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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
Roommate is Shitting Everywhere Ignore Report Reply
Esther Cecklewudging - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 20:45:11 EST ID:+m2TUOm6 No.290132
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My roommate is freaking out. He’s literally going crazy and every few days will be so out of his mind that I will wake up and notice that he shit in the cupboards, shower, on the driveway, sometimes he spreads it on the walls, and now he just recently shit in the dryer.

What the fuck should I do?
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Rebecca Fittingnot - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 21:08:40 EST ID:TKlCUPhO No.290133 Ignore Report Reply
>>290132
That pic is unreal. I assume there are drugs involved? Which ones?

Quality shitpost.
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Priscilla Brevinglune - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:28:44 EST ID:DuCYjsAT No.290134 Ignore Report Reply
>>290132
beat his fucking ass and tell him to sit down and shut the fuck up
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Edwin Gaffingville - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 02:09:15 EST ID:niV46Ux0 No.290138 Ignore Report Reply
Oh my god that picture noooooooo lmao
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Edward Clozzlebirk - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 03:38:58 EST ID:nw9JWW9z No.290140 Ignore Report Reply
>>290132
Need more pics
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Esther Cecklewudging - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:29:12 EST ID:+m2TUOm6 No.290144 Ignore Report Reply
>>290133
He’s been smoking upwards of a gram of meth on some days. The worst part is that he actually turned the dryer on after shitting in it and the entire apartment smells like burning shit.
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Rebecca Fittingnot - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 13:21:15 EST ID:TKlCUPhO No.290145 Ignore Report Reply
>>290144
Assuming you’re a user yourself and don’t want to narc on him there isn’t much you can do short of move.
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Emma Fevingburk - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 13:24:16 EST ID:QWL9ccVa No.290146 Ignore Report Reply
move out bro, that fucking sucks
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Matilda Wazzlenet - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 21:18:37 EST ID:nw9JWW9z No.290153 Ignore Report Reply
>>290144
Gonna need some more pics before I can muster sympathy for you
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Panda5 !EshdTRey7E - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 22:47:38 EST ID:N8YS2fA0 No.290154 Ignore Report Reply
>A gram of methamp a day
woooooow, as an adderall user this blows my fucking mind.

Give him /opi/ or /benz/ and tell him to chill the fuck out and talk his shit out.
Otherwise >>290134
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Simon Tootforth - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 23:21:44 EST ID:gnE6t61/ No.290155 Ignore Report Reply
>>290154
That’s a gram of street meth...it isn’t anywhere near as pure as pharma speed. Still an impressive amount.
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Matilda Wazzlenet - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:05:00 EST ID:nw9JWW9z No.290156 Ignore Report Reply
>>290155
Even 25% pure would be like taking 250mg of addy which is a lot. And that’d be assuming that methamp is equipotent to dexamp which is not the case.
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Shitting Brookfield - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:31:15 EST ID:+m2TUOm6 No.290157 Ignore Report Reply
>>290146
I guess it’s worth pointing out that this guy has parents who are paying his rent, so he’s been letting me stay at his place for about the past 5 years or so. Things were great the first few years, but recently he just really went off the rails...

Just a few fuckin’ weeks ago I was sleeping and woke up to this freak completely butt ass naked and laying underneath my bed. He was breathing so hard it almost gave me a heart attack that someone was hiding in my room
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Panda5 !EshdTRey7E - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:35:38 EST ID:N8YS2fA0 No.290158 Ignore Report Reply
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>>290157
That's some wild shit, homie. Try calming him down.
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Molly Gedgebury - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 03:31:10 EST ID:H2HOXY62 No.290162 Ignore Report Reply
>>290157
You had to know a situation like that wouldn't last, so I hope you have some way to leave
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George Drebberkitch - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 09:33:23 EST ID:qoKhtLf1 No.290165 Ignore Report Reply
>>290157
Get out of there before he slips a turd of his into your underwear when you sleep.
Once shit gets real the only safe place is in the eye of the shit tornado, but you still have time to get away.
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Matilda Wazzlenet - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 18:49:23 EST ID:nw9JWW9z No.290168 Ignore Report Reply
>>290165
You feel that? The way the shit clings to the air? It’s a shit blizzard.
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Emma Hassleville - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 16:08:53 EST ID:taaa8nxU No.290175 Ignore Report Reply
>>290157
I would be gone by now

