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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated March 22)
TRANSHUMANISM by Barnaby Fodgehutch - Wed, 08 Nov 2017 19:38:39 EST ID:vtLNTMWT No.37345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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everybody gets 1 what augmentation do you pick?
personally, i would select a neural interface brain implant. all the power of the internet IN MY BRAIN, no need for a handheld anymore .
Nathaniel Sibblestone - Thu, 09 Nov 2017 19:26:12 EST ID:9hMPsij0 No.37346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah if you only get one, that's gotta be it. Unless one of the keys to immortality is some kind of implant.
Albert Croblinghood - Fri, 10 Nov 2017 08:10:18 EST ID:eETM+sNe No.37347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can see the appeal, but the chances of someone developing malware for that things is pretty much 100%
Reuben Dartstock - Fri, 10 Nov 2017 15:44:54 EST ID:WLEKJB/B No.37348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But the implant could harness psychic energy to destroy the virus
Esther Pablingwater - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 21:47:55 EST ID:/lVI8Sll No.37353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a second bionic penis so I can fulfill my dream of having sex with two chicks at the same time
Eugene Goodhood - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:55:28 EST ID:83BbTo9N No.37355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would get eternal life technology (and not share it).
Eugene Goodhood - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:59:31 EST ID:83BbTo9N No.37356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
btw this might be good read
Cornelius Ducklewedge - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 02:14:06 EST ID:b7ZpMWKQ No.37467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Angus Clammlefuck - Thu, 09 Aug 2018 13:17:06 EST ID:Z1YHqyo2 No.37490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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heh, I would get the augmentation that can mimic every other augmentation depending what I need at any given moment.
Graham Hizzlecocke - Thu, 09 Aug 2018 20:25:33 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>> I would get the augmentation that can mimic every other augmentation depending what I need at any given moment.
I would get that +1. Take that nerd.
Beatrice Hallyville - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 14:18:55 EST ID:LysKsjoa No.37495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lmao this just reminded me of being that weird kid who got really angry and tried to explain you couldn't do "yahuh times infinity plus one" when you were in a childish debate.

Not much has changed
Hedda Bunfield - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 16:40:07 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Dummerspear - Sun, 02 Sep 2018 02:42:02 EST ID:6YoQJUYn No.37501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Place TV screen on stomach.
>Have the ability to broadcast 90's Sitcoms from it and nobody can stop me.
>Everywhere I go, All must watch Friends, Home Improvement and Full House.
>And it never stops.
Hugh Cobblehadge - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 19:53:20 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37503 Report Quick Reply
Hamilton Mumblepot - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 18:47:37 EST ID:D9embN92 No.37504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gary: Hi John
>John: Hi Gary
>Gary: so, what you been up toooobbbblllllaaaaarrrrrrgggg
>John: Nothin' much, but I see you've been browsing porn again

No internet-connected implants for me, especially not running Microsoft shit on it...

i'd rather have joint/muscle implants, at least there's a chance that could fix my shoulder and back problems... or eye implants to fix my shitty vision...
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 21:27:51 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37506 Report Quick Reply
Yeah one of the coolest things would be eyeballs that can perceive all wavelengths of light, and zoom in on shit.
Jenny Futtingnit - Sat, 22 Sep 2018 02:00:51 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>I can see why one would have a cyber brain, but people would develop bad programs and fill it with garbage, so why bother?
>>I can see why one would have a human brain, but people would develop bad ideas for it and fill it with garbage, so why bother?

All these humans brains are already full of fucking malware. At least with a cybernetic brain there would be a possibility of a reasonable antiviral program.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 19:48:46 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37511 Report Quick Reply
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This could be manipulated. Like what if, for people to have citizenship in a given society, you could just dictate the way people program their brains when it comes to certain things. What if certain thoughts or mental stimulation could also be recognized as a virus and quarantined or punished or something. If they refuse to go along with all the requirements, they're not citizens. It could be such a fluent way to ensure no variation in the individuals perspective or interperetations on a group's philosophical or moral structure as a more effective method of keeping the herd in line.

