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navisphobia

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- Mon, 29 Oct 2018 22:18:32 EST AbLnoKgy No.35914
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I have come to realize that I am afraid of boats, not the water.

>look at that deviously plotting fucker
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Cedric Godgedale - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 17:08:22 EST C5y6AOy0 No.35953 Reply
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I am afraid of driving. Being a driver, driving a car. I get neck cramps after around 20 minutes and it hurts, the steering wheel is just too sensitive so I always freak out "what if the electrical power steering malfunctions and the wheel goes haywire?" and I sweat profoundly. I tend not to think about "what ifs" but I still shit pants every time I get behind the wheel.

Bicycles for fat people?

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- Thu, 16 Apr 2015 03:33:12 EST /fEhKZcZ No.32091
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Hey guys.

So im fat and i want to get a bicycle to hopefully lose some weight and be able to go anywhere i want (my car is broken).

But last time i was on a bike my bum was way too big for it and im also afraid ill be too heavy for the bike.

is there a solution to this?

pic unrelated
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Polly Seblingham - Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:22:22 EST ZZWaHc37 No.35933 Reply
Buy a wider cushioned seat and seat cover it helps.

Im skeleton sinky and I use fat people seats because the stock seats are so narrow they like press up into my ass uncomfortably. They sell them any where they sell bikes.

I even had a really fat friend who needed to get a stronger stem (the bar attaching the seat to the frame) made of steel because the aluminum ones would bend. That may help.

Good luck man
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Thomas Sombleshaw - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 01:14:20 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35951 Reply
>>35919
You know what I think, get a beach cruiser and a hawiian shirt.
or, you know, they do make fat bikes and trikes
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Cedric Godgedale - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 16:56:19 EST C5y6AOy0 No.35952 Reply
>>35933
How heavy you have to be to bend a stem? This is the first time I've ever heard such thing in my life. My guess is the aluminium was probably cracked or of really bad quality.

Bird/Lymebike

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- Tue, 28 Aug 2018 16:33:41 EST n70s+sfW No.35848
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Thoughts on these electric scooter rentals?

I understand they’ve been annoying in bigger cities where you already have density and a lot of transportation options. But I think they’re awesome for mid-large cities and suburbs where everyone’s so dependent on cars.
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Reuben Goodspear - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 22:22:55 EST GKvch1NG No.35882 Reply
>>35879 sorry just looked it up the battery lasts for about 2000 cycles. Does anyone know if that means a full charge cycle? or what about partial charges? Could you extend the battery life by charging it only from say, 30%-80%?
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Caroline Tootshaw - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 21:49:31 EST VAimcEZy No.35886 Reply
>>35882

A full cycle is every time you recharge your battery to full charge after using it. Charging batteries after using 10-20-30-100% etc. Will not prolong battery life.

Partial charges are not recommended.

Try getting a replacement for your battery pack before it claps out to avoid wasting time later. Also if you plan to make small electric vehicles a part of your life look into a Battery Balance Charger/Discharger, they're quite handy for revitalizing batteries and a must if you feel like making your own battery packs (via laptop battery prospecting also you'd need a battery spot welder).

CHeck this vid for more info about batteries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2sBhDxmPmA p. good eh.

2000 Accord ded

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- Thu, 11 Oct 2018 21:39:49 EST BsPFzMOe No.35890
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I bought this 2000 honda accord, and it's got these problems now:
  • side door impact dented
  • taillight busted
  • radiator or something bust and there was this big explosion of white smoke
  • car wont start: distributor allegedly filled with oil?

Do you think it's worth getting it running again or should I just sell it? And if I sell, then do I have to sell it for scrap value? And if you're going to sell a car for scrap value, how do you get the most you can for that?
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Fucking Sabblenet - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 18:54:53 EST lYslrjxD No.35894 Reply
>>35892
Why buy a completely shitty car when you dont even like the kind of car or anything? kinda stupid, man. i bought a car for $1k thats a 1998 and is running just fine after a little routine maintenance and getting into the make, gathering info etc. lol i could've just said "welp i bought a shitty car ill just keep it shitty its not worth it" but what's the point. obviously a 2000 accord isn't worth saving by any means but why even bother. you're not getting more than a couple hundred $ for it. just sell it to nearest scrapyard, buy next car to kill i guess.
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Hannah Forringkure - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:38:10 EST 0LvVJtP+ No.35895 Reply
>>35894
Yeah that's the plan. It will cost $800 to fix and I paid more than that for the car, so.
Gonna figure out how to get the most I can from scrapping it.
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Isabella Clanningfodge - Fri, 19 Oct 2018 15:18:37 EST lYslrjxD No.35900 Reply
>>35895
I'm just telling you man, it's always cheaper to buy a semi decent cheap car and keep it running longer. join the makes facebook groups, i got lots of spare parts for free just from nice people who didn't need the stuff anymore. so its just not worth it to keep killing cars and its also not very nice, an accord is a decent car.

