Time warp

Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 17:56:06 EST 2VxE8R8t No.79306

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There was a snowstorm where the servers are. It got so cold that it started to go below absolute zero, resulting in particles moving backwards in time. So here we are.

Nicholas Gaddlesotch - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 21:59:38 EST dl9lAnzN No.79307 Reply

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So what I'm hearing you say is that if we can make our particles hot enough we can travel forward in time...set the controls for the heart of the sun, 2121 here we come!

>>	Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 22:06:53 EST 2VxE8R8t No.79308 Reply >>79307 Yes so all we have to do is heat the servers up and we can get 420chan back to the moment in time it should be.

Simon Brunkinhudging - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 19:56:28 EST dl9lAnzN No.79309 Reply

>>79308

>> we can get 420chan back to the moment in time it should be

Hey so I know this is probably on /420/ but since I figure you're monitoring this thread I wonder if you know if we ever recovered the data from the old server? I know there are some posts I and others would want to grab from it if it was made accessible even if this stays the permanent fork of the boards.

>>	Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 00:41:32 EST 2VxE8R8t No.79310 Reply >>79309 I really do not know, and yeah same.

>>	Walter Fummerfeg - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 19:20:49 EST BhlGb8DB No.79311 Reply kirt said he has access to the backups and is trying to decide how to merge two alternate timelines. i wonder which TNG episode's plot he will follow

>>	Lydia Puzzlepudge - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 12:08:50 EST cbqxINXZ No.79344 Reply >>79311 It's funny because I've replied to posts that actually change content. The pain thread on /b/'s OP changed content from time to time and I had no idea why. User is currently banned from all boards

>>	press - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 17:00:52 EST v0L3tuOZ No.79345 Reply since youre thermoptic, tell me how what kind of electromagnetic radiation objects below zero emmit

>>	press - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 17:01:45 EST v0L3tuOZ No.79346 Reply >>79345 show me the colour of really cold. ignoring me would be a cheesy response

>>	Albert Hoshnutch - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 19:55:38 EST QiRUncgI No.79347 Reply >>79345 The way you frame the question it seems like you know the answer, so I'll assume this is the set up for a yolk and leave you be.

>>	Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 12:04:07 EST j9C4BMRh No.79349 Reply >>79346 My fictional understanding of how things behave below absolute zero stops there. I don't know how it could emit anything perceivable by us.

>>	Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 12:54:37 EST j9C4BMRh No.79350 Reply >>79349 And when I say "us" that includes our current tech.

Walter Weshnone - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 20:46:23 EST QiRUncgI No.79352 Reply

>>79349
Unless thermodynamics is wrong, I don't think it emits anything at all, perceivable by us or otherwise. It would still emit gravitational waves though, so 'absolute zero astronomy' might be a thing, but as far as

>>electromagnetic radiation objects below zero emmit
>>show me the colour of really cold.

from a 'thermal optics' perspective the EM radiation of a body at absolute zero is absolutely absent. Nothing can be colder than absolute zero, hence the name.

Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:51:24 EST Jyqi6ep7 No.79361 Reply

>>79352
Yeah but the whole thing is fictional in the first place. Like yeah absolute zero shouldn't be radiating anything since there's literally no motion. But if we're gonna say shit is below absolute zero and therefore is moving in a backwards temporal sort motion, it must be emitting something because there's motion. But we don't exist in a state that could even perceive backwards in time so how the hell would we design a device to percieve it?

holy FUCK i'm drunk

>>	press - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 08:58:33 EST P8IZvbAs No.79363 Reply >>79361 funnily enough i was really drunk when i asked that question too if you need spice to master space travel maybe you need alcohol to master time travel!

>>	Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 02:07:59 EST Jyqi6ep7 No.79369 Reply >>79363 You could be on to something. How do we test this?

press - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 16:24:42 EST kphkeya5 No.79370 Reply

>>79369
the letters ive written to multiple universities and kirt have yet to be answered. quite shocking if you take into account that the grant i asked for was a mere 1000 dollars (adjusted for inflation during the experiments), which according to my alculations would be the mere minimum to fund a trial. further research would obviously take much less time once the direction of time travel isnt limited to forward and side effects such as pissing myself are minimized. this far ive been able to travel up to 4 days at 1 litre of fuel per day traveled

i suspect mainstream science is supressing work in this field. neil degayass tyson has blocked me on twitter

>>	Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:01:06 EST j9C4BMRh No.79371 Reply >>79370 Damn. I guess we should set up a Taima University so deep researchers like you can have the lab space and resources necessary for real alcohomploshments in your field.

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