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- Mon, 17 Sep 2018 23:35:49 EST r7zz1jn0 No.74957
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Only the best.
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Ebenezer Gugglebury - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 23:36:50 EST r7zz1jn0 No.74958 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ebenezer Gugglebury - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 00:45:16 EST r7zz1jn0 No.74959 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ebenezer Gugglebury - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 00:47:07 EST r7zz1jn0 No.74960 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

I'm a prophet but I don't know it all yet

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- Wed, 12 Sep 2018 14:09:09 EST eyeJsiXl No.74931
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Ok so I'm a prophet. I know I am. Don't ask how, it would take too long to explain just to have you not believe me anyway. So I'm a prophet. But I'm in a bit of a pickle because I don't know everything that I need to do. The way it seems to work is, I know one thing that will definitely happen if I don't do something yo change it. Like if I don't get rid of my gas faux stove and get a real wood burning stove before this years winter something disastrous will happen. So I know what I need to do. But I don't know what I need to do after that. I guess my problem is this; My second sight does not extend as far as I would like it to. Is there a way to strengthen it so that I may ser farther into the future?
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Phoebe Bublingworth - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 20:32:51 EST a+keWaTo No.74949 Reply
>>74932
What this guy said, OP. You just need to start energy working and see what supernatural tool you can offer us.
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Basil Clemmerfuck - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 17:19:58 EST hbGjJd0p No.74951 Reply
Relatedly, you should learn that opening with the 'I'm a prophet, sorry if you guys can't handle the truth of that' shtick is pretty much a turn-off for everyone.

Everyone has the potential to be a prophet, and you've obviously awakened some part of that potential, but clearly not all of it or with understanding of how you did it, so no need to go around flexing, m'kay? Practice your occult techniques to up your level of development, and if you really are meant to be a prophet, all the answers will present themselves.
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Henry Hibblelire - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 17:22:12 EST eyeJsiXl No.74952 Reply
>>74951
Yea it was pretentious and I was walking in blind and swinging.

Kingdoms of flame

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- Thu, 13 Sep 2018 08:00:58 EST FZ2R0PQ8 No.74936
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Hey /spooky/

I've been readin a few texts recently and came across Kingdoms of Flame. I was wondering if anyone here had experience with using the techniques and if they're worth putting the time into learning. I'm still quite early on and plan to try but was wondering how it compared to something like Goetia, which I've had very mixed results with.

Any input would be very much appreciated. It seems so far that the author puts a lot of emphasis on practice over asking but I was just curious.

Thanks /spooky/ you're all great

BWS

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- Tue, 04 Sep 2018 23:20:45 EST 8/KdvSav No.74899
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Bump when spooked

When will it end
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Martin Bapperfuck - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 13:16:37 EST tzhOKIs1 No.74911 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Isabella Pittridge - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 13:24:24 EST ugbDL05M No.74924 Reply
Just had a creepy crack head ask me if my car is for sale because its been sitting there for awhile, in my garage...

Gonna go buy some sandbag shells for my shotgun

chaos magic

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- Sun, 11 Mar 2018 23:29:07 EST Kl0nsxnf No.74267
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opinions on chaos magic? I kind of want to get into it but never taken the full dive into the occult. What do you guys think? got any info to share?
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Hannah Gubberville - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 18:09:38 EST hbGjJd0p No.74913 Reply
>>74910
It doesn't, chaos magick just focuses on the belief itself being the important part, rather than what you believe in. It's essentially post-modern magick.
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Martin Bagglebury - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 18:57:58 EST NxyOzZXb No.74917 Reply
>>74910
no im prettty sure chaos magic is what i do. i dont use circles. i treat the entities i summon as though they were people rather than an animal i have to lock up to protect me. then again a demon once cut my head off in the astral.
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Polly Chendlekock - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 13:42:21 EST tzhOKIs1 No.74918 Reply
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>>74917
>I treat the entities I summon as though they were people rather than an animal I have to lock up to protect me.
>then again a demon once cut my head off in the astral.

american chakra

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- Sat, 18 Aug 2018 09:53:15 EST pX8iIcN9 No.74803
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charles webster leadbeater has written a book on the chakras (its called 'the chakras'). in that book he says:

"The spleen chakra is not indicated in the Indian books; its place is taken by a centre called the Svadhishthana, situated in the neighbourhood of the generative organs, to which the same six petals are assigned. From our point of view the arousing of such a centre would be regarded as a misfortune, as there are serious dangers connected with it. In the Egyptian scheme of development elaborate precautions were taken to prevent any such awakening."

source: http://www.anandgholap.net/Chakras-CWL.htm


in short, he says the (activated) svadhishthana-chakra is a bad thing. westeners (should) use their spleen chakra instead of their (as of yet dormant) svadhishthana chakra

whats the difference between a westerner using his spleen-chakra (instead of the svadishthana-chakra) and an indian person having an (active) svadhishthana-chakra?? c.w. leadbeater says, as quoted above, that we would regard an active svadhishthana-chakra as a bad thing... why?

