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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Selling soul to the devil for a better, depression free life.

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- Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:52:02 EST goxro5S1 No.75690
File: 1564048322271.jpg -(199468B / 194.79KB, 2000x1339) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Selling soul to the devil for a better, depression free life.
Has anyone had any experience with selling their soul? How does one go about doing this?

I have tried to turn to God multiple times but that has been fruitless so I wonder will the Devil turn me down just like 'He' did?

Has anyone done this with any success?
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Alice Gungersire - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 18:59:10 EST TJWtu2up No.75732 Reply
>>75690
Success in money, love, and personal desires are evil and therefore the territory of the devil.
You can turn to god all you want, but he wont grant such requests.

Instead of trying to damn yourself to torture for an infinite period of time in exchange for a few years of material abundance, I strongly suggest you have a real sit-down with yourself and work on changing your motives
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William Pizzledet - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:41:47 EST +fbGsOB2 No.75788 Reply
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Again I would recommend the Lesser Keys of Solomon, it will work.
However I personally would not do this.
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Wesley Tootfuck - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 20:49:43 EST Qrttgb9W No.75839 Reply
>>75690
I sold my soul to be an insane drummer. It got boring quicker than you'd think, and you realize that all the skill in the world is nothing if you don't have the creative drive to do something interesting with it. Not only that, but you still have to maintain the skill once you receive it, or you get a little sloppy like what I let happen to me. Keep your soul.

Can't go back

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- Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:39:15 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75707
File: 1564090755710.jpg -(437879B / 427.62KB, 900x1215) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Can't go back
I made a deal with a dream denizen. I guess I should start from the beginning, though. I used to be plagued with horrific nightmares. Every night I'd die in a new way, or I'd end up in an odd situation where I'm horrified by the things I'm doing.

Then I suddenly developed powers in my dreams. Something would annoy me, and I'd just change it. Or something would attack me, and I'd toss it over the horizon effortlessly. Nothing could stand in my way. I had mastered lucidity in a relatively short time. I created my own space in the astral plane. Not large or ostentatious, but comfortable enough with room for expansion. It was a secure place to hang out.

Then the blackness came. I don't really know what it was, but it had the ability to override my cozy little space. It changed my astral home into a maze of thorns made of iron, and no matter how hard I tried there was nothing I could do. In the maze, I was completely powerless. I couldn't use any of my tricks to destroy the place or escape. The creature was hunting me for sport. I caught a few glimpses of it as I ran and hid. I was eleven feet tall, with spiders legs, but many more than eight. It seemed to phase in and out of existence, and had no defined features. I could see it had many large, pointed, jagged teeth when it turned it's head and growled. It was like a shadow, growing and shrinking in the dim lights of the maze. As I continued to run, it tried to skewer me with it's front legs, which acted somewhere between tentacles and mantis forelegs.

This wasn't your average nightmare. The thing had a presence. It was blocking my abilities. I couldn't even wake up. Eventually it managed to skewer me through the shoulder and pin me against the wall of the maze. I felt the pain ripple through my shoulder, and my back stung from the pricks of the thorns. I hadn't felt pain in the astral realm in years. The creature growled and came menacingly close to my face. Then a balding, middle aged man in a suit walked through the wall of the maze. He offered me a deal. The monstrosity was going to eat my thoughts, or I could agree to never astral project on purpose again. Turns out my actions were somehow interfering with the astral realm, though the man refused to tell me how. So I took the deal.

Since then, I'm unable to enter a lucid state in the dream world on purpose. If I try, I get an endless loop dream where I'll run up a set of stairs, kick down every door on the floor only to find empty rooms, then that whole scenario repeats while I helplessly wait for it to stop. I've gone lucid a few times by accident because the astral world sometimes wakes you up with it's strangeness, but whenever that happens a denizen of the astral world comes and isolates me in a safe but boring space. Last time that happened, they locked me in a room with a couch, an alligator, and a black panther. Thankfully they turned the pain off for that one.

