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media lies memes? by Frederick Clacklelene - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 12:48:22 EST ID:79wVWL65 No.84483 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we post some here, since apparently its not relevant to /pol.

The WSJ one is not true btw.
Samuel Tootford - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 15:15:35 EST ID:OktqkpU0 No.84484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mateem shot the security guard at the door, from what I heard.

what the fuck is "AIDS Diet Candy?" by Reuben Choddlehirk - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:55:16 EST ID:74hEtDnc No.84460 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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like whao dude one of the true tragedy's of American Business.
Thomas Seffinghet - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:19:27 EST ID:bH7gbG6d No.84481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WU-tang clan aint nothin to fuck with...you bring the AIDS,
i'll bring the ruckus

How many? by Polly Toothood - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 00:13:06 EST ID:c7AYJo+z No.84475 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How many books do I got to read till I get woke?

Like I've read Magick Book 4, Herodotus, and even the Tibetian Book of the Undead. But I feel like I'm steel not woke yet. I've tried padding it out with the complete works of Dr. Theodor Geisel, and yet still nothing.
When do I break this plateau?
Clara Dindersack - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 01:22:31 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well you need to read books about things you want to know, dont read them to "be woke" read them because there is something you genuinely want to understand, like read some Machiavelli or some shiiiiiiii a-yo check it.

But like you cant just read sumfin an b liek "yo i am so woke mayne" you gotta be like "yo g, what that mutha fuckin nigga aldous huxley be sayin in dem txts, yo? im finna check dem shitz out in a minute"

A really cool book to read is "The Great C" by Philip K Dick, its a short story but yo, i got so woke reading that, like alex is a stupid homie woke, like WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE woke, like my nama-a jeff woke knah wham sayin bruh?
The Boat - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 23:24:29 EST ID:lUwMtF28 No.84477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That design is based on non-Euclidean geometry and therefore can't exist in normal space time... like the chupachabra or JFK's head...
Cornelius Cugglecocke - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 23:45:30 EST ID:au7RXWc/ No.84478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man I wish I had four holes...
Thomas Seffinghet - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:16:11 EST ID:bH7gbG6d No.84480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tupac wrote books?
Angus Clellyman - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 07:42:18 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84482 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Suge shot me.

OMG can we have another tupac thead?
Tupac is still alive, he might not be in cuba, but he definetly faked his death just like jim morrison and andy kaufman.
They got fed up with the lime-light and so they faked the death of their alter ego.
Twopack hints at this all throughout his last album.


Have a listen tell me what you think.

Joy of Satan is a lie by Augustus Billingman - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 18:13:30 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.83213 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Be christian. Everything on the page is a lie. You'll never know who I am, how important I am, or what job I have, but this is 100% true.
Thomas Seffinghet - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:14:53 EST ID:bH7gbG6d No.84479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're on the page.

Alex Jones is a shill by Fuck Cannerwell - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:42:37 EST ID:QVAKfneW No.84274 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So Alex Jones is basically a sellout who still hasn't admitted that Trump's Goldman Sachs candidates are suspicious.
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Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:33:48 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah very true! i was watching a thing on the youtube today and some expert guy was like "Trump isnt acting like a president at ALL, he is yelling at the media he is being unprofessional and he fired one of his key staffers! he didnt need to fire flynn, he couldve just said "he will do better next time" but instead he fired him, its almost like donald trump is just a regular person who has been elected president based on his actions" and what shocked me is he inferred via his tone, that, that is a bad thing, i was like wtf is this guy smoking?????
Eliza Nunderspear - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:17:31 EST ID:M/HCSfF7 No.84467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The fuck are you smoking?
Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:58:17 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84468 Ignore Report Quick Reply

:( whats that supposed to mean?
James Picklock - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:54:28 EST ID:7ofEI2wX No.84469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not fair to criticize someone's choice of incinerated material on a web page dedicated to narcotics...

