>>4918220

you're getting ripped.

Your "cali imports" don't even sound like they were made up in America. They sound like they were made up in the UL. Just mimosa? Cookie punch? Just larry? Anyway lets go over a few basics
Good weed in cali is probably pretty cheap from any source, its 2018. Shipping (esp s m u ggling) anything across any distance costs money, esp overseas. Then you have this dipshit peddling to you. Hes profiting. Everyone dpwn the chain is.
Either way sounds like sketchy hustling, if your pitch is that detailed, especially to a lost client , hes being a salesman. As we all know, 90 percent of salesmen ot even salesman type people lie through smiles and upbeat promises.
He could be honest, but itd have to be like 30 percent shit in a container overflowing with trichomes. Even then hes profiting down a profit chain so youre paying for that and not weed. But hes trynna rip you off whoch makes it worse, along with how much youre paying for that isnt weed.
Fuck him, buy double what you normally would and tell no one just to flex on scammers and smoke bigger for longer getting way more bang for your buck. Or pound i guess.
Im high and hungover and bored but yeah thats my super long 2cents. Cheers, arctic monkeys, spliffs and all that. Proper.

>cali import

cali weed sucks ass, that's a cheap marketing trick LMAO

Holy shit that's over $100 Canadian for 3.5 grams. I can get a quarter of mids for $25 or $50 for the good shit. No wonder I'm high all the time. The worst you can expect to pay here is $10 a gram all the way up, no deals for quantity but even thats better than $100 for A FUCKING EIGHTH.

Unless you live in Japan or some super strict place, I don't see why it'd be so expensive. Sounds like a ripoff for a UK person but I've never been there so.

>>4915652
why would you use the surface web?

>>4916321

I’d say closer to 85%

>ITT : made up percentages

*protip - use Instagram to find dealers in your city #yourcitycannabis*

>>4915652

prolly not

I met a guy through craigslist a few years ago. Shit was crazy I felt like a moron for doing but it worked. I wouldn't fucking do it but there are people that crazy.

my dealer man

>>4918275
You were banished from Oregon for flipping picnic tables? Goddamn

internet

>>4918312
probably just bend, which is fine since bend is a fucking hellhole. i have family over there and wonder why they all don't do heroin or kill themselves

>>4918335

cool story bro

>>4918337

Maybe but I doubt it? I don't really feel unsettled or nervous about anything except the illness itself.

>>4918340
HE CALLED ME BRO AND HE SAID MY STORY WAS COOL!

curious to see your bloodwork OP

dude the weed left your system a long time ago, this is probably food poisoning or something lmao

Wassup skinny white nigga listen to me. Whenever i get penis attack i blast death metal or goregrind and start doing pushups until im completely exhausted. And then i became the happiest high dude ever. Try dis out. Penic hits you just because you are man and want sum violence

>>4918251

Happens to me sometimes too, it's shitty brainchemestry. some people don't get it.

>>4918270
this guy seems wise

>>4918251
that happens sometimes, mostly to me when i'm in a social setting. oddly enough performing n shit doesn't bother me high but having to have a conversation with somebody does lmao. try going on a run, that's what i do when i start to feel anxious and it gives you a runners high with it giving a different dimesnion and a more exhausted, chill experience

This is the only shit you should bump high

>>4918326

>>BLIKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

I hope he doesn't go down too hard with this jail business. I think hes ok, I like him what ever fuck you

>>4918328
BLICKIE WITH THE SKICKY UHH
FAILED MY G.E.D NIGGA

>>4918326
I wish the motherfuckers killed this kid fucker instead xxxemotation but that's just me.

