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- Thu, 06 Aug 2015 23:45:46 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94654
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Ask a guy who just got the email, that the sex doll he ordered a few weeks back is on its way
>pic related
Same model but pale skin instead.
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Shit Brinderson - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 01:53:42 EST eNxKPC/P No.94656 Reply
>>94654
I mean, "Are you excited?" is a shit question, so I guess just post back once you get it I guess. I don't know man, I don't really want to know too much about your relationship with a sex toy...
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Edward Worthinghall - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 02:57:26 EST rYbLJDzO No.94657 Reply
Looks like a quite qt model OP. I congradulate you for your excelent taste.

Now, as for questions, I'd like to know everything.
>how old are you?
>how did you afford this?
>have you had sex with a real human?
>do you have a doll fetish?
>do you generaly use sex toys to masturbate?
>are you having any second thoughts?
>what if you get bored with something that's (I presume) quite expensive?

I don't mean to come off sounding like an asshole. I'd get one too if I was filthy rich.
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George Baffingman - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 03:03:09 EST WW8mceLu No.94658 Reply
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>>94655
dress it up like the 420chan girl(whatever her name is) ans post pics. that would be hilarious.
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Nicholas Tootworth - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 08:13:09 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94662 Reply
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>>94656
Hell yes Im fucking excited. Im not sure it would necessarily be a relationship though. Just a hole for my dick.
>>94657
>how old are you?
about to turn 28
>how did you afford this?
credit card with a $5500 limit
>have you had sex with a real human?
  1. 10 year long relationship. So I had pretty regular sex for 10 years. Started in 2003 in high school, ending in 2013.
>do you have a doll fetish?
Always have. As long As I can remember mannequins and barbie dolls would excite me. When I found out these things existed obviously I wanted one, but I was living with my gf at the time, so I had to resort to fapping to videos of guys fucking dolls. This isnt even my first doll bwt. >pic related
>do you generaly use sex toys to masturbate?
For the most part. Fleshlights, and other pocket pussied weren't cutting it anymore. Needed an up grade.
>are you having any second thoughts?
A little. Its alot of money to throw down for a glorified fap.
>what if you get bored with something that's (I presume) quite expensive?
I never got bored of my other doll, and Ive had her for like 8 or 9 months. It just got destroyed due to my negligence.
>>94658
>>94659
I'll give it a try when I get her. Just give me some time.
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Hannah Pugglewill - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 08:34:08 EST 2lLyUnIX No.94663 Reply
Why didnt you go with a real doll?
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Edward Worthinghall - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 09:11:39 EST rYbLJDzO No.94664 Reply
>>94662
Thanks for being so forthcoming! This board needs more people like you and less qq.

>It just got destroyed due to my negligence.
Ouch man, how
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Nicholas Tootworth - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 09:49:35 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94665 Reply
>>94663
That would have been ideal. But theyre too out of my price range tbh. The cheaper real dolls are still $5k+ fuck that. lol
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Nicholas Tootworth - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 10:03:53 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94666 Reply
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>>94664
Thanks man.
>Ouch man, how
First The holes were all worn out. Not just from sex, but from rigorous cleaning as well. The vagina hole eventually opened up into her torso. Not good because thats asking for bacteria and evenutally mold to fester inside of the doll because I would always creampie the shit out of her. Then, one day soon after I noticed that hole in her pussy, she fell from the bathroom counter top in a seated postion while I showered. Broke her neck, spine, and legs. She was still "useable" so to speak. But I had to fuck her with a female condom in her, which was wack, but i didnt want to deal with possible mold, and i could only hit it missionary because she could no long hold any kind of position with the fractures she sustained.

