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pimp Coping mechanisms

- Sat, 05 May 2018 19:11:18 EST lGIktKN7 No.100555
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I'm involuntary celibate. I experience sexual urges and desires but I am sexually unattractive in many different ways. Aside from committing suicide I'm open to advice on how to get the most out of my life while dealing with these unrequitted, throbbing biological urges.
Polly Cabbledale - Sat, 05 May 2018 22:41:34 EST kIFEfK9Q No.100556 Reply
I dunnoh, have sex with prostitutes. Jack off to porn. Pay for porn. You can still satisfy sexual urges without being in a loving relationship. How to get a loving relationship is another story.
Sidney Fuggledale - Sun, 06 May 2018 01:56:45 EST WqhsDK1g No.100558 Reply
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Meh, I'm unfuckable right now so I'm mainly dedicating my freed up time to self-improvement. I'm getting in shape and working on my career. Might end up getting me laid later on, might just make my life more livable. Either way, I have a sense of purpose resulting from this unpleasant reality.
Martha Bipperstock - Sun, 06 May 2018 13:19:26 EST bpIhuPIb No.100560 Reply
If you look like this peasant guy career is all you have
George Dacklekeck - Mon, 07 May 2018 09:38:41 EST Vw+XfSbf No.100564 Reply
That doesn't help. The problem isn't the urges its the shame. Chemical castration will fuck with your hormonal balance and make you feel like shit without actually removing what really hurts. A few people have come here having tried that option and it just makes it worse. OP's problem is that he equates his inability to fuck with inadequacy, failure and misery, not that the urges are painful or unpleasant.

Sidney is right though, because if you make a great life it might get you laid, but if not you won't say "hey what if I made a cool life for nothing". That said if you want to get laid you should probably take additional action once your life is in order. I was a virgin for ages and sorting my shit out helps but I still rarely have sex because I don't get out there and can't deal with all the bullshit that chasing women comes with considering how abysmal my success rate is, I literally cannot successfully approach women and so whenever I have had anything happen it's been initiated by them. Of course if I was still a fat miserable unemployed depressed (and as a result slower dumber) person no one approached me at all. If I found a way to meet lots of single women without there being any expectations then there's a chance more might notice me and take an interest. So what I'm saying is do what Sidney says but also find a way to meet more women or something. Also its not 2003 any more, dating sites are not a good alternative if you struggle in person, they're now more shallow than reality.
Nicholas Pirringmure - Thu, 10 May 2018 12:43:50 EST GoCm5eyl No.100575 Reply
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Go ask wizchan OP. No joke, i know they are the butt of many, unjustly. It's a real community, centered around a real life experience. Like anywhere, there are crazies and extremists, but those are the minorities. They keep the site clean, shun outsiders, and are swift and effective at handling trolls. Yoi might find the most optimized advice and share in the like experiences of a marginal group.

Check 'em out.
Hugh Blablingstot - Thu, 10 May 2018 14:37:57 EST iTF8VhxC No.100577 Reply
This guy knows it. I trolled wizchan with two lines of text then realized I was just shitting on people constantly shit on. And I also felt empathy for them from my uncle years when I was far and creepy.

I now respect them. Everyone needs a haven. No place is a safe space. The wizards will help you find ways to channel your energy into something you find enriching within your seclusion or at least offer true empathy most of us cannot.

They are REALLY fast at getting rid of trolls.
David Giblingnod - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:35:19 EST m1m9Aa91 No.100607 Reply
Not critiquing OP specifically but most pimps are assholes and deserve the reputation they get. They think they need sex to have self-worth, but instead of critiquing the actual assumptions behind that, 99% of them just blame women because they feel entitled to sex.
Sophie Chuddlematch - Sun, 20 May 2018 19:21:48 EST NKUsRPaZ No.100611 Reply
This. pimps are all fucking cunts and/or retards. Either fix your life and personality to get that girlfriend or get a hooker if you just want to get rid of your virginity.

