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!QqL8nX9URE - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 14:11:07 EST bzxmOK8n No.732165
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I missed you fuckers
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Lord of Shadowgate - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 14:32:22 EST Zs5LroOi No.732167 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 22:49:06 EST bK5KfvBx No.732186 Reply
RIP Mary Jane & Keef 2 thread.
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Officer Tenpenny - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 22:58:44 EST YShfzgns No.732188 Reply
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>Maximum file size allowed is 7500KB.

Makes webm threads hard here though.
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Officer Tenpenny - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 01:39:08 EST YShfzgns No.732245 Reply
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A'ight, that's pretty much every /vg/ webm I have under 7.5mb.

Missed you faggots.
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Rebecca Chambers - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 17:10:41 EST P3Aocmpf No.732347 Reply
Anyone got that video about a Airplane flight simulator and the there was a pro there and the guy flying the plane was this jackass making up random code names on how to land the jum plane if iirc.
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Gray Fox - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 18:03:58 EST sFj1nKD9 No.732348 Reply
>>732338
There was a period in my life when I just kept listening to daesh nasheeds all day err day
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Niko Bellic - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 19:40:07 EST 8Gf56vEE No.732353 Reply
>>732348
you have to hand it to isis, they sure put out some bangers
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Joanna Dark - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 00:15:29 EST 0YqRkzGR No.732416 Reply
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>>732376
The game is called "Life". It's free to play but the goals are vague and there's micro-transactions everywhere; yet everyone still plays it.
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Donkey Kong Jr. - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 00:28:54 EST TqVUaqL6 No.732418 Reply
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>>732416
"Life" has pretty good graphics but the gameplay is grindy as fuck and is boring as shit most of the time
3/10 do not recommend
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K. K. Slider - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 05:04:47 EST rLKwEYtG No.732424 Reply
>>732418

That's hilarious because there all these people who waste time playing video games when they could make their real life not suck so much but I guess video games are better than real life for some reason? Like my roommate who wastes his life in front of his computer all the time and is a total loser that is a self-described weeaboo, and also really self-conscious and awkward, but he wishes he was cool, but he's such a self-defeating piece of dumby that won't spend five minutes bettering himself because he just tries to ignore that real life exists by diving into his computer.
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Elexis Sinclair - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 07:52:25 EST 93voU8ra No.732425 Reply
>>732424
I also spend the majority of life on my computer, but am well-liked
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Four - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 09:16:14 EST 3vftCZ7/ No.732427 Reply
>>732424
You have some pretty strong feelings towards your roommate. You sure you’re attracted to him or something?
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Miles Edgeworth - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 12:38:14 EST FL0qkv/Z No.732440 Reply
>>732427
Guess that description of his roommate hit a little too close to home, huh Four?
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Four - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 12:43:21 EST dFnD4ZID No.732441 Reply
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>>732440
Yeah it kinda did, i also had a roommate who hated my guts cause I spent most of my time in my room playing video games. Not really sure why she did though, I paid the rent on time and I cleaned after myself. Some people just hate on you to make themselves feel better I suppose.
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Miles Edgeworth - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 13:12:59 EST FL0qkv/Z No.732443 Reply
>>732441
Yeah, I'm sure you're telling us the whole story right now.
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Miles Edgeworth - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 14:37:26 EST FL0qkv/Z No.732453 Reply
>>732452
Why do you namefag? Are you ever going to answer that one dude who wanted you to post your obscure music?
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Dr. Breen - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:48:19 EST BXIORR8T No.732469 Reply
>>732465
>there are other more viable objects of hatred on the site (/b/'s latex guy earned his haters, for example).
Yeah but that would be crossboard hate and we don't do a whole lot of that except for some complaining here and there, and in rare cases like the pedophile that Higgy is friends with or Yojimbo. Four simply isn't worthy of that kind of hate tbh.
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Noel Vermillion - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:10:45 EST YShfzgns No.732471 Reply
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Jesus Christ, the only thing gayer than Four are the people who continue to derail every thread cred signalling about what a faggot he is. Post some webms while you shitpost, or don't post.
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Claire Redfield - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 15:55:47 EST 6VvmZOON No.732523 Reply
>>732496
>Not using the shield to safely block that shit
>Knee jerk side roll even though they already blocked the attack

