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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Onaholes and other Masturbators

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- Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:59:25 EST R9bdno7i No.100692
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My Dog destroyed my one and only onahole I had for years
(pic related, It was a Poco-Hole Japanese onahole. Best feeling ever. Even better than the real thing!).

Now I am looking for a new one,
maybe something like a mini-doll or big silicone butt ?

Can you recommend anything?
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Ebenezer Lightridge - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 00:29:44 EST UgaZyXgx No.100778 Reply
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this thread lead me on a long and strange journey through parts of the internet i'd either forgotten or never been to before now. i know about lube quality (always import), obtaining goods from japan-only retailers, the vagaries of international shipping and sex-related products, also wayyyyyy more about tpe/silicon properties than i did before.

here i thought going beyond the hand for personal relief just meant grabbing an ok sleeve off amazon and a bottle of drugstore lube.

>>100768
don't post jimi next to this assemblage of shame and regret, he's better than all this shit.
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Molly Brittingway - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 22:13:00 EST STbBfWwm No.101109 Reply
last time i checked they stopped conditioning the fleshlight sleeves with talc. i got a rep to confess to me that because j&j leaked asbestos into the supply chain they were afraid of using any talc. you have to get it yourself and rub it on otherwise the texture of the sleeve is too rough and hydrophobic. at first they'll try to sell you some overpriced cornstarch that you have to use every time. one application of talc works forever but it has to be good talc. as far as i can tell though their clear sleeves are made of a material that needs no such conditioning.

Fuckable Matress with drainage-system=

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- Tue, 09 Apr 2019 20:05:34 EST JlxnmUXy No.101095
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I've looked everywhere but no luck so far.
Still in need of a fuckable matress with a drain for pee and cum in it.

>wake up
>insert morning-wood
>pee
>fuck
>cum
>continue napping
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DrWorm !Jq.HCcHctg - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 05:42:05 EST FS0fImBq No.101096 Reply
I want to say that your idea isn't too bad, but its got lots of flaws.

If you wanted a real drainage system in your mattress toilet, you'd need to hook it up to the sewage line, which is set into your foundation. The other option is that you hook it up to a tank that you have to empty.....I'd call it a "septic tank" but septic tanks are typically so big they have to be buried. you'd basically have a large bedpan under your mattress.
Although that might be the best solution since you want to cum in your mattress-hole and semen has clogged shower drains at some places...then again, you'd also have to CLEAN your fleshlight every so often.

Figure all that shit out and you might have a million-dollar idea.

Orientation

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- Sat, 02 Mar 2019 22:25:58 EST JFehjtKz No.101033
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I have teeny tiny question, is it possible to cure bisexuality?, not saying it's wrong people are bi or that it is a sin, just sayin i dont like being bi, feels im indecisive
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Thomas Brookforth - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 23:51:10 EST sxNGuY4F No.101079 Reply
>>101033

I think you just have to commit to being one or the other if you really want to "cure" it.
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Henry Denkingold - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 23:36:56 EST 7G0Vd/gc No.101083 Reply
>>101033
No offence OP, but I fucking hate bi people for their indecisiveness.
They seems to be so full of excuses too, like- I like men e optionally and women sexually...no one likes being a fuckin option and no one likes you beyond using you for sex
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Emma Sobblelatch - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 19:34:45 EST DHe5arGM No.101084 Reply
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Hey, im a 30yo bi guy married to a 33 year old bi woman. neither of us are indecisive about what we want. but we were when we were younger! being indecisive is a youth think, not an orientation thing. im not going to say there is nothing wrong with you OP, but getting the tingles in your pants over both men and women isnt a thing thats wrong with you.

>>101048
lol 420chan is right where i left it, rofl

Power-exchange relationship: AMA

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- Wed, 07 Feb 2018 20:41:26 EST f4HtfYVz No.100361
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>Tfw in a power-exchange relationship with a black dom Master
>Tfw currently typing this while naked, locked in chastity, during my allotted time for leisure.

