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- Wed, 05 Apr 2017 10:46:26 EST +5t25m4D No.73129
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Are there any spells or curses to turn into a woman? And if so, could someone perform it on me?
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Betsy Clayfuck - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 11:19:46 EST MZaoUocW No.73130 Reply
>>73129
Its not possible Im afraid. With science or magic. You just have to accept you are a guy.
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Clara Nicklewill - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 17:46:22 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73132 Reply
>>73130
This even with surgery you wont be a woman, you will just be a dude with a cut up and sculpted penis on hormones
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Clara Nicklewill - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 17:51:17 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73133 Reply
>>73129
No Disrespect, people just seem to think there is a difference when it comes to gender. There isnt. You are born with certain reproductive organs that should have nothing to do with your personality, fashion, or how people view you. The only real seperation is that obviously it seems women were not meant to have stronger bodies than men. Even bulked up on testosterone they still can not beat men. Men also seem to lack the complete forfeit to emotion women live in. The real lesson in all this is to find balance between two identities and become the best version of your natural self because your physical body is not you and your personality and how you feel do not make you a certain "gender". Too much is put into this
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Nathaniel Clunningman - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 18:32:26 EST OedVxiYU No.73134 Reply
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>>73132
Yeah. That's why I hope against hope that there is some other way. I know I won't be happy with what they could do via surgery and hormones. There are movements in tech and science that could allow for this but those are probably too far off and could easily be halted.

>>73133
It's hard for me to go about this as I feel wrong in my own body. I had a stint where I would try out women's clothing but they felt wrong on the body I have and awkward. I feel the same way when I allow my inner self to fully come to the surface. I feel like I can't truly be who I am not only due to the outside world's view of myself but to my own.
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Hugh Drazzlehood - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 20:41:30 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73135 Reply
>>73134
Dont you see how you are still talking about fashion though?
It is literally just fashion dude
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Hugh Drazzlehood - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:57:49 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73136 Reply
>>73134
You cant get the vagina you want so you want to be the vagina and prove you are better at it.
You chose to flip this switch, little kids are too at peace before society ruins them to give a fuck about gender which they probably cant even give you the definition of
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CASTRATION !tsGpSwX8mo - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 21:52:50 EST 0AYwBv0Y No.73145 Reply
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WHELP, THERE'S 1 SPELL THAT I KNOW...
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Charles Fennerhadge - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 02:24:57 EST 34vqitxA No.73150 Reply
You can always just focus on being a cute girly boy. You don't even need magic to peform that one.
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Priscilla Ninningpeck - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:51:43 EST OedVxiYU No.73152 Reply
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>>73136
Eh...You may be part right. I have often found some crossover between the type of girl I am into and the type of girl I'd want to look like. I'm not about "proving I'm better though".

But yeah, I think if I were to find a girl that matched my type that I'd be perfectly fine with being a guy. But I;d also be perfectly fine looking like said type. I might just be getting my wires crossed, I dunno.

>>73150
I couldn't pass as a cute girly guy even if I wanted to. I mean, I don't meet the criteria of a manly sort of guy, but I feel weird acting more feminine than the allotted requirement.
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Ebenezer Drommlechare - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 01:28:50 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73153 Reply
>>73152
Post some pics. Ill honestly judge and maybe offer some advice.
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Priscilla Ninningpeck - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 02:31:23 EST OedVxiYU No.73154 Reply
>>73153
Any other day I would but I found an app that makes you male to female and the results were less than desirable. So my confidence isn't at an all time high. You'll just have to trust me.
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Gorilla Ass - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 02:35:24 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73155 Reply
>>73154
How can I trust someone who doesnt believe in themselves?
No.. You need the opinion of a kind stranger.
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Priscilla Ninningpeck - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 02:55:43 EST OedVxiYU No.73156 Reply
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>>73155
Fuck it, I'll post the app results. Best I can do.
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Ebenezer Drommlechare - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 03:03:42 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73157 Reply
>>73156
You need longer hair (avoid bangs), good blush/contour/eye shadow, and higher eyebrows. Some accessories like large earrings may help.
I would say you have alot more potential than many though. You are lucky in that it is all stuff you can do.
Just practice dolling yourself up and remember 90% of girls wear makeup and dont look so girly without it lol
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Priscilla Ninningpeck - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 03:11:03 EST OedVxiYU No.73158 Reply
>>73157
Well, thanks for the confidence boost. I'll try the suggestions.
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Nathaniel Mennerwill - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 07:54:30 EST EzjxyRGd No.73166 Reply
learn makeup, get thin that plus hormones, is the only way to have a more feminine body shape, unless you go the other route and just become fat to the point where both sexes share the same type, round[/*], get on the 'mones, that's pretty much all you can do. accept the fact that you have a penis, and will always be biologically male. there is NO way to change biological gender, and there never will be, no matter how advanced science gets. [%] well you can theorize whatever you like, but the way that sex is determined in biology, if they found a way to just switch the sex of an entity, they'll have simultaneously unlocked all sorts of weird genetic/biological shit... probably. But by that point we'd have fucking Otherkin legitimacy or some shit, so people would be also trying to figure out how science can make their fursona manifest so they can fuck it or whatever

