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- Tue, 07 May 2019 11:59:52 EST kLHhRgDK No.736525
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I wish there was a sandbox game like minecraft, but with voxels that are 1000 times smaller and with amazing physics interactions, like those nvidia physx demos, but our hardware is not there yet.
Mike Dawson - Tue, 07 May 2019 12:46:40 EST xH3Qk3i8 No.736529 Reply
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PokΓ©mon Go but with actual game mechanics and less traffic deaths.
Dregs - Tue, 07 May 2019 12:51:53 EST qrPHyWe8 No.736531 Reply
I think everyone was hoping for the gameboy game but with AR, and that is most certainly not what we got.
honk - Tue, 07 May 2019 12:59:34 EST hRfsG87y No.736532 Reply
Prehistoric survival horror game.

Quest for Fire meets The Long Dark. The Forest kind of scratches that itch a bit, but I'd love an actual prehistoric game with clashes between different types of early humans and supernatural elements.
thread portfolio - Tue, 07 May 2019 14:09:25 EST FgQLy1hU No.736537 Reply
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Would you look at that, I'm not banned anymore!

OP here. That space engineers game seems pretty cool, Imma add it to my wishlist. But it's not like the game I described. I'm thinking of a game that's entirely made out of tiny voxel thingies (like this pic over here) and these voxel thingies are all physics and kakkoii
Blade & Striker - Tue, 07 May 2019 14:28:57 EST 7TywrVK2 No.736538 Reply
>I wish there was a sandbox game like minecraft, but with voxels that are 1000 times smaller and with amazing physics interactions, like those nvidia physx demos, but our hardware is not there yet.

i wish there's a strategy game with vassals like crusader king 2 and population and industry like victoria 2 and then throw in customizable giant robots from other franchises
Donkey Kong Jr. - Wed, 08 May 2019 09:14:28 EST E1XoI1uC No.736571 Reply
A driving simulator with real places

So basically Google Earth but a driving game
Farnham The Town Drunk - Wed, 08 May 2019 09:36:00 EST asQHguba No.736573 Reply

The perfect RPG. Would have to have elements from games like Fable, KOTOR, Kingdoms of Amalur, Mass Effect, Runescape, and other games I've sunk 100s of hours into. Not sure exactly what it'd be like but I think those games are some that have come closest. Customization of appearance, equipment, and play style is important. I should be able to play it 100 times through and still find new things and get excited. Honestly did not love Skyrim and haven't played some others people would probably recommend but I don't have a powerful PC and all my old consoles are gone. I'll get a new PC soon and I'm sure there are a lot of games I could love but I'm always researching and I don't know.
Farnham The Town Drunk - Wed, 08 May 2019 09:36:51 EST asQHguba No.736574 Reply

Also don't know why because it seemed like a game I should like but I could never get into dragon age.
James Randi - Wed, 08 May 2019 10:27:39 EST PU9P/tq8 No.736575 Reply
>No one makes the game I want to play.

Well the you should make this game.
thread portfolio - Wed, 08 May 2019 11:00:53 EST Jg4MoKwz No.736576 Reply
OP here. The game I wanted is impossible to exist on current hardware, didn't you read the thread, you butt face?
James Randi - Wed, 08 May 2019 11:55:05 EST PU9P/tq8 No.736577 Reply
You don't know that.
You probably don't know how computers actually work and are guessing at best.

Im actually teaching my self game design to make something pretty similar to what you propose.
What you say is possible, even on current tech.

Space Engineers
Sky Wanderers

You could even just mod minecraft to have teeny tiny voxels.

Options are limitless.
Trainer Blue - Wed, 08 May 2019 17:56:40 EST 4VPVikJ9 No.736598 Reply
So 1 millimeter cubes instead of 1 meter cubes? I'm pretty sure that that would be possible with modern hardware, but what could you do with that in a game that you can't do with Minecraft already?
thread portfolio - Wed, 08 May 2019 18:43:10 EST FgQLy1hU No.736604 Reply
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I'm talking all these billions of tiny cubes having complex physics, like those nvidia physx demos, or like how pixels act in Noita, but in 3D. Also, big bodies of fluid simulation water and shit with lots of particles.