Ask me anything, Robots. Yes, this is real. I'm free right now because me and my slave-brother jointly finished making dinner for our Master and cleaned up.

In all honesty, this is a very dramatic twist for me. Just half-a-year ago, I could not have imagined myself being in this situation.

No, not a female.
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Jarvis Clammerham - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 20:24:01 EST y6r/UklA No.100765 Reply
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op this thread has me unbelievably horny
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Hannah Brunninghotch - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 16:02:53 EST y6r/UklA No.100775 Reply
>>100765
when you first started how long was your time in chastity or did he not build you up and just lock you in there?
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OP - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 12:03:14 EST aKqPuyqu No.101082 Reply
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OP here. It's been a while, but I would like to confirm that I am still owned by my Master, and am still happy and content.

>>100775
There was no build-up. He just locked me up. I nearly went crazy the first two weeks. I was constantly horny and feverish with lust, it was pretty bad.

But I've come far! Been locked in chastity for over more than a year!
And speaking of, it was my birthday a few days ago, meaning Master let me cum, which was amazing.

So, go ahead and ask me anything, Anons. I'll be monitoring this thread!

Older dommie too much?

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- Mon, 18 Mar 2019 20:13:15 EST xi3M9fyQ No.101074
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So I've never been too interested in vanilla sex and as a result have never had a girlfriend because I just can't be with someone if they arent dominant/kinky. I mean I've tried to ask a few people out and the closest I got was "I just started seeing someone and its going pretty well." They didn't seem too kinky anyway so, eh.

Been looking for YEARS to find a dominant "friend with benefits" or some such thing (if not a girlfriend) and found someone but, they're 18 years older then me. Is that too much? I'm nearly 30 but I'm a millennial so I don't feel like an adult ever anyway.
I met them recently just to chat and we got alone just fine, gonna meet up a few more times before we commit to anything.

I mean, fuck, I just wanna be tied up and played with. Is that so much to ask out of this shitty existence?
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Martha Cocklebine - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 02:05:59 EST E+rWx8g+ No.101076 Reply
If you're the dude from /b/ then please stop larping it's unhealthy
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!scyTheNg3k - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 03:43:50 EST PsICybwm No.101081 Reply
unironically do it

but don't go too far with it and don't stay too long

just have sex a few times so that you'll stop being such a whiny bitch

oh and don't lie, it's bad karma

Little dick nigga

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- Fri, 28 Sep 2018 07:05:56 EST zstY4hE0 No.100878
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I haven't fucked a girl in years because my dick is too small and it makes me ashamed.
A girl has to really throw herself at me and not mind.
Its not even like microdick status just 4.5 hard which is somehow more depressing
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Wesley Greenstone - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 22:29:09 EST CJyx6cbZ No.101069 Reply
>>101068
I hate foreskin. It's ugly and gross and unhealthy and despite what the fucktactivists say it does nothing for orgasm/sex feelings. There is that study they love to reference about "fine touch", but the kind of stimulation you get from sex or masturbation isn't exactly what I would describe as "fine touch", and anyway, my fingertips are pretty sensitive to "fine touch" too but no matter how much I rub my fingers it's never going to cause an orgasm.

I have a foreskin and I fucking hate it. I'm going to get circumcised as soon as I have the money and means.

There are studies in africa of men who got cut for the aids prevention asking how their sexual performance was affected by being circumcised, and the majority said it improved. If you look on message boards and such of people who have been circumcised as adults, most of them say sex is either better or no difference. Also, if you look for people who have undergone foreskin restoration, most of them also say that sex is better after restoring. To me, the fact that both groups say that sex is better after either getting circumcised or after undergoing foreskin restoration, that indicates that one's perception and expectations has far more to do with it than the actual foreskin.
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John Pittville - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 23:58:29 EST OEZC93ob No.101071 Reply
>>101070
Well he already said he was gay.
Straight guys care a lot about dicks, gay guys probably have that just increased by a power of magnitude.

