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some events echo through eternity

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- Sun, 09 Dec 2018 23:21:33 EST z7WwKEGN No.89110
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Plot details and storylines[edit]
Taylor family[edit]
The series centers on the Taylor family, which consists of Tim (Tim Allen), his wife Jill (Patricia Richardson) and their three children: the oldest child, Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), the middle child, Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) and youngest child, Mark (Taran Noah Smith). The Taylors live in suburban Detroit, and have a neighbor named Wilson (Earl Hindman) who is often the go-to guy for solving the Taylors' problems.
Tim is a stereotypical American male, who loves power tools, cars, and sports. In particular, he is an avid fan of local Detroit teams. In numerous instances, Tim wears Lions, Pistons, Red Wings, and Tigers clothing, and many plots revolve around the teams. He is a former salesman for the fictional Binford Tool company, and is very much a cocky, overambitious, accident-prone know-it-all. Witty but flippant, Tim jokes around a lot, even at inappropriate times, much to the dismay of his wife. However, Tim can sometimes be serious when necessary. Jill, Tim's wife, is loving and sophisticated, but not exempt from dumb moves herself. In later seasons she returns to college to study psychology. Family life is boisterous for the Taylors with the two oldest children, Brad and Randy, tormenting the much younger Mark, all while continually testing and pestering each other. Such play happened especially throughout the first three seasons, and was revisited only occasionally until Jonathan Taylor Thomas left at the beginning of the eighth season. During the show's final season, Brad and Mark became much closer due to Randy's absence.
Brad, popular and athletic, was often the moving factor, who engaged before thinking, a tendency which regularly landed him in trouble. Randy, a year younger, was the comedian of the pack, known for his quick-thinking, wisecracks, and smart mouth. He had more common sense than Brad but was not immune to trouble. Mark was somewhat of a mama's boy, though later in the series (in the seventh season) he grew into a teenage outcast who dressed in black clothing. Meanwhile, Brad became interested in cars like his father and took up soccer. Randy joined the school drama club, and later the school newspaper; in the eighth season, he left for Costa Rica.
In early seasons, Wilson was always seen standing on the other side of Tim's backyard fence as the two engaged in conversation, usually with Wilson offering sage advice as Tim grappled with his problems. In later seasons, a running joke developed in which more and more creative means were used to prevent Wilson's face below the eyes from ever being seen by the audience. Also in later seasons, Wilson's full name was revealed to be Wilson W. Wilson, Jr.
Tool Time[edit]
Each episode includes Tim's own Binford-sponsored home improvement show, called Tool Time, a show-within-a-show. In hosting this show, Tim is joined by his friend and mild-mannered assistant Al Borland (Richard Karn), and a "Tool Time girl"—first Lisa (Pamela Anderson) and later Heidi (Debbe Dunning)—whose main duty is to introduce the pair at the beginning of the show with the line "Does everybody know what time it is?". In reply, the audience yells, "TOOL TIME!" The Tool Time girl also assists Tim and Al during the show by bringing them tools.
Although revealed to be an excellent salesman and TV personality, Tim is spectacularly accident prone as a handyman, often causing massive disasters on and off the set, to the consternation of his co-workers and family. Many Tool Time viewers assume that the accidents on the show are done on purpose, to demonstrate the consequences of using tools improperly. Many of Tim's accidents are caused by his devices being used in an unorthodox or overpowered manner, designed to illustrate his mantra "More power!". This popular catchphrase would not be uttered after Home Improvement's seventh season,[6] until Tim's last line in the series finale, which are the last two words ever spoken.
Tool Time was conceived as a parody of the PBS home-improvement show This Old House.[7] Tim and Al are caricatures of the two principal cast members of This Old House, host Bob Vila and master carpenter Norm Abram.[8] Al Borland has a beard and always wears plaid shirts when taping an episode, reflecting Norm Abram's appearance on This Old House.[9] Bob Vila appeared as a guest star on several episodes of Ho…
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this was a bigger twist than M Night could have pulled