>>4917431

30

>>4917940 If your child knows you smoke weed all the time he's going to follow your footsteps and smoke weed as well, don't play a card thinking your child is going to forever be innocent with their own mother smoking weed all the time, use some logic. Your child will one day smoke weed since you do all day and daily.

age shouldn't even be a factor. Everyone ages at a different rate so laws surrounding age apply to the collective before the individual. If they've got hair on their chin and don't act like an idiot they're old enough to smoke

>>4918348
I agree that's why I sell drugs to elementary schoolchildren

>>4918332

May be the ferts in the soil are too strong in some area's, btw you should never Veg in ferted soil but looks liek you did ok. Could be over watering, too much nitrogen.. could be the roots need more space causing the leafs to curl like that. Could be root rot, could be a kind of fungus.

Try posting this over on the grow forum because this is the wrong place.

Pic unrelated but it's a cool way to make an effective heater for your porch when your having a smoke in these cold winter months. Last night I had such a weird erection that my bell-end hurt.

>>4918333

>Try posting this over on the grow forum

I cant see any growing board and looked beforehand too, is it outside of 420chan?

>>4918344
http://boards.420chan.org/crops/
its this one, but barely anyone posts there.
Youre much better off on the multitude of websites (like r / cannabiscultivation) actually dedicated to growing weed. 420chan is just full of weeb degenera-, i mean cool people who dont have enough time to research these subjects

>>4918332
that looks like russet mites. i've never had them indoors before, outside i got rid of them with wettable sulphur and lemon juice, but i've never sprayed sulphur indoors. a product containing abamectin might be better inside.
i just noticed that you're already flowering, so maybe try a dry diatomaceous earth coating instead.

>>4917836
Where do you even get this shit?

>>4917787
yeah synthetic urine works this guy i know took it to pass for a job and he landed it

Hey guys i got a drug test coming up that's a 9dsp/No THC/ PHN. Are they gonna test me for weed? The No THC makes me think they aren' testing for it. How fucked am i?

>>4918341

>>4918299

Are you 14? fucking grow up mate. Immature shit like this is fucking school tier

>>4918299
it looks gay

who lets cigarette butts pile up like that? A stoner of course.

call it aloe cuz you're gonna need some after this roast.

>why pieces of paper legal but weed not?? hypocrite government at it again!!!

>>4917422

>>4917417
what if the real issue is that you're butthurt and are just looking for someone to insult because putting other people down is the only way you can think of to feel ok about yourself?
wouldn't that be sad?

>>4917412

People here roll king size tobacco so... yeh. Don't be ignorant or you look like a dickhead.

>>4917892

>>4917889
to answer your question the second one is best. it means that the air is getting filtered by bud and when you do that less air gets with and more smoke like a carb.

>>4917892
this shit got me right here

>>4917892
This gave me a salvia flashback

>>4918057
"Trafficking stolen property in the 1st degree" rather.

>>4918058
Look up a nearby medical marijuana doctor and schedule an appointment.

Ever been hospitalized for something like say, a leg, back or head injury? You're golden!

My doctor even gave me a list of qualifying ailments, I just picked one.

Embellish, tell them you've tried everything and nothing eases your misery. Only the sweet nugglets of combusted cannabis can help you. 20 minutes and ~$130 later and you'll have a med card. Have a nice trip. See you next fall.

>>4918054

Tried google?

>>4918078
around here its 30-50$ but same shit. just choose your illness. around here insomnia is a easy one to choose. lack of sleep ect.

Anxiety is dependent on dose. If you don't have a tolerance you only need to smoke 0.06 of a gram. I'm guessing you smoked a more than that. Don't bother taking other drugs when all you really need is to take less of one drug anyway.

https://erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_dose.shtml

Don't take xanax just so you can smoke weed.

But yes, it should.

>>4915378

yes pop them bitches

Hi there, friend.

I'm sorry things aren't going so well for you. It is really likely that the stress is what is killing the high. Hang in there, bro. You'll be okay.

>>4918256

yeh probably those meds fucking with your high. I know lyrica can overpower it, your used to the high of lyrica and its normal for you, being high on weed is nothing etc. duno about prozac but everything I hear is negative.