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inspirobot by Priscilla Fottingstone - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 10:23:46 EST ID:Mkd1jiX5 No.73845 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think it's fairly paranormal that this artificial intelligence is generating thought provoking quotes for me
http://inspirobot.me

Post the freakiest in this thread thankyou
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Rebecca Mondlewell - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 07:10:17 EST ID:mnRgWuqA No.73915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73874

This, stop with this fucking shit website OP. I saw you posting on /b/ with the same shit. We get it, it's not spooky at all, it's dumb code and if you inspect the website you can easily see that. Just fuck off please.
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Basil Goodstone - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 07:12:24 EST ID:RB1oEqS2 No.73916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73874

This, stop with this fucking shit website OP. I saw you posting on /b/ with the same shit. We get it, it's not spooky at all, it's dumb code and if you inspect the website you can easily see that. Just fuck off please.
(fucking took far to long to post that, trying to reject my VPN...grow up its 2017 people are going to use VPN's. I will just keep forcing it through until it posts, bad for your server but it's what you get.)
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Hugh Pickshaw - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 08:13:54 EST ID:DMuaagmo No.73917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73905
Actually you got it wrong too, I just think the quotes are interesting. Paranormal was wrong word to use in the OP, I should have used spooky instead.
>>73916
Never seen that "glitch" myself, but I know what you mean.
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Barnaby Buzzcocke - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:47:58 EST ID:8wCh6BbU No.73925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73917
Ah, that's nice to hear. It's just that if you had actually meant that you took it as a real sign of something, that is really dangerous, and my response would have been valid. So I don't regret writing it. People have gone down the wrong path for more inane reasons. But I'm very happy it wasn't needed.
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Cedric Sudgekidge - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 16:56:54 EST ID:GHnam8wF No.73926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


am I just fucked with or? by Edward Brittingtudge - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 22:43:10 EST ID:DehZvATj No.72473 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IT2Cc_5WxE

how is steam not operating on windows 10 with spirts in it? I mean he is hiding something right? like the ultimate shortcut? yes it is.....
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Lydia Geffingworth - Tue, 29 Nov 2016 17:27:59 EST ID:60eCSH8K No.72550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>72473
What am I even washing?
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Charlotte Clirryworth - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 06:29:57 EST ID:B8zezvF7 No.73924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>72473
if they were riding bicycles, they would have been hit by an asian driver in a maybach rushing between properties.
the driver wouldn't stop because they've figured out by now that their license isn't real, and their parents will be super pissed if they get arrested again.


333 by King of the Cosmos - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 17:23:23 EST ID:oAX/I2Oz No.72263 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is the significance of this sequence of numbers? It has shown up a lot in my life and I was wondering what it could possibly mean.
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Phoebe Crizzlechot - Fri, 27 Oct 2017 00:24:10 EST ID:Xzf6r1U0 No.73832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>72263
i'm pretty sure that's just a natural phenomena. i see the number 42 all the time and i have some friends who are fixated with the number 322. it's pretty interesting, i think it's just the fact the brain picks up on familiar patterns and they stick out from stuff that isnt familiar. idk im no neurologist
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Archie Bannergold - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 04:48:49 EST ID:qJh6/pr8 No.73913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73832
Seriously? Owl pic, 322, oh its nothing op. Man you people sure know how to make it obvious you don't want us to know something. I seriously hope you don't get paid for this you should be fired.

There is definitely some significance to 369. It shows up in my life all the time.
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Clara Brullerstod - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 07:07:06 EST ID:DMUHxRt8 No.73914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73913

Lil jhon says in a song hes like " THREE SIX NINE, ONE MORE TIME, IM LIL JON AND IM DOIN A RHYM , GET LOW< GET LOW, GET low low something liek that.
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Frederick Baddlebetch - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 01:46:24 EST ID:8xtLphnX No.73919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73914
Lmao much better.
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Beatrice Lightlock - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 23:32:44 EST ID:0lyGjlHP No.73923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>72263
isnt that just the physical world. perhaps solar plexus solar plexus solar plexus


