EST cnBITTzn No.100526
File: 1524292175615.jpg -(13255B / 12.94KB, 200x423) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bi the bi
I'm bisexual and am more sexually attracted to males then females, but at the same time want a girlfriend just so I can live a normal life. My plan was once I moved away from home I could secretly date a guy for a few months just to satisfy my gay side. Then I would move onto women so I could have a normal life even though I love cock more vagina is still alright.

But while I was living with my parents I just settled for trying to attract a girl. Nothing ever happened for years because I'm a socially awkward fuck. I FINALLY moved out at 28 years old. I set myself up on some dating platforms and start talking to a few guys. Seem to be hitting it off pretty well with a couple maybe something will happen? Then a girl starts talking to me and she seems like my type!!

So, nothing has happened yet either way but fuck. I don't wanna let this girl go but I still really want to suck some cock.

What the fuck do?
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Ernest Trotcocke - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 11:21:07 EST YXvhTNmi No.100533 Reply
>>100526

Get the girl to be your girlfriend. Get the relationship to the point of regular sex.

If you still want to express your homosex fetish go to a gay bar and get reamed from time to time. Be ready for that to backfire and result in the loss of the girl if you hide it from her.
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Augustus Herrymane - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 11:36:27 EST WqhsDK1g No.100534 Reply
>>100530
Not OP here. You just described my daily thought process for the past month or so.
Thanks for pointing out that being mentally able to fuck someone is not the same as being attracted to them. I've been struggling with that concept.

I'm just happy to see that other people have an idea of this confusion. Shit is wearing me out, I thought I had figured myself out ten years ago but I guess I kept on changing.
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Caroline Punningtag - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 18:09:20 EST MIQ6kmPJ No.100535 Reply
OP I think God wants you to be a double hoe

Pegging

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- Sat, 24 Feb 2018 13:33:17 EST knvaWMjP No.100400
File: 1519497197190.jpg -(1421826B / 1.36MB, 1536x2048) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Pegging
So I've booked a session with a dominatrix this thursday and asked to be pegged. I'm just wandering about preparing for it cus I've never done this sort of thing and I'm worried about shitting myself. I'm gonna give myself an enema but with travelling time it's gonna be 3/3 and a half hours before I see her. I've booked a 3 hour session aswell so it could be an hour or so before the pegging starts. Would that be too long of a gap? It's an afternoon session so I'll skip lunch, but should I avoid breakfast as well? If not, are there any foods which are better to eat than others? I normally have greek yogurt but I'm guessing that should be avoided.

Also, after giving yourself an enema, do you shit the liquid out straight away, or should I sit within dashing distance of the toilets while on the train?
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Jack Brashwog - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 23:12:39 EST fIQGd9TK No.100497 Reply
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>>100431
what the fuck did i just read holy christ

i think i just got second hand brain damage
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Phyllis Suckledock - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 23:19:58 EST WqhsDK1g No.100498 Reply
>>100497
I like our new b i r b poster already! Where'd you come from, friend? Was it the chan of dreams?
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Edwin Gunderstone - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 08:28:53 EST iz4dopU2 No.100532 Reply
>>100431
was this written by a hung chatbot? I am not sure I can even follow the main plot of this story

Craigslist lurking

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- Wed, 20 Dec 2017 01:38:41 EST Wxw3bO7S No.100248
File: 1513751921801.png -(470276B / 459.25KB, 698x403) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Craigslist lurking
I've got a weird thing where I'm into getting off on the approval of others. I lurk craigslist from time to time to feed that. Never follow through with anything but the thought of hooking up with strangers can be pretty hot.

Posted some things and fed what I thought was a bot but was sure. Now I sent a face picture to a random phone number with my own. Now I'm on the verge of a freak out that my girlfriend might discover, that I sent it to someone both my girlfriend and I know who will tell her.

Now, how safe it is it to assume that it was either, a bot OR a creepy pic collector?
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Jenny Blytheson - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 15:46:56 EST F6Ars0NK No.100251 Reply
You posted this 3 days ago. If someone was going to fuck you over it would've have happened by now. The odds are astronomically low that it was a person you know. And even if it was? They probably ain't gonna be bragging about where they were jolly african-american.

