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Parents saw you smoking

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- Mon, 06 Apr 2020 12:38:54 EST IFu0eSKP No.4936198
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How did your parents react when they first saw you smoking?
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Fluffy Pillowstone - Sat, 16 May 2020 15:43:18 EST c4npWLwt No.4937785 Reply
Mother said: "Who do you think you are?"
Father said: "It's probably not good stuff, could be laced with shit."
Aloucious McBreeze - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:39:50 EST Y4pNLR7h No.4939273 Reply
Smoke with my parents on occasion. Dad and I are doing bong rips
What interesting lives we live.
Barnaby Gammernore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:43:08 EST Jcz27VcQ No.4939277 Reply

Fun thread.

The first time I told my parents I smoked it was totally unnecessary. A friend and I smoked outside and went straight to the basement (had its own entrance) to play vidya. Dad calls me up from the top of the stairs, asking if he could speak to me. Got worried right away, went up and just came out with it that I smoke weed. He didn't react much right away, but said "I was just gonna ask you to take the trash out..." Then his negative reaction settled in and he said some shit and sort of walked away as my mom entered the conversation. She downplayed it thankfully but overall it wasn't the best, and totally didn't need to happen, but the 'noid got to me and I just caved under the pressure haha.

Any good stories of trying to hide that you're high from others?

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 01:02:58 EST aFzZJ5A2 No.4939198
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Pic related, one time when I was just starting to smoke I had gotten super fucking blitzed off my asshole with my good buddy and then after I had done even more dabs, and joints he proceeds to tell me we have to go back to have dinner with his fucking big ass family. Meanwhile, I have a permanent grin plastered on my face, pieces of Hostess cupcakes all over my shirt and I was so high I couldn't remember what my name was. So we come back inside. The long and short of it was his parents and siblings did most of the talking for what felt like hours. But in reality, likely only 10 minutes had passed. Eventually his dad gives me an intense look in my eyes almost like he's judging my soul. I feel panic and start visibly shaking. He asks me how I'm doing. I just keep looking down at my plate, shoveling flavorless mashed potatoes into my pie-hole and hoping eventually he'll forget I exist. He asks again. "John? You're awfully quiet." I just mumble out "Yeah, potatoes good." and then go back to staring at my plate. I then start to giggle but pinch myself hard in the gut so I stop. Eventually everyone else keeps talking, I think I might have muttered out some other nonsensical things and dipped out as fast as possible. My friend and I then cry laughing later on thinking about it. It was incredibly stressful but funny looking back on it. I was going crazy wondering if they would figure out I was stoned... they must have known.
Dick Biggler - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 00:32:46 EST DNUD1QS2 No.4939229 Reply
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I think I have a pretty good one.

I went to a friend's house with another buddy of mine because his cousin was bringing the good ole' sticky icky. We take a few hits from a pipe on his back porch and his cousin sprinkles some keif on t the bowl. That was my first time smoking keif, and I remember I was pretty fucking lit. We were watching Workaholics when my friend says that his parents are coming home early. Fuck. I start making cinnamon sticks and his parents jump out of fucking nowhere. I manage to shoot the shit quite nicely with them, I just acted like my socially inept self and they thought nothing of it. It wasn't until I sat down and enjoyed my cinnamon sticks when I realized I did something only a person high would do. Whenever my friend's parents were talking to him, I did my best to "act natural" What I actually did was stare at my cinnamon sticks in the microwave with my hand on my chin thinking "wow those cinnamon sticks look good I can't wait to try them!" even though the fucking microwave door was open and they were ready. Couldn't stop laughing about it.
Oliver Blytheway - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 03:42:39 EST xzmSLkyN No.4939264 Reply
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> "Yeah, potatoes good."

Dabbing and sinus pain?

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- Thu, 02 Jul 2020 17:20:38 EST GVFeiygh No.4939090
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Can dabbing mess your sinuses? I just started doing dabs a few days ago and took a few big hits last night before bed and have some nasty sinus pain today. Is it possible that it is related?
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James Meddlebune - Fri, 03 Jul 2020 09:38:29 EST fFKfqdzR No.4939114 Reply
jesus christ fuck off with the swim shit


Medizinisches Cannabis in Deutschland

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- Wed, 17 Jun 2020 10:20:46 EST 0XemTS9J No.4938658
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Anon aus Deutschland, bitte unterzeichne!

Candy Prolapse - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 11:59:44 EST XyJn0h9B No.4939238 Reply
Ich habe MS und bekomme Sativex aus der Apotheke :) Bin auch großer Fan von Konzentraten.
Anton Weirdfeatures - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:50:13 EST 7gYVf4t3 No.4939247 Reply
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i smuggled cheeba chews in to germany and just went to amsterdam when i wanted more
good times

orthostatic hypotension

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 22:27:27 EST Al14ry2y No.4939225
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Sorry if this sounds weird, but I'm completely twacked out on deliriants. ('Deliriant' is so difficult to type right now.)

My new favorite "before bed" routine is as follows:

1) eat recreational (high) dose of benadryl 2 hours before bed.
2) Once the benadryls kick in 45 mins later, I'll crouch down on the floor for like 10 minutes.
3) I then do breathing exercises
4) I then do one giant toke
5) I then stand up quickly from the floor, causing me to almost black out from Orthostatic hypotension
6) I then exhale and almost loose my balance, making the toke feel more like whippets
7) I repeat this crouching->toking->standing->exhaling routine multiple times before putting on my trap clothes and molesting myself before falling asleep.