Surgery is not an option, and frankly sex change operations should have never been a thing at all. 'vaginoplasty' or whatever it is called is like some fucking nazi experiment. you don't end up with a vagina and functioning womanhood. all you get is a surgically induced wound and irreversible depression. It will barely function for simply pissing, and you'll lose all feeling down there anyway, so sex WILL become a nightmare. Here's a fun fact: you won't be able to self-lubricate, which is an essential function for vajayjays. You ever gone in dry? it would be like that, only CONSTANTLY and FOREVER. But then again you probably wouldn;t even be able to notice, because again you won't be able to feel anything down there anyway.

The situation you're in, the ONLY thing you can do is learn to accept the facts, and learn to imitate femininity.

But, here's a dark secret no one ever talks about: 'straight' or 'hetero' dudes aren't attracted to just the vagina. It's femininity that does it. Like, I don't find guys sexually attractive. Of course, that doesn;t mean I don't recognise ugliness or handsomeness in them, but I don't want to fuck them. However, I am totally down with traps, penis and all, as long as I am convinced of their femininity. Which can seem like a bit of an oxymoron, I know. But think of it like this. If it was just about the genitals, then I'd be able to fap to Buck Angel, right? But I find Buck Angel disgusting because they look like a dude.

Fucking hell I should never need to type up a post like this. the whole current gender bullshit is both fascinating and mind-numbing. what a fuckin time to be alive
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Nathaniel Mennerwill - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 07:56:41 EST EzjxyRGd No.73167 Reply
>>73166
wow majorly fucked up my spoiler tag but whatever, it's not like this shit is important
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Sidney Dosslemat - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 02:29:48 EST OedVxiYU No.73176 Reply
>>73166
>>73167

I get what you are saying and fully agree with it. I just don't think I can pull it off through traditional means.
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Edward Gallermet - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 03:56:22 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73177 Reply
>>73166
God damn dude. I mean you are totally right and this entire fad is bullshit, but jeesus that sounds fucking horrible. Body karma is a bitch
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Fanny Dupperfoot - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 19:17:50 EST 7TqbVL7L No.73181 Reply
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>>73133
>he thinks the only difference is physical / emotional strength
>because we all know hormones don't alter brain chemistry or anything

nah lil nigga, men and women are driven by completely different things and are completely different creatures.
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Charles Favingwill - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 20:32:38 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73182 Reply
>>73181
I have taken both steroids and estrogen. Yeah they make you feel different, but I AM STILL THE ONE IN CONTROL SO FUCK YOUR CRYBABY BULLSHIT
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James Hannerstock - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 10:32:25 EST 812ubeC6 No.73187 Reply
>>73133
>It's episode 28562817481946392749291746829263 of "Men are tough and women are emotional".
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Beatrice Hillerstone - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 19:10:24 EST OedVxiYU No.73189 Reply
Maybe try Lilith
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James Tillinghood - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 21:19:57 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73190 Reply
>>73189
This. Lilith was evil for thinking she was equal in god's eyes so he made eve out of one of adam's ribs so women could never think they were more than just a piece of a man
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Graham Chengersog - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:55:16 EST +5t25m4D No.73192 Reply
>>73190
>>73189

I evoked Lilith last night and had a hyper vivid dream that I woke up as a beautiful woman.
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Fanny Blythewill - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 03:29:21 EST OedVxiYU No.73193 Reply
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What would you do if you woke up as a beautiful woman? I'd explore my body a bit and then get to work on how I was going to explain this to my loved ones and how I'm going to get through life with no proper ID.
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Nicholas Basslematch - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 19:55:38 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73196 Reply
>>73193
Eh nothing would likely change.
I would wake up, eat, clean, workout, write, play games, and do it all over again
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Thomas Mabberworth - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 20:25:15 EST OedVxiYU No.73198 Reply
>>73193

Mostly...>>73196 but I would start up my own web cam thing for money. People apparently donate good money to see a hot girl gaming. I'd probably also do some sexy stuff at night for an even bigger income. I mean I'd mostly be gaming and diddling myself anyway so why not make a profit off it. That's not even counting all the cool shit that I could get by getting people to buy me stuff from my Amazon wish list.

