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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated March 22)
I was on a beach by Vajeana Hurtz muh Shirtz - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 15:39:07 EST ID:oY8sAP/q No.87064 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Eating a sandwich throwing rocks
I bit the rock and threw the sandwich
people saw


Let's map this conspiracy /tinfoil/ by Shit Cluzzleput - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 02:24:49 EST ID:kGBybj4v No.81250 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm hot on the heels of something big guys, help me drag the full plot out into the light

Rules: Everyone add one more image and a connection line to a previous image, and include a brief explanation of the connection between the two.

For example, the whole mistake that turned me onto this plot, Did you know Dick's Sporting Goods was set up as a shell company in Richard Nixon's name BY Dwight Eisenhower as a front for the military industrial complex? He wanted to appear against it publicly but needed a secret way to buy guns for the government in preparation for the Vietnam War. He used Nixon's impeccable credit score to open the first Dick's sporting goods in the second half of his second term.

Take us down the rabbit hole.
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Samuel Shittingwater - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 23:41:57 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.87060 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81417
its a shame no one kept this up :(
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Archie Blabberman - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 02:56:08 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87060

Be the change.
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 11:16:46 EST ID:XA0vHCTB No.87063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87061
Fuck you Obama


Christms Conspiracy? by Charlotte Sashneck - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 16:05:09 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87030 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So what are some of the conspiracies surrounding christmas?

I know that the christians basically stole the holiday from folk religions who celebrated the winter solstice.

But are there any devious things behind christmas?
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 21:01:01 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87044
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
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Walter Crittingcocke - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 19:35:01 EST ID:dzQN2UOX No.87054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87044
How are robots powered by the wishes of children?
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 19:46:36 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87054
Well thanks to the internet it's way simpler than one would think.


Happy holigays by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 12:39:46 EST ID:0OazMPjb No.87049 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whao Jesus wouldn't like that
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Simon Mevinghall - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 14:38:53 EST ID:Ojkg7bXb No.87052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87049
No he wouldn't
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George Lightson - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 19:33:53 EST ID:Tp3HTZoj No.87053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87050
Fucking Buttmas
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Vajeana Hurtz JESUS WAS Lunar (..(..)=========D - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 13:12:32 EST ID:nwuYXjc/ No.87074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87053
God said that Coldplay is gay


The Fringe Zone by StasConstantineHASHTAGpassword - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 14:42:16 EST ID:oVWJxLCc No.87034 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup /x/, I'm launching a server called "The Fringe Zone" to discuss any fringy, "pseudo"scientific and other oddities of our strange world, including conspiracy theories and alternative theories to the mainstream
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StasConstantineHASHTAGpassword - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 15:20:49 EST ID:oVWJxLCc No.87035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87034
mb a link would help https://discord.gg/aNj5fUY

nb, don't worry
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Martha Bronkinfield - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 21:19:50 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87034


The 58th flavor of Hienz ketchup by Vajeana Hurtz - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 00:07:58 EST ID:hCfoVY4O No.87026 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lore holds it that knights formed an ancient order to protect it.
Columbus sailed to the New World to hide it.
The founding fathers believed it was to powerful for any one man.
now a wacky step dad try's to bond with his long lost step son on a fishing trip, all laughs aboard for "Ketchup ya Later" starting Ice Cube and the fat kid from 2 and a half men, this summer the laughs have never been cheaper!


Finally a plan to save /tinfoil/ by Vajeana Hurtz - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:49:35 EST ID:+e3tQYx6 No.87004 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"Don't worry; I have a plan. For the past century I've been seeding book publishers with the idea of writing self-help books with names like '... For Dummies' and 'An Idiot's Guide to ...', and I invested in a manufacturing company in the Ikea Norse Hive when it was called 'Sweden'. Centuries later these and many other ideas will bear fruit in a push-button, turnkey, E-Z Bake oven colony procedure tool I will call "THE STANDARD TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT" and it will enable the most humble among us to reap the benefit of the stars!"
"... E-Z Bake oven, your highness?"
"Ah, an idea before your time. Actually not one of mine; clever little thing. I liked the frosting that came with the cake mixes."

ok I admit I fucked up my toastie but beware!



Weather reports are showing that urban I see rain by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 22:32:51 EST ID:AjiBtyS4 No.86999 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Like if it's wet outside it's gonna or is rain
This is real weather man no make up
A phone is not a balloon
How do you plan for day is day and night is night
Because there is no sunlight at night hold us on earth
If you look up you fall off earth
That is why shoe are made of plastic or rubber and why baseball shoes have tiny nails in them to stop mentally retarded people for coming off the ground.
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Hugh Pagglefuck - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 03:30:02 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86999

too deep OP. you must get all the laydies.
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Cyril Farrydane - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 03:46:52 EST ID:MpBA6bv9 No.87001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86999
>87000
Double trips, sweet!


