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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

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- Sat, 28 Oct 2017 16:46:56 EST +ae1TdC9 No.86607
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so what ever happened to that star trek thread? the one about retribution?
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Cedric Smallcocke - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 00:38:36 EST 96Sw0ziT No.86616 Reply
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was that the op though? did you delete the thread? not cool bro theres like 1 million other threads you could delete instead
Guinan - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 22:15:20 EST HvMqUiMh No.86632 Reply
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Lol that's not exactly what I said, but to be honest I got no interest in conspiring, I just make the drinks, I was just trying to give a bit of trolling.

Here, have an Andorian Ale on the house

jokes on you, they're all free, the Federation doesn't use money anymore
Doris Fuckingson - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 02:02:35 EST aLQaZREq No.86641 Reply
Op of that thread here. You did not listen to reason. Now look what happened. The Dominion war has begun

"the human body is an interesting thing"

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- Thu, 08 Mar 2018 10:36:18 EST u+SIojV8 No.87557
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-Jefferey Dahmer
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Fanny Clevingbanks - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 04:12:53 EST w4Bita4l No.87573 Reply
"Hey kids, want Pogo to make you disappear?"-John Gacy

The "Larry Miller" "Hair System" "for Men"

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- Thu, 10 Nov 2016 00:45:24 EST Z96kHSza No.83461
File: 1478756724265.png -(15100B / 14.75KB, 728x90) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The "Larry Miller" "Hair System" "for Men"
The actor and comedian Larry Miller shows up at Carl's doorstep to try and sell him a toupee, the "Larry Miller Hair System". The toupee is made of painted and corrugated sheet metal, there's only one in existence, it's been returned at least once, and God told him to sell it to Carl so Larry can feed his "all-consuming" gambling addiction. (Carl: "Hm...so what's the catch?")

As part of the pitch, Larry uses a simulation machine in the back of his van to show Carl what his life would be like if he had hair. The simulation version of Carl is much slimmer, less slovenly and has a full head of hair, as well as a normal (if rather boring and saccharine) life with a wife, two kids and a stable job. Real-life Carl is initially confused by this ("I don't see any hookers...is it because I scared them away?"), but quickly becomes disgusted with his simulation self's healthy, polite and non-confrontational attitude, which he describes as "selling out".

Soon, Larry realizes they're close to AC Beach, he can "smell the cards", and runs off in a frenzy to go gamble, leaving Carl alone with the simulation machine. Carl thus sets about manipulating the life of the "other Carl", who can constantly hear the real Carl's voice but can't see him.

He starts demanding that his simulation self "grow a sack," which basically consists of doing all the things he would do, including staying up all night drinking beer, ordering a penis pump, sexually insulting his wife and turning a minor confrontation over the fax machine at work into physical violence.

Soon, simulation Carl is fired, and his wife leaves him and takes his kids. However, he still has one dignity, his hair, which the real Carl ensures that he gets rid of as well. Now jobless, wifeless, and hairless (just like the real Carl), the simulation version of Carl kills himself.

Later on Carl agrees to the hair system, which is attached to his skull with POP rivets like a fender from a body shop.
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Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:25:27 EST 9lk1yeaV No.85033 Reply
Hoy OYP!! I iz a poleish plvmber I herr to fikps yov vateeor hiter?!
Cedric Fuvinghall - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:06:53 EST TE2CYKvd No.85082 Reply
Et vill vurkin, et vill vurkin! Do'hnt vurrie abowt et, do'hnt vurrie abowt ennytheen!


