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What if John Cena Won WWI??? by Nathaniel Ducklesare - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 22:44:25 EST ID:QLR+3yfB No.87255 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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1914 - serb nationalists shoot Franz Ferdinand and the same shit happens up until 1916
1916 june 21st - John cena becomes flordia governor, and joins WWE
1916 july 2nd - John cena secures florida and established a Cenation militia and USA joins entente
1916 july 16th - Mexico gets the Cenaman telegram and accepts invading usa, under condition cena would Z U C C mexican president cuz he gay
1916 september 20th - Diving Headbutt warfare commences in georgia and alabama, and mexico goes to war
1916 october 10th - mexico occupies RAW while americans make gains in eastern mexico/texas
1917 march 1st - mexico secures california while american forces near mexico city, cenation and american casualites mount in georgia and alabama, which cena gaining an upper hand with his "car" technology
1917 april 15th - Mexico uses "cars" from cenation to encircle american forces at Lucha Underground mexico city after it falling 1 day earler, just like stalingrad.
1917 april 20th - John Cena's t-shirt sales excede 1 million and protests force the nation to surrender.
1917 may 14th - cena lands in bermuda and british carribean, whist celtic anit-Sheamus sentiment rises in scotland, ireland, and cornwall
1917 may 20th - berlin falls and germany capitulates, while russia is in a deadly revolt from Papa Swolin and lenin's crew.
1917 may 30th - the netherlands enters war in exchange for more flour and sugar, and lets the entente use its wooden shoes
1917 june 12th - the treay of berlin gives the dutch all german bakeries, france moselle and luxembourg, and gives poland a new plunger, etc.
1917 june 30th - celtia, a new nation rebelled from britain and french brittany, give cena their western bases to help their independence and to knock Sheamus outta RAW
1917 july 10th - Trench warfare initiates in brittany, cornwall, wales, and scotland, forcing a stalemate with boredom rising on both sides
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John Passlebit - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:03:25 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87255
Played this cancerous mod, world conquest! you can't c me! you can't c me!

the funny thing is that Cenation had a bigger national focus tree than America in the base game
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John Passlebit - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:05:00 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87255
I bought the super male vitality
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 12:57:51 EST ID:IrrANII1 No.87269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87264
John Cena could row my boat because he's a girly man


BALLISTIC MISSILE INCOMING by Graham Sinningbut - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 20:48:47 EST ID:B+LuiAPu No.87252 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, that false alarm in Hawaii, with the ballistic missile warning sent out. For 38 minutes, practically everyone in the entire state is thinking they're about to die in a fiery inferno. The Hawaiian governor says it was a mistake, an accident, a press of a the wrong button. However, we also hear from a White House spokesperson that it was part of some sort of planned test, an exercise.

Source for claim that it was part of a planned test:

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/13/hawaii-missile-warning-white-house-339520

>Even though Hawaii’s governor called it a human error during a shift change, a White House spokeswoman said the incident was part of the state of Hawaii's emergency management exercise. "This was purely a state exercise," she said in a statement.

So, already there's some confusion or miscommunication or, dare I say it, deceit, going on here. Two different stories, one claiming it was a mistake, one claiming it was part of a state exercise.

So, in addition to all of this going down on Saturday the 13th, we have this happen three days later, on Tuesday the 16th:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/16/578283950/japan-also-sends-out-then-retracts-a-false-missile-warning

Oh, the same damn thing. In Japan. Three days later.
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George Chattingwill - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 19:12:49 EST ID:B+LuiAPu No.87260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87253

> it was a government planned exercise, that the governor of Hawaii was aware of, and some one mistakenly hit the wrong button

Do you have a source that specifies this? I'd like to see it if you do.

>you dunce

I'm just asking for your thoughts on this, there's no reason to be insulting. Smoke more, chill out.

>>87256

> i think the worst thing to come out of it is that the next time they get a message saying incoming missile not a drill atleast most of the people wont take it as serious

I wonder how likely this really is. I'm sure that you're right, that *some* people, at least, would react to any subsequent missile warnings dismissively. But, I wonder what percentage of people would react that way... and if the numbers would be different in Hawaii as compared to reactions of people who received a missile warning in the continental US. Do you think the people who read about the false alarm in the continental US would react more or less dismissively to receiving a missile alert than the people in Hawaii, who had actually received the first false alarm message?
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 20:52:33 EST ID:IrrANII1 No.87262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87260
When I saw that /pol/ got deleted I knew this kind of thing would happen <sigh>
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Hamilton Gabblenone - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:40:00 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87260
>I wonder if there's any polling data or anything like that on this subject.

