>>4915108
Just do a buzz cut and make sure to shave all the other hair on your body also.

Hair tests are about length. Shaving looks suspicious (although I doubt they will really care) should be fine. Not that many people are 100% clean going into the military...

Protip: Just don't join the army.

>>4915108
Don't worry OP. Removing hair from your body is in violation of your religious beliefs, which are respected by the military, if you catch my drift.

Source: dad was weed dealer in the army

>>4915163
This. You're joining the army anyway, so you need a military haircut.
Plus dogs generally won't hit on you unless you've smoked or had weed within the past few days.

Daily reminder that if you spike someone you are the scum of the earth

I have a friend who ten years ago was passed a bong to rip not knowing his friends had packed it with salvia extract. This was probably ten years ago and he still isn't okay

>>4915320

What did he experience, and how is he doin now?

My first time was a contact high, maybe more psychological because of the group energy, though it was undeniable. Some years later i bought some bud and it was the first time i smoked a full gram blunt to myself. I was high for 2 weeks. Initially the walls melted as i did into the beanbag chair i was chillin in. The high gradually wore off but for those 2 weeks everything i touched sort of vibrated, there was something off about the way my brain was interpreting touch. Maybe was pcp, or just very good bud and a rare reaction.

>>4915261

my friend handed me a homerollie once and I didn't know that he had joints mixed with rollies because buttrolls look pretty naff no matter whats inside them.

I took a big drag expecting naff ass buttobacco but nope, hit some sativa mids like a champ and coughed a lung out.

I was completely fine with the fact that I had just ripped a big fat joint so hard tommy chong would clap a bit.

I ended up greening out, there went my doritos sadly, but hey I at least got to smoke a real ciggy when the room stopped spinning.

moral of the story is, now I sip home rollies out of natural adaptation, just to check whats inside.

If you're dealing with budrot I'd say harvest the whole thing, toss out any moldy buds(heard you can make hash with them) and keep the good ones separate. Also if it is bud rot you are dealing with it can kill the whole plant if you don't get rid of it.

>>4915324
This. That's definitely bud rot OP. I just harvested one of mine that was starting to get it. Like the other poster said, harvest right away, remove any visible brown/grey and hang dry the bud that remains keeping a close eye on it to make sure it doesn't spread to other parts during drying. From your pic it looks like you caught it early enough that it hasn't completely spread through the bud yet. But if you notice the stem is rotten you may want to scrap the whole thing. So far I have had good luck with simply removing the affected parts like I said.

>>4915317
had to harvest early myself due to rot, (north east US), the humidity isn't going anywhere, you ought to just chop it. some is better than none. but yeah the other posters got it spot on, make sure you dispose of the rot in a different room than what the bud is in too.

I had a friend that was like this. The thing was, he acted high after he smoked, but he would claim that he didn't feel any different. We also did molly together and he claimed afterwards that it didn't affect him even though it seemed to me and the other person there that it did. Maybe its some kind of reverse placebo effect where you believe so strongly that you wont get high, so you think nothing happens?

>>4915332
Doing a drug for the first time is always underwhelming ime. People, myself included, dont know what to expect so you dont recognize the things happening in your brain

>>4915332
It had taken me 3 tries at smoking before I got high. I want to say I just didn't hit the bowl right, and it wasn't until the grav bong that I couldn't hide behind my shit technique from keeping me getting high. Either way, sometimes it might take a couple of tries.

First time i tried using a bong, i blew into it and spilled wet weed everywhere... another time, i got so high that i just plain forgot how to use a bong and i kept putting my mouth where the bowl was like a mentally challenged hamster but i think i did it discreetly enough so no one noticed...

>>4915365

Disclaimer: I ain't no doctor. But I'll take a look.



48 hours-2 weeks depending on:
Did you drink energy drinks/coffee recently? Add +2h
Did you pee? Remove -30m
Did you poop? Remove -1h

Do you bleed easy? Add 1week
Are you female? Remove 4days
Are you susceptible to high blood presure on your moms side? Add 4 days.
Dads side? Remove 4 days.

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>>4915366

also, try using "gravity bong"

avoid suction based smoking methods like pipe, traditional bong and joint.

The full two weeks or whatever the dentist says. Don't fuck with dental infections and dry socket. Keep them filled with moist gauze and microdose through a vapourizer at low temp.

Or just ask for some more oxycodone to keep you preoccupied and too fried to remember to smoke Cannabis and fuck up your dental surgery hahahaha OR BOTH

>>4915360

Fuck man, pumped doesnt even scrape the surface on how stoked i am.

>>4915362

Fuck yeah LETS GO OILERS LETS GO

>>4915364

sosig

>>4915368

>>4915240
did you smoke the resin?

I fixed a bowl with jb weld.
Yes, a bowl.
Direct heat to the multi cracked weld and she holds solid everytime.
As for cancer, we all roll the dice.

>>4915304

Having a higher fat percentage increases your chances of cancer. Stay fit everyone. Drink at least two literally of water per day. Eat mostly fruits and vegetables, seafood as a primary meat source, and red meat/processed sugars sparingly. Those steps alone should heavily lower your chances of cancer.

