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Weed makes u bald by Martin Bevinglock - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 06:56:07 EST ID:GYOmGdt5 No.4898517 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone else go bald from smoking pot? I'm heavily balding and every time I smoke I notice more hairs falling and my hair stings where I'm balding and I can't even move it around it's so painful where I'm balding and on alcohol it doesn't happen and on alcohol I never feel that and my hair is thicker and it's easier to manage and I can style my hair so I don't see my receding hairline but on pot my hairline really parts right where I'm balding and ou just see skin going half way up my head.

I really have to quit pot and this fucking sucks
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Arcturus Shitstain - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 14:12:10 EST ID:7rxLgduh No.4898530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's not the weed, man.
You probably have some fungus infection or something, who knows.

>>4898522 He's not black, he said he has full blond hair. He's also probably not American.
Jenny Turveyham - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 14:39:58 EST ID:uL7dPHT1 No.4898533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go to your doctor and get minoxidil. Rub Minoxidil on your head. Repeat until hair grows back.
Angus Chiddleridge - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:04:53 EST ID:K60ZzRVD No.4898538 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That shit doesn't work, it might help a little but you won't be growing anything significant back. It won't work at all if OPs problem is some sort of skin condition which it almost certainly is, male pattern baldness is caused by excess DHT and isn't painful. Finasteride blocks DHT and does actually reverse alot of male pattern baldness.

tldr OP got fungal head AIDS, smoke more
Jenny Bollywed - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 19:39:15 EST ID:Cv4jLcYQ No.4898541 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sometimes i get paranoid about my hair thinning out when I rub my scalp when i'm too high, then I realize I haven't taken a shower in 3 days and I take a shower with good shampoo and my hair feels thick again after it dries.

feeling weird about weed by Newton Hashingtong - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:26:43 EST ID:O98WmEPn No.4898539 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's up with me? I go home and all I can think about is getting my homework out of the way so I can smoke weed. I tell myself I'm going to stop smoking and two days later I'm rolling myself a joint. Then I smoke it and feel alright but it doesnt feel as good as it used to. I don't really even enjoy smoking weed anymore, its just a habit.
I'm not sure if it's related to the weed use or what, but I'm caught up in my head a lot and I find it difficult to relate to people or care about things.
Weed has a lot opposite effects for me than other people. I lose my appetite and my mind gets so busy I cant fall asleep.
Anyone else feel similarly?
JoseJackson - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 19:26:00 EST ID:gShQ+gKV No.4898540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Smoking weed doesn't fix an unhappy existence. I think that for a while, it allows you to cruise by, stoned and alone. Wilful ignorance can get very comfortable, especially when numbing yourself with drugs. Eventually that shit catches up with you though, the elephant in the room gets too loud and obvious to ignore. Smoking more weed doesn't help it, you've already passed that threshold, your self awareness can't tune that shit out.

Maybe you've just came to realise that doing boring shit while high is still boring.

It's not important how you got here, it's more important to just handle it head on. Sounds like you need to make some changes.

Another stoned stoner survey by Cannabus Maximus - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 22:45:03 EST ID:N++qy5Sk No.4898131 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Reggie or dro? Or concentrates or edibles?
>Live alone or with others?
>Hobby not weed?
> Stoner dream of all time?
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Eugene Gorrywater - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 11:23:03 EST ID:xWoFh4kt No.4898471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>age- 24

>Occupation- construction

>Reggie or dro?- mainly reg, and dro when i got some extra cash

>Live alone or with others?- got a place with 2 roommates

>Hobby not weed?- no hobby, too busy with 12 hour shifts. when i get home i just want to chill and smoke