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- Sun, 09 Dec 2018 22:51:26 EST z7WwKEGN No.89101
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Scott Calvin (Tim Allen), a successful toy salesman, prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his son Charlie (Eric Lloyd). Scott convinces Charlie that Santa Claus is real, despite not believing himself. Scott's ex-wife, Laura (Wendy Crewson) and her psychiatrist husband Dr. Neil Miller (Judge Reinhold) both stopped believing in Santa at a young age and feel that Charlie needs to face reality. After Scott reads the The Night Before Christmas to Charlie and tucks him into bed, Santa's sleigh lands on their roof and wakes Charlie. Charlie wakes up Scott, who hears Santa's footsteps on the roof and assumes that it is an intruder.
Rushing outside, Scott startles Santa, causing him to lose his balance and fall off the roof. Scott finds a card in the pocket of Santa's suit that states "If something should happen to me, put on my suit, the Reindeer will know what to do," after which Santa vanishes. Charlie climbs onto the roof via a ladder which had magically appeared, and finds Santa's sleigh and reindeer. Scott follows him into the sleigh, which flies off to continue delivering presents. Persuaded by Charlie, Scott puts on the Santa suit and delivers a few gifts before the reindeer take them to the North Pole. Once they arrive, Bernard (David Krumholtz), the head elf, explains to Scott that because he put on the suit, he is subjected to a legal technicality known as "The Santa Clause", meaning that he has agreed to accept all of Santa's duties and responsibilities, and has been given eleven months to get his affairs in order before reporting back to the North Pole on Thanksgiving. Overwhelmed, Scott changes into pajamas and falls asleep. The next morning, he wakes up in his own bed, causing him to believe that it was all a dream, until Charlie discovers that Scott is still wearing the pajamas from the North Pole. When Charlie proudly tells his class that his father is Santa, Laura, Neil, and the school principal ask Scott, whom they all believe is responsible, to tell Charlie that it was just a dream. Not wanting to break Charlie's heart, Scott instead convinces Charlie to keep their trip to the North Pole to themselves, which Charlie agrees.
Over the course of the following year, strange things begin to happen to Scott. He begins gaining a significant amount of weight, including 45 pounds in a week. His facial hair regrows quickly after shaving and his hair turns stark white. Scott also begins craving milk and cookies. As a result, most of his clothes stop fitting, forcing him to wear sweaters and sweatpants. Scott also acquires the ability to tell whether a child has been "naughty or nice", and children seem to know he is Santa. After an incident in which several children approach Scott to ask for Christmas presents, Laura and Neil believe he is deliberately trying to undermine them and successfully petition a judge to suspend Scott's visitation rights. Devastated and still not convinced he is Santa, Scott goes to Laura and Neil's house on Thanksgiving, where Charlie shows Scott a snow globe that Bernard had given him, finally convincing him that he is Santa. As Scott prepares to leave, Bernard appears and transports him and Charlie to the North Pole.
Laura and Neil believe Scott has kidnapped Charlie and contact the police. At the North Pole, Scott sets out to deliver the gifts with Charlie in tow. However, upon arriving at Laura and Neil's home, Scott is arrested. The elves eventually send a crack team of extraction elves to rescue him. Scott returns to Laura and Neil's house and manages to convince them that he is Santa by giving them presents that they wanted as children but were never given to them, which caused both of them to stop believing in Santa. Laura decides to burn the papers banning Scott's visitation rights and tells him that he can visit anytime. Bernard then appears to tell Charlie that if he shakes his snow globe at any time, his father will appear, before Bernard vanishes into thin air. After a public departure, Scott travels the world to finish delivering gifts. Using the snow globe, Charlie summons Scott back home. Laura agrees to let Charlie go with Scott to finish delivering the gifts, and the two head off into the night.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Santa_Clause


the enlightened amoung us rejoice

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- Thu, 13 Dec 2018 23:33:14 EST rsIHxy3M No.89218
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fairies are real

I fuck them

They fuck me

do they fuck you?
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bruno - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 18:59:07 EST Fd6Zosma No.88716 Reply
>>88714
it's not really gangstalking as its described. those people are actually just schizophrenic. which I have too..
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Samuel Turveyhall - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 22:35:30 EST pBJ4Zx7U No.88717 Reply
>>88702
I member!
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mika - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 01:21:31 EST Fd6Zosma No.88718 Reply
the government is putting cesium in my fluoride