But for real chill on this shit has no good reward.
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Barnaby Geddlelat - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 23:07:28 EST E0fimBix No.100524 Reply
>>100248
She probably already knows.
I hope she leaves you. :)

Finding the right condoms.

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- Thu, 12 May 2016 08:02:22 EST TlKLCTcI No.97638
File: 1463054542697.jpg -(198015B / 193.37KB, 606x850) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Finding the right condoms.
Trying to find the right condoms for a threesome my boyfriend I are having (we're both guys). First time we'll have to use them with a girl. I'm like 6 inches, he's about 7 inches. How do I know certain condoms fit our size?
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Esther Fevingway - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:45:13 EST oT8eUILc No.99517 Reply
In my experience (and that of several friends), non-latex (ie polyisoprene) condoms have felt much better than their latex-based counterparts for both parties involved.
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Ernest Homblemutch - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 01:36:09 EST bD3b//uH No.100520 Reply
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>>97638
just use the pill.

Using condoms is like petting with rubber-gloves. " - -
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Beatrice Hibblechodge - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 02:51:35 EST WqhsDK1g No.100522 Reply
>>100520
Holy mother of necropost!

That said, I am curious about how OP's mmf threesome went two years ago. If you have not died of old age, OP, how did it go?

Why i attract boys?

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- Thu, 05 Apr 2018 05:25:10 EST c/fCyqyL No.100486
File: 1522920310396.gif -(997936B / 974.55KB, 500x259) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why i attract boys?
Hi first of all sorry for bad english, not my primary language
Im a boy but i´ve been noticing that for some reason i attract boys, by example i have been touched by a friend several times, when im distracted he touch my ass, sometimes spank me, but half of the times he rubs his penis in my ass (with clothes obviously) when he do that he says to me that im a very delicious girl, that he wants to fuck me, he talks to me like i was a girl..
Another day, i was walking and i could hear another classmate telling another 2 classmates that i had a very rich ass
Time later, i was talking with a guy i barely knew, and suddently he told me i sould be a girl, that he could help me to transition and become one... i was like wtf!
Why this happens to me? why i attract boys in that way?
Pic some related, being spanked (not really that way)
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Jenny Tillingridge - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 08:41:15 EST WqhsDK1g No.100511 Reply
>>100510
Let's switch to English for now, you might get more people's input that way.
In my experience, some heterosexual guys will joke about being gay as a way to try to signal that they are straight and thusly don't feel weird talking about doing stuff with guys. Maybe, because you are rather agreeable and femininely attractive, your friends feel more comfortable joking with you, other guys might not be patient with them and would kick their asses.
Maybe the guy that humps you is just a closet case, and is just using messing with you as an excuse to express his gayness a little without letting himself be known.

If this is right and they're not really serious, I don't know what you could do. I've never seen guys goofing off like this become anything more than goofing off.
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Fanny Grimbanks - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 01:39:10 EST c/fCyqyL No.100514 Reply
>>100511
>Let's switch to English for now
Yes, was cool to know someone who also speaks spanish here

>some heterosexual guys will joke about being gay as a way to try to signal that they are straight and thusly don't feel weird talking about doing stuff with guys.
I´ve seen that kind of jokes, but i noticed these are overacted stuff, i mean the way they express, exaggerated voices, overacted expressions, etc.. but the way that boy told me about being girl looked so serious ._.

>Maybe, because you are rather agreeable and femininely attractive
I really dont feel i was feminine or attractive

>Maybe the guy that humps you is just a closet case, and is just using messing with you as an excuse to express his gayness a little without letting himself be known.
I havent thought about this, but it could be
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Edward Bottingkare - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 15:24:10 EST PcuWg57j No.100517 Reply
You have too set up some ground rules my man. That type of behavior shouldnt not pass by if you feel unconfortable. You should tell them straight up, hey man knock it off or kick your fucking teeth in. I had a gay dude trying to do that to me once, no gay man gets near me now.

not mine, repost

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- Tue, 20 Feb 2018 09:04:13 EST rymGqS9f No.100391
File: 1519135453662.jpg -(703893B / 687.40KB, 540x5104) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. not mine, repost
these are ultra realistic sex dolls...and they cost less than 2k
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Nicholas Goodbanks - Sun, 01 Apr 2018 11:00:40 EST z1IeGQGw No.100473 Reply
"Consumer safety incidents
In September 2017 an infant suffered a second degree burn-like reaction from a pacifier clip made from TPE when the child slept with the pacifier stuck to her skin. The company that sold the pacifier, JJ Cole, stated that the item was made from TPE."