Its common sense. In the back of their head they will wonder if its just a mistake like the last time and wont take it as seriously, its just how it works, the whole reason the alarm system works is because you trust that the system will only activate during a real threat and will be notified of when its a drill.

Think about when a smoke alarm goes off in an office building and everyone needs to evacuate the longer you have been working there the less enthused you become when someone accidentally overcooks their lunch to a smokey affair.

Its just common sense.
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Martha Gavingfield - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 09:36:01 EST ID:USUW9QFW No.87267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87260
/sources


http://bfy.tw/GCCs
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 12:56:28 EST ID:IrrANII1 No.87268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87265
Why not just frog post on your home page, 4skin /pol/


harrassment by josh - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 20:35:06 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.87261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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could v2k really be real? i've studied it. why is this level of banal technological harrasment made fun of. i have schizophrenia, i don't have gang stalking symptoms. the websites all seem really coordinated and just normal people who are functioning are talking about it and keeping the websites paid for
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Hamilton Gabblenone - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 03:25:41 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87261

Awww cute little birdy! :) have you considered ignoring the voices OP? is there any kind of meds you could take which could block them out?


Soap by Edwin Cillyford - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 17:23:29 EST ID:/aiE7tOp No.87056 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Feeling hot?Where's the sweat?The nerve damage. The soap is the cause.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.
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Priscilla Singerson - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:50:59 EST ID:IxNvWPMh No.87108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87056
bleeeeaaaaccchhhhh
naw, dish soap, sunlight.
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Oliver Hunderlock - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 07:25:48 EST ID:Y7YYzZAe No.87110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87108
i cut my handsoap wish dishsoap
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Polly Facklebanks - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 04:51:17 EST ID:RsyyH8cQ No.87249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87057
>2018
>using bleach

Nigga just bathe in baking soda
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:16:55 EST ID:IrrANII1 No.87250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87110
I use Gatorade and WD-40
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 14:16:22 EST ID:hkIuWsma No.87258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87249
I clean myself like a cat. So I'm really not that clean actually... :(


THE DJ'S ARE COMING by Hugh Nevinghure - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 12:02:55 EST ID:ca4uPw4Q No.87257 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The dj's are COMING!


So yeah can't TinFoil just like a you know? by Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:26:30 EST ID:IrrANII1 No.87251 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Or do they not just let like you know? Yes... yes he, we, they the eoyal we it is

Got your attention? This is not a joke. Cooking chicken inside a watermelon turns a fruit into a pot. How do you think it turns out?


9/11 - Who did it and why? by Walter Binningbudge - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 06:13:52 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86836 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What are your thoughts on 9/11, did they get what they wanted? was it an inside job in order to take away the freedom of americans? was it israel to get america to hate the muslims? was it the muslims because of americas interference in the middle east? was it the muslims because they knew that america would blame it on the jewish people and would stir up racial tensions once again which eventually led to isis and donald trump?

what about tower 7?

well? thoughts?
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 12:59:42 EST ID:vV06B9h3 No.87215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87213
What do you think of the S.M.S.D initiative?
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Emma Trotdock - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:45:43 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.87226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel like the ultimate motive was that the American military industrial complex needed a reason to keep spending money on war and the military, so they were really eager to get into a tussle with some vague group that might not even exist.
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Archie Clashbatch - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 00:52:32 EST ID:X0CCD4AA No.87227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87226
Go gather your nuts you nagging grasshopper!
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 01:58:57 EST ID:HIhWifvd No.87228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>8722l
Like K-Mart???
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Edwin Sezzlesin - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 03:03:14 EST ID:BqKjJKiZ No.87248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87247
Fuck


China is ripping US off of trade by Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 12:32:50 EST ID:HIhWifvd No.87229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I order ten Dragon dildos the other day and all I have now is a box full of tai fish and colon filled with empty dreams!
I followed that asshole with the corn fields advice and still nothing!

Even Tosh.o's advice to being Chris Benoit back

He seemed like a gay

So yeah like what am I supposed to worship my ancestors if China wins????