> Stoner dream of all time?- To smoke a blunt with Snoop Dogg
Frederick Smallville - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 11:53:20 EST ID:go4rb6Id No.4898472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pot head
with my gf mary jane
taking surveys
smoke more
Anton Weirdfeatures - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 13:16:01 EST ID:6BtPwyGY No.4898475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
twenty one
>programmer in a financial institute
>Reggie or dro? Or concentrates or edibles?
>Live alone or with others?
currently still living with a flatmate, planning to move out soon
>Hobby not weed?
not taking other drugs into account probably programming
> Stoner dream of all time?
having enough weed to smoke whenever I want
Augustus Buzzfuck - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 17:43:46 EST ID:MPYTOPtT No.4898537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
web developer
>Reggie or dro? Or concentrates or edibles?
not really interested in edibles. Either vape or concentrates. Regs don't exist here any more.
>Live alone or with others?
>Hobby not weed?
Programming, video games, learning about physics/chemistry
> Stoner dream of all time?
Weed suppresses my dreams. Also, I don't really have any dreams in the spirit of this question anyway. Just want enlightenment (in the Buddhist sense).

Help me fellow cannabalistas by Petronella Stubblystitching - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 13:16:30 EST ID:RqYcJ8Oa No.4898271 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is there any way I can smoke a joint in my dorm room without getting smelly smoke all over the room and possibly the dorm as well? The solutions I've read requires a bowl or a pipe which I don't have. Thanks and have a good night.
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Mary Lovestain - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:24:53 EST ID:OVMcN/Ki No.4898515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, so much you actually die.
Martin Bevinglock - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 07:33:02 EST ID:GYOmGdt5 No.4898519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fan in window
Slow burning papers
Towel under the door
Only open window enough for the fan so it blows outside only
Incense febreeze and axe
Make damn sure you hold that joint next to the fan and window so the smoke blows outside
Smoke fast
Do it really late or during a big rush
Make sure every bit of smoke coming off the joint and being exhaled goes outside
Blow in a spliff maybe
When finished smoking don't remove the fan
Make sure the window you don't use is not facing the direction of wind
**hint** if you smoke a blunt instead of a joint it'll just smell like grape cigarette smoke
Only smoke half the joint then the other half later
If cigarettes are allowed have a friend smoke a cig at the same time
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Dr. M !gWLn19/oKs - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 15:53:19 EST ID:GSIwg/NT No.4898535 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Ok brotato.

Here's what you need at a minimum:

>joints are the worst choice ever, with blunts being so bad I've never seen someone try it indoors.

>just buy a $15-20 bowl from a smokeshop or online

>GET A SMOKE BUDDY. If you're a casual solo smoker, even the cheaper smoke buddy mini will work for like a month or more.

>at the very least you NEED to make a sploof. The old toilet paper or paper towel roll stuffed with dry cleaner sheets toward the end and some kind of paper filter inside, preferably soaked in something smelly like Lysol or febreeze. You blow the smoke through the sploof.

>MOST IMPORTANTLY, if you can smoke in a bathroom it is absolutely preferred. Assuming you have a personal bathroom, here's what you do. It's fucked up for the environment but we didn't choose prohibition. 1. Turn on the shower as hot as possible. 2. Close the shower curtain so the heated humidity rises as one general column. 3. Naturally the heat will want to escape, so when you open the window the hot air naturally creates an air stream outside, mimicking the effects of negative pressure. Combined with the broscience that humid air clings to smoke better, and this is the best way. Take your hit off the bowl with the intention of burning it all with one hit. Then blast it through the loosely packed sploof out the window. After smoking (don't do a normal big session; single bowl packs or maybe 2-3 packs in a row is best. IMO most bongs just end up with users doing bigger bowls, but bongs will work. You don't want anything burning but weed, so no papers and no blunt wraps.
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Augustus Buzzfuck - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 17:37:14 EST ID:MPYTOPtT No.4898536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buy a damn vape and you will have no further problems

BWH - COMFY AF EDITION by Assinghat Craplock - Wed, 25 Oct 2017 20:51:34 EST ID:O2+B3di1 No.4896944 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Old one's gone kaput.....

