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Are Aliens Real?

- Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:00:51 EST Kfm7mgYP No.84227
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Do you guys thing Aliens (from out of space) are real? do you think they are secretly running the world?


The Boat - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:52:10 EST sW72PFys No.84229 Reply
Whao hold up there are saying that I can pay this man to cook my books in this and other dementions??? That's so great because my buffets always make fat tourists sick after they enjoy a delicious Wolf Cola off the coast of Baja, or scenic Hungary

Truly my tax problems are solved

>but not international waters gambling problems!!!
Reuben Greenwater - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:17:25 EST Kfm7mgYP No.84231 Reply


i heard that aliens are super intelligent, im sure they would help you cook the books really well, i mean look at donald trump he definitely has aliens as accountants.

if you need to launder money im sure aliens could help you with setting up a laundromat super easy.
Ernest Bodgestock - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:02:43 EST Kfm7mgYP No.84237 Reply

Well, like, umm,You know what that stephen hawkings dude said "ignorance is bliss"

I honestly just hire aliens to do everything for me, like wash my clothes and dishes and even clean my apartment! it gets a bit weird after a while with their bug eyes and funny talking, but hey, they want the work, why not give it to em. amirite?
The Archmage - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 01:01:24 EST ki1bNpOV No.84240 Reply
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I'm reporting you to the local authorities. You better watch your ass holmes.
Ernest Bodgestock - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 01:54:41 EST Kfm7mgYP No.84241 Reply

Please dont Archie. Remember all the fun times we had? i.. i ... i... i love you babe, please dont dob on me, im a good girl i've just made a few mistakes, come on baby *holds your hand* remember when we first fell in love darling? remember how happy we were? you dont want to ruin all those memories do you babe? i love you.
The Archmage - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 10:02:11 EST 0aSIvKob No.84242 Reply
How about no. I want a divorce and I never wanna see my kids again or even call them on their birthdays.
George Wenkinnere - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 04:37:49 EST XzXuStw0 No.84244 Reply

:( I just told Archina and Archie Jr that you done love them and dont want to see them anymore and they cast depression spells on eachother :(
Why have you done this Archibald?! Why have you taught your children crying magic before you teach them camping on holiday magic WHY!? WHY!?!.

I spoke to your mother about you leaving me and she says that you've always been like this, you just vanish into a puff of smoke.

Im just glad they have their uncle The Boat to keep them company and how to not capsise in strong seas.

Even though you want a divorce, i still love you darling :( i remember the first time you pulled a rabbit out of a hat out of a briefcase out of a joke shop which you constructed using popsicle sticks, you're cutting me in half but i can still feel my legs.
Ill wait for you, always, i know that one day you will break out of the chains you have locked yourself up in, rise to the surface so i may feel your warm embrace once again.

Ill never sign any divorce papers, not while i still love you so deeply, you've cast a spell on my heart and every time it beats it says "archie".
The Archmage - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 22:46:33 EST uh2JEJYc No.84251 Reply
Jokes on you. I faked every orgasm. Those ain't my kids.

I'm a mage. It seems you were tricked by a mere illusionist. Criss Angel is a hack and don't even get me started on David Blaine...
Albert Sundlebodge - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 00:22:06 EST Kfm7mgYP No.84253 Reply

you dont need to orgasm to expel your man juice into my baby factory, they are your children, why do you think they are called Archina and Archie Jr? because they are your kids, which you are abandoning.

What are your thoughts on Dynamo? he said he is a better mage than you btw.
chess boards are for stupid gamees memorize puss - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:57:52 EST BOfFODzI No.86814 Reply
get downtown on an alien vagine
what else is going on when the taco seasoning is on point

you think you know about for rides but imagine real spicy sausage from space
space dick the wriggle with you never swum in so much of your own cum
George Hezzleterk - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:01:09 EST 9EWNw2RC No.86829 Reply
I think theres plenty of evidence proving they exist. I see the kind of phenomena in the op pretty regularly. I think the ones that show themselves like this are just watching over us waiting for us to get to a point where peaceful contact can be made.
Beatrice Crendlestutch - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 21:20:06 EST 7Ra+eU96 No.86831 Reply
I think humanity is a much more likely explanation i.e.

the people who believe in aliens go on /tinfoil/ + everyone who goes on /tinfoil/ is a slavering moron = fish
George Sunkinwater - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 21:37:49 EST SghHgiPZ No.86832 Reply
The humans that have that tech now would never show themselves like that. They want to keep aliens on the dl remember? Or they want to cause fear. Seeing a star shoot across the sky and turn 90 degrees is not scary its eye opening.

You are a shill || you are the product of shilling == braindead>>86831
Ian Dacklefag - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 05:17:34 EST gLuTJj4h No.86853 Reply
Why would they be?

Do you go outside and sit by anthills and tell the ants what to do?
Shit Grimville - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 06:21:08 EST ZcKMNawS No.86854 Reply

yes? i was riding along a path and a big lizard was like im sitting here and im like "come on little buddy, move" and then it moved.
Walter Dellerbat - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 15:10:46 EST y44EgglL No.86855 Reply
I think if greys are real they are Avatars for higher beings to serve as a conduit
Lydia Fuckingridge - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 17:22:24 EST 1gKakLwB No.86857 Reply
They are interested in our trees.
Fuck Fullystock - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 05:12:07 EST ZcKMNawS No.86860 Reply

I love this, i really do because it makes so much sense.
Lillian Favingfield - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 05:44:06 EST gLuTJj4h No.86861 Reply
That's not good, we're destroying most of all of the trees in the world to make space for more cities.
Fuck Fullystock - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 17:29:05 EST ZcKMNawS No.86863 Reply

they are destroying trees to give them to aliens so they will leave us alone.
Nicholas Turveyfield - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:24:56 EST YgunoiSd No.86873 Reply
I think aliens are real as in there is other life in this universe. I dont believe they are here yet.
Betsy Bluckleputch - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 14:38:23 EST jmpuHGVy No.86874 Reply
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No, either they're here now or don't exist at all, you can't have it both ways.
Angus Cunnermotch - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 21:48:16 EST L/ue6Tjr No.89133 Reply
Fuck you, aliens are why we're building a wall.

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