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- Mon, 14 Nov 2016 01:00:11 EST cljtNQ83 No.83501
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I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek. I will now release your inner potential. It wasn't that much. It's all downhill from here. Do I look Catholic to you? It's your first time so I'll be gentle. Now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your assets. I am an adult! Stop making out with your boyfriend I can hear it from here! How does it feel to be the bronze medal? Every party needs a pooper that's why the invited you. Why are you still here? Sucks about your family but know who else lost his family? Batman. It is I your other half. Writing to you from our home planet. It has been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being. How are you doing? I'm doing great! I've got my own servant. Do you have a servant? He's kind of a tool... for my amusement! By the way if you're looking for a good time, hit up Earth. You could probably take them over, too, their defenses probably suuuck. We'll time for my sponge bath. Keep in touch! Your evil half. So I tell him I don't care who you are clean my jowels. Did you tell him to work the shaft? We don't even have those! Oh God natural light! I'm the guy who's not judging you by your appearance. He is the strongest of our race. You have been trained in the ancient ways, I believe in you. Waste his smug ass. Fool, if I had trained him in the new way he might have stood a chance. I do not know what a Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing.
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Phoebe Bicklehure - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:04:10 EST 0H4qYhWH No.86101 Reply
(_)_) :::::::::::::::::~~~~THE SHADOW MASTERS ARE WATCHING YOU~~~~
Nathaniel Bemblekock - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 08:43:57 EST s1X7dNj6 No.86102 Reply

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Watchers of THE SHADOW MASTERS are watching you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Someone I Know

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- Mon, 26 Mar 2018 04:06:24 EST mNQFi9ML No.87682
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Was kidnapped by Aliens in Washington back in 2015. Im pretty sure that two people close to me were abducted while they were travelling through Washington state.

I beleive this due to the distances they were traveling by car through the state. They spent a week or two in the state and traveled through the state at least three times. Being somewhat clairvoyant I sense a strong difference in their personality. The two people have developped abilities that they did not have previous to their trip.

I beleive that one of the two people has been outright replaced by an ET while the other had simply been manipulated.
Gayman - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 11:13:00 EST Mr4eytC+ No.87684 Reply
One time I passed out and woke up with an inability to process dairy, so yeah you're not special

Alt right got it all wrong?

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- Sun, 25 Mar 2018 06:20:41 EST 19j1CmxZ No.87670
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Niffty title huh? I’ve been looking into the alt right because i knew nothing about them and wanted to learn more because they are the new boogie man. And as far as i can tell there are a few major and minor issues with them.

>they never talk about eugenics.
This to me is the strongest logical argument against ethno-nationalist. Eugenics was the argument hitler made, and it was a stronger argument. They tend to focus on race only and point to lower iqs and higher crime rates in minority communities. While this is true, there is a better predictor of criminality and that is intelligence. People with lower IQs tend to comit more crimes over all. So we wouldn’t we be better over all if we just prevented stupid people from breeding by removing all socail services, and then encourage them not not breed with incentives like alowing childless people access to socail services? Also by encouraged smart fucks to breed more with incentives like a removal of income taxes for them? And couldn’t a less extreme libertarian president make such a thing a reality without violating the constitution or killing anyone?
>checkered histories.
Mike enoch apparently had a jewish wife who did racist Christmas poem on there podcast.
Weev has named the jew but in my limited research hes always criticized only zionism. I kinda feel sorry for him and think maybe the fact he got fucked so hard by the fbi for no reason kinda messed him up. But everything else i could find only hinted to mild sympathy with hitler and Germany. That i would describe as rational and well rounded veiw of history. Andrew anglin was described by classmates as a vegan who wore vegan skate shoes and had dreadlocks. As well as being friendly and nice. Some other dude whos name im forgeting right now got b& from his radio job for daring to question the race IQ question live on air. I think its important to note because every major player that i looked into has been unfairly FUUUCKED by some establishment that would make them very bitter and angry, and motivated by revenge. Opposed to a deeply sincere long held Philosophical Belief. To stright up suspicious in the case of mike enoch. The only exception I could find to this was Richard Spencer and Andrew to a certain extent although that might change.
>the inevitable tribalism problem.
By encouraging tribalism it is a inevitability that the group will turn in on its self once the orginal enemy is delt with. This is another reason why the eugenics argument is stronger. Because once the jews and blacks are gone people will call into question the greeks, slavs, and Spanish. And wonder if they are really white enough. With a eugenics your simply relying on the merits of each individual and what they can contribute to the gene pool.