Too scared about him having some form of psychosis and trying to kill me or even himself...
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Sidney Ninkinfit - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 20:49:18 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290199 Ignore Report Reply
>>290144
this is why i still come here. LOL
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Sidney Ninkinfit - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 20:51:15 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290200 Ignore Report Reply
Seriously OP move out before he fucking kills you
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Beatrice Biddlekock - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 09:42:48 EST ID:0q6GytZ1 No.290207 Ignore Report Reply
>>290132
At that point I’d say a shotgun would work pretty well.
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Sophie Pockworth - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:10:29 EST ID:77Xq+N2S No.290214 Ignore Report Reply
call paramedics and say r roommate is smearing feces on the wall and is a danger to himself
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Cornelius Smallson - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 12:49:24 EST ID:ijGklCnk No.290225 Ignore Report Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Panda5 - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:57:26 EST ID:N8YS2fA0 No.290228 Ignore Report Reply
>>290214
[ Jikai ]
Tune in next week with your Bitch Up Cola® and find out how roomie feels when kicked out of the psych ward with a $24k bill.
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Augustus Worthingshaw - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 16:58:54 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290258 Ignore Report Reply
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>>290132
need an update OP
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Cyril Bunman - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 16:32:01 EST ID:14bxd0SX No.290273 Ignore Report Reply
>>290132
its obvious that you need to stab him repeatedly
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Betsy Gondernut - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 20:00:38 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290275 Ignore Report Reply
>>290273
based murder poster
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Beatrice Blackwill - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 21:50:59 EST ID:+m2TUOm6 No.290294 Ignore Report Reply
—THREAD UPDATE—

After getting home from work yesterday, I saw my roommate laying in the middle of the living room, completely passed out. I didn’t think much of it tbh until I had to walk past him and I saw a fucking DEAD RAT with a fork sticking out of it and chunks of its flesh in/around my roommates face.

That was it, you guys are right. I’m getting the HELL out of here and applying for apartments right now. What the absolute fuck.
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William Blemmlestock - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 22:03:58 EST ID:nKxjhYeL No.290295 Ignore Report Reply
>>290294
>shit all over the house
>first thought was not to immediately gtfo
the man's a basket case m8, start running before you end up like that rat
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George Berryforth - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:27:07 EST ID:zhVP/JK2 No.290296 Ignore Report Reply
>>290294
What the absolute fuck dude.
I wouldn't just be applying for apartments I'd be on somebody's couch right now. Get the fuck out of there man or you're going to be on some documentary about a deranged serial killer in 20 years.
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Graham Fuckingbury - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:36:01 EST ID:6xhjw6l4 No.290297 Ignore Report Reply
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>>290294
Jesus christ lol
Time to crash on a buddies couch for awhile
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Frederick Hombleshaw - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:11:57 EST ID:5MkX+/sJ No.290298 Ignore Report Reply
>>290294
Go crash on a friend's couch whilst you look for apartments, seriously.
Before you go see if you can message your friends parents from his phone and just say something innocuous that invites them over, at least that way you're (hopefully) helping him out without having to fuss yourself or ending up in harms way.
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Lydia Gondlefitch - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:11:35 EST ID:wsoNyrIW No.290300 Ignore Report Reply
>>290294
gonna need an update on the aftermath of the rat snack... did he not get sick? the fuck does one say after eating a rat?
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Martha Grimwill - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:47:08 EST ID:TKlCUPhO No.290301 Ignore Report Reply
This has been a beautiful journey. Good luck out there, OP.
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Martha Drirringbury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:53:49 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290308 Ignore Report Reply
>>290294
"Im looking for apartments"

Lol OP is an actual idiot that is going to get killed. Holy shit.
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Martha Drirringbury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:54:42 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290309 Ignore Report Reply
>>290298
Imagine how hard room mate is going to trip if OP touches his phone or asks to use it. LOL
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Fucking Dozzleson - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:39:06 EST ID:LVqStkHO No.290337 Ignore Report Reply
>>290308
jesus christ i am so glad i never touch super hard drugs, never want to, am never around them, and never will put a needle in my arm and never have

im not saying drugs are evil or make people evil and shit but what the fuck. every horror story i hear is poor fuckers with meth or some crazy shit like that. this is disturbing dude get the fuck out of there. you have a job just find the cheapest living situation even if its sleeping on someone couch or floor and paying them money for it.
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Scourge of the West - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:30:05 EST ID:0JnCBqZ+ No.290340 Ignore Report Reply
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Please tell me you took a picture of the forked eaten rat. It will be my avitar on everything forever if you do.
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Alice Sosslekick - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 15:15:31 EST ID:P5FB3UXI No.290344 Ignore Report Reply
>>290337
Lmfao. Not every case ends up like this...in fact most dont.

Most of the time its just jacking off or having fun really. Most porn stars use meth btw.
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Edward Lightshit - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 09:30:27 EST ID:+m2TUOm6 No.290428 Ignore Report Reply
Still looking for a new apartment... having a pretty hard time finding one because my credit score is garbage... just been avoiding my roommate since that rat shit lmao
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Phineas Nonningway - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 16:16:10 EST ID:zhVP/JK2 No.290433 Ignore Report Reply
>>290428
>credit score
>for an apartment
Fucking wat lol
I have never been credit checked for an apartment or house or whatever


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