Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione's Letter View Thread Reply Hide Archie Fendershit - Thu, 30 Sep 2021 02:45:28 EST WSE9O2H0 No.77540 File: 1632984328635.jpg -(185843B / 181.49KB, 620x897) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione's Letter from the Devil Thread"The message — indeed devilish — describes God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit as "dead weights," the researcher said.It was penned by Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione, a 31-year-old nun living at the convent of Palma di Montechiaro in Sicily. On Aug. 11, 1676, she was found on the floor of her cell, her face covered in ink, holding a note written in an incomprehensible mix of symbols and letters, according to historical records. Sister Maria apparently said the letter was written by the devil in an attempt to get her to turn away from God and toward evil, historical accounts suggest. The message, just 14 lines of jumbled, archaic letters, has for centuries defied every attempt at understanding its meaning."350 years later the letter has been partially decrypted strangly enough with a military like encrypted algorithme found on the darkwebAnyone knowledgeable on this matter? User is currently banned from all boards 7 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Angus Sinningsodge - Sat, 23 Oct 2021 05:35:57 EST qbIHhk2o No.77565 Reply Sorry guys but God = everything. there for god = THE DEVIL >> Jarvis Hadgehall - Sat, 13 Nov 2021 08:42:42 EST DXz8bslD No.77596 Reply Hardcore occultist anon here, it looks like an invitation to hell or a contract of some kind. Demons infuse language with power, and have multiple dialects and languages of power accorded to them via sorcery. >> Nicholas Wocklelit - Tue, 16 Nov 2021 09:19:52 EST 3un5WZ6K No.77598 Reply https://t.me/GachaATM
>> Angus Sinningsodge - Sat, 23 Oct 2021 05:35:57 EST qbIHhk2o No.77565 Reply Sorry guys but God = everything. there for god = THE DEVIL
>> Jarvis Hadgehall - Sat, 13 Nov 2021 08:42:42 EST DXz8bslD No.77596 Reply Hardcore occultist anon here, it looks like an invitation to hell or a contract of some kind. Demons infuse language with power, and have multiple dialects and languages of power accorded to them via sorcery.
Inanna View Thread Reply Hide 𒈹 - Tue, 09 Nov 2021 18:50:18 EST qbIHhk2o No.77594 File: 1636501818033.jpg -(1881743B / 1.79MB, 1500x1670) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Mesopotamian "My neck, my back"My vulva, the horn,The Boat of Heaven,Is full of eagerness like the young moon.My untilled land lies fallow.As for me, Inanna,Who will plow my vulva?Who will plow my high field?Who will plow my wet ground?As for me, the young woman,Who will plow my vulva?Who will station the ox there?Who will plow my vulva? Dumuzi replied:—Great Lady, the king will plow your vulva.I, Dumuzi the King, will plow your vulva. Inanna:—Then plow my vulva, man of my heart!Plow my vulva! >> Lydia Pungerford - Sat, 13 Nov 2021 15:49:03 EST k5ENrUIz No.77597 Reply 1636836543664.png -(837794B / 818.16KB, 664x588) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>77594Ditch toc
>> Lydia Pungerford - Sat, 13 Nov 2021 15:49:03 EST k5ENrUIz No.77597 Reply 1636836543664.png -(837794B / 818.16KB, 664x588) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>77594Ditch toc
Funeral home fun View Thread Reply Hide Oliver Drillyford - Mon, 07 Dec 2020 21:47:18 EST uixIL7i7 No.77085 File: 12.jpg -(80085B / 78.21KB, 666x69) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This girl from my town died on Saturday. I'm dropping by the funeral home tomorrow. I'll print out and secretly put all comments posted here inside her casket. Hopefully no one will see them and she'll be buried with them. What message do you have for her? User is currently banned from all boards 6 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Frederick Wollyshit - Wed, 27 Jan 2021 23:50:32 EST sEseM84I No.77236 Reply >>77092Yes he needs our help coming up with messages for the deceased! >> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 03:12:44 EST o95iEG9C No.77588 Reply "vossy (owner of 4chan advice board, Anglo supremacy prophet) said Anglo is eternal as told by the masterrace god Mithras respect the sphere punk ass" >> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 03:13:50 EST o95iEG9C No.77589 Reply >>77588That or (tits or gtfo)
>> Frederick Wollyshit - Wed, 27 Jan 2021 23:50:32 EST sEseM84I No.77236 Reply >>77092Yes he needs our help coming up with messages for the deceased!
>> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 03:12:44 EST o95iEG9C No.77588 Reply "vossy (owner of 4chan advice board, Anglo supremacy prophet) said Anglo is eternal as told by the masterrace god Mithras respect the sphere punk ass"
>> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 03:13:50 EST o95iEG9C No.77589 Reply >>77588That or (tits or gtfo)
The Anomaly View Thread Reply Hide Angus Drallyshaw - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 14:00:37 EST mt33+pbY No.75906 File: 1568052037859.jpg -(170212B / 166.22KB, 1490x648) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Who is the nobody? I've heard he broke the matrix in 2012 and is the reason the world is the way it is, because the powers that be are panicking and doing idiotic plans that are blowing up in their faces. It is said that this man is unkillable, through quantim immortality he has learned how to manipulate the matrix and is currently fucking with the masters, but no one can find him, no one can locate the anomaly 21 posts and 5 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Ian Challygold - Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:33:38 EST hDNEsOxW No.77518 Reply >>77515a pro-vag activist >> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 02:49:45 EST o95iEG9C No.77585 Reply >>75906He is a dumb of made up by a random gay anon. You are likely this anon, op, or at least one of his gay followers. >> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 02:51:28 EST o95iEG9C No.77586 Reply >>77585>oc Fucking hell. Do that again you stupid wanker and I will give you life just so I can torment you.
>> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 02:49:45 EST o95iEG9C No.77585 Reply >>75906He is a dumb of made up by a random gay anon. You are likely this anon, op, or at least one of his gay followers.
>> Sidney Chedgewill - Sat, 06 Nov 2021 02:51:28 EST o95iEG9C No.77586 Reply >>77585>oc Fucking hell. Do that again you stupid wanker and I will give you life just so I can torment you.
what is full self-enlightenment, liberation, the full self form? View Thread Reply Hide Clara Cravingtudge - Sun, 29 Aug 2021 01:03:08 EST 9G0jSL0W No.77521 File: 1630213388416.jpg -(283460B / 276.82KB, 638x992) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. so what does it mean when you attain or rather uncover the full form of your self? That is full and complete enlightenment and at that point you attain eternityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaq5V9XiVU User is currently banned from all boards 3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Cornelius Blatherhood - Wed, 03 Nov 2021 10:20:13 EST FXzF9bN0 No.77582 Reply >>77569So theravada buddhism is metal as fuck. >> Sophie Cunderbanks - Wed, 03 Nov 2021 21:39:40 EST qbIHhk2o No.77583 Reply >>77582emo metal. I'll never understand why existence in this realm is always equated with suffering. I mean yeah its all fake and designed to always be out of our grasp but what is the alternative really like if its even an option? >> Emma Bunlock - Thu, 04 Nov 2021 13:48:55 EST XE2bfZRs No.77584 Reply 1636048135941.jpg -(164174B / 160.33KB, 493x807) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Lol no. None-dualistic Kashmir Sivaism is METAL as fuck tho. The Aghori are also metal as fuck .
>> Cornelius Blatherhood - Wed, 03 Nov 2021 10:20:13 EST FXzF9bN0 No.77582 Reply >>77569So theravada buddhism is metal as fuck.
>> Sophie Cunderbanks - Wed, 03 Nov 2021 21:39:40 EST qbIHhk2o No.77583 Reply >>77582emo metal. I'll never understand why existence in this realm is always equated with suffering. I mean yeah its all fake and designed to always be out of our grasp but what is the alternative really like if its even an option?