Might try my luck with this cute lesbian chick I know.
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Wesley Hurrygold - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 23:47:20 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73199 Reply
>>73198
Yeah this too.
You can literally get a steady income just by having a vagina. Its bullshit
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Tch'urai - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 02:39:36 EST fp6U3+H5 No.73201 Reply
yes it is quite possible to grow a vagina, ill send my affirmations your way - Azathoth
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Hedda Drusslehot - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 09:31:49 EST fcqLHUOe No.73207 Reply
>>73199
If you're a hot guy you can also get money for gaming on cam or any other stupid shit. This has nothing to do with sex, beatiful people are paid to be eye candy for everyone.
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Thomas Mabberworth - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 11:42:38 EST OedVxiYU No.73208 Reply
>>73207
Yeah. I mean, even average guys can draw a crowd as long as they are entertaining or good at the game they're playing. However a girl under those same circumstance will still draw more money and attention. Also, the hotter she is the less entertaining and good at the game she can be.

To say girls don't have an advantage over guys just because some guys can do it is stretching things.
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Edward Buzzshaw - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:31:44 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73209 Reply
>>73207
Can I really?
I have long blonde hair and a six pack with buff arms and a bright green eyed young face, could I do well?
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Basil Domblenodging - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 21:13:49 EST OedVxiYU No.73212 Reply
>>73201

Please make me a beautiful woman to my specified desires, mystery poster.
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Phyllis Hellyfield - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 23:23:28 EST jpnwt43W No.73213 Reply
You can definitely do this to yourself through Astral Projection. I have.
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Kangaroo Jack - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 00:15:32 EST Y5pDGB12 No.73218 Reply
>>73209
What? The porn cam or the vidya?

For vidya you'd have to at least be entertaining/funny or good at the games you play or both. Not as many women want to see a hot guy play video games as vice versa.

For porn cam, you'd probably be set as long as you have decent equipment. That's an area that caters to both ladies and gay dudes. And with a young face, I'd say you'd attract a lot of gay men. But their money is good just the same, so why not?
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Nell Crammlegold - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 22:35:30 EST OedVxiYU No.73220 Reply
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>>73201
If I had a dollar for every time I asked this question and had someone come along saying they could assist only to disappear after their initial statement, I'd be two dollars shots of being able to get a joint.
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Molly Fuckingbanks - Sun, 23 Apr 2017 05:02:55 EST BTK0OTUu No.73229 Reply
try self-hypnosis
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Charlotte Hellerdale - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 19:51:13 EST lv84Beeu No.73247 Reply
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Maybe you could find someone that will transform you into a woman in exchange for you being their waifu.
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Pajeeter Cottentales - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 21:52:37 EST aOPcPjVT No.73252 Reply
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Do you want to be daddy's pretty princess? Spoiled and pampered?
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Nell Cliddlesurk - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 17:52:56 EST N20M1hsJ No.73263 Reply
cook a roast but dress it like a meatloaf
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Archie Conkinbeg - Fri, 05 May 2017 10:21:05 EST ZJx8u8hR No.73290 Reply
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>>73193
probably nothing as only my physical appearance changes, my head is still going to be fucked. fuck for money, camsites and stuff like that, saving up money so i could finally buy stuff i've always wanted. basically i just get a cheat code for easier money obtaining. pic related is how would i love to look like.
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Barnaby Wandernutch - Sat, 06 May 2017 01:32:57 EST OedVxiYU No.73296 Reply
I want to be a beautiful girl.
Please God let me pass away tonight and wake as the girl of my desires.
I wish it to be so
Let my old body rot.,
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Shitting Billingville - Sat, 06 May 2017 21:03:59 EST 8Sjn+pxt No.73300 Reply
>>73299
You and homer are fags. Having a fleshy sack between my legs shouldnt have anything to do with how I live my life. This guy is right af
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Dextrolord - Sun, 07 May 2017 13:01:43 EST kR0NesUB No.73305 Reply
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>>73300
we came to spooky for spooky not /qq or trans discussions nuff said


nb for lame thread
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Caroline Trotson - Sun, 07 May 2017 20:11:55 EST +5t25m4D No.73306 Reply
>>73296
Oh honey...I wish I could do something for you.
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Archie Surringhet - Fri, 12 May 2017 16:03:36 EST YtdMPvHO No.73320 Reply
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Realizing you're andro enough to pass and still young enough to slut it up for like a 10 or more years is life changing. I went from 99 percent straight to 99 percent slut in the course of a couple years and my attraction has moved from primarily women to primarily men. Man, a few years ago you couldn't have told me or anyone that knew me that I'd be a prostrated, lisp speaking wrist flicking literal slave to cock but I am not even kidding in any way when I say it can literally happen to you.

