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This is not a board for shitposting

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 14:19:34 EST GNX2pm7e No.89979
File: 1556043574524.png -(22688B / 22.16KB, 112x112) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This is not a board for shitposting
Take the shitposting to /b/
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The GREAT Ranch crisis

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:43:30 EST Tnf2rFOM No.91523
File: 1579664610434.jpg -(20768B / 20.28KB, 480x325) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The GREAT Ranch crisis
been watching a lot of Ranch Dressing reviews on YouTube lately and I think that this whole watery low viscosity Ranch thing that the Midwest is trying to push on the rest of the country is a sign of an up coming food crisis. Think aboot it. They are so polite that they aren't going to start hording food like us New Yorkers would, no they are going to subtly start chancing America's eating habits to use up less Ranch because think about it they know where the food comes from and if less Ranch is being produced by whatever plant / animal it comes from they would know before twitter or pitchfork gets their hands on the data.
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Phyllis Lightstone - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 04:30:35 EST mJH+1zNE No.91530 Reply
>>91529
I can't atand you midwesterners. Can't eat anything unless it comes out of a box or a bottle. You're worse than koalas.

Epstein thread

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- Mon, 09 Sep 2019 21:39:12 EST j7lsX1i1 No.90868
File: 1568079552385.png -(100498B / 98.14KB, 529x706) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Epstein thread
Reminder that Donald Trump had Epstein murdered in prison to protect himself and many other oligarchs and politicians from exposure for pedophilia and in Trump's case, raping a 15 year old and threatening to murder her and her family if she told anyone
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Graham Bledgebodge - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 17:49:41 EST 1D7kac0L No.91522 Reply
>>91521
Hey when you work in an air horn factory some sacrifices have to be made, also now my other senses are so sharp that I'm like a Jedi master super sayin or whatever

The great Blue Wrecking Crew are back!

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 15:19:09 EST CcWF6ELb No.91495
File: 1579033149260.png -(191477B / 186.99KB, 504x317) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The great Blue Wrecking Crew are back!
That was the 80's where when you made a touch down you prayed to Nancy Reagan and Jesus in that order! You didn't do a goddamn dance in the end zone like some European electronics Daisy's festivals!! No! You grow a sack and charge down that field like it's a goddamn battlefield! Because let me tell the Grand Theft Auto generation that REAL FOOTBALL IS WAR!!!

I called it

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- Fri, 03 Jan 2020 11:56:19 EST 8s40pgXL No.91446
File: 1578070579279.jpg -(50900B / 49.71KB, 720x739) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I called it
A couple years ago I made a thread called something like "Putin is setting up the US to destroy itself in war with Iran" where I predicted a few things would happen. I said that first Jim Mattis would be forced out because he's not hawkish/dumb/traitorous enough to do what Trump wants militarily. Then I said Iran and the US would get into a war that was secretly orchestrated by Putin and designed to destroy the US military. Well what do you know, both my predictions came true! (might be a little early, but I mean, it's gonna happen now no matter what).

This all stemmed from a few simple conclusions. First, Trump is Putin's puppet. Second, this means that Trump will attempt to harm the US as much as possible without seeming like a traitor outright (this has been borne out by his actions up till now on all sorts of fronts). I thought about how the US could possibly harm itself the most militarily and economically, and obviously war with Iran (and/or DPRK) comes up. It has the least possible gain to the US with the biggest possible loss. Now Trump has unilaterally pulled out of the JCPOA, reinstated sanctions on Iran, and assassinated the most powerful man in the Iranian military. All of this will lead to war with Iran.

The extrajudicial assassination and unilateral withdrawal from the nuclear arms control treaty will ensure the US remains isolated without allies as NATO only applies in defensive wars, not wars of aggression, which this is now that Trump killed one of their military leaders. Even The KSA will not even be as supportive now that Trump has failed to act in response to Iran's attack on their oil refineries earlier. Trump may just end up surrendering all our positions in Iraq after a short conflict or it may drag on, possibly with other fronts like DPRK opening up at the same time and massively damage the US's military strength. Either way, the US loses and Russia wins. Russia will likely set themselves up as the peacebrokers between the US and Iran eventually, a bit of performative theater to make them look strong, important and magnanimous just like they did in Syria recently. They want to become the new world hegemon once the US is gone and they will take a beaten and battered Iran under their wing like they've managed to dominate Syria. It's propaganda for Putin's domestic audience mostly as they can live with the repressive regime as long as they think it is delivering success and making Russia great, but without that his position is threatened.

This need to constantly impress his domestic population is what drove him to take Crimea, it's a need shared by Erdogan, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping and the Iranian Mullahs and other authoritarian leaders who are in weak positions, and they have made deals with each other to help each other achieve these ends. Putin selling missile tech to DPRK for example helps him Kim with his domestic propaganda. Erdogan invading Syria and relocating refugees there helps him with his domestic propaganda. Putin installed Trump and other world leaders specifically so they could take Crimea and Syria, now I think they will use that puppet to knock down their enemy US and also weaken Iran enough to bring into their sphere of domination as well. It's possible that Iran is actually in on this conspiracy, or it's possible Russia is just using them as a pawn, the amount of damage Iran takes will tell.