Wicca by Jarvis Hiddlegold - Fri, 20 Oct 2017 06:13:58 EST ID:3m4hNJjc No.73822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do u guys feel about wicca? Any successful magick stories to share?
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Charles Hullerfoot - Sun, 05 Nov 2017 22:25:06 EST ID:TmSTe314 No.73875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73861
It means your gay. """She"""" has a pee pee. Congratulations on coming out.
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Hedda Neckleway - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 12:08:03 EST ID:Ur+KeMuy No.73901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73860

>like, i made this thread yeeeears ago, before it was cool.
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Doris Weckleville - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:56:37 EST ID:jK741AtG No.73904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gardner couldn't hack it with the big kids, so he paid cash to papa Crowley to write his book of shadows. Then he wandered off for a life of spanking proto-goth girls half his age as a central ritual to his private religion. I'll admit to a bit of envy there. Ol' Gerry Boy lived out quite the life. I hope my HGA tells me that something similar is my Will. It looks like a lot of fun. It is, perhaps, the UC Santa Cruz of the occult world. Party school. Dubious presentation of fairly accurate knowledge. Competent but second or third tier faculty.

Gardner and his coven, which I will define here as "Anyone who would need to be notified if Mr. Gardner contracted the Clap precisely 30 days ago", did some neat if highly idiosyncratic magical work. Props.

There are both functional and purely decorative Wiccan covens. Their ability to function is roughly par for the course amongst the occult community. Useful, if unspectacular subjective effects are common but far from universal. Said effects wither when recorded for some reason. I am fully aware of how "convenient" that is. I wouldn't buy it if I didn't see it firsthand. I hope you are savy enough not to take my word either. If you want to believe so badly you let your guard down, you should stay the hell out of the hexagram. The wide-eyed babes in the woods do not fare well.

Check it out for yourself. Even if that involves a trip to SoCal, or whatever dingy exurb of London the Typhonian crowd are infesting.

You want specifics? I left on the 405 Freeway at 5:15 PM on a weekday. I had 64 miles to get to an initiation that started at 6:30. You do not do 55 MPH in Los Angeles at any time of day or night. The very idea is absurd... But the cars parted for me like the Red Sea before Moses. You really had to be there. Freeze dried Krispy Kreme.

I saw a photographer write, in opaque pastel blue, sigils in the air with his hand. Admittedly no one else saw this, but when I asked him about I later he just smiled. As did his wife. Apparently rather a common experience for them. I am not prone to psychotic breaks. I have no third choice. Real or unreal. I must accept the evidence of my own senses, but cannot reasonably ask you…
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Phyllis Chopperwell - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 06:20:29 EST ID:TmSTe314 No.73921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73822
Here is a interesting read for anone who wants to start getting there own stories.

https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ!1dxjCK4Z
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Simon Billingfield - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 07:37:18 EST ID:B8zezvF7 No.73922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73901
omfg that pic

>>73822
formal structures are kinda the opposite of what we're looking for

i appreciate semi-formal systems that i can scrape for useful interpretations, but at the end of the day, no one system is going to cover the breadth of symbols that we are presented with on a daily basis.


Goetic practice by Charlotte Clamblefield - Mon, 06 Nov 2017 05:07:53 EST ID:LWQ5s6Y0 No.73881 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /spooky/ I hope you all are well

Recently I've been studying Goetia and was wondering if anyone here had personal experience performing the rituals.

I'd like to try invoking a few spirits, to ask for something specific but mostly just out of curiosity/a desire to speak to the spirits and ask them questions. I was wondering if anyone here has any stories related to the practice as I've heard mixed things and am a little hesitant to dive in to the actual ritual.. I think some models speak of the spirits simply as aspects of the self instead of literal demons..

Thanks /spooky/ you're the best
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Nathaniel Damblenit - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 01:54:49 EST ID:rXSpo9KV No.73902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do Enochian first.

The systems have a lot of overlap, so experience in one helps prepare you for the other.

The things you contact through Enochian are largely indifferent to you. Mostly. That makes screwing up pretty safe; If you mispronounce shit, get your correspondences mixed up, or just botch how respectful/commanding you ought be, generally an Enochian evokation will just fizzle. The entities only care about you for better or worse if compelled to be present. Otherwise they just wander off. Pretty safe.