If I could lose my virginity after spending 20 years in a fundamentalist puritan christian death cult, anyone can. If they fucking try to fix their fucking shit. If they fucking try to be a friend. Not just have friends but be a friend.
Doris Blabberworth - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 06:53:47 EST HPxP07J0 No.100676 Reply
>>100611 wow, care to share any details about that cult?

anyhoo op, please dont reinforce attitudes of hatred in a circlejerking fashion. pimp communities are toxic and i am pretty fucking sure they get you further from getting laid, not help you achieve that. just do something that is only for yourself, get good at shit, have passion, not because you want to get laid, but because it makes your life more interesting. that shit makes you radiate. you would be surprised. and getting laid is a side effect. i couldnt get laid for the longest fucking time, 25 years actually, and i never ever let myself fall into a spiral of hatred towards myself and women. i just developed a fuck it attitude - it might come one day, it might not. and it did, and trust me, i thought i was the most unfuckable ugly repulsive motherfucker to ever walk this earth. brains are plastic, attitudes change, perception of yourself/others changes.
Alice Wenningchock - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:44:48 EST ouWNoD/2 No.100681 Reply
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NB because this belongs in /qq/ -

OP, the first part of moving on is letting go. No matter what sex actually is, you've let it define who you are, and you need to move past that. Practice mindfulness, and work on letting go of your desire. I'm not saying your urges won't still come, but work on not letting them control and define you.
Then, you can focus your energy on maximizing happiness without sex. Happiness is different for every person, but find out what that means for you and work as hard as you can on maximizing it.
Jarvis Gettingspear - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:39:21 EST IIsdAX40 No.100685 Reply
Watch more porn. Take the pussy off the pedestal. Smoke more weed. I seriously don't understand the 'pimp' fad that the media keep trying to push. Don't kids nowadays grow up with porn from like age 11? How have you not simply fapped yourself into a state of not giving a shit? I think 'pimps' are just a group of a couple hundred mentally ill closeted queers who want social acceptance more than sex itself. But since you are emotional queers, you can't just be happy smoking weed and fapping, you are in a constant state of mental despair, like many homosexuals. That's my conspiracy theory on pimps

But the fact that you are asking for advice means you are in a better place than 99% of self described 'pimps'. It means you know your logic is all fucked, but you can't help it. My suggestion would be to get into therapy or counseling of some sort. It might seem like bullshit, but what else have you got to lose at this point? It's worth a try. Maybe you have some undiagnosed disorder, maybe you just need to hash out your childhood with someone who will listen and who was trained to give exactly the sort of advice your looking for. You might be surprised at just how helpful it could be to talk to a professional.

Other option, hire an escort of some sort and just get it out of the way so you can realize that casual sex isn't some life changing experience that will bring you peace of mind. Maybe once you get past the mental block of 'im an pimp' you can start figuring out what you really want out of life and work towards that. After that, the sex will come naturally, trust.
Angus Blondlewell - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 10:50:05 EST 0dyjqjBF No.100707 Reply
work on becoming more healthy and friendly
it can be hard work if you’ve been dealt a bad hand, but I promise it is possible.
ladies generally don’t find bitterness attractive, but do like sweat guys.

also you aren’t involuntarily anything. you voluntary decisions got you to where you are now.
Eliza Dandleshit - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 15:41:55 EST VTx+BQY0 No.100737 Reply
the first thing you did when you were born was fuck your mom better than your daddy ever did, stop this silly shit OP
Graham Worthingson - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 00:55:20 EST R9K2iZj9 No.100738 Reply
Joke's on you, bitch. OP doesn't have a mom; she ran out on the family before he was born.
Samuel Cesslestock - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 22:30:42 EST Lj43oNVX No.100797 Reply

What if you've had sex but you're otherwise generally unsuccessful romantically, and you're looking for something that can just help you become a better person? Says here Wizchan isn't for anyone who isn't an 18+ male virgin.
David Greenstone - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 00:52:34 EST xXFUhtA4 No.100864 Reply
Go to the local community college and take a women's studies course, and an ethnic studies course too, just in case you're racist and don't know it. Also, don't be drunk and crying on the first date, also just be patient.
Alice Grimwill - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 12:45:33 EST R9K2iZj9 No.100866 Reply
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hey, Sidney Fuggledale here. Working out, watching what I eat, and being smart with my money over the past 4 months gave me the confidence to actually go out to the bar and meet people. Two weeks ago I got laid twice in one night ffs. So, yeah, self-improvement gets a 10/10 would most definitely recommend.

OP I can't really speak to the struggles experienced by Seahorse-American people but I'm sure that you can also overcome :)
Nicholas Cezzlefadging - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 00:55:52 EST R9K2iZj9 No.100890 Reply
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Oh yeah and also I have a fucking boyfriend now so YEAH
William Sommlelock - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 22:09:36 EST Rgorcu8n No.100894 Reply
Phyllis Cunningridge - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 04:28:29 EST OzZKc9np No.100895 Reply
pig disgusting volcels get out

op, here's a tip: *don't* join a group of people who spend all day reinforcing each others' self-loathing. you've spent long enough being insulted by people who are more successful than you that you don't need to be insulted by people less successful than you.

and, in order to prevent being tempted to follow false gods in the future, i suggest you learn some philosophy that doesn't suck. wittgenstein is a good starting point, not because he's easy to understand or gives practical advice -- he isn't and he doesn't -- but because anything that's compatible with wittgenstein's ideas usually isn't too crazy, and yet many different worldviews can be made compatible with wittgensteinian ideas by cutting out the bad parts.
Lydia Drupperbanks - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 17:08:50 EST Hlc9zLU3 No.100898 Reply
Lol you don't have to "join the group of people" and spend all day trolling on leddit.

