Illegal immigrant party View Thread Reply Hide NOT James randi - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 17:32:23 EST OXu99Knr No.35667 File: 1521149543736.jpg -(241796B / 236.13KB, 640x428) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So I illegally immigrated/ over stayed my visa to Europe.This thread is for other illegals to share experiences of their time as an illegal human.Once I had a fuckin close call in being deported.Any tips, tricks and cheat codes to fixing this?If I exit the area I am illegal in and go to my embassy and ask for a new stamp in my pass port what would happen theoretically? I was hitchiking into Vienna from Italy and the car I was in got pulled over for an out of date vehicle inspection sticker.They seemed to ignore me for the entire 20+ minute stop.Then they knocked on the window and asked to see my papers.I have papers but they aren't really "valid"any more....My hair was sticking up in every direction, my beard was also a bit wild. I had been on the road for 5 days. So I looked suspicious af.The police then look my papers over for what feels like forever.I could litterally see them doing that sort of whole body dance where you're deciding if you should fuck some one's entire life over.I'm sitting in the car sweating blood.Then one cop comes over and asks if I remember who he is....I don't but fake it.It turns out over a year previously I sold him some art while busking.He tells me not to worry and that he knows the problem.Two minutes later he comes back with my papers and wishes me a good evening. I think I used up all the luck aloted to me for the rest of my life. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 5 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Fanny Cankinwure - Tue, 22 May 2018 09:28:28 EST mH7y7OZX No.35760 Reply >>35757okay, I'll send 100.000 poor 16 year olds from SEA to your neighbourhood, CUZ FREEDOM OF TRUVEL >> Ebenezer Smallcocke - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:05:10 EST bcPLRNo9 No.35761 Reply be a really skilled bartender or server or man of the night, then buy your way back to americamaybe you could be president one day >> Betsy Bemmlefoot - Thu, 24 May 2018 22:13:29 EST L+nFZ21u No.35768 Reply >>35761srsly though maybe you could call an embassy "for a friend"...
>> Fanny Cankinwure - Tue, 22 May 2018 09:28:28 EST mH7y7OZX No.35760 Reply >>35757okay, I'll send 100.000 poor 16 year olds from SEA to your neighbourhood, CUZ FREEDOM OF TRUVEL
>> Ebenezer Smallcocke - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:05:10 EST bcPLRNo9 No.35761 Reply be a really skilled bartender or server or man of the night, then buy your way back to americamaybe you could be president one day
>> Betsy Bemmlefoot - Thu, 24 May 2018 22:13:29 EST L+nFZ21u No.35768 Reply >>35761srsly though maybe you could call an embassy "for a friend"...
Insulated tent View Thread Reply Hide Betsy Bleblingched - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 23:49:39 EST h0iFf5LS No.35591 File: 1516078179743.jpg -(2701735B / 2.58MB, 3264x2448) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. There's a half decent chance I might have to live out of my car in the upcoming future, and that's something I'm fine with except that it's a fucking tiny vehicle (scion iq). While I still have a modicum of disposable income I was thinking about investing in a tent that would at least allow me to lie down instead of having to sleep in the seats. This winter has me fucking worried about freezing to death doing so though. Can anyone recommend a tent/brand with decent thermal insulation? I'm on the mason-dixon line so I'm not trying to survive the Canadian wilderness or anything crazy, just looking to sleep outside without freezing to death. The cheaper the better, but I understand quality costs some money. Thanks for any recs 3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Matilda Mammerstudging - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:57:35 EST T8axXUv0 No.35714 Reply 1524369455828.jpg -(1463589B / 1.40MB, 2592x1936) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>35591In my experience, much of which was gained living in the tent in the left in your image (the one on the right is an embark 2man that my fiancé and I used as storage at that time), you’re going to want something in the 2-4man range, with a tarp underneath and another over the top. “Waterproof” doesn’t last long. You’re still going to need good ventilation, so don’t burrito the tent. Paracord and bowline knots help immensely. Dig a rain trench around the tent, and make sure you’re not in a flood plain. A cot couldn’t hurt but that’s a longer term item. A