Because my grandfather was a dentist
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TaoistBum9 - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:01:34 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.87237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87236
Who is babe
I don't know you, kay
You're creepy
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:46:04 EST ID:Y63FUC9R No.87238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87237
I didn't know photoshop was alien tech?!
China is now the worlds leader in state sponsored luxury public toilets, 🚽 🚽🚽
Seriously there is a China Uncensored video on YouTube (with a guy that looks like Mr.Smith from the Matrix) that confirms this
Looks like China is beating us at something
Even if that something, is shit
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Reuben Honderlun - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:19:33 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87238

ive seen that china uncensored guy! china is up to some shifty things. did you know that they have suicide nets hanging outside their buildings so their slave workers cant even kill themselves? how horrible is that.
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TaoistBum9 - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 08:51:01 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.87245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87238
Photoshop
What a stupid tool
Teenagers

China's bitch
Owns America
You fat fucks

I think that
Censorship is wrong
Coach Parise

Stop the fall
Cali has nets too
Golden gate
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 10:34:06 EST ID:+IvAm+62 No.87246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87245
Swearing is for...
sailors!
-Dom "the drug dealer Dom?"


What's religion can'ts /tinfoil most the least? by Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:53:43 EST ID:Y63FUC9R No.87239 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so like is tinfoil/ well, you know religion pizza?
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 11:13:15 EST ID:roomV3Fl No.87240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87239
what I most can't the least, would be do not a bad job, but always a good.
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Reuben Honderlun - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:20:34 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87239

Is /tinfoil/ religious? no. is /tinfoil/ a religion? yes.
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:45:24 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87242
Leave it to a reuben to mess up the meme 😂
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Reuben Honderlun - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:10:13 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87243

Reuben's gotta Reub!


Alex Jones Meme General by DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 16:52:03 EST ID:fkDEw7S3 No.87203 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post your funniest Alex Jones memes here
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 16:00:35 EST ID:4h8BINYI No.87212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87211
Dude that's true dude! Don't joke about serious issues like that
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:48:59 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87212
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:53:48 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87222
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:54:32 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87223
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:55:19 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87224
Fuck you Guinan


I want my own thread too by Rawbooty Girlyman - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 20:12:43 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87183 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Only raw-bootied-girly-men in this thread
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Shitting Soppernedging - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 06:42:38 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87184

So was that your big plan?
to try and roast rawbooty girlyman?
i think you need to open your eyes and scan
because theres only one way you can
take on the man
known as rawbootygirlyman
and thats through a firm flan
phillipbustering on cspan
and yelling out "im an ameriCAN"
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 13:02:41 EST ID:vV06B9h3 No.87218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87187
I feel that this thread is for me, and my retard Bilo
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 21:03:14 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87187
I'm going to filibust your head open if you don't learn how to spell. Don't make me destroy you
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Hamilton Megglenurk - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 22:58:03 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87219

Im making your thread famis dont say mean things about me, look its even on the googles!
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:45:54 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87220


M E M E R Y General by AtheistScum8 - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:19:06 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86910 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Can i freestyle here? Druggies are always nicer than alcoholics. Maybe it's because we don't want to die, but we got shit to reach. So we gamble instead of commiting slow but sure suicide. Drinking? Hah. Shit drug. But a very good. Alcohol? It's the best non-drug drug in the world, and I would love to agree. Anyways, on to the ramble. I'm just letting the angels and demons do their work lads, sorry if it feels spammy. Hope I can refuge here from the meanies from /x/. :^)
Soon my words you will adhere
I've been chuggin some beer
I ain't lonely
But it sure get's lonesome out here
In the cold
Chasin' what is bold
I'm from the northern parts
Here we freeze all the retards
Let em out in the cold
If they don't do as they're told
That's the way we scold
Now don't be bald
Like that eagle
Chasin' the ring like smeagol
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Nigel Blatherfoot - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 11:23:38 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes I am sad
Sometimes I am mad
But forever you will be
A wew lad

It's all gucci it always is
I ain't got no personal iss
biss
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 12:01:04 EST ID:qrwB52z0 No.87199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87198
https://boards.420chan.org/qq/
I think you'll find a home there
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Samuel Grandwill - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 02:52:24 EST ID:k+4Mea4x No.87208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Reptilians penetrate our egotistical mind states
Who really deals the hand of fate it's so concentrated
Cancerous erratic messiah complex so success
Every serious nomadic confession complexity

Rational decisions set us free
Contaminate the concentration
From the radiation we spill expiration
Mix the populace sell sanitation

Can we really be set free
When the slavery is our nile
The dream where people feed
The needs of greed take ahold
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Samuel Grandwill - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:09:09 EST ID:k+4Mea4x No.87209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dangerous energy waves on by
Our smiles lead to our decay
Forgotten tongues speak too late
Tomorrow was yesterday

Her eyes moved to the sudden feast
Walls crawl on to her feet
Halls stall in her defeat
The malls call out to her needs

Serve a heart onto face
I'm already called to fate
The system led us to eat
Forbidden taste of insinuate
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Ernest Suffingstock - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 11:52:26 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.87210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87209
http://boards.420chan.org/dr/


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