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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Blueballing because no opportunity to jerk off

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- Tue, 21 Aug 2018 06:17:50 EST rL7tybkx No.100825
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>me and my GF didn't have sex for months now
because her pill stopped working due to medication
>we could have sex maybe in a month
>then she got a sore puss from driving with wrong pants on a bike
>condoms make my dick limb
>no handjobs or blowjobs because it would be "unfair"

>blueballing hard, getting frustrated
>no time to jerk off because too much work and GF allways around

>no liabilities today
>preparing my fleshlight and some porn
>GF comes home early
>talks about household-stuff and shit
>sits in my room and wants to watch me play videogames
>lost interest in my dick for the whole day

FML
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Eugene Tootworth - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:49:02 EST HFiY82Ds No.100982 Reply
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>>100981
I haven't had sex in over 10 years. No kissing, no hugging, no holding hands-- nothing. I don't think I've had a conversation with a woman other than my mother in like at least 6 years. I only talk to my mom maybe once every other week, on the phone.

I haven't gone through with it yet, because I've given it a lot of thought, and I know how I want it to go, and I don't want my last moments to have to be a compromise; but the drugs I want to use for it are not easy for me to attain, and I worry about where my dog will end up when I'm gone. My greatest fear is growing old or messing up an attempt and ending up living a fraction of a life as a result, due to injury. Also, I feel the need to make some kind of grandiose statement on the life experience and society while I'm still here, but it's hard to stay motivated to put the time into anything like that.

Over time, the "weirdness" slowly drains away, and all that's left is Hungry Man dinners and internet radio. The radio has been getting pretty annoying these past couple years, but it's better than listening to just the noise from the box fans all day.

Forever wizard

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- Sat, 23 Feb 2019 22:38:22 EST JFehjtKz No.101019
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Any advice for a guy who can't get a gf, advice on how to make peace with being forever alone? im not looking just looking to stop sex needs, i also need to curb the need for a meaningfull, loving relationship
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!scyTheNg3k - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 01:38:08 EST axC9E8J3 No.101029 Reply
>>101028
have you ever lifted weights?
if the answer is no, start now
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Phoebe Pobbermure - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 17:24:01 EST VTx+BQY0 No.101042 Reply
>>101028
If you really want a gf you're gonna have to want her more than video games, on an instinctive level. Right now it sounds like video games are your favorite aspect of your life, which isn't bad, but there are more ways to have fun. if you have a job or you go to school just try to befriend a girl who's as nerdy as you. and don't try to fuck her, don't even think about it bitch, you need experience understanding women in the first place. or so i'd imagine.

oh and what's your waist size

pimp Coping mechanisms

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- Sat, 05 May 2018 19:11:18 EST lGIktKN7 No.100555
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I'm involuntary celibate. I experience sexual urges and desires but I am sexually unattractive in many different ways. Aside from committing suicide I'm open to advice on how to get the most out of my life while dealing with these unrequitted, throbbing biological urges.
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Betsy Goodhall - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 22:55:06 EST OEZC93ob No.101017 Reply
>>100992
PSA to pimps and people like you: There is no grand conspiracy to make sure that you don't get laid. I want people around me to be happy and succesful in life. I have no desire to keep people down just to perpetuate the half-baked idea that the way to progress is to imitate primitive and comparatively retarded pack animals.
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Sophie Follerwidge - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 04:56:43 EST cGOvd4i8 No.101022 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Edwin Wudgegold - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:31:43 EST vbzE4hmr No.101024 Reply
>>100989
That's really not how that works on either count. Queer is not a choice and even the biggest slut can work wonders with kegels, male or female.

I'm gay and I've gotten laid twice in the past 4 years. Our dating pool is strictly limited to a relatively hidden minority (Roughly 10% of humanity as opposed to 40%) and our courtship has no traditions to lean upon. This stereotype of the oversexed fag borders upon the surreal.

