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Saliva tests for probation

- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 11:58:49 EST VVai6zMO No.292357
File: 1568735929645.jpg -(10710B / 10.46KB, 337x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Saliva tests for probation
After finally getting like 3 doctors notes and almost having my kidney explode due to a stuck stone. The probation department finally relented (under threat of lawsuit) about making me only drink 16oz of water A DAY (Dr wants 2.5L of urine output, so more then that consumed in water).

Theyre switching me to Saliva tests, which I know have short detection windows... I dont use much (i have legit RXs) and if im ever called suddenly and happen to be dirty ( i test at home ) then I come up with some BS excuse, usually works since ive passed over like 30 tests so far.

My question is...do those saliva detox things work? like the mouthwash? Ive heard mixed results with the urine shit...but how about the saliva stuff? Same thing? Pure bullshit? Or different?
Fanny Tootham - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 22:50:47 EST DA+N3776 No.292374 Reply
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
Archie Bardwell - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:33:30 EST IJsz2f3b No.292446 Reply
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