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The GREAT Ranch crisis

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:43:30 EST Tnf2rFOM No.91523
File: 1579664610434.jpg -(20768B / 20.28KB, 480x325) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The GREAT Ranch crisis
been watching a lot of Ranch Dressing reviews on YouTube lately and I think that this whole watery low viscosity Ranch thing that the Midwest is trying to push on the rest of the country is a sign of an up coming food crisis. Think aboot it. They are so polite that they aren't going to start hording food like us New Yorkers would, no they are going to subtly start chancing America's eating habits to use up less Ranch because think about it they know where the food comes from and if less Ranch is being produced by whatever plant / animal it comes from they would know before twitter or pitchfork gets their hands on the data.
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Phyllis Lightstone - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:46:44 EST mJH+1zNE No.91524 Reply
>>91523
You don't need ranch to live. Stop eating ranch it's bad for you.
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The great RANCH shortage - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:28:22 EST Tnf2rFOM No.91527 Reply
>>91526
It does matter because the polite Midwesterners are trying to warn us, today it's In N Out Ranch, tomorrow it will be a food that you like, then boom we are all eating potatoes that we grow in a pile of our own shit while like deer and raccoons take over abandoned Wal-Marts
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Phyllis Lightstone - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:37:44 EST mJH+1zNE No.91528 Reply
>>91527
That is the future. So what? Bitch up, faggot.
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The great RANCH shortage - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 02:29:29 EST Tnf2rFOM No.91529 Reply
>>91528
Ranch is the beginning, coffee can't make it on the ships because the crews are so starved that they have to go inland to find food, fishing is unsustainable
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Phyllis Lightstone - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 04:30:35 EST mJH+1zNE No.91530 Reply
>>91529
I can't atand you midwesterners. Can't eat anything unless it comes out of a box or a bottle. You're worse than koalas.
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Thomas Nedgelat - Fri, 24 Jan 2020 19:23:16 EST yFidJzSa No.91536 Reply
I want to fuck with my tongue
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Edward Bladdleway - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:32:20 EST 8s40pgXL No.91667 Reply
This is even worse than you can imagine because ranch is actually derived from petroleum products not plants or animals so this means peak oil is finally here.

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