Ever played that web game, powder game? I want that, but in 3d, and with a gazillion particles being simulated in real time. Do you feel me?
thread portfolio - Wed, 08 May 2019 18:52:29 EST FgQLy1hU No.736605 Reply
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Oh my god, dude, you're fucking retarded, AUGH fuck you with your patronizing shit. I said a million times that I want complex particle dynamics within a gazillion of voxels being simulated in real time, this shit just cannot be done on current hardware. I do know a thing or two about making games, I made Maryjane and Keef, which is a shit game, but you know it's something. What have YOU done, huh? HUH?! I made a game about a dog who smokes weed, you have made NOTHING and you keep giving me attitude like that, oh my god I really wanna punch your post. Everyone acts like I'm a little baby wtf
Thane Krios - Wed, 08 May 2019 20:06:34 EST FL0qkv/Z No.736609 Reply
>begs for games, incessantly makes off topic shitposts and obnoxious attentionwhore threads, and generally spergs out when people disagree with him
>"Everyone acts like I'm a little baby wtf "

Just a shot in the dark here Brazilfag, but people probably treat you like baby because you act like a baby, a spoiled and annoying one at that.
But if you aren't gonna learn that from your temp ban I'm not sure you ever will.
thread portfolio - Wed, 08 May 2019 20:17:33 EST FgQLy1hU No.736611 Reply
Alexandra Roivas - Wed, 08 May 2019 21:11:25 EST XTkbRuzQ No.736613 Reply
Seriously when are you gonna grow up? I hope youre not close to 30 and are still acting this way.
thread portfolio - Wed, 08 May 2019 22:50:18 EST FgQLy1hU No.736620 Reply
The internet is not serious business. Let me have my fun in peace, ya narc. nb
James Randi - Thu, 09 May 2019 02:42:35 EST PU9P/tq8 No.736633 Reply
Oh shit,
I retract my statement if you made that game.
I figured you were some stoned teenager wanting other people to make video games for you.
James Randi - Thu, 09 May 2019 02:46:12 EST PU9P/tq8 No.736634 Reply
ohwait, brazildogfucker?
Did you really make mary jane and keef?
Because that game was good and to be honest.....you fuck your dogs.
Earthworm Jim - Thu, 09 May 2019 06:24:19 EST lsEFjs3F No.736640 Reply
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>internet is not serious business
I do hope youre joking, son
thread portfolio - Thu, 09 May 2019 08:41:47 EST FgQLy1hU No.736644 Reply
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Aw, thanks a lot, man, means a lot to me. Mary Jane & Keef 2 is on it's way, bbyyyy!!! And sorry for being mean to you, I was just being overly dramatic for comical purposes.
I am not fock dog, but thanks for the permission anyway.
thread portfolio - Thu, 09 May 2019 10:56:24 EST ViiC6wk+ No.736652 Reply
you're all mean and buy me things or I'll cry and make low-quality threads and shit all over them forever
Sam & Max - Thu, 09 May 2019 17:00:37 EST S7g1zyot No.736666 Reply
All you do is make low quality threads and shit all over the place, you dog fucking man-child.
Lucy Stillman - Thu, 09 May 2019 17:15:41 EST 4VPVikJ9 No.736667 Reply
I guess that'd be cool, but I'm not really sure what it adds to the gameplay other than having nice graphics/physics.
thread portfolio - Thu, 09 May 2019 18:05:37 EST FgQLy1hU No.736668 Reply
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I think it'd make the player think about physics like they'd think about real life physics and stuff, as opposed to having to filter your thoughts through videogame logic. I don't know, like how half life 2 made us think about the buoyancy and weight of objects in it's puzzles, but to a more extreme degree. Like imagine you're digging the ground like you do in minecraft, but you have to think about where to put the dirt you digged with your shovel and how to hold the shovel so the dirt doesn't fall and shit. Or imagine you want to put water on your bucket, but you gotta think about how much goes in and how you need to hold the bucket in order to put the water in and lot let it pour out -- the mundane calculations you make about physics interactions in your daily life. I think it'd be really cool.

you don't understand my avant garde dadaistic brand of humor. Bet you don't even find Tom Green funny
Kairi - Thu, 09 May 2019 18:24:53 EST wfwCZDTb No.736669 Reply
You made this exact thread on cripplechan, you absolute fag.
Abel - Thu, 09 May 2019 18:53:03 EST 1PRipo9X No.736671 Reply
You want something really out there? How about a classic point and click adventure game about the adventures of a hapless pirate as he seeks to outwit his otherworldly rival
Thane Krios - Thu, 09 May 2019 19:10:09 EST FJboFaXM No.736672 Reply
Why do you know this?
Thwomp - Thu, 09 May 2019 20:07:06 EST uo28BM46 No.736673 Reply
No one finds Tom Green funny. Stop trying to be like four. Attention whore
James Randi - Fri, 10 May 2019 02:34:21 EST PU9P/tq8 No.736679 Reply
I found tom green hilarious in like 1999 when I was like 7 years old.

That being said, freddy got fingered is one of those movies that is so bad it come back around to being ok, and moderetly funny some times but not in the way it inteded to be funny.

Also my brazilian dude, you just have to find ways first of all to fake there being a billion voxels/ pixels.

