Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
Name
You can leave this blank to post anonymously, or you can create a Tripcode by using the format Name#Password
Subject
Comment
[i]Italic Text[/i]
[b]Bold Text[/b]
[spoiler]Spoiler Text[/spoiler]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace Text[/pre]
[super]Superset Text[/super]
[sub]Subset Text[/sub]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists
File

Sandwich


420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

BALLS

View Thread Reply
- Mon, 15 May 2017 00:23:57 EST JhkRqDl5 No.85461
File: 1494822237460.jpg -(47529B / 46.42KB, 700x432) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. BALLS
Will Valve ever have the balls to finally admit they've abandoned Half Life or will they just quietly ignore it forever?
23 posts and 6 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Wesley Wesslemod - Mon, 09 Apr 2018 10:58:27 EST WpUHIjxd No.87797 Reply
>>87792
You know when I put my pants on in the morning
>>
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 20:51:33 EST L/ue6Tjr No.87808 Reply
>>87792
<nobody will believe you
Not true, if you say it well and they're not retards who only rely on appeals to authority.
>>
Nell Himblefuck - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 23:45:53 EST 1cHj64mA No.87810 Reply
>>87809
A Wizard can't be trusted


is jenk real

View Thread Reply
- Fri, 06 Apr 2018 00:42:10 EST IANXWq6s No.87781
File: 1522989730691.gif -(1393371B / 1.33MB, 392x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is jenk real
time to bust a mind nut on this shitspiracy!

so does the jenkonol or the jenketholen get you as stoned as Hiroshima?

It's a lot like that Harrison ford movie where he's chasing someone on the train and then he actually is the guy on the train and the janitor from Scrubs yells "Kimble!!" but I never actually saw the movie.

Thoughts?
1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Angus Goddlebury - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 07:02:20 EST ZcKMNawS No.87787 Reply
>>87781

jenk israel anybody who says otherwise just doesnt know.
>>
Shit Binderstock - Mon, 09 Apr 2018 07:59:36 EST 8viH/KRv No.87794 Reply
jenk is a conspiracy to get you high created by aliens before animals existed
they programmed the earth to produce creatures that would shit drugs

Russian Troops Infiltrating the United States

View Thread Reply
- Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:47:27 EST mNQFi9ML No.87745
File: 1522381647613.jpg -(2887259B / 2.75MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Russian Troops Infiltrating the United States
Putin is sending Russians to the United States in order to overstay their visas and act as a stay behind army.
8 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Thu, 05 Apr 2018 03:25:50 EST L/ue6Tjr No.87773 Reply
>>87772
They doesn't even remember me. I was in IRC asking where Randi went and they didn't know what I was talking about. ;_; For the record though, I wasn't the "spammer" but my ranting did inspire it to happen, and I took much satisfaction in it, at least until people started shitting up the /med/ board.
FFS you'd think I'd be the one with the memory problems, considering that I found a fucking grove of fully mature Brugmansia not long after that.
>>
Barnaby Chullypin - Thu, 05 Apr 2018 07:49:39 EST Qd2kVdTp No.87776 Reply
The russians and facebook made me do it.

skeksis

View Thread Reply
- Fri, 30 Mar 2018 16:39:03 EST 1XmuUqMh No.87753
File: 1522442343842.png -(1069537B / 1.02MB, 1635x477) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. skeksis
kind of like greys or reptilians; it's a thing and you may have noticed.
>>
Emma Bunstock - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:35:00 EST jIPFt7mW No.87754 Reply
>>87753
Dude I Best star by the does are the dark souls dark souls I'm the best dark souls I'm the best of dark souls I nobody going to fuck with me like you know they are the yeah yeah I will best dark souls yeah I fucked them up yet but then I take them real hard fucking nice and then I eat a balanced breakfast filled with fucking and fruit, but the fruit is not for fucking that what the gimp is for.
>>
A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 18:30:05 EST L/ue6Tjr No.87769 Reply
1522881005506.jpg -(431975B / 421.85KB, 2000x985) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>87753
Here, keep an eye out for these.
>>
Polly Bleckletag - Fri, 06 Apr 2018 00:58:47 EST IANXWq6s No.87783 Reply
1522990727691.jpg -(12432B / 12.14KB, 400x412) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>87769
yeah a brown eye! like your mom before I shaved her back!

A real life quote from your day...