So now I can't go back to the wonders of the astral world. I can't experience things that are impossible. Life has been kind of boring since I made that deal. Thing is, I'd really like to break the deal. But I seem blocked off, and I can't remove the block. Any thoughts on the matter would be appreciated.
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Charles Ferryhall - Fri, 02 Aug 2019 18:40:54 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75751 Reply
>>75741
You're not allowed in the dreamscape. That shit's terrifying.
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Jenny Wondlesotch - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 18:18:20 EST Ue1NsNPu No.75838 Reply
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>>75751

I'm in the dreamscape all the time, doing sex stuff, no joke

Going to dump some of my paranormal images

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 01:27:46 EST JtLLgrUL No.75791
File: 1566278866982.jpg -(162021B / 158.22KB, 594x439) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Going to dump some of my paranormal images
Feel free to join me
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John Hinnershit - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 02:10:21 EST vT4bvZXf No.75834 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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John Hinnershit - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 02:11:40 EST vT4bvZXf No.75835 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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John Hinnershit - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 02:12:27 EST vT4bvZXf No.75836 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Chaos Magick

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- Mon, 27 May 2019 02:17:09 EST irP1Rc5N No.75414
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what do you guys think of it? I like the idea of embracing that youre just making shit up and it's real because you make it real since experience is reality and as we all know there is no objective truth

those who practice it, how has it affected your life?
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William Pizzledet - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:51:08 EST +fbGsOB2 No.75790 Reply
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>>75414
>what do you guys think of it? I like the idea of embracing that youre just making shit up and it's real because you make it real since experience is reality and as we all know there is no objective truth

Can you use the internet and computers to practice Chaos Magick?
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Fanny Blackshit - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 01:59:41 EST JtLLgrUL No.75827 Reply
i'm pretty sure most experiences that I had that I attributed to supernatural things were actually datura or something
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Isabella Pidgeman - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 12:20:36 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75837 Reply
>>75790
Yes, but it's one of the worst tools because the internet is TOO chaotic.

Is heck real?

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- Fri, 02 Aug 2019 10:51:20 EST 7YuPnLYN No.75746
File: 1564757480919.gif -(1876993B / 1.79MB, 400x305) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is heck real?
Why shouldn't there be a place for evil to be punished if not?
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Sophie Gubblehood - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 10:14:32 EST ZcH165qU No.75781 Reply
>>75780
Nah. It doesn't matter what people think of anything. Raping a child causes terrible psychological problems. This is undeniable across any culture. Therefore it is bad. It doesn't matter what any person thinks. Logic dictates what is good and what is bad. Nature does give a shit because degenerate behavior is punished.
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William Pizzledet - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:45:59 EST +fbGsOB2 No.75789 Reply
>yes I was there last night, pretty scary shit.

Male to Female Transformation Spell

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- Wed, 05 Apr 2017 10:46:26 EST +5t25m4D No.73129
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Are there any spells or curses to turn into a woman? And if so, could someone perform it on me?
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Cyril Chummerleg - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 15:58:08 EST i5fGQiSw No.75785 Reply
love dropping in on this thread now and then, the absolute STATE of people who believe in ghosts and aliens but think it's absolutely inconceivable that there's a difference between sex and gender lmao

>>75729
if you really want to be one very badly there's a good chance you already are one

>>73130
*look like a guy
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Cyril Chummerleg - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:00:48 EST i5fGQiSw No.75786 Reply
>>75785
woops i meant to respond to OP not you, you're aight tho
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William Pizzledet - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:37:08 EST +fbGsOB2 No.75787 Reply
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I recommend the Goetia, look up the Lesser Keys of Solomon. The Goetia is very real and very powerful. I recommend caution in doing so follow the steps very carefully and do your research before proceeding. When envoking the Goetic Djinn (demons) be very specific in your request.

You can literally leave your body and become a woman. However your old body will be under the possession of a Goetic Djinn.

I personally would not use the Goetia for this purpose but it will work.

Alright time for a new real actual paranormal thread folks

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- Fri, 20 Jan 2017 23:49:56 EST yGBf85bL No.72832
File: 1484974196586.jpg -(1305329B / 1.24MB, 1536x1955) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Alright time for a new real actual paranormal thread folks
>CIA just released millions of classified docs for public eye due tomthe freedom of information act etc.
>all PDFs you can read via clicking
>project STARGATE
>paranormal studies conducted and written about by the govt
Pick a file involving their paranormal Or parapsychology studies, any deserve a discussion here, as i will be posting some here myself
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George Nabbledidge - Sat, 10 Aug 2019 21:52:39 EST 9VzINyef No.75773 Reply
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>>75772
>The CIA is OUR government, WE elect THEM, THEY ARE ON OUR SIDE
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Fuck Sadgehug - Sat, 10 Aug 2019 22:02:09 EST 2BYRGh4E No.75774 Reply
>>75772
Fuck off bitch boy. Not everyone here is American.
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Eugene Duckman - Sun, 11 Aug 2019 13:04:20 EST ZcH165qU No.75776 Reply
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>>75772
You're not even trying.