kinky boardgames

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- Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:41:36 EST 175bg8nf No.101060
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hey so i was thinking of trying some sort of kinky game

possibly dice

roll even = reward
roll odds = punishment

2nd roll = post punishment/reward punishment or reward

double roll means you could end up doing something shitty with a reward, or double shitty or double good i guess, you get it.

the thing i need ideas for is a list of punishments and rewards, possibly a list of 1 to 12 for each and you roll both dice for that number

a reward could be use "X" toy
a punishment could be, clean "X" toy
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Hannah Pellyheg - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 07:46:36 EST jz9bJRCN No.101063 Reply
Are you looking for suggestions?
I assume these dice rolls are going to be in succession?
What kind of thing would you be interested in as a punishment and what are your limits?

glasses fetish anyone? + how do i get a girl?

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- Sat, 09 Mar 2019 22:00:27 EST 6xq6gssg No.101055
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theres this girl i like in my school that wears glasses and is still really cute without them, how do i get her, ive like people in my school in the past, but this time im actually trying to get her, but like shes really hard to talk to. plz help me. ps no sus but i found men in glasses attractive like neil cicer
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Phineas Honeyfuck - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 22:44:21 EST 1k/z5om1 No.101058 Reply
glasses are hot yes, especially round ones. as for talking to girls (ctfu) just talk to her like you would anybody else really, but show a little more interest maybe? be confident and try to be comfortable, ask her about interests and stuff idk man. try to relate to her in some ways and build connections. if you guys click then it'll happen but if nothing comes of it don't stress too much

Outside-Swimsuit-material-fetish

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- Sat, 09 Mar 2019 07:25:04 EST iq1CCl2p No.101052
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Anyone else loves the outside of a swimsuit but not the inside-fabric?

Are there any swimsuit that are the same on the inside?

Who else has this fetish?
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Caroline Pullerman - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 15:45:44 EST vWk6DKYk No.101057 Reply
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neoprene is hot
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Sidney Crannerhood - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:46:55 EST 175bg8nf No.101061 Reply
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some of it is good but not all of it

upgrade to latex

nb

where does my granny-fetish come from?

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- Wed, 06 Mar 2019 06:56:21 EST IkB1sp8i No.101045
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I am kinda confused.
Allways dated women my age,
but even when I am in a happy and stable relationship I can's stop staring at so many GILFS out there.
Always imagining how they look naked when I see 'em in the streets, thinking how they masturbate, how depraved of sex they may be
and who is possibly a cam-whore when at home.

Why is that?
Its an obsession for me, getting stronger every spring.
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Rebecca Branningwudge - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 18:23:47 EST WcjuHvo5 No.101049 Reply
Something exciting from your childhood? Anyone who might have aroused you of a certain age at some pivotal point?
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Frederick Pittforth - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 12:58:51 EST 2ex+azH2 No.101053 Reply
>>101045

I don't know, but I've got a thing for older women. The oldest I've been with was in her late forties I think. I've had sexual relations with a few other women in their forties and late thirties. It's not just that I'm sexually attracted to their age, but also their personality. Older people generally act like younger people. I'm a fan of their mature attitude.

I actually just found a 40 minute long video on my computer that I thought I had deleted of me and one of those women having sex. A 47 year old, long-haired redhead. We watched the video right after finishing and ended up getting turned on and having sex while watching us have sex. It was pretty hot to be honest.
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Frederick Pittforth - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 13:00:45 EST 2ex+azH2 No.101054 Reply
>>101053

>older people generally act like younger people

Sorry, typo. I meant to say that older people generally have different personalities than younger people. I just don't generally enjoy being around people my age because a lot of them seem so caught up in social pressure. Older women seem more aloof and grounded.