Cuba

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- Fri, 07 Jul 2017 03:41:11 EST Z2d7eoYR No.35283
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So, I'm planning a vacation to Cuba for my birthday in mid November - it's going to be me and my wife. We both speak spanish, she way more fluently than I. Our main interests are beaches, old towns, art museums and historical landmarks related to the golden age of sail.
We haven't completely worked out the budget yet, but minus the plane tickets, I think I'll be able to save up something along the lines of €10009 for both of us for about 9 days there.
We're not particularly rich, but I've been told by people you don't need that much money once you actually reach Cuba.
I'm currently looking for cheap 2-way tickets, and I was wondering which city would be the best to touch down and start our vacation? To some extent, we're dirty hippies, so we don't need super fancy accomodation/all-inclusive crap, a simple room with a double bed and an AC will be more than enough, we don't even need TV or internet, so I'm thinking we'll crash at youth hostels. We don't intend to stay in one place for the whole thing, so I'm thinking of renting a car as well. I was thinking we could start with Havana and make our way south along the souther beachline, then leave from Guantanamo airport at the end of our vacation.
You think a €1000 will be enough for this plan? Any suggestions for particular towns we should visit?
Additionally, what's the deal with weed there?
Also, being EU whites, should we watch out for muggers/pickpockets/generally people who want to steal our shit?


>Thanks in advance, 420bros. This has been my dream vacation since I wasn 17, so any input is appreciated. SLAYER
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Fucking Dartshit - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 11:34:31 EST wG9XETuE No.35864 Reply
>>35283
Weed is like tobacco over there, it’s just about knowing the right guy. But they have a similar situation just because the cuban cigars. You can get the same type of high, just because you are in Cuba. Both of you can do whatever you want to there man, just that ot runs through the locals.
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the finger test - Wed, 26 Sep 2018 20:17:38 EST 4AWSV88h No.35872 Reply
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>>35283
why go to a communist shithole? why not just read Kotaku instead?

carwave

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- Sun, 02 Sep 2018 13:14:29 EST PFbJIct6 No.35853
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Now that I've got a solid daily in my life. I'm thinking of starting a little fund to buy an 80's model Supra or Rx7 to A E S T H E T I C the fuck out.

Anyone ever owned one of these cars before? I could use some care advice.
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Esther Blacklock - Sun, 02 Sep 2018 16:22:42 EST OzWHRw4o No.35854 Reply
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>>35853
could be clapped out or overpriced. those cars have potential though.

anything from that era will be lower and smaller pretty much by design.

most new cars are practically suvs.
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Fanny Finnington - Mon, 03 Sep 2018 11:01:25 EST 8PcKoHBP No.35855 Reply
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Don't get an '80s Supra.

I've always wanted to get an SA22, give it the C Group kit and swap the old Roto for the 1.8L from the NB miata .

Engine 'overheating'

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- Sun, 20 May 2018 03:59:10 EST GwV3jmlU No.35753
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I drive a 2003 Hond Civic, bought used at 110k, Nearly 180k miles now. Radiator replaced at 120k or so.

Sixty-thousand miles accumulated, a problem occurs. Throughout last winter, cabin heat would mot work; until reaching speeds of 40-45 mph, and only after driving for 30 minites or so. Coolant check, oil change, check. Continue without much problem.





I begin to notice that when I turn my cabin temp to hot, regardless of turning air-flow on, my temp gague on my dash rockets up to unsustainable levels.

