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Dropzone/Dropfleet Commander by Hannah Fumblechodge - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:04:17 EST ID:bm9gqxEx No.28824 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody ever play either of these games? I bought a starter set of each, but all anybody ever fucking plays is 40k for tabletop. I love the art style and the minis are beautifully done.

d20 simulator by Jenny Pumbleshit - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 22:33:18 EST ID:Ct2sNnMQ No.28819 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm looking for a free, d20 random number generator available in-browser, preferably compatible with Android so I'm not running back and forth from a desktop setup.

I came to /tg/ to ask this because I'm paranoid about malware (and rngs that aren't quite so random as I don't cheat. I'm playing against myself for chrissakes.) I'm just low on table space right now. So I'm relying on your expertise, /tg/, what do you use when you don't have a die on you?
Sophie Gullerbury - Tue, 07 Aug 2018 16:58:04 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have a smartphone? Try finding a dice-roller app.
William Gongerpit - Thu, 09 Aug 2018 00:04:20 EST ID:Ct2sNnMQ No.28821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that's a good idea, it would cut out the middleman. What do you use? I know the simple apps like dice, flashlights, etc. are pretty skeevy with malware, I'm hoping someone has some experience I can rely on.
Thomas Cripperbotch - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 04:49:00 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
d20 dice rollers have less of that issue, mostly because it's "Made by nerds, for nerds". Dice Ex Machina (by Toby Coulstock) is one of the more popular ones. d20 Calculator (by Lion's Den) has no pretty dice rolling graphics but does the same thing (looks more like a calculator).
Charlotte Bardfuck - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 12:36:30 EST ID:Ct2sNnMQ No.28823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll check those out. Thank you!

X-Wing TMG by Martha Chuttingstodging - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:23:52 EST ID:UI6H3XN3 No.28801 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone play X-Wing here?
Been trying to make HOR Chewie+3 Z-95s work.

I'm also pretty pumped for 2nd edition making B-Wings great again.
Clara Sullerford - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 21:33:37 EST ID:XWB/LmV9 No.28802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would play, will you teach me? No friends in real life, too scared to go to LGS
Fanny Blishlock - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:03:26 EST ID:cLMfxyZ+ No.28803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would, but I don't have tabletop simulator and the other online options are janky as hell. I recommend having a beer to get your nerve up and then giving your LGS a go.

t. Guy who is also a wuss about going to his shop
Priscilla Fanham - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 18:42:51 EST ID:no062jYn No.28818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't want to play TTS, tts sucks man.
Since FFG makes 4000000 Star Wars games:
I got Destiny for 9$, x2 'cause FFG multi-core scam. Probably won't even open them, but they were cheap. Netrunner 4 lyf. Let's play on Jinteki

What MTG Deck Are You Playing? by Atone - Fri, 20 May 2016 00:02:22 EST ID:PbgTvDQn No.28117 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've enjoyed looking at the decklists in the Yugioh thread, but it's been a very long time since I've played that game. Can we have a thread where we post our MTG decklists? I don't need much or any context, just show me what you're playing right now.

I'm currently playing Standard B/U Aristocrats. Having a lot of fun with it on Friday nights: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/20-04-16-dimir-aristocrats/
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Frederick Greenman - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 12:18:21 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Playing zombies
>Most likely mono black
>In MtG: Arena
You and 50% of the fucking playerbase (the other 50% has a retarded mono-white Flying deck), I might as well be playing against bots.
Augustus Fanspear - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 14:31:08 EST ID:SSQrYal5 No.28813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I also play UG Merfolks/BR Pirates and GR Dinos too i dont know what you want from me god damn it

I refuse to play or brew any kind of control deck. fuck control decks, literally the bane of my existance in MTG.
Frederick Greenman - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 16:12:15 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WURGB or go home.

Nah just kidding, was just raging at mono-coloured decks ruining my gimmicky fun.
Augustus Fanspear - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 17:14:42 EST ID:SSQrYal5 No.28815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I understand.

I'm still raging for the one time I ran into a Mill deck before Domanaria came out in Arena.

I didn't even know it was possible to make a mill deck with the cards available from Kaladesh to Hour of Destruction but they sure as fuck did.
Hannah Poblingford - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 17:44:16 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ooh yeah, someone tried to use millstones on me once. My rush deck won.