Now the /tinfoil/ part. Do you think with all this bullshit with pepe being named a hate symbol to internet culture and people being right of center being labeled “””problematic””” that the alt right and antifa types are controled opposition? I clearly do not support the alt right but because they exist it gives the government and Private organizations a scapegoat to shut down free speech. Just look at whats been going on in England! And i worry as the left gets more and more radical its going to full the right to the point that things get violent. Then the government finds a reason to shut down “”””hate speech”””” and we get censored internet among other things. So do you think the alt right is pushing us towards a Socialist or communist nation like Sweden?
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Eugene Dridgeson - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 15:53:16 EST L/ue6Tjr No.87677 Reply
This is a real conspiracy though. TRS is more contrived than the Tea Party even was. It's a cliche example of a controlled opposition group.
Lillian Worthingwater - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 19:04:42 EST 7Ra+eU96 No.87678 Reply
>a real conspiracy though
yeah right, whatever dude, a copy and pasted alt right politics blog is not tinfoil, bigfoot is tinfoil


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- Fri, 23 Mar 2018 12:39:56 EST mRS1D+NM No.87658
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are Cults.

Everyone knows that tho right?
Gayman - Fri, 23 Mar 2018 14:25:08 EST hCfoVY4O No.87659 Reply
This is not /pol/ go to /b/ with that plebeian nonsense
Archie Docklebure - Sat, 24 Mar 2018 10:05:58 EST JLRt5AC6 No.87663 Reply
words don't mean anything anymore i guess so sure, [bad thing] is *actually* [other bad thing] if it fits in a tweet, you fucking moron

Semi famous comedian Bob Sagget in brown face

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- Thu, 28 Dec 2017 21:41:08 EST ToC5tUAV No.87086
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And some said that the game studio was the bad choice...
Gayman - Fri, 23 Mar 2018 03:58:23 EST hCfoVY4O No.87656 Reply
I heard that on kotaku they said that Square Enix was worse than March of Eagles, Polygon and IMDB backed them up, and I was like come on leave the poor defenseless billion dollar company alone it's 3 on 1, not fair!

my computer is bugged by the man in an act of coorporate espionage

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- Fri, 02 Mar 2018 09:59:20 EST YDWdKcHy No.87481
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cops have been leaking valuable market data into the wild destabilizing the market through facebook I've studied soc
Ernest Pocklock - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 10:05:37 EST YDWdKcHy No.87485 Reply
I lived in a cleanroom the only data being sent was on facebook
Ernest Pocklock - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 10:07:47 EST YDWdKcHy No.87486 Reply
pretty sure it's the state trying to regulate the market ... completely laughable

Subjectdream I had

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- Fri, 23 Feb 2018 11:23:38 EST +SWuBkSl No.87412
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I had a dream I was murdered by a witch. I woke up burned sacred heart I heard a woman and then after time she left . she

Russian witches with fake polygraphs

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- Tue, 13 Feb 2018 04:57:21 EST s/NwJXGR No.87386
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There are possible russian witches with fake polygraphs in the us that were us in origin that have been infultrating the us since the obama era they were leaked to me by a possible security contractor they went to russia and now are leaving near untraceable traces in society it's all attack and the defense vector is knowing that they're lying memories prove it

Kirt IS Big Hentai

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- Tue, 30 Jan 2018 11:05:25 EST CtNny6zy No.87322
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Why are you all so blind to the truth!
Does no-one care about this revelation?!
How can you all be so blind!?
Unless... you're ALL in on it!!
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 01:49:11 EST AIckUWlj No.87332 Reply
I thought it was the weed that turned my booty raw, but it was actually all the fat women I porked over the years...

So I turn on my pray station today and what do I find?

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!!6N4WUaSg - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 13:27:07 EST lrc4yeMX No.85868
File: 1500226027712.png -(465239B / 454.33KB, 741x439) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So I turn on my pray station today and what do I find?
Sodomy and hot blue alien sex fornication!

Clearly these makers of "Ass Effect" think that the good lord is watching!

Clearly something must be done!

Don't worry I have a plan!

I will travel land and water to reach LA so I can tell EA to FO into the PO

How will I do that you ask?

by collecting 65 million in donations to buy a Gulf Stream jet!!!

Praise Jesus!
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Ernest Beddletet - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 02:35:11 EST NATKY1W/ No.85977 Reply
>I bear the distinction of being the only ordained minister ever bleeped on The Phil Donahue Show for the use of "colorful metaphors."
I love this sentence...........
Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 17:53:10 EST h2+1e1Q1 No.87303 Reply
Phil Donahue can I am a massive chode please sit on my face

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