I just put her out of her misery, and trashed her. I was moving soon anyway, and had no Idea how to transport her unnoticed, so it worked out I suppose.
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fuck thisShit - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 04:53:01 EST phA2qzdI No.94696 Reply
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>>94666
2k out of the window! ...
you creep could build your private orgy-apartment with this but instead you decided to fuck a lifeless piece of rubber.
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Wesley Pimblehall - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 10:26:59 EST 2lLyUnIX No.94700 Reply
>>94696
I can already tell he's off his nut. He's just going to let this one get rotten again as well.
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Wesley Focklecocke - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 11:09:26 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94701 Reply
>>94696
What exactly do you think a man can actually do with $2k as far as the sex trade goes? $2k is nothing dude.
$2k could get me to Las Vegas, and get me a fun session with an escort. MAybe It can get me back home. Maybe.
>a fun session with an escort
>a fun session
>a fun
>a

That my friend is $2k out the window.
I suppose I could find escorts locally for $150-300 each.
But do you know how many risks you run doing that? Police, pimps, jolly african-americans, theives, STD's and countless other undesirable things. And with renting the hotel room and shit, bc I'm not bringing back a peice of shit whore to my house so she can know where I live and have Chad her pimp or tyrone come back for the nice shit she saw I had, and what? I can maybe have 8 sessions?
Youre the one who would throw money away. Not me. I literally spend my day off fucking my doll like 10 times. Fucking paid for itself in one day off if each session with a local escort was $200.
Also, as I said earlier, Im just as attracted to sex dolls, mannequins, or lifeless pieces of rubber, as you so lovingly put it, as I am human females. I didnt choose that. It just is what it is. Why lie to myself? The only reason it hasnt been embraced by me to its fullest extent, is because of people like you and:

>>94700
There is literally nothing wrong with me dude. If i was "off my nut", I wouldnt have my own place, pay my own bills, have an above average paying job, 2 car notes,ect. Hate top break it to you. Outside of my agalmatophilia, Im pretty damn fucking boring and normal. And I wont ruin this one too. I've learned my lesson from last time tbh.
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Nicholas Goodspear - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 11:35:32 EST MsHf2qrG No.94702 Reply
>>94701
Yeah but don't you think you could have put that 2k into efforts to try to get another girlfriend? You could at least have one night stands or something.
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Wesley Focklecocke - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 13:55:18 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94703 Reply
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>>94702
Is it difficult to believe that maybe I'm happy though?
Getting another gf is my eventual plan.
But the doll thing is something I really just need to get out of my system. For now, I am working on getting into shape again, and saving money. In the mean time, I can live out my doll fetish everyday.
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Nicholas Goodspear - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 14:35:25 EST MsHf2qrG No.94704 Reply
>>94703
yeah i'm not saying you're not, but there's tons of stuff that a gf can provide that a doll can't. i mean you're an adult and have your own money so do what you want and you clearly understand that point so I guess what I'm saying is that's just a shit ton of money to be throwing at a doll. You could get a real girl after a night at a bar though, which would cost way less even if it's a fling.

In terms of cost it just seems strange is what I'm saying. Even if you struck out and went to the same exact bar for a week straight you'd still be paying less.
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Cyril Dartfield - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 16:44:33 EST D/NhD3e9 No.94705 Reply
2k well spent, OP is a pretty cool guy. I'm no doll fetishist, but hey, dude, chase your fuckin' dreams.
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Esther Fittingpore - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 16:57:15 EST Kuof6COh No.94706 Reply
>>94704
Over the long run a gf would cost more though.
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Martin Wannermog - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 17:58:46 EST bw9KKGYe No.94709 Reply
>>94706

shits the truth honestly. 1 year with my girl id estimate the total cost of the relationship on my end is about 2k
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Barnaby Brupperbock - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 21:25:25 EST 2lLyUnIX No.94720 Reply
>>94701
Finding a local escort is not a sketchy process at all if you do even the bare minimum of research. There are hundreds of websites dedicated to reviews of independent escorts, find one on there and have a great time.
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Basil Fopperlat - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 21:25:36 EST S+X99PVE No.94721 Reply
>>94706
>>94709
Yeah, easily. Just think of how much the average night out with a girl is, even if you're only taking her to dinner you're gonna spend $50 on a cheap date. Unless you just stay at home and watch Netflix with her all the time you're dropping $200 a month no problem. So that's $2400 a year without even taking into account more expensive dates, birthday dates, valentines dates, christmas dates, anniversaries, and any other random day I'm forgetting. Not to mention what having a girlfriend does to your gas tank. Shit's expensive. If we're JUST looking at finances here....Doll girl wins out. Whether or not it's actually worth it is up to whoever.

