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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 20:45:11 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290132
File: 1554425111991.jpg -(266911B / 260.66KB, 765x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Roommate is Shitting Everywhere
My roommate is freaking out. He’s literally going crazy and every few days will be so out of his mind that I will wake up and notice that he shit in the cupboards, shower, on the driveway, sometimes he spreads it on the walls, and now he just recently shit in the dryer.

What the fuck should I do?
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Rebecca Fittingnot - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 21:08:40 EST TKlCUPhO No.290133 Reply
>>290132
That pic is unreal. I assume there are drugs involved? Which ones?

Quality shitpost.
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Priscilla Brevinglune - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:28:44 EST DuCYjsAT No.290134 Reply
>>290132
beat his fucking ass and tell him to sit down and shut the fuck up
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Edwin Gaffingville - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 02:09:15 EST niV46Ux0 No.290138 Reply
Oh my god that picture noooooooo lmao
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Esther Cecklewudging - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:29:12 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290144 Reply
>>290133
He’s been smoking upwards of a gram of meth on some days. The worst part is that he actually turned the dryer on after shitting in it and the entire apartment smells like burning shit.
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Rebecca Fittingnot - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 13:21:15 EST TKlCUPhO No.290145 Reply
>>290144
Assuming you’re a user yourself and don’t want to narc on him there isn’t much you can do short of move.
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Emma Fevingburk - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 13:24:16 EST QWL9ccVa No.290146 Reply
move out bro, that fucking sucks
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Matilda Wazzlenet - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 21:18:37 EST nw9JWW9z No.290153 Reply
>>290144
Gonna need some more pics before I can muster sympathy for you
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Panda5 !EshdTRey7E - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 22:47:38 EST N8YS2fA0 No.290154 Reply
>A gram of methamp a day
woooooow, as an adderall user this blows my fucking mind.

Give him /opi/ or /benz/ and tell him to chill the fuck out and talk his shit out.
Otherwise >>290134
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Simon Tootforth - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 23:21:44 EST gnE6t61/ No.290155 Reply
>>290154
That’s a gram of street meth...it isn’t anywhere near as pure as pharma speed. Still an impressive amount.
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Matilda Wazzlenet - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:05:00 EST nw9JWW9z No.290156 Reply
>>290155
Even 25% pure would be like taking 250mg of addy which is a lot. And that’d be assuming that methamp is equipotent to dexamp which is not the case.
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Shitting Brookfield - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:31:15 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290157 Reply
>>290146
I guess it’s worth pointing out that this guy has parents who are paying his rent, so he’s been letting me stay at his place for about the past 5 years or so. Things were great the first few years, but recently he just really went off the rails...

Just a few fuckin’ weeks ago I was sleeping and woke up to this freak completely butt ass naked and laying underneath my bed. He was breathing so hard it almost gave me a heart attack that someone was hiding in my room
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Panda5 !EshdTRey7E - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:35:38 EST N8YS2fA0 No.290158 Reply
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>>290157
That's some wild shit, homie. Try calming him down.
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Molly Gedgebury - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 03:31:10 EST H2HOXY62 No.290162 Reply
>>290157
You had to know a situation like that wouldn't last, so I hope you have some way to leave
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George Drebberkitch - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 09:33:23 EST qoKhtLf1 No.290165 Reply
>>290157
Get out of there before he slips a turd of his into your underwear when you sleep.
Once shit gets real the only safe place is in the eye of the shit tornado, but you still have time to get away.
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Matilda Wazzlenet - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 18:49:23 EST nw9JWW9z No.290168 Reply
>>290165
You feel that? The way the shit clings to the air? It’s a shit blizzard.
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Emma Hassleville - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 16:08:53 EST taaa8nxU No.290175 Reply
>>290157
I would be gone by now

Too scared about him having some form of psychosis and trying to kill me or even himself...
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Sidney Ninkinfit - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 20:51:15 EST P5FB3UXI No.290200 Reply
Seriously OP move out before he fucking kills you
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Beatrice Biddlekock - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 09:42:48 EST 0q6GytZ1 No.290207 Reply
>>290132
At that point I’d say a shotgun would work pretty well.
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Sophie Pockworth - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:10:29 EST 77Xq+N2S No.290214 Reply
call paramedics and say r roommate is smearing feces on the wall and is a danger to himself
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Cornelius Smallson - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 12:49:24 EST ijGklCnk No.290225 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Panda5 - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:57:26 EST N8YS2fA0 No.290228 Reply
>>290214
[ Jikai ]
Tune in next week with your Bitch Up Cola® and find out how roomie feels when kicked out of the psych ward with a $24k bill.
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Beatrice Blackwill - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 21:50:59 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290294 Reply
—THREAD UPDATE—