Mommy

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- Tue, 11 Dec 2018 01:57:24 EST MB8x9+wV No.101012
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22 F Cali
>Interests
Anime and video games
>looking for
Cute boys who need cuddles and love. Boys who need a mommy and will cling onto me as I change their diapers. Boys who are willing to send cute pics to me. Open with a pic and I will give you a big hug.
>not looking for
thots, dominant guys
>discord tag
nuketheworld#0868
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Graham Grandson - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 11:05:42 EST NrzxeEOc No.101014 Reply
>>101012
...what if I dont have a discord? 26 M. you have an email?

RIP bedroom

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- Tue, 30 Oct 2018 10:12:03 EST WbzGHLMz No.100937
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My partner's libido is dead. I don't mean simply reduced or low, I mean actually fucking dead.

We've been together for eight years now. The first two or so were wild: loud, satisfying sex, multiple times per week (sometimes per day), often included ass play, rope, blindfolds, floggers, and other fun stuff. Now twice a month is frequent for us. In the rare event that it does happen it's because I initiated and it always ends up being dull vanilla shit and she's clearly not all that into it. I ask if she'd like to change things up to make things a little more interesting. "No, not right now."

I talked to her about it before a few months ago. I tried asking her what turns her on, what she fantasizes about, what kind of porn appeals to her, what she thinks about while masturbating (back then she still did this once in a while, not so much anymore), etc. What am I supposed to do when the literal only response I get to these questions are "I don't know" and "Nothing"? She finds sex kind of awkward to talk about.

I think I know what happened. First she got depressed. Medication actually helped that for a short while, but then her thyroid started acting up. Apparently hypothyroidism is a known libido murderer. Fuck.

It's especially frustrating because my libido has always been super high, and now that I've been working out for the past two months it's spun out of fucking control. I just want to fuck anything with some goddamn legs. I find myself looking at and thinking about other women. Constantly. Seriously it's become a distraction in my personal and professional life. Also, and this is not exactly my finest confession, on some days when she's not home I'm wasting hours on porn (sometimes I'm a little late for work because of it) resulting in a stiff shoulder and a dick that's beaten goddamn raw.

My friend tells me that low libido has never been a problem for her and that she's the one that has to initiate a bonedown with her fiance. I read articles and posts in support forums and shit and high libido women frustrated with their low libido partners is apparently super common. How the fuck did I get to be so unlucky?

Anyway I dunno where I want to go with this. I think I mostly wanted to rant at a place that isn't r/deadbedrooms because I don't really have an interest in getting a circlejerk account and also circlejerk sucks ass. Maybe get some advice even though I know it's going to be either "find a sex therapist" or "your sexually incompatible, get the fuck out now" or both. Has anyone else been in this situation?

Pic very unrelated (was a Pornhub image search for "horny girl")
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!scyTheNg3k - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 22:11:26 EST axC9E8J3 No.100984 Reply
>>100983
if you push someone too hard and hurt them you need to fix it. it's not any different than if you break somebody's window. it's your fault, you pay for it.

checking whether someone actually wants to do something is not a technicality, it's common fucking sense. i'm not playing some stupid college leftist everything-is-rape game, i'm describing how people interact when they give a shit about each other. "consensual" is not a synonym for "fun" or "good", and it was never intended to be. stop getting your panties in a twist about being judged and learn to be actually good instead of just not bad.
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Ian Nibblefield - Thu, 29 Nov 2018 21:21:25 EST tIFxx/AY No.100996 Reply
>>100937
Tricky situation.
First let me address the "How did I get so unlucky" part. Dude come on, be a little bit more understanding. Your girl just went through depression, medication and thyroid problems. I'm sure she is not living the dream either.

Is my understanding that thyroid controls hormones, so yea. That, plus medication, not a good combo.

I suggest really talking to her, and choose your words carefully, since she had or has depression. You will only make the situation worse if you hurt her. Try to understand where she is coming from.

