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Pussy of the pocket.

- Fri, 12 Jul 2019 12:16:38 EST weRQuN33 No.101333
File: 1562948198934.jpg -(44152B / 43.12KB, 940x940) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Pussy of the pocket.
Holy damn, first time I got a pocket pussy and it feel fucking amazing

This is so much better than wanking off. Where with the traditional hand it took me like a good 20 minutes, it now takes me 5 minutes.

So do IRL pussies feel this way?
Eliza Beddlestere - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 20:37:27 EST rvwloQEb No.101661 Reply
that's a great way to get salmonella, other than that, different strokes I guess? This is one of those things I feel there is some pathology involved but I can't think of an objective reason why it's wrong. The guy's just doing it for a laugh though I'm sure.

Is it bestiality and necrophilia though? I mean, he bought the chicken, I guess it's his to do what he wants to with? idk
Sophie Gubberstock - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 00:05:10 EST us2ZSi98 No.101666 Reply
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What is with the flowers and butterflies? I thought it was a chicken or turkey at first because of the regularly spaced white dots, but now I think it's a diaper? All I'm saying is if you want to fuck chicken, that one guy is right, you fuck a COOKED chicken, like the aboriginals in Australia. You are all retarded, suck my dick, have a good night, I love you.
Emma Hottingfick - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 21:48:14 EST MbYhZC9D No.101668 Reply
Even a cooked chicken is still going to have serious risk of you getting a UTI. Cooking doesn't eliminate all bacteria from a piece of meat, much less a whole carcass with lots of elements that lead to uneven heating. It only reduces the bacterial load so that it's generally safe for consumption, down your gullet, into your stomach acids to be digested. Your pisser doesn't have the same defenses your digestive tract has against bacterial colonization. In the same sense that putting sugar or yogurt up your couch js a horrible idea, so is wrapping a chicken around your meatlog without so much as a condom protecting your delicate urethra.
Phineas Brepperfuck - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 02:26:03 EST 04DL8F1J No.101720 Reply
Nice try, pocketpussy viral marketing.


Matilda Heddlebanks - Sat, 18 Apr 2020 06:59:49 EST jiU2VP32 No.102148 Reply
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thank you,
but it always explodes on me and I have to clean the mess up.
also, can't use this without a condom, if I don't want to get the sap in my urethra.

other than that:
feels wy better than any fleshlight I've tried!
Thomas Fovingville - Wed, 22 Apr 2020 22:15:21 EST zmsfslnk No.102158 Reply
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It’s time to take it to the next level

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