Curious though, you said you put it on a card so how do you plan to pay it off? Month to month or waiting for a paycheck or bonus or what?
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James Fendlegold - Tue, 11 Aug 2015 20:33:03 EST Py8aHlJ8 No.94738 Reply
>>94654

Why do they always put those hilarious white trash super oversize french nails on all these dolls? Like if I wanted to fuck something that had a trailer trash manicure then I'd go fuck some trailer trash.
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Wesley Buzzdock - Tue, 11 Aug 2015 21:34:34 EST O+hfPa7c No.94740 Reply
>>94738

Nigga you gay thinkin about a chick's nails it ain't even real it's a doll fuck man ain't nothn wrong with it but I mean

I can't even

right now
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John Mogglekodge - Wed, 12 Aug 2015 20:19:55 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94748 Reply
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She's here.
Holy hell my nuts are empty.
Definitely not regretting my decision now.
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Phineas Crungertudge - Wed, 12 Aug 2015 20:32:50 EST vK91V/b1 No.94750 Reply
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>>94666
>mfw thinking about everyone's face if they spotted you trying to "dispose" of your decrepit fuckdoll's corpse discreetly
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Phoebe Benderson - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 12:01:51 EST 4WVOeq8F No.94759 Reply
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>>94748
it would be a crime not to use this thread and your new toy for some 420chan appropriate poses

:Wu-tang always related
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Cornelius Geffingsedge - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 13:54:03 EST hCChmn97 No.94761 Reply
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>>94748
She's fucking cute! Great lingerie.

Review? How is she?
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John Mogglekodge - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 17:09:28 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94762 Reply
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>>94750
I basically took her apart. JUst looked like 2 normal ass trash bags. lol
>>94751
Thanks
>>94759
I have her put up atm. Ill deliver soon. Any other 420chan appropriate poses I should know about?
>>94761
Thanks.
I have a whole lot more naughty shit for her to wear.
Her mouth hole is too small for my dick. Last doll I had, my dick went in perfectly. Im not bragging. Im average at best, but still, This is a Chinese doll, so they make them for those particularly little fellas I guess. Everything else is great tbh. Pussy hole is tight and soft. Asshole is soft and even tighter. Ass and titties jiggle like crazy during coitus. I havent found a position that I cant put her in, cowgirl being my favorite. Well, not any position that would require her to support her own weight standing, because she cant.
Im happy with the doll overall.
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Matilda Wacklestone - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 18:27:50 EST epyL5lZ+ No.94763 Reply
>>94762
>I have her put up atm. Ill deliver soon. Any other 420chan appropriate poses I should know about?
Well we're defo gonna need a lime for reference. Just put a lime somewhere in the photo so we can see her size relative to a lime.
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Phineas Crungertudge - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 00:08:40 EST vK91V/b1 No.94764 Reply
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>>94762
all jokes aside that doll looks fuckable as hell, and i have one question for you.

>Do you find that the psychological value of fucking a full body with weight comparable to a real human gets you off a lot harder than using a regular pocket pussy?

I'd imagine the feeling of the doll's hips smacking against yours while you have her ride you would be 10x more erotic than using a regular one hander. Am i correct on this assertion?
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Nigel Murdstone - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 16:16:59 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94769 Reply
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>>94763
Delivered.
Going to make a hilarious gif for you too. Just give me some time, as I kinda dont know what the hell Im doing when it comes to making gifs.

>>94764
Yes sir that is a correct assertion.
>Do you find that the psychological value of fucking a full body with weight comparable to a real human gets you off a lot harder than using a regular pocket pussy?
Yeah dude. I used to set up my fleshlights banded on 2 pillows so I can thrust instead of just jerk. Not very satisfying in comparison tbh. No tits to suck or grab. No cute mouth to kiss, ect. On top of all that, Im also hella attracted to dolls. So it makes it even better for me. For example. A human girl can get 1 nut out of me, and Im done. When this doll got to my place, I couldnt stop fucking her. Nut after nut. Dick would not go down.
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George Purryfog - Sat, 15 Aug 2015 00:40:18 EST Azgt9Tij No.94778 Reply
>>94769