High as fuck and cozy in my robe and blanket on a cold night. Who else is enjoying the fall weather?
User was sent to rehab
User was banned by: Mintzs
Reason: hiffwe
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Arthur Catpoop - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 01:57:56 EST ID:+ITyjZ3y No.4898451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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high as fuck after telling my dad to shut the fuck up about me going to church

can finally tell them to shove it with the religious shit and smoke whenever the fuck I want because my own place jolly-africans!! wubbalubbadubdub!!
emojem - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:20:26 EST ID:dq8rHlKF No.4898526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shitting Pazzleworth - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:12:28 EST ID:JdloGZgl No.4898528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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8/8 fckin gr8
Violet Stoolbutter - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 15:19:31 EST ID:+zR8s5Cp No.4898534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> At the cabin
> opening of whitetail deer season
> got a nice fire going
> goona sit my ass in that easy chair
> smoke a bowl of sour desiel
> pop in a VHS tape and watch a western or something.

good portable concentrate pen to get? by Boris Hellgaizer - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 21:24:24 EST ID:Iru7JbW0 No.4895261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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tried the vape board, not quick enough.
help me decide what concentrate pen to get for on the go!
pic related its the pulsar apx one of the vapes im considering
Balls McGee - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 19:07:35 EST ID:9S+Jfx1V No.4898489 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeh its a good one
Francis Dogfart - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 21:03:53 EST ID:go4rb6Id No.4898497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
divine tribe v3 or saionara
Ernest Fublinghan - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 22:49:29 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4898499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yocan Evolve Plus

It's really really close to just dabbing

Doesn't work with prefilled cartridges but prefilled 1g cartridges are like $20-$30 here, which are almost always diluted with VG juice and therefore less potent, or you could pay $25-$35 for a gram of straight, delicious shatter and just put that in the Yocan

The bottom is also a non-stick silicon container

I got mine for $40 forever ago on Veteran's Day, and if they had a Veteran's Day sale then they will probably do Black Friday too. Never got to try the Ceramic Donut heating element or whatever it's called, just the dual quartz coil, but apparently the ceramic tastes better but doesn't vaporize as quickly.
Jenny Turveyham - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 14:35:00 EST ID:uL7dPHT1 No.4898531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Doesn't work with prefilled cartridges

It does. You have to unscrew the attachment piece and directly screw the cartridge into the battery.

Deal breaker, sativa is the devils herb. by Thorsday Cuntmuff - Mon, 06 Nov 2017 10:19:25 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4897610 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Seioulsy, fuck sativa! fuck it.

I just bought it and it's bad times in a bag. I wish I had some indica and not this panic inducer and that doesn't make u sleepy or chill.

Last Saturday I was feeling good drinking a beer then smoked and it was like I was huffing jenk, I was all over the place pacing around like a madman.

I don't know what the deal was, was it too strong? Or is it just the plain old sativa makes people freak out?
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Archie Sollerkatch - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 01:40:38 EST ID:SJmPUan7 No.4898512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had on ONE freakout after smoking for years, but that was because the cock decided to lace my shit. Felt like fucking PCP or something. Anyway, it's just you or your shit's laced. Neither's your fault.
Lucy Steamcunt - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 10:18:11 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4898524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What do you mean weed isn't for me?
Bubkins Jerrycurl - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 10:32:30 EST ID:39hDmyTp No.4898525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nevermind him.
I used to do only High CBD strains and Indicas when I first started.

Eventually I made it to Pure sativas with continued smoking
Alabaster Abernather - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:49:43 EST ID:LrkYlDld No.4898529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't you feel like it doesn't get you stoned?

Maybe it's just me and my friends but growing up in the UK the kind of weed we came up on was cheese and leamons and other strong indica hybrids. Any sativa I get now feels like it's missing half of the high and does not even make me sleepy or anything. Usually means I get a shit few nights sleep until I get some indica again.