In the Goetia, most of them seem to want to help you already. They're eager to be played with. They will overlook your mistakes (usually) and appear anyway. Eventually.

If your binding/banishing isn't up to snuff, would you rather a botch fail to attract an "angel", or succeed in attracting but fail in binding a "demon"?

Plus, you'll want to learn a little Enochian beyond reading the words phonetically. Enochian language is a tool native to both Enochian and Goetic practice. It is very effective (albeit hard on your throat) in both. The Lesser Key and other books related to Goetia don't focus much on learning it. It feels almost like a trap. If you need to bind/banish something you didn't expect to summon... Do you really want to be consulting the table of contents in a book in hopes of finding the right words? Isn't it worth a hard year of study and practice, or say 5 years dabbling, to learn to speak the language itself? DIY incantations work just fine so long as they are in competent Enochian and you have the right visualizations.

I'm in the "dabbling for 5 years" path. I've seen both individual and group Goetic evokations. Disturbingly, group practice seems more common. Good stuff happens. Bad stuff happens. Bells Palsey seems to strike a surprising number of sub-Adeptes Exemptus 7=4 summoners.

It is nearly impossible to find a serious Enochian group unless you have tits and a post 1990 birthday so you can hang out with Poke Runion. It distrubs be that so many are driving on the Solomonic Highway, but so few have attended a driver's education class.
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Doris Weckleville - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 01:55:20 EST ID:jK741AtG No.73903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do Enochian first.

The systems have a lot of overlap, so experience in one helps prepare you for the other.

The things you contact through Enochian are largely indifferent to you. Mostly. That makes screwing up pretty safe; If you mispronounce shit, get your correspondences mixed up, or just botch how respectful/commanding you ought be, generally an Enochian evokation will just fizzle. The entities only care about you for better or worse if compelled to be present. Otherwise they just wander off. Pretty safe.

In the Goetia, most of them seem to want to help you already. They're eager to be played with. They will overlook your mistakes (usually) and appear anyway. Eventually.

If your binding/banishing isn't up to snuff, would you rather a botch fail to attract an "angel", or succeed in attracting but fail in binding a "demon"?

Plus, you'll want to learn a little Enochian beyond reading the words phonetically. Enochian language is a tool native to both Enochian and Goetic practice. It is very effective (albeit hard on your throat) in both. The Lesser Key and other books related to Goetia don't focus much on learning it. It feels almost like a trap. If you need to bind/banish something you didn't expect to summon... Do you really want to be consulting the table of contents in a book in hopes of finding the right words? Isn't it worth a hard year of study and practice, or say 5 years dabbling, to learn to speak the language itself? DIY incantations work just fine so long as they are in competent Enochian and you have the right visualizations.

I'm in the "dabbling for 5 years" path. I've seen both individual and group Goetic evokations. Disturbingly, group practice seems more common. Good stuff happens. Bad stuff happens. Bells Palsey seems to strike a surprising number of sub-Adeptes Exemptus 7=4 summoners.

It is nearly impossible to find a serious Enochian group unless you have tits and a post 1990 birthday so you can hang out with Poke Runion. It distrubs be that so many are driving on the Solomonic Highway, but so few have attended a driver's education class.
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Isabella Dreffingfield - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:28:19 EST ID:6cNWcFYW No.73908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73902

I really appreciate your reply, thank you. I have very little experience with this so that was extremely helpful.

I'll keep that in mind and take your advice (working with Enochian first). I hadn't considered the idea of failing to bind summoned spirits and so I will definitely work with the lighter side before moving onto the more potentially problematic spirits of the Goetia.

Thanks again.

P.S. If you don't mind me asking, which country are you in? I haven't honestly heard of any group meetings for any summoning rituals other than general new age medium work here (NZ) and so was wondering about where you would be if there is at least some (if a little lackluster) presence of summoning groups.
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Cedric Trotstock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 02:03:11 EST ID:Iu9cF81Q No.73920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dont really know a whole lot about goetia and I dont even want to dabble in it, but here is a thing http://www.esotericarchives.com/solomon/goetia.htm

At least the sigils are cute


Pangu and the Creation of the World by Pangu 盤古 - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 23:28:09 EST ID:6XeHRrqA No.73809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In the beginning there was darkness everywhere, and Chaos ruled. PanguWithin the darkness there formed an egg, and inside the egg the giant Pangu came into being. For aeons, safely inside the egg, Pangu slept and grew. When he had grown to gigantic size he stretched his huge limbs and in so doing broke the egg. The lighter parts of the egg floated upwards to form the heavens and the denser parts sank downwards, to become the earth. And so was formed earth and sky, Yin and Yang.