After getting home from work yesterday, I saw my roommate laying in the middle of the living room, completely passed out. I didn’t think much of it tbh until I had to walk past him and I saw a fucking DEAD RAT with a fork sticking out of it and chunks of its flesh in/around my roommates face.

That was it, you guys are right. I’m getting the HELL out of here and applying for apartments right now. What the absolute fuck.
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William Blemmlestock - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 22:03:58 EST nKxjhYeL No.290295 Reply
>>290294
>shit all over the house
>first thought was not to immediately gtfo
the man's a basket case m8, start running before you end up like that rat
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George Berryforth - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:27:07 EST zhVP/JK2 No.290296 Reply
>>290294
What the absolute fuck dude.
I wouldn't just be applying for apartments I'd be on somebody's couch right now. Get the fuck out of there man or you're going to be on some documentary about a deranged serial killer in 20 years.
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Graham Fuckingbury - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:36:01 EST 6xhjw6l4 No.290297 Reply
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>>290294
Jesus christ lol
Time to crash on a buddies couch for awhile
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Frederick Hombleshaw - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:11:57 EST 5MkX+/sJ No.290298 Reply
>>290294
Go crash on a friend's couch whilst you look for apartments, seriously.
Before you go see if you can message your friends parents from his phone and just say something innocuous that invites them over, at least that way you're (hopefully) helping him out without having to fuss yourself or ending up in harms way.
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Lydia Gondlefitch - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:11:35 EST wsoNyrIW No.290300 Reply
>>290294
gonna need an update on the aftermath of the rat snack... did he not get sick? the fuck does one say after eating a rat?
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Martha Grimwill - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:47:08 EST TKlCUPhO No.290301 Reply
This has been a beautiful journey. Good luck out there, OP.
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Martha Drirringbury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:53:49 EST P5FB3UXI No.290308 Reply
>>290294
"Im looking for apartments"

Lol OP is an actual idiot that is going to get killed. Holy shit.
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Martha Drirringbury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:54:42 EST P5FB3UXI No.290309 Reply
>>290298
Imagine how hard room mate is going to trip if OP touches his phone or asks to use it. LOL
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Fucking Dozzleson - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:39:06 EST LVqStkHO No.290337 Reply
>>290308
jesus christ i am so glad i never touch super hard drugs, never want to, am never around them, and never will put a needle in my arm and never have

im not saying drugs are evil or make people evil and shit but what the fuck. every horror story i hear is poor fuckers with meth or some crazy shit like that. this is disturbing dude get the fuck out of there. you have a job just find the cheapest living situation even if its sleeping on someone couch or floor and paying them money for it.
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Scourge of the West - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:30:05 EST 0JnCBqZ+ No.290340 Reply
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Please tell me you took a picture of the forked eaten rat. It will be my avitar on everything forever if you do.
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Alice Sosslekick - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 15:15:31 EST P5FB3UXI No.290344 Reply
>>290337
Lmfao. Not every case ends up like this...in fact most dont.

Most of the time its just jacking off or having fun really. Most porn stars use meth btw.
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Edward Lightshit - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 09:30:27 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290428 Reply
Still looking for a new apartment... having a pretty hard time finding one because my credit score is garbage... just been avoiding my roommate since that rat shit lmao
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Phineas Nonningway - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 16:16:10 EST zhVP/JK2 No.290433 Reply
>>290428
>credit score
>for an apartment
Fucking wat lol
I have never been credit checked for an apartment or house or whatever
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press - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 04:18:06 EST CprnUhM/ No.290516 Reply
>>290433
really common in urban regions with rising rents so that landlords have another bullshit point of leverage. the real fun starts once you have agencies that compile your credit score since they normally charge for a concise, nice looking report. some of the lowest human beings i have met are landlords
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William Tillingshit - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 05:56:10 EST zhVP/JK2 No.290520 Reply
>>290440
>>290516
Must be an American thing then because I've lived in Canadian cities and ever had that issue, even during a point where people were lined up to view apartments.
On the flip side though a lot of people rent out illegal apartments and shit. Like my sister is renting a basement apartment that doesn't have a stove and apparently has fucking patio doors for their entrance.
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Sophie Hasslepork - Sun, 12 May 2019 12:17:36 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290765 Reply
god damn this thread really blew up
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lol - Sun, 12 May 2019 16:10:50 EST zBOm5Ccv No.290771 Reply
>>290516