Self-loathing as it may be, that doesn't change the objective fact that there are some very successful teachings in the philosophy of saving money and emotional energy by not investing it something with a rapidly diminishing value.
Jenny Turveygold - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 02:55:22 EST d+IaA+g8 No.100902 Reply
that's a great argument for never buying a car, house, laptop, or clothing, but you probably have all of those, don't you?

you people are totally goddamn fucking crazy. like literally the fact that you talk like that by itself shows how dangerously stupid it is for anyone to think like you. not only does it show an utter contempt for the person whom you're supposed to *fucking care about* being that's the whole point of a relationship, but it's absolutely absurd investing advice. it has nothing to do with preserving any kind of "value" and everything to do with making yourself feel like you're in control of the situation. it's completely insane and anyone who seriously thinks like that needs to join the military to learn the consequences of thinking about people in terms of "value". except you haven't got the balls and you're terrified of how incredibly unlikeable your crazy self-destructive philosophy makes you, aren't you?
Nathaniel Pannerfield - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 12:52:07 EST Hlc9zLU3 No.100907 Reply

I'm literally lol'ing right now at how rustled your jimmies are all because a couple of guys on the internet don't wanna get married and have kids.

Is it that time of the month? ;)
Barnaby Fivingfuck - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 13:50:25 EST O3QzEKSz No.100914 Reply
Talking to women and developing general social skills can be learned through practice like any other skills. There's a whole forum for it now where you can post specific questions. www.rooshvforum.com or just look up Roosh V on Google.

Don't give up on yourself. If you're actually okay with the idea of studying and practicing I really recommend having a look
Walter Pittdale - Sat, 27 Oct 2018 12:38:53 EST Uz7UboqE No.100934 Reply
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>>how dangerously stupid it is for anyone to think

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"

You can't eat GDP. I pity you if you think the purpose of life is making money.

Wittgenstein is a great read. I think it an odd starting spot for studying philosophy. Get Bertrand Russels history of western philosophy and start w/ the classics.
Betsy Givingbanks - Sun, 11 Nov 2018 14:24:09 EST NKUsRPaZ No.100955 Reply
If you just want to have sex, go fucking hire a prostitute you fucking retarded mongoloid piece of idiotic shit.


If you want to solve the problems of WHY you are an pimp... you're most likely a horrible human being with zero social skills which essentially makes you an inhuman entity, because you cannot connect to other humans.

Become a better person, by taking care of yourself, your living environment (that is your room, or house), being a better son/brother/grandson/etc., and being a friend.

Do you have friends? Probably not, because pimps typically have no friends. You cannot get laid if you have no friends. Before you can get your dick wet, you must have friends - or at least, the capacity to make strangers into friends.
Lillian Blathershit - Mon, 12 Nov 2018 17:12:52 EST rEUvd6qd No.100959 Reply
I don't understand this pimp shit. isn't that just called 'being a virgin'? is it an effort to sound less pathetic? or is pimp something more?

anyways, as a 29 yo virgin, I can attest that getting friends, working on my physique and talking to a lot of girls hasn't brought me any closer to losing my virginity, much less getting a girlfriend. even though I've gotten a lot of compliments about my body by girls, noone actually wants to fuck me.
I'm beginning to think it's either my face or some invisible (to me) quality that repels women. people have told me I have this 'cereal killer' (intentionally misspelled to not set off the feds)vibe but even cereal killers get laid so it's probably not that...

I dunno OP, maybe people like us are just not meant to get laid/find a mate.
it sucks but I'm not gonna kill myself over it.
Doris Neppergold - Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:09:28 EST balw8a+w No.100968 Reply
pimps are men who can't get laid and then form a community online where they explain to each other why they can't get laid. You think you're getting honest criticism but it's really emotionally charged projections of why the critic can't get laid. So basically it's a community of insecure men insulting each other but also blaming women, society, feminism, etc. for their woes. That fuels a bunch of mass murders, Elliot Rodgers being the most known example but there have been others too.