When I first got into cross dressing I thought "meh I'm bi, I'm open minded, I'll add this to my list of fetishes", I thought I would cross dress a few times or just every once in a while. I couldn't have been more wrong. My outfits are all designed for maximum androgyny, I bleach my teeth I wax, I tan, my hair is past my shoulders.

There is nothing more fun than seducing straight men because I know how to press every little button they have. I know exactly what guys want and would venture to say that I am more desirable to straight guys than a good portion of females

I don't think changing your religion or philosophy or career or whatever could be as powerful as what happens when you go from straight to sissy. And it's SO FUN. That is all!
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Courtney Cooper - Fri, 12 May 2017 16:31:41 EST aOPcPjVT No.73321 Reply
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>>73320
Sounds kinda hot. Unfortunately for me, I'm 32 years old and long past the point where hormones and treatment would benefit me. And I don't have any feminine or androgynous features to work with.

My only hopes are some sort of magic, demonic pact, or a major breakthrough in science/tech. *sigh*

I'd like to think I'd still be into women 100% but I don't think it would take much to push me to becoming a cock sucking, cum guzzling whore if I looked the part.
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Simon Bardson - Sat, 13 May 2017 11:51:25 EST 7TqbVL7L No.73322 Reply
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>>73320
>I bleach my teeth, I tan,
Am I the only guy who hates that shit? Beyond the fact that pale girls are 11/10, I'm not just apathetic, I'm actively repulsed by people who whiten their teeth or get cosmetic surgery and all that. If you asked me who was cuter between two girls who were identical in every way except one had that small gap between her two front teeth and the other had literally perfect teeth, I'd pick the one with the gap. All day every day. Shit's adorable.

People are so obsessed with being "perfect" that they go wwwwaaaaaaaayyy off in the opposite direction and turn into uncanny valley mannequins. Naw bruh, give me your coffee stained, eye bag having, acne scarred girls.

Okay rant over you guys can go back to talking about wanting to be chicks or whatever
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Augustus Grandson - Sat, 13 May 2017 14:26:09 EST btcRqkM3 No.73323 Reply
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>>73322
I hear you. That's the world we live in though. Everything has to be "perfect" so everything ends up being fake and artificial.
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Hannah Sagglelack - Sun, 14 May 2017 10:44:24 EST +5t25m4D No.73336 Reply
It's too dangerous.
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Nathaniel Buvingket - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 05:08:15 EST qfvJ+LNo No.73466 Reply
>>73465
Mainly because I jerked off to Lia Ezra.
And my mom found my bikini like seven years ago.
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Britney Sparkles - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 17:58:58 EST G/1SYXLu No.73467 Reply
>>73465
So fucking hot. If it's not possible to be turned into a female through mystical means, I'd settle for someone taking me in and forcing me to take feminizing supplements and brainwashing me to be a cute feminine cock craving sissy slut.

I don't know what it is about that picture but it makes me want to spend my entire day with "her" penis in my mouth worshiping it.
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Jack Nickleway - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 19:43:47 EST UU9SpiF5 No.73468 Reply
>>73467
I'd so do that.
But only because it's consensual.
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Britney Sparkles - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 23:12:06 EST FwBUEdpA No.73469 Reply
>>73468
I wish that I could trust people on the internet because I'd likely take you up on your offer.

I often fantasize about it. I wish curses were real and that someone would put a curse on me that would have me waking up as an ultra feminine sissy slut that was helpless to resist her desire to suck and fuck hard cock and drink semen like it was water.

But alas, it'll probably just remain a fantasy.
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Eugene Bunson - Thu, 08 Jun 2017 20:21:12 EST 34vqitxA No.73474 Reply
You know I don't think the magic of transforming a woman is there, but at the same time you don't really need to be a passable cd to be attractive androgyny is hot as fuck. Does anyone know if love spells work? Would that be a way to go even if you can't get all the way there for someone like op? What are the downsides of love spells?
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Barnaby Puddleman - Sat, 10 Jun 2017 20:28:25 EST +5t25m4D No.73482 Reply
fart on a cock, party rock.
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Shitting Chottingfoot - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 00:51:04 EST 4kObWdId No.73483 Reply
>>73469
well why don't you just go do that? act feminine and fuck lots of guys. find a nice gay club. you'll fit right in.
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Valerie Halla - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 15:57:09 EST rNcm1HyO No.73484 Reply
>>73483
There's a barrier between fantasizing about it and actually doing it. There are things in my life that inhibit me from doing that. My goal would be for a factor to be introduced (curse/brainwashing/possession/etc) that would bypass those barriers and just force me to do it.
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Martha Gommernadge - Tue, 13 Jun 2017 04:10:38 EST h2SSxX4W No.73486 Reply
>>73469
>>73484
As someone who has fulfilled literally every fantasy I have ever had, some fantasies are best left unacted upon.
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Nathaniel Brinningforth - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 14:24:43 EST OedVxiYU No.73489 Reply
>>73486

OP here, I can attest to the fact that some fantasies are best just that. I didn't want anything as extreme as those from the latter parts of this thread but can attest to my desires to have subsided.