Lifes life, deal with it

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- Mon, 01 Apr 2019 22:31:04 EST cHc+jQf3 No.89768
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Who else needs to just shut the fuck up before someone comes down on them? I do. Goodnight 420chan
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Charles Saffingham - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 22:07:13 EST HZrVOjJH No.89638 Reply
>>89626
You are frustrated because you are politically retarded too
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Cornelius Gittingfoot - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 11:32:44 EST L/ue6Tjr No.89645 Reply
>>89626
Literally every single post by this cunt, is political shilling. You ever even boof before, bruh?
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Hugh Hungerpick - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 18:37:00 EST WbggAnPq No.89763 Reply
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>>89645
I cannot stand your tone of voice, palpal ;)

hi, hi,hi,,, : ) ;);)

,

let me see that closer

... nah.... I'm just gonna ignore it

You sound impolite!@

Pauline Hanson

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- Sat, 30 Mar 2019 08:06:59 EST ydgbcwdc No.89758
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Shark=jumped
Pooch=screwed

https://au.news.yahoo.com/saw-pictures-pauline-hanson-tries-explain-port-arthur-conspiracy-theory-025820850.html

Does anybody know what this "Blue book" is, that called the Port Arthur massacre a government hoax? She says "it wasn’t real thick", so it probably was just about Port Arthur, and not general tinfoilhat shit.

Lol, never mind 20 years of open racism, obvious bone-deep stupidity and flirting with the edges of Neo-Nazi politics, it's talking to the NRA that's going to bury her career. This country's anti-gun lobby and general hoplophobic hysteria are a giant shithammer she's just brought down on herself.

Woops it's not advertising

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- Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:49:05 EST Jwh6+U2z No.89581
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So... yea just facebook me
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Beatrice Mallerridge - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 18:09:47 EST L/ue6Tjr No.89752 Reply
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>>89584
You try selling classical artwork in a war torn country with an economy that's worse tan Venezuela's and an art scene that wants different colors of baby poop smeared on a bedsheet. I swear, Portland almost turned me into Hitler, but I had way more LSD and weed.
Pic related. The world was robbed of a good artist by the treatise of Versailles, and in it's place, we got another world war.
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Beatrice Mallerridge - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 18:11:11 EST L/ue6Tjr No.89753 Reply
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>>89752
I wish Bob Ross and Adolf Hitler could have been friends.

A Wizard

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- Wed, 14 Feb 2018 05:58:55 EST 7txCflWm No.87390
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I have to find the wizard guy. Where do I find him? I need his help on something.
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Cyril Greenbanks - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 20:03:46 EST rvbN8CnO No.87567 Reply
>>87566
you will never know the truth of the A Wizard war
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James Randi - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 06:31:18 EST +GE8btxH No.89736 Reply
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>>87567
Don't forget about the wizards A through F wars as well.

The Human Zoo Exhibit

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- Wed, 01 Aug 2018 09:51:08 EST tKYQpFus No.88375
File: 1533131468738.jpg -(40991B / 40.03KB, 750x625) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The Human Zoo Exhibit
The Bronx New York human zoo exhibit of 1906.

http://freakybay.com/article/the-human-zoo-exhibit.php
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Reuben Huffingdat - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 07:35:51 EST FTXo3RXn No.89667 Reply
>>88375
They’re the most retarded people I have ever talked to how about you stop sympathizing with losers who seek validation but can according to psychology even validate their beliefs to me. It’s illegal what they’re doing and they have no legal right to do any of this. They’re idiots I’m going to press charges on and sue. I know the law and talked to lawyers who said their actions were illegal. They’re simply self interested sociopaths who only destroy and are not acceptable in society. I would right more about this but there is so much to explain about their inferiority that I don’t have time to detail it and may never fully remember it thanks to their barbaric actions. I am a humble Christian and always have been, they lie about everything and will try to use my name to create success like a parasite. Idiots which are small cigs who never understood me.
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Reuben Huffingdat - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 08:19:46 EST FTXo3RXn No.89668 Reply
>>89667
I mean they are lacking things and aren’t superior my phone won’t work unless I go with what they’re saying illegally and they keep taking it
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John Dresslekone - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 01:31:43 EST WJUetTNx No.89678 Reply
>>89672
What does "noforn" stand for again?