Pangu saw what had happened and he was pleased. But he feared that heaven and earth might meld together again, so he placed himself between them, his head holding up the sky and his feet firmly upon the earth. Pangu continued to grow at a rate of ten feet a day for 18,000 years, so increasing the distance between heaven and earth, until they seemed fixed and secure, 30,000 miles apart. Now exhausted, Pangu went back to sleep and never woke up.

Pangu died, and his body went to make the world and all its elements. The wind and clouds were formed from his breath, his voice was thunder and lightning, his eyes became the sun and moon, his arms and his legs became the four directions of the compass and his trunk became the mountains. His flesh turned into the soil and the trees that grow on it, his blood into the rivers that flow and his veins into paths men travel. His body hair became the grass and herbs, and his skin the same, while precious stones and minerals were formed from his bones and teeth. His sweat became the dew and the hair of his head became the stars that trail throughout heaven. As for the parasites on his body, these became the divers races of humankind.

Although Pangu is dead, some say he is still responsible for the weather, which fluctuates according to his moods.
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that Christian guy - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:02:38 EST ID:9lsvXGQr No.73907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73898
>writing walls of text and saying that 'Jesus Himself ' was talking to him.
See that's the thing, anyone can talk to Jesus, it isn't something reserved for only the 'special/chosen' souls. How can you follow a God you can't hear? Even some Christians believe that Jesus talking is only for the special prophets. I have told you the relationships possible with God: Father, Friend, Brother, Spouse, and for women a Son. What kind of a loving Father/Friend/Brother/Spouse/Son doesn't talk to His own son-daughter/friend/brother/spouse/mother? It is for everyone.

If you don't already have this, ask Him for it,

Matthew 7:8-11 - For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

Is being able to talk to Jesus a good thing? Then ask Him for it.

>He is kind of a douche for trying to convert people
I cannot convert anyone, i can only tell you what is on this side of the fence. You go to Jesus and surrendering your soul to Him, and then He will convert you. Let me explain to you what conversion to Christianity means. It is being made into a new creation by Jesus Himself, and the new you has new likes/dislikes and a new Christian personality(being born again),

2 Corinthians 5:17 - Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.
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Augustus Chanderdare - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 17:50:44 EST ID:aEo88gV0 No.73909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73907
If I was in your shoes id actually try to help people, you know peace Corp and soup kitchens, instead of trying to convert people on a paranormal board on drug forum site. Also quoting Bible verses isnt a way to argue your point, it just makes you come off kind of douchy. Ive known some good people who are Christians/Catholics and they dont care what someone believes as long as they're a decent. Whats your view on the priests that rape boys? It still happens in the US . Do you think that if those people donate enough money to the church and confess their sins, they'll get into heaven? Im just wondering because as I said before at least your not closed minded and get offended if people question your religion, like most folk would.
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that Christian guy - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:13:11 EST ID:oEqyMTB3 No.73910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73909
>If I was in your shoes id actually try to help people, you know peace Corp and soup kitchens, instead of trying to convert people on a paranormal board on drug forum site.
I will not quote bible verses here, but it says in the bible that some are called by The Holy Spirit to be kind, and some are called to teach(and many other such roles for God). If you like to be kind, go ahead and do it? It would obviously give you joy, hence, most probably it IS your calling in The Holy Spirit(God). Why don't you organize soup kitchens even if you are not a Christian? I have asked God to help me teach in this place, so that is, at least, my calling on this site, maybe i will be made to do other things, but of this i am sure.

Any act of love will lead you to God, it says that "God is love" twice in the bible, so helping the needy will for sure earn you a lot of things in heaven. Helping the needy is an act of love.