Did you have six (6) limes just lying around your house or did you go out and buy some limes to take that picture?
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Wesley Dittingwater - Sun, 16 Aug 2015 11:23:56 EST SCyFwc3J No.94799 Reply
>>94786
Pics of him fucking it or at least creampie'd/facialized
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Ernest Worthingstone - Sun, 16 Aug 2015 20:39:08 EST YW2+PDMR No.94806 Reply
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>>94769
this may be the best post in /sd/ history
thank you my man

honestly it might be a bit of work but im pretty sure /b/ would want to see her do plenty of shit too, cheers man and gj on your purchase enjoy the shit out of it
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Betsy Buzzspear - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 02:47:38 EST BwkgamLm No.94861 Reply
So how many times have you banged it now? Also, pics of you fucking the doll?
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Polly Chuvingfed - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 13:45:10 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94865 Reply
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>>94836
I shoved a few limes in her ass. Wouldnt anyone be scared? lol
>>94861
I have a gif maker, but every time ive tried to post a .gif it says its too large. Dont know what to do tbh.
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Polly Chuvingfed - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 13:51:37 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94866 Reply
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>>94861
Ive had her like 2 weeks-ish
Probably like 5-6 times each day. Except the day I got her. It was more 10 times that day.
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Rebecca Focklesit - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 18:28:27 EST S+X99PVE No.94869 Reply
How do you warm her if the pussy doesn't come out? Fleshlights always need heating.
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Betsy Mibbleman - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 02:05:43 EST XZLSuywa No.94894 Reply
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OP is an alright guy in my book.
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Jack Pebblebore - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 08:34:52 EST pE0CVSw1 No.94900 Reply
>>94876
Holy shit that pic.
Yeah. Prince Dollfucker, you're a good poster.
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Albert Clibberdale - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 09:30:14 EST PQt8aax1 No.94901 Reply
>>94865
Thanks for the delvery OP! Piv would be nice too, if not too much of a hassle.
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Albert Puvingpug - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 21:00:47 EST df0RaDfI No.94920 Reply
>>94918
You're just an all around incredible person. Good karma your way cometh.
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Rebecca Fazzlefoot - Tue, 25 Aug 2015 10:55:09 EST XHhiC/n0 No.94921 Reply
>>94918
damn OP, if you lost some more weight you would have a giant dick

get fucking ripped and you will be pulling all the doll bitches yo
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Nathaniel Cezzledock - Tue, 25 Aug 2015 18:25:08 EST Azgt9Tij No.94926 Reply
>>94921

Or even bitches who aren't made of rubber!
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Ian Tootwill - Tue, 25 Aug 2015 19:03:48 EST m+b3lcp6 No.94928 Reply
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oh man. "morbid" and "tragic" collide in horrible shades of revulsion and disdain. youre the epitome of the modern gimp-ape, hunched over in a darkened corner, alone, frantically self-indulging, allowing the rush of endorphins to temporarily dull the dismal pang of guilt brought about by your sorry state of existence
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Esther Drullychire - Tue, 25 Aug 2015 20:43:06 EST rYbLJDzO No.94930 Reply
>>94928
sounds like someone is jelly of his cock :3
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Phoebe Gommerlen - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 09:40:50 EST Prl6jBQZ No.94941 Reply
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>>94928
You clearly didnt bother reading the thread. Because if you did, youd know that I have a fetish for dolls. So let me break it down for you. Everytime I fuck my doll, Im living out my sexual fantasy. Having sex with a human female, which believe it or not, I have done, doesnt get me off like the way a doll will. I didnt choose that, it just the way it is. Im pretty sure the reason I have agalmatophilia is because as long as I can remember, my Grandmother had 3 high quality mannequins in her sewing room. She was a seamstress. I was always attracted to them, and their unrealisticly perfect proportions. Well one day when I was twelve I started rubbing my dick between the ass cheeks of one of the mannequins that had a particularly fat ass, and within seconds, I had my first orgasm. At that point, I didnt even know my body was capable of doing such an amazing thing. I think because of that, Ill always associate cumming with mannequins and dolls. From that day up until I was like 17, I used to violate the fuck out of my grams mannequins. Even When I was 16 I got my 3rd gf, who Id end up losing my virginity to and being with, and having a life with for 10 years, Id still spend the night at my grandmas house a few times on the weekend and violate those mannequins. That gf of 10 years gf left me 2 years ago because I got too fucking fat for her. She flat out told me. She got fatter than fuck too. But eventually she lost like 60 pounds, and started getting attention from guys, and dropped my fat ass like I was hot. As devastated as I was, I was also giddier than fuck, because I knew I could finally buy a doll to fuck. Keep in mind, the I dont consider the doll a gf replacement to fill my loneliness, I consider it a sexy cum extractor for my dick.
Let me assure you Im in a great place in life right now. Career is going great, Ive already lost over 100 lbs (still about 50 or so to go), and Im getting my sexual jollies off in ways anyone with any kind of weird fetish (which is like literally everyone) could only dream of. Maybe you should be happy for me instead of feeling sorry for me. Who you should feel sorry for, is anyone who wont truly explore their sexuality.

