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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Advice if you have a tickling fetish

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- Thu, 05 Mar 2020 13:07:33 EST 9CaM8Q2Z No.101993
File: 1583431653966.jpg -(188399B / 183.98KB, 1079x1442) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Advice if you have a tickling fetish
So the old guy i usually get high with and do kinky shit with is cool and all but sometimes it's a little too much, like yeah I like the whole tying me up and oiling me and massaging me and all, like it's good, it really does turn me on, but when I'm high and literally chugged 7 beers, I don't want you to start tickling me to the point I wet myself like that shit ain't cool, like holy shit it feels like hell, like yeah I'll be laughing in hysterics but it feels so sensitive especially with all the oil and the fingers running down everywhere, but all in all it's still fun 💀
Clara Mibberdale - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:29:03 EST 59AM51Qi No.102020 Reply
Can't you just keep one old-man-tickles thread?
No need to make a new thread for each post dude
It's fun to hear about your adventures but that specific behaviour is annoying

High End Fucking Machine

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- Wed, 04 Mar 2020 21:37:17 EST xhlR+1Ig No.101991
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Does a remote control fucking machine exist where I can, with a simple click of a button, change how many inches I want, and how quickly I want to be fucked?

For example. 2" 4" 6'' or 8'', and like 10 different speeds. Plus, a button to let it vibrate and a button to release cum. And you just click and it changes to that. Something fairly portable and not more than a thousand dollars, that I can stick on my wall. And preferably that has some mechanism that somehow doesn't bruise you if you miss your slut hole.
Ernest Blimmerwill - Wed, 04 Mar 2020 21:59:37 EST ouwrsktA No.101992 Reply
Incase you were wondering my plan is to set a few of these up, strapped down tight in different positions ( doggy, missionary and sideways ) with markers for exactly where my knees should be and HD screens directly in my field of vision. Then, tape some vibrators to my nipples and eat a lot of weed and a lot of speed and put on my sexiest outfit. Also, light a candle.

Power-exchange relationship: AMA

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- Wed, 07 Feb 2018 20:41:26 EST f4HtfYVz No.100361
File: 1518054086208.jpg -(44240B / 43.20KB, 480x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Power-exchange relationship: AMA
>Tfw in a power-exchange relationship with a black dom Master
>Tfw currently typing this while naked, locked in chastity, during my allotted time for leisure.

Ask me anything, Robots. Yes, this is real. I'm free right now because me and my slave-brother jointly finished making dinner for our Master and cleaned up.

In all honesty, this is a very dramatic twist for me. Just half-a-year ago, I could not have imagined myself being in this situation.

No, not a female.
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Hannah Brunninghotch - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 16:02:53 EST y6r/UklA No.100775 Reply
when you first started how long was your time in chastity or did he not build you up and just lock you in there?
OP - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 12:03:14 EST aKqPuyqu No.101082 Reply
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OP here. It's been a while, but I would like to confirm that I am still owned by my Master, and am still happy and content.

There was no build-up. He just locked me up. I nearly went crazy the first two weeks. I was constantly horny and feverish with lust, it was pretty bad.

But I've come far! Been locked in chastity for over more than a year!
And speaking of, it was my birthday a few days ago, meaning Master let me cum, which was amazing.

So, go ahead and ask me anything, Anons. I'll be monitoring this thread!
Da ass prazole - Tue, 03 Mar 2020 11:09:37 EST gpPg7mff No.101988 Reply
Do your ISP knows that you have gay semen in the ass?
Do you smoke crack?

Post your "O" face

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 05:39:12 EST fkDxKOsb No.101525
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James Billingshaw - Mon, 02 Mar 2020 23:55:53 EST PH1xGaZO No.101985 Reply
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Weekend plans lol

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- Sun, 01 Mar 2020 21:00:10 EST roso6+d8 No.101980
File: 1583114410695.jpg -(386943B / 377.87KB, 1079x1442) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Weekend plans lol
Being tied to a chair naked and being tickled by an big old guy wasn't exactly my weekend plan but I'm a broke student and I need money so there's the kick off

I bought a fleshlight

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- Wed, 15 Jan 2020 23:26:43 EST fkDxKOsb No.101858
File: 1579148803056.png -(52132B / 50.91KB, 675x349) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I bought a fleshlight
...and it was great.