How did this flaming casul even make it to the Archives?
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Pyrrha Alexandra - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 21:33:26 EST UgnRzE1e No.732532 Reply
>>732504
Has it really been years? I don't recall seeing him before last year.
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honk - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 18:50:49 EST hRfsG87y No.733015 Reply
>>733014
That's very true and it's something I don't really think about ever even though I personally don't consider 720p HD anymore. I can't really say I ever thought of it as true HD. Do you think there's gonna be a separate term other than HD to differentiate pre 1080/2k/4k resolutions and everything past that?
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Cid - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:19:16 EST EDxRpXlf No.733021 Reply
>>733015
1440 is QHD and 4k is UHD

The original HD standards were built around 720p and 1080i. 1080 is an odd resolution. It's not a clean multiple of anything and falls slightly short of the 2K standard. But it seems like just about everyone stopped giving a shit when they included 4x 1080 in the 4K standard from the beginning.

1280x720 is 4x standard def cropped for widescreen. 2560x1440 is 4x 720p

Naming 1080 "full HD" was stupid from the beginning. And as it turns out, all of the HD classifications were stupid and that's why nobody calls 4k Ultra Hi-Def except for Blu-ray covers that nobody buys.
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Nicole Brennan - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 15:28:18 EST OH/OGlHP No.733059 Reply
>>733056
WXGA, the old 1024x768 standard extended to 16:9, which was a really cheap and easy way for OS's and low cost screens to make the transition from 4:3
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Porky Minch - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 17:26:55 EST 40BetU7w No.733261 Reply
I had a 2nd monitor for A4 reading.
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Yo-Yo - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 15:25:25 EST DJg5qqEs No.733654 Reply
>>733600
that's fucking rad
I wish I had a million dollars so that I could buy a machine that could run DCS that well. I'm doing anything between 20 and 60 FPS, and stuttering all over the goddamned place.

I just spent the entire day flying around in the F14, just doing takeoffs and landings. already crashed once, got into a spin while turning to baseleg because I applied rudder in what must have been the exact wrong direction. am I supposed to apply left rudder when banking left, or right rudder? center the ball or hit the needle? help
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Sniper Wolf - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 21:34:28 EST xiGHuodJ No.733909 Reply
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>>733881
I wonder what's gonna happen at the end of the year when their lease runs up.
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Ghost Riley - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 21:38:04 EST YShfzgns No.733910 Reply
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>Maximum file size allowed is 20000KB

Thank you Kirt.
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Player One - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 07:47:58 EST Mutg2E7L No.733946 Reply
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>>733732
wtf is this even supposed to be?
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Panther Caroso - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 08:12:53 EST Gbx4cP4S No.733948 Reply
>>733946
An army of botters farming yew logs, the most valuable/easy to gain material for a free player. A common sight in Runescape.
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Grayson Hunt - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 08:50:01 EST HVlnnNcy No.733949 Reply
>>733948
I never played runescape and haven't even been in an MMO like that for years but it was obviously a bot horde.

Player one is lucky their life has never taken such a turn that they know such things tbh
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Waluigi - Thu, 01 Aug 2019 18:12:44 EST 7t0W0MG9 No.741014 Reply
>>740985
DAMN SON EEVEE BE THICCC
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Lemming - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 12:55:47 EST cAvtgnTt No.741087 Reply
>>741081
man seems weve been getting alot of you pimp-spewing retards recently
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Cinder - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 22:00:15 EST RJ+z6ASz No.741169 Reply
>>741164
This guy confirmed to have never seen an actual animal in his life
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honk - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 22:54:42 EST hRfsG87y No.741170 Reply
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>>741169
Definitely never seen an animal in my entire life.
>>741166
Go back to starving to death due to government policy.
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Jimmy Hopkins - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 00:21:27 EST noL7S+Qv No.741179 Reply
>>741170