> Ive known some good people who are Christians/Catholics and they dont care what someone believes as long as they're a decent.
As i have said, not everyone is called to teach, it says teachers will face a tougher judgement than others. So they maybe just called to be kind, some are called to be encouraging, some are called to lead etc. What part they are supposed to play in the Kingdom of God is between them and God.

As far as me teaching on paranormal boards goes, i personally became a Christian through paranormal boards. I used to go to these boards for bigfoot, lochness monster and chupacabra type stuff, and became a Christian due to bible verses posted on such paranormal boards by other Christians. Since they were my most immediate surrounding at that time, i asked God to help me help them first, and He granted my request.

>Whats your view on the priests that rape boys? It still happens in the US.
>Do you think that if those people donate enough money to the church and confess their sins, they'll get into heaven?
Rape is obviously a sin. But there is a chance that they may get into heaven if they confess their sins to God. Or they might just be led by God to hell, never turning to God, and being tortured for eternity. God had revealed to a youtube prophet about rapists, they are raped by a demon continually for eternity in hell. But there might be a bleak chance that they might make it to heaven.
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that Christian guy - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:41:31 EST ID:oEqyMTB3 No.73911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>My man have you heard of a Churel?
>The ladies with the backwards feet?
I know only two stories about 'Churails'. Such stories are more common in villages and small towns. I have grown up in a city, and here such stories don't spread as they are deemed as superstition.

First story: My cousin told me about a story that was published in his village's newspaper. There was this guy, he was driving an auto-rickshaw(the local taxi, pic related), and he picked up an old lady on the highway and she told him her destination. As he was driving the rickshaw for her, he was talking to her to keep her company, they kept on talking and talking then after sometime, he noticed her feet, they were backwards. He didn't know what to do so he kept on driving scared out of his wits. After sometime he met a man signalling for him to stop. He stopped the rickshaw and he kept on telling the man repeatedly "The old lady has backwards feet! The old lady has backwards feet!" But the old man said "Look at my feet, they are backwards too". The rickshaw driver looked at his feet and suffered a heart attack then and there and fell out of the rickshaw. Since he was on the highway, some truck drivers picked him up and took him to a hospital. When he regained consciousness, he told everyone his story which then ended up in the newspapers.

Second story: This is from my city, and it again made it to the local newspaper. It is about a Churail who would mark a house with 5 hand-prints at night while everyone would be sleeping(in the same pattern we have 5 dots on dice). Once a house has been marked, she would come to the house the next night, and then make them an offer "take milk from me and give me your son"(this when said in Hindi rhymes). She would ask for the young son(child) in exchange for milk. If the household refused, the son would die the same night. What she did with the sons she took home, no one knows.
I was a child when this story was published, and i got scared and would check my house for the hand-prints for days after.

I have shared another story about a ghost in >>71700

Ghosts and witches do actually exist, and if you use Jesus' nam…
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Martin Fanstock - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:44:51 EST ID:D4mC299B No.73918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73910
Have you seen that movie religulous? Its just people getting offended by simple questions about their religion. But they guy talks to a Vatican scientist and even he says that you can't take the Bible to be completely true, its just a teaching tool. Maybe you should just share the meanings of those teachings instead of quoting the Bible


Orgasm with Hypnosis??? by Priscilla Hubblesare - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 12:40:57 EST ID:AWDqDatx No.73850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P3_iUTyBbA&list=PLsOOtD1hOoQOSZMGQ-9CHceCPTJ8Wwzzs&index=21
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Lydia Hemmlesat - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 06:00:58 EST ID:8NStdY78 No.73851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Quality shitpost.
If you squat heavy your pelvic floor muscles start feeling weird. It's like having a mangina.
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Isabella Bricklebore - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 03:24:49 EST ID:IOurwi/J No.73862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Pocklecocke - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 20:44:24 EST ID:gBf61wcX No.73892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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maybe this is what you are looking for https://mercilessangel.com
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Edward Seckletone - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 20:16:05 EST ID:ZZu4ytqH No.73899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73892
are there any samples of this so I know if I would enjoy it? I can't find any