Pyrokinesis

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- Sun, 30 Jun 2019 02:31:25 EST NuE9L334 No.75591
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Give me everything youve got on the subject.
I want methods, history, proof, theory, anything.
Lets become firebenders
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Cornelius Popperhood - Thu, 18 Jul 2019 14:12:28 EST MGGlzqzw No.75652 Reply
>>75591
I’d give you a legitimate answer but everyone on this board is lowrate shitposting.
Been this way since like, fucking 2016.
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Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:58:34 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75709 Reply
>>75652
>replies to shitposting with a shitpost

>me replying to a shitpost calling out other shitposts with a shitpost

nb because this whole thread sucks. I just want to know what you know about pyrokinesis, but you decided not to talk about it.
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Alice Gungersire - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 19:01:11 EST TJWtu2up No.75733 Reply
>>75709
Ill talk but a response rate of 2 weeks with people who may not even return doesnt give me much incentive.
I know plenty, what more specifically interests you? I will be somewhat selective

We are the INVADERS

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- Mon, 22 Jul 2019 20:06:22 EST JChWh1Pi No.75673
File: 1563840382985.jpg -(53583B / 52.33KB, 773x517) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. We are the INVADERS
Humans are the descendants of an advanced civilization of aliens invaders who invaded earth and nearly destroyed and replaced the original "reptilian" inhabitants, you may have heard of the Agartha theory also known as the "Hollow-earth" conspiracy which alleges a hollow earth with reptile like inhabitants who live there and secretly control the earth, this is only partly true, originally our ancestors were made up of multiple but similar (in genome) alien races including the Nordic aliens (also sometimes misinterpreted as the Pleiadians) making up modern day whites the melanites who make up modern day blacks and the origin species that made up modern day asians is now lost to time, these use to be a singular unified species that we have now come to know as the "greys" who formed a unique caste system and their advanced genetic engineering allowed them to create the aforementioned offshoots for the invasion and colonization of earth, the Nordics were specifically egineered to be constructors to create the base camps and psychical structures and environmental engineering for the colonies, the Melanites made up the warrior hierarchy being used for most of the invasion battles and occupation fighting, the "asians" were used as overseers, leaders and "managers" of sorts, created to oversee operations and commands of the other two groups. This ancient alien race was inherently and extremely warlike in contract to the peaceful reptilian natives who tried to peacefully approach the aliens at first, the aliens wasted no time in destroying and killing the repitlians as soon as they landed and destroyed the biggest and most profilic city of the repitlians that we now know as "atlantis" the reptilians scared and frightened were scattered all over and under the world in their specially made underground cities and in some above ground communities that were soon exterminated. Sometime around the great impact even a solar flare knocked out all electronics on the hovering ships above the planet and the meteor destroyed the technology the aliens had here, including almost killing the alien colonizers. However because they were specifically egineered to colonize this planet, they lived on but forget their ancient foreign backgrounds, except some. Enter David Icke and many other repitlian conspiracy theorists, there ancestors have passed down this information to them and they have worked hard to brainwash and mislead the public into belieiving the repitlians are manipulative beings secretly controlling and plotting to destroy the "human" race when it's actually the opposite! Icke and his type want to genocide the last remaining reptilians so as to complete the mission they have started so long ago, the truth is that the reptilians have been secretly waging a guerilla war against the invader governments hoping to finally reveal themselves and live amongst their homeworld in peace even with humans if it means they can live in their homelands again. You may have seen stories about them over the years too including the georgia lizard man where they have a society in the swamps because the climate is perfectly suited to them (most of them can no longer live in colder climates because they don't have the technology anymore to do so.) and in fact this is why global warming is mostly not being fought en and hardly as it should. it's all a plot by the original ancestors to engineer the planet to make it unlivable for the native peoples and you see many descendants therefore fight against climate control measures and even some call it a hoax! Anyways I hope I enlightened to shined some new information that some of you may not have known about untill now.
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Beatrice Blatherridge - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 17:07:28 EST 97C4xQmm No.75687 Reply
Ehm the Atlantis wasn't the reptilian island that's LEMURIA ,noob.
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Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:03:09 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75704 Reply
If that's all true, then how do you explain the nephilim? Early man had giants among them. These giants were capable of magical deeds and feats of enormous strength.

