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Selling soul to the devil for a better, depression free life.

- Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:52:02 EST goxro5S1 No.75690
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Has anyone had any experience with selling their soul? How does one go about doing this?

I have tried to turn to God multiple times but that has been fruitless so I wonder will the Devil turn me down just like 'He' did?

Has anyone done this with any success?
Fucking Fengerridge - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 07:44:50 EST cokTfzJs No.75691 Reply
You might as well be trying to bargain with Koosalagoopagoop or a volley balls with a bloody hand print on it.
Samuel Clapperbury - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 12:03:02 EST ddXxPRFe No.75695 Reply
Selling your soul is a metaphor for compromising your moral principles for earthly goods
Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 16:27:42 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75701 Reply
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The devil isn't listening any more than god. The thing is if you are willing to sell your soul, then the devil doesn't need you to because it's already his.

At least, that's how the religious texts put it. This whole existence is just a bet between god and the devil to test who would be loyal to god in an imperfect world, even though there's no reason to be loyal. The devil thinks that everry being acts only out of self interest, and it's fear that keeps people in line. Also, the soul doesn't belong to you, and you don't have the ability to give it away.

By the way, I did sell my soul to another person for a bong toke. Then he burned it. I laughed. He laughed. I told him I don't believe that I could give my soul away even if I had one. He told me he didn't care, he just wanted to see me cut my finger for no reason. My life hasn't changed at all. Good times.
Alice Drannerdock - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 03:01:52 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75717 Reply
So what you're saying is, I should invite God over for poker night because he absolutely SUCKS at betting?
Alice Gungersire - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 18:59:10 EST TJWtu2up No.75732 Reply
Success in money, love, and personal desires are evil and therefore the territory of the devil.
You can turn to god all you want, but he wont grant such requests.

Instead of trying to damn yourself to torture for an infinite period of time in exchange for a few years of material abundance, I strongly suggest you have a real sit-down with yourself and work on changing your motives
William Pizzledet - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:41:47 EST +fbGsOB2 No.75788 Reply
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Again I would recommend the Lesser Keys of Solomon, it will work.
However I personally would not do this.
Wesley Tootfuck - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 20:49:43 EST Qrttgb9W No.75839 Reply
I sold my soul to be an insane drummer. It got boring quicker than you'd think, and you realize that all the skill in the world is nothing if you don't have the creative drive to do something interesting with it. Not only that, but you still have to maintain the skill once you receive it, or you get a little sloppy like what I let happen to me. Keep your soul.
Clara Brattingstock - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 02:13:20 EST vT4bvZXf No.75842 Reply
When I was about 11 years old, I followed this method as best as I could, even going as far as to use my own blood in the sigil. Well, we'll see.
Sidney Crigglestun - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 15:10:00 EST +fbGsOB2 No.75844 Reply
You could also try drafting a contract.

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