Now, this is up to her imo. You can't obligate someone into doing something for you. Is not healthy.
You should read about nutrition. And talk to her about it, that you've read and if she would like to try it out.
It's ok if you need to tell her, that you feel frustrated as well not only because you want to pound her, but because you miss her. Like i said, choose the right words.

Other than exercising. Eating clean is good for depression and thyroid issue. Some of the stuff that has worked for me, for libido, are incorporating cayenne pepper to my food, ginger, yogi tea, and maca powder (Macca powder tastes like shit, but you can put it in a juice with other veggies or fruits)

Hope this helps. Good luck.
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William Dartway - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 02:04:04 EST fQ0y4M2z No.101013 Reply
Sounds like she's fucking someone else.

How can i be a better bottom?

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- Mon, 03 Dec 2018 22:03:08 EST RuwtCOY3 No.101002
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I´ve seen lots of post giving tips to become a better bottom, these talk about cleaning/diet/lube but i think they´re forgetting something important, that is the top...
What they want? what can i do to give him more pleasure? what they consider a good bottom?
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Shitting Sapperson - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 14:38:50 EST rh1s7TlP No.101007 Reply
what does that even mean?
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Shit Crollersedging - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 17:13:57 EST vbzE4hmr No.101011 Reply
Each guy is different, communication is key. There is no one approach to sex that will please everyone.

That all said, I've been thinking that next time I get laid I'll try to wrap my legs around his torso in missionary. I loved it when girls would do that to me, so it's an idea to try I guess.

Crazy fantasy I want to live out.

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- Tue, 27 Nov 2018 03:55:35 EST mtawLJ23 No.100986
File: 1543308935632.gif -(1347851B / 1.29MB, 312x176) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Crazy fantasy I want to live out.
But probably won't, and that's to fashion a gloryhole and get a large group of STD free men who are willing to pay me small sums for blowjobs and slightly larger sums for anal ( because there would be a hole for my butt ) and to just live in a small, seedy apartment in a city doing this while cross-dressing all the time and smoking weed. THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
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Doris Pellyman - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 04:00:06 EST mtawLJ23 No.100988 Reply
On second thought this sounds absolutely retarded and I'm just gonna continue doing what I'm doing.
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Nug - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:41:44 EST QTVFImGA No.101010 Reply
>>100988

no, you do you, apartment fuckbox is a completely kosher way to express your inner release

Dance floor sex thread

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- Sat, 08 Dec 2018 16:53:22 EST FQktMbXS No.101009
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whom here likes to get down and tear it up on the dance floor?

vibrators destroying sensitivity?

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- Sat, 06 Oct 2018 05:35:02 EST Glsah3kV No.100909
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Is it true that vabrators will make the clit unsensitive and unresponsive?
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Ian Nibblefield - Thu, 29 Nov 2018 21:05:39 EST tIFxx/AY No.100995 Reply
>>100909
uh...depends.
Since 10 years ago, I stopped using sex toys for masturbation. Like someone said here. Dicks don't move in circle in your pussy, dicks don't vibrate while they penetrate and dicks don't have little metalic balls that move in circles for stimulation.
So yea you are setting yourself up to not enjoy a real dick, imo. And there's nothing more frustrating then having a real dick and not have an orgasm.
Took me a bit to learn to masturbate with my hands. I started masturbating with water hose, bathtubs faucets, jacuzzi jets; as well as massagers. And yea I lost sensitivity for sure, that has never come back. Of course, I think these were much stronger than a vibrator. Some sensitivity did come back, (not the same tho) but took a while.

Anyways, I leave the toys for my partner to use on me, if he wants. I would recommend, just using your hands. But hey, everyone is different.
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Charles Mezzlematch - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 15:49:46 EST 2ex+azH2 No.100999 Reply
One of my girlfriends said that whenever she would use her vibrator regularly it would make her clit less sensitive to ordinary finger stimulation, but that the sensitivity would come back after a few days or so since stopping heavy use. It only sounds natural that this could happen considering how much more intense of a sensation a vibrator provides compared to a finger.

