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Roommates’s Dog Ate Meth

- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 08:45:14 EST +m2TUOm6 No.292341
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So, my roommate left for the week and left me to care for his dog. On day 3, I noticed the dog was just freaking out — absolutely FULL of energy, huge eyes, running all throughout the apartment, and barking constantly to every little noise imaginable. I didn’t think much of it, until I went into my roommates room to get some dog food and noticed that his room was totally ripped apartment by this dog.

I’m almost certain this dog somehow got into my roommates meth stash and ate anywhere from 0.2-0.5g of meth. I’m almost certain that the dog hasn’t slept or eaten for the past 2.5 days and I’m not really sure what to do with the thing at this point — seriously considering putting some kief in his dog bowl just so I can stop this fucker from barking and get some sleep.
Alice Nammleson - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 14:49:42 EST 3B7GqIaj No.292347 Reply
make sure it's drinking water and not overheating or it'll fucking die
Basil Fallerman - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 11:01:59 EST 9Hb/Bgl1 No.292409 Reply
Get a water hose or if you dont have one get a fucking water pistol toy or some shit and spray it in the face (not in a mean way of course). He'll probably go for it
Edward Tootham - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 20:17:20 EST Qo+FkbNb No.292414 Reply
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my cats do this all the time now worries its his time now
Frederick Socklespear - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 23:54:34 EST 2UsIybxz No.292438 Reply
IS that pic the actual dog?
Fuck Fimmleville - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 13:08:17 EST C70W6u0l No.292441 Reply
pls update i am concern for dog
Priscilla Sattingdock - Sun, 06 Oct 2019 18:54:04 EST 9yyt0LEn No.292533 Reply
I am concern for the dog also
Sidney Tootforth - Sun, 06 Oct 2019 23:05:05 EST R7rlpBnY No.292535 Reply
This thread is like dyslexic atheism, there is no dog. Never was a dog. It's just stuff to make you feel protective and concerned for something weak. It's a psyop. It's on circlejerk all the time.
Nathaniel Blackcocke - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 03:38:06 EST G7SIcE9f No.292597 Reply
if dogs are anything like people just give him some benzos lol
fr i hope the dog is ok
Nathaniel Blackcocke - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 03:39:26 EST G7SIcE9f No.292598 Reply
disclaimer im not a doctor dont take me seriously
Henry Cleshsire - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 12:12:43 EST 7BkUDPt3 No.292608 Reply
Dogs do get benzos prescribed, good idea man. Carefull with the dosage
Lillian Mocklebet - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:37:57 EST 05axnD4T No.292620 Reply
irish setter ate gf's 30 mg XR Adderall she left on the sink. dog was wiggin' out the rest of the day and didn't sleep but was OK by next day. agreeing with others, leave water bowl full and food out for when it finally gets hungry again. monitor it in case it turns south
Basil Perringhack - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:59:58 EST X+cwK72x No.292630 Reply
OP here.

Shortly after I posted this thread, the dog somehow managed to chew through a small portion of our fence. The fence was already slightly rotting, but regardless, the dog managed to break out of our yard through chewing small parts of our fence off.

For over a week, I had absolutely no idea where he was or where he had went. Luckily, through using one of those apps that allows you to connect with your neighbors and alert them to things happening around the neighborhood, we managed to locate our lil pup. He was really dehydrated and malnourished, but he's doing find now after we too him to the vet.
Jesus Christ - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:12:17 EST 4Un9UPdU No.292631 Reply
Thanks for the update gangster now I know my dog can shoot meth and be fine
Charles Wimblekot - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 20:27:34 EST C70W6u0l No.292632 Reply

lol that makes me think of that clip of the naked black dude on PCP smashing through a fence when cops approach him
Polly Gollyhork - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 16:00:55 EST V5YPt+Kk No.292638 Reply
Glad to hear he made it all right, thanks for the closure.
Graham Pessledore - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 18:21:01 EST gnkrzwHn No.292641 Reply
well atleast he had fun
Samuel Goodridge - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:54:31 EST 6ub4nd2B No.292645 Reply

JESUS.. Plenty of water if it will drink it. Stims will not kill it but you need to keep an eye on it. Look for seizure behavior. Try to keep its heart rate down.

> Pet it. Its gonna love any loving contact.

Take it to a 24h vet if it starts to vomit or seize. Tell the vet it got off leash and got into your neighbors trash.

Personaly, I would tell the truth. IDGAF if i go to prison for my dog. But im fucked.

> please beat this piss out of your roommates with a rusty chain
William Hidgeway - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 17:04:10 EST VabwI8LI No.292658 Reply
>. Stims will not kill it
How do you know? The reason chocolate is toxic for dogs is because they lack the enzymes to metabolize caffeine and theobromine, and that shit winds up staying in their system for fuckin days and the plasma concentration gets ridiculously high because the lack of it getting metabolized at all. it wouldn't surprise me if they had the same problem with amphetamines.

im not worried about the dog at this point because it's either already dead or doing fine, but you are totally talking out of your ass right now
Betsy Cizzleworth - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 05:42:26 EST GckXERfz No.292681 Reply
i had cat drink poppy tea which is crazy since its so bitter, had no idea until they drug tested cat at the vet. Ive had a dog eat crumbs of mdma, was chill thankfully
Jah - Thu, 24 Oct 2019 16:52:05 EST SgW1F8N4 No.292730 Reply
It's time for doggo to go. Put it down and get yourself a pure breed American husky

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