All that being said...

Im pretty much thought this >>94930 while reading your little fucking diatribe there. So a few (more than likely male) anons complimented my dick, and it hurts your baby dicks feelings. Until you prove me wrong by posting a time stamped pic of your superior dick, Im going to go ahead and assume this is the case. Failure to deliver will result in your confirmation of suffering from baby dick syndrome, and confirmation that your little faggot poem is just a projection of how you feel living your life having to fap with just your index finger and thumb.

>>94920
>>94921
>>94925
>>94926
Hey thanks guys!
Me and My ex are on good terms as of late, and when I asked, told me something along the lines of
>You still have the best dick Ive ever seen. But you got too fat to use it to its full potential

Feels good man.
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Frederick Grimridge - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 11:58:28 EST S+X99PVE No.94942 Reply
>>94941
I don't feel bad for you OP, I'm jelly as fuck. My poor college-debted ass has to settle for a fleshlight. You ever experiment with the cheaper dolls? I've seen sites that sell them for around 400-500 but they're described as semi-inflatable and I don't want no blowup doll.

Any plans to one day take the plunge and drop six grand on a realdoll?
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Charlotte Pennerted - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 16:54:37 EST 2lLyUnIX No.94944 Reply
>>94942
As great as this thread is, even OP's doll would be too cheap for me.
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Molly Chondergold - Wed, 16 Sep 2015 23:27:12 EST O/Gud4b3 No.95159 Reply
>>95158 goddamn perfect. officially best thread since /kinky/ was replaced by /sd/
thanks OP (also thanks Kirt for the webm support)
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Basil Sindlewater - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 21:53:21 EST 3Trg6Rqs No.95186 Reply
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>>95158
Posting in an epic thread
>>95159
>officially best thread since /kinky/ was replaced by /sd/
Ain't that the fucking truth.
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Simon Panderman - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 00:50:31 EST UHeCrAGk No.95215 Reply
>>94662

I remember how much sexual repression I had as a child because my family wouldn't allow me to have Barbie dolls because I was a boy.

Instead they made me get overmuscled, arguably homoerotic action figures.
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Sophie Ginkinshaw - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 03:46:48 EST 0cxkBq9E No.95217 Reply
This whole thing is a little uncanny to me, but OP if this is what gets you off more power to you
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Shitting Shakedock - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 12:44:38 EST xPJU5jcj No.95220 Reply
OP for President 2016
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Nigel Dockletick - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 23:48:41 EST 06WzZX1q No.95234 Reply
HOW MUCH DOES THIS THING COST
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Isabella Fiddleforth - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 09:26:10 EST yazVn2lB No.95247 Reply
Watching you fuck that doll with your amazing looking cock is getting me all hot.
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John Derryhark - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 20:08:00 EST Prl6jBQZ No.95249 Reply
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>>95215
Dude iktf. I would always beg my parents for barbies under the guise of my action figures needed damsels in distress. That never fucking worked so I had to settle for female action figures like pink/yellow ranger, Catwoman, bat girl, Harley Quinn, poison Ivy, a bunch of female X-Men, ect. It wasnt the same though, I couldnt undress them and violate their rubber nippleless bodies :(

>>95217
Thanks for being cool about it.

