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Royal Bloodline by Cyril Hannerwidge - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 03:07:21 EST ID:ggWvftIi No.84371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Trump is in the bloodline as well

Is there anything to this?
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Henry Wirringnon - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 06:22:49 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84371

In a way it is correct, because all life exists from a single moment, a moment in where both life and death exists and broke off from eachother and created space between life and death and in this space life and death live in harmony, forming together over billions of years, resulting in 1 in a billion chances that a structure would have all the right conditions to then support life of tiny little bugs, which over billions of years evolved and grew into other creatures which evolved into other creatures which evolved into other creatures until one day a stupid monkey starving for food finds a bunch of mushrooms and eats them for sustinance and in that message he heard the word of god, which told him, that he was it, that he was the almighty powerful one, which lead to his intelligence to grow and grow which eventually lead him to being able to out smart the alpha males and become supreme.
That man, the hyper intelligent chief, killed all other competition and had many children with the women and used the weaker males to go out and collect food for his children, Then as time continues to progress the same pattern repeats over and over intelligence outsmarting the old intelligence and so on so forth, until we find ourself in the present moment, still tiny little bugs trapped in a space between life and death, we are all brother and sisters, we are all one, we are all molecules stuck to a giant rock whom all came from the same exact moment, which was, the big bang. Bazingabells.

No, seriously though, [citation needed] indeed op!
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Barnaby Cuzzlestock - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 11:42:02 EST ID:fmivkfPO No.84375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84373
Whoa watch out for this guy! He must have just finished watching the cosmos in his remedial science classes.
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Henry Wirringnon - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 17:24:57 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84375

Woah watch out for... for.... why have you hurt me? what have i done to you? im not a bad person! :( why have you done this?
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The Boat - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 09:13:28 EST ID:YEIVPz5I No.84377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84373
Like far out dude...
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Fanny Hibberman - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 11:12:26 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84377

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC2k6oixK5Y

I didnt know you were cheech and chong The Boat.
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Fuck Claywell - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 11:40:47 EST ID:cfK+Gs52 No.84379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84376
No. No you're not. God, it's like you just use words you randomly hear to sound smart. Now you're being transcendent.
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Fanny Hibberman - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 18:46:59 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84379

umm excuse me, i am ciscendent thank you very much!

nah, all jokes aside i have no idea how to reply to this. thank you for the compliment? :)
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Esther Grimwill - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 20:44:35 EST ID:kqzJfmiq No.84381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84380
I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies.
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Hamilton Boblingstock - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 00:53:42 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84381

What? Why? i dont understand why you dont like me :(
Am i not allowed to make terrible jokes?

Am i not hip enough to spend time with you?
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Samuel Cimmerbon - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 03:47:20 EST ID:k3u81Noj No.84384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the next president. 420chan has become very important in my plans. But hey, you guys probably aren't interested in all that shit. It's not that exciting anyways.
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Hamilton Boblingstock - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 08:15:15 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84384

WTF Kanwe Yest browses 420chan? i knew he was stealing all my cool ideas, but now its #confirmed.
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Phyllis Suzzlebotch - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 23:28:23 EST ID:iLXByXy+ No.84387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WOuld be cool to see a genealogy tree
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The Boat - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 11:24:10 EST ID:YEIVPz5I No.84388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84386
This one time I heard about this rapper that buys something ever thirty minutes and saves all his receipts on him so he has an alibi all the time, seemed like /tinfoil/ level paranoia ;)

Pic related is my work water pipe, it keeps the bad people out......
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Edward Blovingshaw - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 23:52:06 EST ID:g/++vXyi No.84389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
100% troll: tinfoil
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Cedric Fannerwill - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 11:34:23 EST ID:COlkmSDs No.84394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84371

Yep definitely, albeit it is stretched back many generations. Bushes, Clintons, and Obama are all fairly closely related. Trump's uncle was the one who was tasked to review Tesla's work when Tesla died and then he gave all of Tesla's research to the FBI. The FBI ordered him to review all of Tesla's documents, research, posessions, etc. I think that's kind of odd, I wonder what Trump knows about Tesla
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Esther Pabberstirk - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 11:46:06 EST ID:i8H4JveG No.84395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84371
>2017
>using memes in an argument

ISHYGDDT
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Reuben Fobbersire - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 23:20:59 EST ID:KdMi7qX8 No.84428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's a good chance everyone in this thread has royal blood. Learn your family tree.

/thread
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 19:59:09 EST ID:fiLJBlvt No.84456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84388 I'm pretty sure that was a stand-up comedian joke. I can't remember who though... Aries Spears? Dave Chappelle?
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 20:00:48 EST ID:fiLJBlvt No.84457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428 I read somewhere that Genghis Khan got so much ass that a large portion of Asian people can trace their ancestry back to him.
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William Nittinghall - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:25:50 EST ID:aDepzgeS No.84458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84457
White people too actually. Although it's a much smaller percentage.

Were all related by raping and pillaging
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The Boat - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:29:00 EST ID:X9noGdhK No.84459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84458
You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange!
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:59:50 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428
So... what you're saying is we've all been President this whole time, and we didn't even know it???
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Eliza Pirrystid - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:05:25 EST ID:MyHrh7t/ No.84472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84470
Well I mean that's what they tell you in high school. I don't know, I don't actually vote.


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