Scientologist paleontologists are forcing me to be the person

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- Mon, 05 Mar 2018 20:08:26 EST hz1UhA0n No.87530
File: 1520298506178.gif -(970689B / 947.94KB, 500x281) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Scientologist paleontologists are forcing me to be the person
Have believed in dinosaurs my life now they won't leave me alone I go to Mongolia
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Lydia Sissleway - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:26:51 EST AEj4pdPX No.89650 Reply
>>87530
They’re the most retarded people I have ever talked to how about you stop sympathizing with losers who seek validation but can according to psychology even validate their beliefs to me. It’s illegal what they’re doing and they have no legal right to do any of this. They’re idiots I’m going to press charges on and sue. I know the law and talked to lawyers who said their actions were illegal. They’re simply self interested sociopaths who only destroy and are not acceptable in society. I would right more about this but there is so much to explain about their inferiority that I don’t have time to detail it and may never fully remember it thanks to their barbaric actions. I am a humble Christian and always have been, they lie about everything and will try to use my name to create success like a parasite. Idiots which are small cigs who never understood me.

narcissistic fragments

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- Fri, 22 Mar 2019 17:04:16 EST nmIYTpeg No.89692
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they said it was large enough to power a vessel the size of a football field

Killer Dojo

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- Sun, 05 Aug 2018 10:10:28 EST 4VPVFdHA No.88392
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The mysterious 1984 killer Dojo video case.

http://freakybay.com/article/killer_dojo.php
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Hamilton Mucklechit - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:11:50 EST AIckUWlj No.89662 Reply
>>89661
Can’t validate their beliefs is what I meant to write. Every time I talk they gaslight me more and might be ruining my English comprehension
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Isabella Drenderridge - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 05:58:32 EST ApnQTtsK No.89666 Reply
>>89662
You're necrobumping a useless garbage thread to a link that is filled with malware piss off dude
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Frederick Gullyway - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 11:15:34 EST NRxCkIEw No.89670 Reply
>>89666
And they have been contacted they try to control what I say and think even in here and admit we’re kings/know it all. They’re sociopaths who disguise attacks as mental melo or concern when you’re perfectly fine and secure in your being and are not considered to be superior and lack things hilariously from their being. They all have some sort of mental illness according to psychology I have read on this. Their only goal is their objective no matter how cruel or how emotionally damaging it may be.

Bypassing over-ride

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- Wed, 20 Mar 2019 18:10:05 EST nmIYTpeg No.89658
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how can a man die better
than facing fearful odds

for the ashes of his fathers
and the temples of his gods

Great pyramid of Giza the tower of Babel?

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- Tue, 19 Mar 2019 16:21:14 EST sRIsj/26 No.89621
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Could the great pyramid of Giza be related to or possibly be the ancient biblical tower of Babel? Heres some links for more info

http://grahamhancock.com/phorum/read.php?1,30419,30445

https://patternsofevidence.com/2017/05/24/spectacular-new-tower-of-babel-discovery-not-so-fast/

http://s8int.com/phile/noahsark25.html

https://blog.world-mysteries.com/science/skyground-correlation-and-the-tower-of-babel/
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Jenny Snodshaw - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 21:06:02 EST RTvjw7BH No.89625 Reply
>>89621
And this is supposed to be a conspiracy...how? This is closer to /spooky/ material. Also it sounds pretty pants on head retarded, especially because the story goes that the Tower of Babel was destroyed. You know what I'm not going to sit here and read through all this shit can you please just summarize what you're trying to say? Because regarding the Babel/Giza thing no, this is beyond reaching. Is this somehow supposed to mean metaphorically "reach the heavens" as a pinpointing constellations or what the fuck are you even trying to say OP.
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Nathaniel Shakewater - Mon, 19 Nov 2018 17:49:12 EST ZcKMNawS No.88920 Reply
>>88918

Did you know Monsanto doesnt even exist anymore? they got bought out by beyer pharmaceuticals.
So the plot thickens i guess.
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Betsy Grimwill - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 13:32:37 EST bKlVWRYO No.89616 Reply
>>88918
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.

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