tall airbed with a rug under it will save your back. Get a two burner propane camp stove, fast food isn’t a good long-term solution. As has been said itt: no insulated tents (hence tarps), don’t sleep directly on the ground (add layers or altitude), and get a good sleeping bag. My bag was rated for 0f and kept me toasty in the embark my first new year’s without walls. Pic related, this is that tent new year’s day on the pacific coast. If you’re positive you can maintain your vehicle, trade for a van and stick your mattress in the back. Honestly, if you intend to unfuck your life in under the five years it took me, get a van, deck it out all cozy-like, and do your best to blend into the background. Moving a few hours away might help in that regard. Don’t get an rv, they’re cop magnets and they generally get run out of town. A minivan blends in well, a full size van is more comfortable but blends slightly less. Walmart, Home Depot, 24-hour grocery stores, and some shopping center parking lots are usually safe places to sleep in a vehicle. Keep yourself and your vehicle legal or kiss it goodbye. You might find an acquaintance’s METHod a bit more your style- move every several hours from one known safe spot to another from your list of many spots to kill time that you’re gonna want to mentally make in the first couple months. If your vehicle looks scuzzy and/or lived-in at first glance, expect to have tweakers, crackheads, and/or junkies trying to sell to or buy from you regularly. Keep it clean or you might start losing things (including bits of yourself). Good luck out there. >> Betsy Trothood - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:51:24 EST QvfkDMXF No.35719 Reply >>35591Just get a cheap bivy, a mat, and then spend the bulk of the money on a good sleeping bag. >> Oliver Figglestock - Sun, 20 May 2018 11:13:41 EST FVvEeN+k No.35755 Reply >>35714>vanBox Van. Though they can stand out more than a minivan, they get completely ignored as it's assumed to just be another random work vehicle. Rofl, I've had people try and wave me into loading bays when I just wanted to shop.
>> Matilda Mammerstudging - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:57:35 EST T8axXUv0 No.35714 Reply 1524369455828.jpg -(1463589B / 1.40MB, 2592x1936) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>35591In my experience, much of which was gained living in the tent in the left in your image (the one on the right is an embark 2man that my fiancé and I used as storage at that time), you’re going to want something in the 2-4man range, with a tarp underneath and another over the top. “Waterproof” doesn’t last long. You’re still going to need good ventilation, so don’t burrito the tent. Paracord and bowline knots help immensely. Dig a rain trench around the tent, and make sure you’re not in a flood plain. A cot couldn’t hurt but that’s a longer term item. A tall airbed with a rug under it will save your back. Get a two burner propane camp stove, fast food isn’t a good long-term solution. As has been said itt: no insulated tents (hence tarps), don’t sleep directly on the ground (add layers or altitude), and get a good sleeping bag. My bag was rated for 0f and kept me toasty in the embark my first new year’s without walls. Pic related, this is that tent new year’s day on the pacific coast. If you’re positive you can maintain your vehicle, trade for a van and stick your mattress in the back. Honestly, if you intend to unfuck your life in under the five years it took me, get a van, deck it out all cozy-like, and do your best to blend into the background. Moving a few hours away might help in that regard. Don’t get an rv, they’re cop magnets and they generally get run out of town. A minivan blends in well, a full size van is more comfortable but blends slightly less. Walmart, Home Depot, 24-hour grocery stores, and some shopping center parking lots are usually safe places to sleep in a vehicle. Keep yourself and your vehicle legal or kiss it goodbye. You might find an acquaintance’s METHod a bit more your style- move every several hours from one known safe spot to another from your list of many spots to kill time that you’re gonna want to mentally make in the first couple months. If your vehicle looks scuzzy and/or lived-in at first glance, expect to have tweakers, crackheads, and/or junkies trying to sell to or buy from you regularly. Keep it clean or you might start losing things (including bits of yourself). Good luck out there.
>> Betsy Trothood - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:51:24 EST QvfkDMXF No.35719 Reply >>35591Just get a cheap bivy, a mat, and then spend the bulk of the money on a good sleeping bag.
