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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:03:29 EST 9JeMq4Y3 No.294111
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Bro, I was fiending for a bit of coke

So I had the most ingenous idea

Text my dealer to drop (armenian gang)

Crush up some merrang nest

Put it in a baggie previously given to me from this dealer

Get in car (1 block from house)

Tell him I need to get cash, take baggie and give him back baggie of sugar

Apologise, get out and run

Block number

:) Lets pray I don't lose my limbs over £40 - ethically I feel like they've made so much money out of me they kinda deserve it
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Martha Pittingmen - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 21:24:03 EST ZP7nXsY1 No.294112 Reply
>>294111
that is literally the worst idea. if your dealer is not mentally retarded, he won't give you the bag and allow you to go for money, he'll tell you to go for money first then you get the bag.
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David Gogglenot - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 23:20:04 EST lEzLHldo No.294115 Reply
>>294111
Only time I ever stole drugs was scamming the nicest chillest MXE dealer back in 2015. I told him I didn't get his package and he sent me another, then by coincidence the darknet market got seized and I never saw that guy again.

Props for succeeding but why not try better drugs?
User is currently banned from all boards
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Nigel Dreshcocke - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 04:19:57 EST ihh0Ljph No.294179 Reply
>>294111
Laughing only because OP feels like a genius when he is in fact a gigantic retard.

My own father got shot 3 times in front of my fucking face by a jolly african-american over $20. With a .357

So you get shot 6 times faggot
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Hannah Chettingdock - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:34:06 EST qIeJKujh No.294187 Reply
>>294111
>ethically I feel like they've made so much money out of me they kinda deserve it
They deserve to get fucked over because you willingly traded with them?
What the hell kind of ethics is that
What if your GF told you "So I've been thinking since I lost out on so much dick cause of being together with you I think you should let me bang like 20 guys bareback and you should eat all that cum out of my pussy when I'm done, or I won't stay with your sorry ass. I mean like, ethically you kinda deserve it."

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