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Which Annunaki should I worship?

- Mon, 27 May 2019 17:55:16 EST Ue1NsNPu No.75418
File: 1558994116866.jpg -(186080B / 181.72KB, 800x620) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Which Annunaki should I worship?
I gotta worship an ancient desert spirit but I can't find a good one. This fish dude seems alright but I'd like to weigh the options. Any suggestions?
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Tue, 28 May 2019 00:57:29 EST E+xhxU97 No.75419 Reply
No, they turned into catholics. The wardrobe has only been slightly modified though greatly refined.
Wesley Bossleware - Tue, 28 May 2019 18:56:07 EST YY3Sg/Ch No.75422 Reply
Why not good old Ba'al? Christians and jews were so scared they constantly warn about him in their holy texts.
Beatrice Farringhall - Tue, 28 May 2019 19:02:14 EST hbGjJd0p No.75423 Reply
2nding Ba'al. Dagon is cool but you'll be swamped by cthulhu nerds. El used to be cool before Jehovists co-opted his meme.
Doris Gicklebot - Tue, 28 May 2019 21:15:40 EST xYu+NMZO No.75424 Reply
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After doing more research I'm thinking Ishtar is the way to go. Methods of worship are well documented and freaky, I'm in.
Walter Pobblespear - Wed, 29 May 2019 19:37:48 EST hbGjJd0p No.75431 Reply
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Can't go wrong with the Lady of Light.
Be prepared to be really annoyed every year on Easter
Samuel Porringwet - Thu, 30 May 2019 05:28:37 EST W2nKA3JI No.75434 Reply
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yall nigaz dont even know what ur doin with baal.


Baal is why so many kids of missing around the world and them foo's in gov worship that niga.

The Bible places Baal as Beelzebub, one of the fallen angels of Satan. Kings and other royalty of the ten Biblical tribes worshiped the god. The god’s images were erected on many buildings. The religion spawned numerous priests and priestesses with their ceremonies including the burning of incense and offering burnt sacrifices, occasionally consisting of human victims. Now, allow me to turn your attention to Nimrod as Baal was also known. It is important that you know that Nimrod incorporated into his worship system the grisly practice of human sacrifice and cannibalism. Our authority Hislop says, “the priests of Nimrod or Baal were necessarily required to eat of the human sacrifices; and thus it has come to pass that ‘Cahna-Bal’ (cahna meaning priest & Bal referring to Baal) is the established word (cannibal) in our own tongue for a devourer of human flesh.”
Those illites still do that shit
Henry Sezzledore - Thu, 30 May 2019 17:34:30 EST 3sgh5Zu0 No.75436 Reply

Don't worship them silly, just learn from them. My personal favorite is Hermes or Thoth/Ningishzida as they had a great understanding of science or what the ancients referred to as magic.

I don't care much for Inanna/Aphrodite/Ischtar. I keep seeing their ties to ancient cults of sex and sacrifice from the pyramids of egypt to the ones in the jungle. People banging and burning sexy women as offerings, not cool.

Thor/Zeus just seems really rapey.

King Solomon had control over some of these esoteric properties but was not subject to the whims of darkness being given wisdom over it. As said by Muslims or even Christians and Hindus, give your spirit or djinni (genie) over to the All creator that which is the universe and ubiquitous because even those from nibiru such as the annunaki understood that there is a creator of the finite and infinite.

While there might be some ancient wisdom from cults it's best to leave yourself open to the universe and to expand yourself through research to better greet potential epiphany and wisdoms. There is the Body and there is that which drives it, and the fabric of existence.
William Goodbury - Thu, 30 May 2019 21:32:56 EST hbGjJd0p No.75437 Reply
>>my ancient propaganda piece calling your god bad proves that he was actually bad. see, there's even a story in the book my god wrote about how great he is about how bad your god is. what more proof do you need?
Typical Yahwist slander. You guys need new tricks after 3000 years.
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 31 May 2019 03:07:45 EST E+xhxU97 No.75440 Reply
>I keep seeing
You keep imagining.
Ebenezer Donkinforth - Fri, 31 May 2019 04:08:39 EST W2nKA3JI No.75441 Reply