>> Oliver Figglestock - Sun, 20 May 2018 11:13:41 EST FVvEeN+k No.35755 Reply >>35714>vanBox Van. Though they can stand out more than a minivan, they get completely ignored as it's assumed to just be another random work vehicle. Rofl, I've had people try and wave me into loading bays when I just wanted to shop.
Swap options View Thread Reply Hide Martin Clollysack - Fri, 04 May 2018 02:04:35 EST G9cNXinm No.35742 File: 1525413875365.jpg -(27670B / 27.02KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So basically when I bought the truck from a friend I knew when the motor eventually blew I could always swap in a 350 and soup up from there. Are the any other possible builds or swaps for an s10 that are out there? It's a 92 extended cab 4.3 pic unrelated. >> Martha Binningspear - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:31:22 EST 7UndKwKL No.35743 Reply >>35742pretty sure that 350 and 454 swaps in s10s was super common back in the day >> Priscilla Blythestone - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:12:56 EST kLBxN1J0 No.35744 Reply id stick to a gm smallblock or big block just because of how cheap and easy to repair the engines are
>> Martha Binningspear - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:31:22 EST 7UndKwKL No.35743 Reply >>35742pretty sure that 350 and 454 swaps in s10s was super common back in the day
>> Priscilla Blythestone - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:12:56 EST kLBxN1J0 No.35744 Reply id stick to a gm smallblock or big block just because of how cheap and easy to repair the engines are
Spiders View Thread Reply Hide Archie Dricklestug - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 23:53:42 EST /verTmXy No.35658 File: 1519534422483.jpg -(51836B / 50.62KB, 398x366) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I am interested in travelling to a couple countries, but I am a big time arachnophobe. What is the spider prevalence/size/poisonousness like in Uruguay, Nepal, Ireland, Mongolia, and Ethiopia?Pic related, it's what I don't want crawling on me in my sleep. 3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Doris Simblebury - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:28:11 EST 4ZuaNcfu No.35713 Reply >>35658Dude, what is Uruguay doing in that list? And why would you want to go so specifically to Uruguay? To get an abortion? Buy free weed? Anyway, as far as Uruguay goes, the furthest away you get from the city, the bigger the spiders will get. I'm guessing you won't get monster-african-spiders like you may find in Ethiopia though. >> Betsy Trothood - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:53:00 EST QvfkDMXF No.35720 Reply >>35658Nigga, spiders are venomous not poisonous. >> Fucking Cannersere - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 01:22:13 EST /verTmXy No.35739 Reply >>35713Uruguay seemed like an interesting place, very cosmopolitan and modern with a clean, mild government. I already speak Spanish, and have admired José Mujica for quite some time. Good enough reasons for at least a stowaway visit, but with the way you have described the spiders, I think I won't bother. Ok, never going to Ethiopia and I'm never going to Uruguay. I'll mark them off of the map.>>35720I'll take your word for it.
>> Doris Simblebury - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:28:11 EST 4ZuaNcfu No.35713 Reply >>35658Dude, what is Uruguay doing in that list? And why would you want to go so specifically to Uruguay? To get an abortion? Buy free weed? Anyway, as far as Uruguay goes, the furthest away you get from the city, the bigger the spiders will get. I'm guessing you won't get monster-african-spiders like you may find in Ethiopia though.
>> Betsy Trothood - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:53:00 EST QvfkDMXF No.35720 Reply >>35658Nigga, spiders are venomous not poisonous.
>> Fucking Cannersere - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 01:22:13 EST /verTmXy No.35739 Reply >>35713Uruguay seemed like an interesting place, very cosmopolitan and modern with a clean, mild government. I already speak Spanish, and have admired José Mujica for quite some time. Good enough reasons for at least a stowaway visit, but with the way you have described the spiders, I think I won't bother. Ok, never going to Ethiopia and I'm never going to Uruguay. I'll mark them off of the map.>>35720I'll take your word for it.