Blueballing because no opportunity to jerk off

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- Tue, 21 Aug 2018 06:17:50 EST rL7tybkx No.100825
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>me and my GF didn't have sex for months now
because her pill stopped working due to medication
>we could have sex maybe in a month
>then she got a sore puss from driving with wrong pants on a bike
>condoms make my dick limb
>no handjobs or blowjobs because it would be "unfair"

>blueballing hard, getting frustrated
>no time to jerk off because too much work and GF allways around

>no liabilities today
>preparing my fleshlight and some porn
>GF comes home early
>talks about household-stuff and shit
>sits in my room and wants to watch me play videogames
>lost interest in my dick for the whole day

FML
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Eugene Tootworth - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:49:02 EST HFiY82Ds No.100982 Reply
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>>100981
I haven't had sex in over 10 years. No kissing, no hugging, no holding hands-- nothing. I don't think I've had a conversation with a woman other than my mother in like at least 6 years. I only talk to my mom maybe once every other week, on the phone.

I haven't gone through with it yet, because I've given it a lot of thought, and I know how I want it to go, and I don't want my last moments to have to be a compromise; but the drugs I want to use for it are not easy for me to attain, and I worry about where my dog will end up when I'm gone. My greatest fear is growing old or messing up an attempt and ending up living a fraction of a life as a result, due to injury. Also, I feel the need to make some kind of grandiose statement on the life experience and society while I'm still here, but it's hard to stay motivated to put the time into anything like that.

Over time, the "weirdness" slowly drains away, and all that's left is Hungry Man dinners and internet radio. The radio has been getting pretty annoying these past couple years, but it's better than listening to just the noise from the box fans all day.

Forever wizard

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- Sat, 23 Feb 2019 22:38:22 EST JFehjtKz No.101019
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Any advice for a guy who can't get a gf, advice on how to make peace with being forever alone? im not looking just looking to stop sex needs, i also need to curb the need for a meaningfull, loving relationship
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!scyTheNg3k - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 01:38:08 EST axC9E8J3 No.101029 Reply
>>101028
have you ever lifted weights?
if the answer is no, start now
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Phoebe Pobbermure - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:24:01 EST VTx+BQY0 No.101042 Reply
>>101028
If you really want a gf you're gonna have to want her more than video games, on an instinctive level. Right now it sounds like video games are your favorite aspect of your life, which isn't bad, but there are more ways to have fun. if you have a job or you go to school just try to befriend a girl who's as nerdy as you. and don't try to fuck her, don't even think about it bitch, you need experience understanding women in the first place. or so i'd imagine.

oh and what's your waist size

pimp Coping mechanisms

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- Sat, 05 May 2018 19:11:18 EST lGIktKN7 No.100555
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I'm involuntary celibate. I experience sexual urges and desires but I am sexually unattractive in many different ways. Aside from committing suicide I'm open to advice on how to get the most out of my life while dealing with these unrequitted, throbbing biological urges.
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Betsy Goodhall - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 22:55:06 EST OEZC93ob No.101017 Reply
>>100992
PSA to pimps and people like you: There is no grand conspiracy to make sure that you don't get laid. I want people around me to be happy and succesful in life. I have no desire to keep people down just to perpetuate the half-baked idea that the way to progress is to imitate primitive and comparatively retarded pack animals.
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Sophie Follerwidge - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 04:56:43 EST cGOvd4i8 No.101022 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Edwin Wudgegold - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:31:43 EST vbzE4hmr No.101024 Reply
>>100989
That's really not how that works on either count. Queer is not a choice and even the biggest slut can work wonders with kegels, male or female.

I'm gay and I've gotten laid twice in the past 4 years. Our dating pool is strictly limited to a relatively hidden minority (Roughly 10% of humanity as opposed to 40%) and our courtship has no traditions to lean upon. This stereotype of the oversexed fag borders upon the surreal.

Mommy

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- Tue, 11 Dec 2018 01:57:24 EST MB8x9+wV No.101012
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22 F Cali
>Interests
Anime and video games
>looking for
Cute boys who need cuddles and love. Boys who need a mommy and will cling onto me as I change their diapers. Boys who are willing to send cute pics to me. Open with a pic and I will give you a big hug.
>not looking for
thots, dominant guys
>discord tag
nuketheworld#0868
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Graham Grandson - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 11:05:42 EST NrzxeEOc No.101014 Reply
>>101012
...what if I dont have a discord? 26 M. you have an email?

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