For example say I place an advert in the local papers declaring my abode as a "Palace of Pleasure", in no way am I stating what pleasure will be received. Perhaps you are pleasured from planting a sapling in Mother Earth or the person in question finds completing puzzles very pleasurable, just because I'm in my underwear in no way guarantees my Palace was designed for illicit sexual activities, that's just my prerogative. You don't know me, you can't judge me. Just because my girlfriend happens to be a sex doll doesn't give restaurants the right to not sing her happy birthday, that's not how America works.
Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:06:44 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The Boat thinks /tinfoil/ is for SLAYER

Royal Bloodline by Cyril Hannerwidge - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 03:07:21 EST ID:ggWvftIi No.84371 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Trump is in the bloodline as well

Is there anything to this?
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 20:00:48 EST ID:fiLJBlvt No.84457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428 I read somewhere that Genghis Khan got so much ass that a large portion of Asian people can trace their ancestry back to him.
William Nittinghall - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:25:50 EST ID:aDepzgeS No.84458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
White people too actually. Although it's a much smaller percentage.

Were all related by raping and pillaging
The Boat - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:29:00 EST ID:X9noGdhK No.84459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange!
Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:59:50 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So... what you're saying is we've all been President this whole time, and we didn't even know it???
Eliza Pirrystid - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:05:25 EST ID:MyHrh7t/ No.84472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I mean that's what they tell you in high school. I don't know, I don't actually vote.

Attend temple; reject the Communist Gangster Computer God by Graham Blackham - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:33:14 EST ID:7dcLYLn5 No.84357 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did everyone remember to attend your local Astrocist temple this glorious Sabbath Day? Keep faith and always reject the temptations of Gangster Computer Mind Control Implants, you guys!
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Frederick Peshpere - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 13:55:46 EST ID:vTUqxRXI No.84400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Bablingstork - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 23:39:17 EST ID:hIb2dQLk No.84405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you yelling?
Fanny Wublingson - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:48:42 EST ID:FdU3uDIo No.84449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:02:53 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gangster rap is a secret Jewish scheme to mind-control the masses into accepting Gangsterism.

You heard it here first, folks.
Phineas Blunnerbanks - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:10:47 EST ID:Ttk/Map4 No.84474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If a kyke and a nigga are allowed to breed do have have its offspring build your pyramids or pick your cotton?

You know how I knowyou can be the best you that you can be you by Martin Cuttingputch - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:58:45 EST ID:ElHdcbMi No.84443 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So? Who the hell hit the chicken switch!!!
You wake up on your side of the pancake of the day and wonder?

am I a real American?!!!!![%]
Edward Mucklefidge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 16:58:06 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84444 Ignore Report Quick Reply


I have no idea what a chicken switch is, but my supermarket recently changed their recipie on the crumbing of their chicken schnitzels and they are not bad. Also kraft has this "crispy chicken" mix that you can mix with chicken and it tastes pretty much like kfc original except if you cook it right the chicken is way better.

I like cooking, but i havent made pancakes for ages, its just too much for a single person and whenver i date a guy im like self concious and dont want to be like "hey let me make you a whole bunch of pancakes" because i dont want him to think of me as being fat and like, yeah. but i used to have a housemate that would regularly make waffles and they were pretty amazing.

I think you're a real amerian OP, i think you would fight for the rights of every man if you had the choice, so yeah i do think you are a real american.
Hedda Buzzlewock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 23:01:59 EST ID:OjkY4DtU No.84450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It means someone's been being a pussy. You know, they hit their chicken switch. Make you dreams a reality, yesterday you said tomorrow, so do it! Just do it!


more like a real Armenian, amirite?

Yee Movie by Thomas Pittham - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 02:40:08 EST ID:cyd1NZqG No.84192 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is real. This is bugged. What do they want with us?