> I'm beginning to think it's either my face
Probably not. Even ugly dudes can get laid. It's harder but it can be done.

> or some invisible (to me) quality that repels women. people have told me I have this 'cereal killer' vibe
This is absolutely the reason why most men who can't get laid don't get laid. For example, on Tinder, step 1 for most women is to confirm that the dude isn't going to rape or assault her because he's too desperate or insecure. It sounds like you're not passing that test. It's not about being a psychopath, it's more about you acting weird or creepy around women in some way. Like you're too horny and insecure so you always have an angle or objective when your talking to a chick.

It's generally because the creep never tries to talk to women as just people, especially ones they find sexually attractive. It's a soft skill but my advice is when you talk to a woman you want to fuck don't think about sex at all. Just assume you won't be fucking her tonight and focus on just having a pleasant conversation. You'll miss some cues that the lady wants to to kiss or maybe go back to your place at first but you'll see them appear.

Like give up all hope that you'll get laid but keep going on dates to just meet cool people and learn about them.
Martha Daddlelock - Mon, 19 Nov 2018 05:57:21 EST 7FqjI3CY No.100970 Reply

the thing is, because of my job I work and talk with a lot of hot/cute women colleagues and because most of them are either taken or so far out of my league that they may as well be taken I have no problems at all talking to them.
it's only when I think I might have a chance that I become awkward, silent and aloof.

yesterday a cross-eyed girl smiled incessantly at me. for a second I thought maybe I should try my luck on the mentally handicapped but now I don't even know if that legal or not.

I'll do the hooker thing when I'm 30 but I've already tried a psychologist. she told me the same thing Doris told me.
Archie Drandleshaw - Mon, 19 Nov 2018 13:27:12 EST NKUsRPaZ No.100971 Reply
>yesterday a cross-eyed girl smiled incessantly at me. for a second I thought maybe I should try my luck on the mentally handicapped but now I don't even know if that legal or not.

Wow, you really are a fucking retarded freak.
Henry Gaddletut - Thu, 22 Nov 2018 13:00:10 EST balw8a+w No.100976 Reply
> only when I think I might have a chance that I become awkward, silent and aloof.
yeah that will do that. Like I said before, you will have no chance with a girl if you can't talk to her comfortably. Accept that and talk to them anyway just for the practice of holding a convo with a cutie. Getting some scheduled date like from tinder or some date site is basically explicit practice time so you they'll forgive your awkwardness. You shouldn't have problems getting matches on tinder if you've worked out your appearances already.
Shit Sillerchad - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 01:26:20 EST HFiY82Ds No.100985 Reply
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Don't talk to non-pimps for advice. People who have sex in their lives have no idea what it's like to go without for any significant period of time. They feel like they've earned what they have in life just by having interests and not being fat. They think they know something you don't.

I've been celibate for over a decade, and my only fantasy is a nice hotel room and a sufficient quantity of barbiturates to leave in peace. I don't know where to get those, short of robbing a drug store, so the day remains far off, but thinking about it is the only thing that brings me any sense of hope.

I don't even want sex anymore. The thought of it upsets me and kind of grosses me out. Seeing other people do it, or do any of the things that lead up to it, makes me want out so badly that I'm certain there is no other solution, and that used to bother me. But now I found a sense of peace in the certainty. I know what my life leads up to.

Without anyone to pass anything on to, and no one to share it with, the only drives in life are basic sustenance and momentary amusement. There is no higher fulfillment or purpose. Nothing can take on any meaning beyond this. I'm a singular point of observation with no interpersonal function. My feelings are inconsequential outside of my own experience. My own experience will end peacefully when the time is right.

The only thing that matters is working to have money to eat and have a place to sleep. It's dead simple. Everything on the TV is garbage. None of the movies are any good. It's a sexual world for sexual people and nothing else has any purpose here. There's nothing to do and there never will be. The time to live was childhood and everything in these times is irrelevant.

This isn't advice. This is commentary. This is my momentary amusement. I can talk about it as if it's fascinating, and I can know that other people will see it, and they will laugh or judge, because it annoys them. But I'm not there. I'm only ever here, where I am, and nothing out there has anything to do with right here, where I am.

Piss piss piss, shit shit shit, piss and shit, piss and shit, piss and shit.
Eat, eat, shit. Shit, piss, piss. Eat, piss, eat, piss, shit, shit, shit.

