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Women aren't real.

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- Mon, 02 Oct 2017 14:37:13 EST 1FwXHpsW No.86348
File: 1506969433689.jpg -(313975B / 306.62KB, 1920x2379) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Women aren't real.
Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.
Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.

The end result of this is that the woman-creature either repoduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the 'father' at all. They are clonse manufcatured just like cheese puffs in the womens' ship. These clones are genetically predisposed to seek out women to be hosts for' this is why you find yourself sexually attracted to women even though our species is monosex. In addition to this genetic tempering, the women use their political power (they are in control of every government and company on earth) and brainwashing techniques.
They tell you from birth that the major indicator of success is a wife. You must get a wife, they say. You must lose your virginity, they say. This has been proven as very effective, as some people spiral into a deep depression when they cannot do what their demon overlords tell them to.

Feminism is a recent development in the woman-creature's reign. It is a result of a paradigm shift in their ruling techniques. It has been decided that they should adopt a much stricter, direct method of influence. They are pushing for greater promiscuity, doing everything they can to make sure that as many new woman-creatures as possible are produced. They are obviously going to try to implement a New World Order soon.

We must do everything in our power to make sure that this horrible goal is not realised. We must stay away from woman-creatures at all cost. Do no let them near you, my human bretheren. Do not trust the pheromones they spew. Do not talk to them. Do not let them know that you know.
Stay safe, my friends.
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Doris Worthingwill - Tue, 03 Oct 2017 05:12:37 EST s1X7dNj6 No.86350 Reply
>>86348

this is racist toward my gender. please stop this before i call my brother who is like a key member in our local chapter of anti-fa.
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Fanny Funderhadge - Tue, 03 Oct 2017 07:40:06 EST B1RlQDuT No.86351 Reply
>>86350
>racist toward my gender
It's time to stop posting... joking or not, have some fucking standards for christs sake.
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Lydia Dumblewill - Tue, 03 Oct 2017 22:18:34 EST LfbAiRTi No.86355 Reply
>>86353
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!
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Matilda Hiblingsodge - Wed, 04 Oct 2017 09:34:43 EST Dc+c3e6g No.86356 Reply
>>86353
fuck off, no one is forcing you to be here

this is OUR utopia
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Toki Stonemane - Wed, 04 Oct 2017 13:56:48 EST xsPAS5Lo No.86357 Reply
>>86356
THEY'RE forcing us to stay there, god why would anyone want to stay here anyways?
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Reuben Gunnerridge - Wed, 04 Oct 2017 16:58:16 EST s1X7dNj6 No.86360 Reply
>>86357

shit they are onto us comrade dayman, stop drinking vodka and playing with Matryoshka, this is code red. вaу, я думaл, чтo этo будeт рaбoтaть лучшe
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 04 Oct 2017 23:28:40 EST ZG2RNzE3 No.86362 Reply
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>>86360
Your small type is the weapon of the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE TO MAKE CAPS LOCK THE PROLITARIATES FONT!
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Jack Sorringsuck - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 05:38:09 EST s1X7dNj6 No.86364 Reply
>>86362

WHOOPS SORRY I MISSED THE MEMO, DOH! I HOPE THIS IS BETTER? WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS I THINK THEY ARE ONTO OUR BAMBOOZLEMENTS :( WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:13:24 EST ZG2RNzE3 No.86367 Reply
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>>86364
Caps locks are the font of godless dickless commie pinko bastards!
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William Picklefuck - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 13:14:27 EST t77ltkLE No.86388 Reply
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Is this copypasta? I've read something along these lines before.
Anyway why stop at women? Why not theorize that everyone except for you is a doppelganger who is meant to convince you that you are one of them when you're not? It ensures even more paranoia.
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Hugh Gooddale - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 08:33:04 EST /OymX4S0 No.86397 Reply
>>86388
No, wait. I know WHO I am. I am me. That other me is not me. I can see the paranoia but it's relatively simple.
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Rebecca Claystone - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 13:32:18 EST dzQN2UOX No.86406 Reply
>>86397
How do you know that the other you doesn't think that they're the real you too. How would you be able to tell who's the most real?
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Charlotte Farringchat - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 23:05:00 EST +uymr+IV No.86439 Reply
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>>86367
U WUT M8

I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE THE ART THAT GOES INTO CAPSLOCK POSTS
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Nell Crallyforth - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 15:27:40 EST cBWuf6cx No.86441 Reply
the illusion of women was fabricated by alien technology to attribute feminine qualities to our growing character
these qualities are often useless unnesscary and worst of all negative and can be compared to brainwashing
honestly i would rather be a terrorist and blow myself up and shit
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Phyllis Pogglecocke - Mon, 16 Oct 2017 05:34:28 EST +uymr+IV No.86451 Reply
is there a way to see what is happening when you are having penis to vagina intercourse, or is that actually a false memory fabricated to perpetuate the myth that women are not some kind of demon or alien?

i'm wondering if i could actually see their demon fold or whatever it is that is pleasing my manly hood like YUM
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Edwin Brookson - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 08:08:09 EST /mIDNxKn No.87849 Reply
But without me, you're only you.
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Hedda Dettinggold - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:13:47 EST DyLjzaDu No.87859 Reply
>>86451
Watch Constantine dude Keyanu Reeves smokes like 10packs a day and sees Daemons, in LA and the dude from log jamming plays the devil
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Edward Brookwell - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 10:22:35 EST XdrEnUOp No.87879 Reply
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>>86348
Uh what? You enthusiastic neets haven't seen a real vagina? What the ever loving fuck. How about going to a strip club or getting a prostitute?
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Esther Bonkinnut - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 03:39:44 EST TL1aRGSj No.87880 Reply
>>87879
The government created vaginas and as such neither should be trusted...
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Hamilton Blatherbury - Sun, 06 May 2018 00:04:10 EST MOXTmE3Q No.87908 Reply
>>87880
Government Demon Vagina's

I'm so fucking turned on right now.

Hail Satan!
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Lillian Hamblebit - Mon, 19 Nov 2018 17:05:01 EST 8nWaSZ0Y No.88919 Reply
>>86348
this was a quite interesting and elaborate read
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Phineas Blemmleville - Wed, 01 May 2019 18:32:59 EST /A3RUutT No.90061 Reply
this is a genuinely upsetting thread
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Cedric Sezzleford - Thu, 02 May 2019 00:26:26 EST /hrw+ju2 No.90065 Reply
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>Just saying bro, evolutionary biology and ancient alien hypothesis.
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Ebenezer Crillysork - Fri, 03 May 2019 02:36:04 EST nmIYTpeg No.90080 Reply
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there is an overwhelming supply of evidence that women are real
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Fanny Nenkinwuck - Fri, 03 May 2019 15:15:56 EST /hrw+ju2 No.90084 Reply
>Yeah all those damn maxi-pads in the landfill.

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