Christians, jews and Muslims all wrote about the cults of Baal, you dickhead. Not just one sauce, I am not even christian. You don't even know how.... You worship evil, our gods the once who sculpted us are the only once worthy. EL EVEN SAID TO ABANDON BAAL. fucking ELLOHEEEM the origionals. Short memory, ill informed, your knowledge does not even scratch the serface of what goes on and the true nature of our history.
Ernest Drullyshaw - Fri, 31 May 2019 06:27:44 EST vFlNdSUH No.75442 Reply
This was common practice among many cult tribes, not entirely wrong.
You can try to justify Inanna the whore and other pagan deities all you want, I am not about to burn my pet cat so we can get some rain or sacrifice a virgin so my wife can get pregnant.

She's portrayed as a selfish vengeful fury and a slut. Having herself portrayed in Mesoamerican culture as the scorpion goddess in which many rituals were held in her name some good or bad depending on your morals. You could say it was the people sacrificing to the deity and not the deity itself doing the sacrificing but either way people and animals were still being ritually murdered for offerings to lesser gods such as baal, Inanna the whore, Tchernobog etc.

For every peaceful pagan tribe there's seemingly another misguided or violent one.
Archie Snodworth - Fri, 31 May 2019 12:18:57 EST 5ioGHnYN No.75443 Reply
Freyr is interesting because his Vedic counterpart would be Mithra, as he was also known among the Persians and Hittites. And when you start comparing the mysteries to early Christianity you realize Jesus was just an incarnation of our great Lord Mithra and that Yahweh is actually Zeus/Odin/Indra, why do you always think he's always striking people down with lightning?
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 31 May 2019 13:29:18 EST E+xhxU97 No.75444 Reply
Literally the only thing you are not wrong about, is the cautionary tale about innana
Henry Drabberchune - Fri, 31 May 2019 20:26:32 EST hbGjJd0p No.75447 Reply
>>jews, christians, muslims
>>Yahweh's fanclub, LARPers of Yahweh's fanclub, LARPers of LARPers of Yahweh's fanclub
>>all of which are part of the cult of the same deity
More of the same twisting of the truth. The cult of Yahweh is a cult of lies.

>>You worship evil, our gods the once who sculpted us are the only once worthy.
I agree that do. That's why you should stop worshiping the great psychic leech masquerading the notariqon IHVH.

[citation needed]

>> fucking ELLOHEEEM
Ba'al is a member of the Elohim in classical canaanite religion. Just like El and Yahweh are. The original idea is they were all equal, each representing a city-state of ancient canaan. Then the Yahwists decided they didn't like being equals...
Nell Brummerfoot - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 04:55:48 EST YY3Sg/Ch No.75449 Reply
Christians called everybody Satan or a demon. It's their usual propaganda and they still do it to get more primitive people to give up their old religion and accept christian crap. NO YOUR GOD IS LITERALLY SATAN AND HE TRICKED YOU YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS DUDE WHO DIED 2000 YEARS AGO IS THE ONLY GOD!
Esther Bankinsan - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 14:26:22 EST W2nKA3JI No.75450 Reply

Dumbie Jews where the first ones to hate on it, the Jews where the ones to kill the Cananites. Not christians. Muslims also wrote about them...
Beatrice Clerryfuck - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 21:14:13 EST hbGjJd0p No.75452 Reply
>> the Jews where the ones to kill the Cananites. Not christians.
Yeah because it had already been over for hundreds of years by the time christians came around. They just continued to adhere to the jews opinions about the canaanites and exported those ideas globally with a colonial religion, such that 2500 years later we're still dealing with ancient jewish propaganda in a thread trying to talk about canaanite religion. Judaism couldnt/wouldn't have done that without christianity's help.
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Mon, 03 Jun 2019 02:04:23 EST E+xhxU97 No.75453 Reply
>wouldn't had done it without the help of their servants
Frederick Duckhall - Mon, 03 Jun 2019 04:29:16 EST QMtN7Sio No.75454 Reply
you're already ugly as shit so just go with belial
Reuben Brezzleforth - Mon, 03 Jun 2019 06:11:03 EST W2nKA3JI No.75455 Reply