What's if I give I to up and let you down??? by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 03:35:10 EST ID:AjiBtyS4 No.86996 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Wyatts dish are so high you know TV is a rip off and you know it's far as I'm concerned you know radio is biased comic relief died a few years ago and I Mina comedies not really very funny anymore because you know there's just there's too much alcohol I mean you know it's never enough so there's always too much and you know that's why these comedy clubs have a two drink minimum

I just saw Star Wars the last Jedi and I approve you know I mean I think it's really quite a fan fantastic of motion picture or you know I mean I was really Coleman Faneuil Scott the infinity gauntlet before I can't miss ever dean you know she fired the arrow straight into the the board cube and then it just blew up and I thought that was to tits I mean it was amazing.

later after several severe blows to the head I'm headed to work my way to a bar but they apparently just been clock for selling alcohol to minors so you know I was like well where do I go to get the farmers bar and they hit me over the head with a bottle stole my wallet and yeah how they put my phone somewhere I don't want to mention it was my butt.

You know I think he is really got a conundrum on their hands after the Star Wars battlefront Abarca let me know you know after this I was just like oh you know me and you know it it it's just you know I mean they lost so much money and it's like going to be it's going to be bad but more than that you know it's like you know they're there just going to be debilitated with shame and they're just going to temple up in a ball like a dying star and just collapse on the pavement tell her it's like a liquid case to fail tell the stocks into the cracks and compasses of the concrete trying to find equilibrium with their weird destroy sense of self righteousness or something out parking now.
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Cedric Gossleman - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 08:41:16 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86996

Dont worry about it OP! its christmas! just smile and dont worry about it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bxlo68HcjY
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 20:55:16 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86996


End of The World or some Shit? by Frederick Picklelock - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 18:25:15 EST ID:BvhcAgxe No.86943 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well the Antichrist has declared Jerusalem the true capital of Isreal. What comes next, plagues or something?
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Walter Pellerlock - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 19:21:45 EST ID:W7Xo6J2D No.86979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>What comes next, plagues or something?
Well, we can already check off the one about a plague of frogs, right?
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Wesley Grimridge - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 14:22:26 EST ID:frp/O02Z No.86987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86979
That's the exact part where this timeline diverged from the apocalypse one. I made a pact with Baal once when I was on the brink of death, promised I would help ushering in the apocalypse. Became a vessel for Kek, was sorta possessed by it going all "kekekeke" in the hospital. Unleashed him on the internet without fully realizing it even a year later, just kept repeating "kek", I wanted it to replace "lel" which was very popular at the time. I had a strange eery feeling about it all. Anyway I supposed to be backed into a corner involving a certain psychokiller which I am unsure of how exactly he came to find me, there was a sense like he spied on me or something. Anyway it was supposed to like a coinflip where each side Baal would win, I would die and the story of it would have killed the chans. This is where Kek's trickery comes in and the coin landed on its edge and I took an impossible third route where none of those happen. Beating Baal at his own game. The true intricacies of this plot, have for more many details which frankly I rather not share, playing with hellfire here just telling what I did here. Anyway why tell this story? Well I am certain beyond anything that this is the good timeline, the one you want to be in. It's a calculated plot, Baals simulations never predicted such an outcome, 1 in a pentillian chance. One of those strange parody universes where the frog wins. Things will get cartooney as shit. I don't know what Trump's game is, but I wouldn't worry about ww3
May god have mercy on my soul
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 16:50:24 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86987


Tinfoil literacy test by Fucking Fupperhutch - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 17:00:04 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86923 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ok I need to know if the mongoloids that inhabit this page can actually read so here is a test:

Rules:
Try to identify the literary quotes below:

>we happy few, we band of brothers!

>who wrote "War and Peace"

>"down power line, ride the whip"

>"when in the course of human events..."

Now score yourself
100% = Your average human
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Jenny Chorringnit - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 04:00:33 EST ID:tl6y8aes No.86925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86923
Nigga, u gay..
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Vajeana Hurtz - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 14:43:27 EST ID:AtnokeE9 No.86977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86925
Steel vaginas


Is Outback Steakhouse a Satanic Cult? by Augustus Shittingville - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 01:10:24 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86918 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YljiPJfLFBE
I can't even... this shit is crazy
why will people believe anything?
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Walter Clammlemune - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 16:09:35 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86946
I think that it's just a very large amount of grease and frying oils.
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Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 18:39:17 EST ID:4bV1+P+X No.86955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86954
So my blood pressure is not due manstration??? Or Satan???
Yeah I know it rhymes because I'm a certain famous wrestler
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Rebecca Gobberville - Mon, 11 Dec 2017 20:16:43 EST ID:UkaR6Pot No.86958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86918
GTFO of here you fucking shill, no one cares about your shitty Youtube channel.


Eat science to soon after swimming on a full sandwich? by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 02:33:15 EST ID:4bV1+P+X No.86952 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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And she died from an angry hymen


Puzzlin' Evidence by Samuel Bepperfuck - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 13:32:27 EST ID:mt5P2Ke6 No.86948 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you ever run out of kleenex, paper towels, and toilet paper at the SAME TIME!?

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
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Charlotte Panningshit - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 19:40:00 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86948
that everything I do... I do it foooooor yooooouu.......

what ever happened to Brian Adams?
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 00:46:38 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86948
Do you ever spill your beer on your keyboard then proceed to smash it on concrete when it doesn't work?I have...
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Ian Hembledock - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 14:10:36 EST ID:38fXCC7w No.86951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86950
Ding Dong Bannu!


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