You're looking at today's situation and trying to give reasons for how things are now, but you haven't looked far enough into the past.

i think my house has a demon in it and its fucking annoying

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- Mon, 17 Jun 2019 04:39:21 EST BMX6hAQk No.75544
File: 1560760761582.jpg -(156996B / 153.32KB, 600x402) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i think my house has a demon in it and its fucking annoying
Few nights ago my 2yo nephew woke up at 3 something scared as shit, talking about a bad red man standing over his bed. Still talks about it and seems to not be fucking around. Since then shits been falling off shelves in rooms no one is in and hes been waking up at 2-4 every other night and walking around the house talking to the cat? the demon? Just now i caught him doing it(its 230am) and brought him back to bed, grabbed my camera and went to get some water in the kitchen. All our fucking cabinets are open, including a lot my nephew cant reach, some shits knocked over and the kitchens a kind of a fucking mess. i took a picture with the flash on and it doesnt seem to show anything.

Can i just tell it to fuck off? Be gone, youre unwelcome or something?

I live in my brothers place on an army base. theres a patched bullet hole on the ceiling of the bathroom and my neighbors car has a pentagram sticker.
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Ebenezer Chebberhood - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 07:29:59 EST cokTfzJs No.75644 Reply
>>75643
Maybe the devil will appear to you and silently jerk you off from the shadows.
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Ian Dibberman - Tue, 16 Jul 2019 13:43:42 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75648 Reply
>>75643
>>75644
Lucifer's split serpent tongue writhing all over his drunk flaccid dick, while succubus hussies finger themselves in the background to heavy metal music and shooting flames from out of nowhere.
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Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 18:08:08 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75710 Reply
>>75633
This. I've seen hat man. He was a dark shade of red. He walked away when he noticed I woke up. Spooky, but harmless.

>>75544
You'd be surprised where a sleepwalking kid can reach. Or your house may not be level. It's likely a combination of both. The red man is probably harmless. If he appears again, I'd be more concerned about it but honestly this is like a 2/10 haunting.

Black Triangle UFO Might be Man-Made

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- Thu, 25 Jul 2019 09:50:32 EST 1726Mx9I No.75692
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https://hubpages.com/education/Black-Triangle-UFO-Might-be-Man-Made
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Hamilton Doddlehood - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 11:47:38 EST 2pSGsSAT No.75693 Reply
>>75692

It's called the TR-3B and I thought it was declasified there is so much info on it.

It stems from the Nazi's who reverse enginered it from ancient proto european Sanscrit texts from before the great diluge. It uses a spinning murcury engine which creates its own gravitational field (but not quite). they can go into space, the pilot feels no G's etc.
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Samuel Clapperbury - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 12:01:59 EST ddXxPRFe No.75694 Reply
>>75693

Nice troll ... You don't reverse-engineer technology from texts ... that isnt how reverse engineering works.

11 days

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- Sat, 22 Sep 2018 09:17:45 EST R6Oz4uDL No.74966
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in 11 days the ayys come
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Vampyre

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- Fri, 10 May 2019 13:04:48 EST RqI7Uwcx No.75398
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Tell me your stories of vampire encounters.

Anyone have rumors of a a vampire haunting their town? Know anyone who has been attacked? Do you suspect someone might be a thrall or working with them willingly?

Do vampires secretly control society and the aristocracy?
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Nathaniel Clommerham - Fri, 19 Jul 2019 00:50:50 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75656 Reply
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>>75655
>A dream vision of George Bush unleashing magic back into this world
YE GODS THE MAN'S A PROPHET
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Hannah Dettingspear - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 01:44:31 EST p+4YfRbA No.75659 Reply
>>75655
I just want you to fucking kill yourself. I just want you to die. If you're allowed to talk about blood magic and George Bush dreams, then I'm allowed to be possessed by ghosts that tell me to let you know that you should kill yourself. I'm the cia and I'm responding to your post because it angers me and i want you to commit suicide. Why would i admit being in the cia? Because nobody would believe that and i get off on bragging about it in plain view. This reply I'm making only seems halfassed because I'm not trying very hard because why should i. I don't even need to be coherent or manner grammatical sense
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Clara Grandridge - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 01:26:27 EST lk+d/NiB No.75738 Reply
>>75398
Isn't Rihanna from the carribean? Shiver my timbers

Why the Dear David Ghost is Probably Fake

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- Tue, 16 Jul 2019 10:02:59 EST JvmuBQs2 No.75646
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https://hubpages.com/religion-philosophy/Why-the-Dear-David-Ghost-is-Fake
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Ian Dibberman - Tue, 16 Jul 2019 13:41:31 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75647 Reply
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'Cuz all ghosts are fake you silly shit.

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