I wasn't sure if this would be worth it or how it would feel. The feeling of it felt like sticky rubber/goo.
The hole was really small. I tried it with out the lube and I couldn't get much in it and it didn't feel good.
So later that night, I get lube and really lube myself up. It slides right in with the lube.
At first it felt like a tease. It felt really odd holding a large plastic container in my hand.
It started to make me cum and when I did... I came hard and a lot.
The fleshlight going up and down my shaft made me keep cumming.

Bottom line: GET A FLESHLIGHT. Worth every penny and very easy to clean.

I want to get another a few more. Theres one with a hand grip and maybe the angela white one for the hell of it.
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Martin Bedgehon - Mon, 03 Feb 2020 10:12:10 EST 59AM51Qi No.101905 Reply
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Have you been looking though?
When I was browsing for something cheap I wanted I saw this, literally a full size fuck-ass with built in vibrator. Maybe it's not a literal wand but yeah. Not like it was the only model either, hell, spotted something they called an "AI blowjob machine" as well.

You could just get any old molded ass with both anal and vaginal openings and stuff the magic-wand up either of them while you fug the other, call it a day.
Cornelius Sazzleworth - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:29:30 EST fkDxKOsb No.101949 Reply
if anyone gets a quickshot, don't sit that shit down on a table. it picks up dirt

Trouble staying hard partner dependent

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 21:44:09 EST OfSCDCaA No.101934
File: 1581648249939.jpg -(374356B / 365.58KB, 1028x1500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Trouble staying hard partner dependent
I regrettably usually have issues staying hard for more than say 30 mins when wearing condoms. I blame this on the fact I am hung and am yet to find a condom that really fits perfectly. This is usually fine, but kindof a bummer.
Today I slept with my new girlfriend for the first time, and to my astonishment I had no such issue and stayed hard for an hour and a half of vigorous fucking w a condom on. I feel slightly more turned on by her than past girlfriends, but not significantly so.
The only potential explanation I have is that I drank a shitload of coffee before we met, but I have done this before.
Has anyone else experienced radically different levels of hardness depending on partners?
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Fuck Hittingchuck - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 20:52:13 EST s9UASCKG No.101947 Reply
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Hmm ok, all helpful info ^^

Fascinating about the length of sex you have. This article recent blew my mind about the length people have sex "A Multinational Population Survey of Intravaginal Ejaculation
Latency Time". The median was about 4 mins.

All very weird to me since I've never had penetrative sex for less than 30 mins. I can't imagine less, but now you have me thinking.
Martha Pallertit - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 13:09:16 EST T0xXR9cl No.101950 Reply
Yeah, most people don't last ages. If you take ages that's fine as long as you both enjoy it.

If I can give her a load of orgasms in 5 minutes then I'm happy having longer to cuddle or sleep but I am also starting to get old.

Small penis vs big penis

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- Fri, 07 Feb 2020 04:38:15 EST GLiuk+hI No.101911
File: 1581068295584.webm [mp4] -(237532B / 231.96KB, 400x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Small penis vs big penis
A large penis in the presence of a female is a sperm competition cue for smaller dick'd males. It literally makes smaller dick'd males blow a bigger load in order to "outdo" the alpha male's penis. I love having a small penis. It serves to foster competition amongst males.
Pipe Huffingmoar - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 01:43:41 EST pyWEZ8MR No.101969 Reply
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Do i have a small dick? Cuz i blow big loads. It pours out a pussy.

Fucked up shit

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 05:03:34 EST v4+uBP2/ No.101918
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More elaborated story-

>grow up in small town
>town doesn't contain no more than a few thousand folks
>general population consists of mostly working people and fucking creeps
>men are more in number than women
>one of the only foreign family in town
>be around 18 and hormones raging like crazy
>look around no options, ladies are too old for my taste
>hormones driving me crazy
>can't hold in anymore
>decide fuck it just go for the creeps, what could go wrong they're just creeps right?
>goto creep spot in the park at night
>see usual creep stare at me, grabs his attention cause only foreign guy in area
>he approaches me
>nervous as fuck
>have weird small talk
>he takes me to his house just down the street
>decent house everything normal
>gets me high and drunk to set the mood
>guy grabs hips, feel his strong hands on me
>kisses neck and bites it slowly
>gets my clothes off
>puts me on bed, ties me up (not surprised that he'd do that)
>starts putting lotion on me
>had to use bathroom
>already tied and had gags and blindfolded too
>he starts with his fucking tickling (again not surprised; he's a creep)
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Charles Duffingpack - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 15:07:38 EST um8GBS61 No.101929 Reply
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>>Is this what gay sex is liek
Barnaby Hicklenitch - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 11:37:18 EST EfHfX2tz No.101939 Reply
Imagine getting bum raped by an alien with a dick so long that you vomit it from your mouth
Beatrice Semmerdale - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 20:50:52 EST T+kwuzRh No.101940 Reply
This image actually helped to relieve my ptsd a little bit