>> Emma Bunlock - Thu, 04 Nov 2021 13:48:55 EST XE2bfZRs No.77584 Reply 1636048135941.jpg -(164174B / 160.33KB, 493x807) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Lol no. None-dualistic Kashmir Sivaism is METAL as fuck tho. The Aghori are also metal as fuck .
ORange View Thread Reply Hide Cornelius Gamblenork - Tue, 19 Oct 2021 07:26:57 EST Jw9BIe1l No.77558 File: 1634642817788.jpg -(167891B / 163.96KB, 1200x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Donald trump was a war of the worlds 2 yet in a much more wicked and evil way.
Protection View Thread Reply Hide Hedda Callyworth - Fri, 15 Oct 2021 19:55:00 EST WSE9O2H0 No.77552 File: 1634342100338.jpg -(78766B / 76.92KB, 445x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to get spiritual protection from malicious forces? And how to clear and work the root chakra? User is currently banned from all boards >> Phyllis Gattingnire - Sun, 17 Oct 2021 20:54:46 EST 7PvV3CSw No.77556 Reply >>77552Proper grounding and space around your home, no radio emitting towers Could have flowing groundwater, nature goes around. Keep away from any near field producing people/tech. >> William Himmergold - Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:38:40 EST qbIHhk2o No.77557 Reply I don't really know. I don't think there is any ONE way. I think that if you find something you believe to work for such a thing it will. Prayer, meditation maybe psychedelic pursuits. If you just try hard enough something good will reach out to you
>> Phyllis Gattingnire - Sun, 17 Oct 2021 20:54:46 EST 7PvV3CSw No.77556 Reply >>77552Proper grounding and space around your home, no radio emitting towers Could have flowing groundwater, nature goes around. Keep away from any near field producing people/tech.
>> William Himmergold - Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:38:40 EST qbIHhk2o No.77557 Reply I don't really know. I don't think there is any ONE way. I think that if you find something you believe to work for such a thing it will. Prayer, meditation maybe psychedelic pursuits. If you just try hard enough something good will reach out to you
yoga, again View Thread Reply Hide abc - Mon, 04 Oct 2021 12:45:14 EST pX8iIcN9 No.77545 File: 1633365914857.jpg -(89498B / 87.40KB, 1050x444) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what happens to the genitalia when you practice yoga? (look picture) >> Henry Pullypure - Mon, 04 Oct 2021 16:09:22 EST u3QntF2k No.77546 Reply Erectile dysfunction, if you overdo it. Don't know about women. >> David Blullydock - Tue, 05 Oct 2021 16:17:42 EST q3je6g81 No.77547 Reply Enlarged penis and harder erection. Women get tighter vagina and firmer tits. >> Dextrolord - Sat, 16 Oct 2021 11:08:06 EST 8ISlkuA+ No.77554 Reply 1634396886395.jpg -(133297B / 130.17KB, 760x541) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>77545One of my exes was studying to become a yoga instructor and to get her own studio. And I'll say this, it didn't seem to have any impact on how tight she was, she wasn't loose either and would often complain about being too stretched out but I just think we weren't compatible in the bedroom. Her body was never more amazing and toned and firm and perky than it was during that time tho................ I'm pretty glad I got to tap that at its prime to be honest haha
>> Henry Pullypure - Mon, 04 Oct 2021 16:09:22 EST u3QntF2k No.77546 Reply Erectile dysfunction, if you overdo it. Don't know about women.
>> David Blullydock - Tue, 05 Oct 2021 16:17:42 EST q3je6g81 No.77547 Reply Enlarged penis and harder erection. Women get tighter vagina and firmer tits.