My questionis whether or not I oughta investigate the thermostat, the thermoswitch for the the belt fan, should I check my water pump (i also see a greater effect ofthe same described phenomenon once going uphill for a prolonged period), do i just have an air pocket in my air system? I have spiders in my vents too. what should i do?

I have some expendable monies in the range of less than 1k.
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Angus Blythebanks - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 00:21:08 EST 68GYx9pa No.35788 Reply
OP here

This took a really brash turn.

What im saying is that the cabin heat used to run just fine, and now it doesnt.

Not like I need it now. But the engine thermostat reads hot after 2 minutes of switching the cabin heat knob to hot.
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Wesley Drablingstadging - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 06:02:24 EST cHXJFj3Q No.35815 Reply
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Not to derail the thread but I have a smilar problem in my 1988 Honda Prelude, 3G

Has quite the mileage on it but it still runs well. She's my baby & I'm trying to fix her up.

The transmission started going out & I thought it was one, already had the engine replaced. Turned out it just needed fluid.. Japanese & their tiny hands man, took my friends dad 20m to find the trans fluid to fill it up.

Thing is the car is overheating, especially if it idles a while. I can't drive it more than 30m before the engine temp skyrocets. I may need a new radiator but I don't think that's it.

Fairly vague with my assessment here but any advice appreciated, I love the crap out of Third Gen's. Goal is to keep mine as a parts car & find one with 4WS

London Electricity?

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- Thu, 24 May 2018 14:35:32 EST CW2WSS/A No.35764
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Hello there,

I'm going to London with a friend in the first weekend of June. It's gonna be my first time. Can you recommend what to do / where to go / what to see? I don't know what I want, I'm just stoked to see the city. (yes, I am doing my research, but I love 420chan, so asking you guys, also)

If it helps: love food/alcohol; wanna go to a true pub; eat fish and chips; eat traditional English breakfast; music; nature; markets; small shops.

I don't know. Don't wanna go mainstream places (unless they are worth it (I probably sound dumb)).

Thank you for your input!!!
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Eliza Gozzlestock - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 09:17:59 EST gUDmbrDd No.35786 Reply
isnt there like roman ruins and shit in england? or... english ruins? like castles and stuff? thats what i would want to check out
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Rebecca Sadgestone - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 05:11:55 EST Wg6nqsF+ No.35790 Reply
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>>35786
Theres a few good castles in england, but for the best ones you have to go to Ireland, Scotland and Wales, where they were needed to intimidate the celts. As for roman ruins we have a few but not many cause we were a frontier nation (hadrians wall, bath, chester and york have good roman stuff).
What we do have though is lots of ruins of monasteries and cathedrals from when we did away with catholics, bit of a shame compared with the existing ones left in the rest of europe.

You should check out atlas obscura also OP.

Illegal immigrant party

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- Thu, 15 Mar 2018 17:32:23 EST OXu99Knr No.35667
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So I illegally immigrated/ over stayed my visa to Europe.
This thread is for other illegals to share experiences of their time as an illegal human.

Once I had a fuckin close call in being deported.


Any tips, tricks and cheat codes to fixing this?
If I exit the area I am illegal in and go to my embassy and ask for a new stamp in my pass port what would happen theoretically?

I was hitchiking into Vienna from Italy and the car I was in got pulled over for an out of date vehicle inspection sticker.
They seemed to ignore me for the entire 20+ minute stop.
Then they knocked on the window and asked to see my papers.
I have papers but they aren't really "valid"any more....
My hair was sticking up in every direction, my beard was also a bit wild. I had been on the road for 5 days. So I looked suspicious af.

The police then look my papers over for what feels like forever.
I could litterally see them doing that sort of whole body dance where you're deciding if you should fuck some one's entire life over.

I'm sitting in the car sweating blood.

Then one cop comes over and asks if I remember who he is....
I don't but fake it.

It turns out over a year previously I sold him some art while busking.
He tells me not to worry and that he knows the problem.

Two minutes later he comes back with my papers and wishes me a good evening.