Landlords are scum but with some of the tenants I've meant I can almost see why even though I've only been in the tenant position
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Betsy Peshwater - Thu, 16 May 2019 10:08:07 EST 4kv44xBj No.290828 Reply
—THREAD UPDATE—

Wow, surprised this thread is still bumping. Well, it’s been about a month and a half since all that shit went down. Haven’t been able to find another place to live so
I’m stuck living with him for the near future. My roommate was acting kinda chill the last week or so but I suspect that he enjoys killing small animals while high on meth... yesterday I found the leftover remains of a dog, cat, and a few squirrels just straight up sitting in our garbage can. Roommates bloody clothing was also in there too... i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with this guy but he at least seems to be acting more normal than before.


The biggest plus to all this is that he has set up at least a few few dozen rat traps all throughout our place... so we basically no longer have any rats remaining now lmao
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lol - Thu, 16 May 2019 10:59:49 EST XrJolsW3 No.290832 Reply
>>290828

Do something about it, don't just let the guy kill house pets and shit, I wouldn't be shocked if this dude ticked every box with MacDonald triad or whatever it's called that serial killers tend to do.
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Doris Siggledet - Thu, 16 May 2019 17:31:39 EST 4+Fg1cX6 No.290840 Reply
>>290828
I suspect you are a LARPing fag now...or just seriously retarded. Can't decide which. Maybe both?
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Betsy Peshwater - Thu, 16 May 2019 17:59:52 EST 4kv44xBj No.290843 Reply
>>290840
I don’t doubt he’s legit. I had the exact same problems with my gf... she was smearing her shit all over the glass door to the shower and seriously talking about killing our neighbors dogs because they were always barking.

Ended up breaking it off with her lmao
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Hugh Bedgecocke - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:52:46 EST 4+Fg1cX6 No.290865 Reply
>>290843
Thats why I said LARPing OR retarded.

If its real he's a retard for staying there.
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Barnaby Feppernet - Sat, 18 May 2019 10:36:20 EST 4kv44xBj No.290870 Reply
>>290865
Some people don’t have anywhere else to go, retard.
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Ian Smalldock - Sat, 18 May 2019 16:18:45 EST 8y5kXwZF No.290876 Reply
>>290870
Literally would rather sleep in a bush or a bus depot than with a psychotic room mate who smears shit on everything and kills animals.

Are you that fucking retarded that you would do the same?
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Nigel Turveyway - Sun, 19 May 2019 02:24:41 EST 4kv44xBj No.290889 Reply
>>290876
A roof over my bed is better than breaking the law, violating parole, and being thrown back into prispm
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Phoebe Lightville - Sun, 19 May 2019 23:44:03 EST 8y5kXwZF No.290892 Reply
>>290889
Lol, it's not hard to move on parole. I was just on it.
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Ian Bonkinfere - Mon, 20 May 2019 08:25:21 EST +m2TUOm6 No.290896 Reply
>>290892
It is hard when u have a sub-400 credit rating and can’t find a fuckin’ place bro
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Phoebe Lightville - Mon, 20 May 2019 14:50:56 EST 8y5kXwZF No.290898 Reply
>>290896
Then move into a fucking halfway house. Are you faggots seriously making excuses to live with someone SMEARING SHIT ON EVERYTHING and killing small animals? LMFAO.
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Priscilla Nickleforth - Wed, 22 May 2019 13:20:23 EST fHB25Wrj No.290922 Reply
>>290175
>too scared about him having some form of psychosis

He's obviously deep in psychosis. Is he aware of this at all?
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Polly Blytheworth - Thu, 23 May 2019 11:34:58 EST BIJ3X0Tn No.290933 Reply
>>290132

