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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 08:08:48 EST 3DTPFbf+ No.76100
File: 1570536528467.jpg -(90470B / 88.35KB, 615x461) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. stupid fellow humans
you think that you monkeys made this thing? without help?
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Gebik - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 13:34:50 EST gw+ux+mY No.76357 Reply
>>76100
You didn't have to roll all of that into a ball and make it. If more spread out we could have had huge types of technical corps in different nodes around the world.
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Augustus Bannerbudge - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 20:27:26 EST Fm4zfnCX No.76657 Reply
>>76100
A collection of semi and fully conductive metals printed on a glass substrate.

A tube with a coil that accelerates electrons and bends them with a collection of magnets during a raster scan.

You stupid negro; look up nipkow disc


The earliest computers were electromechanical; some smart fuck figured out how to turn electromechanical movement into electrical movement Reducing the complexity and wear and tear.



In other words you retard sound like "ALIEMS GAVE US ABACUS"

/b/ Check-In Thread

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- Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:20:22 EST ssBPWYIv No.76650
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This is a thread for everyone who starts scrolling /spooky/ thinking it’s /b/ and get’s really confused or shits their pants and then has to explain to their pants it’s ok, 420chan is just regarded.
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Emma Diblingfield - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:52:45 EST uWSMg7c0 No.76651 Reply
>>76650
I do that sometimes, it's not the same anymore though.
Back in the day I accidentally did it right before I was gonna sleep and there was this long ass thread about skinwalkers, and most other threads was just creepy stories too, like unexplained childhood memories etc.
Now it's all just magic and schizo-containment-threads.

I have a curse from godn

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- Tue, 26 Nov 2019 02:20:52 EST tWpTUcHE No.76220
File: 1574752852724.jpg -(86429B / 84.40KB, 811x992) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I have a curse from godn
What do I do if I have the ultimate curse from god? God purposefully picks me out of everyone to ruin my life. I know its god

Any time I am happy. God. Every time I fix my life. God. Every time I find a solution. God. Every time I work hard. God. Every time I find new ways to fix my life. God. It’s always fucking god.

I fucking lost everything becuase of god. My life is plagued with nothing but suffering and disasters. Everything in my life always fucking perfect. The fucking always perfect disaster perfect timing worst shit possible. I am plagued with disease. Always sick and tired and feel like I’m dying and cant get out of bed for months on end. I’m constantly fucking depressed with nothing but more and more bad shit happening while god rips my fucking life away.

I know its god because i was reading the Bible, praying to god, wearing a cross necklace, every time anything good happened i thanked god for it. I literally didnt ask for much. I literally just prayed and begged god every day for an average life. A FUCKING AVERAGE LIFE. All i asked was for an average life without the suffering. Then attack after attack after attack. The only reason is because I’m a good person. I’m the nicest kindest person i know yet ALLLLLL the bad shit happens to me. I see people running around like fucking monsters, brain dead hedonists, fucking idiots, retards leaving a path of destruction on their way to fill their stupid brain with hedonism and dopamine. Nothing. Good shit happens to them. God likes them. Good shit happens. I’m nice to people, always help people, dont like to do anything wrong, i cant lie to people, i cant use people, i feel bad doing anything wrong to people, any time i see someone with a problem i just get sad and feel bad for them and try to help them. NON STOP DISASTERS, HELL, PAIN, SUFFERING, DESTRUCTION, WORST LIFE IN THE WORLD

What the fuck do i do dude? What the fuck do i do if god just follows me around fucking destroying everything. Even when my life became total hell people were like “dude its like the job story dude” “you just gotta keep praying gods good god helps people” “pray to god it fixes all your problems” ok. Pray to god, read the Bible, keep praying, asking god, being a nice person. More disasters, more suffering, god has already ripped away everything from my life, still more suffering, non stop suffering. I finally realized the pattern and said okay yeah its never going to get good praying to this fucking moron and then i gave up and turned satanic.

MY LIFE IS STILL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! God or Satan it doesnt fucking matter. God just follows me around with unlimited power and uses ALL of it to make suffer. I’m the only one like this. I literally talked to someone on discord for months with the same life as me and every time i had another disaster happen and anything good happen to me that i worked for ripped away by god my friend literally went from an atheist saying gods not real to saying oh yeah holy shit dude god really is after you theres no way your life can be that shitty without god following you ripping everything away. I could literally add anyone here on discord and explain my life out to them and they would immediately agree that gods after me, gods evil, and I’m gods biggest #1 target in the world and he comes after me.