Just tried a WURGB deck myself. I won once, but only because of artifacts.

Deus lo Vult by Doris Farrylock - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 17:15:38 EST ID:PlyeLOAw No.28808 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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a game about crusades based on the medieval art styles and traditional game designs (think shogi or backgammon):

pardon for shilling but it's hard to get visibility for KS projects after so many unrealistic ones have failed

Capeshit ho by Augustus Chimblepadge - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 07:52:14 EST ID:1SNylzPH No.28807 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If anyone wants to play some superhero play-by-post, there's one starting up at
Reuben Wunnerson - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 07:28:18 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Raven erp or no deal. Your image gave me a MIGHTY NEED.

Elephants and board games by Fanny Brezzlewater - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 16:38:22 EST ID:KwPPxJ39 No.28804 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you think you could teach elephants to play board games? Would they remain civil and interested enough to get through a round of something like checkers? If you pried them with food you could probably get them to sit still for a game or two. You’d probably have to make the board and pieces large enough so that they could properly manipulate them with their weird floppy face tentacle. Imagine a group of elephants dressed up and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Phoebe Seckleham - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 17:20:32 EST ID:dR+BBuOn No.28805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd start with shoots and ladders so they can get used to the idea of game pieces and a board.

LARPing by Thomas Snodshaw - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 17:43:24 EST ID:tMgVQNaA No.27827 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There really isn't a good board to put this on besides this board and random so I figured I'd try it here. Anyone Larp?

General LARPing discussion.
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3X2(9YZ)4A - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 00:36:34 EST ID:W4jZ4KG9 No.28750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Who is for some Monster Hunting?
Esther Niffingman - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 12:04:34 EST ID:xOV/ev4S No.28751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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As a student practicing HEMA I am not allowed to LARP, I'd be disqualified for pretty much any method of striking. Historical European martial arts and the German Fechtbuchs focus on proper spear play, fencing, hand to hand, and wrestling amongst other great bits of knowledge. All of which would have me immediately disqualified if I tried to implement these tactics as there isn't much I'd be able to utilize without heavy physical contact such as thrusting or stabbing motions.

The rules in LARP prevent me from being able to wear my own suit of armor or utilize my training. I would have to "earn" the ability to wear the armor I paid for, and after several months of larping I could maybe wear my pauldrons and cuirass but still not my full set. Most of larping really sucks, but there are some good ones. I've seen some plastic lightsaber and Nerf gun battles themed after starwars where the "Sith" larp team will wear black hoodies and such to represent their faction and oppose the other normally clad folks representing Rebels and Jedi. They love to battle until their little plastic light sabers break.

The coolest I hear is in Europe where they have post apocalyptic themed LARP battles that utilize paintball guns and masks. You make your own fallout raider armor and go nuts with paintball guns playing in teams. Mock firefights in Mad Max raider gear would be more fun than getting banned because I decided to parry and thrust with a foam sword. The only other "larpers" like that I see often are the Military bros who show up in full gear to do airsoft or paintball as teams in the Desert and those can get pretty heated... No pun intended.
Jenny Pipperwire - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 14:52:52 EST ID:38ncfWp2 No.28769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thoroughly enjoyed this post. It starts off and I'm thinking, "okay maybe this guy was wronger by a larper or something..." and finally when I make it to the end, I see what happened:
>getting banned because I decided to parry and thrust with a foam sword.
You fucked his shit up man, fuck them. Bitches don't know shit about my legitimate historically accurate larping, also known as historical reenactment.

I don't actually do that, or any thing outdoors.
Heather !VZj063fzwU - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:33:43 EST ID:LjsTihfs No.28780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was once arrested for LARPing.
No one likes Lief with a nife.
Eugene Drebblenadge - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:43:01 EST ID:IK8tAQOu No.28800 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Capes by Eugene Drebblenadge - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:37:24 EST ID:IK8tAQOu No.28799 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone play superhero tabletops?
I just dumped a metric fuckton of capeshit on infinity chan's Volafile page.