You are litereally trying to rewrite history here. It's well documented, the Cananites where Jews themselfs. The other normal Jews had enough of their bullshit and killed them. ITS WRITTEN. Do you just have some stuck up your ass for christianity or soemthing? You don't have to shoe horn it in as the untimate evil in every thread. I am not Christian myself but give it a rest. I know my history and people like you infuriate me, literally spreading misinformation. History is fucking important, don't try to spin it in other directions...
Charlotte Blythewill - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 00:27:30 EST hbGjJd0p No.75456 Reply
No, you guys are the ones who have been re-writing history for centuries. The Canaanites weren't Jews, bruh. The Jews were Canaanites, and there were other Canaanites who weren't Jews. It's a 'not everything that has webbed feet is a duck' situation.
>>The other normal Jews had enough of their bullshit and killed them.
So it's normal to go around killing everyone who doesn't worship your god, even though you are all technically part of the same religion, and your god has conveniently said you are ethnically superior to all the people around you and have the right to rule them through violence and enslavement? So that's 'normal' to you, and opposing a genocidal theocratic ethnostate is 'bullshit'?
>>Do you just have some stuck up your ass for christianity or soemthing?
I'm against the slave religion whenever it comes up, and it is only supposed to come up on this board. But I'm not particularly against the idea of the Abrahamic faiths, just the fact that most adherents of them can't tolerate anyone who disagrees with them and like to enforce their views with violence.
>>people like you infuriate me, literally spreading misinformation. History is fucking important, don't try to spin it in other directions...
Yes, you, stop doing that. Learn the actual history before you come with the 'don't distort history' angle:
Read this shit then try again.
Fanny Gellylock - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 18:30:50 EST QMmgcXSr No.75459 Reply
Cananites were phoenicians and those got pwned by Persia, Egypt and Alexander the Great but never by one of the jewish kingdoms. King David is pure fiction.
Sophie Lightbury - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 18:50:05 EST wE3rCf7Y No.75460 Reply
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>It's well documented, the Cananites where Jews themselfs.
The region of Canaan encompassed a lot of people including the Hebrews and the Phoenicians among others. The Hebrew language itself is in the Canaanite branch of Semitic, itself from the Afroasiatic languages.

The Jews were Canaanites, not the other way around. The authors of the Old Testament claimed that they were separate from the other Canaanites for political purposes and to justify their conquest of neighboring Canaanite tribes.
Charlotte Blythewill - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 19:29:23 EST hbGjJd0p No.75461 Reply
You took one post to go from
>>I know my history and people like you infuriate me, literally spreading misinformation. History is fucking important
>>you're a nig
Don't break your neck falling from the high ground like that, ok bud? Why don't you just fuck off, you couldn't back up anything you said or even pretend to for a couple posts so you obviously don't know dick about what you're saying. If you can't take the heat, don't barge into the fuckin kitchen, m'kay?
Hannah Blodgebid - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 05:50:35 EST W2nKA3JI No.75464 Reply

I just dont have time to argue with absolute's like yourself. leave room mate. You are not right, like I said, youre a nig
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Thu, 06 Jun 2019 15:58:41 EST E+xhxU97 No.75471 Reply
Should you really be talking about kitchens in the thread for the fish pope? On topic though, has anyone else found it suspicious that supposed early christians, used fish sign to dogwhistle eachother?
Phyllis Sarryfuck - Thu, 06 Jun 2019 23:29:09 EST JriMgQnA No.75473 Reply

It was a yonic symbol before it was a fish symbol.
Jarvis Blathershaw - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 00:16:28 EST wE3rCf7Y No.75474 Reply
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>On topic though, has anyone else found it suspicious that supposed early christians, used fish sign to dogwhistle eachother?
No. It was a coded sign of solidarity (during a time when Christians were being persecuted by the Romans) playing off of an acronym made from the Greek word for fish.

Pretty straightforward.
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 08 Jun 2019 19:55:53 EST E+xhxU97 No.75491 Reply
Yes, and probably just a degenerated Othalu rune as well.

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