The good news is that for all of this to go the way Russia wants it, Trump or one of their other stooges in the democratic party has to win the next election. Bernie will finally show whether his love of the Soviet Union and his honeymoon there was all innocent or if he ended up being compromised. If he doesn't win the nomination and runs as a third party, he is confirmed a Russian plant.
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Basil Fuckingworth - Thu, 09 Jan 2020 20:07:08 EST SC8PFjfN No.91472 Reply
This Ukrainian airliner being shot down over Iran is funny business.

Might be a coincidence but it looks like the president of Ukraine may have had a tarmac meeting with Putin in Oman around the time this shit went down.

>>91455
This is actually a good point, what other objectives could Putin's political technologists have? I was thinking too narrowly in terms of military power. It's probable that Russia has pretty much abandoned that as a strategy. They don't want to beat the US with weapons, they want to do it with propaganda, blackmail, bribery, espionage, etc. So looking at all this from a propaganda point of view, what opportunites does this present? Well, the most obvious was that the US are now officially illegally occupying Iraq after they voted to give them the boot. Now the airliner going down is going to be blamed not on Iran, but on America, the instigator. Again there will be a power vaccum by America's withdrawal and Russia and Iran will step in. This has happened again and again in the middle east during Trumps rule, Syria, Turkey, The KSA, Egypt, all were driven closer to Russia and/or Iran and away from the US. In some cases the US has literally pulled out.

BTW this was all very helpful for Iran's domestic political situation which had become untenable. The Mullahs were struggling to keep control and the IRGC was gunning down thousands of people in the streets. Meanwhile Qassem Suleimani had basically all the real power in the military and was poised to lead a coup with the backing of the people. This killed two birds with one stone for Khameni, it knocked off his main threat to his power and refocused his people's ire away from their own government and onto the US.

There are lots of upsides to the US looking like a total fucking asshole for Russia, Trump is delivering that even if he doesn't deliver a military defeat.
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Phoebe Demmerworth - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 23:52:27 EST j7lsX1i1 No.91515 Reply
This should be commended for actually being a conspiracy theory for once. Read pinned threads you faggots this entire board is for conspiracy theories not shitposting. Take your shitposting to /b/.

The illuminaughty?

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- Thu, 14 Nov 2019 21:30:03 EST GPsEKAln No.91123
File: 1573785003239.jpg -(41561B / 40.59KB, 960x903) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The illuminaughty?
https://www.lucistrust.org/arcane_school/service_the_plan_study_course Long story short, I am an occultist, and a political scientist. After over a decade of research led me to this. Lucis Trust is a theosophical group, who under the name of world goodwill, sits on the economic and social development council of the United Nations with consultative status. They are custodians of the UN meditation room, and host "Triangles" meditation asking the coming one to return to earth. Not trying to personal army here, but I have been working through all their books to better understand them, and don't think its possible for just one person to disect this all. I just though maybe you guys would be interested in this stuff.
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A Wizard - Sun, 22 Dec 2019 17:24:43 EST SAN7luL4 No.91370 Reply
>>91369
The Bible was first written in Greek before being translated into American
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Phoebe Demmerworth - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 23:59:32 EST j7lsX1i1 No.91516 Reply
>>91370
Aramaic was its first language then Greek and Latin but if you say simply "the Bible" then it would be some earlier form of proto-Hebrew or Syriac languages. NT and OT are two separate things and frankly a massive volume of NT is just Paul's fanfic. There's 4 Gospels in modern circulation. These are what matters anyway and what you're talking about.


personal surveillance

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- Wed, 18 Dec 2019 21:24:44 EST i4Wt/DYv No.91339
File: 1576722284544.png -(5546798B / 5.29MB, 1125x2436) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. personal surveillance
i wanna have some wifi or bluetooth cams set up to my phone so i can watch parking lots while i eat at restaurants. needs to have a range of seventy ish yards
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James Hankinstone - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 12:02:57 EST CcWF6ELb No.91502 Reply
>>91499
“If the quaterback throws the ball in the endzone and the Wide Receiver catches it……. It’s a touchdown.”
-John "the madman" Madden
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Phyllis Chobberkodging - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 17:05:06 EST IEw1B4Yg No.91512 Reply
>>91502
"Usually the team with the most points wins the game!"

Alien poster screencaps

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- Mon, 10 Jun 2019 22:43:14 EST F+628lmG No.90330
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Does anyone else remember that thread from a few years ago with the guy claiming to be an alien answering everyones questions?
He claimed he was part of a galactic federation of alien races that maintained an observation post on earth. I definitely remember him mentioning he loved seinfeld aswell.
if anyone has the screencaps, post em up
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Esther Fibblestock - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 11:24:04 EST 1wDWxQXr No.91511 Reply
>>90330
Either aliens are real or we've never been to the moon. You can't have it both ways.

is skynet gonna murge with the gangster computer god?

