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Selling soul to the devil for a better, depression free life.

- Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:52:02 EST goxro5S1 No.75690
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Has anyone had any experience with selling their soul? How does one go about doing this?

I have tried to turn to God multiple times but that has been fruitless so I wonder will the Devil turn me down just like 'He' did?

Has anyone done this with any success?
Fucking Fengerridge - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 07:44:50 EST cokTfzJs No.75691 Reply
You might as well be trying to bargain with Koosalagoopagoop or a volley balls with a bloody hand print on it.
Dregs - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 16:27:42 EST FxPv5Nmp No.75701 Reply
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The devil isn't listening any more than god. The thing is if you are willing to sell your soul, then the devil doesn't need you to because it's already his.

At least, that's how the religious texts put it. This whole existence is just a bet between god and the devil to test who would be loyal to god in an imperfect world, even though there's no reason to be loyal. The devil thinks that everry being acts only out of self interest, and it's fear that keeps people in line. Also, the soul doesn't belong to you, and you don't have the ability to give it away.

By the way, I did sell my soul to another person for a bong toke. Then he burned it. I laughed. He laughed. I told him I don't believe that I could give my soul away even if I had one. He told me he didn't care, he just wanted to see me cut my finger for no reason. My life hasn't changed at all. Good times.
Alice Drannerdock - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 03:01:52 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75717 Reply
So what you're saying is, I should invite God over for poker night because he absolutely SUCKS at betting?
Alice Gungersire - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 18:59:10 EST TJWtu2up No.75732 Reply
Success in money, love, and personal desires are evil and therefore the territory of the devil.
You can turn to god all you want, but he wont grant such requests.

Instead of trying to damn yourself to torture for an infinite period of time in exchange for a few years of material abundance, I strongly suggest you have a real sit-down with yourself and work on changing your motives
Wesley Tootfuck - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 20:49:43 EST Qrttgb9W No.75839 Reply
I sold my soul to be an insane drummer. It got boring quicker than you'd think, and you realize that all the skill in the world is nothing if you don't have the creative drive to do something interesting with it. Not only that, but you still have to maintain the skill once you receive it, or you get a little sloppy like what I let happen to me. Keep your soul.
Clara Brattingstock - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 02:13:20 EST vT4bvZXf No.75842 Reply
When I was about 11 years old, I followed this method as best as I could, even going as far as to use my own blood in the sigil. Well, we'll see.
Wesley Dosslekod - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 14:19:37 EST jNE0gppd No.75849 Reply
What did your attempts of "turning to god" actually entail though?
Like did you actually try to enact some of the guidelines or did you just ask for success and bitches throwing this tantrum when you didn´t get any for free without doing anything?
Simon Tootcocke - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 14:03:54 EST 3zJc0aLy No.75856 Reply
I suggest you rather give God another chance. Your life is finite, and an eternity in hell doesn't sound too cozy. I'll pray for you too OP.
Hannah Drallerhood - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 04:54:45 EST xq3k7T9b No.75888 Reply

I'd rather spend the afterlife with my ancestors around the great hall, wotans maidens will take me there when I die.
What gives you the idea you go to "heaven" when you die? lol. Weird semetic shite.
You don't even have to die a hero to go there, just a pussyshit excuse to welcome death.
Phoebe Packlepatch - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 06:18:58 EST 4PCsAqSa No.75889 Reply
>This whole existence is just a bet between god and the devil to test who would be loyal to god in an imperfect world, even though there's no reason to be loyal. The devil thinks that everry being acts only out of self interest, and it's fear that keeps people in line. Also, the soul doesn't belong to you, and you don't have the ability to give it away.

A much better analogy than any religious figure has ever put into context for me over the years.
Cedric Finningworth - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 18:44:31 EST 1f06n2MY No.75890 Reply
By what right do you think you'll get into Valhala vs someplace else like folkvang? Other than your digits, anyhow.
Dextrolord - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:08:37 EST kR0NesUB No.75891 Reply
Almost hate to burst your bubbles, but take it from a guy who has died and been revived a handful of times. There is nothing on the other side, I would say infinite blackness but there isn't even that to remember. Just nothing, like I'll remember up to the moments before going under then next thing is being revived. No inbetween, not even a DMT brainblast inspired life flashing before my eyes for me.
Oliver Turveylock - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 15:33:11 EST mh+3wPDU No.75892 Reply
dude, this would be so easy in modern society, you don't even need a ritual or anything, just start doing evil shit that personally benefits yourself while fucking over other people.
Jack Nebberhall - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 03:40:41 EST sMyPhSpD No.75895 Reply
I sell my soul to the devil for a clean $100,000,000 to enter my bank account right now
and for I and all my family and all whom love me to never suffer !
Gaear Grimsrud - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 05:13:38 EST DCsVE482 No.75896 Reply
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Maybe you should just try renting your soul to the Devil, see how that works out before you do anything permanent.
Frederick Senkinbury - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:47:41 EST 1f06n2MY No.75901 Reply
That's how I always played out my demonic contracts in D&D... where every contractual violation or anomaly or just about anything, even years lived less than the normal natural average for muh gnome, resulted in a longer time serving in the hells. Eventually after it was too late for muh demon buddies to back out of the deal, they realized that they didn't want to be stuck with him, and were ordered to keep him alive as long as possible, so their bosses didn't have to deal with him should he die and wind up serving them in the hell wars...
Walter Dartdock - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 01:17:58 EST l6EhsyRO No.75971 Reply
Foolish OP, what makes you think your soul is worth anything at all? Psshh like the devil even needs your cut-rate soul.
Simon Mullerkire - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 12:19:20 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75974 Reply
You could technically make yourself worth a lot if you pull off enough crime to have a bounty or reward money on your head.
Simon Mullerkire - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 16:49:41 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75979 Reply
>implying souls are worth anything when they're just the collective end result of our brain activity
Your soul is but a fart in the wind.
John Ponnerhall - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 17:01:53 EST jNE0gppd No.75980 Reply
I don't see how that in any way refutes my point.
Caroline Honningware - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 02:29:44 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75982 Reply
>mundane worth = soul worth
>soul worth = nothing
>your mundane worth = nothing
>yes I'm implying this
Martin Bushstirk - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 04:12:36 EST jNE0gppd No.75983 Reply
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Except in >>75974 you're talking about how you can increase your mundane worth. And to begin with the post you're replying to is specifically talking about soul worth, so either one of them must be value-increasable by your argument there.
And in >>75979 you say soul worth is farts.