I'm sure it depends on the girl too.
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Esther Dollyson - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 21:23:04 EST 8z06sFUB No.101003 Reply
This thread makes me happy that most girls don't know how to satisfy themselves and they don't use vibrators. I used to think that's a lack of imagination but eh.

Hookup Sites

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- Sat, 20 Oct 2018 21:07:56 EST V6qqHZxN No.100923
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What is a good hookup site? The only legit one I have found so far is Saucy Dates.I ran out of luck on that site.
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Barnaby Dartfield - Sun, 28 Oct 2018 08:27:02 EST hp5C7FB6 No.100935 Reply
>>100926
Lol depends on your target audience. My dad got so much ass at his ballroom classes.
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David Pottinggold - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 03:59:21 EST g8oFM4Un No.100997 Reply
I'm looking for it too.

stallionolding

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- Thu, 29 Nov 2018 20:27:19 EST UV60dmfZ No.100994
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I'm currently partnered with one heck of a sexually free woman. She has indulged me in a ton of my kinks (footjobs, chastity, pegging), and I'm sure would indulge me in many more should I ask...

The thing is, I'm kind embarrassed about stallionolding in particular. I don't know why I have a hang up about it but I do. I also doubt I'm the only dude who likes the idea of stallionolding but is kind fucked up around it. By ton fo definitions, I'm already stallionolded - she plays (kink play) with another couple, and they have recently started having sex as well.

I'd like to see this with my own eyes, and maybe engage with it. This other couple has zero interest in playing with me, so they are out of the question. And, like I said, I have a weird hangup about admitting to this kink.

Is it acceptable to set up a MMF threesome with a Bi-Dom, and live it that way? Has anyone use that to scratch the itch until they can really discuss it?

bondage gear

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- Wed, 14 Nov 2018 01:20:09 EST THEBCXAA No.100963
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>post your devices here
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Lillian Blathercocke - Sat, 17 Nov 2018 05:54:38 EST YikO/JxT No.100964 Reply
I don't get this.

What is it supposed to do?

is this modern art?
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Angus Debbercocke - Fri, 23 Nov 2018 09:16:28 EST THEBCXAA No.100977 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

sex doll

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- Tue, 14 Aug 2018 00:26:36 EST xbjVOATq No.100808
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I owned a sex doll for 2 days. I was in a bad place mentally and sold it the 2nd day to someone on craigslist (lmfao) because the shame of owning one made me consider suicide. Now that I'm in a better mental place, I plan on getting one again sometime in the future because slamming that ass was awesome. If you've ever had questions about dolls, feel free to ask. I'm the anon who wanted one at age 14 and finally had one, lived the dream for 2 days.
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James Cruffingshit - Sat, 03 Nov 2018 03:23:27 EST UhbN9J3V No.100953 Reply
God I want a gf who will get stoned with me and play weird kink games with a sex doll.
Denial, only letting me use the doll. Denying her and some like stallionquean stuff.
Sounds so fun. Who cares about stigmas anyhow, took a long time for vibrators to become acceptable now most people don't even blink at it.
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Fanny Gobberfet - Sun, 18 Nov 2018 17:33:45 EST Iy9IV0ju No.100969 Reply
>>100928
Only if you don't buy. Think Thailand, think strippar.

plush-toy fetish?

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- Sun, 11 Nov 2018 16:14:18 EST BC0LwZA0 No.100958
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Anyone else has a teddy-bear / plush-toy fetish?


>since puberty I like to fuck plushed toys.

>Got a GF
>still fucking my plush-toy occasionally

FYI:
>Don't like furries, furries make me cringe,
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Priscilla Drinnertan - Wed, 14 Nov 2018 01:18:37 EST THEBCXAA No.100962 Reply
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kind of, my gf made me a plushie as a present for playing with while we do kinky stuff

id love to see more pics for inspiration

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