Need Pics for a game by Jenny Gugglechudge - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 21:08:43 EST ID:xTdW5MhK No.27673 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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could you guys help me by sharing some pics? I need pics of the following:

Forest Monsters
Wolves, bears, etc
Forest Ruins (specifically a ruined castle or tower of elven origin)
Forest and/or mountain strongholds
A prosperous village in the forest or on the border of the forest (specifically built by humans)

I will dump what I have as a thank you.
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Twix - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 17:43:12 EST ID:XT2Vpmdd No.28698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Pockham - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:49:33 EST ID:87ZPk18m No.28752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Pockham - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:50:30 EST ID:87ZPk18m No.28753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Pockham - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:51:34 EST ID:87ZPk18m No.28754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Isabella Blackridge - Sat, 30 Jun 2018 16:31:22 EST ID:dfGMLc6F No.28798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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For srs custom card thread by The Angel Of Elysium !xj2gdZgrio - Tue, 25 Sep 2012 01:23:31 EST ID:5elKm8CY No.23256 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anything goes, prefer to rate the previous card if you post one but whatever who gives a shit really.

Just post something good that you preferably took the time to learn card syntax to make.
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Martha Bengerson - Thu, 18 May 2017 16:20:19 EST ID:VU2n5Wci No.28550 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>28548 and >>28521

Not the same person.
Henry Chunningstock - Fri, 19 May 2017 15:13:05 EST ID:ytAfteas No.28551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i know. i'm just pointing out that you were actually trying to make balanced cards and not "throwing random bullshit in the textbox".
Cedric Hushkeck - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:49:27 EST ID:8pxa3lri No.28782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cedric Hushkeck - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:53:17 EST ID:8pxa3lri No.28783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ian Huckleworth - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:14:35 EST ID:iaGq6S2l No.28797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes I wonder if the people who make these have ever even seen a real magic card

UNO~! by cool wrestling poster - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 07:48:26 EST ID:Dg8h7ZUO No.27058 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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let's talk about uno in this thread
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Nigel Blimmerworth - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:01:57 EST ID:+6T5+Ncy No.28792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hell yeas
Semi-Relevant Bears - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:03:45 EST ID:GsxKAFt0 No.28793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hey whats up while i do enjoy a good game of uno, i must admit my favorite number is in fact dos. for you see t's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for dos bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me…
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Eliza Clenkinfatch - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:08:19 EST ID:W+T2FQSn No.28794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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For me to review UNO, it is a major conflict of interest, because Merle Robbins and I are brothers. His father says so. His wife believes this. Merle and I are just the best of friends, but when El Gordo calls my father Dad, and I call his Dad "Pops" and we delve into hours of passionate discussion about H.P. Lovecraft, Goya, Steve Ditko action, the movies and pussy… We can lose all track of time on planet Earth.

But having attended the World Premiere of UNO last night, one inescapable thought crossed my mind during the movie. 10 to 1…. I believe Merle Robbins eats pussy better than any man alive.

Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in UNO. UNO is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Merle Robbins goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Merle hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!

Ok, maybe I take the metaphor too far… maybe… But I had two girls around me, Patch black and blued my right forearm with slaps and rabbit punches as though Merle was pounding the short hairs, and Saffron (not Vegas’) gripping my shoulder from behind like frickin Spock, leaning up to my ear to say, "You didn’t tell me this was pornography!!!!" To which I grab her hand, sniffed her fingers and said, "MMMm you’re fingers are wet… enjoy!"

Now you might feel all of this is inappropriate behavior on my part, but folks, at the Q&A afterwards, the second question came from a woman on the front row that asked Merle Robbins "Could you comment on the vaginal influence of the Reapers?"

Merle looked like the wet chinned thigh splitter that he is and said, "You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!"


Now lest you think this film is merely pornographic, and you seemingly are living in the delusion that that is a bad thing… It is not. Merle likes to pretend this movie is just there to make you go, "Whoa," but only a blind man can’t see Merle at work here.
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Nigel Blimmerworth - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:18:11 EST ID:+6T5+Ncy No.28795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies

that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across

was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males

Men who like their women stupid and submissive

Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos

with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
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Semi-Relevant Bears - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:19:19 EST ID:GsxKAFt0 No.28796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why would you need a three word vocabulary when the only word that matters is uno

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