>you either want to glass the chinks, or you're a maoist
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AC !QqL8nX9URE - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 16:18:20 EST hi2hFY86 No.741256 Reply
>>741246
I gave this a try but the moschops is a pussy who runs from babies and even when I manually kill the babies with the euthanasia gun the fucker still wont harvest things unless I'm riding him.
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Dregs - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 17:14:00 EST tSaUPWhd No.741260 Reply
>>741256
Wandering moschops eat corpses. The babies should starve before they become adults, then get eaten.
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Dregs - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 17:16:35 EST tSaUPWhd No.741261 Reply
>>741260
But yeah put it on neutral. I forgot they changed the AI on it to always flee.
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Capt. Olimar - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 09:28:00 EST GV68w+p2 No.741734 Reply
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What's a game that requires a lot of manual dexterity?
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Jago - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:22:49 EST IcB310ea No.741749 Reply
>>741734

I like how everything stops when she senses her hair might be blocking her giant rack
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Cervantes de León - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:43:56 EST uH1vzJOG No.742699 Reply
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>exploring bleake island at 3 am looking for those bombs the militia put in the ground
>nearly shit myself
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Joanna Dark - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 03:11:34 EST j75OC4Vb No.743022 Reply
>>743018
Back in the day it would've been a Solaire Statue at no extra cost while supploes lasted. That's my point.
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Lan Di - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 16:04:51 EST j75OC4Vb No.743615 Reply
>>743604
I thought it was gonna cut to the rovots fucking in neir.
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Sniper Wolf - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 22:21:50 EST 6rhi77bk No.743621 Reply
>>743604
Holy shit, a movie where Rufus Sewell isn't the villain.
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AC !QqL8nX9URE - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 22:33:59 EST hi2hFY86 No.743622 Reply
>>743621
Dark City is pretty dope. The matrix borrowed some of its set dressings.
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Adrian Ripburger - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 22:56:22 EST ad/EhG4w No.743623 Reply
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I am so god damn excited for 1.4.
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Buck Bumble - Fri, 04 Oct 2019 02:21:06 EST j75OC4Vb No.743627 Reply
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>>743617
I wonder if this says I have the same...whatever those numbers are next to the post number.
>>743623
aren't they also working on 2? what does 1.4 add?
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Ryu Hoshi - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 15:56:44 EST KPChXmhP No.744200 Reply
>>743727
That's horrifying.
Is that what modern VNs are like? Name?
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Four - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:16:17 EST seocXXg7 No.744209 Reply
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>>744200
Nah it just some Animation Event in either the Persona 5 Anime or the new Royal Edition.
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Edgar Ross - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:12:37 EST ad/EhG4w No.744216 Reply
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>>744142
This really needs to be on PC or Switch already.
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Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 03:19:01 EST j75OC4Vb No.744231 Reply
>>744229
I didn't own a PC till way after it came out.

Plus, that shit is over rated as fuck. This audio is funny, but the game is meh. Did you hear, it has physics puzzles.
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Edgar Ross - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 04:32:00 EST ad/EhG4w No.744234 Reply
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>>744231
You've tested positive for faggotry. Take two dicks in the ass, and see me in the shut the fuck up.
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Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 05:29:20 EST j75OC4Vb No.744235 Reply
>>744234
These are so good lol.

But still, nah nigga. I only got a half decent PC in like 2012. And even then, I never used it for gaming.
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Capt. Bannon - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 19:45:16 EST KPChXmhP No.744293 Reply
>>744289
Honestly those webms made me almost think about it. My PC is years behind spec though so nah, the booty won't be the same qual on my system.
I was always immune to fan-service bait before cause it was always only tits. Always the tiddies. Feels so weird to actually feel tested by the bait now when they figured out there's more than tits.
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Capt. Bannon - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 19:46:04 EST KPChXmhP No.744294 Reply
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damnit forgot my pic
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Dr. Yang - Sat, 02 Nov 2019 15:42:00 EST uZxzC6+0 No.745120 Reply
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>>745109
>>745112
>we made higher resolution butts or whatever, pls gib money
-Blizzard
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Jin Kazama - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 20:39:33 EST j0uAWvGW No.745927 Reply
>>745926