Also you have to think of reasons to need such high end physics sis other wise its just pretty scenery.
Isa Jo - Fri, 10 May 2019 02:35:59 EST bpH8Q9zr No.736680 Reply
Red Faction Guerilla destruction physics

GTA V style map

True Crime style gameplay

....Skyrim weapons because fuck you it's my dream game I can
Andross - Fri, 10 May 2019 03:22:43 EST 4z1y1kgD No.736681 Reply
I enjoyed him when I was a teenager and there was nothing out there like him.

But he got older and more self-conscious, and wasn't able to do things like spray paint porn on his patents' car to reveal it in the morning before his dad went to work. Then when his dad refused to drive it, Tom himself drove it to the bus stop to show everyone there and all went his dad wouldn't drive the porn car.

Balls of steel. It's not really funny outside of the context of the 90's, when this kind of thing just wasn't being done.

It's like people making fun of Richard Pryor for doing jokes about black people driving like this and white people driving like this. Or Seinfeld for doing "what's the deal" jokes. It's now tired and hackneyed, but it hasn't always been.
Kolyat Krios - Fri, 10 May 2019 07:02:59 EST ViiC6wk+ No.736686 Reply
I think that's the kicker - it's clichΓ© now because those people did it first. Without tom green there might never have been that style of stupid shit popularised on TV. Or maybe someone else would've done it, who knows? Point is they seem antiquated but only because they spawn so many imitators.
Kolyat Krios - Fri, 10 May 2019 07:04:58 EST ViiC6wk+ No.736687 Reply
addendum; or they're one trick ponies and their careers hang around like a bad smell until you just want them to please shut up and go away jesus christ that's enough yeah we get it but fucking hell dude just burn out in a bright flash of mediocrity and dont make us watch you descend into middle age trying to eke out the last bit of money from your deflated act
Kolyat Krios - Fri, 10 May 2019 07:06:37 EST ViiC6wk+ No.736689 Reply
much like four, or this brazilian asshole! I know you think you're quality contributors but your idents just signal exactly how consistently shit your input is :3
thread portfolio - Fri, 10 May 2019 09:24:02 EST 4KzGpdb2 No.736691 Reply
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That's the first time I've seen someone use a passive-aggressive ":3". :3
Divayth Fyr - Sat, 11 May 2019 01:17:34 EST 4VPVikJ9 No.736736 Reply
I could see that being a cool physics simulation, but I think that there's a good chance that micromanaging all of those physics interactions would turn into more of a chore which has a risk of detracting from the rest of the game. I don't wanna poop on your idea or anything, 'cuz it sounds cool. Just pointing that out in case you haven't thought of it already. :)
Wario - Sat, 11 May 2019 01:50:57 EST hDrPDT4i No.736743 Reply
A shooter where you a trained as a child soldier in Sudan, commit atrocities, try to survive however you can, then either attempt escape, or to rise in the ranks. Ending up in a refugee camp or prison, dead, or training and abusing the next generation of soldiers.
Sabre Man - Tue, 14 May 2019 09:28:55 EST K7FIhrlv No.736914 Reply
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Speaking of dogs, the game I wish existed but doesn't is the long awaited sequel to Dog's Life on PS2. It'd basically be a complete overhaul of the original with a big budget, state of the art graphics and a vast open world to explore. You'd be able to create your own dog and choose from a number of breeds that act like classes. It'd have skill tree filled with various 'dog tricks' to unlock (sit, roll over, hump leg). It'd also have actual trees that you can piss on to mark your territory (which would function kinda like the sync points in Assassin's Creed). You'd be able to use your nose to track people and other doggos (kinda like the dog version of Witcher senses). You'd have various dog related quests to complete like playing fetch, sniffing out the local dealer's stash or mauling children. The possibilities are endless.

Video related, the original classic in all it's glory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA0wC2nH1LI

Dog's Life 2: Electric Boogaloo for 2021 or I'll literally kill myself. Someone crowdfund this shit.
Pinky - Tue, 14 May 2019 17:30:34 EST ywYhFWXS No.736937 Reply
Holy shit dude I forgot that game even existed.
I remember getting it in a combo pack with another game and playing the fuck out of the both of them. I can't remember what the other one was though, wanna say Destroy All Humans.
Dagoth Ur - Wed, 15 May 2019 09:15:00 EST K7FIhrlv No.736973 Reply
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I had the game too, I think I sold it off eventually after being disappointed that it wasn't as good as I'd hoped. I still think we're in desperate need, now more than ever, of a high quality AAA dog em up experience.
Nathan Drake - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 03:53:12 EST j75OC4Vb No.744312 Reply
My buddy was working on a game and it never came to fruition. He is a great coder, but god awful at writing and art. The idea was you play a generic everyday life and you go about it. A sandbox game that just becomes darker and darker as you play. By the end of it, you get to rape and murder and shit like that.
Orchid - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 15:20:54 EST DwSXV5V+ No.744349 Reply

Right now Fable 4, made by lionhead, same style as Fable TLC (less like 2 and 3)

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