Lmao shitting in random places and killing animals...might wanna move out brah before you’re a murder victim castrated and skinned alive in the basement.
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Lydia Sacklecocke - Fri, 24 May 2019 01:26:25 EST oA4X8SPN No.290938 Reply
It's all too unbelievable in my opinion, but it was a nice story. I think you were too nonchalant regarding the animal remains
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Cedric Goodridge - Fri, 24 May 2019 18:56:52 EST tp3N2mQU No.290946 Reply
Are you able to speak with him at all? Damn man, that's a predicament
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Lydia Gidgefoot - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 10:09:45 EST +m2TUOm6 No.291052 Reply
>>290946
There’s no way to really speak with this guy anymore. He has been doing his own thing for about a year or so now and when I try to speak with him it’s like trying to speak to a deer that has headlights in its face
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Fucking Sabblenack - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 13:40:41 EST 4+Fg1cX6 No.291056 Reply
>>291052
maybe just slam a bunch of meth and go crazy with him since you wont move out. lol
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Simon Turveyman - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 12:15:40 EST XEWfve7K No.291067 Reply
>>290132
The only logic response here is to start shitting on everything yourself
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Simon Turveyman - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 12:17:34 EST XEWfve7K No.291068 Reply
>>290154
I was a hardcore Adderall user for almost a decade. Then I tried meth.

Holy mother of god. If you think Adderall is good...
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Simon Turveyman - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 12:20:54 EST XEWfve7K No.291069 Reply
>>290228
>find out how roomie feels when kicked out of the psych ward with a $24k bill

Step 1: Find meth
Step 2: Do meth
Step 3: Brutally murder OP
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Jarvis Nozzlewater - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 00:49:33 EST QWL9ccVa No.291116 Reply
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this has been going on too long op, everytime i come here, months in between, this thread is here.

your'e going to end up dead, hes going to go deeper into psychosis and rip out your heart and eat it.
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Charles Fandlededge - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 18:01:29 EST 8y5kXwZF No.291121 Reply
>>291069
imagine being so stupid to think that drug addicts pay fucking medical bills.

because yeah every junkie who gets out of the ER after an OD for instance goes and gets a job and a payment plan.

lmfao, those bills mean nothing.
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Fucking Nicklestone - Thu, 13 Jun 2019 18:18:23 EST sVSKLIoA No.291159 Reply
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>>290828
>I’m stuck living with him for the near future.

>>290843
>I don’t doubt he’s legit. I had the exact same problems

>4kv44xBj
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Hamilton Desslehodge - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 18:49:31 EST 6UmZgi4x No.291198 Reply
Just because you're tweaking and realized that we live in a simulation or whatever, it's no excuse to shit everywhere. Bad hygiene man
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Martin Gullerfield - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 19:07:11 EST RXeygTT6 No.291200 Reply
>>290214
*THIS*
If not, hide all your paraphernalia (if applicable) with a friend and call the cops. I can't imagine it would be hard to get him hospitalized for at least long enough that you'd be able to sort shit out (oh lawd).

Also, generally get the fuck out of there... or post more pics. Either way.

I can't imagine a trip to the psych ward being fun for a fellow habitually doing about a g-note of methyl-amphetamine on the daily. Plus, it's harder to get (good) drugs in there than in jail/prison.

I say this having been into the psych ward before. If I can hospitalize myself for suicidal ideation then I can't imagine it'd be hard to get your meth-smoking animal-killing shit-smearing casa-compadre SECTIONED AS FUCK (for at least long enough for you to get your stuff out of there safely).

FUCKING BAIL, DUDE!
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Fanny Fanningketch - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 21:48:43 EST +m2TUOm6 No.291201 Reply
>>291200
ok does meth use cause schizophrenia or something? how was the psych ward?
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Cedric Fuckingfuck - Wed, 19 Jun 2019 15:08:38 EST JKsqQeU3 No.291207 Reply
>>291201
Surely you must know about the effects of meth right?? I mean just a quick 'Google' (other search engines are available) will tell you basic shit about substances...
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Ernest Blarringfuck - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 20:57:20 EST cDvBT7AW No.291959 Reply
>>291914
He dissolved into the shitwind. Now, you can only smell him. He is one with the aroma.
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Shit Trotham - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 16:57:38 EST 6VOwqAiJ No.291989 Reply
>>291959
he's now the shitwinds of a brewing shitstorm in your life OP.

RIP

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