My mate just wants me to add that a sativa is a frustrating high, like chasing a dragon... you never get as baked as you want and after the first couple of tokes you stop getting higher. I agree with that

Good anime to watch when high by Polly Buckleleg - Tue, 07 Nov 2017 21:15:20 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4897714 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need a good anime to watch when I am high. Preferably something new. I've already watched pic related.
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Simon Gezzleditch - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 03:19:43 EST ID:y++BUOAO No.4898205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this thread hits close to home :))

shows that could be better while high (TESTED):

-summer wars
-ourlaw star
-death parade
-azumanga daioh
-black rock shooter
-attack on titan
-neon genesis evangelion tv+ movie (3.0)
-perfect blue
-steins gate
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Vladamir Fistputin - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 02:23:36 EST ID:EEtn5bEm No.4898263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Boku no Hero Academia (My Hero Academia)
Vladamir Fistputin - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 02:27:29 EST ID:EEtn5bEm No.4898264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Valvrave the Liberator

the creators must have been stoned when they made it

also, aldnoah zero
Molly Bellerwill - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:58:54 EST ID:taBGZaBe No.4898527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Space Dandy all day every day. Baby.

Too much weed? by Molly Bluvingham - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 00:20:45 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4898256 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Of course there's no threat of overdosing on green like say alcohol, but is there an actual point where you've done too much you begin to experience adverse effects? I know I've smoked a quantity I'd consider large for myself and at times I had gotten so dizzy I felt like throwing up. I don't know if that's because of the quantity I smoked or the quality of the green though,
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Wetback Gomezington - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:27:21 EST ID:2LIaSjQU No.4898494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you posting like a dudebro? Ugh.
Jemima Feltsborough - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:46:42 EST ID:MOjb17An No.4898496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That doesn't sound like an adverse effect at all. Congrats.
Jesus Farthingstock - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 01:38:10 EST ID:DtQHo58/ No.4898511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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small backstory:
>one of my friends from back in highschool moved to CO
>he comes back every year to see us in a non legal state and always brings some sort of goodies
>this year he brought this absurdly strong coconut oil he had made
>went on and on about how strong it was, how much weed was in the jar etc etc
>edibles...really dont do shit for me...usually

so we were at a small music festival and we, the group, all decided to sip straight from the jar. he warned all of us that seriously one big gulp was gonna fuck you up for the night. naturally, i took two.
turns out theres a qp of dank nugs the strain being our buddies first personal strain in this more less gallon sized jug
i was feeling HIGH as fuck within an hour or two and on top of that was continually dabbing over and over on an enail (did i mention this was a heady glass festival?)

i eventually had to lay down in the tent as did my girlfriend because we both were just so high and tired from the drive in that day. trying to go to sleep was not possible.
i had a high comparable to 150ugs of LSD at this point.
i would phase out like i was falling asleep and start having these INTENSE CEV's only to jolt straight up and be GASPING for air. my girlfriend was getting worried for me at this point because i did this like 10 times over the course of like...3 hours. i couldn't catch my breath and was having strange palpitations in my heart. eventually i went outside and profusely vomited which was followed by the shakes as i went finally drifted off to a very uncomfortable and more less sleepless rest
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Greg Saunier - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 07:18:40 EST ID:s+GYVlLD No.4898518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes I will smoke until I almost puke and then stop, that's when I know I'm at or almost at a 10/10 high. Basically the few times I smoked until I actually puked a little bit was intentional. I was just trying to get as high as possible until I couldn't take another hit.

I have been so high it scared me before, but even that was short lived. I was new to smoking, hit a fatass backwood too hard, sat down, then stood up too fast. I didn't puke, just almost passed out and my friends had to help me walk back inside. Once they got me to the couch the tunnel vision went away and I was just high as I'd ever been in my life for the rest of the night.

Second highest I had ever been was off a edible, and it just felt like I was on a rollercoaster, not spinning, just rising then falling extremely fast. One of my best friend was on the same edible it hit us both around the same time. I think he ate more than me though because for him he kept saying he felt hot and it was sort of bad. I kinda fucked with him and was like what bro you don't feel like you're on a fucking rollercoaster? and then tried to make noises like we were on a rollercoaster and he started laughing but told me to stop lols. It was a fun night I'll never forget.