>>4915304
JB weld max temperature before it offgasses: 316 °C
Standard Made in U.S.A bic burns at 800 °C, a clipper closer to 900.

will you get cancer? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
will you coat your lungs in Bisphenol A? yeah probably but the leeching would require you to literally be breathing burning black tube.

so you're probably gonna grow boobies but not die.

Dunno what the fuck you're on because dank bud has been more plentiful than ever, legal and illegal channels.

>>4915358

I don't know what op nigga's on about, I figure for every gent asking to buy a cigarette there is at least three people asking me if I need weed. especially in the hood areas of town (where I also live sadly)

>>4915358

On top of that round here you can grow 4 plants, weed can get pretty fickin tall, a good 5footer can yield up to 1lb of weed.

4 pounds of weed = 1814.37 grams, now move the decimal to reflect $10/g, you have grown enough weed to buy a brand new last year mazda, or put the foot in the door on a -whole subway franchise-.

I don't grow Blueberry or it's derivatives outdoors because I've found them to be rot-prone in my growing environment. Same goes for TGA's Cuvee. The other Space Dude stuff is fine, whatever the other half of Cuvee was must have been where the weakness came from. I got Jillybean's granddaughter growing next to Cuvee's granddaughter and the Cuvee one has had a lot of rot, the Jillybean none. Their branches are overlapping a little even.

>>4915344
Blue Dream is a paranoia trip

>>4915347
Not for me, its a perfect wake and bake strain though.

I actually love the taste of blue dream even though blueberry anything usually makes me gag, but thats just the taste. Blue magoo is probably my least favorite strain over all. Foul odor and worse taste, the minute I hit the bowl my stomach starts growling and I feel out of sorts.

Chemdawg and mtf are both really nice strains but can also put me in panic mode.

>>4914314
Hookahs are great for smoking weed, all these folks are just soft. Pack that shit with like an 1/8th or whatever it takes to fill it and use your lighter/hemp wick to start the cherry on it. Put hash/kief in if its not burning slow enough

>>4914314

>fill the bottom with water
>buy a big screen to cover those big ass holes in the bowl
>put the weed in the bowl
>stretch aluminum foil on the top
>poke holes in the aluminum with a safety pin or fork
>cook a charcoal on a stovetop or hotplate
>put the charcoal on the aluminum foil when it gets red hot
>do shallow puffs on it to heat up the weed with hot air
>when you start getting thick smoke take some big hits to get some huge clouds for a tiny hookah

The stuff in pic related will run you $42.76. Also, don't use charcoal for grilling, it will poison your ass.

>>4915348
Here is a screen that should fit. Also they sell hookah pokers for cheap, it's probably worth it if you're going to drop 30-50 bucks on hookah equipment.

>>4915104
idk if you have a ton of weed sure, but it feels like its wasting a ton ton ton of weed if you dont constantly keep puffing it. lol.

Here are some of my all time favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StV9lElcvAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwD6iPwQeA (skip to 0:46)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXgNo5Smino&t=14s - Not music but you HAVE to watch this.

>>4915310
It must suck never having had any wacked out totally wicked experiences after smoking a couple doobies on your path to establishing your relationship with the drug

>>4915310
You left out the end of the sentence where I verbatim say "I worry that will be too intense." Nice try though!

>i give drugs to girls for free

what generosity, are pudding pops on the house too?

First time smokes can be a pretty volatile experience. If she has any kind of nervous/anxious/overthinking/worrying disposition, it would be best to keep her away from friends and instead just keep it more personal. A joint will allow for better portion control than any other method. A vape might go down nicely too.

Getting her stoned, watching movies, listening to new music, having some nice food n drinks and going outside are all cool things. Ofc get her comfy too with all the good stuff like pillows.

Idk man do you

>>4915282

Also your a laughing stock thanks to Trudeau. He's made your country an utter disgrace of a White society.

>>4915291
you're

>people in the dispensary scene
>pretty much confirmed this is likely to be the case

Read: Artificial Scarcity

>>4915215
This guy nailed it.

>>4915315
trudeau is just another born-rich douche, i don't understand why people who buy into to mythology of competence in government would ever support someone who was born into the ruling class when its clear that he never worked a day in his life and couldn't even if starvation was the only alternative.
why would anyone be looking forward to getting their weed from an organization headed up by that when the alternative is getting your stuff from career criminals with decades of demonstrated competence in their trade? plus the professional stuff is inevitably cheaper because it doesn't have the cost of limos and private planes for the rich kid and absurdly generous salaries and pensions for government bureaucrats and cops rolled into it.

>>4915278

This raises a lot of questions

>>4915318
>>4915322
Even though it's not physically addictive in the conventional sense, weed habits do bare similarities to traditional addiction.

I mean if you smoke a ton of weed for a while, and then just cut it off you will feel weird as your body and mind adjust back to not being high all the time. Plus a lot of people end up with an out of control weed habit. j/s, i remember being a stoner though and defending weed against these accusations

Forever shilling pipe resin hash

>>4915339

>>4914724
Weed does the opposite for me, it heightens the fuck out of my mental dialogue sometimes to the point of inducing anxiety yo

>>4914724
The inner voice is your conscience and it definitely doesn't seem good when it goes away, just use your outside voice to guide yourself

Do acid, it will dredge your inner self back into the fore front.

>>4915327
Pepe? In my 2018? RIP sweet frog