I think I used up all the luck aloted to me for the rest of my life.
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Fanny Cankinwure - Tue, 22 May 2018 09:28:28 EST mH7y7OZX No.35760 Reply
>>35757
okay, I'll send 100.000 poor 16 year olds from SEA to your neighbourhood, CUZ FREEDOM OF TRUVEL
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Ebenezer Smallcocke - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:05:10 EST bcPLRNo9 No.35761 Reply
be a really skilled bartender or server or man of the night, then buy your way back to america
maybe you could be president one day
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Betsy Bemmlefoot - Thu, 24 May 2018 22:13:29 EST L+nFZ21u No.35768 Reply
>>35761
srsly though maybe you could call an embassy "for a friend"...

Insulated tent

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- Mon, 15 Jan 2018 23:49:39 EST h0iFf5LS No.35591
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There's a half decent chance I might have to live out of my car in the upcoming future, and that's something I'm fine with except that it's a fucking tiny vehicle (scion iq). While I still have a modicum of disposable income I was thinking about investing in a tent that would at least allow me to lie down instead of having to sleep in the seats. This winter has me fucking worried about freezing to death doing so though.

Can anyone recommend a tent/brand with decent thermal insulation? I'm on the mason-dixon line so I'm not trying to survive the Canadian wilderness or anything crazy, just looking to sleep outside without freezing to death. The cheaper the better, but I understand quality costs some money. Thanks for any recs
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Matilda Mammerstudging - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:57:35 EST T8axXUv0 No.35714 Reply
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>>35591
In my experience, much of which was gained living in the tent in the left in your image (the one on the right is an embark 2man that my fiancé and I used as storage at that time), you’re going to want something in the 2-4man range, with a tarp underneath and another over the top. “Waterproof” doesn’t last long. You’re still going to need good ventilation, so don’t burrito the tent. Paracord and bowline knots help immensely. Dig a rain trench around the tent, and make sure you’re not in a flood plain.
A cot couldn’t hurt but that’s a longer term item. A tall airbed with a rug under it will save your back.
Get a two burner propane camp stove, fast food isn’t a good long-term solution.
As has been said itt: no insulated tents (hence tarps), don’t sleep directly on the ground (add layers or altitude), and get a good sleeping bag. My bag was rated for 0f and kept me toasty in the embark my first new year’s without walls. Pic related, this is that tent new year’s day on the pacific coast.


If you’re positive you can maintain your vehicle, trade for a van and stick your mattress in the back. Honestly, if you intend to unfuck your life in under the five years it took me, get a van, deck it out all cozy-like, and do your best to blend into the background. Moving a few hours away might help in that regard.
Don’t get an rv, they’re cop magnets and they generally get run out of town. A minivan blends in well, a full size van is more comfortable but blends slightly less.
Walmart, Home Depot, 24-hour grocery stores, and some shopping center parking lots are usually safe places to sleep in a vehicle. Keep yourself and your vehicle legal or kiss it goodbye. You might find an acquaintance’s METHod a bit more your style- move every several hours from one known safe spot to another from your list of many spots to kill time that you’re gonna want to mentally make in the first couple months.

If your vehicle looks scuzzy and/or lived-in at first glance, expect to have tweakers, crackheads, and/or junkies trying to sell to or buy from you regularly. Keep it clean or you might start losing things (including bits of yourself).

Good luck out there.
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Betsy Trothood - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:51:24 EST QvfkDMXF No.35719 Reply
>>35591
Just get a cheap bivy, a mat, and then spend the bulk of the money on a good sleeping bag.
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Oliver Figglestock - Sun, 20 May 2018 11:13:41 EST FVvEeN+k No.35755 Reply
>>35714
>van
Box Van. Though they can stand out more than a minivan, they get completely ignored as it's assumed to just be another random work vehicle. Rofl, I've had people try and wave me into loading bays when I just wanted to shop.

Swap options

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- Fri, 04 May 2018 02:04:35 EST G9cNXinm No.35742
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So basically when I bought the truck from a friend I knew when the motor eventually blew I could always swap in a 350 and soup up from there. Are the any other possible builds or swaps for an s10 that are out there? It's a 92 extended cab 4.3 pic unrelated.
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Martha Binningspear - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:31:22 EST 7UndKwKL No.35743 Reply
>>35742
pretty sure that 350 and 454 swaps in s10s was super common back in the day
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Priscilla Blythestone - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:12:56 EST kLBxN1J0 No.35744 Reply
id stick to a gm smallblock or big block just because of how cheap and easy to repair the engines are

Spiders

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- Sat, 24 Feb 2018 23:53:42 EST /verTmXy No.35658
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I am interested in travelling to a couple countries, but I am a big time arachnophobe. What is the spider prevalence/size/poisonousness like in Uruguay, Nepal, Ireland, Mongolia, and Ethiopia?
Pic related, it's what I don't want crawling on me in my sleep.
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Doris Simblebury - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:28:11 EST 4ZuaNcfu No.35713 Reply
>>35658
Dude, what is Uruguay doing in that list? And why would you want to go so specifically to Uruguay? To get an abortion? Buy free weed?