China's Security View Thread Reply Hide Samuel Huttingworth - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 12:13:22 EST 4ZuaNcfu No.35712 File: 1524327202171.jpg -(606446B / 592.23KB, 900x586) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Io! How's it going? I'm travelling to Hong Kong, China, and maybe some other country in SE Asia at the end of this year and wanted to ask a couple questions. If anyone's from around there/has travelled there, would you care to answer if: Do they check your stuff to check you don't have anything against the regime (say, books on politics, for example)?Are you allowed to take food from other countries into China/HK? (say, a bigass bag of tee, for example). Oh, and tobacco. Can I take some tobacco with me, or will I get stripped in the border?Can you get weed, MD-, or psys in HK or in mainland China? How dangerous/expensive is it? Can you get any drugs at all there? In case we get some, is it safer for a man or for a woman to carry it? (I mean, who tends to get checked more). >> Jenny Binningstone - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 03:24:25 EST H/cVVQle No.35716 Reply if u are going to hk i wouldnt worry about literature. for alcohol and tobacco, there will be a clearly displayed limit on the amount you can bring through without paying some tax or being denied or whatever. usually its a lot, like several bottles of liquor or a few cartons of cigs or something before they give a shit. dry packaged foods such as tea are fine, they just stop produce and fruit and animals. but for any illegal drugs like weed just forget about it. you gotta be in the know, and youll be a clueless foreigner, and the potential consequences for it can be extreme
>> Jenny Binningstone - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 03:24:25 EST H/cVVQle No.35716 Reply if u are going to hk i wouldnt worry about literature. for alcohol and tobacco, there will be a clearly displayed limit on the amount you can bring through without paying some tax or being denied or whatever. usually its a lot, like several bottles of liquor or a few cartons of cigs or something before they give a shit. dry packaged foods such as tea are fine, they just stop produce and fruit and animals. but for any illegal drugs like weed just forget about it. you gotta be in the know, and youll be a clueless foreigner, and the potential consequences for it can be extreme
I want to roll. View Thread Reply Hide Edwin Bonningfoot - Sun, 01 Apr 2018 20:45:37 EST pGgVj4AM No.35692 File: 1522629937909.jpg -(855965B / 835.90KB, 2560x1440) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Just graduated basic. Got 2 grand to blow. I want to buy a small motorcycle, but I have no clue where the fuck to find one. Father told me not to buy one offline, but it was 1997 since he was able to afford shit, so I don't know whether or not to take his advice.Pic related, current mode of travel. Only gets 1.2 miles to the cigarette. 3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Sidney Bisslefudge - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 17:47:18 EST oPMGLTNN No.35703 Reply >>35702 For every 10 guys that get out of bootcamp 12 of them go get financed for a 2-4 year old "newish" car. Some get married to girlfriend material so they can get that bonus pay. >> A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 03:03:52 EST FVvEeN+k No.35704 Reply >>35702$250 honda. Pump it full of stopleak and drive it til it dies, then scrap it for beer money. >> Matilda Mammerstudging - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:11:03 EST T8axXUv0 No.35715 Reply >>356921.2 miles to the cig? Shamtastic bag of dicks, ain’t you, private? Take the local motorcycle safety course, all the army’s bullshit programs, sign the “reflector belts deflect oncoming trucks” statement, and post a wanted ad at CIF’s building-to-parking-lot fence gate (“ETS time? Sell me your bike so you can pay CIF to spray paint your e-tool themselves!”, the dfac, and Craigslist. Also, don’t ETS. The grass ain’t greener in civvies. Don’t fuck strippers either. And don’t you or your battles tell prospective long term relationships you’re military til after you’ve been together a couple months- the dependasaurus will sit its fat ass on the couch and eat all your money while complaining and denying you sex. First team, first string, tankers lead the way
>> Sidney Bisslefudge - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 17:47:18 EST oPMGLTNN No.35703 Reply >>35702 For every 10 guys that get out of bootcamp 12 of them go get financed for a 2-4 year old "newish" car. Some get married to girlfriend material so they can get that bonus pay.
