So I've been an alcoholic for years and finally decided to quit, and like a retard I quit cold turkey after having a two day, non-stop vomiting hangover. So I'm completely dehydrated and giving up something like a 10 year addiction cold turkey. Basically all you need for a lead up, I obviously had a seizure and had to be revived. Thank fuckin' anything out there that my roommate realized something was wrong, because this happened at 3:00 AM. Anyways on to the actual meat of this. I'm seriously not sure if this is supernatural or if dying made some weird underlying psychosis open up in my brain, but ever since I can see, and here's the part that fucks me up, FEEL ghosts. Shitty part: I can only see them out of the corner of my eye, so like base features are pretty much all I can see, colour of clothing, base facial shape, if they have facial hair stuff like that. So I saw a few chill ghosts, basically either just kids or bros, but then I got to my buddy's house and there was a girl ghost and long story short she invisible sucked my dick to completion through my pants while my friend was thankfully concentrated on the boxing match we were supposed to be watching. So, I had a touch free orgasm, with no anal while also not thinking about anything sexy. Could literally feel the lips and tongue. What the fuck is going on in my life right now.