I would actually mod my pc to make it look like the baby from death stranding
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Donkey Kong Jr. - Mon, 25 Nov 2019 23:02:32 EST uo28BM46 No.746472 Reply
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>>746467
I didnt know there was a piece of shit out there that enjoyed zestiria. The fusion shit was just garbage. Maybe the story was decent to some, but i didnt care for it. Sorey=worst protaganist ever. Even the sissy from dawn of a new world was better. I bought zestiria full price and am still upset with myself.
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Four - Mon, 25 Nov 2019 23:33:17 EST 7/wT3seY No.746477 Reply
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>>746472
>>746472
What was so bad about Sorey?
I liked him. It's nice to have a cheerful and confident protagonist in a jrpg. Also the homolust between him and Mikleo was pretty fun. Those two boys love and care for each other, but they're also very competitive. It was beautiful

I cant decide which one had the better OP, Zesteria or Berseria. They're both bangers
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Donkey Kong Jr. - Mon, 25 Nov 2019 23:43:55 EST uo28BM46 No.746481 Reply
>>746477
Cheerful confidant protagonist? You mean half of all protaganists in japanese games and anime? What was good about Sorey or Mikleo? Unless you ship dudes. If you are gay though four, that would make a looooot of sense about you. Nothing wrong with being a gay though four, embrace it. I liked nothing about Sorey though, even Judes faggot ass from Xilia was better.
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Four - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 01:16:34 EST 7/wT3seY No.746486 Reply
>>746481
You dont need to be gay to see what was going on between Sorey and Mikleo.
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Roy - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 09:28:11 EST RPIa4qgY No.746502 Reply
>>746486
I saw nothing going on between sorey and mikleo. They was just bros. Maybe you've never had good male friends
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Sarah Kerrigan - Mon, 09 Dec 2019 21:18:33 EST dEzyw8uA No.747166 Reply
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It's almost harvesting season!
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honk - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:52:33 EST hRfsG87y No.747405 Reply
>>747394
I wonder what surprising skills she has. Maybe she knows how change a tire or even how to take care of a cat! Maybe she has a Masters in engineering and knows how to build a bridge!

Oh shit, I bet she knows how to solder!
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Kefka - Tue, 17 Dec 2019 19:15:19 EST 0z+RVgZ0 No.747463 Reply
>>747459
Fucking hell mate. Good job. Only got to 179.301 points myself. That's about where you fight the first centipede. BUT I have the top score of all my steam friends so it's good.
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Lightning - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 02:48:39 EST KG0nHZ4y No.748155 Reply
>>748124
>>748154
Just when I thought you couldn't get any lamer you post webms of MW2 reloading without sound. I can't even man
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Ivy Valentine - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 13:55:23 EST 9O/4kQHw No.748169 Reply
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>>748156
>Do you realize how big the webm would be if I added sound to it?
Yes. 10 KB/s
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Gabriel Belmont - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 19:39:14 EST vsY/NGAu No.748340 Reply
>>732165
Seriously can we start banning people who keep repeatedly posting sub 3MB webms with no sound?
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Trevor C. Belmont - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:02:07 EST Gbx4cP4S No.748358 Reply
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>>748349
So instead of being better you just.... be that which is hated? Sounds like you're the one with the problem, kiddo.
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Doctor Li - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:46:21 EST XUc1sXap No.748359 Reply
>>748358
I'm saying yes, be better, but have some fucking tolerance. If someone is trying, don't criticize every little thing. And especially don't suggest they be banned (for actually trying). It's not the simplest thing in the world to assemble a webm. I used to use genyoutube but now that's down. So now you have to download an mp4, then convert. Webm for Retards is a great frontend but it's all command line otherwise. I say this as a programmer, it's really inaccessible. Nobody got time for that shit.
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Tom Nook - Fri, 24 Jan 2020 23:12:38 EST Oj/Mgt6J No.748670 Reply
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>>748578