>> A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 03:03:52 EST FVvEeN+k No.35704 Reply >>35702$250 honda. Pump it full of stopleak and drive it til it dies, then scrap it for beer money.
>> Matilda Mammerstudging - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:11:03 EST T8axXUv0 No.35715 Reply >>356921.2 miles to the cig? Shamtastic bag of dicks, ain’t you, private? Take the local motorcycle safety course, all the army’s bullshit programs, sign the “reflector belts deflect oncoming trucks” statement, and post a wanted ad at CIF’s building-to-parking-lot fence gate (“ETS time? Sell me your bike so you can pay CIF to spray paint your e-tool themselves!”, the dfac, and Craigslist. Also, don’t ETS. The grass ain’t greener in civvies. Don’t fuck strippers either. And don’t you or your battles tell prospective long term relationships you’re military til after you’ve been together a couple months- the dependasaurus will sit its fat ass on the couch and eat all your money while complaining and denying you sex. First team, first string, tankers lead the way
Smuggling using Private shipping courier UK to South Africa - Advice? - Safer in Checked Luggage? View Thread Reply Hide Molly Ginderworth - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:55:44 EST z/96XBH6 No.35705 File: 1524009344342.png -(178110B / 173.94KB, 1456x613) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So, hoping someone might have some insight on this.I have also considered it just putting it in my suitcase that's checked luggage - I'm not sure what's riskier suitcase or private shipping. To be fair I've taken 30 or so Xan no issue in checked luggage before. So I want to smuggle 10g of Bud, vacuumed sealed - 50 Xan bars & Wax concentrates & Hash - The plan to be to conceal it all within something and have it Express shipped by DPD who are similar to UPS, DHL, TNT Etc.Any advice or insight or thoughts would be appreciated thanks! >> Phoebe Fuckingdock - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 20:17:25 EST z/96XBH6 No.35706 Reply >>35705Update: Decided I'm not going to do the 10g of Weed & take Xanax in suitcase as it's easy I've done it 8 times now high amounts. So for the international package it would be things they would see what look to be coins made of organic matter (the hash and concentrates) was going to put into a sealed birthday card along with a book
>> Phoebe Fuckingdock - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 20:17:25 EST z/96XBH6 No.35706 Reply >>35705Update: Decided I'm not going to do the 10g of Weed & take Xanax in suitcase as it's easy I've done it 8 times now high amounts. So for the international package it would be things they would see what look to be coins made of organic matter (the hash and concentrates) was going to put into a sealed birthday card along with a book
Fugitive Travel/Extradition Treaty Status/ACTUAL Risk of Deportation View Thread Reply Hide dr. m !gWLn19/oKs - Fri, 20 Oct 2017 11:56:21 EST MKbGqDYo No.35491 File: 1508514981224.jpg -(234606B / 229.11KB, 1509x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hello everyone. I have a loaded question today. For context, this is for US citizens that only possess US passports. We could also talk about other Western countries, but apart from the UK or US I'm not particularly interested.First and foremost I have never been suspected of any crime, nor is my passport revoked in any way. However, with a combination of the possibility of trumped charges and other concerns within my lifetime, I am heavily interested in discussion the extradition status of overseas countries.Anyone can use Google to read which countries officially have "no extradition agreement" with the US or the UK.To assume this as gospel is insane. I want to hear from people knowledgeable on the issue.Preferred countries:>no formal extradition treaty with US (you can leave out countries that have them but don't enforce them; not worth the risk IMO)>HAVE THE BEST DEPORTATION LAWS. This is BY FAR the most important apart from the risk of being arrested regardless of treaties. Does your suggestion have good Visa laws? Which countries offer the longest visas? Which ones actually approve the 10 year visa requests? Are there ways to renew visas and such or will they likely reject everything and attempt to deport you?>How corrupt are the LEOThis can be good and bad. You may be able to bribe your way out when you otherwise couldn't in another countries, but it's also possible for them to deport you when they legally don't have grounds or a legal justification.>What countries border the country you suggest? Do these border countries regularly expedite or deport? Is it possible to leave for another country (legally) if the country you're leaving has revoked your visa and wishes to deport you? If not, does the border countries often have weak access points you can get across easily?>Secondary, how expensive is it to survive in your country suggestion? Is the price worth it?Thoughts? I want to hear from others before I offer my suggestions. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 16 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> William Gunnerstedging - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 18:50:16 EST H/cVVQle No.35672 Reply >>35671>being a whiny little bitch when you don't receive ace-level spy advice from a drug boardlol what did you expect? >> Hamilton Pondlelut - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 09:15:05 EST aJXsZKFF No.35683 Reply >>35671how exactly would you get anywhere in an airport if you were wanted to the point where you'd be extradited from a foreign country (you wont even get extradited to counties in the same state for misdemeanor warrants sometimes)? doesn't seem realistic in 2018. your best bet would be south of the border,changing identity. >> dr. m !gWLn19/oKs - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 19:21:41 EST r3TlAfAF No.35687 Reply >>35683It's all about the countries you fly out of, and if they assist the US in extradition. Depending on the crime, Mexico would definitely assist them. The obvious answer is to travel by car south through the border, on through Mexico, until you reach another South American country that doesn't extradite (I need to do research, but I'm thinking like maybe...Colombia? Definitely Venezuela for sure?). Then you fly direct into your final destination if possible, or if you MUST do a connecting flight, make sure the connecting country doesn't assist the US in extradition. The UAE is well known not to extradite, and they're also one of the most popular connecting flight countries. They only issue I can see with SE Asia is a LOT of the connecting flights land in Bangkok first, and Thailand extradites. So yeah, it's absolutely doable, you just can't really show up to the ticket counter saying "I want to pay in cash, one way, and the connecting flight countries need to be so and so," lol.
>> William Gunnerstedging - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 18:50:16 EST H/cVVQle No.35672 Reply >>35671>being a whiny little bitch when you don't receive ace-level spy advice from a drug boardlol what did you expect?
>> Hamilton Pondlelut - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 09:15:05 EST aJXsZKFF No.35683 Reply >>35671how exactly would you get anywhere in an airport if you were wanted to the point where you'd be extradited from a foreign country (you wont even get extradited to counties in the same state for misdemeanor warrants sometimes)? doesn't seem realistic in 2018. your best bet would be south of the border,changing identity.
>> dr. m !gWLn19/oKs - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 19:21:41 EST r3TlAfAF No.35687 Reply >>35683It's all about the countries you fly out of, and if they assist the US in extradition. Depending on the crime, Mexico would definitely assist them. The obvious answer is to travel by car south through the border, on through Mexico, until you reach another South American country that doesn't extradite (I need to do research, but I'm thinking like maybe...Colombia? Definitely Venezuela for sure?). Then you fly direct into your final destination if possible, or if you MUST do a connecting flight, make sure the connecting country doesn't assist the US in extradition. The UAE is well known not to extradite, and they're also one of the most popular connecting flight countries. They only issue I can see with SE Asia is a LOT of the connecting flights land in Bangkok first, and Thailand extradites. So yeah, it's absolutely doable, you just can't really show up to the ticket counter saying "I want to pay in cash, one way, and the connecting flight countries need to be so and so," lol.
French Foreign Legion View Thread Reply Hide Samthony - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 19:00:29 EST 4lBR0f8K No.35579 File: 1515369629953.png -(14542B / 14.20KB, 220x168) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I fly out to the Charles de Gaulle airport on Tuesday to join the legion. Any advice from people who've been in a military or avid travelers regarding the best place to get euros, best way to get a metro ticket, best places to eat/drink on the way (10hr train ride). I speak very little french, but a lot of Spanish. 3 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Jarvis Winderluck - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 08:04:17 EST XS7D4d+z No.35611 Reply >>35580Just got to a cybercafe near fort de nogent. I got sent out for an x-ray of my legs, but on account of the fact of not being able to pay for it, I'm headed back to the states. My advice to those thinking about joining is to go to Aubage and not Fort de Nogent or any of the other selection centers; If you go to a FFL office, they will most likely bring you to Nogent where they take 2-3 weeks to run the tests they run in two days at Aubagne. >> Betsy Hottinghat - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 19:19:29 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35634 Reply >>35611you're giving up on your lifelong dream because they asked you to x-ray your legs?you realize though, that after joining they would ask you to work and kill and die?anyway, have a safe trip home. maybe try private security services stateside. >> Cornelius Simbleford - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 00:51:53 EST FVvEeN+k No.35651 Reply >>35634And he hasn't entered training yet? Why would they need x-rays? That's usually when you have shin-splints from too much running. Can't he just go ask random frenchies and show them the bill? "Hey French guy! Halp pay bill, I need go kill people for you!"