>>95220
Haha, thanks. Not sure about president bro, but expect me to be part of the fight to make AI sex robots a reality. The first ones, even though they are pretty shitty, were supposed to come out this year, and feminists, for whatever reason, are already calling for a ban. Fucking ridiculous. I may never buy one, but I will fight for people that will.
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-09/15/campaign-against-sex-robots

>>95234
$2k give or take.

>>95247
>>95210
Was banging the doll all day so at this pint I was pretty much running on "empty", but whatever. Enjoy. a/s/l? lol
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Walter Worthingridge - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 10:27:26 EST S+X99PVE No.95252 Reply
>>95249
She has a mouth, right? Can we get a blowjob pic/webm?
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John Derryhark - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 15:03:25 EST Prl6jBQZ No.95255 Reply
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>>95252
Though my current doll does have a mouth hole, its too small for my dick.
Here is one of my last doll though. This dolls mouth was the perfect size. The mouth hole got the most use tbh.
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John Derryhark - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 18:41:46 EST Prl6jBQZ No.95257 Reply
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>>95159
Just curious. What is the difference between /kinky/ and /sd/?
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Esther Blytheham - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 21:57:11 EST SCyFwc3J No.95258 Reply
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>>95257
/sd/ is more general discussion while also catering to all of what /kinky/ did.
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Clara Bonkinfitch - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 22:35:47 EST O/Gud4b3 No.95259 Reply
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>>95257
/kinky/ was the predecessor of /sd/. The main difference is that /kinky/ used to be in the Adult section , and /sd/ is in the Lifestyle section. Being moved from where the porn is to where personal issues are had exactly such effect on threads. Threads used to be much more, well, kinky. More of "diaper thread #8765" as opposed to "how does I penetrate/masturbate".

At the same time when /kinky/ was moved and renamed, /cd/ was also moved from Adult to Lifestyle, officially becoming a transgender support board as opposed to a cross-dressing fetish board (this was driven by its userbase, though). Also at the same time, the /gore/ board was discontinued, never to return.

Thus 420chan, once again, became tamer than it was.
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Lillian Soggleman - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 23:38:59 EST 2BIrJZVz No.95330 Reply
>>95255
yall got anymore vids with this doll? She's gorgeous
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Martha Girringlig - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 03:58:15 EST 4ZveEoNR No.95721 Reply
This thread was gorgeous! Sure hope it will continue!
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William Smallman - Mon, 16 Nov 2015 09:51:58 EST Prl6jBQZ No.95735 Reply
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>>95721
Doll bro here, still alive and kicking. Was hoping other doll fuckers would join in. Apparently im the only one. Oh well.
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Shit Songerforth - Mon, 16 Nov 2015 13:01:27 EST Jnh9tqLa No.95740 Reply
>>95736
That looks kind of hot. I would never buy one, but if there was one lying around I would definitely try it. Also you don't look that fat OP.
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Charles Wungerwat - Wed, 18 Nov 2015 08:04:57 EST 1xT/B80X No.95764 Reply
oh how i wish i was a sex doll, getting jackhammered by a neet cock on a regular basis.
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Ilitterate Ratrat - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 18:49:51 EST kgtSGk4/ No.95778 Reply
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can you fuck mediacal / CPR-dolls?
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Priscilla Follerstone - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 11:06:16 EST IlGXlibo No.95840 Reply
how do you clean it? do you like, hose it out
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Hamilton Bludgebury - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 20:01:25 EST QoHPiARl No.95873 Reply
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This thread lol
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Priscilla Bollerdut - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:51:09 EST +3cq70Ye No.95885 Reply
>>94654
I'm not going to lie, that's pretty hot OP. I'd fuck a doll too if I had one.
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Augustus Wablingman - Tue, 08 Dec 2015 00:16:00 EST cUeCrS9V No.96004 Reply
>>94876