..yeah
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Nicholas Goodbanks - Sun, 01 Apr 2018 11:01:53 EST z1IeGQGw No.100474 Reply
Consumer safety incidents
In September 2017 an infant suffered a second degree burn-like reaction from a pacifier clip made from TPE when the child slept with the pacifier stuck to her skin. The company that sold the pacifier, JJ Cole, stated that the item was made from TPE.

..yeah
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Lillian Senderford - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 16:33:12 EST rdmt12JW No.100485 Reply
if I had a lot of money to waste, i'd just buy the most hideous, with the largest titties possible, and have it sit around the house, or looking out the window
when people would ask about it, I'd just say
>oh, that's my roommate, don't mind her, she's pretty boring

Suddently i feel need of being a girl

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- Fri, 18 Nov 2016 01:37:52 EST LkrV5Q5H No.98778
File: 1479451072048.jpg -(74984B / 73.23KB, 1069x673) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Suddently i feel need of being a girl
Im 25, today i noticed i woke up with a morning erection (i dont usually experiment this) and been feeling excited all the day, but been thinking in being a girl, or maybe a trans, i feel a need of being with another boy but being treated as i was a girl, having girl sex role...
This happens me like every 4 months and last like 1-2 weeks, suddenly i start feeling like a need of a dick inside me, i tried touching me and using some objects but it doesn't satisfy me completely, sometimes i think i must have sex with another boy to feel satisfied...
Why this can be happening to me? what should i do?
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Fucking Branningpudge - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:22:35 EST 7JexBJEd No.99816 Reply
>>98778
I´ve feeling like this these last days, also i noticed im feeling with bad mood, not sure if that could be caused by an hormonal unbalance
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Hugh Sandlehall - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 12:06:27 EST OUfYhufU No.99817 Reply
>>99152

Usually the sissy thumbs show women getting buttfucked. I like the clips but the words really put me off.
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Edward Gommerkadge - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 04:03:23 EST AR2yq9Ds No.100484 Reply
>>99112
That pic make me wish i could be that girl, imagining im giving up to being a boy to become someone´s girl, thinking i should be having sex with girls but instead of this im being the girl turn me on a lot

Reducing penile sensitivity

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- Wed, 31 Jan 2018 10:15:58 EST VygUI/cU No.100340
File: 1517411758192.png -(9441B / 9.22KB, 218x231) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Reducing penile sensitivity
I used to take ages to cum, sex would last hours and fapping would at least be a 90-minute commitment. Girls used to hurt me from how rough they'd suck me or how violently they'd end up tugging me to get me to cum.

A year ago, everything changed and my cock went entirely the other way. I had a girl over I'd seen a bunch of times before and used to have like 2-3 hours sex with, and the moment I went inside her I came. Ever since around that time, it has stayed. I can't even enjoy masturbating anymore, literally by the time I achieve an erection I'm liable to cum if I look at anything good.

What the FUCK can cause this to change and how the fuck can I reverse it? Clearly there is SOMETHING biomechanical going on that should be reversible.
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Hannah Simblefirk - Sun, 01 Apr 2018 17:25:22 EST 8z06sFUB No.100480 Reply
>>100340
Lidocaine local anesthetic is what you need if you read this or for anyone who has this problem. Lidocaine numbs the penis head and make you last much longer; of course it takes some of the pleasure away but it's freaking amazing, it has no side effects and it acts in a couple of minutes so you don't have to wait for it as with dapoxetine or some TCA. You can find sprays that contain lidocaine or other local anesthetics in sex shops. There are also medical gels and creams used for local anesthesia but those might be too strong. If you use too much and numb it excessively you might not even get an erection so test it out first to see which is the quantity of the product you have that works best for you.
There's also condoms with benzocaine (see pic) which do the same thing.
I can't upload picture because 420chan is retarded but search for Durex extended pleasure for more info.
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Hannah Simblefirk - Sun, 01 Apr 2018 17:27:37 EST 8z06sFUB No.100481 Reply
>>100340
Apparently it did upload but when I had hit refresh the posts didn't appear, fuck fuck fuck. Sorry for quadruple post.
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