>> Jarvis Winderluck - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 08:04:17 EST XS7D4d+z No.35611 Reply >>35580Just got to a cybercafe near fort de nogent. I got sent out for an x-ray of my legs, but on account of the fact of not being able to pay for it, I'm headed back to the states. My advice to those thinking about joining is to go to Aubage and not Fort de Nogent or any of the other selection centers; If you go to a FFL office, they will most likely bring you to Nogent where they take 2-3 weeks to run the tests they run in two days at Aubagne.
>> Betsy Hottinghat - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 19:19:29 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35634 Reply >>35611you're giving up on your lifelong dream because they asked you to x-ray your legs?you realize though, that after joining they would ask you to work and kill and die?anyway, have a safe trip home. maybe try private security services stateside.
>> Cornelius Simbleford - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 00:51:53 EST FVvEeN+k No.35651 Reply >>35634And he hasn't entered training yet? Why would they need x-rays? That's usually when you have shin-splints from too much running. Can't he just go ask random frenchies and show them the bill? "Hey French guy! Halp pay bill, I need go kill people for you!"
Cab Life View Thread Reply Hide Blitzed Bill - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:25:30 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35635 File: 1517883930254.jpg -(85607B / 83.60KB, 800x405) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I'm working on getting a taxi license in New York, not sure if I'm going to drive a yellow cab or uber/lyft, but I need a job where I can pick my hours and don't have some shithead boss yelling over my shoulder. Anyone have advise, anecdotes, or experience? >> Fanny Hollershit - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 18:58:47 EST GXrxok7b No.35637 Reply hope you enjoy cleaning vomit >> Graham Bezzlenit - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 13:35:29 EST nomQYKid No.35643 Reply We need INTERPOL to come into this thread and tell the stories about the time he drove for uber, and some of the more astounding pieces of damage that his customers did to his mercedes
>> Fanny Hollershit - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 18:58:47 EST GXrxok7b No.35637 Reply hope you enjoy cleaning vomit
>> Graham Bezzlenit - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 13:35:29 EST nomQYKid No.35643 Reply We need INTERPOL to come into this thread and tell the stories about the time he drove for uber, and some of the more astounding pieces of damage that his customers did to his mercedes
Ranger View Thread Reply Hide Walter Crubberwell - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 17:29:52 EST pKcxOeYS No.35618 File: 1517264992526.jpg -(99719B / 97.38KB, 800x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's wrong with this picture? 3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Edward Sollyspear - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 08:21:01 EST 5OxyyFwu No.35624 Reply Clearly a European-market truck. The Finnish word "prndl" meaning "quality" is clearly marked on the dash. >> Betsy Sockleville - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 08:19:11 EST Td05p2TK No.35639 Reply Is that an orbiting Tesla off in the distance? >> Ian Miblingwater - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 21:39:14 EST WF8jits8 No.35655 Reply Clutch pedal and automatic shifterGas pedal just loose on the floor
>> Edward Sollyspear - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 08:21:01 EST 5OxyyFwu No.35624 Reply Clearly a European-market truck. The Finnish word "prndl" meaning "quality" is clearly marked on the dash.
>> Betsy Sockleville - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 08:19:11 EST Td05p2TK No.35639 Reply Is that an orbiting Tesla off in the distance?