Wtf do i do? I try working hard, praying to god, finding new solutions, working on everything, being a good person. Non stop fucking curse complete hell non stop suffering. Any time i get ANYTHING in my life its ripped away. Even just praying to god no matter how fucking bad the suffering gets and keep doing it nothing happens. It still just gets fucking worse. I literally wouldnt even believe in god if it wasnt for this curse. This curse is literally the only proof i have of god existing and i get non stop signs, perfectly timed coincides, and the worst possible fucking suffering ever. I FUCKING HATE GOD

My life is literally nothing but total fucking suffering, ptsd hell, sadness, everything ripped away from me, and then god still fucking does nothing with his time but follow me around and make my life the perfect hell with every bad thing possible happening to me. Fuck god
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Albert Pegglewidge - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:29:16 EST PXb78yA3 No.76372 Reply
>>76220
You unwittingly answered your own question in your OP OP
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Jarvis Pibbercocke - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 02:11:11 EST KqdLPY69 No.76646 Reply
did you ever check out that band i sent u the link for??????
eyehategod slaps. sludge metal is the perfect hating-yr-life music
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that Christian guy - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 05:15:03 EST QKO3GMET No.76647 Reply
>>76220
Why do you blame only God? Some witch or warlock might have cursed you, or might even be cursing you everyday. If you are cursed by a witch/warlock, it is satan and his demons who are destroying your life and not God. You might have accepted a curse by yourself, like accepted a cursed object as a gift, listened to music that has cursed you etc. Don't listen to rock, metal, hip-hop or pop music and nowadays even EDM is starting to become demonic. They are literally designed by demons to specifically curse people, especially christians. Do you know that demons can be summoned through chanting and playing music? Certain beats are simply demonic, and can be used to curse people. Do you watch shows like Lucifer or Sabrina the witch(or whatever it is called) or any such show which is blatantly about satan? These shows have literal curses in them or upon them. Spend the next month or so totally cutoff from worldly entertainment - music, tv shows, movies etc. Because most of these things are designed to curse people. Spend all your free time instead on reading the Bible, praying, worshiping God, and pray with fasting before God to take away the curses upon you. Fasting before God is menacing to the demonic realm and renders the demon powerless. So fast as well, and stay away from worldly entertainment. Pray to God to reveal to you if you have accepted a cursed object. You have most probably made a spiritual mistake you don't know of, which has caused a breach in your soul. Pray with fasting, and stay away from all kinds of worldly entertainment for the next month, spend all your free time devoted completely to God and also pray for what needs to be done in your situation, and He will reveal it to you.

Most importantly you need wisdom in your situation, so pray for wisdom and God will give it to you,

James 1:5 - But if any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask of God, who gives to all generously and without reproach, and it will be given to him. (NASB)

Meal

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:06:47 EST uWSMg7c0 No.76468
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May I ask, could I maybe eat you?
Consume, devour. Encompass and tear you into being me.

How many are willing, or even lusting or the opportunity of release & relief?
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WWYD

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 02:57:29 EST jNE0gppd No.75913
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WWYD if you kinda by accident got engaged to a demonic princess?
Would you stay faithful?
Would you break her heart?
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Matilda Brillerman - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:43:03 EST uWSMg7c0 No.76514 Reply
>>76045
Hey there again, I'm just coming back at you to apologize for being weird and rude in my most prior messages.
As I said before, I kinda go high/low on the belief in these things, and then I thought you to be too far out there from the truth. Now I kinda think you're too far below the truth. I'd really like to talk with you again, I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt.
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Sidney Sandledack - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 23:08:03 EST 6UtS7UuE No.76524 Reply
Fool, demons don't have medieval human hierarchies.. i doubt she will care sincve i'll probably be under her will
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Albert Sanningchadge - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 18:32:40 EST uWSMg7c0 No.76605 Reply
>>76524
Many different things are called the same thing.
Just as many peoples call many different things god. And even when they agree the thing they think of is never truly the same anyway.
Do you think you're some incarnation of pure knowledge that knows the true exact meaning of a word? A word is only a vessel we can put things inside.

Unicult

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- Mon, 18 Nov 2019 22:01:14 EST D5qe5Sam No.76206
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Thoughts on the Unicult?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tz3H8YQz34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Qqh5sz9Lk

It's kind of interesting. They're all about creating your own reality, one that's healthier and more nurturing to yourself. That said, it's led by a girl with borderline personality disorder, who thinks she's really special so everyone should listen to her. There's a lot of bullshit to their beliefs, and their materials (including books) are absurdly overpriced.

The leader made a porn called the uniporn that I'd honestly like to see.
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Phyllis Blemmerhudge - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 09:39:32 EST QKO3GMET No.76601 Reply
>>76206
Do they dance in this cult? Is dancing a way to create your own reality?
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that Christian guy - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 09:44:15 EST QKO3GMET No.76602 Reply
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>>76596
>Personality disorders are a concept you know from the cult that made them up.
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Barnaby Clissleridge - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 15:43:37 EST Fbxy1LW1 No.76603 Reply
She made a porn called Uniporn if anyone can find it

TLDR

Underworld

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 04:22:29 EST zojjLBom No.76525
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What are your experiences with the Underworld realm? Were you travelling alone or guided? What would be the herb medicine that helped with the warp?