View Thread Reply
- Tue, 03 Apr 2018 01:43:18 EST +5ESZ6T2 No.87759
File: 1522734198167.jpg -(60372B / 58.96KB, 300x216) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. A real life quote from your day...
I hoped on a moving train today and yelled "I'm like Harrison Ford in that movie with the missiles!" I then fell off

How was your day /b/?
>>
Fuck Fannernerk - Tue, 03 Apr 2018 19:11:28 EST ZcKMNawS No.87761 Reply
>>87759

I listened to a sad song on the bus and was like "im crying like those actresses in those movies" and began sobbing uncontrollably.
>>
Ebenezer Gammleshaw - Tue, 03 Apr 2018 23:08:26 EST Yh7Gtqrc No.87762 Reply
>>87761
The trailer sells you more than a game, it sells you an idea, it sells you a lifestyle.
>>
Beatrice Wendledock - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 10:28:57 EST TdQsuLE3 No.87763 Reply
1522852137753.jpg -(50373B / 49.19KB, 600x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>87762
"I want my family back!"
-me/Harrison Ford
"I love my family to"
-some drunk bitch at the club

Facing the "prize" of genital mutilation

View Thread Reply
- Wed, 29 Nov 2017 16:51:10 EST i2fgixBl No.86883
File: 1511992270501.png -(74550B / 72.80KB, 620x620) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Facing the "prize" of genital mutilation
when he bought that medium drink, he signed a binding legal contract

Bilderberger

View Thread Reply
- Mon, 26 Feb 2018 16:19:16 EST 2Z+81R+0 No.87429
File: 1519679956690.jpg -(46395B / 45.31KB, 333x499) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bilderberger
What are your thoughts on these fucking elitists that ruin our countries in the western world?
27 posts and 5 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Phoebe Saddlespear - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 16:58:08 EST 2VS3lpEi No.87743 Reply
1522357088777.jpg -(141894B / 138.57KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>87429
seems pragmatic to wait for the dossiers to drop at this point

shaka, when the stasi fell

9/11 - Who did it and why?

View Thread Reply
- Wed, 22 Nov 2017 06:13:52 EST ZcKMNawS No.86836
File: 1511349232223.jpg -(152290B / 148.72KB, 402x344) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 9/11 - Who did it and why?
What are your thoughts on 9/11, did they get what they wanted? was it an inside job in order to take away the freedom of americans? was it israel to get america to hate the muslims? was it the muslims because of americas interference in the middle east? was it the muslims because they knew that america would blame it on the jewish people and would stir up racial tensions once again which eventually led to isis and donald trump?

what about tower 7?

well? thoughts?
63 posts and 15 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Isabella Pandersatch - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 04:03:18 EST +5Sqme/h No.87842 Reply
1524211398100.jpg -(26272B / 25.66KB, 540x610) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>87213
and who is saudi arabia's greatest ally? Israel. the saudi royalty are literally jewish, some bloodline something or other puts their allegiance with you know whos. muslims and christians are just pawns of the joos.
I'm sure you know whos hands are propping up isis

There's no way Bush did not know of 911 before hand. 1) he was in a school reading to school children when it happened. FFS you have to be pic related for that not to be a dead give away. I was highly skeptical when i saw it happen... i wasnt even 11yo. I remember most of my peers thought it was fake or fishy too. then they went to college, now 10 years later they believe the official story lmao! 2)so many pop culture references to 911 before, it must be some sort of circlejerk freemason lizard shit prophecy, so skull n bones Bush of course knew.

And if you believe jumbo jet wouldnt get shot down or disabled for flying hours off course... or that they were able to hit the pentagon perfectly in a way that the plane melted into thin air...except for the serial# of the plane that left on the ground...case closed! Dr M, do you believe there were explosives in the twin towers? (of course for bldg 7, that is admitted as controlled demo) So who set the explosives?

Almost everything on the news, or history of anything, is faked and planned. history is written by the winners.

Happy birthday hitler, rip

Hardcore porn thread

View Thread Reply
!!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:57:02 EST SAN7luL4 No.86421
File: 1507762622947.jpg -(64040B / 62.54KB, 720x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hardcore porn thread
Personally I have lived my life under a rock with my cock.

I've never seen the quality tasteful human sexuality online!

So.....

MORMAN PORN THREAD!!!!
>>
Walter Cremmermore - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 05:27:20 EST WnfkeiCX No.86427 Reply
1507800440438.jpg -(25911B / 25.30KB, 479x440) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
haha assasinate honey boo boo? that's fuckin stupid
hehehe
he

404 not found

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 28 Oct 2017 16:46:56 EST +ae1TdC9 No.86607
File: 1509223616624.jpg -(34109B / 33.31KB, 500x467) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 404 not found
so what ever happened to that star trek thread? the one about retribution?
4 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Cedric Smallcocke - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 00:38:36 EST 96Sw0ziT No.86616 Reply
1509251916730.gif -(508759B / 496.83KB, 401x273) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>86608
was that the op though? did you delete the thread? not cool bro theres like 1 million other threads you could delete instead
>>
Guinan - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 22:15:20 EST HvMqUiMh No.86632 Reply
1509329720518.jpg -(45001B / 43.95KB, 650x496) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>86608
Lol that's not exactly what I said, but to be honest I got no interest in conspiring, I just make the drinks, I was just trying to give a bit of trolling.