So even the times I smoked too turned out fucking awesome in the end.

What weird misconceptions did you have about weed? by Smirky McFlash - Wed, 27 Sep 2017 02:36:05 EST ID:pPEBpyJK No.4895152 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I played WoW around 15 and my GM used to talk about "smoking a bowl"

I figured you must, like, put weed in a food-sized bowl and hold your face over it. How else would someone smoke out of a bowl?
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Phineas Debblestock - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 19:26:11 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4898493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
p. sure most weed in Western Europe comes from Morocco, Spain, or the Netherlands, and has for some time
Ernest Fublinghan - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 23:06:19 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4898500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The first time I smoked (I was 13 so some excuse) I confused taking a hit and smoking a bowl so I told someone we smoked 14 bowls
William Clapperton - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:01:44 EST ID:g1SplZyD No.4898502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First Rule of Drugs

They will come from the nearest and cheapest location possible that can produce any serious amount.

Morocco and Spain with some Netherlands thrown in, for the obvious reasons of climate both physical and legal....
Harold Appleberg - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:54:59 EST ID:en8p9xd8 No.4898516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only hash comes from abroad, weed itself is mostly grown local

im gonna by quality post - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 04:37:07 EST ID:wUks98JH No.4898514 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i pledge a l l e g i a n c e 
to the flag of the USOA 
and to the republic for w i t c h i t 
and one 1 nation underdog 
with liberty and justus 

Denver: Social Marijuana Use Program Rolls Out by 1Hit,2Hits,3Hits,Floor - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 04:02:15 EST ID:+0PualCe No.4898513 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Denver Social Consumption Etiquette

No sales in social consumption area
No social consumption between 2 and 7 a.m.
No more than 1 ounce of weed per individual
Designated areas will be limited to adults 21 and over
Social consumption areas must be at least 1,000 feet from any school
Designated consumption areas outside must be concealed from public
Denver’s cannabis consumption pilot program expires Dec. 31, 2020

Read more: http://weedma.ps/2AnHX1w

STONED SHOWS by Nigel Dadgenirk - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:40:02 EST ID:EimpIjOe No.4898488 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What shows really entertain your stoned mind?
Picture related
Shit Hiblinglitch - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 19:15:56 EST ID:2x6WNC9c No.4898491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Star vs. The forces of evil
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 01:34:50 EST ID:QbYEt0YS No.4898510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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pic related and Always Sunny are my two favorites.

Its funny, but whenever you watch Sunny while high, it always feel like they are high cuz the dialogue is so chaotic

Greedy Moochers by Edwin Woffingsidging - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 17:34:38 EST ID:VmhTXnHD No.4897308 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>hit up friend who i usually supply the booze and weed for because he's perpetually jobless and lives at home
>dont mind because hes my best friend from high school
>last time we chilled he took the jewery to a new level
>make the mistake of mentioning offhand i have a couple ounces of weed at home currently (a semi-long-term supply)
>after we smoke 2 blunts, and a few bowls, and hit my vape pen many times, and getting drunk, the next morning he asks for a little weed to go "until he gets his new job" (lol yeah right)
>give him a couple grams and a canister to carry it in
>"dude i thought you said you had OUNCES man!"
>"yeah. i did. here, one more nug"
>"dude you got like 2 ounces man"
>"i didnt get it for free man, here"
>"well i guess this will last me a little while"
>doesnt even say thanks
>hasnt hit me up since

this guy is really a great friend, but he is also a selfish asshole. thoughts? stories of moochers being painfully unaware of their own greed?
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Fluffy Pillowstone - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 10:47:49 EST ID:71hi3z8R No.4898469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck sorry. Fucked the spoiler up.
Doris Fandleman - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:12:41 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4898481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make him suck your cock for 2 grams, make him work for it, jizz on his face and cock slap him! Make him feel like a cock sucking bum.
Jointington Lungtits - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:07:05 EST ID:XmsO3SLP No.4898503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People can be dry without it being a responsibility issue, they can just be down on luck. If you are bragging about the ounces you have and refusing to share more than a few crumbs with your dry friend until you have humiliated them by forcing them to come out and ask you to give up a reasonable amount then you are pretty low.
noko - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 01:33:49 EST ID:SJmPUan7 No.4898509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol, this seems to be a common thing. I got a friend who does the same shit, but they have a job and can afford their own shit. Just prefers to smoke all of mine. They'll share with me if they have, but... fuck that. It's mine. Not hers. Mayine