Would suck to want something in the heat of the moment or for a span of time and be stuck with it the rest of your life.
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Nicholas Blattingbury - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 23:36:06 EST x++pWK89 No.73491 Reply
>>73484

hey realtalk eventually not transitioning will be so unpleasant that it's easier just to do it and feel the slightest relief from the old pain even if there's more fresh pain
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Hannah Forringdale - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 13:17:50 EST xcogZ1WL No.73495 Reply
Do yourself a favor, when you finally see a therapist to sort all this out, don't tell them you tried to find a magic spell. If you feel the need to mention it, just say you tried praying, that's more socially acceptable.
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Martha Daffingman - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 19:38:30 EST +5t25m4D No.73498 Reply
>>73495
But what if the therapist hypnotist him into giving in to his desires?
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David Hazzlewater - Fri, 23 Jun 2017 23:14:33 EST IP8LrKVr No.73503 Reply
Shove a bunch of dildoes in your arsehole and cut off your dick. Cut meat off your fat American arse and put it in your tits. Fucking mentally damaged shitlord
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Phineas Murddock - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 05:24:46 EST xlVNwcuj No.73506 Reply
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You could check these out
http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=25099&hilit=gender+change
http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=32287&start=25&hilit=gender+change
http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8209&hilit=gender+change
http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=24986&hilit=gender+change
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Guy Abovi Isadic - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 16:51:41 EST SnKiO71n No.73514 Reply
>>73513
There, there. You poor angry child. It's all going to be alright. Try some breathing exercises.
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V - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 20:38:24 EST c5a4wbMm No.73515 Reply
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>>73503
I place a curse on you, I do it quick. Soon you won't be able to resist the dick.
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Jenny Billingfield - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 23:52:14 EST CV09qblI No.73646 Reply
>>73513
whoa I may hate cuties but this person needs cheering up and to lighten up.

I hope you eventually take off that fedora and leave the future.
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Fuck Merringson - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 11:22:35 EST Fn8PFyty No.73647 Reply
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>>73646
why are you replying to a 2 months old shitpost
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Ernest Drerringhodge - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 14:55:07 EST tRtQAGf7 No.73651 Reply
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>>73129
I think you can go to Japan and jump into puddles of water that can turn you into a girl. But be careful cus I think there are some that turn you into ducks and pigs and shit.
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Emma Sezzlestone - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 14:07:42 EST DxuMnlpG No.73671 Reply
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>>73129

You could just ask your doctor for HRT meds. They they will write it in a spell paf, and you take that to the pharmacist and then they give you pills that you take regularly along with reassignment counseling befor a surgeon physically alters your body and you start wearing diffrent clothes and call yourself something diffrent and use a diffrent bathroom
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Jenny Povinghet - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 07:34:28 EST CkFiJSst No.73704 Reply
>>73647
why are you replying to a 3 week old shitpost?
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Phyllis Smallstone - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:26:32 EST gJadmgYH No.73705 Reply
>>73704
Who are you talking to? Check the dates retard, nb.
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Lydia Bunforth - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:26:22 EST XFyt7pCG No.73711 Reply
>>73705
Who are you talking to, assclown?

3 weeks was an estimation using poor maths.
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David Huzzlechun - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 07:47:17 EST hiMnwBAR No.73712 Reply
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>>73711
Check the dates again you blind cunt. Goddamn what a trivial thing to argue about on paranormal board, nb.
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Jenny Buzzwell - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 04:20:36 EST H62hDYbC No.73716 Reply
I am partially to blame for this triviality, I left and it did not affect me.

Now I am back and I can say this triviality is very trivial.
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Esther Duckwater - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 21:03:37 EST cdOyL0lY No.73722 Reply
Is estrogen considered a spell? The efficacy is certainly reported
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Angus Funkinworth - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 12:44:49 EST IoFEUEGj No.73742 Reply
>>73722
Estrogen cannot and does not remove and replace every y chromosome in your body with X chromosomes.
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Nathaniel Clellerford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 05:38:41 EST LrYhUxLJ No.73748 Reply
>>73742
It does cause to growth though, and the butthole makes a good jury-rigged vagina with some AstroGlide

Tighter too
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Walter Drunderforth - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 21:02:11 EST 6sF5OJ3y No.73773 Reply
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Hormones can be taken as sacrament to a diety of your choice, I chose a goddess who's aspects fit womanhood. Highly effective. There are also glamours and sigils to enchant people who see you, mirrors, and to make your makeup more effective.
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Albert Blackdock - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 07:29:37 EST xTMaGARK No.73775 Reply
>>73774
You're a whole new kind of crazy.
You got a cute face tho
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Witchhunter - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 15:03:05 EST 6XeHRrqA No.73783 Reply
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"Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition with thanksgiving, let your requests be known to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your thoughts in Christ Jesus."
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מַלְאָך - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 15:40:02 EST 6XeHRrqA No.73784 Reply
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23On that day there came to him Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection: and they asked him,

24saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.

25Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first married and deceased, and having no seed left his wife unto his brother;

26in like manner the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.

27And after them all the woman died.

28In the resurrection therefore whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.

29But Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.

30For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as angels in heaven.

31But as touching the resurrection of the dead, have ye not read that which was spoken unto you by God, saying,

32I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.

33And when the multitudes heard it, they were astonished at his teaching.
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מַלְאָך - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 15:46:28 EST 6XeHRrqA No.73785 Reply
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There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free man, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
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מַלְאָך - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 15:49:51 EST 6XeHRrqA No.73786 Reply
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3:23This is his commandment, that we should believe in the name of his Son, Jesus Christ, and love one another, even as he commanded.

3:24He who keeps his commandments remains in him, and he in him. By this we know that he remains in us, by the Spirit which he gave us.
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James Moshville - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 04:13:48 EST PqfC8zcj No.73788 Reply
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step one: have a feminine face, no one bald in your family and a working cock
step two: dress in girly clothes and apply make up
step three: take cocks up your ass and mouth
step four: love and praise jesus
step five: blaze it 420

and the transformation is done
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bernie_sanders_og_shalom - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 10:02:43 EST QU8hwc2y No.73790 Reply
'trutrans' v.s. smear-campaign (make lgbt appear to be degenerates) trans
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Hamilton Punnercocke - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 00:01:20 EST hkGxQ3RW No.73796 Reply
>>73145
thats just a feminine heart why do people think it is evil.
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Samuel Siblingham - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 16:55:36 EST MTsxZse5 No.73797 Reply
Scanning the replies in this thread, most of these people are being transphobic and not helpful. You're not going to get much help in an imageboard like this, although I understand why the space might feel safer than some others. Back in 2008 or 09 when I was figuring my own trans shit out, I asked on the future's /a/ and got a similar horde of assholes in the replies.

Anyway, you sound obviously trans to me. Did you realize that? I'm sure you've looked into some of your options. Get on hormones if you want. Do makeup or not. Don't be afraid to get bottom surgery if you want it. Yes there are risks and no it's not just like a cis vag, but that doesn't have to be as big a deal as it seems. Maybe you'll never get to where you want to be, and maybe you'll never "pass," but it's still way fucking better than trying to be someone or something you're not. Whatever, there are all sorts of ways to be trans and none of them are wrong.

There are people out there who will like you and accept you as you are and recognize you as a woman or however you end up identifying. That's no guarantee that you'll find them, which can be a long hard process, but they exist.

The absolute worst thing that can happen is that you end up back where you started, so don't worry about potentially regretting transition things that you want to try. If you start out confused about your gender and then modify your body and don't like it and end up confused about your gender, what's wrong? You're not any worse off than you were before.

tl;dr: You sound trans. Get a supportive therapist. Hang out someplace on the internet where you won't be bombarded by transphobic losers or self-hating trans people. You'll never be good enough by a cis standard, but there are people out there who don't care about cis standards who might be your friends someday.
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Caroline Girrybanks - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 16:57:38 EST jj8XRpUE No.74992 Reply
>>74965

a spell is just a recipe with waves and particles like quantum type shit involving the universal algorithmic way things work, you got to believe that shit with strict certainty. nothing exists unless its being observed do you understand bro
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Caroline Smallwill - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 16:08:42 EST A1WngM+f No.75004 Reply
>>73129
Theres a woman/man in Greek Mythology, can't remember her name, but she was a bling man searching around in the night, until one day he started urinating on a snake in the darkness of the night (Because he's blind of course) and the snake drew its fangs, leaned back, and with a swift motion it took a hold of his dick, which eventually made his dick rot off.

You could try that one if you'd like
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Reuben Bungerfoot - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 18:27:07 EST XL2jgfVJ No.75067 Reply
No way, you will always be a man, stop liying to youself and stop poisoning your body
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Archie Dartwill - Thu, 22 Nov 2018 19:27:20 EST bmD2X4T7 No.75089 Reply
>>73320
Teach me the ways bro/sis?
Kek, any chance you can post pics
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James Wombletat - Thu, 22 Nov 2018 22:53:00 EST sI0TB1u6 No.75090 Reply
>>75004
this has definitely actually happened to some poor bastard in history somewhere
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Eliza Gogglewater - Thu, 27 Jun 2019 07:33:46 EST 2KBvZA7J No.75579 Reply
It takes 10 years of hormones to catch up to the development of a 10 yo, 20 for 20. It's not too late you need to adjust your comparison to average women that much older than you. It's not simply hormones, you need to learn all sorts of behaviors and habits. Teen angst wouldn't exist if being men and women was simply a body thing. It's when you find the shit you know isn't enough for who you want to be. This the curse you have to dedicate your self to it forever. The spell is believing yourself no matter how you hate it. That you can't ever stop even though you could.

