Paedo. Or gay.

Those are the only two stereotypes to have mustaches unless Hitler of course.

>But I grow a super thin sickly mustaches just to be creepy. At one time I shaved literally everything but a 2cm thick 'stache. Shaved brows looks cool and alien.

>>61523
only if you dont look like a fuckin pussy

>>61523
whether or not you look like a pedo depends just as much on your haircut, face and clothes. Just grow one and if you like it and no-one says you look like a pedo, keep it.

if you look like an action man you could pull off the burt reynolds/chris hadfield

>>61516
ew

>>61516
Someone fucking bought them. There was 5 bids. You dirty motherfuckers

>>61528
I fucking lol'd.

Sorry if this is a shit thread. This is my first post here. One bump only.

it is a shit thread you idiot. looks like you have a fetish for garters, plain white shorts, and black long sleeve shirts. OMG WAT DO U CALL SUCH AN OUTFIT?? derp

>>61510
Is something troubling you young man?

>>61500
Just get her a garter belt and some stockings to go with it, she can wear them with anything and they will look good. Any lingerie store will have that stuff, just ask the staff to recommend you something. Cheap garter belts won't hold up the stockings for long.
If you really want a black turtleneck and white shorts you can find them anywhere really. As for shoes, I guess most people would wear regular closed toe high heels, most colours would go with that outfit but I would pick red. I'd wear boots or mary janes with it cause I can't do high heels.

>>61387
I only see trashy sluts and landwhales wearing yoga pants. I mean, maybe if you are just looking at the shit flute alone on the slutty bitches it could work but damn nigga, see that other shit and I want to puke.

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>>61389

Where do you live that they all don't wear them equally. I've seen so many 10/10's in them now that I can die happy.

ops butts are photoshopped

>>61389

Sucks to be you man. I see fine girls day in day out.

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I need some new shoes so i'm monitoring this thread, I kinda want some boots but i don't have any pants that would work with boots right now

>>61521
That is to say pls give me help on how to wear a boot.

Tattoos are going to swell, not too much you can do about it besides taking some tylenol.

Also, stop giving yourself stick 'n pokes. Go to a real tattoo artist.

Haha i gave myself a stick and poke once.

I made my needle myself but you can buy pretty good stick and poke needles on amazon for like $5 which might help you out. Also probably just make sure that everything is sterile as it can be, was the area beforehand with soapy water too and make sure you shave it.

Also try not to have to go over and over the same area loads, obviously unavoidable if you're doing certain things but if you get better at doing it you might need to do less poking.

Also if it's a decent size bepanthen, or panthenol is a pretty good cream to put on afterwards.

>>59091
I've seen lots of tuts use tape to help shape the line around the eye

though honestly I don't see why getting liquid eyeliner on your lashes is a problem, I usually go over mine with black liquid eyeliner to cover the parts my mascara doesn't reach..?

good luck to you anyway wesley, liquid eyeliner is the devils creation (right beside false eyelash glue), but I'm sure you'll figure something out!

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>>59091
I dunno man, do you even really need eyeliner like that if your lashes are that nice? Wearing too much eyeliner on top will hide them. If I were you I'd just wear a little eyeliner, a bit of colour and a good mascara to highlight them. Thick eyelid liner is for people with weak eyelashes imo.

If you really wanted to still, you could have a professional do your makeup for you with what you want so you can see how it can be done on your face and get some advice.

love how this post is from 2014 and OP is definitely not around anymore
but I had this same problem and just started wearing black eye shadow instead of black eyeliner. its impossible to fuck up because it's not supposed to be a perfectly cut line anyway, super easy to blend as needed, and looks basically the same at the end of the day.

use tape to get a clean line, and angle it so it follows the natural angle of your bottom waterline

>>61485
Its common curtesy to post a pic of yourself when you say that so op will know the people insulting him are probably far uglier than he
Op youre not ugly
Trim tho for fucks sake

>>61482

>Cock brushes

I'm pretty tolerant of faggotry but this is apparently the line where I start dry heaving, I would throw up if it wasn't so early in the morning

Wow much hate in this thread, why are you all faggots here?

>>61482 yay a mustache ride for even the crack whores!

>I WANT TO BE A WIZARD

Stick with what you know, dont try to re-invent the wheel

>>61488
it's a good masculine cut

>>61488

>hitla youf op

dont let the hype catch you. i see these faggots with huge swooped up swatches of hair flipped over to one side and the sides of their heads buzzcut, holy shit, 'the caesar' beats that any day

Cool thing about the Caesar is that it feels kinda natural. Like, if you shave your head, let it grow some, and don't fuck with it all, you'll probably have a Caesar cut after a month or so of growing. Simple as it gets and it works well for most.

I've had this haircut out of nothing but pure laziness for the past 5 years. I think it works OK for me and personally I have no interest in changing it up, I did enough stupid shit with my hair when I was a teenager.

Don't shave the sides of your head or swoop your hair up like an asshole, you'll look like an asshole, I promise. People can say Caesar cuts are weird and they may be right, but as has been mentioned, but honestly it's better than a lot of alternatives.

If you really wanna change it though, let it grow a bit and maybe just try parting it to one side or the other? Also, keep the back of it tidy. If you're gonna keep it about this short keep the back even shorter. Just trust me, it looks better.

>>61174

>Leather band on you're timepiece

looks good, but it also looks safe. Like you're dressed up to go see your dear old nana and you tried to look as non-offending as possible.

I don't know what >>61174 is talking about. The shirt looks fine, just kind of boring, but that's because it's a button up.

>>61183
this

gap kakhi-colored denim, brooks brothers buttondown in houndstooth, & hiking boots.

>>56239
Bump