>her pussy was like a microwaved wet beach towel
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Jehovas Witness - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 02:37:22 EST hCEi15wo No.96270 Reply
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Rubber-Pussies Everywhere
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Jehovas Witness - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 02:39:39 EST hCEi15wo No.96271 Reply
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Silicone-Pussies Everywhere
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Jehovas Witness - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 02:42:18 EST hCEi15wo No.96272 Reply
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Vinyl-Pussies Everywhere.
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Jehovas Witness - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 02:50:26 EST hCEi15wo No.96273 Reply
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Leather-Pussies everywhere.
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Jehovas Witness - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 02:59:37 EST hCEi15wo No.96274 Reply
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PVC-Pussies Everywhere.
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Lydia Giddlenen - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 03:02:17 EST hCEi15wo No.96276 Reply
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Stuffed-Cloth-Pussies Everywhere
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Jack Brookfoot - Wed, 30 Dec 2015 20:48:03 EST DiFZ2VhY No.96363 Reply
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did someone ever try these?
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Priscilla Brookhood - Wed, 30 Dec 2015 23:22:54 EST U05SqYPu No.96365 Reply
>>96363
the fact its see through makes it totally unappealing, fucking a shop manequin would be better than that
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Jack Brookfoot - Thu, 31 Dec 2015 04:33:53 EST DiFZ2VhY No.96367 Reply
>>96365
yeah, but a shop-mannequin is just some solid brick lying there.
Nothing soft or squishy about that.
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Fuck Saddlebork - Sat, 02 Jan 2016 14:36:34 EST plcBqqh1 No.96388 Reply
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i worry about you internets
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Thomas Gindernick - Sat, 16 Jan 2016 14:54:14 EST mHJvsP07 No.96513 Reply
>Ragnarok is immenant.
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Angus Wonderworth - Tue, 08 Mar 2016 11:14:52 EST taeOirYJ No.96975 Reply
Bumping for more doll fuckers.
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Shit Pammerpidge - Tue, 08 Mar 2016 23:45:41 EST WCBZAmeM No.96985 Reply
this thread is hot
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Phoebe Bardspear - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 03:49:10 EST 9BR7wMHI No.96989 Reply
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>>94666
>First The holes were all worn out. Not just from sex, but from rigorous cleaning as well. The vagina hole eventually opened up into her torso. Not good because thats asking for bacteria and evenutally mold to fester inside of the doll because I would always creampie the shit out of her. Then, one day soon after I noticed that hole in her pussy, she fell from the bathroom counter top in a seated postion while I showered. Broke her neck, spine, and legs. She was still "useable" so to speak. But I had to fuck her with a female condom in her, which was wack, but i didnt want to deal with possible mold, and i could only hit it missionary because she could no long hold any kind of position with the fractures she sustained.
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Faggy Clonderman - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 08:03:36 EST Fxy8Oelj No.96992 Reply
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>>94666
>Then, one day soon after I noticed that hole in her pussy, she fell from the bathroom counter top in a seated postion while I showered. Broke her neck, spine, and legs.

holy shit
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Oliver Gerringkidging - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 18:50:55 EST FcDDvSgo No.97003 Reply
>>94654
Holy fuck I need to buy one of those. It will make up for the fact that I never had a gf once in my entire life.
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Martin Debbleson - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 21:16:00 EST doZUG9hm No.97010 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Slipping Spandex - Thu, 10 Mar 2016 01:36:15 EST uIZkX4K/ No.97024 Reply
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>>95249
Think of all the unemployed prositutes! Its so unfair! ^^ lol!

Surprise, surprise, feminists wanting to BAN everything. Sneaky and manipulative they mention children so to make it sound all about paedophiles. Feminists will stoop to their lowest level to control and stop all freedom of choice.
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Slipping Spandex - Thu, 10 Mar 2016 02:10:53 EST uIZkX4K/ No.97025 Reply
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>>95249
now imagine what can be accomplished with gene-technology in some years!

creating self-cleaning, self heating and self-lubricating sex-toys made out of human skin and flesh!
I hope I will experience this in my lifetime!
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Graham Crendleheg - Sat, 12 Mar 2016 23:34:37 EST 4O8Pvuy2 No.97113 Reply
bumping a hot thread
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Eliza Ginderfield - Tue, 17 May 2016 13:19:27 EST CWJumduK No.97676 Reply
>>97675
This is the future. Somebody patent all-purpose 'Fuckamajig'.
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Nigel Suffingdig - Wed, 18 May 2016 21:31:26 EST 5E97Ckcf No.97690 Reply
That was great. I saved the limes for Wu-tang pic cuz it's hilarious.
hopefully I dont regret that later.