I
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Thomas Honeyfuck - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 16:05:24 EST beuvd4f5 No.76528 Reply
>>76525
Herbs do fuck all. I go sober or I dont go at all.
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Clara Fancocke - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 06:24:33 EST zojjLBom No.76532 Reply
>>76528
>Herbs do fuck all.
That's pretty drastic. I mean sure you can travel sober with a right mindset or proper experience or maybe if you have a natural openness to the dimension.

Even though I learned to get through the hole without any mind altering help, I always felt like it was way too easy to snap out of it without a proper leaving ritual. And that's always bad.
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Charles Chuttingstone - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:51:43 EST Ue1NsNPu No.76536 Reply
I have a second home there, it's free real estate and a great place to dip the cops.

TK class

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- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 03:12:44 EST tIo8NyBu No.76472
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Hello I teach a telekinetic class, please let me know if you are interested
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Caroline Godgehick - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 13:38:46 EST uWSMg7c0 No.76496 Reply
>>76472
I'm interested in telekinetic toungework.
Any leads?

making a gnome/golem

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- Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:17:39 EST Vkw4OYv2 No.76417
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One time I rolled up the skin that came off my balls. I held it between my fingers for a couple of nights until it began to wiggle on its own. After a few days of wiggling and growing, it let out a cry. I got so scared I hugged it like a baby before snapping its spine and drowning it in rubbing alcohol. Does anyone else have any familiarity with this technique?
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Reuben Nuckleforth - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 05:45:21 EST huJPHOuK No.76494 Reply
>>76419
Did you try and make a homunculus? Did you use your own cum or someone else's?
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Albert Lightdale - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:47:18 EST mh+3wPDU No.76506 Reply
lol, I'm glad I took the time to scroll through this board after accidentally clicking on it.

Music Sorceory - "Join a Cult for Free"

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- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 07:01:27 EST FYHG2Ic/ No.76475
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Has anyone ever delved into this para-trap? Like ever since I don't give a fuck anyone begins acting like I'm crazy. We got to kill them disqualified. It won't be easy. Who's going to keep track? Whicked. It's like the purge.

Care of pain, meander, stupidity. Fuck. Tear.

Only to die. Who's in the shadows? There's no escape. Are we the hunters or are we the pray? Fuck you I'm just trying to gain all survival. Care silly. Then we win lose. Be a joke for yourself at my peace of mind. Only the hunters, only the blame...

Power can't be numbed. I can't deny, you get me high. You are a paradise I can't deny fuckin' do something. Holy girl. Onwards you.

All this because they want me criminally nightmares. Leave me behind. Something rather. Music! Pleasure! Leave all the nightmares behind.

Hmm.

Magic

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- Tue, 04 Feb 2020 22:14:56 EST JIKNqd0M No.76448
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Im so bored with life give me power i dont care how im broke so nothing money wise thank you :)
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Phoebe Blaffingshaw - Fri, 07 Feb 2020 19:36:01 EST +iBVeQ7t No.76459 Reply
>>76454

why can't mouth of Sauron and gollum be a cute Flintstone feminine trans?
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Frederick Peffingbet - Sat, 08 Feb 2020 00:57:32 EST Mw0SESUH No.76461 Reply
Impersonate someone and walk on your toes.


Unexplained childhood memories

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- Sun, 08 Sep 2013 22:32:23 EST 8LFx5fCB No.61271
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Have you got any weird and unexplainable childhood memories? I have one or two strange things that when I think back on them I still wonder what happened.
I'll share in yellowtext

>Be at uncles house, all the kids (me, my cousins and brother, some other random kid) are upstairs playing round. All the adults are downstairs.
>Theres no toys in the house, we're just messing round with old exercise equipment in the hall
>Strange noise (like thunder almost) comes from a bedroom
>We all go up to the door to investigate and push the door open. The group of us cram in through the doorway.
>The girls had gone in first, they start screaming and pushing back out the room
>I look up and see glittering golden object on the ceiling. The best I can describe it is like a fat cylinder covered in golden disks like coins.
>The object is rolling across the ceiling towards us, the rumbling noise is coming from it.
>Everyone turns round and runs out screaming
>We run into another room and hide under some covers. I remember the look of shock and fright on my cousins face.
>Adults run up the stairs because of the commotion. We get told off for making so much noise and for going into rooms we weren't supposed to.
>Never mentioned again