That's a poem I just wrote. It makes no fucking difference.
Phyllis Fimmlebury - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 11:12:31 EST z5eSvUYY No.100989 Reply
Become Gay or Bi
problem solved, incontinence gained
!scyTheNg3k - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 22:18:09 EST Fm9qA1jl No.100990 Reply
>the thing is, because of my job I work and talk with a lot of hot/cute women colleagues and because most of them are either taken or so far out of my league that they may as well be taken I have no problems at all talking to them.
frankly i don't believe this for a second. you said earlier that people tell you that you look "like a serial killer". doesn't exactly sound socially appropriate to me.
listen, if you actually had "no problems" talking to these women, you'd be asking them for advice and not us. you're here, which is your first problem.

if you're willing to do the work of improving yourself, rule #1 is: never, ever, ever use any internet community as a point of reference. these are the most self-selected and unnatural groups of people you could meet. sure, we're trying, and we might give you good advice, but we're not like you, in fact we're not like anyone. like i'm a sub-boy dating a dominant woman. you'll never see that in real life because it doesn't happen. Shit is an pimp and Henry is a communist and those are not normal kinds of people either. Ceci n'est pas un village!

so if you say to yourself "well i'm socializing pretty above average relative to 420chan" you're going to think you've succeeded when in reality you are deep in the lowest realms of failure.

nb. therapists DO NOT help you solve problems with your life. that isn't their job. therapists help you solve problems WITH YOU. the goal of therapy is to change YOU, not the world around you. from what i see in this thread, you have a lot of changing to do, so here's the first baby-step:


you don't have to weight train forever but fun fact: the initial gains are permanent. you heard me. big muscles fade but the body won't wither all the way back to where you started unless you have some kind of cancer.
!scyTheNg3k - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 22:24:02 EST Fm9qA1jl No.100991 Reply
just to clarify i think the reason op is saying he has "no problems" talking to his coworkers is he doesn't actually talk about anything, except work, itself. i'd be surprised if these conversations actually got into personal life shit, much less became friendships.
Edwin Durrymat - Wed, 28 Nov 2018 15:39:38 EST QCcLD3w6 No.100992 Reply
>>looks like a serial killer

People probably think or know op is a school shooter type waiting to happen. Personally most pimps are because they're people who deal with being dominated biologically constantly...in the days of natural selection and jungle rules (or just in the hood) you would have to quickly shed this mentality and submissive loser nature or be killed and not able to breed. Really the less civilized shit is, the more things tend to sort themselves out. Non virgins should duel pimps on the spot and constantly let stallions and pimps know that they are being dominated and if they try to breed they will be mocked and shunned like a lone male lion who has been chased out and dominated by the males in his clan who won't allow him to m8.
Edwin Grandwell - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 13:46:01 EST HFiY82Ds No.100998 Reply
I agree. I'd rather have the opportunity to get in a battle to the death with the sexually successful types who are annoyed by me. If they win, I'm dead. If I win, I got to work through all my aggression until the next battle. It's win-win.
Jack Crankinridge - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 20:26:01 EST balw8a+w No.101000 Reply
This is what people meant when they said OP seemed like a serial killer. Ruminating on how much easier it would be to get laid if you could just kill and rape people will 100% prevent you from getting laid. Women always steer clear of a man if they get even the most remote whiff that you're like these pimps. It's not really a feminism thing either. If you espouse pro-rape views then any woman will avoid you for their own protection.

The irony of these idiots is they're all big champions of "natural selection" and "survival of the fittest" but they've proven themselves incapable of adapting to their environment and are being breed out.
Alice Sanningfuck - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 00:26:49 EST HFiY82Ds No.101016 Reply
Who said anything about rape? I was talking about suicide or murder. I assumed I still wouldn't get laid after the death battle.
Betsy Goodhall - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 22:55:06 EST OEZC93ob No.101017 Reply
PSA to pimps and people like you: There is no grand conspiracy to make sure that you don't get laid. I want people around me to be happy and succesful in life. I have no desire to keep people down just to perpetuate the half-baked idea that the way to progress is to imitate primitive and comparatively retarded pack animals.
Sophie Follerwidge - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 04:56:43 EST cGOvd4i8 No.101022 Reply
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Edwin Wudgegold - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:31:43 EST vbzE4hmr No.101024 Reply
That's really not how that works on either count. Queer is not a choice and even the biggest slut can work wonders with kegels, male or female.

I'm gay and I've gotten laid twice in the past 4 years. Our dating pool is strictly limited to a relatively hidden minority (Roughly 10% of humanity as opposed to 40%) and our courtship has no traditions to lean upon. This stereotype of the oversexed fag borders upon the surreal.

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