Here, have an Andorian Ale on the house

jokes on you, they're all free, the Federation doesn't use money anymore
>>
Doris Fuckingson - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 02:02:35 EST aLQaZREq No.86641 Reply
Op of that thread here. You did not listen to reason. Now look what happened. The Dominion war has begun

"the human body is an interesting thing"

View Thread Reply
- Thu, 08 Mar 2018 10:36:18 EST u+SIojV8 No.87557
File: 1520523378829.jpg -(48289B / 47.16KB, 625x522) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. "the human body is an interesting thing"
-Jefferey Dahmer
2 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Fanny Clevingbanks - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 04:12:53 EST w4Bita4l No.87573 Reply
"Hey kids, want Pogo to make you disappear?"-John Gacy

The "Larry Miller" "Hair System" "for Men"

View Thread Reply
- Thu, 10 Nov 2016 00:45:24 EST Z96kHSza No.83461
File: 1478756724265.png -(15100B / 14.75KB, 728x90) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The "Larry Miller" "Hair System" "for Men"
The actor and comedian Larry Miller shows up at Carl's doorstep to try and sell him a toupee, the "Larry Miller Hair System". The toupee is made of painted and corrugated sheet metal, there's only one in existence, it's been returned at least once, and God told him to sell it to Carl so Larry can feed his "all-consuming" gambling addiction. (Carl: "Hm...so what's the catch?")

As part of the pitch, Larry uses a simulation machine in the back of his van to show Carl what his life would be like if he had hair. The simulation version of Carl is much slimmer, less slovenly and has a full head of hair, as well as a normal (if rather boring and saccharine) life with a wife, two kids and a stable job. Real-life Carl is initially confused by this ("I don't see any hookers...is it because I scared them away?"), but quickly becomes disgusted with his simulation self's healthy, polite and non-confrontational attitude, which he describes as "selling out".

Soon, Larry realizes they're close to AC Beach, he can "smell the cards", and runs off in a frenzy to go gamble, leaving Carl alone with the simulation machine. Carl thus sets about manipulating the life of the "other Carl", who can constantly hear the real Carl's voice but can't see him.

He starts demanding that his simulation self "grow a sack," which basically consists of doing all the things he would do, including staying up all night drinking beer, ordering a penis pump, sexually insulting his wife and turning a minor confrontation over the fax machine at work into physical violence.

Soon, simulation Carl is fired, and his wife leaves him and takes his kids. However, he still has one dignity, his hair, which the real Carl ensures that he gets rid of as well. Now jobless, wifeless, and hairless (just like the real Carl), the simulation version of Carl kills himself.

Later on Carl agrees to the hair system, which is attached to his skull with POP rivets like a fender from a body shop.
9 posts and 4 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:25:27 EST 9lk1yeaV No.85033 Reply
>>83543
Hoy OYP!! I iz a poleish plvmber I herr to fikps yov vateeor hiter?!
>>
Cedric Fuvinghall - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:06:53 EST TE2CYKvd No.85082 Reply
>>85033
Et vill vurkin, et vill vurkin! Do'hnt vurrie abowt et, do'hnt vurrie abowt ennytheen!

NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!

View Thread Reply
- Mon, 14 Nov 2016 01:00:11 EST cljtNQ83 No.83501
File: 1479103211206.jpg -(53137B / 51.89KB, 640x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!
I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek. I will now release your inner potential. It wasn't that much. It's all downhill from here. Do I look Catholic to you? It's your first time so I'll be gentle. Now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your assets. I am an adult! Stop making out with your boyfriend I can hear it from here! How does it feel to be the bronze medal? Every party needs a pooper that's why the invited you. Why are you still here? Sucks about your family but know who else lost his family? Batman. It is I your other half. Writing to you from our home planet. It has been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being. How are you doing? I'm doing great! I've got my own servant. Do you have a servant? He's kind of a tool... for my amusement! By the way if you're looking for a good time, hit up Earth. You could probably take them over, too, their defenses probably suuuck. We'll time for my sponge bath. Keep in touch! Your evil half. So I tell him I don't care who you are clean my jowels. Did you tell him to work the shaft? We don't even have those! Oh God natural light! I'm the guy who's not judging you by your appearance. He is the strongest of our race. You have been trained in the ancient ways, I believe in you. Waste his smug ass. Fool, if I had trained him in the new way he might have stood a chance. I do not know what a Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing.
5 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Phoebe Bicklehure - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:04:10 EST 0H4qYhWH No.86101 Reply
>>83501
(_)_) :::::::::::::::::~~~~THE SHADOW MASTERS ARE WATCHING YOU~~~~
>>
Nathaniel Bemblekock - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 08:43:57 EST s1X7dNj6 No.86102 Reply
>>86101

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Watchers of THE SHADOW MASTERS are watching you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Report Post
Reason
Note
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.