>> Dextrolord - Sat, 16 Oct 2021 11:08:06 EST 8ISlkuA+ No.77554 Reply 1634396886395.jpg -(133297B / 130.17KB, 760x541) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>77545One of my exes was studying to become a yoga instructor and to get her own studio. And I'll say this, it didn't seem to have any impact on how tight she was, she wasn't loose either and would often complain about being too stretched out but I just think we weren't compatible in the bedroom. Her body was never more amazing and toned and firm and perky than it was during that time tho................ I'm pretty glad I got to tap that at its prime to be honest haha
Mysterious Audio Recording View Thread Reply Hide Martha Danningway - Wed, 18 Aug 2021 11:10:45 EST kfOOfCbX No.77507 File: 1629299445512.jpg -(198180B / 193.54KB, 806x572) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtGtbhfcQ9s&t=23sWhat is happening in this video who can explain? User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards >> Martha Danningway - Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:05:37 EST kfOOfCbX No.77508 Reply >>77507After viewing, some problems started with my computer User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards >> hello - Tue, 12 Oct 2021 22:48:02 EST 0Jdt2b7t No.77551 Reply >>77507
>> Martha Danningway - Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:05:37 EST kfOOfCbX No.77508 Reply >>77507After viewing, some problems started with my computer User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards
strange video View Thread Reply Hide Phoebe Bublingbut - Thu, 02 Sep 2021 15:36:19 EST kfOOfCbX No.77526 File: 1630611379921.jpg -(84232B / 82.26KB, 1038x761) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8EYQBlJoo0 After turning it on and listening to it, strange things started happening to my computer User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards >> Lydia Fancocke - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 12:08:58 EST CATXr51C No.77533 Reply >>77526Such as? >> MJ MDMA PILLMAN - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 14:57:46 EST w34kcwaZ No.77534 Reply So funny when you would spill your drink on your computer on purpose. >> Edwin Hicklebury - Sun, 26 Sep 2021 00:29:15 EST 5FezwNvW No.77538 Reply FAKE
>> MJ MDMA PILLMAN - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 14:57:46 EST w34kcwaZ No.77534 Reply So funny when you would spill your drink on your computer on purpose.
The coming age of the Biomechanoid View Thread Reply Hide Lillian Blacklefoot - Tue, 31 Aug 2021 09:52:13 EST c5yuSHI3 No.77524 File: 1630417933725.jpg -(168377B / 164.43KB, 724x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. We as some of you might be aware are coming to an end of the age of man. Sometime in the near future we will enter the age of the Biomechanoid. Will you accept the cold embrace of metal and rise above your primitive state ascending to godhood to find your destiny amongst the stars. Or will you stay a sorry blob of flesh and be left behind to die on this sick and decaying world. The choice is yours! 1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Ian Meshmud - Fri, 03 Sep 2021 17:14:32 EST MdmGh9Az No.77527 Reply This thread would maybe fit better on https://boards.420chan.org/wc >> 333 - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 11:58:11 EST w34kcwaZ No.77531 Reply >>77524333333 is the ghost number money code. >> Lydia Fancocke - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 12:07:15 EST CATXr51C No.77532 Reply I'm ready to become a literal brain in a jar if it lets me connect forever. Plant my consciousness into RAM, I am ready to evolve.
>> Ian Meshmud - Fri, 03 Sep 2021 17:14:32 EST MdmGh9Az No.77527 Reply This thread would maybe fit better on https://boards.420chan.org/wc
>> 333 - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 11:58:11 EST w34kcwaZ No.77531 Reply >>77524333333 is the ghost number money code.
>> Lydia Fancocke - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 12:07:15 EST CATXr51C No.77532 Reply I'm ready to become a literal brain in a jar if it lets me connect forever. Plant my consciousness into RAM, I am ready to evolve.