Anyway, as far as Uruguay goes, the furthest away you get from the city, the bigger the spiders will get. I'm guessing you won't get monster-african-spiders like you may find in Ethiopia though.
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Fucking Cannersere - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 01:22:13 EST /verTmXy No.35739 Reply
>>35713
Uruguay seemed like an interesting place, very cosmopolitan and modern with a clean, mild government. I already speak Spanish, and have admired José Mujica for quite some time. Good enough reasons for at least a stowaway visit, but with the way you have described the spiders, I think I won't bother.

Ok, never going to Ethiopia and I'm never going to Uruguay. I'll mark them off of the map.
>>35720
I'll take your word for it.

China's Security

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- Sat, 21 Apr 2018 12:13:22 EST 4ZuaNcfu No.35712
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Io! How's it going? I'm travelling to Hong Kong, China, and maybe some other country in SE Asia at the end of this year and wanted to ask a couple questions.

If anyone's from around there/has travelled there, would you care to answer if:

Do they check your stuff to check you don't have anything against the regime (say, books on politics, for example)?

Are you allowed to take food from other countries into China/HK? (say, a bigass bag of tee, for example). Oh, and tobacco. Can I take some tobacco with me, or will I get stripped in the border?

Can you get weed, MD-, or psys in HK or in mainland China? How dangerous/expensive is it? Can you get any drugs at all there? In case we get some, is it safer for a man or for a woman to carry it? (I mean, who tends to get checked more).
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Jenny Binningstone - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 03:24:25 EST H/cVVQle No.35716 Reply
if u are going to hk i wouldnt worry about literature. for alcohol and tobacco, there will be a clearly displayed limit on the amount you can bring through without paying some tax or being denied or whatever. usually its a lot, like several bottles of liquor or a few cartons of cigs or something before they give a shit. dry packaged foods such as tea are fine, they just stop produce and fruit and animals. but for any illegal drugs like weed just forget about it. you gotta be in the know, and youll be a clueless foreigner, and the potential consequences for it can be extreme

I want to roll.

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- Sun, 01 Apr 2018 20:45:37 EST pGgVj4AM No.35692
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Just graduated basic. Got 2 grand to blow. I want to buy a small motorcycle, but I have no clue where the fuck to find one. Father told me not to buy one offline, but it was 1997 since he was able to afford shit, so I don't know whether or not to take his advice.
Pic related, current mode of travel. Only gets 1.2 miles to the cigarette.
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Sidney Bisslefudge - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 17:47:18 EST oPMGLTNN No.35703 Reply
>>35702
For every 10 guys that get out of bootcamp 12 of them go get financed for a 2-4 year old "newish" car. Some get married to girlfriend material so they can get that bonus pay.
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A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 03:03:52 EST FVvEeN+k No.35704 Reply
>>35702
$250 honda. Pump it full of stopleak and drive it til it dies, then scrap it for beer money.
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Matilda Mammerstudging - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:11:03 EST T8axXUv0 No.35715 Reply
>>35692
1.2 miles to the cig? Shamtastic bag of dicks, ain’t you, private? Take the local motorcycle safety course, all the army’s bullshit programs, sign the “reflector belts deflect oncoming trucks” statement, and post a wanted ad at CIF’s building-to-parking-lot fence gate (“ETS time? Sell me your bike so you can pay CIF to spray paint your e-tool themselves!”, the dfac, and Craigslist.

Also, don’t ETS. The grass ain’t greener in civvies. Don’t fuck strippers either. And don’t you or your battles tell prospective long term relationships you’re military til after you’ve been together a couple months- the dependasaurus will sit its fat ass on the couch and eat all your money while complaining and denying you sex.

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