can I show you my dick? by Phyllis Chuttingbanks - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 11:36:39 EST ID:rFT1gGIw No.73897 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Is Barack Obama still the Sultan of Dreams? by Archie Tootfuck - Sun, 05 Nov 2017 01:51:03 EST ID:O0XEeL36 No.73873 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know he's not POTUS anymore but Trump doesn't seem to be skilled in the art, or have any interest in ruling the dreams of humankind the way his predecessors have.
So does that mean that Obama is still the Sultan of Dreams, or does the mantle pass to someone else since his successor is unable to claim the title? And what are the implications if the person now in control of the dreaming is not in the US and may even be a hostile force?
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Cyril Dundlesat - Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:04:59 EST ID:IOurwi/J No.73884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73873
keep this /tinfoil/ shit off my /spooky/

post ghosts and shit not this
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Oliver Driblingworth - Tue, 07 Nov 2017 14:14:17 EST ID:RJBUUcN2 No.73886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where can I read more about this kind of stuff?

And to answer your question I know there must be a Sultan but I’m not sure it is Obama anymore, it is slowly becoming Trump. If we are talkin of the same thing, which I would have infinite patience in figuring out.
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Molly Forrydale - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 04:22:08 EST ID:ks65dEBd No.73895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
NO, the president of the united states does not rule your dreams.

Take your meds. Abilify works.


The Law Of Attraction by Eugene Crobbledodging - Sun, 05 Nov 2017 22:55:37 EST ID:MzapnfCo No.73876 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you don't know about this, it basically relates to your mindset and thinking / acting in a certain way about someone or something, often before sleep, to bring those things into your life. If you meditate and understand the power of the human mind in relation to the universe, you may understand how this can work. I've meditated for a few years but only recently stumbled across this and gave it a try, and I have been shocked already.

See I'm currently going through a tough breakup. I started to do try out technique with the law of attraction for 2 days because I really could not stop thinking about my ex and I hate to think that we have no possibility of a future at some stage. The next day a friend of mine gave me a gift of cologne, and the company it was made by is the company my ex works at. That company doesn't have stores in my town, in fact the nearest one is like 200km away. This in itself was kind of like a sign that something was coming.

Later that day I get a message from her! She stated that at work she was reading a magazine article that had both my name and a picture of guy that looked kind of like me, and so felt the need to tell me out of the blue! She said it freaked her out. She had not messaged me for a good 2 weeks at this juncture (we broke up 3-4 weeks ago)

How crazy is that? Could be coincidence but I don't feel it is. What are your thoughts on the law of attraction and relation to the universe and consciousness?


Interesting article on lutherans and catholics by Martin Clisslefidge - Sat, 29 Oct 2016 19:55:14 EST ID:Kb2x8l/d No.72350 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://bustedhalo.com/ministry-resources/what-exactly-is-the-difference-between-catholic-and-lutheran-belief-in-communion-they-sound-pretty-alike-to-me

I find it interesting that there really is so much common ground, just a little more understanding would be good.

one of my families long time friends recently wrote a book on the subject but it's nowhere online because, old people can't computer, but if it does go up somewhere I will find this thread and link it.

some nice music as a bounus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd3Md0FBlm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLVJl4OQusk
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dave - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 00:55:38 EST ID:0AYwBv0Y No.73827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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listen, I don't know what drinking wine has to do with finding common ground with god, but I do know that Marten Luther set about the prodestent reformation when he nailed his grievences with the catholic church to the chapel door. He was a monk who ran away and married a nun, which was discouraged behavior at the time I presume. Anyway I didn't read your article, I got distracted by spooky skeletons from German churches.
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Hamilton Buzzway - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 10:46:40 EST ID:KydUpfia No.73828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73827

wine is a sacrament, it's the reason we call alcohol "spirit" because in the old days we used to believe being drunk was to have a spirit in you. It's related to ancient religious practice where they would drink/ take shrooms/ get fucked up and be closer to what they would call god. It just boiled down over the years to represent the blood of Christ (Jesus) in our modern Christian religion. The Paeans and Norsemen would drink mead in a similar way, it's not like you think... viking getting pissed up. it was religious and ceremonial.
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Charles Noffingtut - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 18:00:10 EST ID:kv8XaMqk No.73830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73828
Yeah, also a bit more about the history of the ritual:
Early jews drank goat blood, but because sacrificing goats got expensive as populations grew, "jesus came" and was the last sacrificial goat. Because it would be kinda fucked up to drink literal human blood from now on, the tradition was changed to wine. It's red at least, and more fun to drink than blood.
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John Coppershaw - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 07:48:39 EST ID:JsJEBZ7f No.73865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73830

