Cannabis Discussion

>boy I sure love having my cannabaoaboain receptors actually literally physically and mentally by the textual definition of the book raped wide open by THC and CBD and CBN molecules

>be 18
>still new to weed
>me and 2 friends smok 1 jonk
>go to hookah bar
>we have to order, they are too fucked to do it
>so am I
>waiter comes
>1 Hookah Please
>long pause
>"Um....what flavor"
>Me...Meee..me..me.me...Menthol
>Guy gives me weird look but k and leaves
>Felt a lil bit embarrassed but we chuckled about it later

>Same 2 friends and I decide well smoke after his familiy get-together
>I forget there will be food and drinks and stuff my ass at home with hard food and whiskey
>His parents "force" me to eat a lot
>Drink 2 cans of beers
>Stomach FULL
>We go outside an light it, holy shit this is it
>Hits hard but manageable
>Head to same hookah bar mentioned
>Have to wait 30min before entering
>Order hookah and relax
>The full stomach, the smoke, the heavy hookah smells...
>"I...I think im gonna....BAAAARF"
>Go outside and puke everywhere and leave stealth pools of puke behind bushes and cars
>This happened in the span of 3h

>at some friend's house
>he offers us some leftover space brownies his roommates had made the other day
>not very sure of eating it but whatever
>taste of weed is strong af
>in 40 minutes everyone is high as fuck
>im so stoned i have to look down once in a while to check if my body is still attached to my head
>friend decides to go out to grab some food
>suddenly everyone is hungry
>we go to a sketchy cheap burger place just around the corner
>i'm so focused on walking right that i'm not even speaking at this point
>get there, kinda crowded
>as we go to the table i feel like we are 4 aliens walking among humans
>sit down, no one says a word
>waitress comes to take our order
>we are so stoned that no one speaks for like 10 seconds
>pick up the menu and can't read shit
>she asks again, visibly annoyed
>fuckfuckfuckfuck.jpg
>friend finally points something at the menu
>everyone immediately orders the same thing
>waitress take our order and leaves
>whew that was close
>she brings our food, 4 fish burgers dripping in grease
>they were so delicious i ate with my eyes closed to taste it better
>meal finished, everyone gives the money to our friend who was a little less stoned than everyone else
>we leave the diner without saying a word or looking at anyon
>go home laughing our asses off
>today was a good day

>he's never heard of jolly african-american sweat

>Be me
>Be high as fuck
>Can’t decide if I want to order pizza or just watch Netflix until my GF gets home
>Fuck with Pizza Hut options on website, then put Star Trek on
>GF walks in with pizza
>”How did you know I wanted pizza?” I ask.
>She says the delivery guy told her.
>MFW I simultaneously ordered pizza and decided to let my GF choose dinner.

>19
>live in dorms
>good friend rolls blunt
>8 of us go out to share it
>walk to bridge on campus
>Light blunt
>goes around
>passed to me
>cops walk on bridge
>were fucked
>drop blunt
>cops walk by
>look for blunt
>it is on the railing between the feet ground and outside pillars
>pick up blunt
>pass again