(heres a pic of leadbeater's spleen chakra; its the one to the right)
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Lillian Mablingway - Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:44:09 EST 8/KdvSav No.74886 Reply
>>74855
haha holy shit.

made that other guy look like a lying rube.
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Martin Dembleham - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 05:08:31 EST FdZEzDOw No.74907 Reply
>>74854

Even before I read Wesley's rape of your post, I wanted to let you know your text reads as though a 21 year old undergrad's drunken post.

Reading your self righteous shit almost gave me testicular cancer, up until your "I'd love to answer questions" bit which did indeed give me cancer in BOTH nuts.
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Hannah Gubberville - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 18:13:53 EST hbGjJd0p No.74914 Reply
>>74907
I honestly feel like I hit him with it too hard. I should've used just like half of that to bait him into saying even stupider things.

Activate It

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- Sun, 26 Aug 2018 13:06:08 EST a+keWaTo No.74845
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Show em the Bigfoot print pics.
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Angus Drundlegold - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 12:50:56 EST a+keWaTo No.74897 Reply
>>74896
But, rest assured, this is not my foot. or a mold.
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WM - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 23:22:50 EST 8/KdvSav No.74900 Reply
I want to believe the sneaky ape theory so bad.

Thousands of monkeys just beyond our camera lenses and fingertips. They're more aware of us than we are of them. It's like having a furry brother who always watches you from the bushes.
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John Buvingdire - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 14:33:25 EST eyeJsiXl No.74902 Reply
>>74900
I can imagine a type of primate that only lives in mating pairs. Sending the children off to live themselves isolated when they are old enough to do so, until they find mates of their own and live in a pair. They could have low birth rate, and that would keep their numbers small.

Bored how do I shot magick

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- Mon, 20 Aug 2018 12:38:35 EST /Zsi5qMA No.74823
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So I was cruising my local pawn shop and they had a hardcover OG super rare wow version of this demon book. I thought it sounded dope so I bought the paperback one off Amazon. Some cool shit for my shelf, I can hope someday after I die some kid buys it at a garage sale for a quarter and summons satan.

Anyway I'm bored with life and drugs are only fun on the weekend, so I wanna try to become a real wizard. I know some of yall are into it but how'd you start? Is there an idiots guide? I can only read so much shit about magic crystals and summoning crystals and moon water before I get lost. How do I learn the basics? Every text I've tried to read on it just jumps in at a deep end assuming I know stuff.

BTW not gonna try to summon demons with the book. Just curious. And thats what this shit is all about right, the pursuit of knowledge? I don't think theres any harm in reading. Or hopefully anyway.
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Charlotte Sarringbatch - Wed, 22 Aug 2018 10:37:11 EST JHyRIDaG No.74831 Reply
>>74823
just saying summonings without any experience is like standing by a halfpipe and shouting the bodily movements, that would be required to do a certain trick, in detail and expecting your body to perform the trick.

i mean come on use your brain.
if anybody could just read a text from a book to summon a demon, things would be alot different here.
if you dont even believe it is real how do you think you will achieve any recognizable progress?

i could tell you lots of things about the nature of reality and about what steps would be a good start on the journey, but i wont.
like a treasured magical sword, hidden by fate, the truth comes to those it is thought for.
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Lydia Cennerbanks - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 00:16:54 EST 0OiSQceq No.74867 Reply
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>>74829
This was an excellent post. You are a cool guy and not enthusiastic, thank you for your service.
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Emma Drerrytane - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 02:42:09 EST hbGjJd0p No.74869 Reply
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>>74867
Thanks bud (if you're not being sarcastic.)

Fucking Hell

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- Thu, 30 Aug 2018 23:55:05 EST a+keWaTo No.74863
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Not good bros.

Just say a in depth 3-D shadow figure walk by right outside the window on the patio after the house shook in several odd places.
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Reuben Sondernin - Fri, 31 Aug 2018 15:07:57 EST tzhOKIs1 No.74864 Reply
RIP Betsy Dartwater, taken by the shadows.

Alexa, play Despacito Halloween remix.