And actually I have like at least $10 in my bank account, and my soul-worth is abouts 1 subbucus worth.

Not saying you're right/wrong, only that you argue a different angle in each post, or you're just a troll-ghost haunting the board.
Nicholas Purryshaw - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 07:49:40 EST tzhOKIs1 No.75988 Reply
YOUR soul is worth shit all, you get a $10 value decrease for being a whiny cunt and not calling your mother often enough. The only succubus you can afford is Ms. Chlamydia.
George Tillingdock - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 07:56:36 EST jNE0gppd No.75989 Reply
You take that back, I talk to my mom every day.
And also pls make an actual argument instead of throwing shit.
I'm not here for avant yo-mama variants, I'm here for discussion.
George Tillingdock - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 08:11:59 EST jNE0gppd No.75990 Reply
Also wait a sec lolwhat, now you're arguing something different again,
>YOUR soul is worth shit all, you get a $10 value decrease
I obviously was talking about the $10 being my mundane value compared to my soul-val.
Calling succubuses cheap $10 sluts is gonna get you into all sorts of trouble dude.
Cedric Blimmerbug - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:01:56 EST X/hSL/NS No.75994 Reply
Yea shooting heroin is literally like selling your soul to feel paradise on Earth

And don't worry,cold turkey makes you so miserable even suicide will be a struggle. And methadone just makes you a numb zombie. So it won't matter at that point
Cornelius Nimmlefoot - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 06:53:53 EST xq3k7T9b No.76016 Reply


Heroin in the boogyman of drugs. Worry about Benzo's and alcohol before opiates in terms of withdrawl and health problems. Except sticking a needle in yourself fuck all that.
Hugh Shakestone - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 09:24:34 EST jLc2oArH No.76017 Reply
Anyone else have fucked up near-death experiences?

I've come pretty close a few times in the last couple years.. Worst was falling just under 30ft onto cement

Was sure I was gonna die, wasn't half as bad as the Trauma wing though. True Silent Hill vibes right there
Henry Bimmlewidge - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 07:08:59 EST xq3k7T9b No.76036 Reply
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You have a shit soul. Try to sort your life out, do good things, not even morally just things that make you feel good, you know right from wrong by default. You will then hopefully go through. Sorry man, You can probably turn it around though.
Sophie Nucklestock - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 23:37:01 EST u6F4AzKv No.76043 Reply
if you don't have the balls to do hard drugs the way is meant to be IV, then don't waste good ol dope.
No, the withdrawals and health problems are no way near as bad and deadly as alcohol or benzos, but you will become a junkie way sooner than an alcoholic or a menopausal xanax housewife.
Is literally the devil is the most beautiful and horrible thing at the same time.
Eugene Giblingdale - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:03:57 EST xq3k7T9b No.76050 Reply

I supose so. I only go as far a codeine anyway. Never more than once in a blue moon either. Things get shitty.
Samuel Sazzledork - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 15:31:05 EST eOI74HW3 No.76071 Reply
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let me see , you "passed out" or OD on /opis/ and narcan/nalaxone? or something similar? that's not experiencing real death.
I have an uncle who's a vet, former Army Spec Ops and Ranger and also PMC.
He got shot 3 times on the chest (one bullet perforated and collapsed one of his lungs) and he did see crazy shit instantly after falling to the ground , like how he was outside his body and then beamed into the sky, beyond the light of the stars. He said he was in the "spirit realm" for few moments before getting revived in a medivac heli afterwards. From what he remembers he said that his "soul/spirit" was inside a warm bath of pure light made of other souls, like his being or individuality was melting away in one single cloud of consciousness.

You probably passed out and weren't "conscious" before "dying".
John Buzzcocke - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 04:12:09 EST 3HIinhxY No.76149 Reply
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Does a Faustian temporarily-sell-your-soul-and-then-get-it-back count? If so, just do that.
Doris Gettingford - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 13:43:20 EST ls4fHsUX No.76152 Reply
I hope I get partially dank weed for my soul
Barnaby Piblingdock - Wed, 30 Oct 2019 17:03:14 EST 597L7LRD No.76159 Reply
íf you have a non-sinful reason for selling your soul, you'll be gucci mane
Frederick Drissleworth - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 07:38:24 EST Bua3kFZF No.76171 Reply
I don't see why not. It's like a pawn or some sort of contract labor.

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