Alternatively you work on a physical avatar (friend/robot/slave), attach equipment to monitor/send sensory input to yourself and live virtually.
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Star Luxembourgstill - Thu, 27 Jun 2019 07:37:55 EST 2KBvZA7J No.75580 Reply
It takes 10 years of hormones to catch up to the development of a 10 yo, 20 for 20. It's not too late you need to adjust your comparison to average women that much older than you. It's not simply hormones, you need to learn all sorts of behaviors and habits. Teen angst wouldn't exist if being men and women was simply a body thing. It's when you find the shit you know isn't enough for who you want to be. This the curse you have to dedicate your self to it forever. The spell is believing yourself no matter how you hate it. That you can't ever stop even though you could.

Alternatively you work on a physical avatar (friend/robot/slave), attach equipment to monitor/send sensory input to yourself and live virtually. Double female condom with gyrometers in-between for a lazy idea.
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Fucking Ninderpone - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 14:39:16 EST PD1wXe8w No.75584 Reply
>ghosts and atlantis and reptilians are real but SEX IS ABSOLUTE
oh /spooky/
never change lol
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Beatrice Denkinsut - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 22:53:24 EST YddHT7jy No.75587 Reply
>>73129

You should get therapy and work on the underlying issues that makes you want to become someone else.

Good luck.
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Esther Gubblewater - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 02:14:25 EST PD1wXe8w No.75588 Reply
>>75587
>anyone on the board that believes aliums are real telling anyone to get therapy
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Betsy Saggleworth - Wed, 03 Jul 2019 16:00:02 EST c9PQGIUO No.75606 Reply
>>75588

There is way more of a chance that aliens are real than a spell working you dumbshit.

Do the maths. We don't know where they are, but the algorythm is there because we are here. Maths is great like that. Get therapy
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Cornelius Cullyforth - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 10:40:06 EST c9PQGIUO No.75610 Reply
>>75609

It would only be magic untill we figure out the very real logical reason for such things. The same reason electricity was Magic to the Egyptians.
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Simon Cambleken - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 17:30:25 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75611 Reply
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>>75610
You're magic to me. Because I can't figure you out.
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Betsy Churringkatch - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 09:00:58 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75614 Reply
>>75612
Found a guide to help little bitches like you deal with your enthusiasm instead of screaming about it on Japanese sushi smoking imageboards. http://ikefoundationforenthusiasm.org/e-library/What%27s%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20enthusiasm%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf
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Cedric Benningmud - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 17:20:59 EST ybu63rV1 No.75615 Reply
>>75614

Oh shit dawg you got me!

Do you act this way online because you get pushed around IRL? Just got a feeling.
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Ebenezer Sinningfoot - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 00:05:17 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75616 Reply
>>75615
Ahahaha keep dreaming you wannabe psychologist, screaming like a scared piggie. Internet warrior that you are. I bet you're obsessed about gay frogs too.
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Charles Smallhall - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 04:03:15 EST ybu63rV1 No.75617 Reply
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>>75616

Oh hell yeh mane.
But keep it cool though it's not healthy to let this shit bother you that much. You seem a bit mad, not trying to piss you off mate.
There has got to be something more to this, maybe something in your own life that is not so good.
Whats going on big guy?
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Ebenezer Sinningfoot - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:38:42 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75620 Reply
>>75617
What's bothering me is anonymous faggots on the internet ruining everything nice by spewing their filthy opinions, like their moms didn't have their lips wrapped around by saggy nuts the night before.