What if we used that idea to ensure people all agree to merge with a potential future AI that becomes equal or greater than us as an entity, suddenly evolving the entire world's population at the same time. What if we were then the ones to be programmed with something resembling Asimov's 3 laws of robotics, by a collective consciousness of the various privileged AI 1 percenters that we created.
Archie Parringnit - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 00:10:26 EST ID:JQqIF6hd No.37515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>What if: the strong dominated the weak?
*sigh* check your history for reference
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 00:19:20 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37516 Report Quick Reply
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The fun is in speculating how you could do it, kid.
Simon Chisslefuck - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 17:22:08 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know some people would read your post and think it fairly dystopic,
( >>37515 ) but really isn't that the best we can hope for? As it is we are subject to the malware in the brains of our fellows just because we happen to be born within the same arbitrary imaginary boundaries. It would improve our situation if we had to consent to be part of these collectives, and could verify at a hardware level that the other members of our collectives don't have pathological intentions toward us.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 17:55:17 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37518 Report Quick Reply
The only reason it's dystopic is because in my post I'm suggesting it is done by force or by forcing any alternatives out of existence.

What do you do with the hypothetical non-consenters? I like freedom of thought/ideas/speech/expression more than most other things. So this is hard.
George Cronninghall - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 17:17:11 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>What do you do with the hypothetical non-consenters?
I think the fundamental problem with all forms of government on earth today is that there are no remaining terra nullae. In the past, if you didn't like any of the existing governments, it was reasonable to say 'well, if you don't like it so much, why don't you go somewhere new and start your own?' There are virtually no such places people could go to anymore, so all forms of government are non-consensual, since there may not be a form of government anywhere that you could go to that you would consent to (and thus also the answer to the flip side, where do you send the people who don't agree with your particular vision of utopia.)

So I think the only actual answer is we need to create new terra nullae, new places where new hypothetical forms of government can be tested. And as much as I would like to say space colonization will provide us that -- it will, but it will take a long time before it becomes a serious option for any significant number of people -- I think we really should pin our hopes on ocean colonization. Self sufficient floating colonies using advanced technology established in international waters to serve as ad hoc petri dishes for civilizational alternatives.

Think of it...we will forsake our countries and creeds...leave our motherlands behind us and become one with this earth. We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where needed, fighting not for country, not for government, but for ourselves. If the times demand it, we'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists. And yes, we may all be headed straight to hell. But what better place for us than this? Its our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Outer Heaven.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 01:15:23 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37520 Report Quick Reply
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Well I typed like 4 paragraphs and it's gone because I hit the back button and I don't have lazarus form recovery anymore.
So I'm fuckin mad and I quit.
Jack Smalllock - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 15:40:45 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry man. maybe you could ask the CIA keyloggers living in your tilde for a copy?
Hamilton Nettingstone - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 17:24:03 EST ID:ykjs79E4 No.37523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
See that's just it I think we should work to prevent a future like that. Cybernetics and the inevitable coupling of man and machine should be used to equalize the races, equalize the socio-economic strata. You do that by making everyone equally powerful- universal access to eugenic technology, cybernetics and computational power. If that can't happen then perhaps the 99% should just be phased out as opposed to enslaved in a system they have no control over (the historical precedent)

As far as hackable brains go well there are going to be some designs that are more difficult to crack, or better protected by invested parties, really cyber security is going to be more critical than ever. Just an arms race. If I had a cyberbrain I would make sure it had some sort of intelligent offensive capability built in, you know fight fire with fire. Monitoring to ensure my baseline isn't way off, encryption and sender validation etc and those are just the beginning of what you could do
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 13 Oct 2018 18:10:14 EST ID:Ve6HudGW No.37525 Report Quick Reply
I agree of course but I enjoy exploring all branches of ideas simply for the sake of conversation and imagination.
Edwin Mebbledock - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 02:33:06 EST ID:mUuExOzT No.37526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You only enjoy exploring the ideas of Sam Hyde. Sam Hyde.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 10:09:38 EST ID:E0YBfopN No.37527 Report Quick Reply
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 16:43:41 EST ID:E0YBfopN No.37528 Report Quick Reply
Funny actually. This board introduced me to Sam Hyde. Someone posted his Ted X talk and I cringed for a while, then I realized it was a joke.
Been an MDE fan ever since. Faggots.
Jarvis Wumblelere - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 15:37:03 EST ID:mUuExOzT No.37531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Not realizing immediately it was a satire when he came out in armour.