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- Thu, 09 Jan 2020 16:23:27 EST XH1iWmg0 No.91469
File: 1578605007401.png -(3201634B / 3.05MB, 885x899) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is skynet gonna murge with the gangster computer god?
would they team up or would it be a war?
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Beatrice Clerringdutch - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 09:29:12 EST 72O3JWXF No.91505 Reply
>>91504
I don't give a damn about this anyway! I need to gamble!
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Phoebe Settingville - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 20:42:01 EST EH6/1UcX No.91507 Reply
>>91505
Dude order a pump! The reputable firms will deliver them overnight! Hahaha I SAID FIRM!!!

Da du dun dunnna du!

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:57:33 EST LRNreQ0U No.91490
File: 1578981453928.png -(131294B / 128.22KB, 500x541) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Da du dun dunnna du!
BOOM! You gotta move the ball down the field as fast you go! Wooooo! You gotta make them touch downs! When I went 20-0 do you think the team did it to dance like those arcade games in the end zone? No! They were playing FOOTBALL! And drinking full carb beer! Burning all the oil! And jumping motorized beer coolers over busted up old fridges!!
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Emma Fanwater - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 06:48:45 EST EhtdW20m No.91491 Reply
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All sports for money are rigged. No conspiracy here, it's common knowledge nowadays.
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Polly Besslehall - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:23:45 EST CcWF6ELb No.91496 Reply
>>91491
“A team should never practice on a field that is not lined. Your players have to become aware of the field’s boundaries.”
-The late great John Madden

Lotta big talk about the Super Bowl

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:16:02 EST CcWF6ELb No.91498
File: 1579047362519.jpg -(75162B / 73.40KB, 850x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Lotta big talk about the Super Bowl
Maybe if they grew up in the age when the Super Bowl was in single digits they would know that you gotta get ex-convoys to be your goddamn linebackers! And some dead beat hyped up on Gatorade and brain damage to run like they did for the steel mills in Pittsburgh! Those boys grew up eating a green shit sandwich turned bad from the chemicals in the air that built this country! Not goddamn CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES like pissy prissy Tom Brady! Oh mr I haven't had a carb in 9 years well maybe if you would you could gain gainful employment driving a bus or operating a bottle cap press rather than dancing around like bitchacek's little golden boy! I give the Pats no chance this year before their whole city dies from alcoholism and a rising ocean! GO GAINTS!

yeah I might like a team from a city with a drinking problem

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:06:21 EST CcWF6ELb No.91497
File: 1579046781519.png -(227825B / 222.49KB, 500x333) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. yeah I might like a team from a city with a drinking problem
Come on the coach needs to spray the raiders with a hose! They need to get that you gotta actually play the game not play like your at your third illigetamate daughters dance recital!! Come one! This season the bets are off the scores are off and it's all because those pussy ass medics say that concussion are to much of an insurance risk! Come ON! Did our boy at Normandy worry about insurance! No! Did their mothers worry about driving around with no seat belts on drinking a growler of beer and picking up hitchhiker! No! And that was the year we landed on the moon for fucks sake!

probably not the nsa..maybe the military

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- Sat, 23 Feb 2019 14:34:41 EST pmHY9mAc No.89326
File: 1550950481164.jpg -(113117B / 110.47KB, 1200x683) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. probably not the nsa..maybe the military
brain electrode interface



tracking blood flow to discern words



that MIT thing where you read the inner voice, oh yeah. Here's a picture. This can be used remotely.



They have very sensitive scanning technology, down to viewing individual bacterium, and blood flow.



Would like some idea on how that could be done, so I could learn more about my situation



They put this electrical body suit around you that you can't see, as far as i'm concerned it's a net controlling your electrical impulses, they can make you move your body. They've tried to kill me multiple times with this technology, but don't worry, your free will will take over



the interface kind of hurts. you can usually tell it's happening because your lips will twitch, or hurt.
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George Bellerhot - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 15:08:32 EST MUL3DBAs No.91494 Reply
>>89326
move your body is just them timing a word or sound to a movement that you repeat over and over and then they can say a word or sound they've coupled to the movement and make you move
it can kill you though. like a person walking down the stairs and then they use this to make them fumble by making them lock or freeze up thier leg.
or a cab driver with you and a mate in the car. then you say a word and the driver turns right, while his not focusing on you but your mate talking to him. then everyime he turns right you say the word while hes not focusing on you or 'hearing' you. then eventually enough times you can have him not turning and say the word, and he'll turn.. but they have to be not focused on steering.

did you take psychedelics a lot at a young age and post on /psy/ or just post on 420chan and take psychedelics at a young age?

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