strange game View Thread Reply Hide James Gaffingnad - Sat, 28 Aug 2021 13:39:11 EST kfOOfCbX No.77519 File: 1630172351880.gif -(1647921B / 1.57MB, 400x225) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I found a free game on one site https://tenebrous.itch.io/acceleratorAfter some time that I spent in the gameStrange things started happening to meAt first I had strange dreams then I started to feel strangeWhat was it anony ? User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards >> Ian Gashlock - Sun, 29 Aug 2021 10:22:02 EST MdmGh9Az No.77522 Reply Polybius is some good shitWelcome to Monarch Program, new recruit >> Rebecca Febberdit - Mon, 06 Sep 2021 08:46:42 EST qbIHhk2o No.77528 Reply >>77522It's not the Monarch Program. It is so much bigger than that. The Monarch Program seeks to imitate what is actually happening. CIA aint got shit on space ghosts(gods) >> Fuck Bunbury - Sun, 12 Sep 2021 20:39:22 EST 2a+zCvuZ No.77529 Reply Same thing when I dream world of warcraft
>> Ian Gashlock - Sun, 29 Aug 2021 10:22:02 EST MdmGh9Az No.77522 Reply Polybius is some good shitWelcome to Monarch Program, new recruit
>> Rebecca Febberdit - Mon, 06 Sep 2021 08:46:42 EST qbIHhk2o No.77528 Reply >>77522It's not the Monarch Program. It is so much bigger than that. The Monarch Program seeks to imitate what is actually happening. CIA aint got shit on space ghosts(gods)
>> Fuck Bunbury - Sun, 12 Sep 2021 20:39:22 EST 2a+zCvuZ No.77529 Reply Same thing when I dream world of warcraft
Strange Sounds on 38lsb View Thread Reply Hide Thomas Bunhall - Mon, 30 Aug 2021 09:58:18 EST kfOOfCbX No.77523 File: 1630331898553.jpg -(41449B / 40.48KB, 600x449) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx3atbaS1twWhat is that sound ? User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards
Strange Noises and Objects Appearing/Vanishing/Being Move In My Home. View Thread Reply Hide BackWithNoMilkOrCigarettes - Thu, 19 Aug 2021 23:05:56 EST RSX+R1FF No.77510 File: 1629428756739.png -(496923B / 485.28KB, 1080x548) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hello everyone. It's been forever and a day since I've come to the boards, but I just posted this story on circlejerk and felt like I should copypaste here - I'd like to get as many opinions about this as I can. This is going to be a wall's worth of text without a TLDR, so if you don't feel like a lengthy read I'd say this usn't the post for you. Pic related, but not mine.I have had many GITM experiences throughout my life, but this post is detailing my most recent experiences. The situation I will describe here has been an ongoing experience, with the perceived anomalies occuring sporatically for about 2 years. This post will cover a few selected events (many more could be listed), so please bear with its lengthiness!I moved into a rented home with my girlfriend in September of 2019, in which she had already been living for about 3 years. Over the course of the 2 years I have lived here, I've noticed some strange occurances that have remained unexplained - most of which involve objects appearing in the home that neither of us brought in, as well as objects that we own moving without us having touched them.Not long after moving in, I started to hear strange noises in the house which sounded like light thudding. I eventually realized that the sounds were coming from our front door - the sounds range from a noise that would be made if you tried to open the door when it was locked (we always keep the door locked, even when we are both home), to a noise that could be described as a light thud against the door frame (like someone struck their palm against it).Although these noises can be heard at any time of day, they typically occur at night. When I hear them, I am generally sitting on our sofa (which is positioned in such a way that I can see the windows by the front door)...and any time I look out the window after hearing these noises, there is no one to be seen. Our house is situated in a well lit suburban cul-de-sac, and our front door is situated atop a raised stoop that does not allow for any "hiding spots".My girlfriend has heard these noises as well, but she has only ever mentioned hearing them when I am sitting there with her - she has never mentioned hearing them when I am not home, nor did she ever hear them prior to me moving in with her.Another thing that is strange about this phenomenon is that delivery drivers seem compelled to open our door - I have seen both a postal driver and an Amazon delivery driver approach our door to deliver something (during the day, with our cars parked in the driveway, in view of the whole neighborhood) and attempt to open the door.In both situations, the drivers would approach to put down the delivery, immidately attempt to open the door, then quickly turn to leave. Their behavior looked almost robotic, as if they were being controlled...and after they turned to head towards their