Ghosts freendz n spirit friends and shit

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- Fri, 27 Jul 2018 19:30:19 EST Nv8LmYLP No.74734
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Who else here appreciates their friendship w/ their ouija boards and spirit guides and what not. My board is professionally handcrafted out of my own choice of wood, the sanding as well, waxed, and includes Papyrus text as well as items infused inside it that are known to attract visitors from the other side :cena: its the most gentle board i ever used and i enjoy the signs i get from the other side so often.
if you fuck with the glow in the dark toy ones yah they can work but theres a reason those are cheap and others can be hundreds

Tell me about your spirit friends ya newb /spooky/ bois
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Augustus Bickledale - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 15:28:31 EST sI0TB1u6 No.74825 Reply
>>74772
next time you see him tell him that golden fiddles are impossible to tune and they sound like shit

magical items worth wearing

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- Fri, 20 Jul 2018 13:03:09 EST KfM445gH No.74701
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What are things/items/accessories etc. that I can wear/use/keep around etc. that are said to bring good luck/protect/enchant/ward off evil/get rid of negativity etc.?

I'm very new to this type of thing and want to learn more about stuff like this.
I've started wearing rudraksha mala as of late and this piqued my interest in all things that could be of any use to a practitioner or just and average joe looking to have some extra fortune, etc. in his life. I just want to learn more about these types of charms/crystals/other stuff that people know work or at least believe have some sort of effect.

Just a curious anon, is all.

If anyone has any contribution or a website or book that I could read that would list everything that I would need to know, that would be much appreciated.
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Frederick Brazzlewell - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 19:04:02 EST a+keWaTo No.74789 Reply
>>74781
Is that image supposed to be a bottle opener?
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Sophie Wongergold - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 18:27:59 EST a+keWaTo No.74793 Reply
>>74791
HUh? You would just put the head of the neck under the tiger's chin.
nb

ZEN-KEKISM

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- Sat, 11 Aug 2018 03:05:22 EST ay9YNOuc No.74769
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Everyone who reads this post will be blessed with positive energy for the next 24 hours
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Nigel Ducklepon - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 16:46:07 EST hbGjJd0p No.74817 Reply
>>74769
Keku is the god of chaos and disorder. And you wonder why you fools constantly have nothing but grief?

Take your psuedo-henotheism and shove it up your ass. You guys aren't egyptian pagans, your mouth-breathing meme-stallions.
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Walter Danningforth - Tue, 21 Aug 2018 16:49:31 EST hbGjJd0p No.74830 Reply
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>>74822
>> things are getting better everyday.
nice trole. 7/10

Online Prophecy

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- Sat, 18 Aug 2018 16:20:00 EST a+keWaTo No.74806
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I was told by someone Online a detailed set of events that soon came true. One thing he told me was that my dials on my car radio would "crumble". I didn't believe it but they actually did! He then began to explain how Music would change drastically in sound. He said that there would no long be a true Bass sound. He said it would disappear and be replaced with a more treble like Bass. This came true for me. Not only on my car but everywhere where there is a speaker. Then he said Treble would be the "only one left" but then when the end of the world would be near, it would "decay as well".
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Basil Funderfore - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 15:02:24 EST OrwPXw4+ No.74814 Reply
>>74813
the pleadians are like 2 inches tall but have the voices of giants.
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Basil Funderfore - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 15:03:22 EST OrwPXw4+ No.74815 Reply
>>74813
and magic comes from stars believe it or not. that magical tingly feeling you got you cann have all the time if you chant the living sunlight.

FOLDS

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- Sat, 18 Aug 2018 23:40:46 EST 8/KdvSav No.74807
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HELLO GOOD SIRS I AM FROM FOLDS, THE FRIENDS OF the LATTER DAY SAINTS.

We are a religion of insane people who befriend missionaries of the church of jesus christ of the latter day saints (or is it and the latter day saints?). We learn their ways, show promise and insight into the commandments, we struggle, we break it off with them.

Over and over again.

We do this for many reasons. Some of us believe feeding off the aura of the faithful bestows upon us powers in the same way a tick feeds off a liver spot. Some of us truly believe quitting drugs and jacking off will help us somehow in the long run, spiritually and physiologically. Some of us get off on the fact that they will break it off with the missionaries after making them worried about you, and harm their faith. Some get sick pleasure out of this.

We don't bother with teaching morals because everyone has their own already. This is a religion for adults.

You can practice if you want. Go befriend a missionary and break his heart by going back to drugs.

TL;DR: my religion befriends missionaries. What's your kooky religion up to these days?
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Nigel Ducklepon - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 16:50:56 EST hbGjJd0p No.74818 Reply
>>74807
>>My religion is basically trolling members of another religion, for the lulz
>>we mostly view our practice as analogous to ticks, rather than a complete waste of time
>>See I agree with your religion. Psyche! Haha what a loser you thought I mean the things I say?
>> This is a religion for adults.
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