interesting, I guess that's where the semetic sacrificial offerings mixed with the indo-european religious customs as the two people's came to close proximity.
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Simon Bruttingtadging - Sat, 04 Nov 2017 11:42:32 EST ID:E8L72nko No.73869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>72408

Jesus was a zombie and god is some mighty ghost so it's okay.


Unexplained childhood memories by Lillian Dapperlock - Sun, 08 Sep 2013 22:32:23 EST ID:8LFx5fCB No.61271 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you got any weird and unexplainable childhood memories? I have one or two strange things that when I think back on them I still wonder what happened.
I'll share in yellowtext

>Be at uncles house, all the kids (me, my cousins and brother, some other random kid) are upstairs playing round. All the adults are downstairs.
>Theres no toys in the house, we're just messing round with old exercise equipment in the hall
>Strange noise (like thunder almost) comes from a bedroom
>We all go up to the door to investigate and push the door open. The group of us cram in through the doorway.
>The girls had gone in first, they start screaming and pushing back out the room
>I look up and see glittering golden object on the ceiling. The best I can describe it is like a fat cylinder covered in golden disks like coins.
>The object is rolling across the ceiling towards us, the rumbling noise is coming from it.
>Everyone turns round and runs out screaming
>We run into another room and hide under some covers. I remember the look of shock and fright on my cousins face.
>Adults run up the stairs because of the commotion. We get told off for making so much noise and for going into rooms we weren't supposed to.
>Never mentioned again
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Fuck Dartshit - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 00:58:51 EST ID:Xzf6r1U0 No.73859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73831
hey, /spooky/, im back for another spooky story. not anything unexplained but i thought it was some good Spooky Content

>be me
>be 17 year old wanna be trap lord (again)
>my good old buddy, lets call him J-Boy, got kicked out of his house
>he heads out into the woods, sets up a tent about 200 feet away from The Valley
>when he leaves in the morning he decides to leave it
>we come back a few months later
>out of curiosity we fuck with the tent, its on top of a bunch of mushy dirt and moss
>we open the tent
>literallyamillionspiders.jpeg
>in the center is a child's shoe, covered in moss
>a shoe i recognize from the trail
>i know exactly how it got there, but i'm still creeped out
>we go to the shore because feels bad man
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Polly Sublingwetch - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 07:43:32 EST ID:/IiYFD4K No.73864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>73844

you got any more info for personal research ? That is interesting. I know about the underground highways but I thought it was just between the bases like area 51 to washington or JK air port or what ever...
Well you know... you are not allowed to request cave entrances in the freedom of information act, and it's illegal to go caving without a gov appointed explorer with you. I think they are hiding shit.
A long time ago there was someone who was posting about a lot of cool shit, but I never saved the info or documents he was posting.. I think he was editing this book for someone and he fell out with them and leaked all the info online, there was images taken by cave explorers showing bipedal beings in the darks of the caves. Back then to take a picture you would set up the camera and leave it for long exposure as the image is layed on the negative behind the lense. So in that long time there was these weird "beings" watching them. I wish I saved the thread. They where like really skinny looking people with shiney eyes like a cat and bald grey skin
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Phineas Mongerfuck - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 15:30:10 EST ID:Xzf6r1U0 No.73866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73864
bruh this nigga hasnt done any research he just watched a paranoid neo nazi rant about an underground reptilian society
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Phineas Mongerfuck - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 15:32:52 EST ID:Xzf6r1U0 No.73867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>73866
no shade at you, you make a good point about the legality of caving.
i just think >>73844 is full of bat shit
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Alice Bemblefuck - Mon, 06 Nov 2017 01:45:55 EST ID:IOurwi/J No.73878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61271
slimer.....


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