I can't wait till my credit card is paid off so I can buy something extra like that blast city.
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Banjo - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 12:57:55 EST xWoFore6 No.748750 Reply
>>748749
I'm not Four but new Doom is a real turnoff. I understand why they made it play like that as I have played old Doom on a gamepad and that's even worse.
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 13:37:35 EST x2A9r5IV No.748751 Reply
>>748747
Did disney buy doom as well now and turned it into mario because gotta get that monies?
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Alex Mercer - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 16:59:09 EST EFOEzMKZ No.748756 Reply
>>748750
Doom 2016 had some shitty platforming sections too. As long as they allow you to use the same moveset during arena shootouts it should be fine.
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MJ & keef 2 will be ILLEGAL - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 17:58:29 EST XmYHgme2 No.748757 Reply
>>748750
but it has good graphics so it must be good
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Tommy Vercetti - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 18:02:40 EST XT3lbW6d No.748758 Reply
>>748747
I don't really like it either. I don't like all the empty spaces and random acrobatic equipment everywherere. it just makes the whole world unbelievable.
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Sackboy - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 01:26:30 EST XUc1sXap No.748775 Reply
>>748766
If I can rephrase for him to satisfy you: he doesn't like what he sees so far based on these clips.

Even Doom 2016 is gay though, fight me fagets
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Professor Layton - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 06:24:13 EST UcENjjuY No.748777 Reply
>>748756
>Doom 2016 had some shitty platforming sections too

I really hated that shit and I'm not looking forward to more of the same.
In general the level design was pretty shit IMO.
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MJ & keef 2 will KILL your FAMILY - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 11:00:42 EST XmYHgme2 No.748779 Reply
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>>748750
>>748751
>>748756
>I don't want platforming or any sort of traversal puzzles in MY mindless shooty games because thinking hurts my tiny brain reeeeee

Doom eternal will be better than the original doom, stay mad
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Arthur - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 12:03:22 EST lmeASA0D No.748780 Reply
>>748779
Lmao, that "platforming" in Doom Eternal is not going to require any thinking at all or provide any challenge unless you're a smooth-brained Brazilian sperg
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MJ & keef 2 will KILL you in REAL LIFE - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 12:28:39 EST XmYHgme2 No.748781 Reply
>>748780
yeah, but do you know what would require even less thinking and skills? not having platforming and traversal puzzles. you heckin goober
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Barry Burton - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 12:38:45 EST 20WTriXt No.748782 Reply
>>748781
I dunno about that one CHIEF seems to me like if they didn't spread themselves thin during development with half baked and unpolished pallet cleansers to break up the core gameplay loop and make it more palatable for mass market tastes they could have used the limited resources and man hours they had to focus on refining more core aspects and making the core shooting demons gameplay deeper and more strategic

it's almost like you should know this stuff mr big shot game developer?? is MJ&K2 gonna have a bunch of one and done rail shooter and vehicle sections to wring an 8 hour playtime out of normies through sheer power of novelty like every other AAA cash grab????
I thought I had RESPECT for you DUDE???!?!?
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MJ & keef 2 will make you GAY - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 15:11:13 EST XmYHgme2 No.748784 Reply
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>>748782
>I dunno about that one CHIEF

i'm not your chief, BOSS

>blah blah blah and make it more palatable for mass market tastes

please tell me how the heck adding variety and complexity to the movement mechanics as well as to the level design makes a game more normielike??????!?!!!?!?!!?!!?!!!?!! if anything, having just shooting is the most normiecore thing you could possibly do. if you like shooting so much why dont you go play calladoody

>making the core shooting demons gameplay deeper and more strategic

yeah i'm sure thats what you want. i bet that if they added anything strategic youd be whining about the cOrE gAmEpLaY getting corrupted and normified or whatever

>is MJ&K2 gonna have a bunch of one and done rail shooter and vehicle sections to wring an 8 hour playtime out of normies through sheer power of novelty like every other AAA cash grab????


let me tell you about MJ & Keef 2. you are NOT READY for MJ & Keef 2 because it's going to be FUCKED UP, okay, it's going to DESTROY your intestines, it is going to do your college homework, its going to walk your dog, its going to SLAP you in the face, its going to kiss you goodnight, its going to STEAL your things, its going to CURE your sick relatives, its going to KILL your sick relatives, its going to KILL your healthy relatives, its going to buy you groceries, its going to do your taxes, its going to PUNCH you in the BALLS, its going to massage your back, its going to sneak on you naked, its going to send your nudes to your mom, its going to BREAK your ARM, among other things


see this gif? this is the face that you'll make when you play MJ & Keef 2

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