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Achieving distance

- Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:34:47 EST /fowkZ7k No.98581
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Whats the farthest distance youve ever blown a load? I jerked off earlier when i was high and i was looking at porn at the time but afterward i looked down and it landed like 10 inches away from my dick. My dick was more or less pointed straight at the ceiling so it mustve been at least a foot right? And the first blowjob i ever got it, i was drunk, but im pretty sure it went like a foot amd a half
Reuben Dindershaw - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 06:10:42 EST 9BR7wMHI No.98588 Reply
I dunno, half a meter or more?

If I don't release some pressure every day, my ejaculations start spraying comically porn-movie far.
Ebenezer Diddlepick - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 06:25:03 EST n2GAqOQK No.98589 Reply

I was lying on my back one day jerking and shot a load and some of it landed on my chin, that's my record. I hadn't had a wank for that past week (also a record) so I guess the pressure had built up quite a bit.
Simon Fanningridge - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 11:22:47 EST oUNnuXhX No.98624 Reply
LOL Good thread. My record is around 8 ft. My ex was shocked when I pulled out and she saw the load pass her and hit the T.V. I regularly shoot about 3ft.
Alice Bavingmeg - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 13:48:35 EST 8uAGtt2M No.98640 Reply
Yeah especially when I pull out I can shoot that jizz across the fucking room.
Beatrice Wenninglatch - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 23:08:16 EST MTbPdzYO No.98643 Reply
I can shoot over my head usually. my prostate is a beast though from all the anal I've had. I can do a few weird things, like "over priming", where I can feel it fill and overfill until a bit of cum pours out, and then orgasm. thats how I usually like to do it. or have a contraction that's more gentle so it flows out like a hose rather than shooting like a gun... or do several of these in a single orgasm. pretty gud
笑沌 !8x8z91r9YM - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:53:27 EST euT3NRDR No.98664 Reply
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Caroline Firringman - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 21:02:05 EST u2kUB4Vp No.98670 Reply
I think it's more of a muscle thing than a volume thing. I mean you need to have enough volume to begin with but after that it should be pelvic muscles to achieve real distance.
Like there is difference between releasing a fat wad and rocketing a fat wad across the room.
Priscilla Blytheshaw - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 17:30:14 EST eL40POlJ No.98671 Reply
I lost distance when I was messing with sounding too
Lydia Mibbleforth - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 22:32:24 EST 5K9nDZFT No.98713 Reply
I dunno why, it's always bothered me, but I absolutely cannot shoot cum. Like, it's happened like less than 10 times in my entire life, and it's always like a 1 feet and straight to the left lol.

It always just poorly poors out. My ex-gf told me she'd never ever seen cum so thick. Does anybody know what that means? Or what could I do to get to shoot some cum? I'd really like just spraying my cum all over a girl's face, but I always have to dickslap them in order for some of the cum to get to the face

I already do kegels and it doesn't really help
Cyril Wapperfedging - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:08:54 EST C3nL7eIt No.98715 Reply
Iktf. I'm literally you. It only goes kablam if I'm super worked up over a long period of time. Sometimes I see some of this porn and it's like fucking water shooting out of their dick, shit's foreign to me.
Hamilton Clinningmot - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:58:42 EST eL40POlJ No.98725 Reply
yeh you need butt action too

take two and call me in the morning
David Honeyworth - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 23:26:33 EST 5BqnEGXJ No.98760 Reply
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Was rubbing one out one school morning before getting up, was bout to bust a nut but didnt prep any toilet paper, ended up pinching it closed to shoot it in a trashcan, accidently loosed the pinch and ended up shooting the load almost across the shorter length of my room.
Shitting Chemmlehetch - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 01:02:23 EST 268zlMBE No.98801 Reply
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Today I noticed that, in just the right light, there are some jizz splatters visible on the wall a couple feet behind my couch, achieved whilst sitting on said couch. Pic is how I felt upon such discovery.

I usually wind up catching it in a nice soft pair of old boxers though, so I don't have all that much to go by in the way of distance metrics. Even so, when well charged, it's been known to spray through 4 layers of fabric with enough momentum to still land on my chest and abdomen.
Betsy Drellerdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 03:30:28 EST 268zlMBE No.98808 Reply
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I think it would be a travesty to deprive the next tenant of my rendition of Jackson Pollock in white-on-white.
Cornelius Brevinghane - Sat, 03 Dec 2016 12:31:04 EST CuEZx1Fi No.98860 Reply
I've been known to accidentally shoot myself in the face when receiving a hand job. Good 2 feet?
Augustus Wollerdale - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:00:48 EST mYZqwEWc No.99431 Reply
I jack it in the shower and I have shot from standing opposite of the showerhead to the other end, sooooo 2 - 5 feet tbh
Sophie Grandhall - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 20:56:31 EST iMrH/lT2 No.100358 Reply
Few meters, was getting a hj from a fwb and it flew across the room.
She was impressed.
Edward Hommertot - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 04:02:54 EST o+AfwCp4 No.100363 Reply

Frankly. I'm like Peter North, spray away hectolitres of sperm, and that is best delicacy if you ask dog of my ex gf
William Cenningwat - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 18:54:40 EST IBlsjQgS No.100366 Reply
If you want to shoot with a lot of force and get distance try edging. I don't have the self control to edge myself but when my girl does it to me I can shoot across the room when i finally cum.
Rebecca Dadgehood - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 21:38:38 EST jbaSiBiG No.100367 Reply
If it's the right circumstances I can easily shoot a load clear across the room. I've actually practiced a little that there's a motion I can make with my fingertips on my shaft while jizzing which causes it to travel almost twice the distance. I've also been complimented by more than one girl on my massive loads. I still regularly amaze myself while jerking off at how much comes out sometimes. It's nuts.

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