firecrackers by Edward Decklefodge - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 14:33:40 EST ID:2sJJpKK5 No.4898478 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I'm attempting my first firecrackers tomorrow.

What temps do you recommend and how long should I decarb? I see different timings and temperatures everywhere, so I'd like to know the general consensus.
Lillian Pickdale - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 14:51:44 EST ID:4YOcOdcA No.4898479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
250 for 20 minutes, wrapped in foil.

Use high-fat peanut butter or nutella.
Edward Decklefodge - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:02:53 EST ID:2sJJpKK5 No.4898480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, I'll be using nutella. Most guides suggest 10 minutes for decarbing + 20 minutes for the crackers themselves. how much heat should I use for decarbing then?
Lillian Pickdale - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 17:47:27 EST ID:4YOcOdcA No.4898486 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I never used a decarb step. Decarb step is unessecary.

I'd place nutella on side side of a cracker, weed on top of nutella, and then nutella on the other side of the foil. Wrap each cracker individually in foil, place in preheated oven set at 250degrees for 20 minutes.

For taste, use oreo cookies without the cream filling for crackers.
Edwin Goodbanks - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:16:03 EST ID:UGLpQWuo No.4898506 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Never used decarb step either but I tend to use 325 fahrenheit for 20min cause I have an older gas oven. But I normally make like 12-15 at a time, just depends on how much bud I have and how long I feel like grinding it up.

Fake pee questions, stories by Amanda Swizzlestick - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:49:41 EST ID:8nkr08q7 No.4898438 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>bought fake pee a week ago
>Quick fix plus 6.1
>Today's the interview
>Warm up pee
>Check batch number online when temp strip fails to light up, batch is fucking expired
>Google says some shit about creatine having an expiration date, wouldn't surprise me if headshop hasn't bought any more in a while and has old stoxk
>Roll with it anyways because I have no other option, stick bottle in my sock with the handwarmer, security guard job didn't even test me today anyways
>Go back to smokeshop, all of their fake pee has expired batch numbers, quick fix plus company has some process for refunding it for new batches but the smoke shop refunds me
>Go to a different smoke shop, buy this weird fetish shit because they said they got it recently.

Who's used fake pee for a job ? Who's been called back for it not being real pee?

Post other fake pee stories and other stories of stoner employment successes
Phineas Socklebit - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 06:09:22 EST ID:s+GYVlLD No.4898460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes I've done it, it worked perfectly fine. I even remember after the test they like checked the temperature of the urine and the heating bag that came with the fake piss heated it the perfect temperature. I was really nervous beforehand but it all went very smoothly and I got the job.

You're probably better off buying fake piss thats meant for tests rather than fetish urine, since that stuff is basically just a sex toy it might not have the stuff in it that passes as urine.
Betsy Blecklegold - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 08:15:30 EST ID:iUyZCvYs No.4898462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got a job in Government collections a couple months ago using a urine kit called "Mr. Whizz." It worked perfectly fine for me and a couple other friends used the exact same kit with no problems.
Sho Minamimoto - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:38:18 EST ID:8nkr08q7 No.4898495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Update, I passed that MF easy. Bwh
William Clapperton - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:07:47 EST ID:g1SplZyD No.4898504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I took a legit test two weeks ago after toking daily for over 6 months and it came up "borderline."

I feel like I wasted so much of my life....

Got the same feeling my my Liver Function Test came up perfect. WTF? I drink bourbon to numb the pain and I wanna see some cirrhosis, OK? Not a lot...just enough to show my liver who is boss.

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