>> Ian Miblingwater - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 21:39:14 EST WF8jits8 No.35655 Reply Clutch pedal and automatic shifterGas pedal just loose on the floor
ITT:Post View Thread Reply Hide Hannah Fuddletetch - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 19:00:06 EST HlDQZLuq No.32454 File: 1435791606248.jpg -(59896B / 58.49KB, 640x427) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Cars you would have driven today if you had the money? 143 posts and 103 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Isabella Gacklespear - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 07:02:28 EST kUWFsKuj No.35555 Reply 1513166548468.jpg -(111759B / 109.14KB, 1000x666) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I would love to fuck about in the woods with one of these. >> Nathaniel Gavingshaw - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 08:17:09 EST cKKkQSbr No.35612 Reply 1516799829513.jpg -(284343B / 277.68KB, 1024x617) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE >> Betsy Hottinghat - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:38:50 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35636 Reply >>33692Yes! The STI!Those are fast as all fuck, handle well with the all-wheel-drive, and Love it's what makes a subaru...I might go ahead and say I'd get a new Mazda6 if I had the money
>> Isabella Gacklespear - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 07:02:28 EST kUWFsKuj No.35555 Reply 1513166548468.jpg -(111759B / 109.14KB, 1000x666) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I would love to fuck about in the woods with one of these.
>> Nathaniel Gavingshaw - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 08:17:09 EST cKKkQSbr No.35612 Reply 1516799829513.jpg -(284343B / 277.68KB, 1024x617) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> Betsy Hottinghat - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:38:50 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35636 Reply >>33692Yes! The STI!Those are fast as all fuck, handle well with the all-wheel-drive, and Love it's what makes a subaru...I might go ahead and say I'd get a new Mazda6 if I had the money
I just wanted to post this pic somewhere View Thread Reply Hide Betsy Murdworth - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 08:15:49 EST uEkKLFaU No.35623 File: 1517404549572.jpg -(2277759B / 2.17MB, 3264x2448) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Im a delivery rider in a busy city. I can work when I want, it can be cruisy or grueling. Its a fairly wild and liberating lifestyle. Any delivery guys here? >> Esther Fuckingcocke - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 03:53:54 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35627 Reply yeah, bicycle delivery, I can work at different places and some pay more than others, I get to ride a bike all day which is great exercise, I can spliff it up on runs, I get t o eat good food esp when the cooks fuck something up. You gotta maintain your bike and get a good basket, have a raincoat and some wrenches and a pump. You have to be reliable with your boss's money and cover all your delivery tickets. You'll meet all kinds of people, don't get robbed, be nice and you'll be alright. >> Cornelius Cunnerbodging - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 12:12:11 EST 14WjLEr6 No.35629 Reply Bike delivery here, too. Mostly mail, bank runs, and law firm biznass. But we do some food delivery too. I love getting to ride all day and be outside but I think this job is gonna kill me. Got hit by my first car a couple weeks ago. Almost seems like a rite of passage where I work.
>> Esther Fuckingcocke - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 03:53:54 EST 70Ybgb7U No.35627 Reply yeah, bicycle delivery, I can work at different places and some pay more than others, I get to ride a bike all day which is great exercise, I can spliff it up on runs, I get t o eat good food esp when the cooks fuck something up. You gotta maintain your bike and get a good basket, have a raincoat and some wrenches and a pump. You have to be reliable with your boss's money and cover all your delivery tickets. You'll meet all kinds of people, don't get robbed, be nice and you'll be alright.
>> Cornelius Cunnerbodging - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 12:12:11 EST 14WjLEr6 No.35629 Reply Bike delivery here, too. Mostly mail, bank runs, and law firm biznass. But we do some food delivery too. I love getting to ride all day and be outside but I think this job is gonna kill me. Got hit by my first car a couple weeks ago. Almost seems like a rite of passage where I work.
miss you already girl.. View Thread Reply Hide Esther Pondernut - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 02:34:49 EST E6/haczl No.35616 File: 1517124889882.jpg -(2202675B / 2.10MB, 2592x1944) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE >> Ebenezer Mullernidging - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 02:59:19 EST kLBxN1J0 No.35617 Reply >>35616pretty cute
