>>61549
Lift weights to make yourself look like a tank in a large?

ugh. i cannot find this is my size

>slim fit everywhere
>have to buy shirts that almost go to my knees
>have to put them in my pants to not look like a retard
>now I look like my father 30 years ago

>>61754
Yeah, theres a lot of nipple out there these days, a lot of crop tops as well. Belly buttons were the hot item of this past summer and it was real nice.

>>61681
define adult. any women over 30? I see 18-24 year olds wear yoga pants everywhere in colleges

>>61681
They're mostly wearing yoga pants that look like jeans now.

>>56239
I'm wearing clothes right now.

>>56513
That shit is bad ass
>>57800
I hope you knew to put that jelly in the refrigerator after you unsealed it. Bonne Maman is good shit don't waste it
>>61556
God I love those fucking boots and they seem to have held up really well over the years.

I'm gonna bump this with my low-res photo, sorry.

I usually wear something like this when walking dogs during the day when it is spring/fall weather.

This was from today. I accidentally wore the wrong belt style, so I could not attach the leash to it. Since I was walking two dogs, I attached their leash handles together, wrapped that around me, and attached one of the leashes to the other some how with a carabiner. It worked out great, but I can't explain it well. I created a split leash system with two regular (different sized) leashes and one carabiner. It was a lot of fun walking the dogs that way while not wrapped around me also. lol, I guess I'd rather talk about dogs than clothes.

>>61745
I have a straight hair, so I just shave my head. One day, I will be able to afford a wig, then I can feel like a person.

>>61751
After giving it much thought, I have come to the conclusion that either you're that crab-in-the-pot curly-haired jerk from 3 years ago or you're one of those ignorant straight-haired asswipes who would compliment me on my hair and tell me about how jealous they were of my curls even though I looked like shit and felt like shit every day of my life no matter how hard I tried to make the best of my misfortune.

This suffering went on for years; the heartache and the rage built up and up until finally I snapped like so many hair picks, stashed pencils, and unbreakable combs had done before. Soon I will have an anime to wear on my head, it can't replace all those wasted years but maybe it can stave off goretacular suicide.

Until then, eat shit and die, or fuck off at least.

>>60112
LANOLIN! I don't care if this thread is ancient. LANOLIN! Just apply it to your comb very lightly (also makes it easier to untangle your hair) and slowly comb in just enough to make it shine.

>coconut oil

Only the highly refined liquid at room temperature stuff, is good for hair and scalp care. Olive oil works a bit better IMO. This is more for dealing with dandruff and acne though. They're both not particularly good fats to leave in your hair, since they tend to gum up. Still, try Hoof Alive on your comb. It's 88% lanolin and a bunch of good things.

Search for “festival wear”

>>58988
Fuck you people, I like the jacket and I'm not even OP.
I think ol' George would call that a green velvet doublet, drawn swirled mother of pearl linings and bronze clasps. Lol no uh maybe go to a Renaissance fair and ask them what the fuck that shit's called.

>>61779
I mean.. if you want to be stylish in a situation that calls for green camo, I can kind of get it.

Very good analysis of the purse, not sure if you actually comprehended the topic of the thread though, which is that backpacks seem to be replacing purses for the very functions you described, although this may be my anecdotal experience rather than a widespread trend.

>>61765
Why did you say this

>>61761
Yes, I know what you're talking about OP. Those weird-ass little leather knapsack backpack fagtrap things. IDK why it happened but it's lame. It may help older women feel like they're putting out a youthful vibe but in my eyes it makes the person look like they're a travelling hermit with very few possessions.

>>61782
nigga is that cum on your face... at least it looks good on you.

>>61782
You're flexing too hard if you're cumming on your own face as a result. UNFASHIONABLE

>>61735
I've done too many psychedelics to look at this coat for very long

it's confusing

>>61731
That's exactly what clothes should say! Rather, that's what they do say, the success comes from the attention being positive and not critical lol. Example: a man in only a diaper certainly stands out and announces that "IT'S ME, CHECK ME OUT THIS IS WHO I AM"
The other side is what most people want, where others compliment your attire.

>>61781
Haha yeah exactly
And it works, too. As much shit as my old roommate would give me about some of my fashion choices, I noticed if I just kept my confidence and put the shit on and wore it in public, I would actually get compliments. Probably because I also know how to throw an outfit together honestly.

What about At-Home Electric Trimmers??

I wanna measure and maintain accordingly. Something with a few attachments or combs would be ideal although I really just want an even clean lookin trim of stubble all around until I’ve learned more.


What trimmers you gents keep?

>>61769
I can totally recommend a trimmer. Just get a reasonably priced one from a decent brand. Pic is what I got, it's from Phillips, it has several fixed attachments, and one that's adjustable. Also two for nosehair and something else (I don't use those).

Make sure you get one with sturdy attachments though. My first trimmer just had the one which could be adjusted for length, most of the teeth broke so it's useless now.

And you might want to try still going clean shaven on just your neck, I think it looks pretty neat.

>>61758
I have a personal trimmer that I cut my own hair and groom my facial hair with. I'll usually do a #2 over my entire "ear-down" area (back of the head, sides, and all facial hair) if I'm feeling adventurous I'll try to taper that to a slightly shorter length where my sideburns are. I always shave my neck line, right under my nose, and I shave a curve shape into my cheeks' beard so it looks symmetrical. The main pitfall I noticed in beard grooming is in fact wispiness or patchiness. Basically you want to clean shave all the stray hairs that aren't in your ideal beard and then maintain that shape for a nice skin to beard contrast.

they probably have em at the fag store

Where’s the last place that you saw your shirt?

What does the text even say?

>>61596
Which shirt, the white or blue one? And what does the white one say?

Doc Martens now has retail stores in the US. They’re usually classified by number of eyelets, and that one seems to have a cap toe. I love my shoes from them, the made in England line is really nice.

I like the idea. You could probably just make those yourself with a soft metal like aluminum or some alloys of gold. Couple strips of metal, bend 'em with a pair of pliers until they hang on your ear unassisted. Crust glam

Couldn't you just buy 2 pairs of pierceless earrings, rip off the clamp mechanism, and use them?

If not, I'm sure you could just rip off the childproof guard from a few bic lighters and get them to size with some pliers, grind them down to not be sharp as shit, and run with it that way.

Why not just get a piercing though?

bend thin strips of metal around a bic pen for uniformity, that's how hippies make jewelry.

>>61729
If I want better epaulettes does a tailor usually do that as well? Without me providing extra fabric for them, I mean.

>>61730

i dunno lol i mean if they happen to have compatible fabric they may be able to supply it, you have to do some searching on your own of local places

get some vintage-thrift fur coat and cut it up, ethically better imho.
rabbit pelts are cheap tho, and fuzzy and warm, ebay has tons of taxidermists who sell all kinds of weird shit all day.