Tell her I said hi, and sorry about that donkey punch.
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Reuben Trotstone - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:41:01 EST i5fGQiSw No.75621 Reply
>>75587
A therapist will tell them that they are who they are and help them move towards transitioning. Which is great, but not what I think you'd want to happen the way you worded this.
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Henry Briggletit - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 15:46:57 EST PD1wXe8w No.75622 Reply
>>75614
>kekfoundation
>stale the future memes
You're really not making the case against you not needing therapy here.
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Henry Briggletit - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 15:53:01 EST PD1wXe8w No.75623 Reply
>>75621
Anyone here has already rejected any non-wootastic view of science in favor of aliums and gosts. Expecting them to understand the fatal flaws in their worldview would require them to recant their viewpoints on everything else in life.
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Betsy Dartdock - Tue, 09 Jul 2019 02:06:05 EST i5fGQiSw No.75626 Reply
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>>75623
idk, there are atleast a dozen of us that figured out how to do both
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Augustus Brushfuck - Tue, 09 Jul 2019 12:43:15 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75629 Reply
>>75622
Golly, you sure know a lot about those places. I wonder why? Go smoke some sage and develop cancer, whiny cunt.
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Hamilton Mickleforth - Wed, 10 Jul 2019 00:50:03 EST i5fGQiSw No.75631 Reply
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jesus christ this fucking thread i didn't even take the time to read it last time i saw it and now i'm really wishing i hadn't made the decision to change that
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Hannah Hockleville - Wed, 17 Jul 2019 04:59:19 EST l6EhsyRO No.75649 Reply
>>73129
Fuck you, OP and your trans shit. Although it is pretty spooky, I'll give you that.
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William Mummlehedge - Thu, 18 Jul 2019 02:27:00 EST 7h000NIj No.75651 Reply
LOL! I created this topic a little over 2 years ago and last commented on it around the same amount of time. Crazy to still see it up. Still open for the opportunity but have become accepting that I'll probably just be a dude.
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Phoebe Tillingshit - Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:06:52 EST 3HIinhxY No.75654 Reply
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>>73129
I don't know if this qualifies as a male to female transformation spell.

Well what you do is, you hang out with your cousin's work friend. She asks you if you've ever seen yourself from the outside looking in. Years pass by and you've presumably forgotten about this. Then you see a woman that has your face.
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George Bleppergold - Tue, 23 Jul 2019 20:00:17 EST PD1wXe8w No.75685 Reply
>>75681
>waahh why aren't you participating in my fake woman circlejerk
lol nb
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Cornelius Wommerstid - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 21:21:30 EST uWPn4rdS No.75688 Reply
>>73129
youre just confused. you want to be a woman because you think being a woman is easiar. you are lazy nb
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Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 16:57:43 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75703 Reply
If we could wake up in a different time, in a different place, could we wake up as a different person?

nope, you'll always be you and you'll always be unhappy. Changing your genitals definitely won't make things better. A lot of the time people confuse their desires with things they desire for themselves. You want a mousy brunette. You don't want to be a mousy brunette.
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Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:05:41 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75705 Reply
>>75703

And also, yes you can wake up as a different person. In your dreams. That's where magic truly shines. The rules of the astral world are less strict than the laws of physics the material world adheres to. It's just unfortunate that it's so difficult to stay there.
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Caroline Shakedale - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 19:44:34 EST PD1wXe8w No.75711 Reply
>>75689
>i, and the rest of the retards who literally believe aliens are real, are just pretending! really! please believe me!
lol
>>75688
>>75703
nice cult
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Lillian Bocklekitch - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 05:14:08 EST 2pSGsSAT No.75713 Reply
>>75711

Yo, your life must be filled with rich experience and joy, nothing could be wrong or you'd be negative onli-- oh wait.

Get a job and get some friends, go out on fridays and weekends, meet a nice girl etc. It's quite good for you!
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Edwin Brungermedging - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 20:11:44 EST PD1wXe8w No.75716 Reply
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>>75713
>resorting to peterson shitposting because you got BTFO'd
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Charlotte Clashpodge - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 04:22:06 EST 2pSGsSAT No.75724 Reply
>>75716

You got made to look like a dickhead. People are meant to reply on message boards you idiot lol haha

what's your favourite bad dragon dildo?
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Charlotte Clashpodge - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 05:45:34 EST 2pSGsSAT No.75726 Reply
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>>75725

What is going on with you, big guy? You cool bro? dw someone will match with you soon, just keep swiping, maybe try a couple of other apps, just don't give up!
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Cyril Chummerleg - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 15:58:08 EST i5fGQiSw No.75785 Reply
love dropping in on this thread now and then, the absolute STATE of people who believe in ghosts and aliens but think it's absolutely inconceivable that there's a difference between sex and gender lmao

>>75729
if you really want to be one very badly there's a good chance you already are one

>>73130
*look like a guy
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Cyril Chummerleg - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:00:48 EST i5fGQiSw No.75786 Reply
>>75785
woops i meant to respond to OP not you, you're aight tho
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Hamilton Clozzlestet - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:08:34 EST KqdLPY69 No.75866 Reply
try petitioning Cybele. her priesthood consisted of 'eunuchs' who drank mare's urine (gross, but natural source of estradiol) and dressed in women's vestments.

other than that, therapy would be a good first step.
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Hamilton Sudgenene - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 19:16:09 EST BX8AhnrR No.76123 Reply
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>>73129
Get a vampire to cast Midnight Bliss on you.

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