haha, wow. tacky as fuck

why would you ever want that OP
Just get a nice denim jacket, you can wear it over most things in most weather situations

>Is crushed velvet tacky as fuck?

Ehh, maybe a little

>Would I look stupid wearing it?

We don't fucking know

People will call you "the velvet fog"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgGyD6waTA

crushed velvet is hella in put it on YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW

Fur coats are lovely and I highly recommend them. You're gonna look obnoxious depending on where you live, but it doesn't matter. I personally took my fur coats to the next level by spray painting them with red paint to get the whole "just narrowly escaped from a PETA protest" look.

I recommend looking at thrift shops

like yknow, macklemore

>>61567
Cool, I want to look as absolutely retarded as possible. Just not gay. Don't want no fudge packers climbing up in my fur coat now.

I never thought about like goodwill or thrift markets and shit. Maybe I could go to the Jamaican mart and get a knock off versace made with horse hair.

The jacket looks like something that would make you look very dapper in Game of Thrones, but you'd probably get executed for heresy for wearing those magical moon pants.
Do sane people actually wear this?

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>>59015
BAH DUM TSS

>>58988
This is a typical eastern jacket
You can pull it off, but you must be really handsome\confident for it
Being arab/indian might help as well

What are you some milk drinking Altmer?

>>56239
Bump

Gee I sure do hope this picture is the right size.

>>61556

>Dried milk/cum stains on the mirror/10.

Fucking kill yourself.

>>61556
Cool blazer homie where did you get it?

>>61559

Snagged it on clearance at Zara for like $60, just a lucky find really!

>>61549
Could be worse, I'm medium build with a long torso. Most medium shirts fit around my chest fine but barely cover my ribs. I have to wear extra large, or if I'm lucky and can find them large tall shirts to even have a chance at it reaching my hips.

>>61552
Only the trve kvltists use shoe goo.

>>61554
Will that work alright? I imagine it should.

>>61555
Yeah, just spread it really smooth and even and wipe excess off when you press it on and it seeps around the edges.

I mean, in my satanic blood cults we'd put some red dye in it to make it look like blood was used to glue it on and left the excess curdling over the edge like the gut wrenching screams and blood that would seep from the virgins mouths after we filled it with caninis spiritus and thrusted the eternally damned daggers of Yit'Rrr Skrieun into their 2nd anal sphincter. That is another option to do as well if you'd like. But it is all up to you man, whatever floats your boat I say.

>>61537
Shut up loser.

>>61532
I don't know anything about makeup so I can't really contribute but your make up looks good so thumbs up.

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But can I fuck you?

>accidentaly i've chosen the colour white for the whole room.

how does this even happen?
white's not a bad color for a room, but what is the factor preventing you from changing your mind?

anyway just Google "white interior design"
absorbing a ton of images is the best way to understand these things

I could give you a list of palettes I'd like to see in a room but there's a significant chance that the 'dark gray' I write will be different from the 'dark gray' you read.

>>58628
the thing about google is that there are so many random ideas which may kinda just make me more confused of 'what wud be right'. that's why i thought i'd come and ask direct thoughts. dark grey in general sounds good tbh. i somewhat thought to myself to make the whole thing look black n white style, but wouldn't that end up to edgy ?

>>58660
lol high contrast when arranged by novices looks so wacky
don't do black and white
dark grays are good. really dark deep browns are good.

>>58618
I like your cats OP.

all the walls of my house are orange its p. cool

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I need some new shoes so i'm monitoring this thread, I kinda want some boots but i don't have any pants that would work with boots right now

>>61521
That is to say pls give me help on how to wear a boot.

Everyday shoes.

>>61544
3 shades of hipster.

I bought myself a Stuhrling for Christmas. I had never heard of them before but they had fantastic reviews for a very reasonable price. Pic related is the one I bought, the Ascot II. Not bulky, not ostentatious, quite sleek and simple.

>>60664

>>60665
Very nice. Very versatile.

My current peice.. would prefer something more causal such as as brown strap, may purchase another Omega

Just use the clock on your Apple iPhone numbnuts.