I know people will say we saw a lamp shade or something, but I clearly remember it rolling across the ceiling, and coming towards us. Imagine a can rolling across the floor, but filmed upside down. It was like it was defying gravity. And we all got scared of it at the same time, no idea what it was.

another time

>Be a kid, sitting alone watching TV
>My dad comes in from outside, walks through the room and down the hall
>I follow behind him because I want some food or something. Im calling out "Dad, dad" but he doesnt answer
>He walks down the hall to the back-end of the house, I'm still following and calling him
>He walks into the room at the end of the house and closes door behind him. I walk in right after and look round.
>Nobody is in the room. The thing is, there is no way out of that room apart from the door I just went in through.
>Walk out confused. How did he disappear like that?
>Find parents in another room in different part of house, they had been there the whole time.
>Who the fuck did I just see?

Thing is, the room where he vanished was the room that always gave me the creeps for no reason. It shouldn't have because it was the room where all my toys were kept, but I hated going in there even before that incident. Whenever I was walking away from the room I would get the urge to run because I felt like eyes were watching me in there.
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Sesseur - Wed, 06 Nov 2019 16:22:38 EST YoBI6RGA No.76180 Reply
>>66358
Fucking Christ, I know this post was made 5 years ago, but can you tell me the details and location of that place so I can google maps that shit if you're still active?
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AIZA VENUS - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 22:06:31 EST DaKItt/c No.76205 Reply
When I was a kid I seen an unnatural light outside our house in the night. As we grow up while having conversation of our childhood days with my siblings I brought up to them that we also seen a incandescent light outside our previous house but they deny that they never seen it. I left myself wondering what was it. This memory keep me thinking nowadays.
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Some person. - Thu, 30 Jan 2020 09:53:29 EST FcUDD7bg No.76421 Reply
#1 Some times growing up I would see an outline to a short humanoid standing in my bedroom doorway. It never moved or made any sounds. You know what being watched feels like but this was not that. It was a presence? It was either there or not when I'd look. I tried to wave my arm through that space once but it wasnt there. And outline is the wrong word. The space felt like it had an absence in the shape of a small humanoid. Idk hope that makes sense.

#2 Same house, a little older. In the front room with my friend getting ready to play nintendo. I press the power but it dosnt work, the screen is static. After a moment I noticed movement in the static, it was mario doing the start up AFK run if you waited to long to press anything. We looked behind the tv and the power was unplugged. Now I think probably the signal was being carried through the lines somehow but at the time it was very neat.

#3 Different house. In the front room watching late night TV. I hear the unmistakable patter of a cat running, we have a cat. I turn to look just as our cat runs behind the couch. Toby! I get up to go pester him and get some snuggles but he is not back there. I did not see him exit the other side. Standing there remember he was asleep on my bed and think "noooo" and sure as shit when I went down the hall and into my room there he was sound a sleep. Could not have made it back down the hall with out me seeing.

#4 Living with my fiance at her parents house. I don't get sleep paralyzed but maybe 3 times in my life and this was one. I wake up to a tall thin black "death" like entity at the foot of my bed. I'm a fighter and have near perfect control in almost every dream. When I thought about challenging it one of it's arm like tendrils whiped my paralyzed body sideways in the bed with a blunt force that didnt hurt. Strange dream.

#5 When I fly around in my lucid dreams I often fly through peoples walls and floors with my forehead and eyes barely poking up through the floor like a shark. I fly around looking for people to terrorize. I grab them by the ankles and tare them through the floor and into the earth. If it was one of you guys, I just do it for fun. A little terror is good for you. Don't judge me. Or do. It wont help.

I deserve what I get for the things I do.

Fresh runes

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:06:43 EST oSdGPi46 No.76378
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Dones last night before snow.

What do they mean? I think I saw some in a video games
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Ebenezer Drengerfock - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 16:43:04 EST huJPHOuK No.76390 Reply
>>76388
You don't know THIS one though. Magic is extremely personal, and if you're neither the magician nor the magician's close family, odds are you have no idea what'll happen if you start messing with it. There are places so thick with bespoke, forgotten magic, you can't even touch a stone without catching some dangerous shit. It's not like in fantasy stories where there's a single, universal system of magic that is the same for everybody.
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Lillian Grandcocke - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 17:46:24 EST sllF+XMq No.76391 Reply
I got the bolts, the alchemical symbol, the moon and sun,

the double seal is broken at the bottom and the characters are brimstone from binding of isaac, a cross with the infinity symbol attached known as the leviathan cross.

the triskelion is wiccan, sicilian or irish depending.

theres a triforce there at the top for legend of zelda fans and idk, i just don't even.
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Matilda Chirryset - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 06:19:32 EST NNfh46Lb No.76393 Reply
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Also the naruto spiral, which symbolizes the act of adding fish cake to your ramen.

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