I enjoyed the part where you dropped your first doll and she had major fractures. I wouldnt call it a fetish, but trauma does delight me, apparently even doll trauma. It was neat reading about your thoughts and getting a look into a world that is so foreign to me. It's what I like about this board. Seeing what makes other people tick.
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Jenny Crickletotch - Thu, 19 May 2016 05:39:10 EST sc1zA2hI No.97713 Reply
>>97690
Anybody else agree that this conversation on sex dolls is deeper than most threads on like minds and dreams and shit?
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Thomas Clanningtare - Fri, 09 Dec 2016 09:43:07 EST S8fDuS72 No.98899 Reply
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OP here.
I had to get rid of the doll in the OP. Getting fucked sometimes 10-15 times a day for over a year will take its its toll on these these.
Sex dolls getting cheaper by the day, just ordered a new one.
>pic related
This one is the real deal. 5ft 3in. Like 90 lbs. My last 2 were 4ft 7in, and 50 lbs.
Most dolls gimmicks are their tits, whether they be small, large, or EXTRA large, big areolas, big nips, ect. This dolls, whos tits are damn good, gimmick however, is wide hips, and a fat ass. Will post pics when she arrives
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Fucking Hoblingbud - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 21:05:33 EST 3OkSUy3S No.98935 Reply
>>98933
Give him a big windowless white van, a pair of round-lensed glasses, a small dog, and a shrubby mustache and he will be complete.
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Hedda Smallforth - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 21:13:28 EST CZ9rGLoC No.98936 Reply
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>>98935
Its pretty much that creepy. Especially when I read that part about him dispensing of the one he couldn't use anymore.
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Matilda Bushshaw - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 21:38:43 EST lG6Msr1W No.98937 Reply
I can't wait for sex robots to take the market, which it looks like is about to happen. This is revolutionary. It will help solve the overpopulation crisis, and will prevent creepy men from resorting to trying to hit on real women irl. It's a win-win.

www.foxnews.com/tech/2016/12/05/sex-robots-modeled-on-your-favorite-celebs-set-to-take-over-market.html
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Edwin Hudgetut - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 21:10:56 EST FkDElUGk No.98947 Reply
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Holy fuck I am so jelly of OP
Can't get one myself because living with family. Would love to tho, and can afford it.
On the other hand, I do want a wife and kids. Maybe I'll get one and enjoy it til my 30's and then get rid of it for the real deal.
OP if you're still here, feel free to post more pics and webms, fuckin those are hot.
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Graham Picklock - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 14:44:32 EST KS3KrywE No.99932 Reply
>>98936
yeah the bit about just casting her aside like a used condom made me sad.
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Caroline Brollywock - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 14:03:48 EST KS3KrywE No.99934 Reply
>>99933
Prove it is you with face and time stamp

Did you inflate her in the bathroom or did you bring her in through the restaurant (dressed, presumably), sit down, order two coffees, then discreetly slip out to the Jon, her waiting outside while you checked that no one was in, then giggling, you picked her up over your shoulder and brought her into the cubicle and tore each other's clothes off.
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Charlotte Bandlesat - Thu, 24 Aug 2017 20:33:59 EST JQnj6Clz No.99938 Reply
i just inflated her in the toilet stall. set up the camera, then had sex with her. the deflated her put her in a bag and went home.
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Nigel Blongerfut - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 12:18:57 EST ZaxVHD/v No.100173 Reply
>>98899
That thing is terribly disproportionate though. It got that anime ass look. The ass is fat but the thighs don't match up. Legs of a petite french chick with the booty of a hood rat negro.

I've got news for you, your new doll got a fake ass. Probably had silicone injections to pay her single mother bills. Increase her market share.

Your sex doll is a slut. I'm sorry.

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