Listen son, we love you, we will always be there for you; but you may be a dumbass.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:23:18 EST ID:44pyuxIG No.37532 Report Quick Reply
There are people like that IRL all the time. How do you expect me to just assume he's NOT actually an out of touch weirdo?
Ernest Finningfuck - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 00:28:57 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thermo did say that he had no idea who Sam Hyde was before that. And most people would assume that people talking at Ted X would have some modicum of sanity or deceny.

If I saw someone walk out in armor and didn't know who they were, I would assume that like, maybe its space age armor or some shit, or maybe armor explains the kinetics of this new vibrating buttplug they've developed or something. You wouldn't just automatically assume its a troll unless you knew the guy was a troll.
Henry Paddleshaw - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 06:50:31 EST ID:mUuExOzT No.37534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Within the first minute or two he slaps himself to stop from laughing at his mockery of the crowd.

Yea fam, totally not obvious. But tedfags deserve it. They just ripped off defcon and made watered down spiritual self help shit and buzzword drivel.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 10:37:51 EST ID:uZ8qslkh No.37536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's the moment when I realized something was right.
Ernest Finningfuck - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 15:37:43 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look ripping on TED in 2018 is so obligatory as to be useless but you've got your facts a little confused.

>>They just ripped off defcon
>>Defcon, founded 1993
>>TED, founded 1984, conferences started in 1990
Nathaniel Blangerhall - Tue, 23 Oct 2018 04:59:00 EST ID:mUuExOzT No.37538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, fuck ted talks regardless. Defcon is useful but I've yet to see a tedtalk that is worth anything at all.

>They can just go pat themselves on the back because they are the true innovators and saviours of the world.

Their shit didn't even become big until after defcon sort of got out into the public realm so I'm still going to just imply defcon did it first.
Eugene Brishman - Tue, 23 Oct 2018 15:37:36 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>Even admitting I am wrong, I insist lies are truth because I can't figure out any other way to move forward
So for you the hard line in the sand between telling the truth and spreading lies is somewhere in the region of 'I don't want to be forced to say something good about TED'?

Nathaniel Blangerhall - Tue, 23 Oct 2018 16:40:12 EST ID:mUuExOzT No.37541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seriously like totally or something lol guise
David Fuckingfoot - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 22:20:13 EST ID:j9P/jQVh No.37563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate this transhumanism crap... but I'll play along.
Either a vibro-penis augmentation, or some sort of pelvic shock absorption system... Preferably both together but eh...safety first.
George Murdhood - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 00:22:14 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>I hate this transhumanism crap...
Then why are you on the futurist board?
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 15:32:17 EST ID:E0YBfopN No.37567 Report Quick Reply
Ikr. Maybe /fo/ is more his thing.
Cornelius Summerlot - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 14:29:59 EST ID:L8V4Kn0z No.37569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thats pretty good, you are most welcome to the Cenobite family.
Fucking Secklehood - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 15:44:22 EST ID:3AV0Ma4a No.37583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It wouldn't be that ugly nose OP, you Bajoran scum
Jarvis Homblebure - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 16:44:01 EST ID:xnmW28Zy No.37584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>that ugly nose OP
Better than being a fkn spoonhead mate. I don't hate you cardassian. I hate what I became...because of you
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 18:18:40 EST ID:E0YBfopN No.37590 Report Quick Reply
[youcantdothis] RAKTAJINO9 [/youcantdothis]
SmallHentai - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 14:33:41 EST ID:r6Xe2Dzf No.37593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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SmallHentai - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 14:40:45 EST ID:r6Xe2Dzf No.37595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/r/ a fully articulated mecha suit to climb into and never leave, such that all bodily functions are maintained by the mecha suit, eat, drink, shit, piss, breath, clip toenails and fingernails, shave and haircut, brush teeth and all, and i can live in the suit 24/7 for an unlimited duration, but exit the suit and fuck bitches whenever whenever
SmallHentai - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 14:41:17 EST ID:r6Xe2Dzf No.37596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also no homo

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