My question though is: what's the best technique for triggering that euphoria that happens when toking and standing up from crouching.

And don't tell me I'm going to die. I know that what I'm doing isn't exactly healthy.

Weed makes me feel normie

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- Sun, 21 Jun 2020 21:46:36 EST /xY0RYbC No.4938750
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Does weed make anyone else feel normie as FUCK? my thought forms become way simpler and sheepish and I hate it. It’s not myself
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Claude Offenbauker - Tue, 07 Jul 2020 16:51:21 EST 2kIyOeL2 No.4939212 Reply
in this thread, every post is worse than the last
Daniel Chickenchoke - Tue, 07 Jul 2020 18:48:35 EST xfMSB58j No.4939214 Reply
do you ever have it where you have no perspective and then you take drugs and realize that you're a arrogant piece of shit but are such an arrogant piece of shit that you assume it's the drug making you think you're an arrogant piece of shit as opposed to actually being an arrogant piece of shit

you arrogant piece of shit
Vagina McPenison - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:50:54 EST rYnXv4Fm No.4939240 Reply
sounds like your experience of yourself and by extension your experience of life is very chaotic. might have a lot of undealt with problems personally in yourself and interpersonally with other people.
something I’ve found in my life is that thoughts of being arrogant specifically can come from people around you not having the confidence, conviction, etc what have you, to speak forward their perspective and experience, and because of it react to people who can put themselves forward and say what they have to say as if they are arrogant, opionated, or know-it-alls, when whats really happening is closer to them not speaking up for themselves and feeling taken advantage of or stepped on because of it.
it’s a tricky thing to untangle, your mileage may vary, but that’s what I found in my life; that I wasn’t nearly as arrogant as I had long thought once I had some productive conversations with specifically my mother, and found a multi generational chain of hating men, or masculine traits more specifically, because of childhood trauma (instigated in my mother largely by her mother, funnily enough). getting to that understanding was NOT pleasant, but wholly worth it for all parties in the end.

Gender help

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- Sat, 04 Jul 2020 06:22:59 EST yq2vkw0O No.4939136
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Is it a girl??? Or a boy??
I think its a pistil... Need confirmation.
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Easty Beasty - Tue, 07 Jul 2020 19:30:34 EST 94JgWVxC No.4939217 Reply
its called a calyx btw-- the pistil is the pollen-catching appendage that grows out of it

Weed Battlestations

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- Mon, 29 Jun 2020 20:15:23 EST TMQ5mxpP No.4939007
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What does your weed lounge look like?
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Keegan Friedman - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 01:16:23 EST TMQ5mxpP No.4939129 Reply
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This angle doesn’t show off the comfy chairs we have!!
Milky Choketoker - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 04:28:03 EST /g4kH8rC No.4939131 Reply
fair enough good sport.

I had one of those orange springy chairs myself
they are completely fucked and whoever thought of them is wild but kudos I liked em.
Fucking Duckgold - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 04:44:34 EST o0s9IAZI No.4939232 Reply
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Chick fli a and the washing machine are high quality
But that fuckin' AnOnAmOuSe poster thing gotta go yo.


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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 10:33:39 EST ExNxlgZV No.4939207
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I put my 10" bong in the top rack dishwasher. It's super clean, man. Feels good in the hand again and the hits get me higher.
Arcturus Shitstain - Tue, 07 Jul 2020 22:03:30 EST fFKfqdzR No.4939224 Reply
nice mane

I love oil rigs because theyre so easy to clean


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- Sun, 05 Jul 2020 23:40:23 EST 82Ho2OIg No.4939171
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I ate a thc edible about an hour ago, it's kicking in. Any good show/movie/ect recommendations?
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I'm straighedge

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- Wed, 01 Jul 2020 16:53:07 EST X+z6RPgh No.4939055
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I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or sess
Cause it's known to give a brother brain damage
And brain damage on the mic don't manage, nothing
But making a sucker and you equal
Don't be another sequel
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SpiderJam - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 18:32:57 EST oBSjaRdm No.4939162 Reply
>>4939055 You only loose brain cells if your brain isn't fully developed yet i.e 20-22.
Imahoe Dickweed - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 22:38:58 EST 5RhYZtcE No.4939168 Reply
Look at dre 5 years later. Lol he was kinda right he sucked

How do i get customers

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- Mon, 22 Jun 2020 11:22:25 EST ILvUhSwk No.4938764
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I got a shit ton of extra hash that i dont need, i wanna sell it but idk where to get customers, never sold drugs before
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Harmonious Fartingstor - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 04:10:38 EST fQ70Qr8q No.4939152 Reply
>extra hash
>dont need

What? Is that even possible?
Miles Edgeworth - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 18:59:28 EST fFKfqdzR No.4939163 Reply
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I do

I work a lot like

12-13 hour days and drive 2 hours

to my job at a dispensary where I'm constantly given weed

and I mostly only dab so joints and eighths just pile up in my drawers until they go stale. I'm a spoiled bitch with TOO MUCH DRUGS
Priscilla Bozzlebit - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:40:44 EST 1r5ehK+7 No.4939164 Reply
How come? Obviously you are on the weed scene.
Why not just hand out a joint here and there?

Free weed is cool, man.

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