Also does ICP know juggalos can only afford to shop at dollar tree or does dollar tree know juggalos can only afford to shop at dollar tree? Pretty shady stuff.
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The Archmage - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 08:03:14 EST ID:n5/xt4hE No.84351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Soda comes from sodium carbonate, the way waters and older carbonated drinks were made. I'm not sure if it is still used today
Priscilla Woshstock - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 18:36:12 EST ID:DUSNe+73 No.84355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dont you fucking tell me what to do
Samuel Cimmerbon - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 03:49:06 EST ID:k3u81Noj No.84385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man I'll never smoke bee's at this rate. That seems like it'd be so awesome.
Jarvis Fanstone - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 21:21:15 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.84446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why is there one Arnold Palmer in the Fayo isle?
Beatrice Winnertadge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 22:54:20 EST ID:/jA6abeZ No.84447 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Watch the screen get loose along with the buring air irritating the bee as it makes its way to sting you in the throat.

There is a site called CP (Christian Post) by Nell Nollerfitch - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:57:42 EST ID:xobG2PsW No.83915 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do they know the acronym for CP is? I mean it's ironic they are going by that when you hear stories about priests and pastors doing wrong things to human being and abusing them. https://twitter.com/ChristianPost see they even use the acronym "CP" on there twitter profile. Yet everybody is concerned about PizzaGate they should be concerned about the CP posted by ChristianPost.
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Polly Gosslepirk - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:36:33 EST ID:GqPtAutK No.83945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow its nothing...youve been on these sites too long kid
Beatrice Shakebury - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:57:28 EST ID:0n8+ROwj No.83961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's an acronym, get over it. This is about the same as deriding people for not understanding what "LOL" was when people accidentally made that an acronym back in the late '90's.
Wesley Fottingbury - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 18:58:56 EST ID:ghrQbUl0 No.84268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone knows LOL stands for Lucifer our Lord. It's common sense. Even Google says that. Hail Satan!
Polly Brongerham - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 01:47:11 EST ID:QDPZjUx9 No.84289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
christian post is a fake news site
Shitting Turveystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 20:42:31 EST ID:eQpJRkiU No.84445 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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I'm here again. Posting live that they are trying to make me kill my soul again. It's the government and they are trying to give me a lobotomy. I leave this country. My laptop is bugged by the Marine corps. I see a marine corps logo when my battery dies on my chromebook. Hey man, even the second best laywer in the world can't stop them.
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Hedda Crungerseck - Tue, 31 Jan 2017 23:49:46 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.84369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They tryied to destory 12 pentillion souls through my body and freak me out I have a restraining order on these people and they break in. I watch the lock on my door turn and lock when no one is vissibly there.
Hedda Crungerseck - Tue, 31 Jan 2017 23:50:36 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.84370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its the US these people are evil
Barnaby Cuzzlestock - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 11:37:38 EST ID:fmivkfPO No.84374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not sure 12 pentillion people have ever been on this planet...
George Cherrywell - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 17:33:02 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.84436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude I'm telling you they hit people with bats and bricks and then leave and reprogram them with pain
Lillian Snodwater - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:16:47 EST ID:T9PBzyzJ No.84439 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Global takeover: stalled by trump? by Charles Nollychon - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:35:34 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84418 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has trump and the rise of populism and national pride stalled the global take over by the elites?

The TPP got smashed into its face, which was going to be the corporate take-over.

So what now? where are they going to try and take over the world now?
Sophie Worthingford - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:55:35 EST ID:f6t5dTHt No.84435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What are you talking about? Trump is going to allow fracking and oil pumping, ie. raping the land that the so called "national pride" people should be taking great care of. That with the pollution standards being lowered/abolished, I'd say that the financial elite won, people of america lost.
Edward Mucklefidge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 03:51:22 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84441 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah true, the unny thing about elections is people are so behind their candidate that they believe the rhetoric about them, i mean it is true that trump isnt part of the political establishment and hasnt commited as many war crimes as hillary, but he does have his pockets deep in with financial institutions.

He essentially used skeptics against themselves to get into power, he unified all the "fringe" groups which lead to him being president.

a "none of the above" option would be amazing to vote for, because trump was just the lesser of two evils imo.
Martin Grandgold - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:52:22 EST ID:0+4FHZTF No.84442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe you should look deep into your butthole and ask yourself, "will you do it for the shorties???"

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