vehicle, they walked off calmly as if they were unaware of what they had done.Another set of phenomena that has regularly occured is the unexplained appearance/disappearance of objects in our home - typically mundane objects, such as food items or OTC medication. One related event of particular interest occured about 8 months ago.My girlfriend (who is a school teacher) invited a friend/coworker over to host a virtual Outdoor Education event for their school - they were livestreaming the event in our yard, next to a bonfire. Being a winter night, the weather was particularly cold.As they were making final preparations to begin the livestream, something compelled me to go into our kitchen and look through our pantry - in the pantry was an unopened box of instant hot cocoa packets, which is something that neither of us regularly consume. Assuming my girlfriend had bought it, I shrugged it off and began preparing some for the ladies to drink. It was a cold night after all, and I felt like it would be a nice hostly gesture.Once the event was over and our friend left, my girfriend asked me when I had purchased the cocoa...to which I naturally explained that I didn't. I began thinking about all guests we have had come to our home recently, and was certain that none of them had brought the cocoa with them. What is even more strange, is that the cocoa was sitting forefront on the pantry shelf - the two of us would have to have seen it/moved it out of the way in order to get to items we regularly use.Another similar occurance took place just a few weeks later - when opening the pantry to grab a late night snack, I found an unopened box of microwave popcorn. The popcorn brand happened to be our favorite (we are both popcorn fanatics, but are particular about the kind we eat), and I assumed that my girlfriend had picked it up on her way home one evening. When I began making the popcorn, she got excited and asked when I got the popcorn...to which I, again, explained that I didn't.Because we both love this particular kind of popcorn (we typically eat it at least 3 times a week), one of us would have opened the box at some point prior to this evening...it had been about a week or so since we had gone grocery shopping, and neither of us had seen it in our pantry prior to this moment. And as was the case with the hot cocoa, the box of popcorn was sitting at the forefront of the pantry shelf, in a place that it certainly would not have been overlooked.A few months later, my girlfriend went on a kayaking trip with some friends. She had borrowed a car roof rack from someone (a kayaking junkie, who takes pride in her equipment), including the necessary straps used to secure the boat. After returning home, my girlfriend unloads her kayak into our garage and places the roof rack right next to it (the straps would have needed to be with the roof rack, orherwise the kayak would have fallen off of her car on the drive home).A few days pass and her friend comes to pick up the rack, but in a rush apparently had forgotten to get the straps. The friend contacts my girlfriend a few days later and asks what happened to the straps - my girlfriend and I thouroughly searched the garage and her car, and the straps were no where to be found.Aside from objects mysteriously appearing/disappearing, I have found my belongings in odd places that they should not be...and one time actually withnessed one move in my peripheral vision. The object that I witnessed move "on its own" was my jaw harp - A few weeks ago, after playing it one evening, I placed it on our coffee table...far enough from the table's edge, so that it could not have fallen off by bumping into the table.I went to use the toilet, and as I walked back into the living room past the table, my jaw harp quickly glided across the table top onto the floor. I was about 2 feet away from the table, and there was nothing for me to have bumped into that could have pushed the jaw harp in the way that it moved. My Xbox sits atop a breakfront right next to the coffee table, and ever since the night that my jaw harp moved, my Xbox has been turning itself on at random moments (generally when I am in its proximity).The final story I will share happened just last week. We were out of tissues and I needed to blow my nose before going to sleep. Because I didn't feel like walking to the bathroom for some toilet paper to use, I opened my night stand/undergarment drawer to use a sock (laundry day was coming soon, so who cares lol). I was prepared to remove one from a folded pair, but found a single unpaired sock right away.When it came time to do laundry, the snot sock's companion was nowhere to be found. I threw the sock in with my other clothes, hung everything once it was dry, and put the lone sock back into the drawer. A day later my girlfriend was going through the closet to pick out work clothes, and I heard her laugh. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
