>>34221
gourmet burgers are such hipster trash. The proportions are all off and that bun will be like a soaked paper towel in no time. That bun needs to be bigger or the patty smaller. A good burger is in the balance.

>>33881
40 minutes for Fazoli's

>>36003
Look up burger myths. I never knew there were myths about burgers, but the rabbit hole is deep.

>>35999
Dude, nobody fucking buys canvas paintings off of nobodys unless you're in a hipster city where the target audience was already conditioned to buy as an emotional or in-group response. You will not make a fair wage doing it, ever, unless you're painting for speed, don't care about your work, and have good street presence.
Instead, get scans of your artowork made and add it to print on demand merch and set up an online store. I am speaking from experience, Randi. Though, if you want to keep trying, you could become A_Hitler with enough time.

>>36005
They aren't canvas paintings, their done quickly between 5-15 min depending on how big of a painting im making.

Man you really don't know me at all, it's like you don't even read the thread.

>>36005
The Lisbonese are high-level hipsters. They're like, "you're not Dali"

OP how old are you? You've got to find some other reason to live than other people. If you continue to worry about how little you talk to other people your anxiety will grow and grow. It's a feedback loop! The only way to break it is to just stop caring about other people and all the supposedly great bullshit your missing out on.

Social experiences on a friday night? Trite wastes of time where you spend money on bad food you could just cook at home.

Adventures and escapades? They may make for interesting stories but it's unlikely that you've accomplished anything meaningful, and may get arrested, hurt, or damage something someone else cares for.

Sex? You are programmed to care so much about sex but it's really not all that great, in it's own right.

Love? Sure, it might be nice to have on-tap happiness but most people who fall in love fall out of love at some point, and the only reason they stay together is due to some outside pressure from friends, family, or the larger economic reality. Life is easier with a partner, but is that what you really want?

Go read some philosophy like The Stranger or Nausea or Meditations by Marcus Aurelius or whatever! Just start educating yourself about how many other people have gone through what you're going through, and rather than whining and running around in circles about their situation they've decided to do something great. And guess what? Do you think you aren't the person to do something great? Well it doesn't matter, because in the end we all die. Try to be something! ]

I was in your position a few years ago and I had the same thoughts of hopelessness. I learned that there is no wrong person to talk to when you're in that state of mind. Just acting cool and sayign dumb things to anyone who will listen. A good way to get someone to listen to you is to listen to their dumb shit first. Try working at a gas station and talking to the alcoholics, that worked for me!

Mobile hermit time.

OP you should start using the same name every time you post.
It makes it easier to follow the narrative.
Keep on keeping on man. The first part of my travels were pretty disastrous so dont loose faith.

Also what do you do when you get some where?
Sitting in your van all day is gonna make you go mad.

Try volunteering at various places that interest you. I highly recommend organic farms the owners are always desperate for free help and they are always eccentric weirdos, work for food and gas.
Maybe look for some conventions of things your interested in around the country to visit.

You mentioned Cali, whats waiting for you there? Do you just wanna go and see where the road takes you?

I also recomend spending some time watching youtube videos on mechanics, handy man stuff, camping, bush craft.
These things are your new life skills to survive.
Check out a few rainbow gatherings, Idk if you would enjoy them as I don't know you at all. But if you hate it you can always pack up and leave. I ussualy meet some wild and chill people there.

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>>35836

Where can I go to meet with some elephants?

>>35839
Meet elephants in Thailand.

>>35631
Are you still in Tulsa?

>>35641
I don't think I've ever seen an ATM that gives more than 400 per transaction and most banks, especially the ones a drunk guy would be using, won't allow many. if any, transactions after that so he couldn't have gotten that much for it.

>>33125
Is boating fun? I can sun-burnt easily...

>>35874
No, it's not, you give questionable advice

>>35694
No that's what the mechanic said, I bet it was what I like to call "your cars colon."

Pleiades is in the sky, man. Subaru is japanese for pleiades.

>>35984
Other forms of people-powered transport are included.

>>35985
This includes push-scooters, skateboards or roller-skates.

Helmets while bicycling is serious business.

>>35796

don't

>>35796
Ford? I prefer GM.

>>35838
This, OP. Battery swaps are ridiculously easy. Just walk your old battery into an auto parts retailer. They offer free battery disposal usually so that's a plus, AND they will show you which battery will fit your car. I did pay like $100 for a spankin' new one but it was worth it.

Honestly if your current car is WORKABLE you should watch YouTube videos about how to fix it up. I watched a LOT of ChrisFix vids when I was working on my last car. It's really quite easy to do regular maintenance on almost any car, provided you have the right tools. Get a hand me down socket set because that'll be your bread and butter. The only things I wouldn't personally try to upkeep are transmissions and engine blocks. Spark plugs, mufflers, batteries and the like are all basic fare for car maintenance.

As for brands, anything Toyota makes lasts FOREVER. Toyota is, to me, the ultimate consumer car company. Their stuff is built well enough to take a beating, and simply enough to be easily accessible for maintenance operations.

>>35685

>weed laced with heroin

these days it seems like I can't find any weed that isn't laced with heroin

>>35717
Man, makes me miss the good old days of getting free pcp mixed with your weed.

Yeah I wouldn't try getting drugs in any Chinaland place. Maybe go pick up a prostitute, a lot of them are on drugs. Make sure you fuck her before you ask for drugs....
Gotta make sure it's not a cop

>>34685

I leave extremely soon for Thailand. I'm going the Thailand (Bangkok)> Chiang Mai> Laos/Thai border river slow boat all the way down>Cambodia route.

I'll post some pictures and experiences here when I get there. I'm on suboxone so I wont be using hard drugs regularly, but I may be able to score a good morphine or methadone script. Even if I cant, I'll definitely try the opium/PPT in Laos while I'm there on the river.

Nodson's post was dead on about the drugs in the region. He forgot to mention you can get xanax, valium, tramadol, gabapentin, and viagra in nearly all the pharmacies in the region. Cambodia especially will likely have oxy/morphine/ketamine/tramadol/codeine all under the counter no script required, with some even selling morphine injectable ampules.

I have many interesting and beautiful places in the world. For example Canary Islands.This place has really beautiful view on sea. I like to watch webcam from Lanzarote airport here https://worldcams.tv/transport/lanzarote-airport Next year I want to go to Canary Islands and visit this airport.

Lighthouse by the sea

Moon-lit city

Like a soldiers rifle, keep your bike clean. From both a psychological and a physical perspective it will work better and faster.

This channel here shows a good 5 min bike clean, good guides for all kinds of repairs can be found here.
For most repairs I think its better to buy the tools and DIY, It will save money in the long term, and will give you a better understanding of your bike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvzVRxlIUL0
Personal advice: buy a chain length checker tool and use it every few months, replacing your chain when necessary. Eventually your chain gets longer as it wears, and this chain will gradually destroy the gears. Replacing gears and chain is expensive and arduous, so avoid it!

>>35472
Got it. Thanks for the advice.

>>35463
It's been a while since I been on a bicycle. Gears on a bicycle is the best thing ever.

How many watts per km?

Charge your phone, guvner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJKvnJ78aeM

How much does a foldable e-bicycle cost? I saw one on sale for $699.