took a bunch of meth and now 2horny2live

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 17:13:01 EST tP7tJNXd No.101869
File: 1579731181754.jpg -(73876B / 72.14KB, 640x811) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. took a bunch of meth and now 2horny2live
pls help

i took a decent couple shots of meth and the last one just made me ridiculously horny. i haven't wanted sex in 6 months or had any sex drive (im on psych meds)

now im horny as fuck at 6am at my grandma's house, and can't re-up or fuck til later

what do
Phyllis Simbleville - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 23:33:20 EST Y/ATRfqR No.101948 Reply
Rim your grandma's ass

Dating Apps

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 20:08:39 EST 2e8Pc0pX No.101953
File: 1582506519282.jpg -(53803B / 52.54KB, 716x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dating Apps
I just got on the meat-markets. I have Bumble, Hinge and Tinder now. I never even had a smartphone until this year and I am so out of my depth with this shit. Anybody have any recommendations?

I am for the most-part looking for casual hook-ups though I'm pretty open to whatever. I'm 28 and decent looking IMO but I have so few decent looking pictures of me without my exes in them, smh. Hinge seems overwhelmingly BBW but there are more people closer to my age which is a plus. I connected with one person 2 hrs away which isn't going anywhere and 1 other woman that puttered out.

I got my 1st date through Bumble which went fine and got my confidence up slightly but I don't see it going much further. (Woman seemed really quiet. Was sweet but I don't think I'm into it)

Any suggestions on setting up my profile, openers, or alternative apps that I might explore? I haven't gotten anything since last May when I went through a traumatizing breakup and I really just need to bang something.


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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 16:32:25 EST /5X3pgWo No.101843
File: 1578864745983.jpg -(16733B / 16.34KB, 500x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bathmate
Does the bathmate really work?
I really want to try it but I don't want to waste money on it and it doesn't show any progress. If anyone tried it let me know please.
David Sankinham - Sun, 26 Jan 2020 03:18:26 EST maKZ/U+u No.101877 Reply

Supposedly, it's more comfortable at higher vacuum than a regular pump. After about a month I'm about 7" pumped, and 6" day-to-day. My understanding is that if I stop pumping, this goes away.

I have nice orgasms while pumped, but I think I'll be using a vacuum hanger for permanent gains.

One of drunk shenanigans

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- Sat, 08 Feb 2020 03:29:27 EST 23F8c3Sm No.101913
File: 1581150567619.jpg -(1082172B / 1.03MB, 1940x2592) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. One of drunk shenanigans

So I met this dude in a bar he's like middle-aged, tall and pretty really buff
and we both got drunk together and he said if we I wanted to fuck and my drunk ass was "yeah I'm down" so he drove me to his place and it's pretty decent, anyway; we go upto his bedroom and he has this BDSM kit thingy and he was like he wants to try it on me, and me still being drunk I just said "yeah it's coo", he then gets me naked, puts on the bed, spreads my arms and legs and ties them to bedpost he also blind-folds me and puts a ball-gag on my mouth . In my mind I was thinking man this guys gonna fuck me so good, but nah instead of that this guys starts to fucking tickle me and I'm like insanely ticklish, he tickles my underarms, my belly, my ribs, my thighs and even my fucking nipples and I'm there just helplessly taking it and screaming in laughter thru the ball-gag, this guy got me in fucking hysterics, I tried to move out but he tied me good, he also puts some lotion all over my body and that made me even more fucking sensitive, he tickles me so much I turn red, this whole thing was just driving me fucking insane, he just wasn't stopping and I was begging him to stop but he kept going on and on until he started rubbing his dick on my dick. Long story short, I got tickled for an hour and got fucked for another hour and I spent the night at his place this and was a fucking adventure lmao.
Lydia Buzzshaw - Sun, 09 Feb 2020 07:42:54 EST 59AM51Qi No.101916 Reply
Thank you for typing out your experience, I enjoyed the read. Sounds like a fun dude.
Are you gonna rehook, or was it a one time thing?

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